you wont hire me cause im black- mad tv

[manjenson]

"Be here at quarter to penguin" HA!

[chrisg123x3]

Haha

[shanjen100]

Thank you mr.shoelace ;) Lol

[ForeverElizabethG]

"A SKILLES! you know what you fry eggs in, a SKILLES!!!" rofl(:!

[LOOKbaktoourVIDS123]

Lmao a black woman cnt pour cereal on her head?? Lol :) A black woman cant be born on a Let-AHH!

[blazedingo]

you know this is Darrel from the can i have your number sketch

[13jacobj]

ha ha. my favorite new saying is (im white) its like im black cuz black people aren't treated as well

[timmyboi78]

"what a black person cant be named annoyminous ?"

"usually when people use annoyminous there trying to hide there name, unless that is yourr name"

"no"

"can i have your name ?"|

"i dont know my name, what a black women cant know her name ?"

[enyczrebel]

she'd be one heck of a teacher! XD

[MrTrollzama]

This has to be the worst Mad Tv skit ever. It is so stupid.

[TheUnrealGameplay]

@MrTrollzama you are stupid

[MrTrollzama]

@TheUnrealGameplay How witty. Thank goodness that you weren't one of the writers for Mad TV, or else all of the skits would be as shitty as this one and the series would have been canceled even sooner.

[TheUnrealGameplay]

@MrTrollzama why dont you like it?its 1 of the best mad tv videos.thats my opinion

[MrTrollzama]

@TheUnrealGameplay Look buddy, you are entitled to your opinion, but if you start shit with me, I bring it back X1000. When you wrote, "you are stupid," I unleashed my wrath.

Anyway, I don't like it because it is very repititive and unimaginative. The actress playing the girl isn't very good. It doesn't make me laugh at all. I like the older skits, like Oprah, Lorraine, Ms. Swan, etc. I don't think this one can hold a candle to those.

[Minan3]

lol he's supposed to be asking her questions and she inadvertably has him answering her questions XD

[zeebradaisy]

This does NOT get old. I love this so much. Its just so funny!!!! I can't even explain!

[Minan3]

Be here quarter to penguin.

Thank you Mr. Shoe lace

[ZackKimmel]

is that same person from can i have yo numba? I think it is..

[zeebradaisy]

@ZackKimmel it is

[ThisIsAPenPercy]

i cant tell if thats a guy or a girl.

[hernameisnoelle]

@ThisIsAPenPercy The guy from Can I have your number is actually a girl.

And that girl is the one in this video :)

So, yes it's a girl

[KawaiiKiko1]

BECAUSE IM SUPERMAN?

Okay.

Uhm. Tha-thats not a superman shirt. Thats a picture of Robin Williams upside down. ._.

LOLWTF?

[Minan3]

"A "skill"less! A "Skill"less A "skill"less! thats what I said a "Skill"et!"

"im not gonna hire you because you're out of your mind!" XD

[playerx17x]

She looks like the man in "can i have ur number" ??

[KATROSE92]

@playerx17x she actually plays the man in 'can I have your number?"

[Minan3]

@playerx17x it is her XD

[youisiaint]

some black people "test" whites for racism like this (in a more serious way) all the time.

[Trashfished]

That was strange.

[vim8888]

women are from kitchens

[foreverloved7]

Be here by quater to penguin..thank you mr. shoelace :D lmao!

[iBehAKB]

LOL

[surgedeb]

That was funny up until 1:50 then it just went downhill

[kissyfreshmintz]

lmao

[imASIAN119]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Ripmn95]

I swear to god.. i smack the shit out of her...

[SDBuckeyesFan]

I'm not gonna hire you cause your out of your mind......and your black!!!!

[gurrflapoo]

LOL because I'm superman?

Robin Williams? Dat's Nastay!

[xLikeABossx]

OH MY GOD shes in role models! I think... haha this is awesome

[RealMusicLuvr14]

a black woman cant be born on H?

[bestbecky]

@RealMusicLuvr14 on age

[RealMusicLuvr14]

this is the same person that does the can i have your number :)

[cierraruinedmylife]

wut a black lady cannot know her name?1!?!?!11!?!

[seamonkey22]

Corny

[majasty17]

" Oh, I was hoping my phone would ring... " Lol

[aznbreakerboi51o]

This is totally something that would happen in real life.

[basketball727]

ahahahhh :) funnnny

[briannalynn1994]

LOL

[iambro1000]

lmao this show is hilarious

[RebelFanzel]

"Ohhhhhh ok Im getting out of hand because im blaaaack?"

[bballdude7910]

waht a black woman cant be born on H

[BigBabiiKakez]

O SO U GOIN GRILL ME JUS BC IM BLACK...

[twarnerpiano]

the head turn at 2:00 is hilarious!!!!

[terrance1353]

wow my friend is black and we dont have alot of blacks and he says because im black.lol FUNNY SHIT!!

[DreamyBlink]

HAHA isnt this girl the character of "Can i have your number"?

[glossyxokizzez]

@DreamyBlink yeah it is

[Victis]

so you not gonna give me job just coz im black ????? ymmm first of all you just walked into the room so the interview hasnt started.... THIS FACE HAHAHAHAHA ridicoolous i always laugh 0:09 :))))))))))))))))))))))))

[anarox101]

woahhh.

is that the "can u have your number" girl?? :DD

[MeAmNerd]

@anarox101 yeah it is

[MeAmNerd]

@anarox101 yeah it is

[tishababelishis]

ahahah wooh.! speak for ur race black lady....lmao diz iz funny as heck.!! :D...imma start doing this at school. lol.

[acuity67]

haha the interviewer reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs :P

[gurrflapoo]

@acuity67 a skinny not bad-ass version of dr cox

[RegineNoelle23]

I really hate the stereotype... It was funny at first, but the cereal and then the sandwich and... It's just too much.

[RegineNoelle23]

Oooh girl... She gets on my nerves though! SO MUCH!

[CheesyPumbah]

haha YAY

[bchang100]

HELLOOO!!!

[bchang100]

mwa

[MRGTRB26]

LMFAO!!!

[gfgf564]

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[carizashine13]

Lol my friend showed me this! It's so FUHKIN FUNNY!! :}

[kawaandwinswey7910]

love this video

[puppylover484]

come see my page whoever is cool will go to my page

[carizashine13]

Wow. You must be some kind of desperate black woman O.e You got issues LADY!!

[HopeforTomrrow09]

This is complety funny and sterotype lol

[bobman910]

thats wat i said, u not gonna hiya a black womannn cus she a skill-let. hahahah

[Brit8da2skull8girl]

well what if it was a wok, or a fryer pan!? im not gonna hire anything, from a kitchen, miss anonamous!!

[PoutingXEvoke]

XD finally, he learned her language!!!

[cutefishyz]

tats the spooky dude from "can i have your number"

[Brit8da2skull8girl]

the spooky dude is a girl

[brilovablegurl]

lol

[kaykayw1]

lolzzz u not gonna hire a black woman because she's a skillet!! she soo funny :P

[ArinasayBrown]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha! funny shit right duuurr!

[maffia240]

she is darrel

[PPMcky]

NANU! NANU!

[artcar8]

rotflol!

[MekongPlease]

I miss Bunifa : (

[TheWhiteNickiMinaj]

"unless that is your name,is that your name?"

"NO? what a black woman can't not know her name?!"

Tooo funnyyy.

[urbabygurljada]

u gun grill me becuz im blck hahahah

wattt a bck woman cant b named anonymous hahaha this nevr gets old hahaha

[ScrwVwls]

OMG, SO SHE DOES "CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?" omg i seriously thought it was a guy O.o she's such a good actor.

[NaeNaeDatChick]

jokes

[sixteinthnote23]

:) ohhhh goodness :| :| so you aint going to give me this job because im black? the intervie hasnt even started... xD

[YeahhBabyy23]

love it lol

[mirandz7]

this video is verrrrrry funny!

[ryderyderyder]

rofl the ending killed it

[roze08]

thank u mister shoe lace lol

[ExplodinKitteh]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa

thas what i said! a skillet! lmaooooooooooooooo

[mopizzy]

wat a black woman cant have KFC

5:00

[ErynneIsAwesome]

a skilless!

a skilless!

you know what you fry eggs in?

that's what i said!

A SKILLET!

LMAO(=

[b97aps]

this hilarious! all my friends at school say this like 1,000,000,00 times a day! I think it gets funnier everytime!

What a black woman can't pour breakfast cereal on her head??

my friends and i even make up new ones! lol

[BestWindowTutorials]

@b97aps Lol me too my friend says that he said can I have your juice and I said im going to drink it and he said why cause im black lol

[TrendyyWendyy]

@b97aps What ones have you made up?

[Sk8erman54321]

@b97aps 1,000,000,00 is not an number just letting you know.

[Basketballfreak86]

@Sk8erman54321

of course, its 100 million

[MetroGoddess20]

well what if it was a wok....or a frying pan?!!?

well i'm not gonna hire anything from a kitchen, ms. anonymous!

[sofiakolesi22]

i watch this at least 3 times day and quote it to my friend from school who thinks she is black!!!! :)

[jdizzle1120]

i love black women! They're so independant and strong...it's no wonder why more men don't date them.

[ShravBabe]

isnt that darell from can i have your number

[Pianodarling1947]

yup

[mirrorassable]

yep

[MissJONASluver1]

ha ha funny......:)

[sahnie82]

pauses... oh i was hoping my phone would ring LOL

[hezbollah95818]

wow...

[datskaterkidsam3]

askilles. LOL!

[vickeeandaddie]

She's a girl people.

[lovely6620]

sooooo funny

[locozero11]

Oo I remember now, its from the show Balls of steel. the black militant guy. Funny as :D

[locozero11]

nah its not Lenny Henry. As far as i can recall there s this black guy walking in the grass n then he goes just cause im black n walkin in grass u think i smoke weed. sumthin like that.

[locozero11]

ahahaha

whats that other video similar to this one, much more funnier. there's this black guy.

i think its english show.

can anyone recall??

[MrEriq1993]

Lenny Henry maybe?

[longhorn009]

Haha its darrell lmao

[iTwilightOCD]

lmfao!!!

[lgoodwin1220]

please look at my blog and leave comments! its called the world is crazy and is at blog spot . com. It has a section called race card!

[lgoodwin1220]

hi whats up

[sickcrazytwisted]

touches on a serious issue in a light manner.

[aftereight01]

I was hoping my phone would ring...

[WittyDuchess23]

4:20-4:38 is Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. and at the end when he says hes federally obligated to hire a black woman.

[mizzoucowboy]

That was HILARIOUS!!! Wow

[kaveono]

i hate black people they think they can do whatever they want, im not gonna call them the n word but they are a bunch of porch monkies

[LilJazzie11]

3:51 Her eyes, scary. . .

[kaveono]

fuck bitches in the pussy till they bleed

[hannahiscoollikethat]

LMFAO <3

this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen.

[steff101mex]

haha, i don't know my name, what a black can not know her name? IMAO

[Cupidsangel7]

you not going to hire a black woman because she is a SKILLET

[cheree4life]

WHAT? A woman cant be named anonymous?

Is that infact your name?

NO!

[R3dT3aAmp3d]

very funny!

[XXLUVMYD23XX]

this is halarious but i think they discrimenated on african american my friend is

very affensive

[BriLuvzChriSBr3ezy]

lmfaoooo

[sweetyboo6]

what a black women cant be born on H!!

hahahhahahaa!!

[xbbtaddictedx]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[onecentpennyas]

why cause im super man

[onecentpennyas]

a black women can't be born on "H"

[7thehowtoguy7]

can't a black woman be retarded lmao (thats not i the movie

[sweetyboo6]

a skillest a skillest this funny!!! hahaha

lmao!!!

[dOpetasticlybry]

a skillest... LMFAO

[awova2]

hey aint she da black mom from role models ....idk jus sayen stuff but it might be her

[cutiepie12681]

omg that lady is darrell from can i have your number

[nmkemble]

ha ha! she made out with a sandwhich and the end is so funny!

[rachiebaby561]

a black woman cant not be named anonymous?

well is that your name

"NO'

LOL SO FUNNY

[MrHexyguy]

LOL

"A bLACK women Cant be born on a letter"

hahah fuckin funny

[gibson556677]

Can i have your name?

I don't have a name..... What a black women can't have a name called annonomous?

[GASummer]

She's being racist to herself.

[soroushewoosh147]

thank u mr. shoelace! XD!!!

[Chortii2NV]

this shit is funny.

this shit is not racist.

have some sense of humor.

dont take everything up the ass,

[Xxbabygurl129xX]

lol this is so funny

[ZHockey96]

That look on her face at the end was hilarious

[jessxdh]

thts not racist did u not c her race black god! they take piss out of whites 4 fun and no one calls tht racist so ...nah lol x

[eritreanmadea]

YES IT IS HA N SHE WAS FUNNY IN DAT ONE 2

[Mrmikeshelton]

Is this girl the same one who does the "Can I have your number" skits?

[ArashinoLegacy]

yes she is :)

[bitragale]

nicole's hair was awful in this video! i loved her on mad tv though :D

[Carlee1210]

skillet!!! lol!! Bye Mr. Shoelace

[www440]

Why are you pouring a box of breakfast cereal over your head?

What? A black woman can't pour a box of breakfast cereal on her head?

Okay now you're kissing a sandwich

What? A black woman can't make out with a sandwich?

A skillet?

you're not gonna hire a woman because she's a skillet.

Im not gonna hire a skillet no matter what race she is okay?

okay if I was a wok?

Im not gonna hire anything from a kitchen

These two are really funny. lol

[iilyellen]

man woow IM CRACKING UP!

[LeglessKen]

They might as well have had Tyra Banks done this, she acts the same way.

[GirlsSoxRock]

hilarious!!!!!!

[bitragale]

i'm not black but i'm offended

[sunnyahsan1]

racist

[mattmann79]

Its was really funny but i just dont get the Mr. Shoelace part

[minhngoanhien]

Mr. Shoelace?

i don't get it

i was bursting out the whole time, this is too funny

[lrn2playnub]

had potential, started out funny, ended gay

[run4theroses99]

Thank you mr shoelace!

im a skilllest!

[rellik6378]

ya i think that is him

[FatnWild]

It's a woman...she played a guy in 'can I have your number'

[BlueLighter26]

He does look just like that guy!!

[lilamah]

she is that guy. didnt you wonder why "his" voice was so high?

[MACDADDYLATINMONEY]

is that a man or a woman cuz i was watching that skit "can i have your number" and that guy looked exactly like her and had a voice like her

[imdumb123]

yeah it is....but the person who did the "can i have your number" skit is a girl dressed as a guy. lol

[MACDADDYLATINMONEY]

WOW that she does a good guy voice in that skit!!!

[JDay3000]

It's a woman. She wore make up for the Can I have your number skit. :)