the commandment not to take the Lord's name in vain, in Hebrew, is, "you shall not carry the name of the Lord your God for evil" which many Jewish commentators, ancient and modern, say means you cannot invoke God to do bad stuff to others, you cannot use God as an excuse to do harm; has nothing to do with cussing
intrestingly enught sweden has a more faith oriented flora of curse words... where as many other cultures have cureswords conserened with bodily fucntions and sex.
though of coarse we do have the obligatory crap eqivilent....
i firmly belive any carbon based life form capable of comunication and advanced inteligence will have a excriment related swearword
swearing as morality is very interesting. I suppose if one is validating deception, oppression, brutality, and all the other crap that come in the luggage of religious supremacy, you need to move morality away from the things that matter, and into the realm of 'dirty' words, sex, clothing, etc.
As for the Bible, Paul actually talks about not using foul language in one of the epistles, but that's as specific as it gets. But "not taking the Lord's name in vain" has nothing to do with "Goddammit". That refers to the NAME of the god: Yahweh/Jehovah. Not the title ("God"). So no one really breaks that commandment anyway.
"God" is a word in the English language meaning deity; it's not anyone's name. The reason Christians will say "I believe in God," is because you're not supposed to say Yahweh/Jehova outside of prayer. The problem is that they've gotten so used to this practice that they now insist that the noun god is his name.
"Fuck" is a fantastic word to teach to non-native English speakers because of the minute differences in meaning when placed at different points in a sentence.
Example:
1) What are you *fucking* doing in my bed?
2) What are you doing *fucking* in my bed?
Veeeeeery different :)
Plus, it's one of the few words that can be an "interposition" (i.e. un-fucking-believable) Geeky English teacher moment done. :P
To be honest, I swear in my every day speech. It's not always for vulgar intent, in fact it usually isn't, but just used to emphasize certain points, or to highlight certain sections. To cuss is nothing. It is honestly just a word. It's the intent that you put behind the words that matters.
Everything is considered to be a vulgar phrase. You cannot even say "go suck it" without your intent being questioned.
One might simply be handing out ice cubes on hot days, sucking on something cold is very soothing when it's over ninety degress and you're in downtown Philadelphia.
"especially those of you who are under 18..." hehehe. Cunting great video Keith! My personal favourite swear-word (we don't say "cussing" in the UK) that I use a lot I have to say is "Jesusfuck!" - love how offensive it is for some people.
Yeah you're right, Keith, I think I'll just stick to the safe stuff! lol It's always enlightening to see your videos, I saw your live stuff months and months ago and really dig your work.
I heard an anecdotal story (reportedly from the news) about a police officer here in Australia who arrested a civilian for wearing a shirt thar said "Jesus is a cunt."
Ahahahahaa, America has this really puritan attitude at times, alcohol is BAD, swearing is BAD, godlessness is BAD. I'm under 18 but I'm also British, so I've been brought up with amazing words like bollocks, arse and bloody hell. Swears are awesome, most young Americans are gonna see right through this conservative crap, I hope. You don't tell people what they can and can't say.
Who's the cunt who says that the Bible doesn't fucking say shit about cussing?
Two passages in the New Testament come to mind: Ephesians 5:4 and Colossians 3:8
"But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. " - Ephesians 5:3-4
You'll notice that that one also appears to prohibit comedy.
Well, yeah, it doesn't specify which words are "filthy". I'd guess that it's assumed the audience knows which words are the "bad" ones. That's a cultural thing, of course.
If you know anyone from Quebec, ask them about French Canadian swear words. They're nearly all religious terms, which I've always thought was kind of cool. For example, look up "tabernac".
"But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth." - Colossians 3:8
As if it's not bad enough that they're prohibiting "filthy communication" and comedy, now they're even against blasphemy, which is one of my very favourite things. Fuckers.
Goddamn I'm tired of this shit. I guess I should be thankful I grew up in New Jersey; I can count on one hand the number of times some prudish prick objected to my choice of words.
Side note about the "name in vain" business: I'm no biblical scholar, but technically isn't his name Yahweh (YHWH)? God is a title/descriptive noun, like "Mister" or "Doctor" or "Father". When he says "I am the Lord thy God" doesn't he mean that God is what he is, not what he's called? Or am I off-base here?
We're in the middle of the worst recession / depression / economic slowdown since the 1930s. Your State Reps even have an opinion on something else that they feel is worth sharing? WTF!!!!!
Did you notice that this is first time he has cussed? If you bring up some esoteric bullshit example of him cussing once to make his point and to prove me wrong then FUCK YOU !!
What the fuck! It's my fucking birthday. My birthday is the last day of "no cuss week" this is such motherfucking shitty ass bullshit! I feel fucking defiled!
Techinically, I think your birthday is on the first day of the week following no cuss week, which is now deemed Cuss A Fucking Cunt-load Week. Congrats.
My b-day was the 5th. I'm right in the thick of it.
I'm not sure why exactly, but in my mind 'Pussy' is a cute pluperfect description of that particular organ, whilst 'Cunt' is a vile, derogatory term for the exact same thing.
As Robin Williams said that, like a cat, "Pussy implies affection, but you gotta work for it."
Hmm, it's my experience that there's always one extroverted twin and one introverted twin. I'd go with the more introverted twin, because she's probably the secret freak! Either that or get them drunk and see if they'd go three-way!
Yes. Here's another example: which sounds better? To "Cuddle" with your significant other, or to "Snuggle" with your significant other? Personally, I prefer snuggle. It sounds more like the prelude to sex; probably because it starts with S.
I'm about to pass out from exhaustion so, nighty-night...ZZZZ
I have to take issue with your use of the "c-word" You called it "King Cunt." I'm sorry, I believe that should be "Queen Cunt," in keeping with cunt's femininity.
If you want to proclaim any genitalia as royalty (and that's actually an insult to genitalia everywhere) it would be proper to exclaim "King Cock."
So, there, two royal "c-words": King Cock and Queen Cunt. (Most of the time, it's a pretty messy relationship.)
I think that I might possibly agree with you in the sense that language often does often differentiate(gramatically)between masculine and Feminine(and swearing is a hugely significant part of language after all!)
I could never quite work out the general masculine feminine thing with other languages myself but your example actually appears to make some sense!
OH and as irony would again have it,over here in England Cunt is a word that is usually used against men(where as in the good old U.S. of A. it tends to be predominantly directed at females.
Fear of cussing is the most fucking ridiculous thing I've ever heard -- and a no-cuss week is indeed bullshit. For the reasons you mentioned, as well as -- well, really, which cunt decided/decides which word is shit and which isn't? Sounds a bit arbitrary to me.
Hello Keithy!(hope all's well with you and yours dude!)
On the subject of "Cussing"I just thought I would quickly mention that when I lived in Scandinavia(a very sexually relaxed region of our blessed planet)some of their most offensive"cuss"words were not sexual in nature(unlike the ones we tend to favour both here in England and the U.S.)
They were in fact very religious in nature(Go to Hell is a biggy in Norway!)
I think this may tend to reflect a certain sexual repression here in the west.
That said,I love a good bit of"cussing"(when timed right and done with a bit of twisted finesse.)
My father(who is Irish)would actually give me and my brothers a hefty slap if we ever dared to use such"Curse"words,whilst(without the slightest hint of irony)uttering stuff like:-
"Stop yer FOCKING SWEARING ya foul mouthed little FOCKIN CUNTS"
Yep my dad had a wonderful way with words(the Irish are legendary "Cussers"!)
Cussing(when used correctly)can be a wonderful SHITTY CUNT BOLLOCKS thing!
Yes, there are many, many words that can make me feel much worse than the ones considered inappropriate to say. Someone can say "I want you to die" on television, but if they say " I want you to FUCKING die", then it's inappropriate. lol It should be enough that they aren't allowed to show actual fucking on television. :oP
And the only reason they hold emotional responses to us is because we were brought up in a culture with this language to think they were "bad words" I'm glad you brought up Carlin in this. Awesome fun stuff yeah.
Taking the lords name in vein is completely redundant. It has nothing to do with god damn, or what not. It's very specific.... Vein,..Vanity., do not be vein in your faith. Your not better than the man next to you because you believe in a different invisible man than he does.
Oh, I did want to say one more thing....CARLIN! CARLIN! CARLIN!
Have you figured out yet what the 2nd commandment means? Don't take the Lord's name in vain? They don't even tell you what the lord's name is! (you can use that in your tour) And believe me I've been reading up on Genesis to try 'n find out. "And he praised the LORD's name" etc. - no name!
Is it bad to say "God is Great!"? Is it bad to translate that into Arabic, making "Allahu Akhbar!"?
I'm fucking positive we could come up with a better week than this bullshit one. How about responsible parenting week? Or a listen to your constituents week?
I call a girl a cunt, and all the sudden it's sexist?
I hate these stupid arbitrary rules for this shit. Dammit, the stupid arbitrary rules for grammar (I took high school German, and say what you want about the language, once you've got the rules down, you won't be harassed by billions of exceptions) piss me off.
Truthfully, I think that's the most of those words I've said in one sentence this year. Thank you "No Cuss Week"!
You can say pussy because that means vagina, cunt means a shitty woman. In the West you are NOT allowed to criticize women. Come on K! We've had this conversation. :)
Fuck "No Cuss Week"! This IS a bunch of bullshit, 1st Amendment for the WIN!
"This IS a bunch of bullshit, 1st Amendment for the WIN!"
It's not really against the first amendment, so at best it's just a proclamation about "Hey, maybe we should not use these words so much...", which actually makes it worse since they're wasting time better spent on other things.
Yes, I understand your position, and also, that proclamations have no force of law, however, shouldn't we steer as clear as we can from any government body even suggesting that speech be curtailed in any way? To me, it just seems like the journey from things of this sort to fascism is VERY short indeed. And, in honor of No Cuss Week: asshole, cumfart, assfuck, shitface, cuntdrip, cockcheese, tits, MORE tits, BIG tits, hooray for TITS!
"shouldn't we steer as clear as we can from any government body even suggesting that speech be curtailed in any way?"
And if this is truly your goal, then there are still more important things to fight than a broad declaration with absolutely no merit, that I'm sure a lot of people will never even hear about (I sure as hell didn't).
Ignored problems spread like a fungus. I wish it weren't that way; C'est la gal. Were I God: Justice would reign, disease would afflict only the wicked, disaster would claim only the evil, youth would be not fleeting, death would come only by choice, none would want, and all boobs would be big. But I'm not, so we have to be wary, and shine light into every little corner, lest there fester evil. Oh and....uh...Creationists are the fuckiest bunch of fucking fucks to ever get fucked!
But again, this doesn't require all that much attention. The video itself was about all that should have been said on the topic, as far as "free-speech" is concerned.
Now, the topic of "why the fuck these words?" can go on and on.
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davmab11 1 year ago
dirty cuntflap is a fun one.
also cumdumpster.
IIIIFile13IIII 1 year ago
the commandment not to take the Lord's name in vain, in Hebrew, is, "you shall not carry the name of the Lord your God for evil" which many Jewish commentators, ancient and modern, say means you cannot invoke God to do bad stuff to others, you cannot use God as an excuse to do harm; has nothing to do with cussing
StarTrekLivz 1 year ago
intrestingly enught sweden has a more faith oriented flora of curse words... where as many other cultures have cureswords conserened with bodily fucntions and sex.
though of coarse we do have the obligatory crap eqivilent....
i firmly belive any carbon based life form capable of comunication and advanced inteligence will have a excriment related swearword
ZerqTM 1 year ago
My favorite cussing from Nat Lamp's 'Lemmings': Damn the fucking crap shit fuck! Fuck shit fuckfuckfuck shit!
2007regis 1 year ago
Bullshit :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
sambudwiser 2 years ago
swearing as morality is very interesting. I suppose if one is validating deception, oppression, brutality, and all the other crap that come in the luggage of religious supremacy, you need to move morality away from the things that matter, and into the realm of 'dirty' words, sex, clothing, etc.
yubarraboo 2 years ago
I recomend a documentary about the word fuck... it was pretty good....
pamorale 2 years ago
As for the Bible, Paul actually talks about not using foul language in one of the epistles, but that's as specific as it gets. But "not taking the Lord's name in vain" has nothing to do with "Goddammit". That refers to the NAME of the god: Yahweh/Jehovah. Not the title ("God"). So no one really breaks that commandment anyway.
Just a useless factoid. :P
prolefeedprocessor 2 years ago
Does paul talk about words being bad or about saying foul things?
klfly 2 years ago
I can't remember. I wish I could track down that verse, but I remember it was pretty vague.
prolefeedprocessor 2 years ago
Yahwehdammit.
redice1024 1 year ago
Nice. :)
prolefeedprocessor 1 year ago
The fact that we treat these words as such a bad thing is the only reason they're considered bad. It's a self-propagating system.
People allow themselves to be offended by these words and it's rediculous. That's why I go out of my way to have such vulger language.
If people would simply not allow themselves to be affected by such a word then they wouldn't be offensive anymore.
But then again if these words didn't offend people that might take some of the fun out of saying them. :)
BeekersSqueakers 2 years ago
"God" is a word in the English language meaning deity; it's not anyone's name. The reason Christians will say "I believe in God," is because you're not supposed to say Yahweh/Jehova outside of prayer. The problem is that they've gotten so used to this practice that they now insist that the noun god is his name.
ObsidianStray 2 years ago
No Cuss Week?
Fuck I lost.
Mathenaut 2 years ago
"Fuck" is a fantastic word to teach to non-native English speakers because of the minute differences in meaning when placed at different points in a sentence.
Example:
1) What are you *fucking* doing in my bed?
2) What are you doing *fucking* in my bed?
Veeeeeery different :)
Plus, it's one of the few words that can be an "interposition" (i.e. un-fucking-believable) Geeky English teacher moment done. :P
BornWithoutReligion 2 years ago
To be honest, I swear in my every day speech. It's not always for vulgar intent, in fact it usually isn't, but just used to emphasize certain points, or to highlight certain sections. To cuss is nothing. It is honestly just a word. It's the intent that you put behind the words that matters.
Masterkavi 2 years ago
Everyone needs to post copies of the clip from South Park:
"What's that matter? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!"
"How would you like to go see the school counselor?!"
"How would you like to suck my balls?!"
Gaawachan 2 years ago
Everything is considered to be a vulgar phrase. You cannot even say "go suck it" without your intent being questioned.
One might simply be handing out ice cubes on hot days, sucking on something cold is very soothing when it's over ninety degress and you're in downtown Philadelphia.
Alfcpy 2 years ago
Awesome vid. Always entertaining and full of great points
theJamesWilliams 2 years ago
Great job. Can I get an "A fucking men!"
Mistic283 2 years ago
@Mistic283 A Fucking Men!
klfly 2 years ago
I was banned pretty much banned permanently from a chatroom for saying, "Fuck Jesus Christ."
puellanivis 2 years ago
"especially those of you who are under 18..." hehehe. Cunting great video Keith! My personal favourite swear-word (we don't say "cussing" in the UK) that I use a lot I have to say is "Jesusfuck!" - love how offensive it is for some people.
cailleacbhuer 2 years ago
No cuss words, my ass! Whatever those assholes are smokin, Keith, I want some!
garydupuis 2 years ago 2
@garydupuis Don't smoke that! It's probably what made them assholes!
klfly 2 years ago
Yeah you're right, Keith, I think I'll just stick to the safe stuff! lol It's always enlightening to see your videos, I saw your live stuff months and months ago and really dig your work.
garydupuis 2 years ago
Damn skippy, Keith!
Also, fuck the fucking fuckers... and yeah, I am kind of bored with it. : /
Britt3x3 2 years ago 2
fuck fuckidy fuck =D
PhaTboyBLIIM 2 years ago 2
No SHIT!
sheppaul 2 years ago 2
Cuss in Hebrew means Pussy. :>
66LordofLight66 2 years ago 3
LOL is that for TRUE?
No pussy week NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
natmanprime 2 years ago
I heard an anecdotal story (reportedly from the news) about a police officer here in Australia who arrested a civilian for wearing a shirt thar said "Jesus is a cunt."
PostalTubeAlex 2 years ago
@PostalTubeAlex Google that phrase and Australia. You'll find lots of interesting articles about the arrest. Thanks.
klfly 2 years ago
Ahahahahaa, America has this really puritan attitude at times, alcohol is BAD, swearing is BAD, godlessness is BAD. I'm under 18 but I'm also British, so I've been brought up with amazing words like bollocks, arse and bloody hell. Swears are awesome, most young Americans are gonna see right through this conservative crap, I hope. You don't tell people what they can and can't say.
Xinadium 2 years ago
damn thats some funny shit
Krogoth04 2 years ago
Who's the cunt who says that the Bible doesn't fucking say shit about cussing?
Two passages in the New Testament come to mind: Ephesians 5:4 and Colossians 3:8
"But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. " - Ephesians 5:3-4
You'll notice that that one also appears to prohibit comedy.
NoDeity 2 years ago
I don't see anything in that quote saying that some words are bad and others are good.
Foolish talking can certainly be done without cuss words, just watch an episode of The 700 Club.
klfly 2 years ago
Well, yeah, it doesn't specify which words are "filthy". I'd guess that it's assumed the audience knows which words are the "bad" ones. That's a cultural thing, of course.
If you know anyone from Quebec, ask them about French Canadian swear words. They're nearly all religious terms, which I've always thought was kind of cool. For example, look up "tabernac".
NoDeity 2 years ago
"But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth." - Colossians 3:8
As if it's not bad enough that they're prohibiting "filthy communication" and comedy, now they're even against blasphemy, which is one of my very favourite things. Fuckers.
NoDeity 2 years ago
Again, this would seem to be more about what you're saying with your words, not about specific words.
klfly 2 years ago
That's a stupid fucking idea.
TravisMorien 2 years ago
We should make it cussing like fucking crazy week and tell the government to do their fucking actual job. >.>
MistressArte 2 years ago
Absolutely.
klfly 2 years ago
Fuck, shit, damn, cunt, pussy!
NapalmXD 2 years ago
goddamn Beast
Tommy3251 2 years ago
FUCKING AWESOME!
...goddammit.
KriimIanga 2 years ago
Goddamn, your intro music fucking ROCKS!
braeduin 2 years ago
Henrik Jakobsson composed and performed it, just for me. He has done music for big time movies like Transformers 2, and he is absolutely amazing.
klfly 2 years ago
Goddamn I'm tired of this shit. I guess I should be thankful I grew up in New Jersey; I can count on one hand the number of times some prudish prick objected to my choice of words.
Side note about the "name in vain" business: I'm no biblical scholar, but technically isn't his name Yahweh (YHWH)? God is a title/descriptive noun, like "Mister" or "Doctor" or "Father". When he says "I am the Lord thy God" doesn't he mean that God is what he is, not what he's called? Or am I off-base here?
wrongheadedfool 2 years ago
Fuckin-A Bro!
germanninja101 2 years ago 2
Fucking brilliant!
uudfourty 2 years ago
I love that they do that.
Excellent.
That's what makes those words what they are.
If people stopped being offended by them then they'd lose all their power...
I like that some little cunt wants to stop the words and a big load of fucking Politian twats went along with it. Perfect!
Let's go find them and ass fuck the lot of them into doing the same thing next year please...
Fucking idiots!
RodHullIOnceWasHim 2 years ago
We're in the middle of the worst recession / depression / economic slowdown since the 1930s. Your State Reps even have an opinion on something else that they feel is worth sharing? WTF!!!!!
Did you notice that this is first time he has cussed? If you bring up some esoteric bullshit example of him cussing once to make his point and to prove me wrong then FUCK YOU !!
FiftyShekels 2 years ago
Ha ha, I don't cuss much on these videos. I did cuss while talking about The Pope once, it was called for. :D
I cuss a lot on stage, especially if I'm nervous.
klfly 2 years ago
This was a fucking great video!!!
ZachValkyrie 2 years ago
What the fuck! It's my fucking birthday. My birthday is the last day of "no cuss week" this is such motherfucking shitty ass bullshit! I feel fucking defiled!
spiltmilkhotel 2 years ago
Techinically, I think your birthday is on the first day of the week following no cuss week, which is now deemed Cuss A Fucking Cunt-load Week. Congrats.
My b-day was the 5th. I'm right in the thick of it.
klfly 2 years ago
You can say Goddamn on TV
johncrab67 2 years ago
man, really fucking entertaining this week, like allways! keep being awesome... you fucker.
Yanoss1313 2 years ago
Thanks! :D
klfly 2 years ago
I'm loving this church! Keith ftw!
silo123 2 years ago
Ha. This reminds me of teachers that despise the use of "shut up" in their class room. lol. I took to saying "shut it!"
yoursenileaunt 2 years ago
Is 'cuss' an uniquely US word? I only ever hear it on US TV.
I think the word cuss says more about swearing than the swear words.
Cuss is to swearing as Crap is to shit.
O2BSoLucky 2 years ago
@O2BSoLukcy: your half right, 'cuss' is a US specific colloquialism which came from the the term "curse words"
so, cussing to cursing as crap is to excrement
Yanoss1313 2 years ago
Last 3 seconds was the best part
ninetales1234 2 years ago
I'm not sure why exactly, but in my mind 'Pussy' is a cute pluperfect description of that particular organ, whilst 'Cunt' is a vile, derogatory term for the exact same thing.
As Robin Williams said that, like a cat, "Pussy implies affection, but you gotta work for it."
TomMSTie 2 years ago
@TomMSTie.
Just in order to kinda illustriate the power of "Cuss" words:-
Imagine(if you will)two incredibly beautiful(identical)twin sisters in two seperate hotel rooms.
One says-"come into my room and stick it in my pussy!"
The other says-"No come into my room and stick it in my CUNT! "
Which room would you go for?
Tough choice I know!!!!
I'de probably try persuading them to double up(so to speak)but that's beside the point!
I'm gonna go away now(before I get banned from youtube!)
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
Hmm, it's my experience that there's always one extroverted twin and one introverted twin. I'd go with the more introverted twin, because she's probably the secret freak! Either that or get them drunk and see if they'd go three-way!
DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM...
TomMSTie 2 years ago
@TomMSTie
Maybe I perhaps did not choose the best example.(too many ifs and buts!)you got the general gist though!
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
Yes. Here's another example: which sounds better? To "Cuddle" with your significant other, or to "Snuggle" with your significant other? Personally, I prefer snuggle. It sounds more like the prelude to sex; probably because it starts with S.
I'm about to pass out from exhaustion so, nighty-night...ZZZZ
TomMSTie 2 years ago
One last thing.....
Just to pad(the wonderful)George Carlins list up to ten,I thought I might add a few British classics.
So:-
8 -Wanker(basically means the same as Jerk)
9 -Bollocks(Balls in American vernacular)
10 -(and finally)Bastard!
You could probably get away with using bastard if it was used in the right(historical) context but where would the fun be in that?
(it basically implies your mother is a SLUT so it of course can have many useful applications!)
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
Happy mother fucking no fucking dog darnit shit fuck cuse week
TheRiggyRiggs 2 years ago
Happy ass-balls-bastard-cuntwad-dick-dong-fuck-fucker-fucking-motherfucker no cuss week!
TomMSTie 2 years ago
there's no need for that fucking language sir..excuse my canadian french.
nsewx 2 years ago
@nsewx osti! on est déja 2 québécois! :)
stevenaudet 2 years ago
facile là je ne parle pas vrai français
nsewx 2 years ago
on parle une sorte de francais, mais de la à dire que c'est pas le "vrai"...
stevenaudet 2 years ago
Three cheers for no FCC on YouTube.
jkdeadite 2 years ago 2
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Anon1696 2 years ago
I have to take issue with your use of the "c-word" You called it "King Cunt." I'm sorry, I believe that should be "Queen Cunt," in keeping with cunt's femininity.
If you want to proclaim any genitalia as royalty (and that's actually an insult to genitalia everywhere) it would be proper to exclaim "King Cock."
So, there, two royal "c-words": King Cock and Queen Cunt. (Most of the time, it's a pretty messy relationship.)
bahdum 2 years ago
@bahdum.
I think that I might possibly agree with you in the sense that language often does often differentiate(gramatically)between masculine and Feminine(and swearing is a hugely significant part of language after all!)
I could never quite work out the general masculine feminine thing with other languages myself but your example actually appears to make some sense!
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
OH and as irony would again have it,over here in England Cunt is a word that is usually used against men(where as in the good old U.S. of A. it tends to be predominantly directed at females.
Go figure.............?
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
I tend to use it towards men more myself, but you're right, it's generally used towards women here.
klfly 2 years ago
Fear of cussing is the most fucking ridiculous thing I've ever heard -- and a no-cuss week is indeed bullshit. For the reasons you mentioned, as well as -- well, really, which cunt decided/decides which word is shit and which isn't? Sounds a bit arbitrary to me.
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. :D
Undersunandsky 2 years ago
Hello Keithy!(hope all's well with you and yours dude!)
On the subject of "Cussing"I just thought I would quickly mention that when I lived in Scandinavia(a very sexually relaxed region of our blessed planet)some of their most offensive"cuss"words were not sexual in nature(unlike the ones we tend to favour both here in England and the U.S.)
They were in fact very religious in nature(Go to Hell is a biggy in Norway!)
I think this may tend to reflect a certain sexual repression here in the west.
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
That said,I love a good bit of"cussing"(when timed right and done with a bit of twisted finesse.)
My father(who is Irish)would actually give me and my brothers a hefty slap if we ever dared to use such"Curse"words,whilst(without the slightest hint of irony)uttering stuff like:-
"Stop yer FOCKING SWEARING ya foul mouthed little FOCKIN CUNTS"
Yep my dad had a wonderful way with words(the Irish are legendary "Cussers"!)
Cussing(when used correctly)can be a wonderful SHITTY CUNT BOLLOCKS thing!
DaveODrisc 2 years ago
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits :)
AtheistFootballer93 2 years ago
Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat
seriouslymatsteele 2 years ago 2
Fuck Cock Shitty Tit Cunt Goddamn Shitting Fuckers
TehPirateSquid 2 years ago
fuck yeah that was cool
taintlessfire 2 years ago
Yes, there are many, many words that can make me feel much worse than the ones considered inappropriate to say. Someone can say "I want you to die" on television, but if they say " I want you to FUCKING die", then it's inappropriate. lol It should be enough that they aren't allowed to show actual fucking on television. :oP
UraniumMan 2 years ago
And the only reason they hold emotional responses to us is because we were brought up in a culture with this language to think they were "bad words" I'm glad you brought up Carlin in this. Awesome fun stuff yeah.
Bourneswimmer 2 years ago
Also Tits.
Bourneswimmer 2 years ago
Tits indeed. :D
klfly 2 years ago
Fuck.
JackHDiamond 2 years ago
You totally missed the opportunity to calling this kid "this little shit" and the senator "those shit-heads" :D kewl video tho :)
jimdidr 2 years ago
you is awesome.
googoo120 2 years ago
Taking the lords name in vein is completely redundant. It has nothing to do with god damn, or what not. It's very specific.... Vein,..Vanity., do not be vein in your faith. Your not better than the man next to you because you believe in a different invisible man than he does.
Oh, I did want to say one more thing....CARLIN! CARLIN! CARLIN!
Thats all....see you!
skywize 2 years ago 2
Hey Klfly, since you brought it up, I wondered:
Have you figured out yet what the 2nd commandment means? Don't take the Lord's name in vain? They don't even tell you what the lord's name is! (you can use that in your tour) And believe me I've been reading up on Genesis to try 'n find out. "And he praised the LORD's name" etc. - no name!
Is it bad to say "God is Great!"? Is it bad to translate that into Arabic, making "Allahu Akhbar!"?
Goddam?
Please !@#$%^&*ing reply! :)
handplanty 2 years ago
@handplanty god name is: jehowa or jahwe
CudownyLeszek 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure Jesus' middle name is Hank.
klfly 2 years ago
A new elementary school teacher walks by the principal's office and notices one of her students sitting by the door with a gloomy look on his face.
Teacher: What are you in trouble for?
Boy: For saying "bullshit".
Teacher: What kind of bullshit were you saying?
FlashFizz 2 years ago
Very nice.
klfly 2 years ago
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FlashFizz 2 years ago
i made extra sure to swear a lot this week. fuckin california.
QuatroDiablo 2 years ago
I'm fucking positive we could come up with a better week than this bullshit one. How about responsible parenting week? Or a listen to your constituents week?
rejershnivit 2 years ago 2
What the fuck is this goddamn shit?
orgixvi3 2 years ago 2
Don't you fucking dare to cuss this week, god damn it!
Bucketheadcheese 2 years ago 2
Fuck yeah!
FerreThoughts 2 years ago
I can call someone a dick, and it's all fine.
I call a girl a cunt, and all the sudden it's sexist?
I hate these stupid arbitrary rules for this shit. Dammit, the stupid arbitrary rules for grammar (I took high school German, and say what you want about the language, once you've got the rules down, you won't be harassed by billions of exceptions) piss me off.
Truthfully, I think that's the most of those words I've said in one sentence this year. Thank you "No Cuss Week"!
Cyrathil 2 years ago
I don't think Cunt's sexist. I'd say it to anyone, just like I call anyone a dick regardless of gender.
If they say you're sexist, call them a giant cock instead
IRLpirate 2 years ago
"I don't think Cunt's sexist."
Neither do I; if you're a cunt, you're a cunt. Just like if you're a dick, you're a dick.
It's only sexist if I said all women were cunts!
Cyrathil 2 years ago
Motherfucking nigger bitch n cheese in a cunt n shit sandwich.
TheSchimmi 2 years ago 2
Well, I guess I'm just a fucking fucked up fucker. Because I fucking love to cuss. It brings out all my fucking frustrations.
TribalFaerie 2 years ago 3
What's so great about cuss words? If they were all suddenly gone, I wouldn't miss them.
DimitriLozovoy 2 years ago
What's so bad about 'em either? They're words.
klfly 2 years ago
You can say pussy because that means vagina, cunt means a shitty woman. In the West you are NOT allowed to criticize women. Come on K! We've had this conversation. :)
Fuck "No Cuss Week"! This IS a bunch of bullshit, 1st Amendment for the WIN!
LordSlag 2 years ago
Then why is bitch not a particularly bad word? Or slag, etc. etc.
klfly 2 years ago
"This IS a bunch of bullshit, 1st Amendment for the WIN!"
It's not really against the first amendment, so at best it's just a proclamation about "Hey, maybe we should not use these words so much...", which actually makes it worse since they're wasting time better spent on other things.
Cyrathil 2 years ago
@Cyrathil
Yes, I understand your position, and also, that proclamations have no force of law, however, shouldn't we steer as clear as we can from any government body even suggesting that speech be curtailed in any way? To me, it just seems like the journey from things of this sort to fascism is VERY short indeed. And, in honor of No Cuss Week: asshole, cumfart, assfuck, shitface, cuntdrip, cockcheese, tits, MORE tits, BIG tits, hooray for TITS!
LordSlag 2 years ago
"shouldn't we steer as clear as we can from any government body even suggesting that speech be curtailed in any way?"
And if this is truly your goal, then there are still more important things to fight than a broad declaration with absolutely no merit, that I'm sure a lot of people will never even hear about (I sure as hell didn't).
Cyrathil 2 years ago
@Cyrathil
Ignored problems spread like a fungus. I wish it weren't that way; C'est la gal. Were I God: Justice would reign, disease would afflict only the wicked, disaster would claim only the evil, youth would be not fleeting, death would come only by choice, none would want, and all boobs would be big. But I'm not, so we have to be wary, and shine light into every little corner, lest there fester evil. Oh and....uh...Creationists are the fuckiest bunch of fucking fucks to ever get fucked!
LordSlag 2 years ago
"Ignored problems spread like a fungus."
But again, this doesn't require all that much attention. The video itself was about all that should have been said on the topic, as far as "free-speech" is concerned.
Now, the topic of "why the fuck these words?" can go on and on.
Cyrathil 2 years ago
God Dam It!! Who said don't take the lords name in vain!?! FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCK!!!! : )
Thereminator101 2 years ago
You should make a cuss week just for fun :D
MrJ1234 2 years ago
What the fuck? That's such a bullshit idea for a week! :-)
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
Fuckin' A Right, they're ass wholes for dicking around with this shit. I have to work for a living!
klfly 2 years ago