Penises are what really motivated troublemakers, such as Nisa (the namesake for our own intelligence organization) in the Metro Detroit area as well as other stupid friends of hers in the Livonia, MI vicinity into complicating a case into requiring secret intelligence pros to build an underground lair near Nunica, MI on the other side of the state (of which NISA stands for Nunica Institute of Secret Agents) since somebody ended up being committed at a Grand Rapids mental ward.
"I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant..." "DICK, take a look out at starboard" "Omg, it looks like a huge..." "PECKER, wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someone's..." "PRIVATES, we have reports of an U.F.O., it is a long smooth shaft, complete with..." "TWO BALLS, what is that? That looks just like an enormous..." "WANG, pay attention" "I was distracted by this enormous flying..." "WILLIE, what's that?" "Well it looks like a giant..." "JOHNSON"
OMG it looks like a tremendous, PENCIL, anyone got a pencil sharpener, aye dude, what, look , what, my lord i can't figue what that is the sky tho but it looks like a, MAGIC WAND, now whos here to see the magical witch of tales, anyone, oi, huh, jesus christ that just looks like our old mans, CAPTAIN WINKIE, hey sailor im talking to you, yes senior, woah that rocket just look like a great massive, SUMMER SASUAGE, anyone in for a bite, hey mom, dad what ya got cookin, holy shit that looks like a
Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson R in this. them 2 r awesome and they both cum from Texas and so do i, Willie Nelson Cums from Abbot, Texas, Woody Harrellson cums from Midlands, Texas and I cum from Dallas, Texas
"I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant..." "DICK, take a look out at starboard" "Omg, it looks like a huge..." "PECKER, wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someone's..." "PRIVATES, we have reports of an U.F.O., it is a long smooth shaft, complete with..." "TWO BALLS, what is that? That looks just like an enormous..." "WANG, pay attention" "I was distracted by this enormous flying..." "WILLIE, what's that?" "Well it looks like a giant..." "JOHNSON"
@RaianTheFallen lol, ur comment means nothing since my comment was 2 YEARS ago. second, u calling me an asshole when you couldve just ignore my comment makes you the asshole, not me. third, why do u give a damn? i can say watever i want, is this not america? nuff said...
@RaianTheFallen well lets see this as a whole, suck it up man. ppl WILL be annoying and ppl WILL find a way to do it. that's life. there are alternative solutions. ever try suicide? avoid this website completely? watch a DIFFERENT video? yet funny thing is there is another person who does the same thing and im to blame b/c mine was posted first and was rated the highest? why me? huh? why just me and not the other person as well?
ONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
"sir u better take a look at this" "what is it son" " i dunno sir it looks like a giant" "dick! yeah take a look out of starbourd" "omg it looks like A huge" "pecker oh where wait thats not a wood pecker it looks like somones" "PRIVATES we have encountered a long smooth shaft complete with" "2 balls what is that that looks just like an enormous" "wang pay attention i was distracted by that inormous flying" "willy wuts that uh it looks like a giant" "johnson yes sir get on the horn 2 -END
wot
daleroflrofl 1 week ago
YEAH!!!!
Penises are what really motivated troublemakers, such as Nisa (the namesake for our own intelligence organization) in the Metro Detroit area as well as other stupid friends of hers in the Livonia, MI vicinity into complicating a case into requiring secret intelligence pros to build an underground lair near Nunica, MI on the other side of the state (of which NISA stands for Nunica Institute of Secret Agents) since somebody ended up being committed at a Grand Rapids mental ward.
Nunica69 3 months ago
PRIVATES!
smokintheblaze 4 months ago
Really innapropriate for young children!!
Mack7395 5 months ago
I Didn't Know Willie was another word for Penis.
Jessyleppert 6 months ago
@Jessyleppert sure was
jooohnney 6 months ago
It's Ron Howard's Brother.
Jessyleppert 6 months ago
The first one is the best. "But it looks like a giant DICK!"
dfbhcf 7 months ago 3
Epic :D
schwarzfalk 7 months ago
penis
Hittrof 7 months ago
that looks like an enourmous Wang,Pay attention!
I was distracted by that flying Willy,wats that?
Well i looks like an enourmous Johnson
cptprice1001 8 months ago
Its a long smooth shaft complete with..... TWO BALLS!
Jonesyful10 1 year ago
Thank you God for Austin Powers
RollingStoneSour 1 year ago
"I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant..." "DICK, take a look out at starboard" "Omg, it looks like a huge..." "PECKER, wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someone's..." "PRIVATES, we have reports of an U.F.O., it is a long smooth shaft, complete with..." "TWO BALLS, what is that? That looks just like an enormous..." "WANG, pay attention" "I was distracted by this enormous flying..." "WILLIE, what's that?" "Well it looks like a giant..." "JOHNSON"
Thegtamythhunter1 1 year ago
then ozzy osbourne in the other one. "they did the same joke in the last movie" which is this one
zeno711 1 year ago
this is so fucking good!
Krebsmensch2 1 year ago
lol,it looks like a giant...
DJdacri 1 year ago
OMG it looks like a tremendous, PENCIL, anyone got a pencil sharpener, aye dude, what, look , what, my lord i can't figue what that is the sky tho but it looks like a, MAGIC WAND, now whos here to see the magical witch of tales, anyone, oi, huh, jesus christ that just looks like our old mans, CAPTAIN WINKIE, hey sailor im talking to you, yes senior, woah that rocket just look like a great massive, SUMMER SASUAGE, anyone in for a bite, hey mom, dad what ya got cookin, holy shit that looks like a
martyseamusmcfly 1 year ago
This looks similar to the Sattelite scene in Austin Powers Goldmember
Vinzyboy23 1 year ago
@Vinzyboy23 it is its a running gag in every movie
FredLover243 1 year ago
so fucking good !
MrProdam 1 year ago
JOHNSON!
watchingvideos8 1 year ago 2
Willie Nelson:D
anotherguess 1 year ago
Johnson!!
John McCain at 0:51?
Dynamite913 1 year ago
RayWilliamPenis
armidons 1 year ago 9
so the one from the spot before the credits that was funny too
rudorot65 1 year ago
the "wang" one was epic LOL
[considering my last name is wang *facepalms*]
xxRandomAznxx 1 year ago
Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson R in this. them 2 r awesome and they both cum from Texas and so do i, Willie Nelson Cums from Abbot, Texas, Woody Harrellson cums from Midlands, Texas and I cum from Dallas, Texas
sidwilson70 1 year ago
best scene in the movie
TheGalenJavel 1 year ago
LOLOLOL a loong SMOOOTH shaft! complete with--
keithkeith504 1 year ago
LOL one of the best scenes EVER!
CaiqueLover 1 year ago
I like Johnson's hair style.
NickForelli 1 year ago
no you don't.
lovelawnangle 1 year ago
I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant...
Dick. Yeah? Take a look outta starboard. Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Pecker! Oh where? Wait, that's not a woodpecker it looks like someone's...
Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object, it is a long, smooth shaft complete with...
Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous...
Wang, pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying...
Willie, what's that? Well, it looks like a giant...
Johnson. XD
TF2B0NKMASTER 1 year ago
@TF2B0NKMASTER wow thanks for typing the whole fucking video fag
xXCarnageStudiosXx 1 year ago
@xXCarnageStudiosXx
not my fault if some people are deaf.
TF2B0NKMASTER 1 year ago 4
@TF2B0NKMASTER well if they were they wouldn't be on youtube dumbass
xXCarnageStudiosXx 1 year ago
@xXCarnageStudiosXx
i can name 5 people I know who are deaf and are on youtube
TF2B0NKMASTER 1 year ago
@TF2B0NKMASTER congratulations
xXCarnageStudiosXx 1 year ago
@xXCarnageStudiosXx
i dont need your congrats, i know it's awsome
TF2B0NKMASTER 1 year ago
i laugh at a person with the name johnson XDD
NarutorRasengan 1 year ago
The funniest part of the whole movie!
pragzter 1 year ago
TWO BALLS! ROFL
stabber63 1 year ago
God this was F**king bad And I mean BAD
SliverSawblade 1 year ago
I've never heard anyone call it a "Pecker" o_O
Cesariono 1 year ago
LOOKS LIKE A GIANT DICK
MoralOrel 1 year ago
GIANT DICK!
sky10197 1 year ago
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TWO BALLS!!!!! WHAT ?
That looks just like an enormous WANG! PAY ATTENTION! i was distracted by that flying Willy!
SUPERrrCHRIS 1 year ago
lmao
TheFreakOnALeash9991 1 year ago
This is very well edited for the intended comedy effect. Heh heh!!!
Admiral8Q 1 year ago
this is frigging hillrious
TrueForlornhope 1 year ago
Mike Myers did such a good job writing this part switchin' from scene to scene. I can't stop laughing.
asaltadorable 2 years ago 5
PERFECT. XD
1989bc 2 years ago
it looks like someone's PRIVATES!!!
OriginalUsername22 2 years ago
That looks just like an enormous WANG! PAY ATTENTION! i was distracted by that flying Willy!
boris417 2 years ago 21
@boris417 What's that? It looks like a giant JOHNSON!
newyy1 3 months ago
pecker! oh where! wait, thats not a woodpecker it looks like someones PRIVATES
HelloNewYorkCity 2 years ago 2
TWO BALLS!!!!!
what's that?
jajajaja
Akademiko 2 years ago
JOHNSON !! hahahahaha
Hiphopesh 2 years ago
2 BALLS!
jammedfinga 2 years ago
OMG... so funny, me and my mate at school can't stop laughing
RandomMaxandSam1 2 years ago
Whats funny NASA's Ares rockets actually look remarkably phallic.
Membrane556 2 years ago
No, what's funny is this video, just because something is round and thinner than it is long, doesn't mean it looks like a penis.
rich8642 1 year ago
It looks like a giant.... Dick!
xXKacapsXx 2 years ago 4
thats not a woodpecker it looks like someone's PRIVATES!!
ghidorah5464 2 years ago 5
It has a long smooth shaft complete with 2 BALLS!
maxX10114 2 years ago 2
nah, that looks like an enormous WANG!
SuperDawgE 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHA ITS A GIANT..... DICK!
JewelBelle09 2 years ago
why every one is name auother name for the middle stuff
troytroy234 2 years ago
IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT...DICK!
letskate101 2 years ago
PRIVATES!!!
lordilujah 2 years ago
oh my god it looks like a PECKER!!!!
LOLOLlololLOLOL
fatty122 2 years ago
That looks just like an enormous.....Wang, pay attension!
HAHAHA!
Hokieman101 2 years ago 43
LOL, my teacher's name is mr. johnson and it cracked me up everytime i heard that name! XD
NarutorRasengan 2 years ago
haha thats so funny. LOL
Th3yCaLLM3M0nK3y 2 years ago 2
lmfias
hollyseville 2 years ago
lol
sasukejin3 2 years ago
It's looks like someone's... PRIVATES!!! Lmfao best bit of the whole scene.
JoesGaming 2 years ago 2
"It looks like a giant.....DICK!!!" lol
pisces38 2 years ago 3
I figured
Thanks ^^
charlycano90 2 years ago
Dude, "Johnson" is just another slang term for your "privates", "wang", and "dick". They all mean the same thing.
dannyboy008 2 years ago 4
I didnt understand the last one, why is "Johnsen" funny? ?.?
(i speak spanish as first language, so i might lose some jokes like that xD) would somebody explain? T.T
charlycano90 2 years ago
that looks like a giant JOHNSEN XD
loved that line the most
BosnaDiamond 2 years ago 2
Lol!!!!! that was funny!! I loves that movie its soo funny :P
Inuyasharules28jjj 2 years ago
PRIVATES!:D
KRATOSRETURNSv2 2 years ago 3
what are chances thateach one is happening right now?
kawikatube 2 years ago
50/50 chance it ether will or it wont
PureMetalMusic 2 years ago
mike myers is a genius.
CNorrisBiggestFan 2 years ago 3
lolol
ppsh1234567890 2 years ago
lol WANG pay attention best scene ever
mealsonwheels111 2 years ago 3
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fastrider45 2 years ago
It looks like a giant penis with two big balls.
decepticonboy 2 years ago 2
A GIANT JOHNSON! lol
FlameSurfer991 2 years ago 3
"Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-"
"PRIVATES!"
My favourite scene from the best Austin Powers movie EVAR!
Akriloth2160 2 years ago 4
pecker who where what thats not a wood pecker
knifeman127 2 years ago
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what the hell? why wont they say what it is?? stupid video and movie
AnonHateMachine 2 years ago
thats the joke you idiot
dhruv494 2 years ago 4
8===Þ
is flying
hentaiemperor69 2 years ago 7
lol nice and btw i LOVE your name
Rosy2468 2 years ago
ITS A LONG SMOOTH SHAFT!
strongmage80 2 years ago 6
COMPLETE WITH 2 BALLS!
strongmage80 2 years ago 5
"I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant..." "DICK, take a look out at starboard" "Omg, it looks like a huge..." "PECKER, wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someone's..." "PRIVATES, we have reports of an U.F.O., it is a long smooth shaft, complete with..." "TWO BALLS, what is that? That looks just like an enormous..." "WANG, pay attention" "I was distracted by this enormous flying..." "WILLIE, what's that?" "Well it looks like a giant..." "JOHNSON"
NarutorRasengan 2 years ago 84
wow why did you waste your time typing out the who
le video?
ericmarshall19 2 years ago
ok...does ny1 care about what ur comment was and that was like 6 MONTHS ago dude.
NarutorRasengan 2 years ago 2
@NarutorRasengan yes that is exactly what everyone just fucking watched
MovieRazor123 1 year ago 2
@NarutorRasengan Way to quote the video, asshole.
RaianTheFallen 9 months ago
@RaianTheFallen lol, ur comment means nothing since my comment was 2 YEARS ago. second, u calling me an asshole when you couldve just ignore my comment makes you the asshole, not me. third, why do u give a damn? i can say watever i want, is this not america? nuff said...
NarutorRasengan 9 months ago
@NarutorRasengan lawl, umad?
RaianTheFallen 9 months ago
@RaianTheFallen the world is cruel, but i believe that we should forgive and forget. i forgive you and i will forget this convo from ever existing.
NarutorRasengan 9 months ago
@NarutorRasengan Well, tbh, I don't forgive your annoying comment :3
RaianTheFallen 9 months ago
@RaianTheFallen well lets see this as a whole, suck it up man. ppl WILL be annoying and ppl WILL find a way to do it. that's life. there are alternative solutions. ever try suicide? avoid this website completely? watch a DIFFERENT video? yet funny thing is there is another person who does the same thing and im to blame b/c mine was posted first and was rated the highest? why me? huh? why just me and not the other person as well?
NarutorRasengan 9 months ago
@NarutorRasengan Jeeze, you're kind of a bitch... ignored and blocked. Enjoy your annoying personality. :3
RaianTheFallen 9 months ago
@RaianTheFallen well looks like we CAN agree on something. have a nice day and dont forget to write back.
NarutorRasengan 9 months ago
Wang, pay attention... lmao
Johnson, yes sir...
avid00gamer 2 years ago
0.54 WTF Mc Cain???!
UnforsakenXII 2 years ago
yes it does look like a giant 8===D
wg5409 2 years ago
WANG PAY ATTENTION I was distracted by that enormous flying Willy! LOL
hotcoco7946 2 years ago
"WANG! pay attention!" XDDD
wakeupdead 2 years ago 6
lol they put more scenes of these on the r rated version : P
tylermcki44 3 years ago
lol willie nelson!!!
tylermcki44 3 years ago
Watched the movie yesterday---loved this part!!!
KITtheone 3 years ago 4
LMAO THIS IS SO GREAT! It does look like a penis.
MCRmasterNLG 3 years ago 4
>>>8==D
My god it looks like a giant...DICK! lol.
rysnyper50002 3 years ago 5
HAHAAHAH
thats so great XD
answer19931907 3 years ago
WTFFFFFFFFF LOLz
chaelcorp 3 years ago
"PECKER!"
"Oh where?"
HAHAHAHA
JGTMTE 3 years ago 5
lol this is halarious!
rockstar1548 3 years ago 3
wang! lol
alexzeegreat 3 years ago 3
LAWL
these scenes i think r the best from the movies...
gshnoozer2 3 years ago
I was distracted, by that enormous flying--
WILLIE
that70sguy2000 3 years ago 2
lol
Kalaea 3 years ago
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Doesn't anyone want to point out that Woody Harrelson was only NINE YEARS OLD IN 1969?!?
GeronKizan 3 years ago
Wait that's in the OTHER sequence.
GeronKizan 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!
HAYD0CK 3 years ago
the JOHNSON part always cracks me up !
K3VxMAC 3 years ago 9
It looks like an enormous---WANG!
ronzobobaka 3 years ago 2
LOL! It's a long smooth shaft complete with... 2 balls!
JasonThachFtw 3 years ago 8
LOL
simonsclass 3 years ago 3
well... it looks like a giant... johnson... yes sir
xXLiQUiDiCEXx77 3 years ago 4
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20F here alone and bored and horny
umm ok gc
Huzaik 3 years ago
LOL THATS HILARIOUS
RumbleFighterKing081 3 years ago 3
that looks like my husbands... ONE EYED MONSTER, come and see the one eyed monster
rofl
stewiegriffin987 3 years ago 6
ha ha
MagicFishies 3 years ago
lol
TriforceZeldaSheiky 3 years ago
at this rate, i don't think we'll ever find out what that rocket looks like.
TieLandProductions 3 years ago
That looks like a huge...DICK! And look like someones.... PRIVATES!!! LOL!! I wan laugh like hell
tootloe81 3 years ago 2
It Looks Like A Giant... DICK!!!! ROFL
mwhouston00 3 years ago 2
WANG PAY ATTENTION!
BoneThugzNHarmony 3 years ago 5
"it looks like a giant...DICK!" hahahahhahaha
demigrl21 3 years ago 5
"Privates we have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long smooth shaft, complete with...2 balls!" Lol
th3trueking 3 years ago 11
XD thats hilarious
Luffys1girl 3 years ago 2
privates!
angeldeeva 3 years ago
That could of been a great you tube poop
Meangirl555555 3 years ago
ZOMFG this is soo funny xD
Crusader83457 3 years ago 2
LOL "WANG! PAY ATTENTION!" LOLOLOL!!
Deathofblades 3 years ago 6
Hahahaha! Greatest part!!!
kyo2590 3 years ago
LOL "That looks just like an enormous, WANG! PAY ATTENTION!" LOLOL LMAO LMAO ROFL
Deathofblades 3 years ago 2
"TWO BALLS!"
LeonardolsraeI 3 years ago
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ONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
zekefujita 3 years ago
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that last part where he says it looks like a giant johnson totaly kills it not funny at all
simonandsnow 3 years ago
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what the fuck is a johnson?
simonandsnow 3 years ago
On the tv version, "Dick" was edited to Peter.
footup7342 3 years ago
wait thats not a pecker it looks like somebody's PRIVATES!
serrulius 3 years ago 3
austin powers is da man lol this is the funniest part ever
baldvsevil 3 years ago 2
i love how Austin Powers' movies do that!!
ChiliPepperHot 3 years ago 5
LMMFAO
RumbleFighterKing081 3 years ago
just plain brilliant
jackhammer08 3 years ago 3
LOL!!
747Dude7477 3 years ago
rofl one of the funniest scenes in the movie
Ani0bli0yazaki 3 years ago
party12311 3 years ago 5
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!XD
lightningbolt17 3 years ago
Umpire. 2 balls.
Teacher: WANG PAY ATTENTION.
WANG:I was distracted by this enmormous flying-.
INDLIS 3 years ago
"WANG! pay attention."
CannibalShadow 3 years ago
i was just about to post that! too funny!!
bongstoner420 3 years ago
ROFLROFLROFLROFL
nessaSTFU 3 years ago
-I dont know sir, but it looks like a giant...
-Dick!!!
LOL!
sephiroth009 3 years ago
"PRIVATES!"
lol I damn near died with laughter.
bexmoviefreak 3 years ago 3
What is that? That looks like an enormous...
WANG!... Pay attention! LMFAO!!!
kyo2590 3 years ago 3
lol
Steel3rsrule 3 years ago
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
thfp1013 3 years ago 2