Instead of perpetuating division, deception, emotion and violence, we are to spread the unifying truth, as Jesus did. Visit TruthContest (dot)com and open The Present (with religion). What it says will turn this world right-side up. You will see what I mean when you read the first page.
I believe in Christianity and Jewish but I am a Muslim. one of the conditions to be Muslim is to believe in Christianity , Jewish and Islam are religions from same one God and Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Mohammed (peace be upon them) are just humans and prophets. the holy spirit is Gabreal who carry the messages from God to the prophets but he is not a god and just a slave of the God. these are the main points in Islam and I love it.
search google on "ahmed deedat writings" & explore ur ans abt coming of Jesus
then pls follow the verse:
"If anyone disputes in this (Jesus') matter with thee, now after full knowledge Hath come to thee, say: "Come! let us gather together,- our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves: Then let us earnestly pray and invoke the curse of Allah on those who lie!" (003.061)
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christians are son of bitches, no1 has massmurdered more ppl than these lying animals, only the USA is responsible for 80% of all warcrimes, stupid jesus-loving faggots, jesus was a fag, and so are u u worthless christian piece of trash ;) hang yourself u massmurderers and childmolesters.
every pedophile is a christian, u are worhtless piece of trash, christians have destroyed so many cultures, no1 has more blood on their hands than christian idiots, but still they act like they are good
I don't agree with all af Bush's policies but, like I said he kept America safe lets see if the "Chosen One" can do so? Like I said attacking a persons religion is very clever and original! Kudos
GWB is a "true" Christian. Those who made this video are merely blinded by their white-hot hatred for George W. Bush and their Bush Derangement Syndrome. So they want to attack him personally by trying to make other Christians believe he's not really a Christian. Typical Liberal hypocrisy and baseless propaganda.
"he personally ignores several of the core tenets of Christianity in his policies"
First, you just wasted one opportunity to list them for us. Care to waste another?
And second, are you a Christian? When was the last time you "ignored a core tenet" of Christianity (sinned)? I bet you do all the time. I bet your friends do also. Yet you want to single GWB out for some reason. Your "Bush Derangement Syndrome" is showing.
So let me see if I understand you; any criticism of Bush is caused by 'BDS' and need not be examined on it's merits. BUT your channel is already freaking out with "OBS' (and clearly the larger 'Liberal Derangement Syndrome') so I guess anything you post needs to be ignored in kind. Right? Clearly you are 'Deranged'
4 to 8 years of a very simple way to ignore everything you say. Cheers!
(PS the word you are looking for, Mr Psychology, is 'Projection')
"any criticism of Bush is caused by 'BDS' and need not be examined on it's merits"
--No. I have criticism of GWB, they're not caused by BDS. And any criticism of GWB's religious convictions is BDS & has no merit. My "LDS" is based in fact, not based irrationally on hatred.
And are you trying to say this video has merit? Especially the "GWB believes Jesus is a blonde non-Jew?"
"the word you are looking for"
--PS I wasn't looking for the word, nor do I need your help to find it if I were.
turn the other cheek...love thy enemy...thou shalt not kill...what else? who's blind? please, take a step back and look objectively. rush right isn't always right. and there are extremists on both sides. they are both right and both wrong sometimes. but if you swing totally to the right or left, you're an extremist. are you an extremist? the truth is that bush is not a very good christian in practice.
"If a man finds that his nature tends or is disposed to one of these extremes..., he should turn back and improve, so as to walk in the way of good people, which is the right way. The right way is the mean in each group of dispositions common to humanity; namely, that disposition which is equally distant from the two extremes in its class, not being nearer to the one than to the other."
- Maimonides
No, this was not meant as an argument-- just something to ponder.
Besides, if everyone "walked in the middle" or whatever, we'd still be tending sheep and living in huts because nothing bold would be attempted and no mainstream views would be challenged.
There is little disagreement on the inevitability of extremes. However, your idea that creativity and progress would vanish if not for extremism is absurd; it goes against our own observations of nature. Politics and moral/social practices are not the driving forces of innovation-- scientific inquiry, curiosity, our sense of wonder and tradition are.
You speak of minimalistic, natural living as if it's something to be abhorred. That is an ethnocentric point of view-- one you would be wise to abandon.
You can't possibly consider this an acceptable response. Not only have you resorted to an ad hominem attack (you have attacked my character instead of replying to my argument), but you have also publicly exposed your arguments as tenuous and self-invalidating.
Only a deceiver or an idiot would misconstrue my previous comments as hatred for our former president or his religion. It's clear your only intention is to entertain an audience more ignorant than yourself.
Actually, with jesus having been supposedly born in the middle east, it should be obvious that he was a middle easterner in his human incarnation. That would have been true whether he was the son of jehovah or not.
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Its a joke...He appears at first to look pretty much historically accurate and Dubbya thinks he's Al Quida. So he has to transform into what the mainstream religions have made him: a honkified version of his actual self.
blaskothene threr are obviously some wankers on here giving you the thumbs down i minused one for you your idea is good expect maybe put in a voodoo god heehee!
stop bitching about religion dumbfucks...when one person has an imaginary friend it's called insanity, when many people have the same imaginary friend it's called religion.
i think it's really sad that people can't be nice for the sake of being nice, and we need threatening with hell or rewarding with heaven. the 10 commandments are such a ridiculas moral code to live by. anyone who cant see for them self that murder or adultery or working on sundays is wrong is truly simple.(oh... scratch that last one)
well yeah its sad that things have to go that way but also when your born you dont really have a manual to go to when you dont know what to do so in some cases its good to read about it.....but thats only if your parents are too stupid to teach the basics to u
yeah i'd hope that the chemotherapy worked. i'd put my faith in something tangible.
also the old testament is MASSIVE keen on people killing in Gods name, there are loads of holy wars where He comes down to smite the wicked. but then the old testament is also massive keen on slavery and incest...........
That's another thing I find funny about Christianity...god has dare I say it EVOLVED over the years. He went from smiting people, putting plagues down on earth, killing an entire city's first born child, etc to loving everyone unconditionally. At least be consistent...
thats the problem but first of all its ok to believe in something to instill hope within u to achieve something good but if its to just achieve some destructive end then the its a completely useless thing i understand if u dont like religion but its a very two sided thing its both good and bad it can be good if ppl try to make better themselves but dont let them go over the edge with it that the only thing that u ever have to watch out for
in some ways yes but if u were faced with the fact that your mother had cancer would u say "Crap shes going to die" no you would at least say in some way shes going to get better that in a way what religion is but unfortunatly stupid ppl attribute major causes to religion like some of the Terrorist groups but what they dont understand is that if their was a god he would never want ppl to kill in his name or hurt to achieve an objective he would want peaceful resolution.
Who's to say god would want a peaceful resolution? Maybe, Jesus led a group of terrorist? Maybe that's why his fellow Jews fuckin' knocked him off? But, I'd say it was more likly his message of good will.. Something the Jewish High Preists developed over the course of the Roman take over, b/c they were brutal son's of bitches.. But yeah, everyone on here is a speculator anyways!
god give it up if Jesus was here hed be laughing along with us and he probly wants us to make fun of him cause, hell, it makes believing in him even better...get a grip im sure jesus has a sense of humor!
Seriously? You think that Jesus has a sense of humor? Are all Christians this far gone or is it just a minor few? If you're going to believe in a supreme being, why would you want to personify him to human standards? Isn't that the exact opposite of what the religion teaches? I bet you believe that Chris Angel Mind Freak is real too...
give it up dude cmon...so what do u think Jesus is doing sitting in his shair looking at everyone going "im superior im the greatest im amazing!" all the time is that what u think cmon if u were Jesus ud have to have a sence of humor cmon HE KNOWS FREAKEN EVERYTHING!! hed have to have the ability to look at something and go "hey that makes people happy" to be an ultimate being.........so get a grip dude its moronic to think hes just a guy that just goes "I ROCK!!"
Plus if u can remember in the bible it apperently says DONT BE SELF RIGHTIOUS BECAUSE IT IS SELFISH!!! which is a pretty good lesson i would think? so why wouldnt Jesus follow this rule anyways?
Point proven even further. No, I don't believe he sits up in his chair thinking he's better than everyone else. I think that the majority of the world is crazy to believe in a supreme being, especially when conversations get to the point of discussing this supreme being's sense of humor.
This just proves another point...Christians will believe anything. If your preacher told you God made fart jokes all day you would probably say, "Now that's my kind of god!"
HEY GUESS WHAT BUDDY IM NOT CHRISTIAN HELL IM NOT EVEN RELIGEOUS!!! plus u know what religion isnt all that stupid it teaches ppl to have faith in something doesnt matter what sometimes that faith is missplaced like with some of the crusades and what not plus religion hasnt really done well lately but its not all that bad religion just teaches us to hope for something better so ppl dont go crazy so dont down talk something just because u dont believe in it its just a different way of thinking!
your fuckin dumb and not seeing the fuckin point if you looked at what i was saying some people misplace their faith its alright to believe in something that doesnt involve destroying the essence of something else so being a Sacraficial Cult is misplaced faith its not believing in a greater good its believeing that pain will bring salvation if u were listening u wouldve understood that it would have fallen under misplaced faith!!!
than a what?... I think that you were trying to spell "Bible." And I'll take a honest and legit Muslim over a lying hypocrit Christian any day man. But I'd still pick a Bible over a Quran
A letter published in Nature in 1998 reported a survey suggesting that belief in a personal god was at an all-time low among the members of the U.S. National Academy of Science, only 7.0% of whom believed in a personal god as compared with more than 85% of the general U.S. population. A correlation indicating that religious conviction diminished with education level. An inverse correlation between religiosity and intelligence has been found by 39 studies carried out between 1927 and 2002.
ha!! thats hilarious cuz i always say that most christians would be surprised that their so-called Jesus looked more like Osama bin Laden , than the cat in the passion of the christ or the typical modern day jewish male
Actually..most of us Christians know...the image of Jesus Christ was actually prepetuated by the French in the early 16th century...perhaps you shouldn't assume we are that ignorant.
i think you over estimate your fellow christians intelligence. MOST christians do not know that jesus looked nothing like the common current day depiction of him. i guess next your going to say that MOST christians know that he wasn't called JESUS either? if most christians know this , then why does he continued to be depicted as a european and not a person from the african continent? which is what the middle east is, a part of the african continent.
Clearly you have issues that shouldn't be debated via replys, much less Youtube. Again, please do not assume we are ignorant. While I cannot speak for all Christians,(JUST AS YOU CANNOT)the Christians I know are intelligent people & like you are perfectly capable of research. Jesus did have MANY names & guess what? MY PASTOR TOLD ME SO. I guess I should go to every Catholic, Jewish & Mormon churchs to tear down their images of Christ 'cuz they aren't correct. Or better yet, why don't you do it?
Yet you speak as "we" o Queen Kitty, I didn't know about "the image of Jesus was actually prepetuated by the French in the early 16th century", I see you like zombies, hmmm the living dead, raising from the dead after 3-days?
Huh? The doesn't even make sense. And I say we because I am a Christian and it angers me when people assume they know about my beliefs based on stereotypes perpetuated by the media, as it would anger any other religion or belief system. Queen Kitty...thats actually kinda cute = ^ - ^ =
Well, it's a hilarious clip. The pity is that GWB or jesus are so obviously ridiculous characters that the joke will be lost among the millions about either r both of them.
Yeah, Bush is stupid and racist, just like most of the fucking americans. If Jesus were to come again he would be not crucified but sat in the electric chair by the Bush administration. He would be labeled a dangerous terrorist from the middle east and a lying liberal!!!
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ignorant people like yourself believe them, because you dont figure things out by yourself, or talk to truthful people involved, you just look to the media and such. YAYA i've researched it, and it simply doesnt match up, theres always something wrong with their facts or conclusions, and especially their assumptions. there is no scam, he was simply doing what he thought at the time was good for the country he loves. no buts!
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TheOnlyPKMNmaster 5 months ago
George sounds like Dale from King of The Hill...
Herewizard 9 months ago
Did you hear? It was on the news that vinloden osoma got killed, when it was actually jesus :p
TheOnlyPKMNmaster 10 months ago
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vividDC 10 months ago
I believe in Christianity and Jewish but I am a Muslim. one of the conditions to be Muslim is to believe in Christianity , Jewish and Islam are religions from same one God and Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Mohammed (peace be upon them) are just humans and prophets. the holy spirit is Gabreal who carry the messages from God to the prophets but he is not a god and just a slave of the God. these are the main points in Islam and I love it.
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ajasoft 1 year ago 2
Israel = the evil 666, antiChrist, the Zionist priest, the root of all evil
USA & coalition = Pontius Pilatus, the new age Roman Empire
THE PRINCE OSAMA BIN LADEN = THE MESSIAH & HE IS BACK
TheWarOnTerror = The last Battle, Armageddon
and by the way, evil Israel666 did 9/11 & 7/7 (the global Holocaust)
Zionists dominate USA's courts, media, political & financial institutions & they nuked Japan
Believe me, Imam Mehdi's AL-QAEDA will annihilate Israel sooner or later
THE SALVATION IS VERY NEAR
LionZARQAWI 1 year ago
@LionZARQAWI k
virajisnotfat 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA AWESOME
CodyAllenmusic 1 year ago
1:27 Depeche mode reference?
waarde2 1 year ago
This video shows that both parties worship money, power and corruption. Those are their real gods.
Aquel29 1 year ago
Aww fugnuts Lol!
samuski36 1 year ago
George Bush is NOT a Christian. If anything George was a Humanist or a Gnostic.
residentzombie 1 year ago
@residentzombie he was as christian as christian can be
chris200830 1 year ago
@chris200830 and how can you back that statement up?
residentzombie 1 year ago
@chris200830 I have evidence to the contrary
residentzombie 1 year ago
osama :D :D
Ducha2226 1 year ago
this is fuck up,ppl dont respect the stuff of jesus now
shark2000in1 1 year ago
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SENPOUKEN 2 years ago
Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.
IAMJESUSmovie 2 years ago
LMAO al qaeda vampire hahaha and he turns white and blonde lmfao!!! 5/5!
Jace181996 2 years ago 3
Jesus said: I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners
markch9v23 2 years ago
-you don't know what Jesus said!!! (or was you there?)
Apollo70 2 years ago 3
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BrauchDich 2 years ago
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no!!!
jeses is the only way!
believe it!
one day, you will see, that god loves you and that he want a relationship with you
BrauchDich 2 years ago
stop being brainwashed :/
Dougca1985 2 years ago 4
looooooooooolll i think god is to old for me to have a relationship with
marioeduardo222 2 years ago 4
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search google on "ahmed deedat writings" & explore ur ans abt coming of Jesus
then pls follow the verse:
"If anyone disputes in this (Jesus') matter with thee, now after full knowledge Hath come to thee, say: "Come! let us gather together,- our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves: Then let us earnestly pray and invoke the curse of Allah on those who lie!" (003.061)
what do u plan? I already invoked the curse.
fgh650 2 years ago
looooooooooooooooooool
Silenciadores 2 years ago
LMAO!!! An al qaeda vampire! lolz
FatSnake2000 2 years ago 3
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The Palestinians held a conference in Bethlehem this week and called for the continuation of the "armed struggle" with Israel and said they would not negotiate peace until Israel gave all of Jerusalem to the Palestinians. Could this be setting the stage for the prophecies in Malachi 1, Ezekiel 35 and Obadiah of the Israel-Palestinian conflict to be fulfilled?
Yes 84.4%
No 6.7%
Not sure 8.9%
spiritslain 2 years ago
Hahaha this is so funny!
When will religous people realize how silly their beliefs are ^^
Deadandlivin 2 years ago
Sounds like a rap star XD XD
3x0rcyst3m 2 years ago
lol jesus is blonde with blue eyes
redballyou 2 years ago
yeah germans
applefrog111 2 years ago
no he's not.
redballyou 2 years ago
who?
i said yeah germans i did not say jesus bush were german
applefrog111 2 years ago
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christians are son of bitches, no1 has massmurdered more ppl than these lying animals, only the USA is responsible for 80% of all warcrimes, stupid jesus-loving faggots, jesus was a fag, and so are u u worthless christian piece of trash ;) hang yourself u massmurderers and childmolesters.
every pedophile is a christian, u are worhtless piece of trash, christians have destroyed so many cultures, no1 has more blood on their hands than christian idiots, but still they act like they are good
xjv8 2 years ago
I wish that I could instantaneously become Swedish.
iancooley 2 years ago
why?
GodOfYouTubbe 2 years ago
lol Jesus is blond
utsavman47 2 years ago 2
:)
Good stuff!
truckenfilms 2 years ago
its not a big deal, stop bitching.
Algebra2project 2 years ago
the reason christians make fun of jesus is because, its not really jesus who they care about , its paul
IsaMessiah 2 years ago
President Bush kept the country free from terrorist attacks for the past several years!
Let's see if this "president" can?
Making fun of Christianity how clever that one has never been done before!
ChompGa 2 years ago
You can't seriously believe that George W Bush was a good president.
At least Obama can speak full sentences.
And no making fun of Christianity isn't clever its just fun.
411JAH 2 years ago
I don't agree with all af Bush's policies but, like I said he kept America safe lets see if the "Chosen One" can do so? Like I said attacking a persons religion is very clever and original! Kudos
ChompGa 2 years ago
yes, Bush kept this country safe, except for this one little day in 2001...
dhildemann 2 years ago 3
You are right ! and you can send a thankyou card to one "slick willy" Clinton for that day of hell!
ChompGa 2 years ago
yes, geaorge bush was definatly the wrong person to be president.
sargeantneo1 2 years ago
What a stupid movie!
I LOVE JESUS AND HIS FATHER!
kaketoe94 2 years ago
when is the next episode coming?
madeye22 2 years ago
3 years and a half have passed, i dont think that 3 years later they will make a continuation
melovesdoritos 2 years ago
Damn, that was funny as hell. Can't believe I hadn't sen that before.
MurikaWoods 2 years ago
blond jesus...wtf
itubeToodles 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! I love it how bush thought he was asomabenladen (or w/e i can't spell it)
kickedurass666 2 years ago
Osama Bin Laden
BlueBajs 2 years ago
Click4TheSuperGospel 2 years ago
rofl
RunicSaber 2 years ago
the rapture happened after he shot him
coolrepublicans2032 2 years ago
I thought you were a al qaeda vampire or something
tommy1985tg 3 years ago 15
This was a wonderful video
placidwaves 3 years ago 8
FUc...king cartoon!!!
duailo 3 years ago
i loved the ending, because he killed the translator by accident!
gongograham 3 years ago
wtf the last bit about :| damn " eatin the heart " errrr man
qwe123silver 3 years ago
GWB is a "true" Christian. Those who made this video are merely blinded by their white-hot hatred for George W. Bush and their Bush Derangement Syndrome. So they want to attack him personally by trying to make other Christians believe he's not really a Christian. Typical Liberal hypocrisy and baseless propaganda.
NoGuff 3 years ago
Well, he personally ignores several of the core tenets of Christianity in his policies. I would say that, no, he isn't much of a Christian.
KennyStrife 3 years ago
"he personally ignores several of the core tenets of Christianity in his policies"
First, you just wasted one opportunity to list them for us. Care to waste another?
And second, are you a Christian? When was the last time you "ignored a core tenet" of Christianity (sinned)? I bet you do all the time. I bet your friends do also. Yet you want to single GWB out for some reason. Your "Bush Derangement Syndrome" is showing.
NoGuff 3 years ago
If he was a true christian then thats all the more reason to NOT want anything to do with that religion.
boony68 3 years ago
So let me see if I understand you; any criticism of Bush is caused by 'BDS' and need not be examined on it's merits. BUT your channel is already freaking out with "OBS' (and clearly the larger 'Liberal Derangement Syndrome') so I guess anything you post needs to be ignored in kind. Right? Clearly you are 'Deranged'
4 to 8 years of a very simple way to ignore everything you say. Cheers!
(PS the word you are looking for, Mr Psychology, is 'Projection')
Hopeful71 3 years ago
"any criticism of Bush is caused by 'BDS' and need not be examined on it's merits"
--No. I have criticism of GWB, they're not caused by BDS. And any criticism of GWB's religious convictions is BDS & has no merit. My "LDS" is based in fact, not based irrationally on hatred.
And are you trying to say this video has merit? Especially the "GWB believes Jesus is a blonde non-Jew?"
"the word you are looking for"
--PS I wasn't looking for the word, nor do I need your help to find it if I were.
NoGuff 3 years ago
turn the other cheek...love thy enemy...thou shalt not kill...what else? who's blind? please, take a step back and look objectively. rush right isn't always right. and there are extremists on both sides. they are both right and both wrong sometimes. but if you swing totally to the right or left, you're an extremist. are you an extremist? the truth is that bush is not a very good christian in practice.
rhumbaphone 3 years ago
"turn the other cheek...love thy enemy...thou shalt not kill...what else? who's blind?"
--Is that a response to something?
"if you swing totally to the right or left, you're an extremist"
--Because you say so? Sorry, you are not Confucious or Yoda.
"the truth is that bush is not a very good christian in practice"
--Really? That's the "truth?" Well, thank you very much, Pope Rhumbapone.
NoGuff 3 years ago
glad i could be of help.
ps who made me pope?
rhumbaphone 3 years ago
iunno... but can the same person make me a mudkip???
I REALLY LEIK MUDKIP!!!!!!!!!111!!ONE
DanLinington 3 years ago
"If a man finds that his nature tends or is disposed to one of these extremes..., he should turn back and improve, so as to walk in the way of good people, which is the right way. The right way is the mean in each group of dispositions common to humanity; namely, that disposition which is equally distant from the two extremes in its class, not being nearer to the one than to the other."
- Maimonides
No, this was not meant as an argument-- just something to ponder.
thenebbishroute 3 years ago
Moral relativism.
Besides, if everyone "walked in the middle" or whatever, we'd still be tending sheep and living in huts because nothing bold would be attempted and no mainstream views would be challenged.
NoGuff 3 years ago
There is little disagreement on the inevitability of extremes. However, your idea that creativity and progress would vanish if not for extremism is absurd; it goes against our own observations of nature. Politics and moral/social practices are not the driving forces of innovation-- scientific inquiry, curiosity, our sense of wonder and tradition are.
thenebbishroute 3 years ago
"we'd still be tending sheep and living in huts"
You speak of minimalistic, natural living as if it's something to be abhorred. That is an ethnocentric point of view-- one you would be wise to abandon.
thenebbishroute 3 years ago
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And you'd be wise to abandone your hatred of George W. Bush, and Christianity.
NoGuff 3 years ago
You can't possibly consider this an acceptable response. Not only have you resorted to an ad hominem attack (you have attacked my character instead of replying to my argument), but you have also publicly exposed your arguments as tenuous and self-invalidating.
Only a deceiver or an idiot would misconstrue my previous comments as hatred for our former president or his religion. It's clear your only intention is to entertain an audience more ignorant than yourself.
thenebbishroute 3 years ago
If I misconstrued your points, then I'll cop to it right now. I misjudged your messages. I'm man enough to own up to my mistakes.
Then I guess you must love George W. Bush and Christianity.
NoGuff 3 years ago
lol bush thinks he is white skin with blond hair. but then again none of us know what he really looks like
fabioproductions 3 years ago
Actually, with jesus having been supposedly born in the middle east, it should be obvious that he was a middle easterner in his human incarnation. That would have been true whether he was the son of jehovah or not.
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Swatkaif 3 years ago
funny
colin8696908 3 years ago
haal dit van het internet ,die president is al afgevoerd,en trouwens is hij oorlogbelust
voetbal310 3 years ago
J.C JAJA i like it
bmjxtreme 3 years ago
A blonde haired blue eyed Jesus? Don't think so. How many Aryan looking Jews do you know?
Jabo007Celt 3 years ago
Its a joke...He appears at first to look pretty much historically accurate and Dubbya thinks he's Al Quida. So he has to transform into what the mainstream religions have made him: a honkified version of his actual self.
wxwrestling 3 years ago
Funny stuff. =)
JesusRapesKids 3 years ago
disgusting people
romansoldier123 3 years ago
hahaha, that cracked me up :)
TurdBlossom95 3 years ago
I loved it, jesus turned white to help georgie. I can actually see him behaving this way...
sandroeleven 3 years ago
In fact, JC did meet with Georgie but when He turned white, Georgie thought it was some guy from the band, Kansas.
lumpagogo 3 years ago
hahaha!
eyecatcherer 3 years ago
sick people :|
danutzstefan 3 years ago
original, now lets see you mkae one about obama,
blaskotheone 3 years ago
blaskothene threr are obviously some wankers on here giving you the thumbs down i minused one for you your idea is good expect maybe put in a voodoo god heehee!
andeyejah 3 years ago
george it's not a bad guy, he's just retarded...
grahamdale34 3 years ago
To be bad is a pultion (instinct)
sergiorgio2000 3 years ago
stop bitching about religion dumbfucks...when one person has an imaginary friend it's called insanity, when many people have the same imaginary friend it's called religion.
Sardath13 3 years ago 19
Not really. In a religion, a deity is said to exist outside of one's imagination.
An imaginary being is imaginary, an existing being exists. Notice how both statements have no meaning?
didles123 3 years ago
@Sardath13 I agree. But I have a feeling that this statement is attibuted to someone else.
yinstube 1 year ago
"Security help!" - In a high pitched yelp is hilarious.
Iffy350 3 years ago
ur all retarted.. get a life
Jayg44usc 3 years ago
It´s funny, don´t be so serious!
kotonete83 3 years ago
i think it's really sad that people can't be nice for the sake of being nice, and we need threatening with hell or rewarding with heaven. the 10 commandments are such a ridiculas moral code to live by. anyone who cant see for them self that murder or adultery or working on sundays is wrong is truly simple.(oh... scratch that last one)
vjfit 3 years ago 2
well yeah its sad that things have to go that way but also when your born you dont really have a manual to go to when you dont know what to do so in some cases its good to read about it.....but thats only if your parents are too stupid to teach the basics to u
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
yeah i'd hope that the chemotherapy worked. i'd put my faith in something tangible.
also the old testament is MASSIVE keen on people killing in Gods name, there are loads of holy wars where He comes down to smite the wicked. but then the old testament is also massive keen on slavery and incest...........
vjfit 3 years ago
That's another thing I find funny about Christianity...god has dare I say it EVOLVED over the years. He went from smiting people, putting plagues down on earth, killing an entire city's first born child, etc to loving everyone unconditionally. At least be consistent...
LucasProd 3 years ago 3
thats the problem but first of all its ok to believe in something to instill hope within u to achieve something good but if its to just achieve some destructive end then the its a completely useless thing i understand if u dont like religion but its a very two sided thing its both good and bad it can be good if ppl try to make better themselves but dont let them go over the edge with it that the only thing that u ever have to watch out for
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
best is when he shot it i love that xD
balicsuljic 3 years ago
but it is a deluded way of thinking
vjfit 3 years ago
in some ways yes but if u were faced with the fact that your mother had cancer would u say "Crap shes going to die" no you would at least say in some way shes going to get better that in a way what religion is but unfortunatly stupid ppl attribute major causes to religion like some of the Terrorist groups but what they dont understand is that if their was a god he would never want ppl to kill in his name or hurt to achieve an objective he would want peaceful resolution.
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
Who's to say god would want a peaceful resolution? Maybe, Jesus led a group of terrorist? Maybe that's why his fellow Jews fuckin' knocked him off? But, I'd say it was more likly his message of good will.. Something the Jewish High Preists developed over the course of the Roman take over, b/c they were brutal son's of bitches.. But yeah, everyone on here is a speculator anyways!
roadblock80 3 years ago
wut da fuck r u talkin bout jus fuck off
sexyG14 3 years ago
sry *in some way is religion
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
аа клас !!!!
38262729 3 years ago
boring
xhazirx 3 years ago
agreed.
simonb05 3 years ago
u sound like a Nazi. Scratch that... you are a Nazi.
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stop making fun of jesus .. it's your choice not to belive but please recpect him
Iraqiyaaaaa 3 years ago
god give it up if Jesus was here hed be laughing along with us and he probly wants us to make fun of him cause, hell, it makes believing in him even better...get a grip im sure jesus has a sense of humor!
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
Seriously? You think that Jesus has a sense of humor? Are all Christians this far gone or is it just a minor few? If you're going to believe in a supreme being, why would you want to personify him to human standards? Isn't that the exact opposite of what the religion teaches? I bet you believe that Chris Angel Mind Freak is real too...
LucasProd 3 years ago
give it up dude cmon...so what do u think Jesus is doing sitting in his shair looking at everyone going "im superior im the greatest im amazing!" all the time is that what u think cmon if u were Jesus ud have to have a sence of humor cmon HE KNOWS FREAKEN EVERYTHING!! hed have to have the ability to look at something and go "hey that makes people happy" to be an ultimate being.........so get a grip dude its moronic to think hes just a guy that just goes "I ROCK!!"
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
Plus if u can remember in the bible it apperently says DONT BE SELF RIGHTIOUS BECAUSE IT IS SELFISH!!! which is a pretty good lesson i would think? so why wouldnt Jesus follow this rule anyways?
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
Point proven even further. No, I don't believe he sits up in his chair thinking he's better than everyone else. I think that the majority of the world is crazy to believe in a supreme being, especially when conversations get to the point of discussing this supreme being's sense of humor.
This just proves another point...Christians will believe anything. If your preacher told you God made fart jokes all day you would probably say, "Now that's my kind of god!"
LucasProd 3 years ago
HEY GUESS WHAT BUDDY IM NOT CHRISTIAN HELL IM NOT EVEN RELIGEOUS!!! plus u know what religion isnt all that stupid it teaches ppl to have faith in something doesnt matter what sometimes that faith is missplaced like with some of the crusades and what not plus religion hasnt really done well lately but its not all that bad religion just teaches us to hope for something better so ppl dont go crazy so dont down talk something just because u dont believe in it its just a different way of thinking!
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
Do you agree with cults that sacrifice babies? That's just another way of thinking too. But you would down-talk that all day.
LucasProd 3 years ago
your fuckin dumb and not seeing the fuckin point if you looked at what i was saying some people misplace their faith its alright to believe in something that doesnt involve destroying the essence of something else so being a Sacraficial Cult is misplaced faith its not believing in a greater good its believeing that pain will bring salvation if u were listening u wouldve understood that it would have fallen under misplaced faith!!!
GrowTheCaine 3 years ago
We can make fun of Jesus all we want to. Freedom of speech, you religious goofball.
AdrenalineAndLove 3 years ago
is that maccain?
wsv222 3 years ago
Pretty sure that was Cheney...
Lethkhar14 3 years ago
lol omg thats awsome
PROgamer125 3 years ago
i reather have a quran then a bibel
whata123123 3 years ago 2
than a what?... I think that you were trying to spell "Bible." And I'll take a honest and legit Muslim over a lying hypocrit Christian any day man. But I'd still pick a Bible over a Quran
Shakes81107 3 years ago
good luck with that book lol
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A letter published in Nature in 1998 reported a survey suggesting that belief in a personal god was at an all-time low among the members of the U.S. National Academy of Science, only 7.0% of whom believed in a personal god as compared with more than 85% of the general U.S. population. A correlation indicating that religious conviction diminished with education level. An inverse correlation between religiosity and intelligence has been found by 39 studies carried out between 1927 and 2002.
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edajeedajeedaje 3 years ago
Whats with the random, stupid post?
JC
crazzytrain666 3 years ago
that was pretty stupid
gargoyle1207 3 years ago
ha!! thats hilarious cuz i always say that most christians would be surprised that their so-called Jesus looked more like Osama bin Laden , than the cat in the passion of the christ or the typical modern day jewish male
mleonsmith 3 years ago
Actually..most of us Christians know...the image of Jesus Christ was actually prepetuated by the French in the early 16th century...perhaps you shouldn't assume we are that ignorant.
oOKitty86Oo 3 years ago
i think you over estimate your fellow christians intelligence. MOST christians do not know that jesus looked nothing like the common current day depiction of him. i guess next your going to say that MOST christians know that he wasn't called JESUS either? if most christians know this , then why does he continued to be depicted as a european and not a person from the african continent? which is what the middle east is, a part of the african continent.
mleonsmith 3 years ago
Clearly you have issues that shouldn't be debated via replys, much less Youtube. Again, please do not assume we are ignorant. While I cannot speak for all Christians,(JUST AS YOU CANNOT)the Christians I know are intelligent people & like you are perfectly capable of research. Jesus did have MANY names & guess what? MY PASTOR TOLD ME SO. I guess I should go to every Catholic, Jewish & Mormon churchs to tear down their images of Christ 'cuz they aren't correct. Or better yet, why don't you do it?
oOKitty86Oo 3 years ago
Yet you speak as "we" o Queen Kitty, I didn't know about "the image of Jesus was actually prepetuated by the French in the early 16th century", I see you like zombies, hmmm the living dead, raising from the dead after 3-days?
aZeroGodist 3 years ago
Huh? The doesn't even make sense. And I say we because I am a Christian and it angers me when people assume they know about my beliefs based on stereotypes perpetuated by the media, as it would anger any other religion or belief system. Queen Kitty...thats actually kinda cute = ^ - ^ =
oOKitty86Oo 3 years ago
Africa = West of Red Sea
Israel = North East of Red Sea
alakazoom1987 3 years ago
one thing is sure.He was not blonde nor white and he didnt had blue eyes.
lakeb0dom 3 years ago
um..ok??
liloboy911808 3 years ago
shit
Stephenlinds 3 years ago
George, do you have a Bible?
ready2fuckyou 3 years ago 3
terrible.
iLiberated 3 years ago 2
haha good one!
ieatiron 3 years ago
cheney is a tank!
finaly some good bush jokes
freespeech4u2 3 years ago
Well, it's a hilarious clip. The pity is that GWB or jesus are so obviously ridiculous characters that the joke will be lost among the millions about either r both of them.
kabronasso 3 years ago
Security help hahahaha really good
AmericanCulture8er 3 years ago
Yeah, Bush is stupid and racist, just like most of the fucking americans. If Jesus were to come again he would be not crucified but sat in the electric chair by the Bush administration. He would be labeled a dangerous terrorist from the middle east and a lying liberal!!!
drsimi776 3 years ago
sing it sister!
sebene63 3 years ago
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ignorant people like yourself believe them, because you dont figure things out by yourself, or talk to truthful people involved, you just look to the media and such. YAYA i've researched it, and it simply doesnt match up, theres always something wrong with their facts or conclusions, and especially their assumptions. there is no scam, he was simply doing what he thought at the time was good for the country he loves. no buts!
heatherhighlights20 3 years ago
une colombe est tombée dans la marde
elle est sortie elle était toute brune
avec la paix, l'amour et l'amitié
le pape est venu la nettoyer
et c'est sa jeunesse qui l'a fait tomber
thedeadenigma 3 years ago
for Jeebus' sake!
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deepdivestudios 3 years ago
xD right when he changes to white guy he recognises him xD he's a true texan
GorilazRuleIcu888 3 years ago
Way to go, Dick.. Next timne try the liver!
Lets beat a living shit of stupid islamfucks.
That's how we must treat those sub-humans in Gitmo.
amper0003 3 years ago
uuuuhh...so ur point is?wat a stupid post!!!!LOL
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