Guido Beach

[FuckGayrece]

that pedro guy looks like a pedophile 

[laalfombra221]

I don't know how many IQ points I lost watching this...

[STRELOKx22x]

Keep pressing 8.

[SupraKillas]

lol i remember watching this in 09 not knowing this wasn't a joke and it was real.

[lov2aclr8]

lol Guidos are really like that....

[terminator363]

:facepalm:

[phuturephunk]

I'm so glad this is still up. :D

[uncleblunts5]

dude @ 3:03 is probably the biggest dousche of them all. BTW what man do u know has to TIE his bathing suit? what, was he wearing a thong?

[PeggleJesus]

when Derek Zoolander did it, it was a joke. These people are doing the same thing, but they're serious.

[TAPOUTx1025]

Way too many things to rip on in this video... Im over it i dont know how I ended up here

[MrSammylamigus]

the only slightly decent man in this video is mr John Kupo. Kudos to you sir. As for the best women, i didnt see any kitchens.

[tom3999]

geezes they really are dumb as shit

[515742617000027]

Fuck Guido dumbasses

[515742617000027]

Fuck Guido cunts. Every Guido is a moronic peice of shit and needs to kill themselves

[martijntenbokum]

Jen is a whore 5.53

[boxtickamerica]

it must SUCK to be a guido. Those girls are BUTTERS!

[angeeelsvilma]

make us italians look like a piece of shit...

we are nothing like that :)

[ys1337]

why do they use spray tan if its summer?

[tonythompson118]

Jersey isnt really like that so dont judge people im from Jersey City people arent like that

[angelshadow3593]

the sad part is that first girl looks like my cousin. Im related 2 a guido NNNNOOOOO

[K0K4NE]

stupid americans

[365to173repubsPWNED]

i literally don't think i could achieve an erection with ANY of these women. way too ugly

[Hatinonthehaters]

@365to173repubsPWNED and dont to meantion dumber than....uhh i dunno what.

[kewldude1991]

Are they really this retarded?

[cobfan25]

This does NOT make me proud to be an American -__-

[AgApE010]

IF YOU CLICK THE SNOWFLAKE IT SNOWS!

[KaiL3127]

these people are so dumb im gonna cry

[bostonsportsfan58]

if my mother ever saw me spike my hair and put on orange tanner makeup and a skin-tight t-shirt, she'd say "whats the matter with you? u think a woman would find that attractive? go back upstairs and change your attire before you embarrass yourself."

[bostonsportsfan58]

if my mother ever ran into one of these fools, my mother would tell them IN ITALIAN that they are not italian. thats if these fake idiots even spoke italian. which they dont. real italians do not act like this. they think they are italian. they are not. they are idiots. they give real, respectful italians a bad name. i bet their mothers don't even know how to cook authentic italian food.

[215Dave215]

You think this is bad? Lol. These guys are nothing compared to the guidos in NY.

[TheNightmoose]

wow lol what a buncha fucktards

[Blackpantherstomper1]

Italian is a nigger turned inside out

[valkonbmx]

uuuggghhhhhh WTF?! jersey - fags and whores

[Hatinonthehaters]

GUIDO =

Gay

Uneducated

Incoherent

Dumb (as a bucket of shit)

Obnoxious

[M4rkh0lm]

@Hatinonthehaters

You say gay like it's a bad thing.

[evolbot]

@Hatinonthehaters hey arent u a guido?

[LoSkatesDaily]

@typerl421 was thinking the same thing, then read this and spit monster all over my phone

[liebemintz]

liquid gold > gold.

[atmosphericjubilancy]

death

[Suga509]

Ummm wow

[carteronealgray]

southern and simple, better then uptown and disgraceful. Hollar at me south cack ;)

[tylerl421]

1:51 this guy shops at baby gap

[mystikast]

these guys are losers

[jmar28a]

guy at 0:30 look like taylor lautner on steroids.

[Guerrillablackdog]

5:50 I would have dropped on the floor laughing. And I love how it says, "She handled it with typical Jersey class" HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[Rickyrab]

THIS IS WHY ITALY HAS A DEBT PROBLEM. BUNGA BUNGA

[fuckdahaterzbaby]

Wow just cus your family came here like a 100 years ago doesnt mean your all out Italian my great grandpa was german but I consider my self what I am now mexican american

[iSim0641]

LOL 3:44 fckin drinking a girl cocktail...big guy can't handle real men's beer

[epcot]

@iSim0641 beer sucks

[austinka83]

"Captain, we have the coordinates."

"Searge, send them back to hell."

[qarizmAslan]

u r just jelous, fuckin bastards. im not italian but i would love to have a life like that. smarts have the brain, stupids have the balls. u can try to get the best job - but the bether life this guidos still have .. would be so nice, party, drinking, fucking and sleeping.............

[HiddenCamerasAndMore]

5:51 It's a Jersey thing.

[nicadeathsquad]

The fact that i have 32 people liking my comment and probably about half of them are Italian will understand & agree with my point. If these were french people you wouldn't be saying shit. You have balls calling me a worthless piece of and a brainwashed maggot. If i ever knew you i would skull fuck the shit out of you.I would rather you have speak to me in french than English because your grammar is horrible. You write like a fucking 3 year old!

[RinRyuugu]

Here in Italy, this kind of ppl are just losers.

[Mrstrongisland495]

Guido's are niggers turned inside out

[mrbigdickplaya555]

dese dummmb mofuckas dojnt know any shitz on beinz italians beccuz they just bitches like oda guidos and guidettes cuz they big duuuucheeey azzwholeholes. they gotz looze puzzziez and no dickziez cuz they be btiche. fuckingz dumb italians amedicans cuz they gots no normal behaviors jut tcuz they dumb italians. excuse a my engrish im italian but i gowz up in ethiopia

[TheSleeplessArtist]

Wow the italian side of me is dying of shame

[sciences8]

*off

[chikitabowow]

weird, everyone has the same color as a basketball

[Hatinonthehaters]

I hate Jersey Douchebags (Feel sorry for the Italian folk)

GUIDO =

G-ay

U-neducated

I-coherent

D-umb (as a bucket of shit)

O-bnoxious

[HarrySackthatsme]

what has this world come to...

[redskins1111]

typical yankees; whats worse is they comin down here in Dixie as well!!!!

[africandude1]

Is that dude serious with the popped collar? And how old is that Dino guy, he's going bald, that fool sounds like he going through mid-life crisis.

[libreg]

Wow.... if people want to really make money of these abominations of human beings, they should just put them in a zoo, like proper animals, and pull that jersey shore shit off the air. It's killing our youth.

[Nirvalica]

@libreg This was on mtv years before jersey shore...

[krocialblack]

So is "Guido's" the Italian versions of "Niggers"? Just asking...

[iLLmatic240]

@krocialblack Really dude?

[734deuceMI]

@krocialblack

basically. but guidos take it in, and let it ruin their lives. black people WANT everyone to think niggers is offensive so they can gain certain "advantages" over others. Specially white people. Niggers LOVE the word nigger for that reason. They would never try to banish the word; because they use it against others to gain SOMETHING out of it. I mean look at affirmative action. They use racism to their advantage. Black people NEED the word nigger in their lives.

[krocialblack]

@734deuceMI Oh. Well all I really wanted was a yes or no answer. But I'll take that I guess.

[BlacknesUnforgivable]

@734deuceMI Not really. In reality , whites are unable to coexist peacefully with non whites and on a equitable basis.

Btw, white women benefit the most from Affirmative action

[sackomatik]

Shut up bitch

[Toxiliciousxbish]

To whomever stated pauly d n mike aka the bitchuation is half hispanic..ur so off..they're half italian/half espana meaning they're of spain origin which is located in europe I believe..do some research in geography b4 u pull stuff out of ur ass..jaysus

[XxgoetfacexX]

Guidos, what would we do without them? evolve? prosper? I think both.

[BustDays]

2:23 - 2:39 lol bullshit

[GuppyOdyssey]

Where's Al-Qaeda when you need them?

[GioZakc]

@GuppyOdyssey Haha south park :O

[a09as]

I live in Jersey which is the best state of Jersey. Ehhh WTF!!! Did he really say that haha

[BwsBallarz08]

check out this dudes hairline 2:09

[se7endreams]

douchebag galore.

[Perdoct]

"I had 2 3somes and contracted 4 stds in a week dood" ;o

[spammingnoobs]

These girls are actually ugly

[Picollo30]

oh btw i'm trying to make a video on guido's colognes lol. what do you think they wear? acqua di gio, le male, axe???

[Picollo30]

douchebagsssssssssssssssssssss­sss



[Picollo30]

these guys are aberrations

[DaStampMASTA2]

I WANT HITLER BACK

HE WOULD KICK THEM IN THE ASS!

fucking guidos

[Phantasos25]

@DaStampMASTA2 Fucking guidos? start to learn history idiot, these shity are not italians but half mesitozos or totally mestizos. We are the descendants of the romans, the creators of western civilization, of art and science, this shit is only typical american shit that have nothing to do with Italy. Watch what happened in Florence with these american animals. Stay in your place yankee don't come in Europe.

[cml4456]

CLASSY

[xaber101]

These guys need a good strong dose of CHUCK NORRIS.



[hpd77]

italia ur either w/ us or against us..

[IntergalacticFetus99]

This is horrible. Why do they exist?

[dhub02]

Hitler was a little ahead of his time with his plan of ethnic cleansing...I think we found the perfect ethnicity to cleanse : Douchebagian

[datlancboi018]

Now i know where NOT to go to get females lol

[Shockwawe1994]

guido actually means a pig in our country...

[Euro4life2010]

If you hate this why are you watching it lmfao just saying

[ChewyHighHAD]

So much of north jersey is still like this.

[Ogasso]

Looks like they have a great time though!

[jeffman1900]

these peaple are ur best friends lol

[thatnormalguy9]

Pedro your close to your 30's, get a life for god sakes, and all of you guidos and bitches

[theswedishdude1]

lol if i were an american i would pray that terrorists bombs them

[animaster9]

forcefully sterilizing human beings has never seemed like as good of an idea as it does now.

[italian1413]

fuck these ppl ..im italiano and i hate these wana b pp..viva il duce....

[DrGnockerz]

If only the Super Mario Bros., Goku & Vegeta didn't have children.

[jwmck23]

go do a few more push ups at the gym while i have sex with the smart and STD free bitches out there.

[nicadeathsquad]

I'm Italian and im 15 years old and can actually speak italian,but i have to say this brings me shame. Idiots like this give us bad rep. If i was ever like any of these fuckin losers my old school Italian father would have broken my legs with a baseball bat!

[sciences8]

@nicadeathsquad

I'm Italian too, so don't worry- these guys aren't real Italian. They're a different breed of homosapiens, that are obsessed with hair and muscle. We could easily kill of their entire stock and the human race would continue without a hesitation.

[CroissantOrange]

@nicadeathsquad Yeah, fuck them. And fuck you too for thinking that theses tan machine fodders discredit you in some way. You have the same Italian origin so what? They can't do whatever the fuck they want even though that's stupid just because there's some fucking rule say that each Italian are responsible for the reputation of the whole community? Hypocrite brainwashed little maggot. Grow the fuck up! And fuck you dad too for beating you up just because you do some harmless stupid shit.

[nicadeathsquad]

@CroissantOrange Lets be real right now you took your sorry ass time to write a fuckin essay about me and how i need to grow up. You dont know me and you should shut the fuck up. If you read carefully you illiterate fuck, you can see that i said that my dad would kick my ass if i were like them. How the fuck am i brain washed if i dont want to act like a bunch of fuckin douchebags going to clubs and fuckin chicks with their std infested pussies.

[CroissantOrange]

@nicadeathsquad My english? Now the italian boy wanna talks about english. Maybe you're too fucking dumb to understand. The thing is that you blame other for shaming you because they do what they want proves the fact that you're a worthless piece of shit who can't think outside of the race and nationalistic shit. I don't know nothing about you doesn't mean that I can't fucking telling you what the is right and wrong based on what your15 year old shit ridden mouth let out.

[nicadeathsquad]

@CroissantOrange By the way your grammar is horrible "And fuck you dad too for beating you up" the fact that you are 28 years old arguing with a 15 just makes you look like the dumbest fuck. You fuckin faggot!

[UndergroundStru]

Dino, you didn't blow your knee out. You got a hip replacement you old fuck.

[JakeEvilclown]

Holy cow it's like Meat-head city there! And they think they are smarter than rednecks? That's freakin hilarious! What a bunch of morons.

[dpeasant3]

What the hell is going on in these USA.

[mydogsbiteu]

@dpeasant3 nah we don't want to claim them either, they're Jerzian

[4Reesie]

@mydogsbiteu Jersey doesn't want to claim them either and the sad thing is people don't realize how many good schools are in NJ and how high test scoring is here. They see idiots and then forget that these are clearly people that smarter people wouldn't hangout with so they tend to just group up in all their ignorant bliss.

[tiiggger]

Greast pet peeve? Idk wtf that means. LMFAO man guidos have such a small vocabulary its fucking hilarious I bet if I called one over zealous they wouldn't even know wtf that means either. Fucking idiots

[NinerGreen]

Thank God I'm Southern. 

[CaptAviator]

I guarantee all these idiots tried out for the show Jersey Shore.

[guitarded401]

4:23 this girl sounds exactly like mila kunis. too bad she isn't hot like her tho

[kossistheboss]

that big dude in the beginning works at the Musle Maker Grill in Parsippany. His neck is bigger than my thighs. That dude is massive.

[mcdonn123]

What has the world come to!?

[attardattard]

thank god i'm european

[fenriz218]

@attardattard well, there is an old European saying: "Africa starts south of Rome" ...

[attardattard]

prohibition on hair gel

[willyrusty]

i would bang amy...just sayin

[AlternativeTaco]

15 to 20 min doing hair JAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJ my balls with these lowlifes that all want to be the same

[donof10]

dino is full of shit with his receeding hairline

[fenriz218]

No disrespect to Michael J Fox, but ... why do they all wiggle around as if the had Parkinsons or some other spastic disease?

[raiden233]

I guess thats what happens when The GodFather dies

[assnapkenedd]

My girl told me to kiss her were it smells so I took her to jersey.

[kalibercutz]

Italy must be so happy they shipped these animals to the US.

[bbbbbb222222]

@kalibercutz Uncultured American pig! Italians are not like this. This is the bizarro version the US thinks of Italy. None of these kids are Italian, they are all Americans.

[narsilable]

@bbbbbb222222 well they are/act as italian americans obviously.

[ferrynator15]

@kalibercutz we got turky people there a lot worse...

[Phantasos25]

@kalibercutz They are not italians, they are mixed people, they don't have nothing of italian.

[LilBlitz116]

@Phantasos25 dont try 2 act like theyre not italian.these ppl are all italians looool

[Phantasos25]

@LilBlitz116 Don't try? come to Italy to watch with your eyes. This people are fucking mixed just like every american. Snooki is chilean, paul d is half hispanic and even the situation is half hispanic. Idiot americans

[TheGoogler77]

@kalibercutz AT least they aren't shooting each other like they do in blaCK CLUBS.!!

[grimmss1]

@kalibercutz dont tawk shit about jursey faggit ill tear ya head owf

[MysticDMBherb]

I'm from NY and have been vacationing at the Jersey Shore for 15 years. Disgustingly, this is how most of the people who inhabit the land there act now. It started a few years ago, but now even the non-guidos, just regular residents, are complete douchebags for no reason..

[pokerguy94]

Notice the collar on the douchebag at 1:42

[kryptomanik]

You know, as embarrassing an hilarious these people were, that Cupo guy wasn't so bad. It was just hilarious when he didn't know what a pet peeve was xD

[kryptomanik]

THE BEST STATE IN NEW JEYSEY IS NEW JEYSEY!

[Sheboobellach]

oh yeah

[mizzitaliangirl15]

lol honestly none of these guys were hot....

[xGxShoTHD]

John seems like a nice guy.

[TheCircusReject]

Whelp, faith in humanity's officially dead.

Who wants a baseball bat? I'm going "clubbin'" and everyone's invited.

[XxStonedKillerxX]

@TheCircusReject Sweeet

[Jaydh9008]

I just. I don't even. Why.

[SeriousSam1998]

nice intro

[tha1ne]

the 2nd guy is wearing a suit at the beach.

[Epicraptor1]

GAL O SENGEN

[AGayBaby]

bring back our boys from iraq, send them to new jersey

[AGayBaby]

they are all FUCKING ORANGE

[mrtundra45]

@AGayBaby no they arent. look again

[0Cereal0]

Everyone has a tan :/

[MrKingagoonz]

cant believe baine was a guido _first guy

[afroclamn]

The only solution is to kill all Italian-looking Americans. 'Guidos' are enormous, disgusting enemies to culture. They must be killed.

[Losuol]

And then they go home to work at McDonalds :)

[xXPrime21TimeXx]

.that guy pedro needs to hit up my lawn

[Mrstrongisland01]

What a dumb breed of people. Guido beach should be blown the fuck up

[KinderMerit]

lololol ,i wanna visit that place:D:D

[greyfoxau]

You know if you close your eyes and just listen , they all sound exactly the same .

[Guido69796]

Guidos are the best. ITALY FOREVER!!

[DaG37boy]

@Guido69796 Whats your definition of "best"? Non contributing to society? How many guidos ever make to be a CEO, wealthy entrepreneur, or even a self respecting member of society? Guidos are the exact one that give Americans a bad name and you shouldnt even be allowed into my country.

[machintruc313]

I feel sad that the tsunami happened in Japan and not there. It's hard to believe in God sometimes.

[euroadam82]

faggots.

[deadlydotter]

the world is officially destroyed, no turning back enymore

[jaientenduunevoix726]

Wish that Jersey Shore used these people and got a new cast every season instead of recycling the same...

[blistershot]

So this is how Italians act??  wow they must suck shit

[juggep80]

Southern Italians, some Spaniards and French have these Northern African berber genes. Even Greeks were genetically annihilated when they were under the Ottoman empire. Nowadays many Greeks are subhumans but not all.