Kathleen Madigan - Drinking and Not Driving

[TheGreggiraldo]

@topmurdock do have beer goggles ?

[topmurdock]

Holy fuck! this chick is hot!

[Gayemo69]

BAHHAHAH thats what ya get fer readin!

[TheSalingb]

Every single thing you say resonates with me. Please hit me up at salingb@hawks.rockhurst.edu

[darkridr25]

A bit of trivia for anyone who cares: There's a club set aside for the ultra-elite in Disneyland that serves alcohol. I forgot the name of the club, but it's really there. I wasn't elite enough to get in, but I knew people who did....

[pattyannebogan]

@darkridr25 Its called Club 33, and it costs thousands of dollars to join, plus there's a waiting list several years long.

[darkridr25]

@pattyannebogan That's it, yup. I knew it was a number after the word club, but I couldn't remember what it was anymore, it's been so many years. :)

[LeesiCharlt4k]

Haha "Well, that's what you get for reading" LMFAOO dying

[qwexas]

She reminds me so much of Ron White, especially the part where she says, "That's what you get for reading".

[Earth2Q]

god, she's hot. the things I would do to her.

[criscros7]

"God I love being single."

Actually, you wonder what's wrong with you that no decent person wants you.

[lordtroah]

@criscros7 Being single doesnt necessarily equate to not being wanted. And for the most part, the sketch is more about not having kids/a lot of responsibility/a family to take care of as opposed to be single.

[kid23467]

i was just at disney this summer kathleen they now have ur beer in epcot waiting for u

[j1simple]

I love her. She and John Stewart are the reasons you need religious education - you get SO many good jokes and material. She's a true Irish Catholic! LOL

[ieatyomama]

whoever told this dumb bitch she was funny lied to her!

[UndefinedAbsolution]

@ieatyomama Three steps to ease your problem.

One: Shut the hell up.

Two: Watch a different comedian.

Three: Did I mention shut the hell up?

[ieatyomama]

@UndefinedAbsolution if i wanted your opinion i'd just crap it out and flush it. who asked you anyway inbred? tell me how many teeth have you still got left? only dumbasses and inbreds find this cow to be funny. which one are you?

[EleventhDecibel]

definately one of my favorite comedians.

[BigNickGK]

look at my name

[Scum71succer]

'm evil allI could think of was how she'd look sucking my bals........I'm a bad person :(

[esiotrot17]

@Scum71succer it's not that you're a bad person it's that no one gives a shit about you

[Scum71succer]

@esiotrot17 Whahahahaaa yeah wow now I feel bad dumbasses don't care about me omg I'll go shoot myself...

[esiotrot17]

@Scum71succer what I actually meant was that when you say stuff like "I'm evil" and "I'm a bad person" it seems less like you have crazy-weird sexual urges and more just like you're a lonely guy who doesn't like himself that much. don't kill yourself.

[Scum71succer]

@esiotrot17 Nah it was afailed attempt at humor from my side :p

[artzfartz2416]

Because I waited for the movie like a good American...Hahahaha!

[Clothahump1]

The Os describe her: hOt and a hOOt!

[dancergal90]

"I would like to speak to Goofy...I am NOT kidding." haha

[EmperorScarlet]

I Love her voice :)

[vict0r1ous]

chick comedy

[texmcooter]

I waited for the movie like a good American!!

[hawaiidoves]

She is the best.....man or woman!

[gilgamess]

@hawaiidoves Saw the clip. She's DEFINITELY a woman! I'm just kidding, I know what you meant. I enjoy Marsha Warfield as well.

[MrNiceGuy1422000]

So hot.

[XSGAME4U]

I would have to agree with all the people on here who say that "Kathleen Madigan is the funniest female comedian going."

I'll go it one further, and say that she is one of the funniest comedians going, period!

She has great material, a really relaxed stage presence, and a perfect delivery.

This woman is a great artist.

[Fourteen88SoCal]

hahaha this chick is so funny!

[swmmmm]

She is so funny. She has great eyes,and her facial expressions are hilarious.

[mginsel]

IMHO the funniest lady of stand up comedy EVER and the only one I would pay money to see her show.

[moradaridge]

She's just Craaay-Zeee ! Cant stop saying : It's Craaay-Zeee!

[Wintersome]

One of the best comedians. Clearly the best female comedian too, because she doesn't make the elemental mistake of making the jokes all about being a woman. Gender humor gets old fast, but weird observational humor stays fresh.

[POBulkhead]

I would like her to spend a night with me. It would give her enough material for a whole new act.

[ezalcinoryahoocom]

@fhdjsahfdjsha yeah i love niggers too <3

[guitarhero1234554321]

she is so funny when ever she is on xm radio i turn up the radio as high is it goes

[comptonbrotha]

I wish she was my aunt

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

She has a cute accent.

[nicksepulvado]

She is absolutely hilarious

[EyesOfTheSouthSTi]

holy shit she reminds me of my ex girlfriend's mother.

that is a good thing considering my ex's mother was funny as fucking hell.

[Kittani1977]

Heard her and loved her forever on blue collar radio, first time i ver actually saw her face.  Great comedian and excellent stage presence.

[momma51209]

I waited for the movie like a GOOD American.

[cryptozoobeast]

She is like a mixture of Nicholson and Ron White very funny

[aDynamiCC]

is it just me or does she look like a older version of jewels from superbad?

[OneManWolfPak]

...i wonder what sound she make if i fucked her

[jetfreak4]

I am proud to say this comedian comes from my hometown of St. Louis. She is in my opinion the funniest female comedian.

[bartlipton]

Wow.

[YoungJim409]

I totally <3 this lady.

[hornetpalooza]

Awesome lady.

[signupsigma]

her eyes are pretty.

[ilikeredlicorice]

"And I'd like to speak with goofy" hahaha!

Don't agree with the book vs. movie part, but she's so on point about the xmas cards.

[princesaregeton]

Reppin' the STL!! <3

[CoolGuyCop86]

She is so Gorgeous....

[Sooners7x]

See that clock...that says 11:30

[elbonzoseco88]

"That's whatcha get for readin'!" LOL

[Zebracak3z]

She's SOO messed up in this video.

[aquarianbabe]

She's one of the few comedians that has actually made me laugh until it hurt. She is so funny!

[Bronxloyalist]

Damn she is so fine and funny too.

[alib1111maw]

I never was a big fan of stand-up comedy or had a favorite comedian until I heard Kathleen Madian...she is HILARIOUS!

[jakeditz50]

iv heard her on my satellite radio on 103

[Kuba77]

Kathleen is awesome

[demfag08]

yuck

[tramoliter]

Kathleen is wonderful.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"That clock says 11:30, and thats ME under the covers! :D"

God I love being single.

[hamsterpoop]

@TheInnerSanctuary

You don't have to be single to sleep in late, you just have to not give a fuck

[sigma20xx]

I really like her voice.

[midsizedwhiteboy]

I love her! When I saw her do the joke about 10 dollar exit fee from Canada: Man ya totally lowballed yourself! I'd have given everything to get out of this freezer box!

[WeeWyllie]

She is so damn likable, and - oh yeah - she is funny!

[threeolives07]

her and lewis black used to date

[donrane]

Very good...She dont need to yell and swear because shes got nice mater

[sm870621345]

the resemblance of her and emma stone is amazing.

[potlyfe]

@sm870621345 and the voice too....good observation....I thought I was the only one that saw it.

[garycalgary]

i cackled like a hyena today when she was on Bonnie Hunt.

Mmm child she is funny

[Belinda2623]

Sooo cooolllllllllll,

[goodoldbill]

She is so awesome

[Bulletjie32]

"My ticket says it's the happiest place on earth" LOL

[hnoss13]

"Well, that's what you get for reading."

*falls over*

LOL!

[tl52]

she is too funny.

[ncwdane]

LOL, ya gotta bring your own alcohol but hide it good

you can get some at a restraunt thats got really cool seating over looking the pirates of the carrabean ride inside where they load the people at the beginning or now just outside the entrance in the newer downtown Disnet section, theres lots of places to drink, lol, now you have to take me, but your buying ! lol

[lucyw215]

It's disconcerting to me that people think everybody needs to share their taste in comedy. Hey. We all like different stuff, birdbrain.

[gnomit]

it's a little disconcerting that people actually find her funny. my only explanation is that most of her fans are women. they seem to find these types of lame female comedians with awful material funny for some reason.

[totalpackage11]

She's one of my favorite along with Lewis Black, Louis CK and Patton Oswalt.

And im a dude.

[samuraiofsamuraiedo]

I find it disconcerting that you are being blatantly sexist in your comment. I've only been able to listen to her on the XM comedy stations and every time I've heard her, I can't helop but bust a gut laughing because it's not just that it's hilarious, but also true. I'm just glad that I've finally been able to place a name and face with the voice.

P.S. I'm a man and also happen to like Aretha Franklin and Queen Latifa(spelling?) Get a life and stop commenting on stuff you obviously don't like

[PaganSound]

Who is she? That was hilarious xDD

[bb3ca201]

She's HILARIOUS...love her

[okiegirlsrock]

I first saw her on the last comic standing and she was freaking so funny i fell on the floor laughing and she is still so funny OMG...i love the line " I would like to speak to goofy," oh yeah thatsfunny....no alcohol at disneyland oh i am so not going there...damn ill fly to orlando and go to disney world.....ive been there and i damn sure know they have alcohol there....yaaaa florida here i come...hiccup!!!!! YEHA!!!!!! ciao.

[linette1995]

shes awsome but ellen has more charisma

[BroadwayFanatic2008]

Kathleen Madigan is one of my favorite comedians! XD

[DetroitRedWings80]

Nah, not funny stand up at all

[samuraiofsamuraiedo]

nah, not a relavent comment at all.

go watch something else if you don't like it.

[coyote7272]

lol good stuff

[mystro1971]

she is freakin hot...im a longtime fan

[MyDogSnorez]

"I would like to speak to goofy" hehe

[jobroluva12]

i've watched all the youtube videos with her like 50 times each

[jobroluva12]

i LOVE her... she and john pinette and frank caliendo are my favorite comedians.. and i have all her CDs.. she is hilariousss!!

[SeriousSam20042003]

"That dumb jackass hit a lake!" -- lol

[Zacksk815]

she sounds like Ellen DeGeneres

[cyanraider]

is that george lucas at 0:22

[gcso122]

LMAO....Wow.....stalkers...got­ta love em.

[XxJeremyxX]

I wanna do things to her. Good things. Like... hold her hand. And uh, kiss her cheek. Yeah! Kiss her cheek. Her left cheek. Yeah. And then her.....

[dethfan12393]

sure.......

[mitchbuff]

she is soooooo hot

[4gznos]

I've seen her live - probly the only funny comedienne, next to Ellen Degeneres.. and your mom

[davidleeman42]

She is such an underrated comedian. Probably the only really funny female comedian that has more than 1 funny joke per special.

[alek8989]

@davidleeman42 She is! Shes so amzing and funny

[quixoto]

@davidleeman42

Dude, Maria Bamford!

She's like the most unique voice working in comedy today.

[FOOKYOU]

haha "my ticket says the happiest place on earth"

[tmfb24]

Her first Comedy Central Presents special was GREAT!!! I'd totally marry her.

[ohioplayrzx9]

Man she is one of the funniest woman ive ever heard!! She is halarious!!

[lobsterbum]

She is fuking awesome

[thunderstruck665]

Is there SERIOUSLY no alcohol at Disneyland???

[MrPsychic8472]

Magic Kingdom is dry, but EPCOT has several lands, including Germany and France, that sell beer and wine.

[mvgirl1989]

Disney World, yeah

Disneyland, nope

[tpc33]

No alcohol at Disneyland, except for a PRIVATE club, called Club 33...

But you can get alcohol at Downtown Disney and Disney's California Adventure...

[stuffandnonsense2003]

ALWAYS hilarious! her voice! the way she laughs at her own stuff!

[runway313]

lol I thought I was the only one who noticed. most people its annoying but for some reason it works for her

[Admiral317]

like just like sommore and mo'nique comedy

[ariannawinters]

I love her. Thats my type of humor.

[virulentvampire]

I can sorta understand why some of you get the gay vibe off her; but I don't. I guess it's because I know she's not. She's almost married Lewis Black...twice. She's talks about it several times in her acts.

[geezy900]

shes not funny at all

[BenjaminWirtz]

That one lady lied there is alcohol at Disneyland club 33 I think is what it's called. Of course they wouldn't tell that to the normal visitor.

[mecalinda]

Boy, you sure showed her. We all know that comic routines must be absolutely accurate and truthful.

[BenjaminWirtz]

That was not my intention, i was just pointing something out, yes it is funnier the way she said it.

[trinarissa]

I'm pretty sure he was referring to the Disneyland worker.

[princessrachel988561]

we got a letter and they got their 12 year old son a GUN with bullets and let him shoot it and like it when he bit a boys stoumich. they have a daughter who had a boyfriend who had a metal plate in his head who was her age but now there happier with her being with an older man

[BullzEye14]

why did her voice give out at 1:36?

[mountaindewwizard]

its part of her act

[Thafreshmaka]

I don't know you should call her and ask her or something.

[elanarab]

I listen to her on the family comedy channel, and wanted to see what she looks like. I think I've seen her before. She's really funny.

[zeldafan900]

"its the happiest place on earth"...I've heard that way too many times

[Minacious]

Not to sound completely sexist, but I find it VERY HARD to find a female comedian that cracks me up. Kathleen and Ellen DeGeneres though... those are some fucking funny chicks.

[FUCKTRADITION]

I don't know about you guys but I listen to a lot of comedy. Fluff comics like Seinfield and Gaffigan to fluff*vulgar* like Cook and Barry and all the way to the bitter, angry and intellectual like Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Maron, Cross and Black and many more. Even though Madigan is doing mostly fluff I sense a bit of intellect there. There is a chance that later in her career, baring she doesn't star in some cheesy sitcom, she will be vulgar, bitter and hilarious. My favorite kind of comedian.

[cornsockgabz]

You should look up Daniel Kitson, you clearly have a plethora of comic knowledge, he's intellectual, quaint and funny simulataneously. You should also look up Maria Bamford and Doug Stanhope and Louis CK and Stewart Lee. When you say Barry do you mean Todd Barry?

[FUCKTRADITION]

Yes I meant Todd Barry. He is not extremely vulgar though. Perhaps I should have gone with Swardson. Stanhope and Louis CK are both in my top 10 of all time. Maria Bamford is really quirky and funny as well. Kitson and Lee I will look up.

[skadii]

omg she is awesome!!

[maitrededame]

she's the best.

[oxshortaybabixo]

omfg i love her fucking accent

[SallyBones38]

"That's what you get for reading.I waited for the movie like a good american."

I like reading but that's just awesome.

[kagomeinuyasha101010]

lmao. lots of people need to speak to Goofy! lol

[jllove1992]

she sounds drunk!!!!!

lol :)

[jaydock1]

She is really great!

Not to mention a hottie...Anyone get the gay vibe from her? I totally do.

[rokubenny2005]

My lesbi-radar went way off

[Willow77tb]

First time I have heard her.. OH.. I am still choking/laughin..This lady rocks...

[aquarianbabe]

Kathleen always makes me laugh until I cry. She is great!

[jessbear1979]

She's so great! This whole bit was perfect! I like what she said about being single at Christmas time, I can totally relate!

[hursts]

Too Comedy. Love her

[skwayred]

I love Kathleen Madigan. She's an intelligent comedian and she always has a great material. ;)The movie vs. book bit had me laughing hard.

[MiddleEarth48502]

oh this video cracks me up.........lol disney world heheheheh.....happyest place place on earth...i think not

[princessrachel988561]

yeah they read the book just so they can say "oh the book is way better" this is what i say "shut up stop reading books and wait for the movie" and thats why im not aloud to go to faimly get toghters

[SallyBones38]

Hey!I read...maybe I'm not American!

[Claraity1]

"I waited for the movie like a good American." Haha!

[GummY7bear]

yea. i just discoverd her also!!

-shes great ")

[dodgeballerstatus]

You go to college? That's hairyless.

[tweety1246]

my mom actually went to high school with her

[voodoo4936]

This woman is hilarious.

[VampireKisses303]

Waited for a movie like a good American. lol

[hazzzardCafe]

well that's what you get for reading.

lmao.

[Nyxia]

I havent laughed like that in years!

[madigan444]

very funny.... from one madigan to another... "outstanding!"

[davidsask]

Hilarious, love her, she should have won season she competed!

[Cherry9707]

good for you

[njudge15]

I love this set very good!