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  • what video did he say "im also doing some i dont want to elaborate on but im trying not to have that go everywhere

  • Prrff. Not legit. You had steady aim pro :(

  • @da1337h4x The video size limit used to be 10 minutes, only recently were 15 minute videos permitted. I think if you have a special corporate deal, you can make even larger ones, but there's only so much space they can allocate.

  • why does he not have videos over 10 mins ?

  • @ChuckNorris wow.... you commented

  • The people watching the kill cam are probobally saying "what the fuck is this"

  • To swiffer irl, alternate blinking between in the eyes with only one eye seeing through the scope.

  • Swiffer Swiffer Swiifer Shit LoL

  • "Swiffer, Swiffer, swiffer, shit.."

  • i call it seizure trickshot

  • I wish I could see this as the game ending kill.

  • i used to do this not knowing others did, i called it a blind shot.

  • @kaGLIP

    Yup

  • LMFAO "By the beard of Zeus!"

  • where did the word "swiffer" come from?

  • @kaGLIP YES

    

  • @kaGLIP yep

    

  • 0:59 "Nothing Interesting Happens"

    Wrong. With Cr1TiKaL commentating, every second is Interesting !

  • @A5GRedwing666 ikr lol

  • there is 100% shit on my face after that one

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  • they must be so confused when they watch the kill cam

  • More like Seizure Shot

  • You can do ghetto swiffers in BO

  • just gotta head shot so his self-esteem went rite down the shitter

  • "i got 9 swiffer kills, 1 raffica kill and 28 deaths so i did very very well" LMFAOOO

  • @Yoshirox3 Have you just discovered irony?

  • "adrenaline pumping, piss flowing" GHAHAHAHAH

  • Swiffer shots are actually 100x better than quickscoping. I mean how many people can actually swiffer shot? it takes no skills to quickscope, but it does to swiffer shot

  • Swiffer LongRange HeadShot On HighRise

  • What is the point of swiffering?

  • @MaeStark trickshot

  • @MaeStark makes you pro duhh

  • @MaeStark Yes

  • By the beard of Zeus!

  • This video almost gave me a seizure XD

  • Yea it's really Deadly More deadly then a tonka toy 6:05 xD

  • next time you fast forward you should pretend to be dizzy

  • This video gave me a migraine. WORTH IT!!!

  • the funny thing is this is less ridiculous than the 360 shot

  • what if the mosquito is in your gun barrel? huh then what?

  • Mastering this technique will bring your self esteem through the roof, your opponents down in shit, and most importantly...friendship with Cr1TiKaL :D

  • i did a swiffer kill and i added a trick just do a 360 swiffer kill put youre sentitevity on 10 or 9 it works!

  • this video=epilopsy

  • Mr. Cr1TiKaL, I used the swiffer shot yesterday and got a headshot on my first try, thank you for making that one of the most hilarious games I've ever played in Call of Duty. :)

  • dude these haters fuck nipple crusty earlobe flying tities ass out of a crazy straw! YOUR VIDIOS PWN FUCK and ceep 'em coming luv ur vidios ,you taught me every thing I know,

  • Cr1TkaL is making a fun tactics for all of the high end fps'... DO MINECRAFT

  • @Joemamma109 /watch?v=i_YGozaPhvA

  • @lool270 I know but I meant fun tactics

  • @Joemamma109 ow okee

  • @Joemamma109 Nothing about minecraft is even remotely fun

  • @DrCaligar1 let me guess. You are one of the cod fanboys who thinks the only fun thing in gaming is shooting the shit outta something. Am I wrong? In minecraft, you can do whatever you want, build, destroy, play puzzle maps, go on a killing spree (human or monsters), look for diamonds, and all of that jazz. In cod you can shoot... you can shoot... OH! I forgot! You can shoot! Face it, minecraft kicks cods ass even without "good" graphics, although you do come to love the style.

  • @Joemamma109 I just started to play cod like 1 year ago ive played RPG's and adventures all of my life, id rather play zelda on gameboy than deal with the awful graphics of minecraft, hell i would even try out runescape.

  • @DrCaligar1 Awful graphics of minecraft? FUCK YOU! NO GAME IS FUN WITH GOOD GRAPHICS. EVERY BAD GRAPHICS GAME IS CLASSIC. Minecraft you can do anything, in COD, you 360 jump off fucking building and live by a "perk" that is stupid.

  • @ChapterGames78 Classic games are classic because they are good, graphics have nothing to do with it.

  • @DrCaligar1 well then why did you call minecraft out with graphics and IMMEADIATELY say that its graphics are better than the game you said you'd rather play?

  • @DrCaligar1 ummm... Have you noticed that aside from everything being blocks, minecraft actually looks better than those old gameboy games? didn't think so, let me guess, you ruled minecraft out before you got an iron pick? Before you hit a dungeon? Before you played online? Before you played an adventure map? Before you discovered HD texture packs? thought so...

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  • Respond to this video... Well like 30 years passed since the first zelda it would be pretty stupid if minecraft was worse than them dont you think, if i want dungeons ill play any of the diablos or the oblivions and guess what, new ones are coming too.

  • i honestly did this b4 in 1v1 back b4 this vid came out, it tripped him out in the final killcam

  • put on CC and click on Transcribe Audio.

    google fails so much some times...

  • @penguinz0 try this new trick i made its called the highduken sorry for bad spelling and what you do is cook a grenade until it has just a little bit of time left throw throw it in the enemy's face and it should work

  • i made a awesome move you could use i will try it out and see if it works tommorow :)

  • @MrRex20000 stop suckin my dick i wasnt talkin to you. Fuckin white kids think they can hurt someone on the internet. Grow the hell up.

  • the swiffer shot is the most effective way to snipe.. period

  • i got nine swiffer kills, one raffica kill and twenty eight deaths, so i did very, very well

  • someone else, except me, used his quotes against other people..???

  • All of your fucking meters are broken lol

  • I called that method the ciesure shot

  • i got a nuke with the swiffer shot.i love and good at snipers

  • hey i made that technique it actually works ?! i called it the flicker shot when i was 13 years old wtf?! I MADE THIS BEFORE U U MADE THIS VIDEO IN 2010 HAHAHA YEAH FUK YEAH.... lol but i use sleight of hand pro and it works fine. of course i do the flicker shot and he does the swiffer shot.

  • hey i made that technique it actually works ?! i called it the flicker shot when i was 13 years old wtf?! I MADE THIS BEFORE U U MADE THIS VIDEO IN 2010 HAHAHA YEAH FUK YEAH.... lol

  • "I got 9 swiffer kills, a raffica kill and 28 deaths so I did pretty good" hahahhaa

  • the transcribe audio on this is priceless!

    

  • Sorry to burst your bubble but that giant ass cylinder is my moms dildo

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  • i would highly recommend using this technique i went 4- 25 when i used it the first time which is just amazing

  • It kills to me see how many actual kills he could've EASILY gotten.

  • @flyingbrad HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT KILLS AND ASSISTS.

  • i dont see this being a valid technique... it just seems more distracting than anyting

  • @magykm hey dumbass did i say i was hating? Didnt think so. Did i say anything homosexual? Didnt think so. Now shut the fuck up

  • @TheFlamez083

    TheFlamez083 = butthurt/butthurt

  • i tried the swiffer thing and got a 9 killstreak i die cause i fell of tower i was on :)

  • Swiffer=luck/timing

    Quickscope=luck/skill

    Hardscope=skill

  • @TheFlamez083 TheFlamez083=fag/hater

    Cr1Tikal=Skill/Skill/Skill to the tenth power

  • Holy shit just realised, the description doesn't say 'This is the best ___________ of all time' :O

  • this technique is quite useful cos the noobs will get seizures watching the killcam

  • I prefer to use flying eagle technique while swiffering.

  • This guy makes my tummy hurt :oo

  • Dumb technique.....!!!!

    

  • guy is funny but swiffering is DUMB

  • i once got a 360 noscope HITMARKER

  • why is every1 talin it sooo serious . its cr1tikal like :D

  • My eyes got fucked up trying getting a kill with this method

  • mosquito falling out of a plane?

  • i actually crossmapped someone...

    

  • harder then a quickscope

  • @raffe2009 Am i thee only person who realized this guys a dumbass??? turrets is not when u blink alot shitface!

  • @iownuknowit is that really how you spell that word?

  • "BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!!" im crying x,D

  • I went to go swiffer my girlfriend but she said there was no way. plus it looks like your character has turrets. lol

  • I went to go swiffer my girlfriend but she said there was no way.

  • Suggestion : Play on legaacy south paw, inverted , 10 sensitivity , use a f2000 bling no attachments , stinger secondary, hardline no kill streaks and scrambler... call it the handicapp

  • I got a nuke only using 360 swiffers. I am now a demigod.

  • Critikal's 2 favorite things: Shit & Nipples

  • You've already been in the history books for a long time

  • I went to kill the douche, douche killed me

  • This is an awesome tactic. If you want to get motion sickness and projectile vomit all over your nipples

  • OMFG my cousin does that and he calls it the blinker!!!!!!!!111

  • "100% shit on his face," that's goint to take over the whole thats what she said puss crap lol

  • @Doodorz do you know how fucking hard it is to type on some things. And do you actually think that someone would go back and read the damn comment to make sure it has the right grammar and spelling. I don't think so

  • The blood on the screen when you take a hit looks like Jello.

  • @DonBonNetwork i always thought it was that red Gatorade splashed on the players face lol

  • @purgethewaek501 oh no i fell five feet and broke my spine so why are my eyes bleeding so damn bad

  • @purgethewaek501

    That's how getting shot in real life works, your eyes get bloodshot, then some strawberry jam/red Gatorade splashes across your view. A few seconds later, the Gatorade goes away and your gunshot wounds get better.

  • @qiman2 Exactly, as you can tell this game is really fucking realistic XD

  • @purgethewaek501 No, cthulhu sits in the clouds throwing jars of strawberry jam at players who take damage.

  • 2:32 Swiffer-headshot-rescue-paybac­k. Now do it with a 360 first

  • The adrenalin was pumping my urine was flowing... and i got a hitmarker

  • The Swifter shot was named after me xD

  • @Swifter18 SWIFFER * :)

  • rate the video comment the video and su......

  • I swear I invented this September last year on Halo Reach, fuckin' love the swiffer

  • @EnragedSK create before that came out

  • Before i watched this i thought no one used this tactic, on black ops me and my friend used it and called it "The Flop-Scope", but after watching this we are going to call it the Swiffer :')

  • @Doodorz its just a joke man calm ur tits down

  • Cheytac M200 intervention

  • 34 people had an epilepsy attack from switfter technique.

  • @levidc1997 You are a faggot. You worship another man. You bow down on your knees just to suck his dick for making this trickshot.

  • This isn't even a technique. It's just being fucking stupid.

    Hey guys I created a new technique!!

    You have to jerk off while simultaneously pressing the right trigger and hope you shoot someone. it's called a cum-shot.

  • @Doodorz In your opinion! :D

  • @Doodorz ok why do people take video games so fucking seriously......honestly hes just trying to make mw2 a fun game in a world of try hards.....and honestly dude did u think for more than like 5 seconds that he was actually being serious....

  • @Doodorz there's a thing about this...it's called a joke.....yeah don't you feel retarded?

  • @pzdontsaystupidreply It's kind of hard to tell if a nerd is making a joke or not. All of their jokes are fucking stupid.

    Maybe if you actually made interaction with other human beings, you'd be able to make up a decent fucking joke.

    Yeah..don't you feel retarded? Or more like a loner who sits by himself at lunch.

  • @Doodorz u peace of cum shotting nerd shit!

  • @xIForBiDDeN Funny how you call me an erd yet you're the fucking MLG faggot here. I don't even play video games anymore. I actually have a job. something losers like you don't have. Go away tryhard.

  • @Doodorz I am as good as mlg's (not to brag) I have a job I'm 26, u said u dont play vid games then y r u here fuckin us with ur hate comments...

    fag-.-

  • @xIForBiDDeN Right, you're 26 and you have a job, yet you type like a fucking 12 year old child with down syndrome and dyslexia, and you play video games all day. What a fat fuck. What is your job, working at a fast food restaurant?

  • @Doodorz I play vid games 3 hours a day idiot not all day and I have my own hardware store so y dont u stfu and stop judging ppl b4 u know anything about them...

  • @xIForBiDDeN Way to contradict yourself dickhead. You called me a nerd when you don't know me

    Just shut the fuck up. You're making yourself look stupid.

  • @Doodorz ur comment was nerdy thats y I called u a nerd so STFU

  • @xIForBiDDeN I'm surprised you could even read you fucking idiot. Seriously, check your spelling dumbfuck. I doubt you have a job because you couldn't even fill out a job application with your down syndrome ROFL loser.

  • @Doodorz I'm a loser look at ur self lol everyone is writing hate comments about u and u only replyed 2 me

    Blocked :)

  • @xIForBiDDeN Cause everybody hates you.

  • @Doodorz both of you just stfu.youre acting like 3 year olds

  • @Doodorz You probably came here by searching "nipples". Stop looking for porn on Youtube.

    Law of Phycology #1:

    Whenever someone disagrees with you, you try to troll to boost your self esteem.

    You have won the Asshole Award.

  • @CoptaDeRofl noob its psychology

  • Pro :).xD

  • Bro I mastered this I thought I was the 1st to do it

  • i did this in black ops and got -9 kiills and 500 deaths in hardcore

  • If you Prefer the name Cr1tikal.. why is you Youtube account Named Penguinz0? lol

  • @aljonflores His older videos he had a different gamertag. Cr1tiKal came later.

  • @meassick you better be making that shit up..theres no way thats a real shot haha

  • Mkaaaaaaaaay here's a fun tactic... Go into a building with a window and a camper, aim a javelin out of the window... Fire the javelin so that it goes up, hits the roof and kills you and your enemy... Got at lease 4 kills... Legit...

  • @TheOnlyAquatard

    He already did that...

  • @IvanGold78 Balls.

  • lol, more deadly than the average tonka toy

  • LIKE if you noticed an enemy on the left at 9.10

  • I do this with the barret.

  • It's called a flutter scope

  • @meassick Fuck that shit :L

  • i think theres a higher chance of getting a no-scope across the map then this

  • @SuppahGranny that's why it's satisfying when you go 2-46 each game

  • @vidman454 suuuuure...and yet my average is 50 for tdm and 20 for S&D

  • @SuppahGranny if thats the case then you must not be using the swiffer correctly.

  • @vidman454 oh sorry i didnt get it i tought you were mocking my skills...dam it sorry yeah no its a bit better but not much like 5-30 average

  • would that mean we would be the best sniper ever if we get a 360 laddershot across the map stunned with a swiffer? anyone think that?

  • Why cant you have slight of hand? Wouldn't it make it harder?

  • @meepfeet no it would make it almost like quick scoping with slight of hand pro