WKUK- Telekinesis

[JoeScoutK9]

FUCK is this? What the FUCK is this?

[MexicanAmericanGCA]

At 0:44 you can already tell what's going to happen

[AnnieRayyneObscurity]

XD

[monkeynut000]

fear 3 

[MindlessInvalid]

As all scientists say, telekinesis is mental masturbation.

[smexyapman]

I wonder which one of the guys was helping him out for this one

[BodgyHeats666]

its working

[9gigglegirl13]

Total mindfuck.

[TheGremlan]

Wow....

[Mercaification]

John Footpenis?

[lildj133]

i hope he used a jizzle

[EasyStoner]

look mom no hands!

[HaloStrike123]

his pants wasnt even down wen he did it XD

[Sku11Hax]

...AWESOME!

[TBomb15]

like anyone could keep their concentration while getting jacked off.

[tombstone618]

The force is strong with this one...

[lemongamers]

he mind fucked himself

[LordMorzone]

Don't try this at home.

[luiszoom215]

lmao

[XtremeKiwis]

Now do one about Electro Bolt

[crystalstone117]

lol 11 people must not have been able to do this =]

[scraps992]

I wish I could do that. That's fudging awesome!

[Solidjesse]

Thinking of masterbating will please your physical body... FUCK YES!!!!!!!

[chasethong]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dmeskouris]

hahahahah I'm finally ready!!!! SUB to me guys...

[dsitify]

i have tried telekenesis for hours... how is it so easy for him?

[99STRownz567]

Lol!!!!!! I'm ready! ( goes mind masturbating)

[Nameinprogression]

0:55 that's what she said..

[FFXITheGodOfPain]

LMFAO WOW

[Halobolu]

I feel sry for the person who used their hand under the blanket when filming the video...

[hujimiwatchi]

@mine4dimes Raaandy!

[streetbob95]

Look ma! No hands!

[heelsboy2222]

"I'M READY. I'M FINALLY READY!"

[xiBeLiiEveo]

hhahaha



[eliefaressarkis]

11 people aren't ready yet.. :P

[hcvideoproductions]

@eliefaressarkis and 1 person hasn't developed a sense of humor yey

[LinkinParkATW]

anybody notice that at 0:45 his head is a little bit slower than the marker?

[Ericsclassvideos]

i cant think of any other wkuk member tht cud do this skit better than sam

[Mine4Dimes]

NERD!

[johnjohnstrick]

I tried this and it worked, except I had to tie a string to a stick and whip my arm back and forth

[FlashFireEX]

Thumbs up if you tried to move something with telekinesis after or while watching this.

[toothpastesalmon]

if your penis is that far from your belly, you might need to see a doctor

[spannerotoole]

@toothpastesalmon If your penis looks like that, then you need to see a doctor

[MarkArandjus]

So that's how the Jedi abstain...

[Noonking406]

Pencil dick.

[grifter53]

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[twitcher64]

Woh! Dolphin. Thud.

The funniest moment wasn't even part of the skit.

[pendejoguay]

haha, I think about telekinesis and how cool it would be to have. I've never thought about being able to use it for this. Brilliant.

[MiniPunkLove]

if i was a dude and i had this ability, i would... all the time xD

[XMISSGORGEOUS231X]

@MiniPunkLove so right

[polske322]

omg... wtf... lol

[mtk2012]

lmao

[televition56]

I thought there was going to be a hole in the celing and they guys where messing with hin were messing with him

[gabes128]

what song is this?

[RRPrdctshnz]

1:15 awesome haha lol

[nofiction3001]

every guy would do this if he had the ability... no need for hands...or women XD

[nja122890]

Look ma, no hands!

[himaster234567]

use the force skin



[gingerofwar97]

9 people have tried it and failed miserably.......wkuk haters

[sexytwin69]

soooooo awesome

[Mrreeeeeemix]

sorry to like ruin it but u can see the hand in the blanket thats simulating the jerking lol

[headshot0snipe0]

how far down is his dick -.-

[Oddfellow357]

ok.....that was weird.

[luliszthegameaddict]

yeah i'd do that....... i'm so sad.....

[tinybaomao]

tbth I saw that coming as well >.>

[ryanboyd72yahoo]

@InFlamesUO lol funny coment

[Beatboxbizboy]

@InFlamesUO i think he meant what did he pick up to do it

[ismellpoo83]

What was he using to jerk off with?

[NICKREAPER316]

so....he uses the marker to fuck his own ass?

[kevinbrryan]

@NICKREAPER316 not his ass his dick, idiot

[NICKREAPER316]

@kevinbrryan how does he fuck his own dick with a pen? he like puts it in the hole?....ow...and even if it's not the pen, what is he using, his foreskin?

[kevinbrryan]

@NICKREAPER316 lol

[xDarkFieldx]

@NICKREAPER316 He wasn't using the pen. He was just using his mind to....stroke...

[imcracka1]

@NICKREAPER316

gtfo troll

[NICKREAPER316]

@imcracka1 how am i troll? i'm asking a fair question, grow up.

[imcracka1]

@NICKREAPER316

Either you're dumb as hell or you're a troll.

He was practicing with the pen so he could jerk off later without using his hands...

[NICKREAPER316]

@imcracka1 see that's my point. i know what he's using the pen for, BUT WHAT IS HE JERKING OFF WITH? the blanket? a really small rubber band? his foreskin? am i really the only one who doesn't know what he's using to move up and down his dick.....speaking of which there have been alot of masturbating sketches on this show lately, but that's beside the point.

[imcracka1]

@NICKREAPER316

Yes, his foreskin.

Jeez...

[NICKREAPER316]

@imcracka1 well how the hell am i supposed to know that? how do you know that? it's not like you can see it. goddamn, can't i just ask one damn question without being called a troll?

[iPhap]

I hate to be that guy, but guys this clueless of their own sexuality, their own dick even, have to be product of some form of religious indoctrination. I mean, what the hell? Are you even a boy? I hope not. Jesus.

[NICKREAPER316]

@iPhap oh come the fuck on! it was just a joke at first. god fucking dammit you people take things too seriously. you know, those are the only two people on the web. the people that don't know what's a joke, and what isn't. and the people that do nothing but say lol and make smartass remarks. and my first guess would have been his foreskin. and why the hell would you ever start touching upon religion in a stream of comments talking about A FUCKING WKUK SKETCH!? that's taking things too seriously

[iPhap]

There are those who know how to formulate a joke, and those who obviously don't.

[NICKREAPER316]

@iPhap no, it started as a joke. the original comment. then you people blew it way out of proportion like the over reactive overly serious kind of people you seem to be...remember that's SEEM to be. now go do something constructive and stop dwelling on a stupid chain of comments like an idiot. stop being so up tight and serious and just let go for god's fucking sake.

[iPhap]

You just perceive me as serious, but in all honesty, that's the attitude I wanted to convey from the beginning. Bye now~

[cephestus]

@NICKREAPER316 ha you said blew

[nicklucy94]

you know the sneezeing after the dog hit its nose the same thing happens to me that was funny

[Apollys]

Lol, it's his feet >.> His shorts are like way behind that lulz

[stevensonbak]

Anyone achieve these results yet? This isn't a very good tutorial.

[johnathon476]

YES IM FINALLY READY TO JACK OFF YODA STYLE!

[PureDarkAngelSkillz]

id just use mine to get like a coke out the fridge... hes going an extra mile XD or a only a few inches w/e u prefer

[blkxwht]

he's doing it right

[OutlineBlack]

thumbs up if you tried stuff liked that yourself

[TheEyes629]

@OutlineBlack

What... jacking off with no hands?

[SuRit13377]

@OutlineBlack using our minds to move objects, or using it to jack off?

[dukedase7]

LMAO

[TBomb15]

would love to have that power, but that was so messed up.

[Dmajorproductions]

this or freeze time. i would like to freeze time, mostly because..... well you know.

[cobr4corps3]

hahaha man wasnt expecting that!

[dontask444]

@cobr4corps3 i know right? i thought someone waz playing a prank on him with a fishing rod or something... hahahahaha lmfao

[globfrob]

Now he can molest women without even touching them =D

[flamingbongs]

LMFAO

[WhiteTiger7789]

lol, id do this to someone in the middle of class, and watch their face

[devotodeloputrefacto]

@WhiteTiger7789 that's kinda gay, or is it? yeah, probably gay

[WhiteTiger7789]

@devotodeloputrefacto not to enjoy seeing someone else being jacked off, but to see the expression when they jizz in thier pants.

[devotodeloputrefacto]

@WhiteTiger7789 lol yeah, still pretty gay

[Anthonyo117]

@devotodeloputrefacto I'd do it to someone else... But it's got to be a Hot Chick. Ohh Yeah.

[devotodeloputrefacto]

@Anthonyo117 that'd be hot

[Dmajorproductions]

@devotodeloputrefacto i second that.

[UrBiggestMistake777]

id never leave the house if i could do this shit right here

[KABLA365]

hes telekeneticaly JAYING IT! nice!

[gdude009]

that was THE MOST UNEXPECTED thing i ever saw

[gadawm10000]

@gdude009 irony

[ChrisJMP88]

Awesome indeed.

[loother]

OMFG!!! lol

[7Rafe7]

yoda does this every night

[studionightbird0]

@7Rafe7 you mean "Every Night Yoda Dose"

[MeIonSowda]

@studionightbird0 no, he doesnt. you're a downer

[DeltaMuffin]

@studionightbird0 You spelled does wrong.

[KoolKatBlackJack]

@7Rafe7 "A girlfriend, I need not" XD

[Blobbert1229]

@7Rafe7 jesus, you think he does THAT every night?

yoda has better uses for the force than jackin off

[plasticdevil3]

@7Rafe7 so does sidious

[Olivemon4]

@7Rafe7 so does Luke!

[NEGgamers]

@7Rafe7 and luke disliked the video 11 times lol

[SgtScarface9]

wow......not exspected at all...... but i wish i could do that 0.0

[Giwen]

I was just thinking that that's what I would do if I could preform telekinesis before I saw the ending. I'm glad i'm not the only one.

[theewatson]

lol wow its funny how stupid u r

[MrLongBoardHead]

u know hes just trolling right

[Vintexen]

I hope you are joking

[MrLongBoardHead]

i love inbreds

[ImaMoron12]

kinda saw that cumin, lol

[iruncatsover]

cumin lol

[DrXtermin8r98]

@ImaMoron12 Ha  . . . . . . Ha . . . . .. Ha

[DarkooVideosandmusic]

@ImaMoron12 irony in your wording

[NINJAstudioz]

Alright.........now I can believe it's butter.

[NINJAstudioz]

.........didn't see that coming!

[piroRC]

@NINJAstudioz LOL i was like hes gonna light a bus on fire or some shit then i saw that and i was like WTF ROFL

[NINJAstudioz]

O_O I....AM.....SCARRED.....FOR...­.LIFE!

But its so funny. And to think that he was using a "sharpie" and was moving it up and down would of given away what was going to be shown.

[piroRC]

ahh i didnt pay attention to that part, but still.... Didnt need to see that XD

[PS3WiiKyle14]

Funny as hell. Thatd be great.

[xxScreamScenexx]

LMAO!!

the ending was a total twist.

xD

[TehIcedSoda]

lmao

[sebm666]

ಠ_ಠ

[TheFutureIsToSee]

LMFAO.I love the ending.Something you wouldn't expect.

[omnisaloon]

actually, i dont think itd work, hed have to keep eye contact, but he needs to be able to think of a woman

[CaptinCaruso]

no hes doesnt, a penis works just by what is happening.

[AJMONSTER24]

aaaaaahahahahahahaahhahahahaaa­a!!

[beelzmon]

i tried that doesnt work

[alvininthechipmonks]

fag.

[kyuubiFOX666]

Id probably pants someone :D

[roadkill210]

ya that would be me too lol

[Sydpart2]

wow sad thing is, that'd prolly be me too

[Icemanrussian]

is that still counted as masturbation? I think thats air sex?

[MrScorn]

No, telekinesis manipulates energy to your will using brain waves, so not quite air sex

[dragonladyevelyn]

did you ACTUALLY say BRAIN waves when comparing these kids? I don't think they have any to use! LOL..love these guys though..

[Darkraptor1000]

@MrScorn

Fail troll fails

[ryan50ryan]

lmao! brilliant!

[s0metaters]

ಠ_ಠ

[monkeyman2547]

how do you make that face?

[iwatchstuff211]

@s0metaters epic face ROX

[Zachpieyum]

OMFG............LOL!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[shim2dawg]

lol

[kohakuslayer]

I totally saw this coming.

[uirukun]

That's what she said.....

[MrUsername7376]

@uirukun Twice

[ULTRAmax96]

LULZ the best way of using telekinese !

[und3fin]

lmaoo!!!

[Axlkill]

That's what I always thought doing with telekinesis XD

[ReiiMeii]

ROFL xDD

[thismikesforyou]

lmfao...thats the best use of telekinesis i've ever seen!!

[TheEsdrrrrrrr]

I was going to vote but then I saw the rating

[FinalHaven234]

Called it

[Cjclb]

lolololol

[chelsealauren2010]

bwahahaha

[kn1ghtl1ght82]

AWESOME