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  • When he needs viagra....

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWD

  • pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes, Miwacles

  • EH-KO-BAH SHA-TA-LOLO-BO-KO-SHA!!

  • THIS IS A CLASSIC!!!!!!

  • LORD.PLEASE.FOR.GIVE.ME.THIS.I­S.FUNNY.ASS.H---

  • wow, great job christian god.

  • Is this cat OJ Simpson in disguise? Lmmfao

  • Lmfao kerney thomas is full of shit

  • HES GONA HEEL ITS COMIN

    SALA COSA

    SHAKE DIM ELBOWS

    CALLER:I AM

    DO U FEEL IT NOW

    CALLER:NO DEY HURT BADLEY

  • Am i wrong for laughing or is kerney thomas the person wrong for evening doin this program?

  • I never read in the bible that Jesus charged people for their healings. If Jesus never did that ,then why is he doing it. Jesus comands us as christians to heal th sick not to charge them for it. This to me is not very christian. -_-'

  • @lms0Bast lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo #dead -icant- u got me rollin ova here iswear

  • I'm ready for a miracle. The miracle that people will begin to realize that these hucksters are making millions off of gullible people.

  • For shear comedic entertainment, this guy is priceless!

    But as for the sadness of the people who fall for this nonsense, I can only hope that they will find the peace that they seek!

  • am i the only one who finds this sick? here is this poor woman in pain and she calls this crazy man to help her. she should go see a doctor if traditional medicine cant help, try alternative medicine, but dear god don't see this man and his imaginary friend! ~ may all beings be well and free from suffering ~

  • this has to be a spoof. who in their right mind believe this nonsense?

  • @cjm608 LOL Are you serious????There are tons of idiots who believe in this kind of shit.

  • @WhatKindOfCake i swear i thought this was fake. ha, the whole thing is just crazy to me.

  • This man is a shame and disgrace to ministry! I feel sorry for the caller who obviously was in some sort of pain! I bet they put him on hold while he's in agony and told him to wrap his elbow in the miracle handkerchief they be sending him but after he makes a donation smh

  • He Is A Phonyy ,

  • "i still feel the pain pastor kerney!"... well the pain is leaving out

  • hes not full of crap. its amazing people follow the fool lmao. hell he inspires me to hustle the masses.

  • HEADALOBOKOSHAH!!!!

  • And GoDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD!!!! Do It NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWW!!!! And he Blew His Nose in The handkercheif While Promoting his personal pwayer package

  • IS IT POSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THIS MAN?! LOL!

  • I did some research...his church (yes, he does have one) is near Fort Lauderdale & is one of those little storefront churches you see in the suburbs. Sad....

    Hey Kerney...I couldn't stand you the first time...when you were a white man named Peter Popoff....

  • This man is a greedy wicked parasite who preys on the weak and vulnerable. He has no faith.

  • There is a special place in hell for Kerney Thomas Jr.

    Mat 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

    2 Tim 3:8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.

  • i actualy had this on B.E.T on my television when i went to sleep and then in here kerney yelling and i jumped up thinking like someone got shot

  • @lms0B3ast LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

  • @lms0B3ast lol mee tooo dats how i found out about him lol i was gettin mad every three minutes i heard a loud scream i was like wat the hell is that????

  • No laws in USA against this kind of criminals?

  • @sanctainquisitio nope you can pretty much do anything you want as long as no one gets killed (by your hands) and no one presses charges. 

  • What so funny is, when the pastor ask "Did you feel that?" and the Caller said "No I Didnt", and the pastor ask again "Tell me How You Feeling Now?" And the caller said "I still feel the pain"... In my Opinion, Of Course the pain is still there Why? its becouse you need a Doctor Not a Pastor!. Go Get some X-Rays Or anything to see whats happened to your arm.

  • Look at how he's hugging himself, he's feeling the spirit! Gaaaawwwwdddd!

  • I am amazed!

    

  • Uh,I still feel the pain pastor Kerney! mwhahahahahahahahaha

  • Prophet Pootie Tang. "Head-on-a-bo-ko-shaw!"

  • Prophet Pootie Tang. "Head-on-a-bo-ko-shaw!"

  • STOP CALLIIIINNNNGGGGG MYYYYYYY HOUSE STOP CALLING MY FUCKING HOUSE I WILL SHOW U A MIRACLE DUMB ASS

  • GGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!

  • Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on. His wife is going to be right behind him. This is nothing but foolishness and befoolery.

  • @MusicEclecticArt Ironically... you could be going to hell for passing judgement on him and he could be going to heaven because he may have repented and turned from his ways from that time til now. Who are you to say?

  • @MECINJAH A child of God. Thats who I am "to say". If for some reason you dont like it then by all means DONT READ MY COMMENTS. Ive seen too many false teachers mislead people. As I said, this is FOOLISHNESS. God bless you my friend and may heaven smile upon YOU!. Ciao!

  • @MusicEclecticArt I'm not arguing that u aren't a child of God nor am I intent2 quarrel, but as a child of God, u should not declare the eternal destiny of this man because it is not your place. All u see is the error of this man at a particular time. Only God knows his heart at all times. There is a possibility that he could have repented of his foolishness from that time until now and the judgement may fall upon your own soul. Please read Matt 7:1-6 & take heed 2 what Jesus said. God bless U.

  • @MusicEclecticArt what he is did may very well be foolishness but I Corinthians 1:27-29 says "God chose the foolish things of this world to shame the wise... the despised things....to nullify the things that are, so that no man can boast before him." In light of this, God is using his foolishness to bring clueless people 2have a faith in God they didn't have in the 1st place. Even Jesus said "YOUR FAITH has healed you".. not this guys faith. God works thru the errors of men 4souls-- Phil 1:15-18

  • @MusicEclecticArt If you know this guy is wrong and you know what is right then pray for him. Sharing and spreading the right message, and loving & praying for those who are in error is all we can do. God's ways are not our ways. Be sure that God uses these false teachers to spark a faith in people who had no faith at all, but at the same time, each man is accountable for his own soul. We know that the bible says not everyone who says to me Lord Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven. God bless U

  • @MECINJAH Im sorry, but please read and study the bible and you will understand that what you just said was somewhat silly. Either way, if you believe he is being used by God then you most certainly can. But PERSONALLY I dont. Dont get upset with me because I state what I believe to be the truth. Im not here to argue about it. I STILL believe this man is a swindler. Sorry if that hurts your feelings. Bless you my friend. STAY UP!

  • lol i still feel the pain pastor kerney lol

  • Kerney you need to shut-up NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!  X-)

  • @lardo444 hmm, I have unfortunately witnessed pastors who prey on fear. The only place I haven't was the Catholic Church. Rather than killing me with guilt and fear, they actually suggested handing it over to Jesus our Savior and to work towards living a better and more Christian lifestyle. Love the Catholics!

  • I want a ringtone that says, "Pick up the phone right Noooooooooooooooooow!" LOL

  • @Modacolorist record it and add it :p

  • there are a lot of christians in this world but few are born again christians

  • Just pathetic. All three of them.

  • Pastor Kerney Thomas to these "people"..... MIWACLES

  • Con artist

  • You see how she asked her if she ordered a handkerchief first in the beginning. I guess you can't get prayed for until you order a handkerchief.

  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "ECOBASHATABOLOLOCOSHA!"

  • Pastor Kerney: "And move those elbows right now.."

    Caller: "I"M SHAKIN EM!!"  LMMFAO!!!

  • all that screamin.. bet tha boy hurt himself messin with kerney

  • i cannot believe that ppl think dat by doin that over the fone actually works

  • Somebody please splice kerney thomas into the song by Tool called " The Grudge " and where maynard has a lon scream near the end of the song put in GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWD­DDDDDDDDDDD!

  • hamercy is this a joke?! so glad i left christianity!

  • I guess that God really doesn't like black people. He's so racist.

  • the boondocks or family guy should make like a dragon ball z parody of this. like "goooooood!!! *giant energy ball shoots out his hand*"

  • lol i still feel pain pastor kerney...ok gods gonna heel your body right now lol classic

  • Does he charge people to do a healing for them? If so, that is a no-no.

  • He didn't feel any better maybe because he was in a different time zone or maybe it was a long distance call...

  • because GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD!

  • i saw rickey smiley talking about this and I was down baybay!!!

  • Religion's true nature...

  • miracle fail... lol

  • @Foxybrown861 lol

  • god, it's me your child, i come to you to pray for this idiot pastor kerney thomas, i pray that you heal him of his mentall illness and thieveing decietfull ways, may you have mercy on his idiotic soul.-amen

  • for a seed of only 47 dollars Pastor Kerney will pray to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to heal you. what a fuck

  • Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on. His wife is going to be right behind him. This is nothing but foolishness and befoolery.

  • "That the miracles iz on his way" HAHA! "e ko ba shatta lo lo bo koo shaaa!" a very rare language called STUPID from a very rare state of mind called IDIOT. Thats just fuckin retarded lol... I mean come on...

  • GAAAAAAAAAD!

  • "no kerney i still feel pain... in my FUCKING EARS!"

  • @cokefacegrind LOLOL

  • He's as fake as Peter Popoff with his "miracle water"

    I believe in God, not in money greed fake people

  • Don't be deceived::God wasn't in this.

  • Hey U know what, I think that was Rickey Smiley on the phone LMAO!!!

  • Wow. Finally a video that shows that these stunts don't always work.

  • Oh Lord he is from Texas...

  • I know of Pastor Kerney from Rickey Smiley's radio show. Years before I heard Drake mention him :-)

  • These Boule Niggers running through our hoods with Colonial Missionary models!

  • LMAO DRAKE

  • Following L.O.V.E leads to >>> Creator being with the ability to self heal. Learn.Observe.Verify.Evolve.>>­> L.O.V.E>>> Love.Overcomes.Virtually.Every­thing. Peace & L.O.V.E overcomes everything...

  • I agree with damonc79.... There's churches that are wrongfully accused of wrongdoing but this guy just exposes himself to the public as a "healing man of God"... The only thing he heals is the bills he pays to maintain his rolls Royce and his house. He's good for comedy though; I got some nice laughs. =)

  • For those that don't know or understand, this video is a clear example of what God and Christianity is NOT about! It's part of the foolishness that goes on in God's name, and we need to EXPOSE IT and STAND AGAINST IT. If this is your view of church or God, I'm sorry. Find a real church, and a real pastor, somewhere you can learn about a true relationship with God. God can and does heal... but not through this clown who is only out for money.

  • @damonc79 this is EXACTLY wat christinianity is about... open your eyes.

  • @damonc79 nicely said couldn't have said it better.

  • @damonc79 "God can and does heal" Any evidence for this? Or even for his existence?

  • @damonc79 LOL

  • @damonc79 Your wrong....delusional

  • @damonc79 they are ALL crooks. theres different degrees. your pastor my not scream and holler at you, but he's still a crook. they prey on peoples fear. period!

    peace, lardo.

  • @damonc79 There are no "real" churches or pastor, because there is no "real" god. Do you worship Jehovah? Then explain Jeremiah 19:9, where he orders parents to eat their children.

  • @216trixie Jeremiah 19 talks about God destroying a corrupt city, because of there continued sin and disobedience. He doesn't "order" parents to eat their children. He told Jeremiah to tell them how horrible the punishment and destruction He was sending would be. Part of that would be a famine, where they'd be so starved, they'd turn to cannibalism, including eating their own children & other people as well. He also tells them to leave the city to escape this punishment.

  • @damonc79 Sorry, the passage says that Jehovah will "have them eat the flesh of their children.". You can twist it around all you like.

  • @216trixie LOL, I'm not "twisting" anything, I just read it in context! You can't just pluck 7 or 8 words out of a paragraph, and run with it. I'm not here to argue with you, you asked me to explain the scripture and I explained it. If you didn't "actually" want an explanation, why bother? lol

  • @damonc79 I'm not running with anything. Your god says "I will have them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters.". You are ignoring what this says. Every once in a while, I run into an hones believer who gives me an honest answer. That would have been something like, "Jehovah can do what He wills.". But you're in denial.

  • @damonc79 Nice Approach! I Appreciate REAL Saints! There aint to Many Left! God Bless You!

  • @damonc79 well said and there are too many of these clown in the world, who are mainly out for money profit.

  • @damonc79 "Find a real church, and a real pastor, somewhere you can learn about a true relationship with God. God can and does heal... but not through this clown who is only out for money." So, he's a clown that's out for money, but YOUR pastor isn't? well, let me ask you a question, do you give 10% of your income to the church? I'll assume that you do. If that's true then your pastor is ALSO in it for the money. if he wasn't then you'd never have to pay anything would you?

  • @javonne Hilarious! You call donating to a non profit organization that helps it's community "paying", and somehow you think it's wrong that the head of that organization, who has dedicated his life to nothing but running it and helping people should not be compensated in any way. Interesting and hilarious. This guy on the other hand, actually does nothing but tries to coerce people to send him money in return for a "miracle". You should see some of his letters to people... pretty sad stuff.

  • @damonc79 "Hilarious! You call donating to a non profit organization that helps it's community "paying", and somehow you think it's wrong that the head of that organization, who has dedicated his life to nothing but running it and helping people should not be compensated in any way." Absolutely not, your Jesus (according to the bible) led thousands of people, yet he never asked for a penny. but your pastor asks for 10% from all of his followers, so he can continue to tell you what God says?

  • @javonne I was about to respond, but you seem to be having too much fun trying to argue with someone. So I'll let you have it, lol... I believe what I believe, and you do the same... I have no need prove, convince or debate something you can clearly make your own conclusions about.

  • @damonc79 I find it highly ironic that anyone could honestly say, they believe in the one true god that will supply all of their needs, yet they require other people to help them out. If your pastor is a true servant of "The Lord" then shouldn't "The Lord" be issuing out a check to him every week?

  • @damonc79 and tell me what would happen if everyone in the church just went to church and didn't pay? I'd wager 10 dollars that the following sunday your pastor would be preaching a sermon on how God's children should "sow a seed" or "not rob from God".... or perhaps "give into God's temple"... Any establishment that requires money is a buisness. How many CD's is your pastor selling?.. Ask yourself this question honestly "If my pastor was not being paid AT ALL, would he still be preaching"?

  • @damonc79 "God can and does heal..." Oh does he?... well, please show me proof of this claim, because ironically the Muslims claim the same thing. Yet they cannot prove anything as well. Also, can he heal amputees? I'd really like to see the almighty and one true God perform the very first regeneration of limbs technique.... If you can capture that on video and upload it to Youtube, I'll make a video of me falling to my knees and prasing your god.... Don't worry, I'll wait..............

  • @javonne The point of having faith, is having faith... not "proving" faith. If you don't believe, you don't believe. Why would I try to "prove" it to you? For instance, let's say that I said I know someone who was healed from cancer... they were in the last stages, got prayer, and was healed. No trace of cancer for 20 years now. I believe God healed the person. You will say it's maybe a medical fluke of some sort, or a random occurrence. Our idea of "proof" is based on what we choose to believe.

  • @damonc79 The point of having faith, is having faith... not "proving" faith. If you don't believe, you don't believe. Why would I try to "prove" it to you?By that logic i can say to you that Black Holes are caused by fluffy care bears, and when you come to me and tell me to preve that claim to you, I should just say, you should have faith. and when you ask why, I should then say. "The point of having faith, is having faith. not proving faith. Why would I try to prove it to you?

  • @damonc79 "For instance, let's say that I said I know someone who was healed from cancer... they were in the last stages, got prayer, and was healed. No trace of cancer for 20 years now. I believe God healed the person. You will say it's maybe a medical fluke of some sort, or a random occurrence. Our idea of "proof" is based on what we choose to believe." You do realize that this argument is used for EVERY theistic religion, don't you?... guess not.

  • @damonc79 well allow me to explain this to you... I have a brother who was diagnosed with cancer, I prayed to the Giant horse shoe to heal him... four days after that prayer, he miraculously healed, now the cancer is no more!... there are two problems with this claim, (1) Cancer has be known to dissipate due to the bodies own immune system, if the cancer is still at it's early stages. (2) I have to provide proof to that it was the horse shoe that healed my brother.

  • @damonc79 the fact of the matter is, when a muslim says that he prayed for healing and it happens he says that it's the muslim god ALLAH that healed him, so if he came up to you and told you this story, would you NOT ask for proof of that claim? Or would you sit there and believe his words? Try and see things from OTHER perspectives, not just one

  • @damonc79 I agree with you, but the reality is , when you find a pastor who does not ask for or want your money, then you will find a good pastor. good luck.

  • @damonc79 thats sooo true

  • @damonc79 did you also notice when he was "speaking in tongues", he said the same thing both times

  • @damonc79 no this is actually the reality of christianity

  • Religion: the ULTIMATE MIND FUCK!!!

    Poor, lost people.

  • @Treyb3yond I know right, religious ppl will never realize that its all bs

  • @Treyb3yond AMEN but your right

  • please get out of these christian churches. theyre not telling the full truth of whats to come. I catch this guy on BET late night and lmao at his show because its extremely fake lol.

  • dont worry sir i feel one coming on. ok here it is godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddddddddddddd just healed you. now send in a donation to me. im a christian guy that totally believes in healing but this nut case is a nut case. and what causes him to say godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd is not god at all there are other spirits at work

  • DID YOU FEEL THAT

    NO I DIDNT!!!!!!

    TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL NOW

    I STILL FEEL PAIN PASTOR KERNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BUT THE PAIN IS LEAVING RIGHT NOW

    LOL!!!!!!!

  • This video is hilarious, though I feel heartbroken for the caller. I hope that after he hung up, he went to a doctor and got it fixed through medicine and science instead of just wishes.

  • I HEARD BOUT THIS from Ricky Smiley Kingdom Comedy (Stand-Up) ILMAO

  • Funny, but sad in that there are people, who believe in this type of foolishness.

    If there is a hell, I think that "Pastor" Kerney, is the ne who will be asked, "did you feel that!?"

  • I would feel bad for that person if they seriously thought kerney could actually help anybody but lol

  • This dude used to work here in Baton Rouge at the gospel radio station WXOK! LMAO every time I see him on tv!

  • is all dat screamin really called for, i mean we all know who god is u dont have to yell, some of us really like our hearing

  • lol, drake. miwacles.

  • Drake lmao!!!!!!!!!

  • I came here from rhymefest

  • I been thinking this was O.J simpson the whole time >:( wtf is wrong with this man this nigga is putting on a good ass act though. Lol i always thought he had a mental problem or he was just busting the worlds best nut. He a false prophet anyway :(

  • lol this is odee funny lol wat a fraud lol

  • LOL I been wanting to look up this video for months since I heard Drake say it.

  • I felt that, it gave me ear cancer.

  • haha fail!

  • personally i dont know about this man, many Christians believe hes a fake and that may be true, if you want you should check out Jesse Duplantis, hes not like a miracle healer or nothing but i really like how he preaches and i have no doubt in my mind that he really is a true Christian

  • He said no he didn't feel it. hahahaha, You got to be kidding me. This is to funny.

  • I VE GAINED 200LBS SINCE THIS TAPIN

  • The caller is totally laughing their ass off. XD

  • "Pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes... "Miwacles!""- Drake .... 1:15 Pastor: "Did you feel that?" Women:"No i didn't" LMAOOOOOOO!! Pastor: "Tell me how you feel now".. Women: Im still in pain pastor kerney" lmaoo. DOUBLE FAIL.

  • @triplethex ROFLMAO@ MIWACLES!

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  • Crackin up

  • Haw Haw!

  • Preying on the weak and impressionable.

    Shame on you Kerney.

  • I CAN STILL FEEL HE PAIN PASTOR KERNEY

  • ... OK, but the pain is leavin' out right now.

  • Drake ownd this guy in "4 my town"... Pastor Kerney looks like O.J. 10 years later! :)

  • i cant feel shit PASTOR KERNEY!!!

  • WTF HAHAH MIWACLES

  • the TV guy thinks he has special healing powers, he thinks he has a P.O.N.T.I.A.C. (Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Calling). This "TV Guide" is a phony.

  • @PacApp5 how long did it take you too think of that one billy bob.

  • its from the old car joke that a Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac. and Billy Bob?/ how the hell did you guess my real name

  • Obama is the chosen one who can solve all our problems and pain. Just be a union member or a government employee and all your fears, bills, and problems will be solved--that is until SEIU starts unionizing illegal aliens--then you will have to call this guy for help to pay your mortgage, put gas in your car, put food on your table--because Obama will desert you!

  • @peterroll1 you are funny :) lol

  • Have you feeling spiritual

    Pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes miracles

  • Word I jus wondering wat drake was talkin about in the play ball line dat he did. Wow u kno dat Drake is dope if so many people looked up dis video jus to find out wat Drake was talkin about lol

  • @gtdekid Man I luked it up jus 4 dis purpose LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • yes, im like what is he saying.

  • me too...haha

  • Its just a matter of time before the Lord shows clowns like this that He doesnt appreciate his act!