Game Fails: Halo Reach "Of Arachnids and such"

[Truk44441]

Blue 1: Get it off! Get it off!

Orange 1: How?

*Orange 2 walks in: WTF?*

Blue 1: What do we do?!?!?!!?

Orange 2: Hmmm, try melee

Orange 1: OK :D

*BOOM*

Orange 2: Well that didn't work

Blue 2: What now?

Orange 2:Hmmmm DIE!

[KidsOfTheSummer]

*in

[KidsOfTheSummer]

That seems like something that would happen i rvb

[ItsKocot]

Is it a spider? GET IT OFF!

[iiJ4M35xBox360]

one of the best so far, loved it haha

[halomlg117]

oh old RvB references <3

[19055zzxxcc]

is it a spider??

[DaTMiester]

Whoa! Time out!! ...Check this out.

[92foxdie]

What do I do, what do I do, what do I do? D;

[rupture1212]

Guys it wasn't staged, it was in a custom battle on a custom map, the reactions are real but they battle stopped because they're all friends, this would never happen in matchmaking.

[DarkenMidnacrystal]

@rupture1212 no, it's forge

[sonofthedoctor]

@rupture1212 actually, it happened to a random guy whom i shot with a plasma launcher. the game lagged and he appeared with an unexploded sticky on his face. we then proceeded to dance to celebrate the glitch for 30 seconds before, admittedly, i killed him to see if it would explode :)

[tomtommo21]

How's there an orange guy?....

[EvilMonkey401]

Staged.

[razor2341]

Wow, that would take me a few seconds to be like what the fu... I would not fight back at all while my brain was processing that.

[CaboosesBestBuddy]

The red picked it up from Fluffy's dead body.

[CrusixBlade]

"What? Why are you guys standing so far away? Whats that sound?"

[Tatsue295]

Good reference, but seems staged. Or people are just stupid. Wait, you know what, its not staged.

[Skoomax]

This must be staged

[LostEpsilon]

Thats right nobody move a fucking inch or this spider will ruin everyones day!

[ODSTOTTER]

Grif: Theres a blue thing on your head !?

Donut: Is it a spider! ILL GET IT OFF

Simons: Its not a spider calm down

[spadesjr]

its all fun and games until someone punches someone to death

[supahbean]

Impromptu Machinima

[mattstorm360]

Red:HA GOT YA Blue 1:AGHH...wait...im not dead Red:WAIT WHAT? *battle stops* Blue 2:Um ok...remain calm Blue 1:HOW I CAN BLOW UP ANY SECOND NOW!] Orange:FREE...oh crap!.. um you ok? Blue 1:FUCK NO! Red:ok let me try*punch* Blue:BEG! Orange:DIE! Blue 2:YAAAAA!

[suudsuz]

@mattstorm360 wow u r gay

[cobwebe]

the awkward moment when your plasma gernade doesn't explode

[xxR3Load3dxx]

haha EAT MY STICKY! wait y u no go boom

guys im scared wat do i do!!!

[SageofLight777]

Dude, is that thing on a remote detonator or something!?

[The808monsta]

Whats everyone looking at? Bro theres a spider on your face.

*caboose voice* OMG GET IT OFF

[IHIoMiCiDe]

staged.

[ODSTblindside]

Our new Hunger Games Champion is none other than Griff, of District 14!

[animeme12]

i smell a new rvb episode coming up

[VGameChampion]

@killerskink3 search "arrow to the knee" and watch the first animated one. Youll see why...

[wyrmbuster]

is it a spider? get it off! haha good times

[AirStryke71]

love how after they have a display of how stickey grenades have a chance of failing, the orange throws a sticky at the other blue at the end.

[drago2021]

This seems incredibly staged, but it's hilarious anyway.

[Arbiter8655]

its even funnier cuz the guy dont know so hes just like:why you staring at me?

[gateship2]

What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!

[Hallowedbethyname90]

the best part of it was tthe camera changes while hes freaking out XD

[XCSDeathAssassinSCX]

is it a spider? GET IT OFF!!!!!!! D:

[Tataru5117]

"oh godohgodohgod

do i take it out or do i leave it in?!

do i take it out or do i leave it in?!

GUYS HELP?!"

[Helljumper125]

Thus is the start of this SPARTAN's arachnicaeruleusphobia. (Literally, the irrational fear of blue spiders translated into latin)

[MetalEnthusiast31]

get the spider off! lol

[mrsnubeh]

like a machinma but with out the squeaky voices

[killerskink3]

I used to play halo then I took a plasma grenade to the head

[sandz81]

he was once a great spartan then he took a plasma dud to the face...... then a fist .___. not a good day for him

[Ozztastic57]

AHHH! a apider!!!

[TheShadowUzumaki]

lol that blue was confused. hey why not shot the red? was there a comdey show going on? whats your problem oter blue why not run a safe distance and shot the bomb? i'll be here all week folks.

[lightning1910]

MEXICAN STANDOFF!!!!!

[Sarra117]

That just stand thire look :()

[VertiGoPlushie]

Is it a spider?

[xenocidercarson]

LOL the moment of silence made it funny

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

Is it a spider? Get it off!

[xehta13]

Blue guy: *comes in with it*

Blue guy 2: Um...dude

Blue guy: What?

Red guy: You got something on your face

Blue guy: What like a spider? Get if off!

Blue guy 2: I think it's glowing

Blue guy: What like a glowing spider? Get it off!

[1496JA5920]

Now that's a fail.

[brandie8viii]

I'm guesing that was not matchmaking...

[Coomandude535]

Lol it stops the battle completley.

[madman101ish]

the universal language of "WTF"

[Xxxxparadise]

mexican stand off

[tribekiller88]

and life goes on...

[JR21117]

substitue for blue flames

[IXlFateIXl]

"What? Like a blue spider?? Get it off!"

[nigahiga68]

Thumbs up if u get the reference

[Droopah1]

@nigahiga68 thumbs up whore

[nigahiga68]

@Droopah1 UMAD?

[Droopah1]

@nigahiga68 that was an atrocious comeback. and no, im not. moron.

[nigahiga68]

@Droopah1 Oh ho ho, I'M not the troll here this time! Comp-o-tition. Me gusta.

[Droopah1]

@nigahiga68 you need to lay off the tumblr.

[nigahiga68]

@Droopah1 I don't do Tumblr.

Your argument is invalid.

[Droopah1]

@nigahiga68 ok, then lay off the memebase. and if not that, memes in general. try going outside for a few hours. the internet is infecting your mind.

[nigahiga68]

@Droopah1 I like this infection. It makes me happy.

[Droopah1]

@nigahiga68 i don't know how to reply to that. but you shouldn't reply to this.

[DragonCubeZ]

@Droopah1 I will... shoop da whoop

[Droopah1]

@DragonCubeZ *facepalm* is this your attempt at trolling? because you suck at it if that's what you're going for. now you're just a little annoying.

[DragonCubeZ]

@Droopah1 I don't get it

[Droopah1]

@DragonCubeZ good.

[DragonCubeZ]

@Droopah1 what?

[Droopah1]

@DragonCubeZ all is according to plan.

[DragonCubeZ]

@Droopah1 No.

[Droopah1]

@DragonCubeZ yep.

[DragonCubeZ]

@Droopah1 nope

[Droopah1]

@DragonCubeZ yessir

[DragonCubeZ]

@Droopah1 nossir

[Droopah1]

@DragonCubeZ yep

[lemur12341]

@nigahiga68 what's the reference to?

[nigahiga68]

@lemur12341 Red vs Blue

[deathwish527]

Lol I love how everyone just stops shooting just to see what the hell just happened xD

[MisterMadgod]

@deathwish527 and then get right back into the action as if nothing else happened!

[KeeperofMolgera]

"DO I TAKE IT OUT OR LEAVE IT IN?!!"

[YRtrnMusicEqualsLife]

@KeeperofMolgera hahahaha perfect

[guapoaj88]

Lol

[guapoaj88]

Lolm

[Pandacat108]

0:40 orange: hey lets try it again :D

[D0n414]

i did @JhonFlynn commentary before actualy watching the video

[MrIHaveASword]

as the blue saint walks in with his glowing crown, for that one moment... there truly was peace.

[bob11712]

Is it a spider?

[Virgil982]

its Fascinating, how these Guys stop all combat Actions, to Watch this strange Moment^^

[guitarherolegend55]

Net Noob: the video purposfully references a popular quote from RvsB! I'd better let everyone know in the comments! Lol i kid, i kid

[B1arg1md3d]

Under normal circumstances, you shouldn't shoot a sticky charged but not exploding, but in this case it would've been allowed.

[mrmcwb]

anyone else think of griff and simmons and caboose when you see this?

[computerwii]

When even enemies come together to watch a nice glitch...

These are the moments that make Halo fun

[TheLancerDeuce]

I love how everyone stops fighting to look at him.

[jaybuschmann]

Blue guy 1:SPIDER SPIDER GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

Red guy : NO STAY AWAY IT'S SCARY IT MIGHT HAVE RABIES

[funguy873]

He was probably like: "Is it a spider? GET IT OFF!"

[G4merGuy]

Is it a spider? GET IT OFF

[TheGoodGuy1337]

Love how they stop fighting, then they start fighting once he's dead.

[JhonFlynn]

0:05 "OH SHIT! DIE BLUE"

0:07 "uh...."

0:10 "guys...?"

0:14 "wha- OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK AWAY"

0:17 blue2: "what the fuck dude?" blue: "I DON'T KNOW D: WHAT DO I DO??" red: "oh shit.. oh shit..."

0:25 orange: "hey gais, what's goin on up in-

oh lawd"

0:30 blue "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!"

0:33 red: "here.. i got it *PUNCH*

0:35 orange: "nice job *shotgun* dumbass"

[Xerogravitation]

Looks this is the next red v blue series

[Yaishto]

obvious comment is obvious but... IS IT A SPIDER?

[Sleeper800]

Bungie should give them a refund for making a defective grenade

[TheMainman518]

That awkward moment when a sizzling hot grenade on the back of ur neck refuses to explode!!

FUCK IT

[MegaLlamalord]

The best part was a different team controlled each corner.

[Steelknightofni99]

blue: IM GONNA GET YA! *stick* HOLY SHI- *lag spike* red: woah check this out!

*multiple teams surround*

[99nppetros]

The blues are all "coool" and the red is like "oh shit." Then the orange is all "am I seeing things?" Then the red is all " wait, stand still... I... Got... It... Nyughhh!"

[STFUZombies]

Can I get the link for this maptype?

[Matthew64100]

Who needs a blue flaming helmet?



[ThePro265]

Is it a spider? Get it off!

[dUbLePwNeD]

why are you all looking at me like that D:

[dazkid08]

Red: oh dude that's cool as hell!!! ...but I still want my kill...

[p0ffertjespan]

get it of! get it of!

[dreadled]

something tells me that was staged...

[gatoman46]

@dreadled how can you manage to make a grenade stick and not explode like that

[whitelucario1]

That blue guy was Geoff

[josiahdburk]

Is it a spider?! Well get it off!, No, it's not a spider.. more like a blue pulsating thing.., Well that even worse! Get it off! (BANG!) Son of a bitch!!!

[BlitZWTF]

First thing that came to mind was the good ol' blue spider scene, i didn't read the title until after xP

[The7guys]

Halo. A place where everyone can stop and say WTF!?

[jacksonTOjackson]

So to get peace we have to stick a Plasma grenade to someone's head without the fuse going off?

[AngelFreak570]

I just love how no dares to shoot him

when everyone walks in

[SNIPERGUY9294]

We should get the guys from Sanity Not Included to make a crazy dub of this.

[SNIPERGUY9294]

I'm amazed that no one thought to shoot the live plasma grenade.

[crazy7090]

xD 

[discopenguin2]

i wanted to drain the battery

[primospartan]

The orange guy ruined the fun for everyone

[madman101ish]

@primospartan GRIF you ruined the moment of peace between reds and blues! good job dirtbag

[vorone8888]

WHOA WHOA! Time out! You guys have got to see this, I got a sticky for an armor affect

[Zoopersable]

I'm now going to nail a nuke to my head, and walk into the middle of every current battle zone. I will create world peace, and become famous.

At least until someone kills me and starts fighting again.

[97cobraboy]

what, what are you looking at?

[HeartlessSora1234]

This despretly needs to be dubed.

[yretsymman]

Is it a spider? Get it off, get it off, GET IT OFF!!!!

[gearsofhaloauto]

Reminds me of the time my whole team quit and I somehow managed to negotiate a surrender.

[Arzaker]

Gold: WHERE THE HELL HAS EVERY-.....what the fuck is that?

[veryc0mm0nname]

if only all faulty grenades could cause universal peace

[Asakurafan]

Blue 1: Guys I'm really scared WTF

Red : Meh * FALCON PUNCH*

[Iwantsanta]

it Woulda Been More Funny if The 2nd Plasma Stuck And Didnt Blow up Too. LOL

[MysticYugi02]

I love how they all came out and just stood around the blue guy.

[Goldy1671]

Spider!

[kyofanclub]

Why do I feel like this needs commentary? XD

[YouSoFugly]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[YouSoFugly]

FUS DO RAH!!!

[DinoBlaster1000]

dee dee dee bomb on my head

[TheWiseGuy784]

Just throw in funny dialogue and it would fit right in a "Red vs. Blue" episode.

[CrisLoco101]

Story: guys playing some bomb catch. Things go wrong. Bomb on blue's head. Blue starts panicking. Red has an Idea. Red kills blue. Orange gets pissed and kills Red.

[f00tstep]

And for the first time in ten years, peace shone down on the haloverse as the three teems reached an agreement to acknowledge the obvious miracle that had been bestowed upon them by the Almighty Guardians. Together they made a pact to put aside their differences and erect temples in honor of The Guardians and spread the word of their faith across the galaxy in the hope of bringing peace to all species... but then Red remembered they were at war.

[SecondSunStudios]

Is it a spider?

[BF3hasDINOSAURS]

I hope this isn't fake, cause its so funny XD

[PerverseMilk]

red: you got something on your head

Blue: Is it a spider? get it off!

Red: No it's something blue..

Blue: What a blue spider!? get if off!

[medevilwori4]

and as you can see such a rare occurance the blue spartan showing off his colours to find a mate as he is competing for one with orange and red as he is getting his face bas-(sorry we are having technical errors)

[300GoG]

0:24 um guys what are all of u looking @???

[RacerX5034]

Red:Yo Blue. . WASSUP. Oh shit. Blue you got Blue on yo Blue. Hay Other blue check this shit out man. . .

Other Blue:WAS. . O_O mother of god. Hay Orange look at this.

Orange:Yo what up yall. Look at them denim those are some hot pants.

Red *Kills Blue For Jeans.*

Orange * Kills Red For Ruining Jeans.*

Other Blue * Tries Recovering Jeans before Orange Destroys them*

[DREKILLA85]

i used to get stuck, until kevin sent me

[gatoman46]

this is almost like something coming out of red vs blue

[khajj16]

Caboose wasn't aware about what was happening to him, Church was interested, Sarge was hum... You just got Sar.. wait? What the heck?, Grif oh wow Spider Achievement cool! The Sarge: "oh fuck it!" kills Caboose and "U just got Sarged!" And Grif unhappy to see that "Fuck you Sarge!, Shotgun in your face for once!" Church "Oh god damn it, no big loss, I outta here!"

[slikvic560]

0:20 blue:whats everyone looking at? orange:this isnt gonna hurt a bit...*troll face*

[NTRememberTheName]

Is it a spider? Get it off!

[featherwinglove]

Uh, guys? What is it? Why are you looking at me so oddly?  Is there something stuck to my head?

[creemastee2554]

what the helllllllll

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

For a brief moment, a peace existed. The three teams were able to set aside their differences to work towards a mutual understanding of the anomaly. This, my friends is science. Then red killed him and the peace was shattered. That, my friends, is greed.

[featherwinglove]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns I'd retweet this, but it's too long, lol.

[Shadowthiefdark]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns Because blue started wondering why they were fighting. And the U.N.S.C payed the red to shut him up.

[fierblaze]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns stay thirsty my friends. :P

[duddude321]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns 117 likes

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@duddude321

That's certainly a lot, but my personal record was over 500, last time I checked on it.

[duddude321]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns ahhh, that means I can't call you the CommentChief anymore D: