Skimboarding Tutorial

[mitchter157]

if u wanna get chicks then ride it and do shit on it

[animevideogamesfan37]

He just want to "impress" the ladies XD

Like that would happen LOL

Na, It was funny ^_^

[MRLONGBOARDER304]

it was funny ass shit but thats all wrong when ladies walk by you do a 360 shuv and make yourself look good. do you even know how to skimboard?

[acheirs]

fk this



[llXllqirallXll]

dude :)) sorry to say but u s**k:)) so shame :))

[coldironhands1]

lmao

[snowballl53]

This shit was funny

[Jediboy671]

BOOO

[dtrain19ify]

lol pathetic bro just stick to playing world of war craft since 1. you cant get chicks for shit 2. get some better shades 3. stop wasting peoples time with being a fag poser

[Russiansnow]

@TheJAMESandMATT and judging by your username you are gayer than he is, no?

[Speedylou321]

you dont know anything about skimboarding and you are not funny...really

[smarterchild623]

3 min and 29 sec well spent

[cromerthelostboy]

i hope u actually kno how to use that board...

[AMGlllGUARD]

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJA THATS FCKIN FUNNY

[1noisysk8]

is a zap medium wegde?

[6987jasonakin]

lol if you are the man how come the girls walked on by!

[MrGaRrEtT148]

check out my new skimboarding video that i just posted, hope you guys like it(:

[kialn]

ummmm just one pointer u didn't actually get any girls coz the ones u said hey to just carried on walking past! To get girls to stop and actuallly talk to u u need to get in the water. NICE BOARD THOUGH XD

[depret5]

i followd this tutorial step by step and some real skimboarders BEAT my ASS

[indrabakka]

@depret5

To mee too dude... But you re funny cock...

[kialn]

we can hold the board how we want to! but hey each to his own! nice beach

[AndrewS1178]

hahahaha

[Swiftglitcher28]

When you threw the board, My heart skipped a beat.

[ploppercon]

Corny HIV joke ftw.

[DrFreerun]

This is good ;)

[DaddyD067]

Absolute CHOAD!!!!

[amozyo]

ok now were ready to skim board right? WRONG! lol

[TommyMinerPhotograpy]

haha nice video hah but its so true every one does that haha. And nice saying hi to every single chick.

[gerty1032]

not gonna lie. your glasses are sorta gay

[dkendus]

if u like skimboarding watch the videos m and my twin and cousins made!

[1EvoX10]

Dude, you're video is awesome, other people just don't get your sense of humour!

[kristaps25]

total bullshit... wish 2 see him riding~!!! Dat would b funny!!!!! :D:D:D

[Fresh19941]

ya, gotta wax it cause there's sharks in the ocean..... dumbass and gay

[beachman1122]

tool



[JaYoOriginal]

u dumb shit

[havocson]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but you embarrass me.

[crackiswhack098]

fucking hilarious

[rdvieira99]

at the begin looks like he is beating his board!

[MrGnarVar]

those of you calling him a tool.... this is a JOKE! very funny tho

[MrElectricityyy]

lmao i love how people dont get a joke, funny shit!

[shredcity12345]

This one gave me a laugh. lulz

[SkatingKnight101]

you fucking idiot you are not suppose to go running after the board. wastes time, energy and speed. give me that board so i can pawn you. you noob.

[zorbok70]

"Skimboarding Tutorial: I have no intentions of going in the water.  Lets scope out some chicks." Epic Win man. got me chickstoo. like "why don't u show us?" "no intentions in getting in the water." "oh..." "I'll Try a 360 or somethin..." *Been riding for 2 years, can do a 1080* girl: "wow impressive!" me: "i try ;)"

[mebekaelyn]

fucking funny

[Snowhardproduction]

ha ... his board is broke at the tip...

[MrSamclo]

sand? ...more like snow

[TrickSTD]

i am a master at rule #3....my skimboard has never seen water : (

[DrewAlberse]

Veeery clever. haha.

[Sundayisfunday1]

bahahah this guy is a fucking genius.

[5jck]

u guys r retards its a joke fagits stop taking it so serously

[MBalzEsHari7]

the skim board should not get wet!!! hahahah this was so haliarious

[nickleblock11]

Fuckin cocky sob

[4321zik]

cocky motherfucker

[5jck]

well from calculations on tht wave tht u sayed tht the angles where not right (well oviesly there was a slight brezze causing the wind factor to be 90 degresses celsius. and u could of riding tht wave for 3.868450 hours on ure (SCUM BOARD)

[heyitzmaddi]

hahahaha

[5jck]

really funny



[brambizle]

BEAST

[LCBrocksDS]

Ur not skom boarding cause u cant and u dont want 2 get embarrassed in front of "the ladies"

[TheThepainterboy]

are you gay

[bernaxbrito]

great tutorial o: unless the gay glasses xD

[robreid320]

twat



[robertdowney13]

general twat

[MrAsstastico]

haha funny video...but do u realyy skim

[MrAsstastico]

haha funny video...but do u realyy skim

[001GenLee]

So instead of learning how to skimboard, this video's about learning how to pick up chicks at the beach. LOL

[freestepniteroi]

you is fuck not praticked ??

[anodizer]

mate, have u ever been on one?

[danewtsn]

dude, you need to give the uys behind you at 2.45 some lessons because their board toutched the water!!!!!!!!!!! :O

[M3iscool]

This is hilarious.

[threeflipyomomma]

fuckin siesta key dude. place sucks to skim.

[CyberWallX]

what a fag ?!

[snowman2bandit]

by crowded he went to a place with kids picking up shells and old men, the 3 groups of girls gave him no look

[SDSULongboarder]

is that the chizel by zap.?? i want it but it says it can hold up to 150 im 160 how much are you??

[ksmath1]

@SDSULongboarder well for skimboards the sizing recommendations are just that:recommendations. west coast skimmers generally use slightly smaller boards than suggested just because the conditions, and east coast skimmers like larger boards. find some people that skim, try some of their boards, and figure out which size is best. most skimmers are pretty chill and will let you use their board IF you stay AWAY from the ROCKS

[bocaskaterzz]

fucking tool

[rushtonator21]

this kid toungs his own fartbox!!

[Crazy12321Man]

You are a Gay you Bi***

[830sxz]

I followed this tutorial step by step and it got me chicks

[AMX135]

lmao

[M3iscool]

Yeah plywood is the bomb. Screw that thick piece of junk. Lol

[komodoCRUSIN]

wow you fag, why don't you skim board instead of walking around like a poser.

[ajswho]

@komodoCRUSIN dumbo, cant you see he IS posing. the title is misleading though

[A1EKSZA]

hahahaha... hello ladies

[ddoggcalkid4021]

skimboard much?



[YodasGrandma]

it's funny how many ppl r mad at this vid cuz it didn't teach them how to skim hahah it's just a joke vid ppl move on and if u wunna learn how to skim just go to the beach and do it cuz that's the only way

[kenchi08]

wtf? the only thing you are going to get is a dude on your ass.

[c336k]

thumbs up if you watched the whole thing

[kanareef]

Watzup watzup i'm the fucking man haha ^^ you're too self confident dude!

[bane185]

you fucking chopstick, shove that board up your ass, thats the only constructive thing you will be able to do with the board!

[ZULEICA71]

Whats that white stuff at 0:56

[Filipb2101]

Tbh, this made me laugh, which I'm sure was the intention. Fair play.

[TheCrichen]

i thought this video was pretty funny.:) haha

[Mycro7]

WTF. You fucking retard! When a bunch of chicks walks past you throw your board in the water and do a 360 shove it u fuck nob!

[dasilfelpa]

jjajajaja your video SUCKS

[jarrod5551]

stay classy san diego

[MRSKIM101]

is that filmed in siesta key, sarasota FL? i skim there ALL THE TIME

[The1i1wayne]

Thank you this is very helpfull!

[wixnarara]

xD haha thats funny

[shufflerDG]

WHAT LOSER!!

[imhereforsomething]

so funny

[MatthewsVideosInc]

wat board

[backstagecenter]

at first i thought that he was joking and pretending to be a duche but i think he's serious guys!

[numbowezz]

your an idiot

[W4lly16]

No, you don't hold the skimboard like that, and you don't toss it. You drop it and get on back foot first. You have so much to learn.

[W4lly16]

No, you don't hold the skimboard like that, adn you don't toss it. You drop it and get on back foot first. You have so much to learn.

[W4lly16]

No, you don't hold the skimboard like that.

[KingBoshua]

WRONG! THE SKIMBOARD MUST NEVR TOUCH THE WATER! lol

[Sn0oZy411]

this kid is a complete faggot

[VinMan182]

wsup

[MRSKIM101]

i would recongize that place ANYDAY!!! its siesta key, FL. thats where i live and skim. im surprised im not in the backround.

[ke1sh4]

what a twat

[swatus]

lmao this fool is funny !

[JA4408]

if i saw u on the beach doing that i would shove the skimboard up your ass

[Russiansnow]

biggest tool on the damn beach. give me that skimboard, i'll put it to better use. shit that must be fiberglass, i'm riding plywood. send it over. lol

[Mzahaka1313]

@Russiansnow If you look closely you can see its a Zap "tum tum taaaaaaam"

[Deiji]

You guys are funny, enough of falling on my ass, I want to actually look cool on the beach!

[wolfpup171]

LOL

[deemullins1]

I dont get it, why are all those girls just walkin on by him like he's a plate of glass???

[thatniggaliz]

scopinn out hhahaha

[xxbmxx1]

god why dont you people understand its a damn joke

[MRHENNERZ123]

r u on south beach???

[SkimboardTips]

your the bigist fucking poser ever you should burn the glasses drop the aditude and get the dam board wet and grow a pair and or give the bord to a 5 year old that will actualy use it and mabe become pro... wtf

[BeNaNdJaKeYEAH]

@SkimboardTips its a joke

[Legz222]

I went to the beach and did this, and I got mad ladies. They said I was a tool. What is a "tool"?

[cmoneyinda859]

dam thats funny "Hey whats up' ..... " yeah they know whats going on " haha

[audiohugo1]

what a dumb fuck... You dont know how to skim and ur game SUCKS ASS!

[Gh0stH000dz]

lmao am i only one who thought this was funny?

[evil1234561012]

wow you suck fukin dick

[suhurricane19]

i'll take your skimboard even though it belongs to a tool

[cerdior]

you are stupid boy / tu eres tonto de remate

[SoyuzBuffalo]

you realize that boards are made to actually used them? you are and idiot...

[rhardegen]

the side to side motion for maximum waxibility....

[jackjumperfreak]

Ure acting like ure the skimboarding pro with ure cool glassesd that look retarted.

[bmxerellispartridge]

lmao hahaha can u actully skimboard

[bobby5642]

LMAO!

[92997sarah]

this is freakin bullshit!

[tdg031992]

roflmfao this is so freakin funny

[ericlowman1997]

ur a fkin fag id like to see u really do it ur acting loser!!!!!

[ARTHUR140194]

Is this video serious, I mean, did you show any skimboardskills?

i have a fucking wooden skimboard of 7 euros and I can do much better than your gayacting on the beach

[LilHawaii77]

pshk u didnt buy that bored ur daddy bought that for you...NO ACT

[JOHNY19DIRTBOARDS]

that board is to good for u

[willstew01]

sick video bro

[funnypeepspc]

what im the cooking man are u seriouse

[xoSTARZox]

dude, i found this hilarious, i loved it hahah

[dylancohen10]

lol your a funny guy man i enjoyed that

[landsurfer66]

Jackass.

[jackhammer2752]

wow what a fucking tool.

[WillEyeAmz]

idc if it was a joke vid... you're still a douche

[wesellsex]

Lol this is so funny!  I love it!!

[freeskiernumber1]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaahahahhahahahaahaha­hahahaha

[thesmalldrummer]

i like how he got a exspensive bored thats to small for him

[snedsmif]

COCK im never gonna get this 3 mins and 29 secs of my life back

[MrDRUM4LIFE92]

more like tutorial on how to pull a girl lmao

[123jonnydark]

lol at around 2:50 u see a kid skimboard in the background he may not be cool but atleast hes not a douche

[idrum4jesus767]

lololol

[lRllKlBORI]

0:01

[flamingwookiee]

its a joke, guys. he's intentionally being a fag.

[MrItsonlymoney]

wow he embarrassed to fall in front of the girls but if i fall they run up to me and ask me if I'm alright but no not this guy hes a fag

[mtsoccer35]

@MrItsonlymoney shut up u little faggit

[jordanteague1996]

this was a waste of time you little girl go have a period you fag

[alexeloplaw]

fagg

[Mzkr95]

"Today were going to show you how to NOT skimboard, and look like a douche bag"

[zero6gg]

@Mzkr95

best part is thats a custom skim lol

[K1LOBYTE]

@Mzkr95 lol this is a joke!

[gangsta9z]

hahaha! this made me laff. i rather do this than fall an bust my ass tryin to learn lol

[bristolbarnes]

Excellent tutorial, thanks.

Went skimboarding at the weekend and now i realise, shit.....I got it all wrong.

From now on I'll get it right.

[Noble909]

That board is NOT the most expensive one around. I paid 260 (on sale) and I still don't have the best one.

[groobs10]

hey ur sunglasses are SOOOO GAY

[chrisconnor43]

Dude that's what I do

[hotzone84]

douche baggin tutorial

[jookdizzle]

haha that was quite funny tbh...

[lbcl1767]

You think this video is good ?...... I dont think so !......... xDDD ahahaha ROFL

[deathinessence]

"Sup?" Lol. What a faggot

[jordithaZ]

haha im doin it hiz way XD hez master XD

[flamingwookiee]

LMAO i was actually searching on tutorials on how to skimboard and i came across this. i think i may just do this instead hahaha.

[edgeisawesome242]

zaps are awesome

[Venom1J]

i swear some skimboarders actually do this

[inuyasha338]

You must be joking, lol.