Never heard of Mr. Law School. I immediately assume he's some kind of shill simply for voluntarily standing next to "Elegant" Elliot Offen.
This could be the most reputable guy in the world for all I know, but I wouldn't have this guy represent me if he ever stood next to Offen - conceivably, conclusively, or conscientiously.
Elliot Offen has gained weight. No longer slim and fit...right? Got a pot belly...right? Man boobs...right? Pre-diabetic, high glycemic levels in the bloodstream...right? You are "non compos mentis", down syndrome, with irreversible and irretrievable brain damage!
Joe Corsin, the maître d' at the Stage Delicatessen, says Elliot Offen owes him a double sawbuck! That's gangsta talk for $20.....right?
IT'S OFFEN NOT AWFEN CUNTFACE. GET IT RIGHT OR HE'LL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD, BLEEDING LIKE HE DID TO JOSEPH CORSEN AT THE STAGE DELICATESSEN. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
State Case No.: 13-2008-MM-059140-0001-XX Name: OFFEN, ELLIOT Date of Birth: 07/03/1952 Defense Attorney: STEIN, ERIC GUEST/REFUSE LEAVE MISDEMEANOR NOLLE PROS Date Closed: 09/15/2009
Elligant is a f'ing genius. How dare these bushwhacking Latino bell boys ambush him. Who in the hell do they think they are???? It a shame Howie refuses to have him on the show any more. The guy is an incredible talent.
LOL. Elegant Elliott threatened to kill some members of the Howard Stern staff, yet he wants sympathy here. What a mental case.
4thandinches 1 week ago
Addressed me as 'fag' and 'maricon' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RapidAscension1989 1 week ago
Never heard of Mr. Law School. I immediately assume he's some kind of shill simply for voluntarily standing next to "Elegant" Elliot Offen.
This could be the most reputable guy in the world for all I know, but I wouldn't have this guy represent me if he ever stood next to Offen - conceivably, conclusively, or conscientiously.
riiiiiight?!
ralphyetmore 2 weeks ago
Forget the thesaurus.
Lose the word-a-day calendar.
For ample vocabulary, all you need is Elegant.
1010Huey 2 months ago
Love him or hate him this guy is so entertaining.
TheGJuleS 2 months ago
righhtttt
mjccmc82 3 months ago
Elliot Offen has gained weight. No longer slim and fit...right? Got a pot belly...right? Man boobs...right? Pre-diabetic, high glycemic levels in the bloodstream...right? You are "non compos mentis", down syndrome, with irreversible and irretrievable brain damage!
Joe Corsin, the maître d' at the Stage Delicatessen, says Elliot Offen owes him a double sawbuck! That's gangsta talk for $20.....right?
jfq505 3 months ago 4
@jfq505 lol. U should write for him
Thepharcyde4ever 2 months ago
cross dressing loud mouth what a scumbag.
TheZigzach 3 months ago
dam i feel bad for elliot sounds like he got a raw deal. hope he gets every cent.
TheZigzach 3 months ago
IT'S OFFEN NOT AWFEN CUNTFACE. GET IT RIGHT OR HE'LL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD, BLEEDING LIKE HE DID TO JOSEPH CORSEN AT THE STAGE DELICATESSEN. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
littlsuprstr 3 months ago 3
@littlsuprstr ahahahahahaha!
nikkisaysderp 3 months ago
this tool hasn't been associated with the stern show for about 5 years so drop it.
cmichael67 3 months ago
He's no more Howard Stern's than Al Lewis was.
ronson232 3 months ago
King of all synonyms.
smartpeoplewillagree 4 months ago 6
The owners of the Holiday Inn are suffering from carpoces, sarcoma and squamis cell, carsanoma, thats cancer of the cunt riiiight!!!"
zigzagbigbag 4 months ago
omg too jewish
skyler0248 4 months ago
That is one hysterical story. If this really happened in the lobby of a Holiday Inn, how come there is no tape?
faffaflunkie 4 months ago
This is is a miscarriage of justice!
wesjaho 5 months ago
Both of these individuals provide very good illustrations of how utterly sick Jewish psychology is.
michaelasoulin 5 months ago
Love u Elliot!
realbeetlejuice 5 months ago
AS HARD AS IT IS TO ADMIT IT ...... I MISS THIS NUT..........HOWARD GET THIS LUNATIC BACK ON !!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
stryker7x 6 months ago
State Case No.: 13-2008-MM-059140-0001-XX Name: OFFEN, ELLIOT Date of Birth: 07/03/1952 Defense Attorney: STEIN, ERIC GUEST/REFUSE LEAVE MISDEMEANOR NOLLE PROS Date Closed: 09/15/2009
KillHighPitch 6 months ago
Why don't you shove another hairbrush up your ass, faggot!
KillHighPitch 6 months ago
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
bbv001 6 months ago
11 minutes without saying cuntface?! We want gangster talk, riiiiight.
Clausfarre 6 months ago
BACK WITH THE REAL GANGSTA!!!!!!!!!!!
InsaneFameNYC 6 months ago
he's got a case. gl elliot
waka9000 6 months ago
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?!
drkats 6 months ago
Where is Elliot now?
EvilWhiteMale 6 months ago
a nut job and another jew lawyer....i wish natural selection worked faster
domincfh 6 months ago
he looks like the last shit I took RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
JBLAKIE1 6 months ago 2
you can bleed externally or internally, hypochondronial neurosis
rritacca 6 months ago
can any of this be accurate
rritacca 6 months ago
mari cone!!!
brentduncan18 6 months ago
Elligant is a f'ing genius. How dare these bushwhacking Latino bell boys ambush him. Who in the hell do they think they are???? It a shame Howie refuses to have him on the show any more. The guy is an incredible talent.
jmanmango 7 months ago
fag and maricone.....riiiiiiight
TheMierArmy 7 months ago
i would love to see Elegant beat that little trick Howard!!!
jg305 7 months ago
Elliot is great, wish Stern would have him back on.
DGoose33 7 months ago 10
I AM A VIRGIN
SELFproclaimedVIRGIN 7 months ago
@SELFproclaimedVIRGIN stfu faggot
KevinNashiscool 6 months ago
wow he is still alive lol
HajdukSplit88 7 months ago 7
riiiiiiiiiight!
brentduncan18 7 months ago
OMG, huge fan of Howard, This cross dressing version of the cowerdly lion should be beat with the dictionary he uses.
CaseyGoff 7 months ago
Wow, huge props to you for not bursting out loud in uncontrollable laughter.
docpan 7 months ago
I hope Elliot receives justice.
harrybean2006 7 months ago
Gold
rdhayes06 7 months ago