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  • there is 80 persons who put dash between a and rab !

  • Does anyone know the language at the very beginning is?

  • arabs say nigga. they say what they want. blacks just dont say anything back lol

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  • Great Job on the video!

  • I'm a Palestinian but people assume I'm Pakistani--GET IT RIGHT! I'm Arab and damn proud of it too!

  • I'm Arab, Muslim, and named Ahmed, wherever you shoot you'll never miss. :D

  • Jesus fucking Christ, are people here insane? For the love of God, Iranians are Iranians, Arabs are Arabs, who the fuck cares. My Literature professor's an Iranian from Tehran who teaches here in the Netherlands, and he says he doesn't care nor understand what the big deal is about Iranians and Arabs.

    For the love of God, let's all love eachother. Or just not hate eachother. It's getting a bit silly.

  • @joonijoon I know Arabs for tolerance, cleverness and bravery. It seems you're just an stunt looking for attention. If I cannot be your friend and all the Arabs who think different from you are monkeys, I wonder how small is your world. Explore the world, break the walls, try new things, and off course do not believe in whatever you are born to believe. Good Luck.

  • Ahmed ahmed is looking old!

  • @YEHBRO100

    so you are screwed every which way LOL

  • That is Funny... the sad thing, it is SO true!!!!

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  • Aryan was a distinction given to persians by non other then the Nazi's as a loop-hole in the Nazi ideology so they could still trade with iran. Arab is not a race, there are african arabs too. The only big difference between arabs and persians is the language the rest is mostly the same. If an arab got told "go home you persian" should he not be offended because he's arab? I say anyone should be offended even if he was mistaken for a different race, culture or country.

  • A lot of Iranians pronounce "W" as "V"

  • I'm proud to be Arabian the great nation ever 

  • we arabs don't give a shot to persian, we consider turkish and kurdish as a great nations more than persian

  • Persians are terrorists, they are trying to terrorise the whole world including the middle east.

  • @ktintin2010 you are so fucking stupid... seriously.... I'm Iranian-American, and I KNOW the government is fucked up in Iran, but for you to say that "persians are terrorists" and generalize the entire race is so arrogant and stupid. do you think when you talk?

  • I met Maz. He is a sweet person who makes people feel welcome. Really great guy.

  • im iranian, and fuck arabs goddamn terrorists. iranians are the peaceful ones in the middle east fuck the terrorists

  • lol damn dude are you gay persians still mad about how we ARABS came to iran and fucked you daughters and killed so many of you guys and made you guys muslim lol you should be kissing our feet you dumb persian Fuck!

  • @YoboyDmoneyBagz lolololol U mad bro

  • @YoboyDmoneyBagz hahaha calm down you terrorist i dont want the place to blow up by your bomb!

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  • @P3R51ANG1RL Yeah and you're using an indian word to describe your people (Aryans). It's not even supposed to refer to a certain race. Some shit-for-brains germans like Max Weber used it to imply that Caucasians are the master race because of the whole "Aryan Invasion theory (which is also their scholarship)." And I'm Indian and I've been trying to tell people not to use the word b/c it is ultimately derisive of the native people that use it.

  • @P3R51ANG1RL when you say "Aryan" you sound like fascist ..I thik you better say Indo-European or simply Iranian

  • @P3R51ANG1RL what's the wrong being related to Arabs ?! you didn't get the point of this video....and we don't need to link ourselves to you :)

  • @P3R51ANG1RL Your exactly right, im Arabic, and you are an iranian/persian we are not the same people, iranians, pakastanies, Afghanestan, and indian are the same people, you eat the same food, you talk almost the same, your body movements are the same, Arabs are semitics our language is one of the semitic's language, we are the children of Abraham.

  • @Mikedy2324 hahaha i would rather be called Indian than assrat at least indians dont blow themselves up all the time like u filthylizard eaters ;)

    thank you for understandi now go head and tell ur ugly disgusting terrrorist peoeple that we are not the same and that they shoud really stop linking their hairy but to us ;)

  • @P3R51ANG1RL I'm not going to insult Persians for only one reason , because I'm faithful to my friend who happened to be Persian , but you are totally a scumbag , respect the people who are hosting more than million Iranian .

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  • @3asifah i dont even understand what you said so i will ignore you

  • @Mikedy2324 Yes. You believe in bull shit. Like, there is an invisible man who lives in sky who watches everything you do! we believe in Human rights. We did it since cyrus the great, but the best thing you guys did was when Mohammad went to Kabba and destroyed all the idols and replaced them with his (Allah) instead... lets shake hands and be friends, because I don't want to be blown up by your bombs...

  • @P3R51ANG1RL Trust me when i tell u this with all honesty, because am an arab, and i want everyone to hear this, we are not trying or think of trying to link ourselves to curry people, who wants to do that, u belong to pakestani/indian/afghanestini people thats a fact Arabs are semitics we speak a semitic languge we are the childern of Abraham thats a fact in the History anyone can find that info its not a mistry, a few non important people think we r the same, so don't hurt yourself there loool

  • racist ''people'' make me puke

  • every one with less selfsteam thicks his is better than all kind of people.

    wtf every one has a balls & ass >,< they are a fucking same.

    people need the right education.

  • STOP RACISM PEOPLE!!!

  • arabs are racist too

  • @Mr2mcloven how?

  • @gQuaresma07 well look at the way they treat indians and blacks are only tolerated to a certain extent and i can most definitely say 99% would not like to see an arab girl with a black or indian and you know it.. but arabs aren't racist because the colour of someones skin though, its just a cultural thing i guess. as for arabs and persian thing, i think persians are just desparet for western peoples acceptance so much that they would make a big distinction between themselves & arabs

  • @Mr2mcloven not all Arabs, only the Saudi Arabians,

    yub, Saudis sucks, i'm from there and i know that we got some people who come from Bedouin tribes that behave in a racist way but they do the same to other Saudis too, but Arabs in all aren't racist, i just came from the airport of Seattle and a white lady said to the officer take all these Arabs to custody, and the officer didn't do anything, and i didn't do anything because obviously an Arab is not protected and can't protect himself.

  • @Mr2mcloven speak for your self

  • @abbba2 I will speak for myself but can you speak for all the arabs in the world and say non of them are racist?

  • @Mr2mcloven there will be always racist people anywhere everywhere

  • خوش تعليق

  • @sultan7890 يا طويل العمر السالفه ومافيها ان الاصلع ايراني والثاني ابو عرب والثالث امريكي اسود عايشيين في امريكا وبيعانو من التميز العنصري

  • EGYPTIAN AND PROUD TO ALL RACIST FUCKS 

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  • @morchalabi You mean civility? lol

  • ممكن احد يترجم الله يرحم والديكم

  • @sultan7890 هههه شكلك خاش غلط هههههههههههههههههه

  • And and and Black people are Mexican...

    LOL

  • Fuck you fuckr how dar you fuck you

  • Get it right.

  • Yeah people, lets not hate on the arabs. Lets focus our hate on the mexicans.

  • i will write on ur fence { Fuck U.S }

  • Man u guys were immigrants too

    Why racing other people???

    I don't understand why Americans still go racist?

    What cuz ur scared of getting raced??

  • IMA PAKISTANI AND 100 PERCENT NOT ARAB NOT SAYIN ITS WRONG BEING ARAB BUT IM BROWN AND 100 PERCENT OPPOSITE 2 ARABS AND PPL GET IT MIXED UP ON THE NET

  • @MegaMayweather beaner stfu.

    

  • @MegaMayweather Pakastanis dont look like arabs! they look like indians. indians and pakistanis look darker and (the men) have more of a feminine face, not trying to offend but thats what me and my friends say when we see a lot of them.

  • LOL, HAHA!!! That was hilarious

  • Hahah

  • Best video on YouTube.

  • still very funny. props maz

  • too bad stupid isnt a race

  • He prefers yahoo?

  • We Post it on Youtube and We Get Mad, Mad Hits!

  • awesome!!!!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you youtubed "Maz Jobrani PSA"

    what just me... oh...

  • Ya sick

  • Iranians like watermelon too, so do Arabs... HOW DO WE TELL BLACKS ARABS AND IRANIANS APART NOW!?

  • @hckia

    ask an Iranian and an Arab to pronounce the following words:

    Cherry - because of "ch"

    Pickle - because of "p"

    Arab language doesn't contain "ch","g", "zh" and "p", they pronounce it in another way.

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  • @redomisia

    Iranians have Ch, G, Zh and P.

    My name is pronounced Perazh, and am an Iranian

    But we have many that you cant pronounce such as Gh, Kh ,,, .

    There are 28 alphabets in Farsi, 32 in Arabic but only 24 in eng

    Would be good for you to know Arabic has the strongest grammar in the world; though I don't speak it.

  • @PerajEbay I can pronounce gh and kh. In fact, I wanted to say that Iranians can pronounce those and arabs can't. But apparently it's wrong and although those letters do not exist in Arabic alphabet, they are well pronounced by them. So to distinguish arabs and iranians, I guess we have to watch this: \watch?v=r6qZ-PYBrMw

  • in our alphabet we dont have "ch'' "p" "v" but arabs differ some of them cant pronounce "th" they use "z" instead but most of us can pronounce any letter except for "p'' it is almost impossible for us. Iranians dont have about 3 letters in the arabic alphabet( ح غ ع )

  • @redomisia ch and g is easily pronounced by all Arabs. Most Arab dialects use g, and even those that don't can pronounce it. Less dialects use ch (mostly Iraqis, Kuwaitis, and Bahrainis), but Arabs can still pronounce it easily. It's like the letter "V". It's not used by Arabs but it's easy to pronounce.

    A lot of Arabs pronounce "p" as "b".

  • @alnajina That's true. I guess we have to use this as the reference: \watch?v=r6qZ-PYBrMw

    =))))))

  • @redomisia

    Not necessarily true. In Iraqi Arabic there are some words/letters borrowed from Persian and Kurdish. There is an Iraqi Shi'a guy named Ahmed Chalabi(can't remember what his occupation is).

    So...yeah.

    But I think it works the majority of the time.

  • @redomisia im an arab :) and i can pronounce all, can you pronounce "Gh" and "Kh"? i dont think soo.

  • @Xavi997 :) I dodn't know that arabs can pronounce those. So I take back what I said. I thought since there is no sign in their alphabet, they can't pronounce it. However, I recently met an arab friend and she can pronounce all above. so .. now I have no clue how you can distinguishe them :)) maybe we have to refer to this video of Maz Jobrani: /watch?v=r6qZ-PYBrMw

  • @redomisia the thing is arab's can pronounce "p" but in many arabic speaking countries such as egypt they say "b" intstead of "p"and i have alot of arab friends that studied english late, as a result they alittle problem pronouncing the "ch" and "p", soo dont take back what you'v said, cuz your kinda right :)

  • @redomisia Cherry , Pickle .See !!! Not so hard !!! I laugh my ass when my American friend tries to speak French

  • @redomisia

    If they're born in the US it is practically useless.

  • @hckia you don't need to!

  • Hahahahahaaa. Nicely done. I say no racism IN GENERAL, how abouts it? :D

  • Hmm... English isn't my mother tongue, but I usually get most of the vids.. But wth is the m-word?

  • VIVA ARAB

  • Funny and entertaining. But aren't ARABS AND IRANIANS considered white?

  • Fantastic. Thank you for doing this.

  • I LOVE IT! Very funny Maz! I'm a Jewish Italian Hungarian German - I wish someone would write on my fence.

  • I LOVE IT! Very funny Maz! I'm a Jewish Italian Hungarian German - I wish someone would write on my fence.

  • thumbs up if you came here from sxephil :D

  • what the hell is with this racist bickering? isnt this vid supposed to promote peace?

  • @penwithwings go eat a bowl of nigger dicks you douchebagphil fanboy

  • @penwithwings its informative and funny....who cares about racist bickering its for laughs

  • @penwithwings isn't this vid supposed to be funny

  • am i missing something? their acting sort of sounds like they're making fun of or doing a parody of something, are they?

  • @WolfSharkk They're weren't bothered by the racial remark. Instead, they were bothered by the fact that they got the guy's race wrong. They're saying if you're going to insult somebody racially, get it right!

  • and im black and american

  • That's really nice and worth watching after all, but I am always wondering : why do we spend a lot of time kissing white people's ass, trying to make them "Accepting us"?

  • And it just happens that the black guy is the shortest of them all! :o))

  • But I'm Black, American, and Muslim. They just give up trying to harass me.

  • Hahaha and I'm black. - and american.

  • 69 dislikes. It's still a sex thing.

  • hilarious good job

  • "Are we not good enough to be racist enough to put that on your fence?"

    Best part of the whole video!

  • @jackeebutler

    It's not pronounced Iraynian. He is saying it right.

  • @Strangerwords Just so you know, not all Iranians hate Arabs. Just the ignorant ones. The rest of us respect and appreciate Arabs and fellow human beings.

  • @StellaisBack This I know

  • @MrTamayol Just wanted to agree. Those Iranians that hate Arabs are just as ignorant as the ones that hate Iranians cuz they think they are Arab.

  • @StellaisBack Absolutely.

  • we all need some edumacketion

  • AWESOME video on racism! ... of course, 3 comedians, no white guy (yes, i'm implying nonwhite are funnier, which doesn't rule out exceptions)

  • @JfernandesTV Tone of voice cannot be displayed through text. =|

  • NICE

  • hahahah it was really funny....just the truth.....I really like it!

    Thanks Maz!!!

    

  • HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • Give americans some cheeseburgers and they learn anything . You can even teach them how to use the bathroom properly . or eat those cheeseburgers you gave them in the beginning of my comment ?

  • @behzad500bc hahaha, what are you talking about bro, If your assuming all Americans are fat then your full of it. The world track and field championships just ended, and guess who won the most medals? AMERICA. Say what ever you want, but you better be able to back it up. USA BABY!

  • @TheAsh0707 I have nothing against usa man but americans the over weight nation in the world . I saw on tv how they fry butter i don't know how they do it but its like a big bar of batter inside a bun or something . lol i mean thats a bit too much and not only that the fast food industry just the whole thing with eating is messed up and i guess depression can cause people to eat a lot and if eating doesn't work americans have the pharmaceuticals making money off of them .

  • Haha!

  • I like the production

  • @YoureAnldiot arabs are not just from saudi arabia, they can be from qatar, bahrain, oman, etc

  • It's.. STUUUFFF PHILLL LIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

  • looks like the place in hitman

  • anyone else hear KassemG's Going Deep music in the background during the restaurant scene???

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  • if Iranian is not Arab then what is it ?

  • @lazzysol That's like saying if Canadian is not American then what is it... Arabs are from arabia, iranians are from iran.

  • @PatatatangaG @lazzysol you are both wrong... Iranians are Persian. Persian is a subset of caucasian, like hispanic is. It's a race issue, not a nationality issue. Arab is a race that originated in certain regions/countries, much like black is a race that originates in certain regions/countries. People in the COUNTRY Iran are usually Persian.

  • @lazzysol Iranians are Persian. Arabs are Arabs.

  • I swear, I feel like this all the time It's like whenever you say anything about race, you are being racist, and whenever you don't say anything about race, your not being open-minded. Don't get me wrong, I completely sympathize when people who are subjects of racism, oops I did it again, now I'm pitying them I guess I must be racist. Well I think everyone is equal, oops now I'm a tree-hugger, oops now I'm being judgmental. See what I mean?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. End bloopers.

  • This video is amazing and hilarious.

  • "Am I not good enough to be racist to you?"

  • Haha. All great comedians.

  • lies! everyone loves watermelon!

  • @MiggaMike not me, im allergic

  • LOL! ... that's awesome and really funny, good job!

  • Get it right! That's hilarious Maz. 

  • Yeah, double really.

  • I'm a Christian From a small beautiful country in the middle east "Lebanon",and My Name Is Peter !! yeah Our Country isn't a desert, we are not terrorists, and there's No War going on here!! So Get It Right People.

  • @drpeterakiki I love Lebanese people - especially the great Christian Maronites of Lebanon - but unfortunately due to the Islamic Republic of Terror, nearly half of your country is occupied by Hassan Nasrallah and Hizbollah thugs who are even obstructing the findings of the U.N. tribunal on the death of Hariri :(

  • @TheSasss1 hey thanks!! i don't care about politics that much!! but i would say hassan nasrallah isn't occupying anything, it's just politics again and what the media is trying to show, hasan nasrallah was and will always be a resistance force against israel from ravaging our lands in the south,because we have an incapable army against israel, but on the other hand i'm with justice in the tribunal, but not on the expense of ruining our country and political interests in the area! :)

  • @drpeterakiki I have lots of Lebanese Christian friends and they ARE ALL AGAINST HASSAN NASRALLAH the TERRORIST and the Hizbollah thugs which are occupying Lebanon against the will of the Lebanese people. I suggest you start conversing with your Christian brothers and sisters and care about politics and life situation.

  • @TheSasss1,Dude, he's better than Israel, if you're blind ( or pretending to be blind) & not looking at the difference between Nasr allah & Israel, then you're nothing more than an ignorant person, who hates a guy just because the "White folks" don't like him.

  • @Atlas2626 lol you're dumb. Hassan Nasrallah is a leader of the biggest terrorist organization funded, supported, and run by the biggest terrorist state in the Islamic Republic. A big FUCK YOU. :)

  • @TheSasss1,What about Israel? :) to you, they're better than him, right ? don't hide it, you just hate the man because he's a Muslim, you just hate him because he actually fought Israel, while Lebanese Christians were crying and bitching about how cruel this world is xD fuck you nature boy toy, live in your own dreams but don't share them, because they suck

  • @Atlas2626 Guess what? It is actually because he is a terrorist and is recognized as a terrorist by all civilized people and nations and by the international community as such. While imperfect, Israel is actually a democracy in a region of what has yet to been other democracies but hopefully with the 'Arab Spring', new democracies are soon to pop up. And guess what? I was "born" a Muslim and am Iranian and know the true roots of Islamic terror and constitutes the Islamic faith

  • @Atlas2626 Guess what? It is actually because he is a terrorist and is recognized as a terrorist by all civilized people and nations and by the international community as such. While imperfect, Israel is actually a democracy in a region of what has yet to been other democracies but hopefully with the Arab Spring, new democracies are soon to pop up. And guess what? I was "born" a Muslim and am Iranian and know the true roots of Islamic terror and constitutes the Islamic faith

  • @Atlas2626 And Lebanese Christians are great people - and it is great that the killers of Hariri has been revealed by the U.N. and Hassan Nasrallah's refusal to cooperate with the U.N. only distinguishes his level of involvement in the plot. Lebanese people have taken back great portions of Lebanon - but much more needs to be done and I am confident in the upcoming years- Hassan Nasrallah will be terminated following the soon-to-be revolutions of Syria and Iran.

  • @TheSasss1,Oh,So you're that kind..I mean the muslims who believe in "root of evil" xD, okay let me give you a lecture, but it will be very short.Christians used to burn women in middle ages (checkout spain history),Christians led campaigns against native americans and wiped them out of the face of earth,In the bible veil is forced upon woman and if women didn't wear the veil then their hair should be shaved according to the farty bible, above all : A woman is not allowed to talk in church

  • @TheSasss1,Oh,So you're that kind..I mean the muslims who believe in "root of evil" xD, okay let me give you a lecture, but it will be very short.Christians used to burn women in middle ages (checkout spain history),Christians led campaigns against native americans and wiped them out of the face of earth,In the bible veil is forced upon woman and if women didn't wear the veil then their hair should be shaved according to the farty bible.

  • @TheSasss1,About your "civilized nations".Another short lecture:USA used nuclear weapons against civilians in the 40s,killing and poising millions of japanese.USA used Napalm against Vietnamese civilians(checkout Vietnam war),Russia invaded Chechen,Killed and bombed civilians and soldiers alike.This is your civilized community,right ? to me, they are barbarians with guns, cowboys in the wild west,nothing more..Go to them, spend the rest of your life kissing their asses

  • @Atlas2626 Oh ignoranto, history is no doubt to be informed and educated about as to make sure history doesn't repeat itself and to learn from the mistakes and horrors of history-but every nation has a dirty history and marks on its past which is regrettable such as the nuclear horrors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki (as you should not lie and exaggerate numbers) - but one cannot judge a nation simply on its history. In doing so, one would see that the Iran of over 2500-yrs ago was much more civilized

  • @Atlas2626 than the Iran of today. So again, history is great but without cultural and social evolution - history is just that. Learn history, but don't be stuck living in it. Today we face threats from apocalyptic madmen who want to bring an end to humanity - truly evil religious madmen who have no regards to the sanctity of human life and human rights. So enjoy kissing ass to your Mullah brethren while the rest of us regard humanity and human rights - and my homeland of Iran will soon be free

  • @TheSasss1,you are crazy !! OMG , are you stupid or retarded ?? Israel has nuclear weapons, USA has them, all the west have W.M.D!! who's threatening the world ? One man like nasr-allah, or the west +israel, note that they already have weapons that can put earth to an end, note again that they used it (not in history retard,but after WW2) !!! and ww2 IS NOT THAT FAR FROM TODAY !! man,like i told you, go kiss some american feet and lick some jew ass, go live with them and fuck off !

  • Haha! I