I never read in the bible that Jesus charged people for their healings. If Jesus never did that ,then why is he doing it. Jesus comands us as christians to heal th sick not to charge them for it. This to me is not very christian. -_-'
am i the only one who finds this sick? here is this poor woman in pain and she calls this crazy man to help her. she should go see a doctor if traditional medicine cant help, try alternative medicine, but dear god don't see this man and his imaginary friend! ~ may all beings be well and free from suffering ~
This man is a shame and disgrace to ministry! I feel sorry for the caller who obviously was in some sort of pain! I bet they put him on hold while he's in agony and told him to wrap his elbow in the miracle handkerchief they be sending him but after he makes a donation smh
And GoDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! Do It NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! And he Blew His Nose in The handkercheif While Promoting his personal pwayer package
No one can heal only the apostle had that power, Just read your bible this is not my personal opinion it is Gods word. I'll give you a place to start the book of Acts all 28 chapters. Matthew 10:vers.1-8. The only way any one else got that power, is, one of the apostle had to lay his hands on them. There aren't any apostle walking the earth today. Because there were only 12 Jesus in Luke 16:vers.12-16 chose these 12. So someone is lieing is it God are man? I will say man.You need some prayer.
I did some research...his church (yes, he does have one) is near Fort Lauderdale & is one of those little storefront churches you see in the suburbs. Sad....
Hey Kerney...I couldn't stand you the first time...when you were a white man named Peter Popoff....
There is a special place in hell for Kerney Thomas Jr.
Mat 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
2 Tim 3:8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
@lms0B3ast lol mee tooo dats how i found out about him lol i was gettin mad every three minutes i heard a loud scream i was like wat the hell is that????
What so funny is, when the pastor ask "Did you feel that?" and the Caller said "No I Didnt", and the pastor ask again "Tell me How You Feeling Now?" And the caller said "I still feel the pain"... In my Opinion, Of Course the pain is still there Why? its becouse you need a Doctor Not a Pastor!. Go Get some X-Rays Or anything to see whats happened to your arm.
Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on. His wife is going to be right behind him. This is nothing but foolishness and befoolery.
@MusicEclecticArt Ironically... you could be going to hell for passing judgement on him and he could be going to heaven because he may have repented and turned from his ways from that time til now. Who are you to say?
@MECINJAH A child of God. Thats who I am "to say". If for some reason you dont like it then by all means DONT READ MY COMMENTS. Ive seen too many false teachers mislead people. As I said, this is FOOLISHNESS. God bless you my friend and may heaven smile upon YOU!. Ciao!
@MusicEclecticArt I'm not arguing that u aren't a child of God nor am I intent2 quarrel, but as a child of God, u should not declare the eternal destiny of this man because it is not your place. All u see is the error of this man at a particular time. Only God knows his heart at all times. There is a possibility that he could have repented of his foolishness from that time until now and the judgement may fall upon your own soul. Please read Matt 7:1-6 & take heed 2 what Jesus said. God bless U.
@MusicEclecticArt what he is did may very well be foolishness but I Corinthians 1:27-29 says "God chose the foolish things of this world to shame the wise... the despised things....to nullify the things that are, so that no man can boast before him." In light of this, God is using his foolishness to bring clueless people 2have a faith in God they didn't have in the 1st place. Even Jesus said "YOUR FAITH has healed you".. not this guys faith. God works thru the errors of men 4souls-- Phil 1:15-18
@MusicEclecticArt If you know this guy is wrong and you know what is right then pray for him. Sharing and spreading the right message, and loving & praying for those who are in error is all we can do. God's ways are not our ways. Be sure that God uses these false teachers to spark a faith in people who had no faith at all, but at the same time, each man is accountable for his own soul. We know that the bible says not everyone who says to me Lord Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven. God bless U
@MECINJAH Im sorry, but please read and study the bible and you will understand that what you just said was somewhat silly. Either way, if you believe he is being used by God then you most certainly can. But PERSONALLY I dont. Dont get upset with me because I state what I believe to be the truth. Im not here to argue about it. I STILL believe this man is a swindler. Sorry if that hurts your feelings. Bless you my friend. STAY UP!
@lardo444 hmm, I have unfortunately witnessed pastors who prey on fear. The only place I haven't was the Catholic Church. Rather than killing me with guilt and fear, they actually suggested handing it over to Jesus our Savior and to work towards living a better and more Christian lifestyle. Love the Catholics!
Somebody please splice kerney thomas into the song by Tool called " The Grudge " and where maynard has a lon scream near the end of the song put in GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Listen up my friends; I am looking for some help and guidance. I have been through an awakening of profound intensity and meaning. I speak the truth and can prove what I will expose. If you please, see the information coming out at MercyCal.com. Search videos at mercycal here at YouTube. It is truthful and I can prove it. I am bound only to the truth but can seek advice from the faithful. Peace to all souls.
god, it's me your child, i come to you to pray for this idiot pastor kerney thomas, i pray that you heal him of his mentall illness and thieveing decietfull ways, may you have mercy on his idiotic soul.-amen
for a seed of only 47 dollars Pastor Kerney will pray to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to heal you. what a fuck
Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on. His wife is going to be right behind him. This is nothing but foolishness and befoolery.
"That the miracles iz on his way" HAHA! "e ko ba shatta lo lo bo koo shaaa!" a very rare language called STUPID from a very rare state of mind called IDIOT. Thats just fuckin retarded lol... I mean come on...
Following L.O.V.E leads to >>> Creator being with the ability to self heal. Learn.Observe.Verify.Evolve.>>> L.O.V.E>>> Love.Overcomes.Virtually.Everything. Peace & L.O.V.E overcomes everything...
I agree with damonc79.... There's churches that are wrongfully accused of wrongdoing but this guy just exposes himself to the public as a "healing man of God"... The only thing he heals is the bills he pays to maintain his rolls Royce and his house. He's good for comedy though; I got some nice laughs. =)
For those that don't know or understand, this video is a clear example of what God and Christianity is NOT about! It's part of the foolishness that goes on in God's name, and we need to EXPOSE IT and STAND AGAINST IT. If this is your view of church or God, I'm sorry. Find a real church, and a real pastor, somewhere you can learn about a true relationship with God. God can and does heal... but not through this clown who is only out for money.
@damonc79 they are ALL crooks. theres different degrees. your pastor my not scream and holler at you, but he's still a crook. they prey on peoples fear. period!
@damonc79 There are no "real" churches or pastor, because there is no "real" god. Do you worship Jehovah? Then explain Jeremiah 19:9, where he orders parents to eat their children.
@216trixie Jeremiah 19 talks about God destroying a corrupt city, because of there continued sin and disobedience. He doesn't "order" parents to eat their children. He told Jeremiah to tell them how horrible the punishment and destruction He was sending would be. Part of that would be a famine, where they'd be so starved, they'd turn to cannibalism, including eating their own children & other people as well. He also tells them to leave the city to escape this punishment.
@216trixie LOL, I'm not "twisting" anything, I just read it in context! You can't just pluck 7 or 8 words out of a paragraph, and run with it. I'm not here to argue with you, you asked me to explain the scripture and I explained it. If you didn't "actually" want an explanation, why bother? lol
@damonc79 I'm not running with anything. Your god says "I will have them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters.". You are ignoring what this says. Every once in a while, I run into an hones believer who gives me an honest answer. That would have been something like, "Jehovah can do what He wills.". But you're in denial.
@damonc79 "Find a real church, and a real pastor, somewhere you can learn about a true relationship with God. God can and does heal... but not through this clown who is only out for money." So, he's a clown that's out for money, but YOUR pastor isn't? well, let me ask you a question, do you give 10% of your income to the church? I'll assume that you do. If that's true then your pastor is ALSO in it for the money. if he wasn't then you'd never have to pay anything would you?
@javonne Hilarious! You call donating to a non profit organization that helps it's community "paying", and somehow you think it's wrong that the head of that organization, who has dedicated his life to nothing but running it and helping people should not be compensated in any way. Interesting and hilarious. This guy on the other hand, actually does nothing but tries to coerce people to send him money in return for a "miracle". You should see some of his letters to people... pretty sad stuff.
@damonc79 "Hilarious! You call donating to a non profit organization that helps it's community "paying", and somehow you think it's wrong that the head of that organization, who has dedicated his life to nothing but running it and helping people should not be compensated in any way." Absolutely not, your Jesus (according to the bible) led thousands of people, yet he never asked for a penny. but your pastor asks for 10% from all of his followers, so he can continue to tell you what God says?
@javonne I was about to respond, but you seem to be having too much fun trying to argue with someone. So I'll let you have it, lol... I believe what I believe, and you do the same... I have no need prove, convince or debate something you can clearly make your own conclusions about.
@damonc79 I find it highly ironic that anyone could honestly say, they believe in the one true god that will supply all of their needs, yet they require other people to help them out. If your pastor is a true servant of "The Lord" then shouldn't "The Lord" be issuing out a check to him every week?
@damonc79 and tell me what would happen if everyone in the church just went to church and didn't pay? I'd wager 10 dollars that the following sunday your pastor would be preaching a sermon on how God's children should "sow a seed" or "not rob from God".... or perhaps "give into God's temple"... Any establishment that requires money is a buisness. How many CD's is your pastor selling?.. Ask yourself this question honestly "If my pastor was not being paid AT ALL, would he still be preaching"?
@damonc79 "God can and does heal..." Oh does he?... well, please show me proof of this claim, because ironically the Muslims claim the same thing. Yet they cannot prove anything as well. Also, can he heal amputees? I'd really like to see the almighty and one true God perform the very first regeneration of limbs technique.... If you can capture that on video and upload it to Youtube, I'll make a video of me falling to my knees and prasing your god.... Don't worry, I'll wait..............
@javonne The point of having faith, is having faith... not "proving" faith. If you don't believe, you don't believe. Why would I try to "prove" it to you? For instance, let's say that I said I know someone who was healed from cancer... they were in the last stages, got prayer, and was healed. No trace of cancer for 20 years now. I believe God healed the person. You will say it's maybe a medical fluke of some sort, or a random occurrence. Our idea of "proof" is based on what we choose to believe.
@damonc79 The point of having faith, is having faith... not "proving" faith. If you don't believe, you don't believe. Why would I try to "prove" it to you?By that logic i can say to you that Black Holes are caused by fluffy care bears, and when you come to me and tell me to preve that claim to you, I should just say, you should have faith. and when you ask why, I should then say. "The point of having faith, is having faith. not proving faith. Why would I try to prove it to you?
@damonc79 "For instance, let's say that I said I know someone who was healed from cancer... they were in the last stages, got prayer, and was healed. No trace of cancer for 20 years now. I believe God healed the person. You will say it's maybe a medical fluke of some sort, or a random occurrence. Our idea of "proof" is based on what we choose to believe." You do realize that this argument is used for EVERY theistic religion, don't you?... guess not.
@damonc79 well allow me to explain this to you... I have a brother who was diagnosed with cancer, I prayed to the Giant horse shoe to heal him... four days after that prayer, he miraculously healed, now the cancer is no more!... there are two problems with this claim, (1) Cancer has be known to dissipate due to the bodies own immune system, if the cancer is still at it's early stages. (2) I have to provide proof to that it was the horse shoe that healed my brother.
@damonc79 the fact of the matter is, when a muslim says that he prayed for healing and it happens he says that it's the muslim god ALLAH that healed him, so if he came up to you and told you this story, would you NOT ask for proof of that claim? Or would you sit there and believe his words? Try and see things from OTHER perspectives, not just one
@damonc79 I agree with you, but the reality is , when you find a pastor who does not ask for or want your money, then you will find a good pastor. good luck.
please get out of these christian churches. theyre not telling the full truth of whats to come. I catch this guy on BET late night and lmao at his show because its extremely fake lol.
dont worry sir i feel one coming on. ok here it is goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd just healed you. now send in a donation to me. im a christian guy that totally believes in healing but this nut case is a nut case. and what causes him to say godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd is not god at all there are other spirits at work
This video is hilarious, though I feel heartbroken for the caller. I hope that after he hung up, he went to a doctor and got it fixed through medicine and science instead of just wishes.
I been thinking this was O.J simpson the whole time >:( wtf is wrong with this man this nigga is putting on a good ass act though. Lol i always thought he had a mental problem or he was just busting the worlds best nut. He a false prophet anyway :(
personally i dont know about this man, many Christians believe hes a fake and that may be true, if you want you should check out Jesse Duplantis, hes not like a miracle healer or nothing but i really like how he preaches and i have no doubt in my mind that he really is a true Christian
"Pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes... "Miwacles!""- Drake .... 1:15 Pastor: "Did you feel that?" Women:"No i didn't" LMAOOOOOOO!! Pastor: "Tell me how you feel now".. Women: Im still in pain pastor kerney" lmaoo. DOUBLE FAIL.
the TV guy thinks he has special healing powers, he thinks he has a P.O.N.T.I.A.C. (Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Calling). This "TV Guide" is a phony.
Obama is the chosen one who can solve all our problems and pain. Just be a union member or a government employee and all your fears, bills, and problems will be solved--that is until SEIU starts unionizing illegal aliens--then you will have to call this guy for help to pay your mortgage, put gas in your car, put food on your table--because Obama will desert you!
Word I jus wondering wat drake was talkin about in the play ball line dat he did. Wow u kno dat Drake is dope if so many people looked up dis video jus to find out wat Drake was talkin about lol
When he needs viagra....
GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
Theashark 4 days ago
pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes, Miwacles
moneyminty 2 weeks ago
EH-KO-BAH SHA-TA-LOLO-BO-KO-SHA!!
Brugality 2 weeks ago
THIS IS A CLASSIC!!!!!!
dapianoman76 4 weeks ago
LORD.PLEASE.FOR.GIVE.ME.THIS.IS.FUNNY.ASS.H---
MsSimiko 4 weeks ago
wow, great job christian god.
Xchrstian4Agnostism 1 month ago
Is this cat OJ Simpson in disguise? Lmmfao
LoFidelityBeatz 1 month ago
Lmfao kerney thomas is full of shit
yeshesmyman 1 month ago
HES GONA HEEL ITS COMIN
SALA COSA
SHAKE DIM ELBOWS
CALLER:I AM
DO U FEEL IT NOW
CALLER:NO DEY HURT BADLEY
jjjjjj6ish 2 months ago
Am i wrong for laughing or is kerney thomas the person wrong for evening doin this program?
sugahillfashions 2 months ago
I never read in the bible that Jesus charged people for their healings. If Jesus never did that ,then why is he doing it. Jesus comands us as christians to heal th sick not to charge them for it. This to me is not very christian. -_-'
rilela1991 3 months ago
@lms0Bast lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo #dead -icant- u got me rollin ova here iswear
rhinestones7fakegold 3 months ago
I'm ready for a miracle. The miracle that people will begin to realize that these hucksters are making millions off of gullible people.
tomboooty 3 months ago
For shear comedic entertainment, this guy is priceless!
But as for the sadness of the people who fall for this nonsense, I can only hope that they will find the peace that they seek!
free2bpoppie 4 months ago
am i the only one who finds this sick? here is this poor woman in pain and she calls this crazy man to help her. she should go see a doctor if traditional medicine cant help, try alternative medicine, but dear god don't see this man and his imaginary friend! ~ may all beings be well and free from suffering ~
kittykat979 4 months ago
this has to be a spoof. who in their right mind believe this nonsense?
cjm608 4 months ago
@cjm608 LOL Are you serious????There are tons of idiots who believe in this kind of shit.
WhatKindOfCake 1 month ago
@WhatKindOfCake i swear i thought this was fake. ha, the whole thing is just crazy to me.
cjm608 1 month ago
This man is a shame and disgrace to ministry! I feel sorry for the caller who obviously was in some sort of pain! I bet they put him on hold while he's in agony and told him to wrap his elbow in the miracle handkerchief they be sending him but after he makes a donation smh
Beautiful7NightMarie 4 months ago
He Is A Phonyy ,
NillaCookieCrumbz 5 months ago
"i still feel the pain pastor kerney!"... well the pain is leaving out
HBKFuckingOwns 5 months ago
hes not full of crap. its amazing people follow the fool lmao. hell he inspires me to hustle the masses.
sharquetasparta 6 months ago
HEADALOBOKOSHAH!!!!
hibachi4491 6 months ago
And GoDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! Do It NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! And he Blew His Nose in The handkercheif While Promoting his personal pwayer package
remusnigga 6 months ago
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THIS MAN?! LOL!
a100percentReal 7 months ago
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No one can heal only the apostle had that power, Just read your bible this is not my personal opinion it is Gods word. I'll give you a place to start the book of Acts all 28 chapters. Matthew 10:vers.1-8. The only way any one else got that power, is, one of the apostle had to lay his hands on them. There aren't any apostle walking the earth today. Because there were only 12 Jesus in Luke 16:vers.12-16 chose these 12. So someone is lieing is it God are man? I will say man.You need some prayer.
brotherfrank62 7 months ago
I did some research...his church (yes, he does have one) is near Fort Lauderdale & is one of those little storefront churches you see in the suburbs. Sad....
Hey Kerney...I couldn't stand you the first time...when you were a white man named Peter Popoff....
generalbullmoose 8 months ago
This man is a greedy wicked parasite who preys on the weak and vulnerable. He has no faith.
XmisterIS 8 months ago
There is a special place in hell for Kerney Thomas Jr.
Mat 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
2 Tim 3:8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
Tantoin 8 months ago
i actualy had this on B.E.T on my television when i went to sleep and then in here kerney yelling and i jumped up thinking like someone got shot
lms0B3ast 9 months ago
@lms0B3ast LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheEsquire212 8 months ago
@lms0B3ast lol mee tooo dats how i found out about him lol i was gettin mad every three minutes i heard a loud scream i was like wat the hell is that????
tameekisfly 7 months ago
No laws in USA against this kind of criminals?
sanctainquisitio 10 months ago
@sanctainquisitio nope you can pretty much do anything you want as long as no one gets killed (by your hands) and no one presses charges.
sowhatbitch103 9 months ago
What so funny is, when the pastor ask "Did you feel that?" and the Caller said "No I Didnt", and the pastor ask again "Tell me How You Feeling Now?" And the caller said "I still feel the pain"... In my Opinion, Of Course the pain is still there Why? its becouse you need a Doctor Not a Pastor!. Go Get some X-Rays Or anything to see whats happened to your arm.
srsaza 10 months ago
Look at how he's hugging himself, he's feeling the spirit! Gaaaawwwwdddd!
MajorChordz 10 months ago
I am amazed!
zichjd 11 months ago
Uh,I still feel the pain pastor Kerney! mwhahahahahahahahaha
Jasper8372 11 months ago
Prophet Pootie Tang. "Head-on-a-bo-ko-shaw!"
chicagoscorpio 11 months ago
Prophet Pootie Tang. "Head-on-a-bo-ko-shaw!"
chicagoscorpio 11 months ago
STOP CALLIIIINNNNGGGGG MYYYYYYY HOUSE STOP CALLING MY FUCKING HOUSE I WILL SHOW U A MIRACLE DUMB ASS
yostar69 11 months ago
GGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!
cubieblu 1 year ago
Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on. His wife is going to be right behind him. This is nothing but foolishness and befoolery.
MusicEclecticArt 1 year ago
@MusicEclecticArt Ironically... you could be going to hell for passing judgement on him and he could be going to heaven because he may have repented and turned from his ways from that time til now. Who are you to say?
MECINJAH 11 months ago
@MECINJAH A child of God. Thats who I am "to say". If for some reason you dont like it then by all means DONT READ MY COMMENTS. Ive seen too many false teachers mislead people. As I said, this is FOOLISHNESS. God bless you my friend and may heaven smile upon YOU!. Ciao!
MusicEclecticArt 11 months ago
@MusicEclecticArt I'm not arguing that u aren't a child of God nor am I intent2 quarrel, but as a child of God, u should not declare the eternal destiny of this man because it is not your place. All u see is the error of this man at a particular time. Only God knows his heart at all times. There is a possibility that he could have repented of his foolishness from that time until now and the judgement may fall upon your own soul. Please read Matt 7:1-6 & take heed 2 what Jesus said. God bless U.
MECINJAH 11 months ago
@MusicEclecticArt what he is did may very well be foolishness but I Corinthians 1:27-29 says "God chose the foolish things of this world to shame the wise... the despised things....to nullify the things that are, so that no man can boast before him." In light of this, God is using his foolishness to bring clueless people 2have a faith in God they didn't have in the 1st place. Even Jesus said "YOUR FAITH has healed you".. not this guys faith. God works thru the errors of men 4souls-- Phil 1:15-18
MECINJAH 11 months ago
@MusicEclecticArt If you know this guy is wrong and you know what is right then pray for him. Sharing and spreading the right message, and loving & praying for those who are in error is all we can do. God's ways are not our ways. Be sure that God uses these false teachers to spark a faith in people who had no faith at all, but at the same time, each man is accountable for his own soul. We know that the bible says not everyone who says to me Lord Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven. God bless U
MECINJAH 11 months ago
@MECINJAH Im sorry, but please read and study the bible and you will understand that what you just said was somewhat silly. Either way, if you believe he is being used by God then you most certainly can. But PERSONALLY I dont. Dont get upset with me because I state what I believe to be the truth. Im not here to argue about it. I STILL believe this man is a swindler. Sorry if that hurts your feelings. Bless you my friend. STAY UP!
MusicEclecticArt 11 months ago
lol i still feel the pain pastor kerney lol
champ23100 1 year ago
Kerney you need to shut-up NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! X-)
Modacolorist 1 year ago
@lardo444 hmm, I have unfortunately witnessed pastors who prey on fear. The only place I haven't was the Catholic Church. Rather than killing me with guilt and fear, they actually suggested handing it over to Jesus our Savior and to work towards living a better and more Christian lifestyle. Love the Catholics!
audreypaudrey212 1 year ago
I want a ringtone that says, "Pick up the phone right Noooooooooooooooooow!" LOL
Modacolorist 1 year ago 26
@Modacolorist record it and add it :p
Urko2005 1 year ago
there are a lot of christians in this world but few are born again christians
teshome0 1 year ago
Just pathetic. All three of them.
MRBBJC 1 year ago
Pastor Kerney Thomas to these "people"..... MIWACLES
hiphopaddict07 1 year ago
Con artist
MahyarAkbar 1 year ago
You see how she asked her if she ordered a handkerchief first in the beginning. I guess you can't get prayed for until you order a handkerchief.
JRock005 1 year ago
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
csmpeoil 1 year ago
"ECOBASHATABOLOLOCOSHA!"
ubttrwerk 1 year ago
Pastor Kerney: "And move those elbows right now.."
Caller: "I"M SHAKIN EM!!" LMMFAO!!!
ubttrwerk 1 year ago
all that screamin.. bet tha boy hurt himself messin with kerney
randomdisastertd 1 year ago
i cannot believe that ppl think dat by doin that over the fone actually works
Kunfoozd1 1 year ago
Somebody please splice kerney thomas into the song by Tool called " The Grudge " and where maynard has a lon scream near the end of the song put in GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD!
lotr333 1 year ago
hamercy is this a joke?! so glad i left christianity!
CharlayneCrawford 1 year ago
I guess that God really doesn't like black people. He's so racist.
DontPostMyName 1 year ago
the boondocks or family guy should make like a dragon ball z parody of this. like "goooooood!!! *giant energy ball shoots out his hand*"
sowhatbitch103 1 year ago 2
lol i still feel pain pastor kerney...ok gods gonna heel your body right now lol classic
tameekisfly 1 year ago
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Listen up my friends; I am looking for some help and guidance. I have been through an awakening of profound intensity and meaning. I speak the truth and can prove what I will expose. If you please, see the information coming out at MercyCal.com. Search videos at mercycal here at YouTube. It is truthful and I can prove it. I am bound only to the truth but can seek advice from the faithful. Peace to all souls.
MercyCal 1 year ago
Does he charge people to do a healing for them? If so, that is a no-no.
lamja00 1 year ago
He didn't feel any better maybe because he was in a different time zone or maybe it was a long distance call...
justmiau 1 year ago
because GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD!
killa2006 1 year ago 2
i saw rickey smiley talking about this and I was down baybay!!!
buddhaguadalupa 1 year ago
Religion's true nature...
Acrimonator 1 year ago
miracle fail... lol
Foxybrown861 1 year ago
@Foxybrown861 lol
sheronerose88 1 year ago
god, it's me your child, i come to you to pray for this idiot pastor kerney thomas, i pray that you heal him of his mentall illness and thieveing decietfull ways, may you have mercy on his idiotic soul.-amen
burrisweatherfield 1 year ago
for a seed of only 47 dollars Pastor Kerney will pray to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to heal you. what a fuck
greiteneis 1 year ago
Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on. His wife is going to be right behind him. This is nothing but foolishness and befoolery.
MusicEclecticArt 1 year ago
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god loves the gays
allagainstall77 1 year ago
"That the miracles iz on his way" HAHA! "e ko ba shatta lo lo bo koo shaaa!" a very rare language called STUPID from a very rare state of mind called IDIOT. Thats just fuckin retarded lol... I mean come on...
srpskisica 1 year ago
GAAAAAAAAAD!
xfelixfromtexasx 1 year ago
"no kerney i still feel pain... in my FUCKING EARS!"
cokefacegrind 1 year ago 3
@cokefacegrind LOLOL
lotr333 1 year ago
He's as fake as Peter Popoff with his "miracle water"
I believe in God, not in money greed fake people
dotnrlg6 1 year ago
Don't be deceived::God wasn't in this.
GadSammit 1 year ago
Hey U know what, I think that was Rickey Smiley on the phone LMAO!!!
jahmakeun 1 year ago
Wow. Finally a video that shows that these stunts don't always work.
zunefreakster 1 year ago
Oh Lord he is from Texas...
gshunw 1 year ago
I know of Pastor Kerney from Rickey Smiley's radio show. Years before I heard Drake mention him :-)
gshunw 1 year ago
These Boule Niggers running through our hoods with Colonial Missionary models!
MUSSAHCAN 1 year ago
LMAO DRAKE
GANSTAYOUNGN 1 year ago
Following L.O.V.E leads to >>> Creator being with the ability to self heal. Learn.Observe.Verify.Evolve.>>> L.O.V.E>>> Love.Overcomes.Virtually.Everything. Peace & L.O.V.E overcomes everything...
introspectivepaul 1 year ago
I agree with damonc79.... There's churches that are wrongfully accused of wrongdoing but this guy just exposes himself to the public as a "healing man of God"... The only thing he heals is the bills he pays to maintain his rolls Royce and his house. He's good for comedy though; I got some nice laughs. =)
Vtechballer10 1 year ago
For those that don't know or understand, this video is a clear example of what God and Christianity is NOT about! It's part of the foolishness that goes on in God's name, and we need to EXPOSE IT and STAND AGAINST IT. If this is your view of church or God, I'm sorry. Find a real church, and a real pastor, somewhere you can learn about a true relationship with God. God can and does heal... but not through this clown who is only out for money.
damonc79 1 year ago 28
@damonc79 this is EXACTLY wat christinianity is about... open your eyes.
MIXMASHUP 1 year ago
@damonc79 nicely said couldn't have said it better.
sheronerose88 1 year ago
@damonc79 "God can and does heal" Any evidence for this? Or even for his existence?
kaifroland 1 year ago
@damonc79 LOL
champ23100 1 year ago
@damonc79 Your wrong....delusional
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@damonc79 they are ALL crooks. theres different degrees. your pastor my not scream and holler at you, but he's still a crook. they prey on peoples fear. period!
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
@damonc79 There are no "real" churches or pastor, because there is no "real" god. Do you worship Jehovah? Then explain Jeremiah 19:9, where he orders parents to eat their children.
216trixie 1 year ago 3
@216trixie Jeremiah 19 talks about God destroying a corrupt city, because of there continued sin and disobedience. He doesn't "order" parents to eat their children. He told Jeremiah to tell them how horrible the punishment and destruction He was sending would be. Part of that would be a famine, where they'd be so starved, they'd turn to cannibalism, including eating their own children & other people as well. He also tells them to leave the city to escape this punishment.
damonc79 1 year ago 3
@damonc79 Sorry, the passage says that Jehovah will "have them eat the flesh of their children.". You can twist it around all you like.
216trixie 1 year ago
@216trixie LOL, I'm not "twisting" anything, I just read it in context! You can't just pluck 7 or 8 words out of a paragraph, and run with it. I'm not here to argue with you, you asked me to explain the scripture and I explained it. If you didn't "actually" want an explanation, why bother? lol
damonc79 1 year ago 3
@damonc79 I'm not running with anything. Your god says "I will have them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters.". You are ignoring what this says. Every once in a while, I run into an hones believer who gives me an honest answer. That would have been something like, "Jehovah can do what He wills.". But you're in denial.
216trixie 1 year ago
@damonc79 Nice Approach! I Appreciate REAL Saints! There aint to Many Left! God Bless You!
trekirby 1 year ago
@damonc79 well said and there are too many of these clown in the world, who are mainly out for money profit.
Urko2005 1 year ago
@damonc79 "Find a real church, and a real pastor, somewhere you can learn about a true relationship with God. God can and does heal... but not through this clown who is only out for money." So, he's a clown that's out for money, but YOUR pastor isn't? well, let me ask you a question, do you give 10% of your income to the church? I'll assume that you do. If that's true then your pastor is ALSO in it for the money. if he wasn't then you'd never have to pay anything would you?
javonne 1 year ago
@javonne Hilarious! You call donating to a non profit organization that helps it's community "paying", and somehow you think it's wrong that the head of that organization, who has dedicated his life to nothing but running it and helping people should not be compensated in any way. Interesting and hilarious. This guy on the other hand, actually does nothing but tries to coerce people to send him money in return for a "miracle". You should see some of his letters to people... pretty sad stuff.
damonc79 1 year ago
@damonc79 "Hilarious! You call donating to a non profit organization that helps it's community "paying", and somehow you think it's wrong that the head of that organization, who has dedicated his life to nothing but running it and helping people should not be compensated in any way." Absolutely not, your Jesus (according to the bible) led thousands of people, yet he never asked for a penny. but your pastor asks for 10% from all of his followers, so he can continue to tell you what God says?
javonne 1 year ago
@javonne I was about to respond, but you seem to be having too much fun trying to argue with someone. So I'll let you have it, lol... I believe what I believe, and you do the same... I have no need prove, convince or debate something you can clearly make your own conclusions about.
damonc79 1 year ago
@damonc79 I find it highly ironic that anyone could honestly say, they believe in the one true god that will supply all of their needs, yet they require other people to help them out. If your pastor is a true servant of "The Lord" then shouldn't "The Lord" be issuing out a check to him every week?
javonne 1 year ago
@damonc79 and tell me what would happen if everyone in the church just went to church and didn't pay? I'd wager 10 dollars that the following sunday your pastor would be preaching a sermon on how God's children should "sow a seed" or "not rob from God".... or perhaps "give into God's temple"... Any establishment that requires money is a buisness. How many CD's is your pastor selling?.. Ask yourself this question honestly "If my pastor was not being paid AT ALL, would he still be preaching"?
javonne 1 year ago
@damonc79 "God can and does heal..." Oh does he?... well, please show me proof of this claim, because ironically the Muslims claim the same thing. Yet they cannot prove anything as well. Also, can he heal amputees? I'd really like to see the almighty and one true God perform the very first regeneration of limbs technique.... If you can capture that on video and upload it to Youtube, I'll make a video of me falling to my knees and prasing your god.... Don't worry, I'll wait..............
javonne 1 year ago
@javonne The point of having faith, is having faith... not "proving" faith. If you don't believe, you don't believe. Why would I try to "prove" it to you? For instance, let's say that I said I know someone who was healed from cancer... they were in the last stages, got prayer, and was healed. No trace of cancer for 20 years now. I believe God healed the person. You will say it's maybe a medical fluke of some sort, or a random occurrence. Our idea of "proof" is based on what we choose to believe.
damonc79 1 year ago
@damonc79 The point of having faith, is having faith... not "proving" faith. If you don't believe, you don't believe. Why would I try to "prove" it to you?By that logic i can say to you that Black Holes are caused by fluffy care bears, and when you come to me and tell me to preve that claim to you, I should just say, you should have faith. and when you ask why, I should then say. "The point of having faith, is having faith. not proving faith. Why would I try to prove it to you?
javonne 1 year ago
@damonc79 "For instance, let's say that I said I know someone who was healed from cancer... they were in the last stages, got prayer, and was healed. No trace of cancer for 20 years now. I believe God healed the person. You will say it's maybe a medical fluke of some sort, or a random occurrence. Our idea of "proof" is based on what we choose to believe." You do realize that this argument is used for EVERY theistic religion, don't you?... guess not.
javonne 1 year ago
@damonc79 well allow me to explain this to you... I have a brother who was diagnosed with cancer, I prayed to the Giant horse shoe to heal him... four days after that prayer, he miraculously healed, now the cancer is no more!... there are two problems with this claim, (1) Cancer has be known to dissipate due to the bodies own immune system, if the cancer is still at it's early stages. (2) I have to provide proof to that it was the horse shoe that healed my brother.
javonne 1 year ago
@damonc79 the fact of the matter is, when a muslim says that he prayed for healing and it happens he says that it's the muslim god ALLAH that healed him, so if he came up to you and told you this story, would you NOT ask for proof of that claim? Or would you sit there and believe his words? Try and see things from OTHER perspectives, not just one
javonne 1 year ago
@damonc79 I agree with you, but the reality is , when you find a pastor who does not ask for or want your money, then you will find a good pastor. good luck.
paulpaid 1 year ago
@damonc79 thats sooo true
TeamFlipCity 11 months ago
@damonc79 did you also notice when he was "speaking in tongues", he said the same thing both times
TeamFlipCity 11 months ago
@damonc79 no this is actually the reality of christianity
MidwestKid616 10 months ago
Religion: the ULTIMATE MIND FUCK!!!
Poor, lost people.
Treyb3yond 1 year ago
@Treyb3yond I know right, religious ppl will never realize that its all bs
killuminatiplz 1 year ago
@Treyb3yond AMEN but your right
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
please get out of these christian churches. theyre not telling the full truth of whats to come. I catch this guy on BET late night and lmao at his show because its extremely fake lol.
tasanohotep 1 year ago
dont worry sir i feel one coming on. ok here it is goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd just healed you. now send in a donation to me. im a christian guy that totally believes in healing but this nut case is a nut case. and what causes him to say godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd is not god at all there are other spirits at work
mrcooldude964 1 year ago
DID YOU FEEL THAT
NO I DIDNT!!!!!!
TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL NOW
I STILL FEEL PAIN PASTOR KERNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT THE PAIN IS LEAVING RIGHT NOW
LOL!!!!!!!
CKDRUMMER94 1 year ago 2
This video is hilarious, though I feel heartbroken for the caller. I hope that after he hung up, he went to a doctor and got it fixed through medicine and science instead of just wishes.
chinchychilla 1 year ago
I HEARD BOUT THIS from Ricky Smiley Kingdom Comedy (Stand-Up) ILMAO
TheDannyboy317 1 year ago
Funny, but sad in that there are people, who believe in this type of foolishness.
If there is a hell, I think that "Pastor" Kerney, is the ne who will be asked, "did you feel that!?"
free2bpoppie 1 year ago
I would feel bad for that person if they seriously thought kerney could actually help anybody but lol
Pr0Zak666 1 year ago
This dude used to work here in Baton Rouge at the gospel radio station WXOK! LMAO every time I see him on tv!
djincred 1 year ago
is all dat screamin really called for, i mean we all know who god is u dont have to yell, some of us really like our hearing
lilchuckyb100d 1 year ago
lol, drake. miwacles.
MyStupidCat101 1 year ago
Drake lmao!!!!!!!!!
seafoampheonix 1 year ago
I came here from rhymefest
graffiti20 1 year ago
I been thinking this was O.J simpson the whole time >:( wtf is wrong with this man this nigga is putting on a good ass act though. Lol i always thought he had a mental problem or he was just busting the worlds best nut. He a false prophet anyway :(
TheYoungMoneyShow 1 year ago
lol this is odee funny lol wat a fraud lol
freeweekes 1 year ago
LOL I been wanting to look up this video for months since I heard Drake say it.
alphaking32 1 year ago
I felt that, it gave me ear cancer.
orsations 1 year ago 2
haha fail!
daltone12345 1 year ago
personally i dont know about this man, many Christians believe hes a fake and that may be true, if you want you should check out Jesse Duplantis, hes not like a miracle healer or nothing but i really like how he preaches and i have no doubt in my mind that he really is a true Christian
brownchulo 1 year ago
He said no he didn't feel it. hahahaha, You got to be kidding me. This is to funny.
HollyRHaggerty 1 year ago
I VE GAINED 200LBS SINCE THIS TAPIN
PASTORKERNEYTHOMAS 1 year ago
The caller is totally laughing their ass off. XD
VincentTheValentine 1 year ago
"Pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes... "Miwacles!""- Drake .... 1:15 Pastor: "Did you feel that?" Women:"No i didn't" LMAOOOOOOO!! Pastor: "Tell me how you feel now".. Women: Im still in pain pastor kerney" lmaoo. DOUBLE FAIL.
triplethex 1 year ago
@triplethex ROFLMAO@ MIWACLES!
lotr333 1 year ago
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bellspinky91 2 years ago
Crackin up
CocoaW555 2 years ago
Haw Haw!
kingreg69 2 years ago
Preying on the weak and impressionable.
Shame on you Kerney.
Janus108 2 years ago 5
I CAN STILL FEEL HE PAIN PASTOR KERNEY
heyallimrich 2 years ago 9
... OK, but the pain is leavin' out right now.
XavierAXB 2 years ago 2
Drake ownd this guy in "4 my town"... Pastor Kerney looks like O.J. 10 years later! :)
Vtechballer10 2 years ago
i cant feel shit PASTOR KERNEY!!!
MANDINGO19921 2 years ago 5
WTF HAHAH MIWACLES
ElGrandeRicoGuapo274 2 years ago
the TV guy thinks he has special healing powers, he thinks he has a P.O.N.T.I.A.C. (Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Calling). This "TV Guide" is a phony.
PacApp5 2 years ago
@PacApp5 how long did it take you too think of that one billy bob.
MANDINGO19921 2 years ago
its from the old car joke that a Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac. and Billy Bob?/ how the hell did you guess my real name
PacApp5 2 years ago
Obama is the chosen one who can solve all our problems and pain. Just be a union member or a government employee and all your fears, bills, and problems will be solved--that is until SEIU starts unionizing illegal aliens--then you will have to call this guy for help to pay your mortgage, put gas in your car, put food on your table--because Obama will desert you!
TheLiberalsSuck 2 years ago
@peterroll1 you are funny :) lol
ImagesbyJoy 2 years ago
Have you feeling spiritual
Pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes miracles
TeeEye84Plus 2 years ago
Word I jus wondering wat drake was talkin about in the play ball line dat he did. Wow u kno dat Drake is dope if so many people looked up dis video jus to find out wat Drake was talkin about lol
gtdekid 2 years ago 3
@gtdekid Man I luked it up jus 4 dis purpose LMAO!!!!!!!!
Travdalaker 2 years ago
yes, im like what is he saying.
tarrilove 2 years ago
me too...haha
yannickkkj 2 years ago
Its just a matter of time before the Lord shows clowns like this that He doesnt appreciate his act!
nuuday12 2 years ago