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  • WOW! THE TOUGH VERSION OF CARROT TOP!

  • Beautiful intro. Amazingly fails to set the tone for the rest of the movie, but fucking hilarious nonetheless.

  • I love Sarah Silverman.....for some reason shes sexy when she acts like this

  • i hate sarah silverman anyways

  • Watching it as we speak..

  • whats the rolling stones song in the back

  • @Smarsa90

    Rip This Joint.

  • @Bkrp Thanks man.

  • That bitchs voice gives me a headache but still, I can't stop watching this.

    Btw, she sounds like a homophobe, I'd hit her.

  • "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head!" LMFAO

  • Man dance...lol.

  • lol i love that laugh on the left when he sais he'll fuckstart her head

  • omg the laugh at 00:54

  • haha I want the red heads hair

  • everyone but the 2 main characters deserved what they got including the loudmouth bitch

  • I woulda assaulted a loudmouth cunt like her too.

  • The funny part is that Sarah Silverman didn't even have to act for this scene - she just showed up on set and behaved like she does every day....skanky loudmouth....

  • White knights everywhere.

  • wtf is with the weird cutting that starts after the punch at 1:47... did a lot get edited out? or was the film that bad?

  • Well...if you're gonna get your ass beat, best to start by taking out the beotch that started it

  • That has to be one of the greatest lines to use on a gobby woman, LOL

  • Carrot Top drives a Benz?

  • That bitch deserved to be hit. She was a real cunt.

  • And that kids...is how I meet your mother.

  • now that's the way you punch a bitch!

  • Girls talk like this to the guys at my school often, throwing out the words "bitch", "faggot", "pussy", etc for reasons not worth mentioning.

    Wonder when i will see this happen.

  • only time hitting a chick is justifiable

  • "I'm going to whip you silly, and fuck you stupid." HAHAHAHA

  • My friend saw this movie when it came out with his girlfriend and he made me go afterwards (even bought my ticket), we watched the opening scene and he said "Ok, lets get out of here".

  • @AzraelDKF lol @ great comment.

  • @AzraelDKF About right too. This was the only part of the film that was at all entertaining - as rude and crude as it is. This scene had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the film, which was all pretty lame.

  • is Benicio says to Ryan at min 1:18 "kick her in the tunna fish" ??? lol

  • OMFG THIS IS POSSIBLE THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER FUCKING MADE! I LOVE IT!

  • Now, now, kids, it's just a movie.. 

  • What confuses me is why an entire army of people come over to the parking lot to deal with two guys...

  • @whitewarrior12 they're there to watch the fight, people love to watch that shit.

  • I would ass fuck sarah then make her taste it. Fucking unfunny whore she is.

  • This scene has the most hilariously creative use of profanity. "Fuck-start her head"...I'm totally using that sometime.

  • @VooDooXII I ACTUAL SAY I WELL FUCK START PEOPLE'S HEAD AND I AM A CHICK ! THIS MOVIE MADE IT MY DAY TO DAY LINGO! LOL

  • This is fucking hilarious.

  • You all fail to see the point. If a male opens his mouth like that to someone bigger than him, he gets his ass whooped. The fist knows no discrimination. Females always want equality, but if one wants another's rewards, then they have to the accept consequences that come along as well. This is America.

  • @jtenma Amen. Preach, brother.

  • @jtenma thank you!

  • @jtenma Equal rights, equal fights.

  • @jtenma

    This is youtube, not America. =P Other than that, well said!

  • @Restayvien FAIL. this movie was made in America. So those rules applied here.

    :P

  • Who is this guy, Carrott Tops brother? LMFAO. Love this line though, that gets her to shut up.

  • These guys remind me of me and my friend, we used to do crazy shit like this (not hitting a girl, though). We would constantly just do some shit which would get us surrounded by a large group and we would be like "Who the fuck are these assholes?" Aha.

  • hey they want to be treated as equals this movie showed equality all around. and in the immortal word of the boondock saints "he respected the hell out of her"

  • i hope i get a chance to say this before i die...

  • lol this was awesome. problem is in real life all the fucking brainwashed, desperate, pussy-reward seeking guys would have beaten ryan phillipe to death because "you never hit a girl!" (zero logic supports this claim) the only thing worse than dumb bitches like silverman are the fucking men who defend them just because they are girls. women are human beings and should be treated as such. it would have been sexist not to hit her.

  • @UltraProle21 You´re 100 % right!

  • I totally agree with you! This clip is really satisfying to watch by the way. Becuse she was a total cunt and deserved it.

  • @UltraProle21 Because men are more stronger than women, that's why other men protect girls, (i know you can find exceptions) but 90% are stronger and bigger!! so lets put it this way put a MAN fighting a fucking bear and see it's fair. but i agree, the girl was very annoying i would hit her too!!

  • @UltraProle21 I think the lesson has been mangled over the years. I would never hit a *lady*, but this dumb broad with her foul mouth doesn't qualify. It was nice to see her get a punch in the nose.

  • he fucking punched her lmao

  • his insult was legendary. He has my respect.

  • see why do people always say shit like "women shouldn't be hit." how about NOBODY SHOULD BE HIT. and if a woman starts it, then she deserves to get what sarah silverman got in this scene.

  • It's funny that no one helped the bitch out when she started getting punched, but when Benicio started attacking the blond one everyone directly acted lol

  • did she really say "Why would you pick a fight with them?"

  • All women should be treated like this in real life.

    Women should be treated like this all the time.

    Pwn them!

  • @mrolympia123 you are so fucking right. i completely agree. maybe if people listened to us, women wouldn't act like fucking cunts to men all the time. i don't care about the consequences, if a woman acts like this to me, or worse, attacks me, i will pwn her ass. no question.

  • I actually watched this movie and in its entirety the other day, and it's really good. But, to watch him kick start that C'''' face was priceless.

  • @djsher1 Fuck start her head*

    It's an important difference - fuck starting someone's head is a method for breaking their neck. xP

  • I was trying to find this scene EVERYWHERE! Great scene, haha.

  • if women want to start being treated as equals to men, they're gonna have to learn how to stop bitching and take a fucking punch.

  • That guy looks like sheamus

  • ehhm...ladies and gentleman. We do punch bitches.

  • I LOVE HIS RESPONSE AT 0:48 :D its so appropriate for that bitch. "shut that cunts mouth or ill come over there and f**k start her heaad!!!!" LMFAO!!!

  • who else thought that drew barrymore was jerking someone off in the beginning commercial

  • Seeing Sarah Silverman get hit in the face brings me great joy. I'm not sexist, she just annoys the sh*t ouyta me.

  • sometimes i wanna hit silverman like that myself lolz

  • Yeah well I had a female attack me one time over stupid bullshit and all I did was grab her arms and pin them to her side to keep her from hitting me. I got arrested and charged with battery for putting my hands on her. Lesson learned. From here on if a woman attacks me I will beat the shit out of her since I am going to be arrested for it anyway.

  • So he provoked them by touching the car and then he punched the girl because she got pissed off over them not respecting her property. Despite her mouthing off, I can't see why no one is blaming them for starting it all.

  • @MonkeyScout welcome to Earth monkeyscout. we call this thing, the thing you just watched..a "Movie". theyre actors and this was actually all staged and never really happened in real life. Im sure everyone knows it would go differently in real life, but in these things we call "movies", we're allowed to make people do whatever we want and say whatever we want so that the story is better and more entertaining. We know who the assholes in the situation were. no being a dick, just felt necessary

  • "You want to do the man dance? First dance is yours." 

  • LOL

    

  • when did carrot top date sarah silverman

  • Sarah Silverman is a cunt who embarrasses all women. She is also a Jew. Coincidence?

  • best utube post eva

  • MY BODY IS COLD STEEL FOR REAL. I WAS MADE TO KILL, THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP ME CONCEALED. UNDER CARSEATS THEY SNEAK ME IN CLUBS, BEEN IN THE HANDS OF MAD THUGS, THEY FEED ME WHEN THEY LOAD ME WITH MAD SLUGS. 17 PRECISELY, ONE IN MY HEAD. THEY CALL ME DESERT EAGLE, SEMI-AUTO WITH LEAD.

  • @cursedswordsman nas - i gave you power

  • @TheHiddenAnswer Good!

  • @cursedswordsman i know my shit, especially when it comes music

  • this is one of the greatest opening scenes of any movie, ever....

  • Man this is amazing! And who DOESN'T want to see Sarah Silverman get decked in the face?! Haha

  • typical chick that thinks she's a badass. i've seen girls like that, they'll talk a grip of smack until they get their ass kicked then cry like a little bitch when shit gets real.

  • He was going to get the shit beat out of him anyway. He figured he may as well have a reason.

  • Silverman sucks.

  • @PrivateAckbar I think that's why I find this so gratifying

  • @PrivateAckbar And swallows.

  • is there any guns in this movie?

  • @xraidedlok Nah

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  • Fuckstart ur head is the greatest threat i have ever heard. I luv it wen Del Toro stamps on the girls toes. Makes me laugh every time. I fukn h8 that ginger afro, tho. The guy looks like a fukn idiot. He'd get his ass kicked if he walked thru my neighbourhood lookn like that. N i live in a nice neighbourhood

  • @thuganomics84 Know whats funnier is that he doesnt really fight the guy he just pushes him out of the way just to beat the shit out of her and he still punches her even though he's about to get his ass kicked by a croud

  • @griz312 Hahaha. Dam straight. I luv it wen he 5 knuckle shuffles her in da face. She ain't laughn wit a broken nose. Guys a legend

  • @thuganomics84 Haha I know even though I dont fined hitting women a good thing to do it does make sense to hit them to creat e some knowledge

  • @griz312 Oh totally man, no1 should hit a woman, unprovoked, but that's what makes the scene even funnier. You'd think him n the guy r gonna go toe 2 toe n he ends up smashing the 1 person you'd least expect him 2 hit.

    We've all encountered sum1 like that in real life. Its bad when its a guy, but its even worse when its a woman, because you stand there thinking "I really want 2 smash her, but I can't". That's why it feels like sweet justice when he smacks her. Its shock treatment :)

  • You know...they were sitting on HIS car. Sure she was mouthy about it, but to be fair, don't sit on my fucking car. Just sucks they couldn't defend their property or even really back up what they threatened.

  • @DigitalTransfer defend their property from what? sittingness?

  • at 1:14.....great,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,

    

  • is that sarah silverman?

  • It's like barney rubble laughing at 0:54

  • dude looks like a muppet

  • 1:46 Boom. Headshot.

  • How are the 50 dudes beating them up not cowards also? At least beating up a woman who is running her mouth is only one on one.

  • @a1stooge true they would of jumped them even if he hit carrot top lol

  • A video of Sarah Silverman getting punched in the face? I guess there really is a God.

  • no surprise there that she was sarah sliverman

  • What's a babyhead???

  • lmao i wonder if he really wanted to hit sarah sliverman 

  • I guess she learned to shut the fuck up...lol

  • No man with hair like that should be taken seriously.

  • Extreme comment meant to provoke and demonstrate the misogyny of other commentors, SERIOUSLY comment in which I state my true feelings

  • Like the saying goes...If youve never hit a woman when she wanted to be...its because youre a fuckin coward!

  • To be fair he was sitting on someone else's car.

  • pedobear?

  • 1:47 =]

  • I'm a little shocked that the top comments here are sympathetic to violence to women. Seriously, that's your takeaway? That Silverman's character was running her mouth and she got what was coming to her? My takeaway is that this scene contains some of the funniest threats in movie history.

  • @chronopup

    Oh shut the fuck up, get on your knees and keep praising Pedobear.....moron.

  • @chronopup So how do you get your rocks off if you cant see the opening?

  • omg this funny as hell... equal rights in comedic form

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  • 2:16 spitter!

  • Equal Rights bitch

  • yea... Silverman had that coming...

  • Ya, nobody seems to be pointing out the fact that its a real asshole move to be sitting on someone elses car, let alone a Benz. The alarm is going off and the morons just keep conducting their little transaction. I think her initial reaction was appropriate and if a guy responded to my girlfriend that way there wouldnt be any hesitation, I would be down there beating both their ass's.

    She did run her mouth a little too long in the end, but what a dumbass move to hit her infront of that crowd.

  • @mvpsmb1 more like heroic to hit her in front of the crowd

  • @mvpsmb1 ofcourse the 2 guys made her reaction, but if u mess whit the bull you are gonna get the horns, you never know what crazy mother fucker you may find around the corner, they could pull out guns instead and waste everyone, thast the real world in my country they are fucking shity cowards waiting for someone to cross sight whit them just to get a excuse to pull of the gun,so the thing is you better watch ur mouth whit strangers even wen u are defending your stuff cause you never know

  • @RyoSaebaAGK ya, if you hit a chick in front of a crowd you have to be a complete moron, cause you will get beat down. Sounds like a bad country you live in my homie, the good guys there need to man up and pack a piece and stop being victims. In this country 9 out of 10 folks have a fire arm, so if your a thug you think a little more before you pull on someone and if you don't your not around for long. Its also why this country here is the baddest around.

  • ps-benicio could kiss me like that anytime

  • well i am a girl..but sometimes found myself wanting to punch sarah silverman in the face , so................yea lol

  • equal rights and double standards

  • That's how you shut up a broad.

  • I'm a girl and I thought this was awesome. The top comment is correct in some women. Don't get me wrong, I'm not for abuse or anything.

    But Sarah Silverman(idk her name in the movie) was acting like a fucking bitch. He shut her up. It's not like he was abusing her for no reason.......if she thinks shes bad.....let's test it out.

  • @IcyHot311 her name in the movie is raving bitch!

  • @IcyHot311 Sarah's character, in the credits, is named Raving Bitch

  • was that a falcon punch?

  • best part is when the guy laughs at 50-:56

  • sarah silverman has a dirty mouth

  • "Im gonna whip ya silly and Im gonna fuck ya stupid" haha fuckin classic

  • Goddam. Now that was awesome.

  • that chick kinda deserved getting her ass kicked

  • @4everedwardsgirl everyone's saying that, but those dumbasses were sitting on that guys car. they initiated it.

  • @canucks16 people suck..I think thats the bottom line here.

  • And despite it all -- I must say that Benicio looked very hot. Lucky ungrateful girl. lol.

  • Can someone tell me what, if any bearing this scene had on the rest of the movie?

  • @MrFourteenMiles

    character development

  • @MrFourteenMiles

    I've asked this very question a million times, and I have never gotten an answer for it. I mean seriously - it has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the rest of the film, except the fact that it is gratuitous violence. For me, although this scene has some humor, it just seems to be bad taste to have something like this in the movie when it has nothing to do with the narrative, nor does it establish these characters in any pertinent way toward the story.

  • @RaiceGeriko its a nice ice breaker. It tells you something about this guys, it says i dont give a damn about anything dont fuck with me.

  • @RaiceGeriko Of course it does. They aren't even slightly afraid to hit a woman in the face after they basically started a fight, and started a fight despite knowing they'd lose. It tells volumes about both of the characters.

  • @RaiceGeriko it has to do whit the narrative film is has to do whit the personality of the characters who are "gambled" (sorry my english) if that the right word, wich mean they bet theyr lives all or death to make theyr objectives, and in this movie thast very clear, from start to end they show dont give a dam who crosses in theyr way, they will kick ass or die trying , they were 2 agains 50 and wen they got beat they were laugh theyr asses on the floor.

  • LOL'd so hard at the guy laughing in the background.

  • That's what I call equality.

  • Haha! You Got What You Deserve... BITCH!!!

  • Sadly it's just fiction. The yenta could use that type of attitude adjustment in real life.

  • If Ryan Phillipe didn't do it I would have lol.

  • This movie was hilarious for like the first 20 mins. I've never made it through the rest of it.

  • SHUT THAT CUNTS MOUTH OR ILL COME OVER THERE AND FUCK START HER HEAD

  • @AJWP4 Background guy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • id fuk her mouth all day!

  • THE MORAL OF THIS SCENE, WOMEN WHO TALK ALOT SHIT ONE DAY YOU'LL MEET THAT ONE MAN WHO WON' TAKE YOUR SHIT AND FUCK U UP, NOT CUZ OF YOUR SEX BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR CHARACTER.

  • who wouldnt fuckstart sarah silverman in the face?

  • her swearing doesnt make any sense lol

  • The war on women!

  • you like to fuck babyheads??

  • haha fack off u scarse cants

  • bitches need to learn they aren't immuned from getting hit in fights.

  • That one guy laughing in the background is the what makes this opening funny as hell. The other part is when he pushes him to the side and steals his gf lolls lls

  • i think we have all wanted to repeatedly punch sarah silverman in the face like that

  • @nappiduckout Lol yeah. Although for some reason it took until about 1:10 before I realized it was her.

  • I love how you expect the two guys to pull guns out or something but instead they do exactly what they wanted, and take a much expected beating for it. A lot of ppl are viewing this as chauvinism. It's not. They're trying to show that this is a world where anyone can be fair game and it is a western in that since. I also liked how it shows that things do not happen without consequence in this dog-eat-dog western influenced world. I saw this at my neighbors house when I was 9 and never forgot it

  • I LOVE how if you listen very closely, just after the "fuckstart her head" line, you can hear someone cracking up.

    One of the best opening scenes of all-time.