High Stakes Poker Season 7 Episode 9

[MrDrugist]

man i like norms movies, but his commentary is horrible he just is not meant for this his voice is dry and boring which is perfect for his movies but does not work here.

[masterbates2011]

Perkins is shit or sutin.

also phil get a life.. why are you there go shag your wife..

[vanguard9672]

Actually you complainers are retarded, if you play poker you know people like Perkins play just to have fun. I play with Nelly PLO and he dosent give a dam about the money, he just likes to play. Perkins isnt a professional poker player but he is rich..and having fun so its fun to watch..so STFU...

[clearminding]

Perkins raised when he should be calling

Perkins checked when he should be betting

Perkins all in when he should be folding

what a super pro.

[btvanny021]

for everyone saying perkins sucks, at least he is playing hand. you have nits like voulgaris who onlys plays kings and aces and even folds kings. hes a multi-multi-millionare, im sure he could care less about losing 400K

[enjoiryan1]

fuckn a man just fold your kings preflop buddy.

[armwood2010]

Who gives a shit if Perkins is not that great? He does not play poker for a living so we wouldn't expect him to just be running a train on the pros. Amateurs are there just to have fun. and it seemed like Perkins was having a hell of a good time so that's all that matters. Perkins doesn't need a premium hand, all he needs is two cards and his thinking cap.

[disciple90633]

lol @ "crying raise". Could perkins possibly be worse at this game????

[disciple90633]

Norm lol @ 3:55

[bretisno1]

$15 000 to cal with ace high. where's the value in that when the pot is only $28 800. i wish i had this guys money. love how they slate him pre show and no one respects him. Perkins if you're reading this JUST STOP

[Bugzytron]

Perkins is so bad its not even funny

[itssti]

Perkins does all the wrong moves, all the time lol!

[sandkjen]

i cant belive mercier fell for that shit, LOL-

[teemucroshere44]

i hate to watch movsesian. worse than that annyoing fish perkins

[Liad0205]

Perkins wife must be really pissed off lol

[DudeMatithyahu]

wow, I forgot Norm hosts this show. Man he sucks as a commentator.

[MrMarleyJr420]

I could rape Perkins' ass in HU what a fucking fish

[postflopper]

@MrMarleyJr420 he could probably buy out your wife, mom and sister. that'll be rape

[bradsolid]

I felt for Perkins when he tryed so hard and so BAD to act as he had high card on that tris of fives. Man ridicolously bad acting.

[ggnub100]

FUCK THIS COMMENTATOR AND BRING BACK KAPLAN/BENZA, DUMBSHIT PRODUCERS!

[knurft123]

@ggnub100

don't know about the way you would handle this. But I must admit it is a very boring way to comment this program. I would like Gabe back.

[Krysavcik]

When cards come, sometimes they just come. (c)Genius Phil Laak

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[rabby77777]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o  boreing

[casariego2]

17:46 Everyone else thinking: "What the fuck is this guy talking about?"

Btw, Perkings biggest fish of the history of HSP

[47trav]

Have you guys ever seen those movies where theres a car chase, then theres other cars crashing into eachother?

[Dontquotemeonthat]

@casariego2 fish! oh please thats being nice. he's a whale!

[vladbcom]

Doesn't Mike Baxter have enough money to buy a fucking decent hat that would have all those greasy salty marks all over? Gawd awfully disgusting.. embarrassing

[Sessioni]

Even tho this is much worse than the previous seasons, I sitll like it.

[jtamezf]

Perkins is priceless....

[TheyCallMeTheGambler]

I love poker. I love High Stakes Poker. I hate Norm McDonald.

[johhny3rubs]

@TheyCallMeTheGambler that's too bad. norm is one of the funniest guys out there.

[theivyleaguer]

Bob plays like shit. Such a nit it's disgusting.

[Rubenzful]

Perkins is a fucking joke

[ElfPrincessHarley]

Gable Kaplan has ugly old man tits.

[monchka1]

they play so bad...omg

[pasztecik08]

please, mute perkins! annying donk

[cloverboy75]

Norm McDonald needs to run into traffic. He is horrid beyond belief.

[VIPAH]

This new commentator needs lessons from Jerry Seinfeld! YOU AREN'T FUNNY!! Get over it!!

[kelmandevil]

I've enjoyed the play actually, even voulgaris being a nit, but I do miss gabe kaplan, far better announcer, norm's funny and all but he's out of his element

[2goodforu]

that guy hasawkward hands in the beginning. Looks like he doesnt know what to do with them

[WidzyGaming]

why the fuck do they invite nits like voulgaris to play.. fucking ruiner get off the screen

[betiazo]

perkins is a fu**in donk!!!!  he should give me that money!!!

[VIPAH]

@betiazo I like how he looks to the Poker Gods hoping they will answer his questions!!

[m4rr3co2]

this is like some houses that i go play poker...just 100 times expensivier

[MrRhumaran77]

Gabe Kaplan, came back soon PLEASE,

[galleon5]

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[jwalker627]

I'll make it 50,000....smooth

[acenace24]

GSN just needs to BRING BACK GABE KAPLAN!!!!

[bapize2]

Amen, thank you GSN... I wish more networks were willing to do this.

[ShadyDavey]

Nice to see Mike Baxter

back

very very

gutsy

[preg13]

i need to invite perkins to my next home game

[Ashikmitra]

this commentator makes me wanna kill myself -_-

[Brucy6666]

Is it just me, or does the commentator sound like the dog from Dr. Dolittle (the one with Eddie Murphy)

[nnanR2]

Whats that sound at 19:40 ?:D:D:

[JenovaTheGreat]

POKERS A FUN GAME WHEN YOUR WINNNING

FAGGOT

[SuperBajaja]

Perkins is such a dickhead actor.. i hate such acting during poker..

[SuperBajaja]

Bring Gabe back.. who is this cocksucker? there is no drama. beginner one

[Anonomousxxx]

voulgaris has won about 200k and what about you? So shut up and watch

[W1ndcard]

We want more "PERKINS" at poker TV,we Love his charisma and table talk!

[YellowBullet2001]

What are you guys talking about? Norm is absolutely hilarious with his comments.

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[drummer21060]

Perkins is the stone nut low at this game. He thinks his excessive talking and reasoning out hands is beneficial to him, but it really just convinces him to make awful calls and bluffs out of position.

[P0k3rmaniac]

i can't watch high stakes poker without gabe -.-

[dzigimk]

Phil Galfond <3

[99borisenko99]

season 7 makes me vomit....:D

[JiveDadson]

WHAT HAPPENED TO GABE KAPLAN? This guy is pathetic.

[myri0191]

i feel bad for this guy perkins ..

[kalorication]

Lol Barry is about to sleep at 15:30 !

[dodgerguy1981]

Anyone else sitting in Voulgaris' seat would have made over $1MILL lol.

[good2liSteniNG]

bed players

[toldizl]

Voulgaris fck nittttttt omg when i see hi game i m gona by nervos

[peppefuori88]

who is perkins?



[Musicmatttheonly1]

man watching that guy perkins makes me sad

[lukasninos]

u forgot ELI,,this lineup sucks

[tsias10]

i wanna kick movsesian

[orcuser]

baxter is surprisingly solid.

[edy1990]

voulgaris is a shame

[tylerg0089]

buy some new teeth with the billions

[trebor229]

i hope they've taken this season as a lesson, and do something about it @ season 8 cause... damn..

they should start with calling AJ and gabe, and thab slatz20's list of players

[axebodyspray71]

Bill perkins is such a fish. That hollywood against Barry with trip 5's was such a joke, every single person at the table knew he had a hand there...

[gavnastyyy]

Can I just say that GSN is awesome for putting this on YouTube in HD for free?

[newcilad]

@gavnastyyy, yeah , we can see the ads even clearer.

[Broxinho19]

what a boring round...

[conorharten]

bill perkins is the biggest douchebag i have ever seen at a poker table.."sick hands, all right all in"...idiot

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[Nibberati]

Who knew that having no b@lls would cause such piles of sh!t to come flying out of your mouth? But, Phil Laak once again proves himself to be the case in point. Why the fLIck does he get invited on these programmes. He barely plays a hand of his own, but prattles on disturbing other players in the midst of theirs. When he does decide to play (usually with pocket aces or kings) he bottles it, bets small and is happy to just take the blinds. Wise up & stop bringing this muppet to theTV tables.

[MorgannSilvermoon]

So boring and passive...

[Matthew3753]

My mom can host better than you norm = (

[artysmokes]

I think Barry Greenstein is embarrassed to be on this show. He's cringing at the bad play of the amateurs and the tightness of Bob and Phil. On previous seasons, Barry could be quite funny and self-deprecating alongside fellow pros, but you can tell he can't be bothered to do it as this crowd is so monumentally dull.

[artysmokes]

There's no wikipedia page for Bill Perkins. Perhaps there should be one, with no words, but a photo of a donkey.

[artysmokes]

Perkins is making me cringe almost as much as Norm McDonald. He's like a goldfish in a shark tank.

[videosrcool444]

Honestly I could give a fuk less about Gabe, he was trash just like Norm (in fact all poker commentating is pretty much trash so who knows, I mean it aint fukin sports, just heyyy theres a good flop and all this nonsense). The reason this new series sucks is they got the worse most boring group possible, Vulgaris, Laak, Mercier, Greenstein, Duhamel, Baxter I mean fuck do these guys even have a fukin pulse. Im sure they're good poker players but fuk its horrible TV.

[bigbob0]

epic laugh at 12:12

[Flosg85]

how is the new moderator? he sucks and is "nervig" ...i want Kaplan back

[dusttaker]

"and thats how you get rid of a bully!" LMAO

[JayZTupacNas]

17:45 HAHAHAHA!!

Bill Perkins: "You ever seen the movies when the guy is getting away and the car is chasing and all these other cars crash into each other. You know what I'm talking about? You ever see that happen?"

[dusttaker]

@JayZTupacNas wasnt that like OJ Simpson in the old Hertz commercials?

[MrDabanana]

Why isn't Gabe Kaplan commentating? would it make much better!!

[luismendezs]

This is a shot from Julian Movsesians helicopter.... hahahah nice one.

[ILLuMNaughty]

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[helmuth8806]

130 people miss Gabe Kaplan and Seasons 1-6...Make that 131 including me

[vladbcom]

@helmuth8806 Yeah I hate Norm, with passion

[rockm3up]

season 7 sucks

[dimon4303]

ALL THIS SEASON SAME FUCKING SHITTY PLAYERS!!!!!

[ciaonegra]

the WORLD CHAMPION a total moron in cash game...

I WANNA IVEY AND DURRRR BACK!

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[sahilsheth]

perkins is an idiot !

[billbo49]

this guy is a dildo  go get gabe

[JamSamJackx]

"Play with the best players in the world" LOL did he look around the table??

[erickaie1]

when perkins is losong hes like a pussy and wen es winning he gets too cocky ... hu are these poker players???ughhhh

[erickaie1]

this wat u call pussy poker lol and perkins stop acting like a pussy ... ur hollywooding sucks .. wtf??? pussy

[erickaie1]

this wat u call pussy poker lol

[erickaie1]

julian character and face is so annoying "a wanna be pro"

[mbelma6329]

That was funny what Norm said about Jen Tilly and 3D

[WillyMcWilliness]

Movsesian... wtf is this fish doing on this show?

[PoeProBro]

this show is doomed doomed i say.....what a lineup......and norm wtf wheres gabe and his cohart????

[ixcuix]

Laak has NO gamble Period.

[ixcuix]

yeah this is the absolutely worst lineup ever.

[bigbob0]

12:11 wtf

[spyu]

Wow could Perkins be any worse? I think the only worse player I've seen on t.v. is Jennifer Tilly and Elizabeth Houston. He just bleeds money.

[edurodferr]

i´d love to sit next to perkins at a poker table

[BarretoOMuahaha]

perkins its a really bad player... he made a lot of bad moves :S and the hollywooding haha rofl

[SHELFSIDEYID1882]

random drunk old man laugh @ 12:10

[NemesisGR21]

booooooooooooring...

[MegaBoom360]

Movsesian is so annoying

[ggnub100]

23:30 is a classic line voulgaris is at least entertaining

[ggnub100]

JUST BRING ISILDUR1, DURRR, IVEY, LEX AND FARHA AND YOU HAVE A SHOW GSN

[WILLIAMCHANEL]

Norm is weird and, yes, annoying. I no likee.

[shawny1978]

is perkin for real? is he acting on purpose like this?hes a douche and a half, the way he played those three 5s was just so moronic. beside greenstein , this is by far the worst line up ever on any poker show on tv. vulgaris is just so fucking annoying, some one's gotta tell that movessian guy to keep his mouth close while chewing his gum. where did gsn find these people seriously?

[Aman12399]

baxter has some nasty sweat stains on his hat

[jasyang]

kara is fcking hot

[waugh8989]

duhamel plays so shit .....

[size123]

This commentator is just saying things that we can already see !! How boring...Can u bring Kaplan back please ? He makes this show worth watching !

[moctezuma2008]

wow these guys are so bad. Voulgaris checking his set twice on the turn of river. only possible hand that could beat him was a straight which was unlikely. same thing with kings, he wasn't trapping he was being cautious of aces or something else. Baxter is chewing his gum so fast after his continuation bet with AQ, and of course the black bald guy throwing his chips in certain way that he is saying im weak but i want to represent strenght. poor speech he gave jason but jason too

[ikweetbeter]

voulgaris is boring and perking and movsesian what ever his name is sucks 2 dont invite idiots like that any more they are a shame for poker

[valfitness]

terrible choice by laak to run it twice!

[moctezuma2008]

@valfitness lol 60 vs 40 % is a bad choice to run it twice? It is not very far from 50/50. There is nothing wrong with that play. besides, these players are mostly idiots so you are better off playing it safe. On the long run, laak skills will pay off.

[valfitness]

@moctezuma2008 ok ill take 60 and you take 40. how much do you want to gamble for? idiot! why would you give your opponent 4 cards to catch 1 heart? learn to play

[moctezuma2008]

@valfitness u clearly don't know how to play poker. Do you understand that there is LOTS of variation when it comes to play a single hand? that's why in order to make money from poker u have to have a decent bankroll, at least around 20 times the buy in of whatever stakes u play. Even when u r favorite U LOSE in the short term. 60/40 DOES NOT guarantee that you will win the money. Please shut the fuck up if you don't know how to play.

[valfitness]

@moctezuma2008 thanks for the elaborate useless breakdown. Im well aware of the bankroll management. I also do know that if you are going to play, you have to get your money in good spots. 62-38 seems like a hell of a lot better spot to put my money in than 50-50. wouldnt you agree?

[gabeuop79]

I'm gonna get some thumbs down for this, but I actually think Norm's commentating is getting better with each episode. He's NOT as funny as Gabe Kaplan and does NOT have Gabe's poker knowledge (not even close), but he's getting funnier. The Jennifer Tilly 3D comment was pretty good...

[KingTrebla]

Greenstein luckboxes again surprise surprise

[comidaparaperro]

Voulgaris is wearing diapers because he pees every time he flops a set, thinking someone might have flopped a straight flush or something, Laak is broke and is sitting for the sponsoring shit only (doesn't work if you don't play), Duhamel's mom called and told him to stop playing, Barry is only fun to watch when Farha is pushing him around. And Norm!!!???, WTF with this guy, they made a contest to see who's the lamest commentator possible, no shit Kaplan ain't here, he must be LHAO at this crap

[slatz20]

THIS MORONS PLAY SCARED MONEY. FUCK U HIGH STAKES POKER SEASON 7.

I WANT TO SEE

IVEY; DWAN; ANTONIUS; CHAN; HELLMUTH; FARHA; ESFANDIARI; NEGREANU; VIKTOR BLOM

[CorneliusHooter]

@slatz20 You want to see your perfect man? Antonius' model face, Ivey's dick, Blom's hair and Negreanu because he sounds like Marty McFly.

[slatz20]

@CorneliusHooter am i talking to Phil Laak??? hahahaha u are jealous ^^

[CorneliusHooter]

@slatz20 I'll beat the shit out of you with my fists, stab you in the eye with my sunglasses, then finish you off by wringing your neck with my hoody.

[slatz20]

@slatz20 FUCK U MORON

[shroey20]

@slatz20 you won't see blom on any televised show any time soon

[mongopilot100]

@slatz20 IVEY:DWAN:ESFANDIARI:NEGREANU:­CHAN:TONY G:LAAK:SEED:SEXTON!!!!!!

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

@mongopilot100 Laak? are you serious hes such a fucking nit hes just waiting for Aces and the way he acts hes a fag.

[IPushHard]

@slatz20

I dont think the Full Tilt pros play at High Stakes Poker. You'll catch those players at Poker After Dark.

Even if they don't mix the Poker Stars and Full Tilt Pros, we should be thankful that we have 2 great poker shows to watch.

[DonGrafOne]

@slatz20 dwan and blom are broke...these gambling morons

[tom101580]

perkins is an idiot. i dunno y he try to read other. he can't read at all. what a donkey.

[tom101580]

i thought Voulgaris played smart. its a lot of money. and a lot of loose players. play tight and win a lot of money.

[fahq12346]

perkins is there for fun, like poker should be.

[fahq12346]

stuck up little bitch

[fahq12346]

voulgaris just seems like a boring little fag

[fahq12346]

voulgaris sucks!

[EK11221122]

28:06 = SCARED MONEY. Lots of other hands might pay a riverbet off + if Baxter folds he wouldnt have to show. OMFG !!! Get that tight bithc out of that game...

[mikelching]

God whatever they're paying Norm McDonald to host this season they're paying too much worst commentator ever

[shadowduck02]

@mikelching No kidding.. he sucks compared to Gabe...