MLP FIM FanFic

[TheLegoman2852]

So wait... how old IS granny smith!?!?!

[YouDuck2345]

@TheLegoman2852 About five thousand years, give or take twenty.

[Jedibigfoot]

OVER 9,000!!!!!

[Akirathedon92]

SO MANY FRIENDS!!! RIGHT SKIPPY?!

[VablaDragonash]

Back from when I became a brony.

Oh, the memories.

[drunkdriveing]

One of Equestrias best kept secrets is that Luna was only an accomplice in supplying the plane. That September there was only one survivor who was ID-ed to be TheLivingtombstone. when questioned about the button his only response was "He pressed it..."

[IOnlyExistToComment]

FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!

[FirstPistolSammy]

lol OpFor....moon..

[94jonathang]

Luna: "haHA! I got a Stratofortress, what do you have?"

Celestia: "I got the Goldenpony satellite." *trollface*

Luna: ...BUCK!

[94jonathang]

Thats a lot of text at the end for just 3 words. lol

[CaptainHalodude]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[RaidenGekkou0]

March To Glory - youtube.com/watch?v=E2lSGqGngS­8

Last Chance - youtube.com/watch?v=RFk2luha0J­I

[RemyDeRyan]

АВТОР, ТВОРИ ЕЩЕ!

[yamamoto114]

What the fuck.

[Xozmal]

and that's how Equestria was made...

[jamezbond45]

What does it say at the end? I DON'T SPEAK RUSSIAN.

[Rycr]

@jamezbond45 Read the video description.

[jamezbond45]

@Rycr I never read the description, I really should start...

[Rycr]

This is freakin' amazing.

[B1rdzOfF1re]

I have a fanfic too.

Search "Treason and Deception" on fimfiction. net

I'm not trying to spam. I just like the attention.

[disk1337]

Доставило.

[ashstan100]

Loved the "Gotcha!" part, EPIC

[sonicstreamover9000]

Pony war part II Another pony: "Quick to your bunkers!!!!!" Siren voice: "Impact in 3...2...1..." BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA­!!!!!! Celastia: *thinking* "LUNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" goes to under ground bunker Guard: " is it really necessary that we go to the H.A.R.M.O.N.Y. control center Celastia: *Glares intimidatingly at guard* Guard: "sorry I asked Your highness." Celastia: * walks down hall LIKE A BAWSS!!! Presses button LIKE A BAWSS!!! GOTCHA LIKE A BAWSS!!!!*

[sonicstreamover9000]

Pony war part I

1000 years before the first episode: Ponyville lifestyle: peaceful with advanced technology

Closing in bogey 2CH/C armed with nuclear lunatech tactical bomb arm:

Flight captain:" Lord Luna, approaching ground zero ready weapon for launch?"

Luna:" Yes drop weapon code name 'Lunar Eclipse'"

Flight captain: "Yes Ma'am." *drops nuke*

Meanwhile in Ponyville:

*nuke siren*

Siren voice: "Warning Warning Nuclear launch detected please take shelter."

Some pony: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

[pwnzerstick]

Fire the lasers of UNDERSTANDING!!!!!

[Wolf360100]

D:< AHH!

[Wolf360100]

AGGUGUHAHHAAAA THE MADNESS IN YOUTUBE!!!!!!!

[0sheldm]

still sidin with the nlr, air force for the win

[cute2bunny]

that was awsome^^

[Rascus75]

When I saw the nuke I thought it was gonna be about Fallout Equestria

[ThePoetzy]

friend: wait...so this is the opening for that mlp your always talking about?

me: yep (poker face)

friend: THAT'S NUTS!

3 weeks later

friend: thank you for lying to me.you're a true friend.

[NeedsContent]

So this is how Pinkie got her cutie mark?

[TheArgonianScarKhan]

DOWN WITH TROLLESTA! FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!

[LittleshyFiM]

The animation, the compositing, the music, the visuals, the mood, the story.... IT'S ALL JUST SO EPIC!

[OniKensei]

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[slicerness]

@OniKensei if this is what they believed i'd be converting right now.

[LULULULULUCAWCAWCAWC]

FUCK YES

[TheArgonianScarKhan]

Fat Horse and Little Filly.

[thatfatkid100]

@draculexia yup. Unfortunately this was the radicalness category, so I'm going to have to deduct points from you

[HellfireDragone]

AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE

[Draculexia]

AWESOMENESSSSS!!!!!!!

[GeMod299]

Pinkie Pie - And that's how Equestria was made!!

[SuperPony10]

now thats what I call hardcore awesomeness! :D

[pinkieisbestpony]

This is SO cool! Could you possibly send me the 2nd song (last chance) if you still have it, i can't find a download anywhere

[mechamadison64]

Orbital friendship cannon has now become a weapon of mass destruction. Who knew?

[Liliputian07]

@IronAnimation My commendations.

[EpicZantetsuken]

how in the flying fuck have i never heard of nor seen this before?

i've been a brony for longer then this video existed, yet i never saw mane nor tail of it.

i feel like i've been seriously missing out.

[iStrikerVX]

Reminds me of Command and Conquer. The beginning was nice!

[TheCoolplayerXYZ]

Couldnt find march to glory

[DDP117]

And thats how Equestria was made.

[seriousbees]

You're tearing me apart, Luna!

[GeMod299]

So Awesome!!!!!!!!!! /)^ɛ^(\

[snowmanninja2]

yeah. Fuck the rest of the planet.

[IVIyAggression]

Can this weapon stop Pinkie Pie?

[Jocuro2]

@IVIyAggression That's like asking what would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object.

[VascusGaming]

@IVIyAggression Pinkie Pie is the deadliest filly in space, isn't that right Newton?

Isaac: Agreed.

[Arlax96]

"Gotcha!" :trollestia:

[CheaterGuy1998]

Some1 should have said: HARMONIC CORE ONLINE

[faisalswave]

Woah!

Ponies had B-52 bombers and NUKES?!!?!?!?1one?!

It's a good thing humans didn't. There was no friendship back then!

[ultrajd]

So is the first song called "March to war" ot "Dogs of Glory"?

[faisalswave]

@ultrajd The first song is "March to Glory", and the second song is "Last Chance".

[TheEvilCommenter]

Then Columbus landed on plimoth rock and that's why women can vote.

[T3rras]

Befriend it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[flarepie24]

sooo 1000 years before tehy were boorn pinkie pie was hiding under a table...

[IronAnimation]

And thats how Pinkie Pie got her cutie mark :D

[misterbobEA]

Celestia = Slartibartfast???

[omfgpainkillers]

That, was very well done. i donate to you, 10 internets.

[Collagenre]

This is VERY well done!

Poor Woona, though, why'd you have to go bad like that? ;_;

[WarningGIJoe96]

00:53 Forever alone?

or DERP

[hummbug72]

ahh shit i mean moon

[hummbug72]

you know Luna when we love and tolrate and it doesnt work, this is plan B send you to sun

[bcbbysausage]

Here we witness the true awesome power that broney's control

just a warning

We control the world

We know who you are

We do not tolerate haters

[aviac64]

And thats how equestria was made! :D

[games4lifexD]

if u dont like mlp fim just gtfo and NOT FUCKING TROLL!!

[bleachknight90]

my fellow bronies, we have our weapon!

Now lets show them just how powerful bronies can be!

.....remember.....no haters.

[streneck]

ok, she fire the H.A.R.M.O.N.Y. orbital cannon and destroy all the entire planet... to send her sister to the moon?

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seem legit

[Soraptor]

0:44 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

0:53 Challenge accepted

1:21 Close Enough

[games4lifexD]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!! 

[NeedsContent]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[mobius1aic]

Operation Linepony II

[Nikitadjfire]

Эпично :D ( Epic)

[TheHumanNacho]

Hadn't thought about this: if the first strike was performed on an American-made B-52, then the orbital lasers would be Russian-made!

Go, Russian author!

[AskSithmane]

"And that's how the Lunar wars ended"- Twilight Sparkle

"I rekon' that's th' case Twi', but how in th' hay did we develope tactical anythings?"- Me

One word can only describe how in tarnation they got the bomb: Magic!

[BNSFSD40]

0:52. Vry srs bsns. 8L

[RainproDash]

Where can I find the first song? I tried Google and Youtube, but to no avail.

[Darkmatter28031]

Call of Cutie: Modern Horsefare

[Roxor128]

@Darkmatter28031 To the moon with you for that pun!

[Chief4Army117]

The Orbital Friendship Cannon is basically the Hammer of Dawn... AWESOME!!!!

[LongRangeBullet]

>I can speak Russian fluently

>I can't read or write it

Fuck my life. The one moment I need it most.

[Dreigonix]

Celestia: Check Elements of H.A.R.M.O.N.Y.!

Honesty!

Kindness!

Laughter!

Generosity!

Loyalty!

Magic!

Elements of H.A.R.M.O.N.Y. Online!

IMMA FIRIN MA ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!!!!

WHAT THE F- BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Master11250]

А ведь Российскими брони сделано..

[Nodog438]

And that's how Equestria was made.

[postindustrial]

И снова в поход!

Труба нас зовет!

Мы вновь встанем в строй

И все пойдем в священный бой.

Встань за Веру, Лунная Республика!

[patemansmith1]

B-52 FTW

[Guesswork01]

I see a lot of bronies trying to explain that MLP is not "actually" girlie because of this and that. Well, yeah, it IS totally girly. But who cares? Does that make it poisonous or something? If that's true, then it's more manly to watch a show like this because it means your manliness can withstand anything.

[VeerleTakino]

@Guesswork01 Like Lauren said, it's so cool that so many guys are so secure in their masculinity to embrace this show.

[Riddel352]

This is freakishly awesome!

[Kiloueka]

What are the songs you used D: I tried searching for the ones in teh description but I couldn't find anything >:

[Source619rus]

EPIC.

[bodfe34]

So...those songs....will you ever give us the source?

[Vegasstyl777l]

AWESOME B-D

and would somepony answer kotaro07 s question... what's the name of this song?

[kotaro07]

I can't find the songs.

[Nooblaster56]

So, what you're saying is that Celestia can destroy the world at will, then put it back exactly how it was before? She's such a troll man. She can do this whenever the hell she gets bored....

[mshamory]

OMG it's real! The orbital friendship cannon!

[xeonfuze]

I like the part where the ponies nuke the other ponies.

[Postie1994]

MLP + C&C .....

FUCK! I NEED THIS GAME!

[olshevskij]

THIS. IS. FUCKING.EPIC.

[xmanxmanxx1]

can i put this in HD O_O?

(with your permision or course :P)

[xmanxmanxx1]

epic music

nuff said

[TheDevilishangel123]

@TheDevilishangel123 i also saw pinkie pie and colgate and lyra and carrot top

[TheDevilishangel123]

wait a second-- why is granny smith there if this was 1000 years before ep. 1?

[killingspreedoom]

@TheDevilishangel123 it took 1000 years for the backup to complete=1000 years later was the ep. 1

[6AluChan6]

goose pimples-feeling

the music is so awsome

[Anteras5]

0.53 Oh LOL, Celestia's serious face made me laugh. Oh well, is there a Fan story for this? Or can I write it?

[1Takomari1]

I knew Granny Smith was old... But DAYUM!

[Sujinpuffy]

@1Takomari1 Could be her ancestor. :o

[fx3sitruk]

Omfg yes

[grandeelfa]

AWESOME

[armetron]

so she blew up the earth just to send luna to the moon?

[dreamquill]

That was AMAZING

[pokezionzook]

GAY

[SkatingWithElement]

@pokezionzook Obvious troll is obvious.

[pokezionzook]

@SkatingWithElement Grown men that watch this show are either gay or perverts

[SkatingWithElement]

@pokezionzook Well, I'm straight and not perverted. How does it make me a perv? I could see the gay stereotype idea, but still. And 99% of people who watch this show are straight Gilda.

[pokezionzook]

@SkatingWithElement Then why do you watch a show made for 5 year old little girls?

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook Because it's not made for 5yo girls, yo. Not according to the people making it, anyway. Perhaps if you stopped worrying about the opinions of other people and started caring for your own you would find that you like it as well. Or, perhaps not. Either way, just because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to be derogatory and insulting to those who do.

[pokezionzook]

@VeerleTakino Ok , it may be seven year olds , all i am saying is that is not normal for grown men to watch this , if you think other wise its not my problem also many men who watch this are virgins or are not in a relationship. I sadi MOST so dont write back bullshittin if youre not one of them

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook "many men who watch this are virgins or are not in a relatinoship." Do you actually have a source for that or are you just making things up? And more to the point, what in Equestria does that have to do with the quality of the show? Is everything that single guys watch magically reduced in quality because of that? Sure, 'normally' MLP isn't something that adults, especially adult men watch. That's what Ms. Faust was setting out to change, the perception that "girl's show = bad".

[pokezionzook]

@VeerleTakino Is sourced on a few people that i know that watch the show and the fact that a great majority of them are virgin's and also nerds and do you have any evidence to state otherwise? I don't think so

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook Well, there was the online study done by Dr. Marsha Redden of Louisiana State and Dr. Patrick Edwards from the University of Georgia that would seem to indicate otherwise. If you could possibly answer me two questions, though. 1) How does restating that "A great majority of them are virgins" prove anything? Repeating something doesn't make it more true. 2) Since you clearly aren't a fan of MLP, why are you even here?

Also you still haven't answered my last question.

[pokezionzook]

@VeerleTakino To your last question Yes it is , and because you know you know you know you've lost the argument you are asking me why am I here . well one of the people I know that watch this show gave me the link and he is quite weird and is VERY unpopular , and that sir is why I was here

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook So why comment at all? Why take the time to be aimlessly hostile towards an entire group of people just because they like something you don't? Don't you have better and more constructive uses of your time?

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook And now that I think about it, what argument do you think was happening? My point was that just because you aren't a fan of MLP doesn't mean you need to insult everypony like that. That's not really an 'argument'.

[pokezionzook]

@VeerleTakino insult everypony like that? nwo you sound like a litle girl

[Kiloueka]

@pokezionzook no, he sounds like a brony :)

[pokezionzook]

@Kiloueka Bronies are in a little girls state of mind , so I was actually i was correct

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook XD You're a hoot, pokezionzook. I can't wait to hang out some more.

[Kiloueka]

@pokezionzook oh yes because little girls think about huge planes dropping bombs on cities, exploding planets, lasers, violent videogames, pg13+ movies, and whatever else you normally see in MLP remixes. SO GIRLY

[pokezionzook]

@Kiloueka Oh yes and the magical ponies floating through magic land and all the little elves and hobbits strooling along with them with loads of pink and other girly colours and of course the lovely 7 year old sounding characters , Oh So manlike , wouldnt you say?

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook I'm sure all the Bronies in the marines would agree with that. "Girly colours"... you're so adorably outdated.

[pokezionzook]

@VeerleTakino Your so "adorably " outdated , only a gay would say that , or a girl chav

[lewa3910]

@pokezionzook He Trollin the bronies. yet he still takes it up the arse 0w0

[pokezionzook]

@lewa3910 No My girlfriend takes it up the fanny from ME. Sir are you in a successful relationship , that is straight?

[lewa3910]

@pokezionzook and that means something? Kettle ever heard of Pot?

[pokezionzook]

@lewa3910 Yeh sit does matter , and the secong question i didnt understand

[lewa3910]

@pokezionzook Not when your talking to a brony with a gf too. So kinda nullifies your point. Hope that helps you. And that you find your way to....wherever it is your going ^_^

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook Awww... Just a "you're gay ha ha ha" comment? I'm sure you can do better than that if you try a little harder.

[pokezionzook]

@VeerleTakino now you really are sounding like a girl , you need to man up

[VeerleTakino]

@pokezionzook XD

[jmcgonagle]

@VeerleTakino Dude hes just trolling just ignore him and he'll go thats the reason he came here in the first place

[VeerleTakino]

@jmcgonagle But he's funny! Can't I keep him?

[jmcgonagle]

@VeerleTakino sorry son you know me and your mother work full time there'd be no one at home to take care of him and we just can't afford it not to mention he'd stink up the house

[VeerleTakino]

@jmcgonagle Awww... I guess we'll just have to go Old Yeller him out back then.

[lewa3910]

@Kiloueka who are you...and why aren't you in bed yet young boy?

[pokezionzook]

@SkatingWithElement also believe it or not some men have sexual fantasies about these ponies

[SkatingWithElement]

@pokezionzook I know. And I don't exactly approve of that. Lol.

[Blaiddthewolf]

@pokezionzook Yes, but only some, thankfully.

[bcbbysausage]

Celestia: Gotcha :D

me: oh shit

Earth: OH SHIT!

[googlybear98]

WIN WIN WIN FULL OF SO MUCH EPIC WIN!

[periisgay]

HAIL LUNA!

[kornutone2008]

the message should be "Backup restored successfully"

[TheMegaOne1000]

SO AWESOME!!! /)^3^(\

[Kipolafania]

epic so fucking epic!!!

[patemansmith1]

May i subscribe?

[mista2244]

This sir, is amazing.

[lpmaskman]

I never known Princess Celestia is russian. :)

[hotelmario510]

>1000 years before Episode 1.

>Ponies from after Episode 1.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

[TyraIsAStupidRat]

@hotelmario510 The ponies are always there, just because you couldn't see them in episode 1 doesn't meant that you can't see them at all.

[hotelmario510]

@TyraIsAStupidRat I don't follow?

[sundusky]

"восстановление данной точки завершено"

grammar

[tylersaxby]

They just took apart that bomb.