NewsBusted Conservative Comedy, Ep. 121

[schmigabigd]

Gotta love the Chris Rock joke. F'ing hilarious!

[Mistertbones]

This is very hilarious!

[TravisTCleveland]

Liberals suck ^^

[koolcamdaman]

Neo-cons are much worse. They've ruined the Republican party and distorted it to suit their Christian fundamentalist ideology. They don't care about small government. All they care about is abortion and the sanctity of Marriage.

[sergab]

Bad SNL copy

[george7g]

Very good!  We love you Jody, of course all the leftists hate you because you are not on AirAmerica. BTW in San Franpsycho so called Progressive Radio station Quake was renamed to Green Radio. I guess all those twelve listeners tried to progress a little bit.

[yayarea41507]

not funny

the hillary part was good b/c that was clearly a rigged debate.

However, wow china cant vote-are we trying to just beat out china when it comes to voting? and then saying gun bans dont work? what a crock of shit. it takes more than just taking away guns. You have to fix the root problems like oppression, racism, discrimination, poverty, etc

nope. just a typical simple-minded show for conservatives. I know conservatives are smarter than this. This is a neo-con show

[keithlb1]

I guess you need simple comedy for simple minds.

Jody seems a little unsure of her material.

Maybe she is just trying to get exposure.

I'll take John Stewart.

I agree with many conservative issues but until conservatives get real about religion mixing with politics, and the manufacturing of heavy duty assault weapons,and putting the most reckless irresponsible President ever in his place, I just can't endorse a bunch of numb pinheads who aren't even funny when they try to be.

[BLESSEDone333]

Another funny one! thanks

[hollywood7]

Right, and the theory of evolution is scientific. :roll: It's a victorian-age myth. Liberal linguists ought to stop pretending to be scientists.

[9wolverine]

Why do you brainwashed, moronic liberals watch this stuff? If you listened to Air America, Soros might to be able to brag about having a few hundred idiot listeners.

[otto1882]

Fu** Giuliani. He is just a war mongering Democrat running for the Republican nomination.

[grandconjunct]

newsbusted Rocks !!!

[GTOJudge68]

OMG...lame doesn't even begin to describe this.

[newsbusted]

I think you meant to describe your sex life GTO.

[Keszler]

How are the Republicans going to fight al quedia is they bitch about democrats asking them questions!?

[BloodTar]

Hillary gets questioned and all of a suddent it's the all boys club ganging up on her. Not to mention she always has her prescreaned questions and answers as she goes campaigning around the country. No spontaneous questions allowed during her campaign speeches. But of course you and your demicrat friends never admit to that.

[Keszler]

LOL! First of. The only allegation of a planted question in the debate is that the Homosexual Brigadier General may have a link to democratic organizations. Key word is MAY. Second where did I say I supported Hilliary Clinton and where did I say I'm a democrat?

[BloodTar]

your political leanings are quite apparent by your distaste for this conservative slanted video. Lie all you want to we know you're a dem.

[newsbusted]

Liberals have some innate desire to lie about who they are. That's why they love to go around and pretend they're "conservative but..."

[Keszler]

Your ridiculousness for all you know I'm a independent or from the green party. Don't go of assumptions. Plus even if im a Democrat that doesn't mean I support Hilliary O and newsbusted I will tell you right now that I am a liberal so piss of. I would be caught dead in the ranks of conservatives.

[sagacioussue]

Oh please Keszler you are not an independent no matter what you call yourself and Green Party and Dem party are pretty much the same now. They are both run by Hollywood and other kooky millionaires.

[Keszler]

LOL I'm not an independent because you say so I guess. I'm a independent with liberal values. Also I guess the republican aren't run by millionaires, right? The thrive off disaster. IE Iraq and Katrina.

[newsbusted]

Democrats are run by billionaires actually. Ever heard of Peter Lewis and George Soros? That's just to name a few. The left loves disaster as well. Or at least pretend disaster. Remember global cooling, overpopulation, and the ozone hole? All fabrications of the looney left.

Most of our readers and viewers are conservatives first and Republicans second, if at all.

[Keszler]

Most of your readers are crazy, and refuse to believe in science. Apparently global warming isn't a problem to you, so now you have an excuse to continue to stay in the middle east for oil. You like to use the denial of global warming as an excuse to stay fixed on fossil fuels. And about liberal profiteering off disasters? Show me an example of this being done. Ill give you one, Halliburton in Iraq. And George Soros only contributes to the fringe of democrats.

[newsbusted]

Al Gore (as well as Ken Lay) have profited immensely from global warming. Any multinational company such as GE which did a huge PR blitz "Green is Universal" to promote global warmingism is profiteering from left-wing politics.

[Keszler]

Ok i guess that is an example. But those are not what I consider disaster really. I'm talking about specific events taken advantage of by people and companies.Like Iraq and Katrina along with much of Africa's problem such as aids.

[sergab]

What a lame excuse, so if a lefty is a crook you have green card to be one? If Al Gore makes a profit from Global Warming, Bush is allowed to make a profit from oil companies in the Middle East? And conservatives are allowed to keep destroying the rain forest? These is not a left right debate, pollution affects everybody.

[newsbusted]

Soros also has himself caused disasters and profited from them using his currency trading schemes.

[Keszler]

Now what disaster did he create?

[akhorahilis]

ha ha ha michael moore is fat ha ha ha

[liamnoel12345]

I know. So original. What next Bill Clinton is unfaithful and Hillary Clinton is ugly. We already know this and it is more sad than funny.

[newsbusted]

bush is dumb hahaha lolol. i'm kewl.

[liamnoel12345]

none of these are funny. gotta love the laugh track though.

[demboy080]

This makes the fox fake news show look funny. I mean if you have to cycle jokes so fast it can't be funny. Oh but I agree the canned laugh track is funny

[kournikova76]

Funny as usual. Those that don't think it's funny either A) Can't laugh at themselves or B) are one of the stuck up liberals who think they know better and want to control other people's lives. Probably Both!! Actually!!

[liamnoel12345]

I am not stuck up or liberal at all. I am just honest and know that this isn't funny. In fact I am quite conservative and realize that there aren't that many funny conservatives. I don't know why that is. It even saddens me a little bit. Plus a lot of sitcoms aren't funny and yes they also have canned laughter. Ever seen according to Jim? Not funny yet tons of "laughter".

[StoneDrum07]

there are funny conservatives its just that they arent celebrities...

all celebrities and all of hollywood are bleeding heart liberals and thats why you never see a conservative comedian.

ps. i am HILARIOUS. and conservative.

[pagano60]

Bill Clinton redefining "landslide" as a 54% victory makes more sense than Bush redefining "mandate" as a 50.7% victory.

[kournikova76]

Bill Clinton didn't even get 50% of the vote either time and still claimed an mandate.........what's your point? idiot!

[pagano60]

I don't recall Clinton ever using the word "mandate" (maybe you do). What I recall is that after Clinton's victory by plurality in 1992, Bob Dole, then Senate Minority Leader, got in front of the TV cameras to say that he represented the 57% of people who voted against Clinton. And let's not forget that Bush lost the 2000 popular vote to Gore.

[SamuellTV]

Take a break from the politics and listen to my latest video..

[thinkfloyd1973]

i liked that one about chris rock, that made me laugh

[amedeo29]

Interesting, but not at all funny. She delivers a punchline like a car saleseman. Instead of surpressing laughter, or just carrying on the newsanchor image, she puts on that ridiculous grin after each line. Almost as bad as SNL news.

[roemeo7]

was it really conservative comedy, or just anti-democrat comedy? i mean hell, can you even call Rudy a conservative?

[zachpostman]

i thought the jokes were pretty lame

[BLESSEDone333]

Love it... on my fav list now!

[warwagonforhire]

Love it! Way to go!

[glendaletele]

I agree. I love truthful sarcasm

[ctb619]

this is about as good as the Half Hour News Hour...in other words, it sucks

[dpattison2]

As always a Great job! Keep'm coming! Democracy is a government of self-rule and self-control. Liberal by is very nature is no self-control and eventually no self-government. Don't argue it; just think about it before it is too late!

[stevieschnick]

You idiot, our government is a Constitutional Republic. Our Declaration of Independence and our constitution do not even mentioned the word "democracy". Look it up before you keep the polarization alive that's eating our country.

[tumbleasis]

You people can't even spell or use proper grammar.

Why do you pretend to be intellectuals?

[hangover71]

wat u be sayin..?

 I b edjumakated

[dpattison2]

I think people who call other people idiots are the problem with this country. Have a nice! I see you at the polls!

[stevieschnick]

No, negligence is the problem with this country. I'll see you at the poles voting for someone who will most likely be as much of a scumbucket as Billary Clinton and you won't even realize it. Fuck Clinton, Fuck Guiliani, Fuck Edwards, Fuck Romney, Fuck Mike Fuckabee, Fuck Thompson, and so on. They're all CFR members in the same pool.

[tumbleasis]

You people can't even spell.

Why do you pretend to be intellectuals?

[mattpier]

liberal means "free": so you are equating freedom and anarchy. So this logic suggest you are against freedom and for self-imposed big government. "Don't argue it"...a sure sign we should.

[dpattison2]

By that logic we are FREE to shoot anyone we want and self-imposed big government should stay out of it as to not step on our rights? umh.. I'll give it some thought! kidding! It is so easy to twist one's words!

[mattpier]

it is easy to twist words. that's my point. your original comment was unhelpful and confuses things rather than clarifying them. Conservatism and conservationalism both want to "conserve" so the right-wing is a bunch of tree-huggers. See what I mean? It's just silly, not profound.

[tumbleasis]

Your justice system is a joke.

It's all oppression.

Your best interests are not at heart.

You are just food for industry.

US democracy is a lie that nobody can soundly argue in support of.

Bush is the grandson of a Nazi conspirator.

[newsbusted]

And you are a lunatic.

There is medication to help you with your anger and paranoia.

[stevieschnick]

That's true, George W's grandfather Prescott Bush did business with the Nazis when he was part of Union Banking Corp. This isn't a conspiracy either, it's in the national archives and the bank was seized in 1942 for violation of the Trading with The Enemy Act.

[tsunamiferrari]

stupid.

[garbagemanlb]

This just proves that conservatives have absolutely no sense of humor. Name one funny conservative comedian.

[Charlie1821]

This just proves you're an idiot that doesn't get it.

[z7zyn]

Dennis Miller

[zauberberg910]

This is lame. Conservatives are Lame.

[Charlie1821]

Lame comeback

[VinceP1974]

GReat video! Good job.

[TJD246]

DELIGHTFUL....MANY THANKS

[QuietusOSC]

Drop the canned laughter and this would be funnier. As it was, the laughter put me off.

[johnnyk67]

Thank you, QuietusOSC.

Well said.

Take that TylerNull!

[jaijoedougwatt]

Bravo! This is a perfect example of a Republican sense of humor.

Everyone should see this.

[ivl71]

Jodie: smart beautiful and funny.

Got a great future ahead of you :)

[kalvinphil]

Jodie Miller is smokin-HOTT!!! and clever too!

[rawcatslyentist]

Party on News BUsted!

[johnnyk67]

C'mon even Jon Stewart gets poor reaction from some jokes, but yet all of these average jokes got much canned laughter. WTF?

It's so painfully obvious.

The question I have is, does Newsbusted really think Republicans are this stupid?

[TylerNull]

The question is: Do Democrats think?

The answer is: Only when thinking doesn't interfere with their devotion to Leftist theology, tactics, and treachery. You know, like CNN's fraud, Valerie Plame's treason, Micheal Moore's stupidity, leftists redefining words, Democrat's racism, Air America's failure, Hillary's communist bent, etc. That sort of thing.

With or without a laugh track.

[scottfreitas]

Lol. TylerNull, one of the rare conservative Ciceros.. :)

[shdowops]

You forgot "Democrats' sabotaging of elections" in your list; or maybe you were just getting to it.

We had some of that here in WI - in Milwaukee - where some Democratic staffers were caught slashing tires on vans used to bring elderly to the polls.

Course you probably didn't hear too much about that in the media. I found it buried in the back of the Mil. Journal.

Great job btw, NewsBusted!

[TylerNull]

Yep, and Democrat fraud of planting Leftist activists posing as "undecided" voters in their CNN debate, and planting Hillary campaign activists in the Republican CNN / YouTube debate ... Let's just admit it:

Democrat treachery far exceeds the YouTube word limit.

[johnnyk67]

Believe me Tyler, I think the same thing about Republican treachery when responding to some conservative asshole. Let's face it, both parties suck. Obviously, both sides' shenanigans far exceed the YouTube word limit.

[TylerNull]

It's not about how you feel when having to defend your vile politics. Democrat election fraud has been outed (again).

Trying to smear Democrat treachery on the opposition -- by your decree -- is just as vile.

[johnnyk67]

wait a second, you got me all wrong

[kournikova76]

Well John Stewart knows Democrats are that stupid. That's why he's still on the air.

If it's canned laughter, why is it differnt each time? Oh, have you ever watched a sitcom? Canned laughter..... I guess that means they aren't funny. I mean we can't have canned laughter in this country. It might offend a lame liberal.

[johnnyk67]

If it was truly funny, they wouldn't need the canned laughter. People have known that for decades. You haven't caught on yet?

[newsbusted]

Sorry bud, but laugh tracks are used by everyone everywhere. Even people who have live audiences hire folks to sit amongst the crowd and laugh at their jokes, not to mention the "applause" sign.

Nice try though. You obviously know nothing about television.

[johnnyk67]

Nice try chief, my sister and I have worked in television for close to 15 years. Applause sign is for applause, not laughter.

If it were truly funny, you wouldn't need a laught track. Period.

[sagacioussue]

You are full of it Johnny - I've been to late night tapings and they had laughter signs and applause signs.

What is your problem that you feel the need to come here and point out a laugh track that every single person who watches this knows is there? And most normal people wouldn't expect a live audience for a 2-3 minute youtube video. Get real

[johnnyk67]

I will give it an A for effort, and Jody is very easy on the ol' eyes makes. Those two things together make it watchable. I'm going to check out the rest, but I'll keep my mouth shut. I don't seem to be too popular in these parts.

[TheShag69]

Wow. Cut back on the cheesy comebacks.

[tumbleasis]

Posting a weak comedy video then defending it is yet another weak act.

If it was funny it would stand on it's own.

Most people are disappointed that they wasted time out of their lives to watch this.

Don't quit your day job.

[newsbusted]

If you hate non-left humor so much why keep watching it and commenting on it?

Studying for your GED would be more productive.

[factsnotopinion]

Jody ...you are a fox.....

[johnnyk67]

What's with the slow motion audience shots and obviously canned laughter.

Did they really think people would believe there is actually a studio audience?

I love it at the end when they transition the audio laugh track with the audio applause track.

[TylerNull]

Yeah, how dare citizens dissent with Leftist theology -- and without massive production budgets. There ought to be a (federal) law. Perhaps we can call it "Fairness Doctrine".

Oh wait, Senator Feinstein (D) is already incubating that one.

[johnnyk67]

you sonava...

[w301549]

very good but needs to be longer!

[birdyb24]

I was going to post that these are getting better (Jodi is), but the reality is that the Democrats are simply getting that much worse. Seriously. Think about what's gone on in the last week - recession talk followed by 4% GDP growth, back 2 back, even the NYSlimes admitting the surge is working, CNN/Hillary caught back to back w/plants, etc. Who couldn't mock these morons?

[TylerNull]

@ 11% approval, it appears even Democrats are realizing the Democrat Party is just a bad joke against humanity.

[MichiganPatriot]

I'm glad I subscribed to NewsBusted... I hope they do a little coverage on Al Franken and Cindy Sheehan's Senate bids. THOSE should be hilarious!

[IntelligentCreature]

LMAO!!!

I'm lov'n it!!!

keep'm com'n....

[scottfreitas]

Yay for Newsbusted, back from holiday and back in YOUR face, Shrillary! ;D

[Rajaat99]

"We're not allowed to vote at all."

Wonderful stuff!

[strapped9]

why is this not on cable tv! great show all.

[fdartmouth]

Awlays good!

[yargnitstingray]

Great Stuff. Comedy Central should have you do a segment on the Daily Show to balance the rest of the show. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

[TylerNull]

"... all 12 of Air America's listeners."

Good one.

[saturateu]

ROARRRRRRR

[buzznbea]

The Voting for Bush in China joke was spot-on and brilliant. Great segment, NB!

[corandaravis]

This is the best one yet!

[swingkid]

Amazing stuff.. very funny.