President: yes im hungry like shit . come on dudes ... its just a burger . =)
Bad dudes: we got fatal wounds in the battles , our asses still hurting us , our bones was broken and we just getting a fucking Burger as an award for this torture !!!!????
President: ... y-yes.
Bad dudes: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
NEWS: the president is again kidnapped but this time he is kidnapped by the bad dudes!
Navy Seals, Marine Recon, Green Berets, Delta Force, or even the Secret Service? Nope, only a couple of guys in tank tops were bad enough dudes to rescue the leader of the free world.
And stupid and cheesy as it was back in the 80s and 90s, ninjas were infinitely cooler back then than these current faggy anime ninjas all the kids like nowadays.
They should make a movie about this, with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as the bad dudes and Harrison Ford as president Ronnie Reagan.
WildBuster 1 month ago
Bad dudes: .... what? only for a burger ?
President: yes im hungry like shit . come on dudes ... its just a burger . =)
Bad dudes: we got fatal wounds in the battles , our asses still hurting us , our bones was broken and we just getting a fucking Burger as an award for this torture !!!!????
President: ... y-yes.
Bad dudes: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
NEWS: the president is again kidnapped but this time he is kidnapped by the bad dudes!
Snyperwolf91 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
- "LET'S GO FOR A BURGUER HA HA HA HA"
- "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US?"
dunkelheits 4 months ago
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electricmastro 6 months ago
Notice the bad dudes don't actually HAVE burgers. Maybe Ronnie's burger will trickle down to the bad dudes.
Wafflepudding 7 months ago
@Wafflepudding Well, he did say let's go for A burger. I guess Ronnie a literal-minded man.
Super1337star 7 months ago
I'm eating a burger as I'm watching this. A chili burger, with extra Tabasco sauce.
The kind of burger that's eaten only by dudes who are bad enough.
T6e6r6o 8 months ago
President Ronnie looks like someone flattened Reagan's face with a frying pan and forced him to dye his hair mustard blonde.
Aloiv 9 months ago
What's even better, they seemed to have been briefed by none other than Duke Nukem...
fattoler 9 months ago
That final enemy looks kind of like Omega Red from X-Men.
FirestormChameleon 1 year ago
hahaha i forgot it said that at the end LETS GO FOR A BURGER HA HA AHA HA AMERICANU HAMABURUGA
Frequent2001 1 year ago
Navy Seals, Marine Recon, Green Berets, Delta Force, or even the Secret Service? Nope, only a couple of guys in tank tops were bad enough dudes to rescue the leader of the free world.
laserstun 1 year ago
What is with the sunglasses guy's face, seriously
CptnGordon 1 year ago
5 stars
DemomanX614 1 year ago
ninja related crimes
dcmccants 2 years ago
I LOVE the use of Mr. Big's KOF 96 theme at the beginning. 5 stars man, even though you disabled the ratings.
ragemishima 2 years ago
'Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?' Surely the best line in videogame history?
discostu333 2 years ago
'sigh'
And stupid and cheesy as it was back in the 80s and 90s, ninjas were infinitely cooler back then than these current faggy anime ninjas all the kids like nowadays.
Mysterious0Bob 2 years ago