I think we should make all these loonies (acupuncturists, aromatherapists, chiropractors, and all other similar quacks) have a taste of their own medicine. When they are ill they should be denied conventional medicine in any form (no drugs, no surgery, no radiation treatment etc) - that should successfully get rid of all these charlatans.
skeptics are dumber than the people who believe all this particular new age crap... it gives true truth seekers a bad name. i suggest the try to debunk new age psychedelic gnostic quantum mystical technoshamanism/paganism.
@calumelliott that's from 'avatar, the last airbender', you know, the cartoon. in the cartoon, chakras really exist and if the main character can unblock all of his chakras, he is able to summon incredible power by channeling the energy of all his past lives. so, clearly completely fictional, but cool. don't think i say they're real. concepts like chakras are nice if you want to use them fictionally and so referred to how they are explained in the cartoon. real life chakras are bullshit
@Polybun I always have one question for the faith healing 'God heals all' brigade...."If God will get rid of cancer just like that, why did he create it in the first place?!"
At 8:00, this silly bunt is trying to recite the bullshit "accutonics" theory. She can hardly keep from laughing at her own silliness. Stupid fvcking shit.
Apparently Barnum wasn't completely correct when he said "There's a sucker born every minute." Apparently, there's a sucker born every second.
It is so sad that people waste their money on this nonsense. Go for a walk, get some fresh air and do some volunteer work. That's a better use of your time.
@ronv11 I agree totally with your comment re the crass inefficiency of so called medical doctors. They are too can be fulll of bullshit only peddle drugs for companies and get paid huge commisons. Yes these meds work on a temporary basis, causing more harmful side effects rather than curative value. It is perfectly understandable many flee to the newage/alternative market, which is based soley on faith. Patients are caught betweeen a rock and a hard place. Auto suggestion works wonders
I wonder if these New Age people genuinely believe that this stuff works, or if they're actually con artists who try to take advantage of gullible people.
@juliadist Newsflash: Actual medicine actually works when does right. And would you care to say what the malpractice to done right ratio is?(Hint: Its very, very low for the malpractice side). New age medicine is bullshit and doesn't work even if it is done "correct".
Yeah it's all bullshit but medical studies do show that placebo effects can make people feel better it's the fact that you think you are better that makes you feel better. It's the opposite of people overacting being sick. And then there is chance :D I mean acupuncture COULD hit some muscle or nerve right where you have pains or some shit.
So, lets look at the acupuncturist, no sight prep, no gloves. She's breaking the surface of the skin for crying out loud. Does she know anything about freaking infection ?
When he played the kazoo, and it reached 39 hertz..it caused my gonads to oscillate at 32 hertz which I understand from kazoo healers to be the magic tone and it felt really good. I wonder if I could get a prostitute to have sex with me and play a kazoo at 39 hertz?.. kinky
Well considering that the City of Berkeley put a giant tuning fork in the center of town as art, it does not surprise me that people would use tuning forks to heal. Assholes.
The same comments I'd make about conventional medicine. The difference is: how many people die from doctors wrong treatments, chemo-pills or radiation therapy promoted by fat farma? billions dollars industry. I never give a shit for cancer research. 35000 women die in North America from breast cancer every year ( much more than in a war time). It was not before early 70-th. Is any harm produced by energy medicine (color, chakra etc)?
All religion in a way is false to be sure it is not true like the chair that I am sitting on or the computer I am looking at,but the chair I am sitting at or the computer I amlooking at does not inspire me.Religion if it inspire you to make a change who is anybody to say that is not true.It is like saying your feelings are not true,I am consider myself an inlightened atheist but but I say let something inspire you,open your heart and don't let anybody say what is the most truest to you is a lie.
Sometimes real doctors recommend those shitty new age medicines to their patients whenever they think the patient is a hypochondriac. It prevents them from killing themselves and gets them to leave the doctor alone.
Acupuncture/these alternative medicines works only to the extent that people who have nothing wrong with them want to feel they are important. They need a little TLC.
And why is it these Kooks all seem to be in/from California. Remnants of hippie movement?
I still think Homo Sapien is an undeserved label for most humans. Also Listenetix works. I was having a shitty day and listening to that masterful song on the kazoo made me feel much better. I just hope Penn doesn't become a new L.R. Hubbard.
Well.. When get a flu etc these new age medicines may work. MAY work. One old is still better than bag full of new ones. If you get cancer or something bad you need modern medicines and treatments. No acupuncture will cure you of that. Yet there is an old medicine to aid the nausea from the kemotreatment... Marijuana. Research that and throw this piece of shit new age medicine were it belongs.
I don't know which is more bullshit, old age medicine or new age medicine. These "god heels all" folks letting their children die from easily cured common diseases should find themselves on bullshit.
@Polybun Delusion has a very bad habit of reducing a persons ability to make logical decisions. On a different note, I remember being in the damn E.R. and having a nurse tell me to try getting acupuncture. If i could have face palmed at the time I would have.
@Polybun well considering he was doing his job as the nurse and offering what he thought was helpful advice, I wasn't so much angry as I was flabbergasted. The chaplain at the hospital offered to say a prayer for me, but I told him, thanks for the sentiment, but I'd rather he do something useful & enjoyable. Woowoo nonsense infiltrates to some of the scariest of places. But the doctors & nurses patched me up and didn't charge me 10k to do it, so they are alright by me.
@mistereveready Well, they do charge you that here in the civilian world and I hate to see my money wasted. Would you punch someone over $20? I would. Waste my time over mumbo jumbo and I'm going to answer with knuckles.
to be honest, if I was lying on a bed with some strange doctor playing a kazoo over me, my subsequent laughter would make me feel better about almost anything
Dude you have to 'warm up' the gong before striking it. This means you lightly tap it so that it is already vibrating. By doing so you can help prevent cracks, and produce a better sound.
"Chi the natural energy" - dumb bitch, the Chinese don't take the energy aspect literally. It's the Chinese thousands of years of medical science (before the Mongolians fucked up what would have been an industrial revolution a thousand years ago in China), anyway it's just about circulation and yatta, yatta... The Chinese are ridiculously rational.
Hearing Quantum Alignment therapy immediately made me think of Star Trek Voyager's techno-babel. So i guess this procedure allows you to move undetected on a Borg cube?
Oh man, my aunt practices that chakra shit. When I had a cold, and was nearby, she went and did all those ritual things. Needless to say, it did not work at all.
The new age religion, is just as superstitious as the rest of them. Listen to Deepak Chopra for about 5 minutes,you will see that it is a pure psuedoscience, and it abuses mainstream science, to support its mythology. If the New Age religion, worked so well, it would place all hospitals out of business, and almost every law of physics would be invalid.
@llam89 Well if it makes you feel better I almost lost money on a scam but didn't act when the people asked for money and waited, due to the nature of the scam this meant I had minor annoyances and some embarrassment.
Just wish I had known it was a scam in the first place.
when the kazoo came out I started laughing and couldn't stop for a couple of noisy minutes. I will never hear a kazoo in quite the same way again. I'm still laughing while trying to type this. :):):)
I went out with a girl who considered herself a new age healer. They were the three most excruciatingly painful years of my life. She was so full of shit it was practically dribbling out of her ears.
New Age Medicine is basically the only way to actually heal yourself. I healed 9 cavities and regrew all my teeth using this so called bullshit that modern medicine and science won't even consider.
They're point about the cost of health insurance runs deeper than people realize. 15 states require insurance companies to cover aroma therapy. 18 require coverage for accupuncture. 26 require coverage for elective cosmetic surgery. 9 require coverage for homeopathy. It is any wonder that insurance costs what it does.
@Stephaniebx3 That is an excellent question. Seriously, who does the licensing/certifications for all the herbologists, accupuncturists and so on. Also, many herbs contain drugs of every type and variety, and many, such as cannabis and the coca plant, are controlled substances. So how can she hand these things out without prescriptions?
You really have to be willing to believe in ANYTHING and be incredibly gullible to not crack up at someone blowing a kazoo at you. The melodies made it even funnier.
11:15 I can't believe that the guy didn't just sit up and say: "Are you fucking serious?!" when the Doctor played the kazoo over him! I mean seriously! I am surprised that the cameramen didn't crack up when filming this!
@SAOrules I think they got payed for their participation, this explains why they are so willing. When the guy says "hey this stuff works, i like it" he doesn't sound at all sincere.
The way acupunture works is actually pretty interesting. No chi involved, but the gate control theory of pain is kind of neat. Also explains why rubbing a painful area can make it feel better.
These people can't even spell Om correctly, when going from hindi to english, the word Om has no h, the way they are spelling it is like the german physicisist whom the unit of resistance is named after. Fucking newage hippies can't even get their shit straight.
godamnit youtube sux, this is not the start of the episode, in the start of this episode there is 7 cheerleaders cheering withour their tops on, and then penn and teller explains some of what this episode is about
How the fuck would Sound waves and poking needles into skin kill viruses?!
SlamageEntertainment 2 days ago
Placebo.....
Freepepsi42 2 days ago
8:35 Symphony of Destruction Intro
fetusjuice 3 days ago
I think we should make all these loonies (acupuncturists, aromatherapists, chiropractors, and all other similar quacks) have a taste of their own medicine. When they are ill they should be denied conventional medicine in any form (no drugs, no surgery, no radiation treatment etc) - that should successfully get rid of all these charlatans.
arsovatiticus 4 days ago
that was hindi not sanskrit
sagar246246 1 week ago
Good lord that woman with the christmas light bed? She can't even bullshit competently!
bflat86 2 weeks ago
"For those who not believe nothing is possible..."
well I "believe" you are stupid and full of crap... does it count? =D
MrKaozKaoz 2 weeks ago
Is it true that if you put a water chakra aligned crystal on your forehead, for thirty minutes a day, in one month you grow wings?
extragunbon 2 weeks ago
my insurance covers me for acupuncture but not breast reduction...
uching 3 weeks ago
@uching thats because breast reduction is literally the worst thing ever
remotetea 1 week ago
@remotetea umm no i got a reduction last year, it just cost a pretty packet.
i was pointing out the ludacrisness of the situation.
the operation has saved my back and my neck .
uching 1 week ago
@uching but... boobs
remotetea 1 week ago
"Hey I'm gonna play doctor because I'm too fucking lazy/stupid to be a real one. HEALING IS FUN!"
195ashes 3 weeks ago
hey, I'm Portuguese. I can help her decipher the instructions of the bed. And I suspect the bed came from Brazil, not Portugal.
Nocturnalux 1 month ago
stupid people amuse me.....i just wish they couldnt vote
funcpl2741054 1 month ago
isnt it illegal to impersonate a doctor?
sk8erfreak9242 1 month ago
@sk8erfreak9242 If you're actually practicing medicine, then yeah, of course.
Toadsanime 2 weeks ago
skeptics are dumber than the people who believe all this particular new age crap... it gives true truth seekers a bad name. i suggest the try to debunk new age psychedelic gnostic quantum mystical technoshamanism/paganism.
occupynow 1 month ago
What's up with all of the schlongs in the related videos?
ziggyboi1995 1 month ago
There are 7 chakras. Each chakra has a certain location in the body, a certain purpose and can be blocked by a certain emotion.
Earth chakra: base of the spine, deals with survival, blocked by fear.
Water chakra: sacrum (near base of spine) ,pleasure, guilt.
Fire chakra: stomach, willpower, shame.
Air chakra: Heart, love, Grief.
Sound chackra: throath, truth, lies.
Light chakra: Forehead, insight, illusion.
Thought Chakra: crown of the head,pure Cosmic energy, earthly attachments.
AVATAR!
Raezeman 1 month ago
@Raezeman your fucking gay kid
Zalman1337 1 month ago
@Zalman1337 really? that's a surprise, better go tell my girlfriend then...
Raezeman 1 month ago
@Raezeman The fuck you on about?
calumelliott 1 month ago
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Raezeman 1 month ago
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@calumelliott that's from 'avatar, the last airbender', you know, the cartoon. in the cartoon, chakras really exist and if the main character can unblock all of his chakras, he is able to summon incredible power by channeling the energy of all his past lives. so, clearly completely fictional, but cool. don't think i say they're real. concepts like chakras are nice if you want to use them fictionally and so referred to how they are explained in the cartoon. real life chakras are bullshit
Raezeman 1 month ago
@Raezeman Also known as metaphysical bullshit
flicfan416 1 month ago
@flicfan416 but it's still an awesome show
Raezeman 1 month ago
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My mom is seriously ill and has given tons of money to these alternative medicine people. She's desperate. This exploitation disgusts me.
frother 1 month ago
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frother 1 month ago
New Age Medicine: The Placebo of a Generation
MrAluminumJacket 1 month ago
I love the theme music n_n
MitraXyde 1 month ago 2
oh Penn & Teller, you never fail to educate and entertain.
ChickenRamen 1 month ago
@Polybun I always have one question for the faith healing 'God heals all' brigade...."If God will get rid of cancer just like that, why did he create it in the first place?!"
PassTheMarmalade1957 1 month ago
This whole charkra stuff was a lot more convincing in Avatar the Last Airbender...
tiaxanderson 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
At 8:00, this silly bunt is trying to recite the bullshit "accutonics" theory. She can hardly keep from laughing at her own silliness. Stupid fvcking shit.
gingervytis 1 month ago
Fuck, I hate alternative unscientific bullshit.
uriituw 2 months ago
wow... i saw Dennis Quaid, Christopher Walken, Helen Hunts sister with downs syndrome, and than Mick Jagger. awesome
RammsteinXgta 2 months ago
Why do people work when they can make money for just playing a kazoo :)
jopi122 2 months ago
couldn't stop myself cracking up, this is probably the funniest one I've ever seen!! hahaha :D
superiorplanet 2 months ago
Apparently Barnum wasn't completely correct when he said "There's a sucker born every minute." Apparently, there's a sucker born every second.
It is so sad that people waste their money on this nonsense. Go for a walk, get some fresh air and do some volunteer work. That's a better use of your time.
ghostframer 2 months ago
Hmm I need to release my kazoo Christmas cover tapes, this time I could pass them off as a stress remedy.
Slobezero 2 months ago
the reason people fall for this is, when medical doctors fail to help people , people get disparate looking for help.
ronv11 2 months ago
@ronv11 I agree totally with your comment re the crass inefficiency of so called medical doctors. They are too can be fulll of bullshit only peddle drugs for companies and get paid huge commisons. Yes these meds work on a temporary basis, causing more harmful side effects rather than curative value. It is perfectly understandable many flee to the newage/alternative market, which is based soley on faith. Patients are caught betweeen a rock and a hard place. Auto suggestion works wonders
angizoink 1 month ago
that black chick has a sexy voice
ChaosKirbyoLight 2 months ago in playlist Bullshit!
I dunno why, but listening to that kazoo was kinda relaxing...
hungryman211 2 months ago
I saw that same 'christmas light' thingy, at 4:00, in a Richard Dawkins documentary about bullshit beliefs.
hungryman211 2 months ago
I wonder if these New Age people genuinely believe that this stuff works, or if they're actually con artists who try to take advantage of gullible people.
ColinMac93 2 months ago
how on earth can the fake doctor keep a straight face during his kazoo-healing session :D
Purojannu 2 months ago 21
She had me at "...Earth and its various rotations"
iamthe3rd 3 months ago
I lost it when he brought out the kazoo.
Willardsmusic 3 months ago
9:35 - 9:36 Um...Rawr?
Zerahl 3 months ago
Hasn't Chantal heard of Babel Fish?
bubbyeater 3 months ago
@juliadist Newsflash: Actual medicine actually works when does right. And would you care to say what the malpractice to done right ratio is?(Hint: Its very, very low for the malpractice side). New age medicine is bullshit and doesn't work even if it is done "correct".
assassinof1337 3 months ago
8:23
"Zodiac is the second earth Fork"
That comment just made me spit my water all over the screen LOLOLOL
Kindred1a1 3 months ago
Oh, humans…
ourglasslake 3 months ago
its all white ladies doing chinese witchdoctory..looks legit and how does the dr keep a straight face during kazoo therapy?
Bockatadi 3 months ago
its all white ladies doing chinese witchdoctory..looks legit
Bockatadi 3 months ago
wow... where can i get one of those healing kazoos? that was amazing!
jjeremmy 3 months ago
Yeah it's all bullshit but medical studies do show that placebo effects can make people feel better it's the fact that you think you are better that makes you feel better. It's the opposite of people overacting being sick. And then there is chance :D I mean acupuncture COULD hit some muscle or nerve right where you have pains or some shit.
jorix3 3 months ago
So, lets look at the acupuncturist, no sight prep, no gloves. She's breaking the surface of the skin for crying out loud. Does she know anything about freaking infection ?
Postie218 3 months ago
He forgot CHeater!
MunkyDrag0n 3 months ago
The clips they do with the fake doctors show us that people will believe anything as long as they feel like they are in the hands of a professional
zackboomer 3 months ago
Finish off with a blowjob LMFAOOOOO
Fredo5227 3 months ago
music has been proven to help, but not random sound.
Celebrian666 3 months ago
My doctor says mylanta
sidDkid87 3 months ago
@sidDkid87:
Hahahahaha. Loved your comment.
SavoyTruffle78 3 months ago
When he played the kazoo, and it reached 39 hertz..it caused my gonads to oscillate at 32 hertz which I understand from kazoo healers to be the magic tone and it felt really good. I wonder if I could get a prostitute to have sex with me and play a kazoo at 39 hertz?.. kinky
orangemod 3 months ago 2
naruto chakra?
880330145789 4 months ago
I should call an "healing" method "Shang Tsung" (look up Mortal Kombat, to know what he does...)
Poodleinacan 4 months ago
Well considering that the City of Berkeley put a giant tuning fork in the center of town as art, it does not surprise me that people would use tuning forks to heal. Assholes.
fourthgirl 4 months ago
I called my chakras Twilight, Pinkie, Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Derpy.
blenderpanzi 4 months ago 5
did Penn just call that minger lady "Christopher Walken" ?? LMAO !!!!
disengagejam 4 months ago
chakra??? NARUTO!!!
123HGW 4 months ago
The same comments I'd make about conventional medicine. The difference is: how many people die from doctors wrong treatments, chemo-pills or radiation therapy promoted by fat farma? billions dollars industry. I never give a shit for cancer research. 35000 women die in North America from breast cancer every year ( much more than in a war time). It was not before early 70-th. Is any harm produced by energy medicine (color, chakra etc)?
juliadist 4 months ago
@juliadist : God damn it you have got to be the stupidest person ever to commentate on youtube
MrAquinoflavio 4 months ago 20
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Raezeman 1 month ago
@juliadist
Have you ever been involved in a head injury because I think there might be some internal damage in your brain.
Kindred1a1 3 months ago
All religion in a way is false to be sure it is not true like the chair that I am sitting on or the computer I am looking at,but the chair I am sitting at or the computer I amlooking at does not inspire me.Religion if it inspire you to make a change who is anybody to say that is not true.It is like saying your feelings are not true,I am consider myself an inlightened atheist but but I say let something inspire you,open your heart and don't let anybody say what is the most truest to you is a lie.
idicula1979 4 months ago
Bullshit is an endless (and sadly a) profitable market - we should tax the hell out of it!
iceandsteele 5 months ago
I just about shit myself when he whipped out the kazoo.
indierockeromg 5 months ago
Oh man, you've got to be kidding me with the kazoo!
NKP514 5 months ago
How are those people not laughing. XD
TheWeirdPlant 5 months ago
Sometimes real doctors recommend those shitty new age medicines to their patients whenever they think the patient is a hypochondriac. It prevents them from killing themselves and gets them to leave the doctor alone.
redelman43199 5 months ago
Acupuncture/these alternative medicines works only to the extent that people who have nothing wrong with them want to feel they are important. They need a little TLC.
And why is it these Kooks all seem to be in/from California. Remnants of hippie movement?
ffgew22 5 months ago
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ffgew22 5 months ago
I started dying as soon as I heard Penn say, "Fuck you, Obi Wan" Hahaha
ffgew22 5 months ago 3
11:15 I was pretty fucking serious until he played that thing. :D
warnation101 5 months ago
12:20 Amazing how he's actually laying completly still. I would be laughing my ass off. Like I am now XD
DarenSankari 6 months ago
I hate credulity.
uriituw 6 months ago
I still think Homo Sapien is an undeserved label for most humans. Also Listenetix works. I was having a shitty day and listening to that masterful song on the kazoo made me feel much better. I just hope Penn doesn't become a new L.R. Hubbard.
mistereveready 6 months ago
Well.. When get a flu etc these new age medicines may work. MAY work. One old is still better than bag full of new ones. If you get cancer or something bad you need modern medicines and treatments. No acupuncture will cure you of that. Yet there is an old medicine to aid the nausea from the kemotreatment... Marijuana. Research that and throw this piece of shit new age medicine were it belongs.
To idiots!
Deimiond 6 months ago
I don't know which is more bullshit, old age medicine or new age medicine. These "god heels all" folks letting their children die from easily cured common diseases should find themselves on bullshit.
Polybun 6 months ago 5
@Polybun Delusion has a very bad habit of reducing a persons ability to make logical decisions. On a different note, I remember being in the damn E.R. and having a nurse tell me to try getting acupuncture. If i could have face palmed at the time I would have.
mistereveready 6 months ago
@mistereveready you're a nicer guy than me then, I would have mustered all I had, got up, and kicked that nurses ass.
Polybun 6 months ago
@Polybun well considering he was doing his job as the nurse and offering what he thought was helpful advice, I wasn't so much angry as I was flabbergasted. The chaplain at the hospital offered to say a prayer for me, but I told him, thanks for the sentiment, but I'd rather he do something useful & enjoyable. Woowoo nonsense infiltrates to some of the scariest of places. But the doctors & nurses patched me up and didn't charge me 10k to do it, so they are alright by me.
mistereveready 6 months ago
@mistereveready Well, they do charge you that here in the civilian world and I hate to see my money wasted. Would you punch someone over $20? I would. Waste my time over mumbo jumbo and I'm going to answer with knuckles.
Polybun 6 months ago
Anyone who spends money on this BULLSHIT is a fucking idiot.
Theyoats 6 months ago
OMG a freakin Kazoo?! And the guys said it worked?! Best Chi Ting eva!!
sesshoumarusense 6 months ago
I had a friend who moved to Sedona and all he talks about now is this new age shit mostly the chakras stuff, healing cystals, and alien scout ships.
Schlongster69 6 months ago
Christopher Walken LOL!
KuatoFilms 6 months ago 3
to be honest, if I was lying on a bed with some strange doctor playing a kazoo over me, my subsequent laughter would make me feel better about almost anything
jeevesthepunk 6 months ago
Dude you have to 'warm up' the gong before striking it. This means you lightly tap it so that it is already vibrating. By doing so you can help prevent cracks, and produce a better sound.
TheFarSideOfNj 7 months ago
"Chi the natural energy" - dumb bitch, the Chinese don't take the energy aspect literally. It's the Chinese thousands of years of medical science (before the Mongolians fucked up what would have been an industrial revolution a thousand years ago in China), anyway it's just about circulation and yatta, yatta... The Chinese are ridiculously rational.
HideoFTW1 7 months ago
Who the fuck gives out those licenses?!?! Fuck nazis!
ParaglidingManiac 7 months ago
3:49 I wish hotel rooms in Tijuana were that nice...
teniguafez 7 months ago
That fake doctor was an amazing actor, I would have lost it as soon as I took out the kazoo.
pwninator345 7 months ago 2
Hearing Quantum Alignment therapy immediately made me think of Star Trek Voyager's techno-babel. So i guess this procedure allows you to move undetected on a Borg cube?
Spartan155 7 months ago 25
I want a kazoo now.
DanzAzzie 7 months ago
Oh man, my aunt practices that chakra shit. When I had a cold, and was nearby, she went and did all those ritual things. Needless to say, it did not work at all.
Achievement3856 7 months ago
He played that kazoo so beautifully
mrbbartok 7 months ago
The new age religion, is just as superstitious as the rest of them. Listen to Deepak Chopra for about 5 minutes,you will see that it is a pure psuedoscience, and it abuses mainstream science, to support its mythology. If the New Age religion, worked so well, it would place all hospitals out of business, and almost every law of physics would be invalid.
KevZen2000 7 months ago
LMAO bring sexy back!!! Man I wish I saw this before I spent 650 bucks on alternative therapy class scam
llam89 8 months ago
@llam89 Well if it makes you feel better I almost lost money on a scam but didn't act when the people asked for money and waited, due to the nature of the scam this meant I had minor annoyances and some embarrassment.
Just wish I had known it was a scam in the first place.
LaoGahn 8 months ago
@LaoGahn I guess we've all been there.. you know.. being jipped
llam89 8 months ago
4:20 someone's been watching to much naruto
wickedwitchwest12323 8 months ago
11:20 is the funniest fucking shit ever
dropdead024 8 months ago
Chi ting... sosumi :DD
Priceless
Ianuarius85 8 months ago 3
when the kazoo came out I started laughing and couldn't stop for a couple of noisy minutes. I will never hear a kazoo in quite the same way again. I'm still laughing while trying to type this. :):):)
MacNutz2 8 months ago
I went out with a girl who considered herself a new age healer. They were the three most excruciatingly painful years of my life. She was so full of shit it was practically dribbling out of her ears.
Never again.
oscar11972 8 months ago
@oscar11972 Ugh, I did the same thing. For a shorter period but my experience was the same. And my conclusion? Never Again. :)
MacNutz2 8 months ago
@oscar11972 Three years? At some point, it becomes your fault. Well, I guess you learned your lesson.
kiminokami 8 months ago
I feel better already,lol
fraterlucifer888 8 months ago
New Age Medicine is basically the only way to actually heal yourself. I healed 9 cavities and regrew all my teeth using this so called bullshit that modern medicine and science won't even consider.
leapingfury 8 months ago
@leapingfury Really, what did you use?
deathnotevictem 8 months ago
They're point about the cost of health insurance runs deeper than people realize. 15 states require insurance companies to cover aroma therapy. 18 require coverage for accupuncture. 26 require coverage for elective cosmetic surgery. 9 require coverage for homeopathy. It is any wonder that insurance costs what it does.
pittland44 9 months ago
Damm i just spit my medicinal cervesa all over my computer kazoo and slidewhistle HAAAA
Stephaniebx3 9 months ago
Licensed by who?
Stephaniebx3 9 months ago
@Stephaniebx3 That is an excellent question. Seriously, who does the licensing/certifications for all the herbologists, accupuncturists and so on. Also, many herbs contain drugs of every type and variety, and many, such as cannabis and the coca plant, are controlled substances. So how can she hand these things out without prescriptions?
pittland44 9 months ago
You really have to be willing to believe in ANYTHING and be incredibly gullible to not crack up at someone blowing a kazoo at you. The melodies made it even funnier.
xebek 9 months ago
I'll be honest, I felt better after the kazoo as well.
Just goes to show.
harrifer3000 10 months ago 21
SLIDEWHISTLE
Vagrant123 10 months ago
It's the energy that runs through all living things... Ahy is she confusing The Force with Chi?
1337kimozabi 10 months ago
I was laughing the whole time - this is hilarious!
LorieKins 10 months ago
lets hear from a grey haird sceptic....oh, never mind, I'd rather talk to this chick
TAPriceCTR 10 months ago
XD this guys are so fucking funny I almost pee on my troussers because l was laughing a lot.
TheChidopuntocom 10 months ago
penn another great voice of reason
phildirt3 10 months ago
"You have your head up your FUCKIN' ASS and you have a disco bed from Portugal!"
BIJMOZ 10 months ago
One person's medicine didn't work.
OmegaPuppy 11 months ago
"Fuck you Obi Wan."
Syndicat3 11 months ago 4
Gods Damn but there are some really stupid people in the world. Its amazing how many live in Sedona AZ.
Crypticlies 11 months ago
@Crypticlies Yeah and in knoxvile and in miami and in austin....you can't run from it lmao
12pimpinez 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you've heard Tim Minchin's poem Storm. Love it!
Here it here: watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw
CrazyCheeseMagee 11 months ago
11:15 I can't believe that the guy didn't just sit up and say: "Are you fucking serious?!" when the Doctor played the kazoo over him! I mean seriously! I am surprised that the cameramen didn't crack up when filming this!
SAOrules 1 year ago 2
@SAOrules I think they got payed for their participation, this explains why they are so willing. When the guy says "hey this stuff works, i like it" he doesn't sound at all sincere.
darfunkelidas 11 months ago
Ohm is an earth fork
"Fuck me. I thought it was the measurement of electrical resistance."
Had me laughing for 5 minutes.
StevieTeeVee92 1 year ago 2
Stop the fucking car!
bbkingzor 1 year ago
Kazoo? So those annoying kids who got those as party favours were actually healing me instead of just irritating the living daylights out of me?
ShyFoxie 1 year ago
The way acupunture works is actually pretty interesting. No chi involved, but the gate control theory of pain is kind of neat. Also explains why rubbing a painful area can make it feel better.
ShyFoxie 1 year ago
No cold open!?
gr1283 1 year ago
Remember Shauntal and her amazing techni-color crystal bed? That's funny when they asked her, "What is quantum alignment therapy?"
She says, "An excellent question, quantum spinal....uh....quantum....ask me again."
FUCKyourGODmyth 1 year ago
i love these two. Penn and Teller rock..
uglydogg100 1 year ago
ahaha..christopher walken
d260 1 year ago 4
I want to see one on indigo children.
qwexas 1 year ago
@qwexas That would be awesome!
pittland44 1 year ago
@qwexas indigo children, another way of saying, kids who need a kick in the ass to get their shit done.
bokprop420 11 months ago
dude acupucnture actually works -.-
en3rgieboy 1 year ago
if i play the flute to my cock will it grow ?
WoWTacsAndWhacks 1 year ago
LOL @ "Chi Ting" and "Sosumi".
The producers at Bullshit arent even TRYING to hide that its a scam...and yet...they keep on a'comin'.
leekenobi21 1 year ago 3
Absolutely ridiculous. Crystals, chakras, chi....it's all fucking nonsense. Pure, unadulterated steaming bullshit.
SavoyTruffle78 1 year ago 3
These people can't even spell Om correctly, when going from hindi to english, the word Om has no h, the way they are spelling it is like the german physicisist whom the unit of resistance is named after. Fucking newage hippies can't even get their shit straight.
pittland44 1 year ago
I'd put my crystal in her root chakra, if you know what I mean.
eplemannen 1 year ago 21
LMAO! I wish I could say 'only in Cali' could there be such dumbass dickwads, but sadly, theres branches of fruitcup liberals everywhere.
goatbut29 1 year ago
all of those healing sounds pissed me off but the gong was cool.
ziosuna 1 year ago
I can't say I always agree with everything P & T say but they do make some great points, and the kazoo was hi-larious.
pittland44 1 year ago
I have a bit of pain in my balls when i watch VH1.
Oh yeah mang... heres some all natural ball juice XD
itsuyo211 1 year ago
LMAOOOO This is the best comedy treatment therapies I had all year!!! Now that's a treatment that's not bullshit! :D
Oh wait, still is, but it's way fuckin funny.
greenboy623 1 year ago
godamnit youtube sux, this is not the start of the episode, in the start of this episode there is 7 cheerleaders cheering withour their tops on, and then penn and teller explains some of what this episode is about
Kurenai89Nor 1 year ago
Fuck me, I thought it was a measurement of electrical resistance.
elnod 1 year ago
FUCK YOU OBI-WAN
cpynch 1 year ago 2
Penn & Teller FOREVER!
ChurchOfArceus 1 year ago 64
"fuck you obi-wan"
MrRandomStuff007 1 year ago 3
theres no fucking way i could have held my laughter.
zhenio 1 year ago
this is the funniest shit ive seen in ages, a classic.
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