Chris Tucker- Old Stand-up

[V3VOGAMER]

Come here boyyyyy! Mama I'm cummin come here boyy I'm cummin I tryin to if u shut the fuck up

[tito98ism]

theey,ll vote for a black pres. obama :D

[PSdissenter]

Lol, he has such a distinctive voice.

[CallaLily76]

lol Michael Jackson as a pimp XDDD

[themissmorocco1]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lilkeithlip]

0:52 guy on the right funnier than the whole stand up

[doubleoreo24]

haha same shit happened to me man , was fucked up! i was on the floor and the bed was shakin LOOOL haha love you chris TRUE NIGGAH!

[MrJosephaziz]

black audiences are always fuckin jumping out there seats n shit hahah!

[aaronbrown707]

Obama is are presadant. u cant say we have no blck prez

[nomickok2]

@aaronbrown707

shut up

[SonicLuggage]

@aaronbrown707 wow.

[baldswagg79]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkKing009]

lol

[huydinh5104]

ahhhh

[KYRAS123987]

Lmaoooooo the bull in the audience had me rolling !

[EissaBoss]

lol that guys at the right 0:56 might cumed wile laughing lol

[keno6076]

Lol

[devrangre]

YOU GOT KNOCK THE FUCK OUT !! :D

[BrandonB145]

hahaha obama has a goal in his backyard

[DominicNguyen2011]

hahahahahahahahaha

CHRIS!!! wat u doin. i siad nuthin mama.she said com here boi!!! i said mama im cumming. she said come here boi!!! i said im tryin if u shut the fuck up!!!!!

[lrwsoreal]

im glad Chris Tucker, came back to stand up now we just need Martin to come back to stand up and Jamie Foxx and I will be so satisfied omg they were the best

[kickbutt1111]

barrack obama xD

[lolmathlol]

Thumbs up if you're actually watching a black brother fuck up the white house

[TheLegaljunkie]

@lolmathlol Dumb Ass....smh.

[minidd99]

im cumming mama XD

[IsaidCheckit]

anything he says is funny....his voice lmao 

[karutobi]

i like this chris tucker now hes fat like bernie mac

[oldschoolhiphop20]

@karutobi yeah he needs to lose some weight

[ImNotAFunnyPerson]

Haha, its funny because barack actually did put a basketball goal in the back!

[vladzmr]

chris tucker.. ur d bezt..

[Master553300]

loool 'i said come here boy' i said 'mom im trying if you would SHUT THE FUCK UP!' i know exactly what he means lol

[juggafette]

smokey

[juggafette]

smokey

[KaLiababii]

ROLLIN ONN SKITTLESSS.COME HERRRE BOII

[KaLiababii]

OMG!!!I FUCKINNQQ LUU DHIX FOOOOL!MORE FRIDAYS..JUX MOVIES PERIOD ND MAKE MORE STAND-UPS!!LUU U CHRIS

[gmholt2008]

this was funny as shit!! oh my WORD!

[armiasazariya]

what does he say 0:05-0:10?

[TheKyroOf92]

@armiasazariya "man it's fucked up when you go in your cereals to get your prize them motherfuckers already been in there and got it"

[TheKyroOf92]

@armiasazariya "man it's fucked up when you go in your cereals to get your prize them motherfuckers already been in there and got it"

He's talking about rats and roaches in his house, this is not the full version.

[LionEntity]

Where the hell has Chris Tucker disappeared off to man! He needs to make more movies! More stand up comedy! That brotha is fuckin FUNNY!!!!

[EliteSimba23]

news reporter- this just in, president Obama sends troops to compound in Pakistan to take down and kill terrorist Osama Bin Laden, the mission was a success

Chris Tucker- DAMN THE PRESIDENT JUST FUCKED SOMEBODY UUUUUP!

[SpazDillinger]

"Damn the President just fuck somebody uppppp"

[116gaara]

you can tell its old b/c he's skinny and he's talking about a black president.

[judge564]

Im comin momma im comin she said hurry up i will if you shut the fuck up

[TheHafeesa]

haha unbeleiveable bro ya hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

[SwaggerLikeUz]

I miss those Days, Great Show!

[rANDOM1NATiON]

LOL At the guy with the white t-shirt at 0:56 He's havn' the time of his life.

[VoodooFlintstone]

FUNNIEST cunt.

[quint555]

the guy in the audience on the right at 0:56 xD

[TheKINGOFFREAKZ]

2:27 - 3:30 MURDERS ME !!!! Looooooooooooooooooooooooool

[MrBrandington]

You goin have to shut the fuck up lol

[lilstam3]

so...does Obama carry a gun? :P

[MrJamericanboy92]

Tito and Micheal pimpz in da house

[BrandonRulez100]

"I'm like momma what the fuck wrong with you."

[BrandonRulez100]

"Like damn the president just fucked somebody UP!"

My favorite part of the whole video

[a7xsuks657438374]

WTF THE PPL ARE LAUGHING LIKE THERE HAVING STROKES

[skaterihalmtad]

obama should watch this

[dukenukemthreed]

The funny thing is...our president HAS a basketball court XD

[Hunterdoestube]

0:56 - 0:58 dude in the jacket lookin goofy as hell with that laugh

[lilaznballaz1022]

He speaks of OBAMA

[Yadameeaann]

He should do another friday

[0ligarch]

when u graduate, u nigga that walks in the house;...SHIT Killed me.hahaahhahhhaah

[MrJvr15]

Funny Assss Fukkkkkk

[prophecy505]

maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gosgoskate]

DAMN THE PRESIDENT JUST FUCKED SOMEBODY UUUUUPP

[MRJP309]

the one person that disliked this was the hoe sitting on the curb lmao

[TheFtworth817]

hahahahah its so true your mamas baby until u graduate and then your that nigga walkin around tha house lmfao

[TheArkchild]

MJ The Pimp Of GARY IN LOL

[h4t3r1558]

2:30 You gonna HAv ta stfu HAHA

[blackflame100]

"Mom WTF is wrong with you? No, you can't make Kool-Aid without sugar."

[leonmccollum1994]

WATCH AND LAUGH

[dmhoops]

he damn right about that obama done messed da white house heheh

[pinokio147]

This guy is REALLY good

[filnerfinser]

Lmao! "Damn the president just fucked sumbody uppppp!"

[ikidtech]

come her boi!! (mama im cumming) come here boi!!!!!(mama im cumming) well hurry up....... im trying to if you would shut the fuck up....!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

[4lyfemexican]

I'm cummin momma!

[paloma598]

lol what did he say at the beginiing

[MszLadyC]

some womans laugh is so annoying lolll "aaaaaa"

[wuzcloopin]

It's too bad he doesn't do more movies

[JustMeGiovanna]

I wonder what Obama is doing in the White House

[AndiDisne13]

2:14 same joke from the movie friday........still funny!!!

[LILLEXYBOO]

Why is it always Tito? Lol

[Shadowkidd402]

 does dat happen now in da white house mhhmm yeaa

[poyanator]

0:55 - The guy in the white shirt at the front! ROFL!!!

[boii2000]

see chris tuckers voice is high pitched and he sound cool im went threw puberty long time and im 18 and my voice is high pitched too so its iight

[083770]

LMAO! "I was on the floor and the bed was shakin'" Shit is classic

[xocarleyyy]

Hahahaha. (:

[Suductiveashx3]

Lmfaoo Chris Tucker Is Funny ; i Love Him - His Crazy Ass !

[vampiro212]

so i told the girl...i said "you gon have to shut the fuck up" hahahha

[knucklesbestgirl]

obama probaly has a gun wit him rite now

[sexyceline123]

Michael : slow down tito...slow down tito damnn...is tht ma hoe ova dea sittin down on the curb?..Let Me Out ...Come here girl! I said come here girl! Were my money how much you got? Hoe: Im sorry Mike all I got is a $100 bill. Michael: Girl You been out here all day and all you got is $100 bill? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boom.! hoe dead

[MrDeeds61]

i sed IM COMIN MOMMA!

ahahahaha

[PiruThuggsuwooP]

iz dat my hoe sittin on my curveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Varlos01]

1:15

Who would have thought that in 2009 that changed...

[localMinute]

MJ impression lol :D Chris Tucker is the best :D

[HotRide182]

Girl u were out here all day and all u got is 100 doller bill?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PSSS!

[MarinaLoverxx]

LMFAOO <3

[Alexander9ify]

MAMA im cuming. i said mama cuming. chris tucker is the shit man. he is to fucking hilarious. michael jackson joke got me rollin on the floor alomst wet my pants and made my eyes cry.

[rureallysorry]

obama lol

[simcheej]

"u have been here whole day and all u got is hundred dollar bill... AAAAA.." xDDDD :D hahahahahahahaaa...

[KickBack90sBeats]

ya'll aint never got 2 thangs that match.... either ya'll got koolaid no suga, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger! daaaaaamn...

[SaskueSucks]

"Its fucked up when you go to get your prize and dem motha fuckas already got it." I couldnt stop laughin!

[0786ali]

hez cummin lol

[genaschtes]

really need to see "friday" right now!

[catchdat22]

lmao..classic.

[FallenAngel1508]

he has and always will be a funny guy.

"come here boy!"

"i said, 'mama im comin' " LOL

[bmwdat1]

hahahah wow i wish i saw this long time ago

[RASAlexander]

at 00: 50 was the bomb man hahahaahah

[SuperSayai007]

"I'm trying to, Would you Shut The Fuck Up!"

[madmaxfernando]

this shit is kick ass

[WondrousBurrito]

0:56 look at the guy in denim bottom right

Holy fuck chill out yo

[tissnikk]

Like a black brotha would fuck up the white house ;D

[drshields1988]

obama isnt really a "brotha" he falls under the "oreo" category.

[SuperSayai007]

lmfao

[allah12311]

monkeys gone wild

[DAVORZZZ]

that slap was priceless. wow , funny shit

[SmoothLadyCriminal]

mama i'm comin! lol fuuniest shit ever!

[blackflame100]

It's really funny when he curses LOL

[garner4christ]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[wesley16555]

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[jair13avos]

"nO YOU CANT MAKE KOOL AID WITHOUT SUGA"

[rmsolympic1]

He's absolutely brilliant!

[NewYawkCityFTW]

lol xD

[litlebugna]

All those stories in Stand Up Comedies are in freestyle?

[erikanisrael]

Damn, he's fine AND funny. I'd fuck that nigga.

[yankeeman54]

come here girl . i said come here girl ..

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[DarkxLoes]

"slow down tito danm"

I wet my pants off laughing

XD

[504king147258369]

THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY

[baddbabegurl]

@DarkxLoes OMG I LOVE HIM, HE AND MICHAEL WERE LIKE CLOSE

U COULD SEE HE REALLY LIKED MICHAEL

[DTowns1Finest]

@DarkxLoes come here boy.......mama im cummin.....i said come here boy! mama im cummin......I SAID HERE BOY! IM TRYIN TO IF U WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP! lmao

[natpal518]

I like the way he handles business ;)

[bmi100]

You graduate and then you dat nigga walkin around the house

[kristina12001]

funniest ever i watch lolz..

[foragana]

what year was this????

[Kirche76]

Chris Tucker is the BEST!!!!

[teddy89pony]

the white house should be the black house already..

[Decavgamuct00]

I wonder how Chris Tucker is feeling right now, isnt he real good friends with Michael jackson?

[URNULUV]

wow .deep .. Black President?? Got that .. Fucked up white house?? haha Thats been accomplished! Yess wasnt a black who did it!!

[13033]

he's so fucking funny

[alexdentremont000]

Black President, Check.

Fucked up White House , too late.

[celleo89]

He should really host the Oscars...