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  • If jesus was real he'd be pissed that you wasted all that food lol

  • the magic bullet does suck, i have one and its just collecting dust in my cabinet bc it sucks that bad!!!!

  • as we say in england, you are fucking mug. now, be a good lad and fuck off.

  • Dude the magic bullet doesn't suck YOU DO

  • 2:06 woow hah that just says it all you cant even close the cap.....

  • But can it blen...oh yeah

  • lol haha i subbed

  • lol nice video

  • great video!

  • hi my name is niki and i died on december 25, 2003. It was cristmas and i just went ice skating with my family. Then the next morning i got robbed and this one guy named criss winshell murderd me and i was very heart broken. so if your reading this meassage i know who you are and if you dont post this on 10 videos you will die tommorow after seeing a girl with a long bloody dress.

  • you do it wrong this is what i think

    i want a sandwich: wtf that is not a sanwich

    i would like a milkshake: an orange peel is not a milkshake

    what do you want barbra: what the hell get a real girl no a drunkin gay ass!!

  • Using a magic bullet: your doing it wrong.

  • Hey! those of you giving nasty comment on this video, you don't have any sense of humor.

    The person whoever made this video has incredible talent.

    Can't you guys tell?

    This is funny as hell.

    

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  • barbara is a man

  • make more info-parodies please.

  • you should audition for a advertising programme (jml or something) cause you like didnt laugh or anything and you were really serious with it even thought it looked like sick. i also thought the way you put that fruit thingy in the air and cut it you atually didnt mis itt unless you faked it.

  • 1st of all fire was sooo fake! 2nd of all blood was sooo fake! 3rd of all parody sucks!

  • because of IDIOTS like this one, the world is in trouble....

  • @heykuckma it's because of people like you that take every little fucking thing seriously that give this world a bad name. if you don't like it, THEN DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT, IGNORE IT DAMMIT!!!

  • @heykuckma

    ..........I guess your dad didn't rape you as a kid huh?

  • Disgusting goo...puke.

  • omg that was funny when you were cutting the orange and you cut a piece of your finger off

  • plz dont waste food

    

  • That was absolutely hilarious!!!  Thanks for the laughs.

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  • Finger anymore and I noticed how u missed the toaster hahahahahhha still funny

  • U don't have the cast on ur fing

  • This video is fucking great!!!

    It kept me laughing so hard!^^

    

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  • does it really work?

  • just dumbass people  this is wat i call shne dawson wannnabis !!!!lol thumps up if you agree hahaha!

  • you do know you spelled paid wrong right? At 40 seconds, you spelled it payed, it's paid.

  • Thumbs up for Bowser

  • I bought one and it broke on the first day of using it.

    Cheap piece of shit. I wish I could get my money back but I just chucked it in the bin.

  • i just bought magic bullet in $29.98 + taxes at canadian tire. it includes 2 party mugs instead of 4. i like this video..very good sarcasitc presentation and effort!

    ...it might not do exactly as said in video all in 10 seconds but still is useful for mini quick jobs..and most importantly its handy...but wht i m wondering is can u openly make a video against any brand and publicise it..i mean they will not sue u for harming their goodwill?

  • @NewEye2World they could probably disable the video but they cant sue him, they have no idea who this guy is or where he lives

  • @TOSportsFan1990 hmm..but still youtube might be having his email id and that can be checked easily .and there u can see ip address and then u can trace this man or anyone who is working against any brand..afterall thts why there are internet cops..well..I am nto against anyone..its a nice entertaining video but I am just trying to understand the whole concept..because tomorrow someone will advertise against Tim Hortons, or Mcdonalds or even against Queen or police or anyone..thanks for answer

  • @NewEye2World the people in the video bought the product. they could possibly care less.

  • You honestly don't know what you are doing do you Man? LOL.

  • I don't use it for what it's recommended for. I use it to grind spices and to sometimes make smoothies. I use a BlendTec blender instead.

  • ur an ass.

  • this is so funny there was blood when he cut his finger

  • beautiful, its weird how when you cut your thumb you referred to your foot in the following curse expulsion of pain.

  • LOL a whole egg. love it.

  • btw, magic bullet is a great ...

  • 112 are butt hurt because they wasted $99.99 on a 'magic' bullet. ._.

  • i love how when he cuts his thumb, he says "ow my foot" lol

  • on the infomercial it says it takes 10 seconds to make the dip.. not to cook it. omg you guys are idiots. they even show them putting it in the microwave in the infomercial.

  • @ClythiaMystica it's called a parody dumbass, it's suppose to be funny

  • @300MUSIC its not funny its a good product i have it bitch

  • @ClythiaMystica so why hate on this video? other than the title, they didnt say anything bad about it. i mean they used it the right way.

  • hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahah

    i am gonna die from louthing

    dude, you are creazy!!!!

  • If you're going to test a product, be serious about it.

  • @tubeviewerX20 its called a parody

  • @honskilled yeah but don't call it the worst blender on the market if your not going to test it seriously.

  • @tubeviewerX20 he's trying to be funny about it u. dont have any sense of humor.

  • @tubeviewerX20 Ur not from around the US are you

  • @tubeviewerX20 : its called shut the fuck up and read the description before opening up your big fatass mouth to say something retarded.

  • They didnt turn on the microwave in the commercial.

  • Totally awesome!!! Funniest thing I've seen for a while!

  • I use this thing for weed :)

  • Funny!

  • OUCH! at 1:54 did ur thoumb get cut off man

  • seriously, how would you rate that product?

  • I love that song , Jessica . Played it in Guitar Hero !

  • hahahaha i am just sorry you had to waste all that food :)

    nice video and kitchen :D

  • NO ONE BUY THIS!!! PLEASE!!

  • Yay half my onions are purated the other half are still thick, this shit is broken and is a fake just like 94.357% of the things on tv.

  • ur kinda hot!

  • LOL ur just making disgusting crap!

  • Ewww...the food you cooked looks like shit.!!(couse you dont dont know how to cook & i think your mom has to STILL cook for you...thats really sad.!:*(..haha

  • Ewww...the food you cooked looks like shit.!!(couse you dont dont know how to cook & i think your mom has to STILL cook for you...thats really sad.!:*(..haha

  • its true...this thing is absolutely worthless...i actually got two of them...the first one was so crappy i thought something was wrong with the motor...so they sent me another...it sucked too!! It will puree everything but as far as making things chop up..forget it!!

  • That sandwich looked tasty.

  • SO FriCKEN FUNNY!!!

  • Fuck you sun of a bitch!!! It does to work!!! It does not catch your house on fire!! Well Maby Your toaster does but NOT The Magic Bullet!!!

  • Fuck you bitch!!!

  • I have the magic bullet and its awesome everyone that uses it loves it is so much easier then taking out the blender. So i have no idea what you talking about..

  • @MlLLlONAlRE does the magic bullet realy work because i might get one and some people says it works some people says it doesnt please respond to me as soon as you can :)

  • bro ur fucking great man good vid

  • ppppft... cant even make a sammich..

  • I agree, it's useless...

  • I could not stop laughing! You are brilliant, and kudos to you also for having good grammar! :D

  • Magic Sucks:)

  • it sucks don't buy it

  • i'll take a smoothy and a sandwich sounds nice too...lol

  • hes just b.s whith it

  • wooo music from top gear

  • That sandwich was so disgusting OMG BLECH

  • hahaha this is something my friend would make :P

  • LOL. It doesn't work w/ kraft singles. The brick cheese works better. Gross a raw egg w/ egg shell. UR right it takes time 2 get good @ pulsing, everything comes 2 a mush. Clear logic & practise is all it takes. Bring things 2 a mush is easy, the practise is in the pulsing & the % of solid VS liquid. True, somethings need 2B cut 1ST B4. Instead of the big onions they use those small white round shallots. Reading the booklet helps! Very good Parody of the informmercial! It made me laugh.

  • Don't buy a BlendTec either - get a knife and a grater and do it by hand. Easier, quicker, and a lot cheaper, and you can use the knife and grater for life.

  • I lol'ed when he yelled "My foot!" but he cut his finger.. haha

  • i loled at the bowser doll

  • its good for smoothies, everything else, no

  • his foot ?

  • you're an idiot

  • I only make milk shakes W/ it..

    I tried making one of there sammich spreads... It sucks.

  • the little capycap on :D

  • lol at the sandwich

  • nice.

  • LOL

  • lmao! nice video *thumbs up

  • this is the best magic bullet parody!!!

    :D

  • thiss is fuggin epic? i couldnt stop laughing. haha.

  • yum cup of waffles eekk lmfao

  • LOL This vid is genius xD

  • i bet that thing could make me a hot dog :D LOL

  • lol this made me hurt from laughter.

  • hahahah funny vid but the magic bullet kicks ass

  • nyuk nyuk nyuk

  • Ok im posting a second comment based on some reactions. Like i said... the video is verry funny. ALSO i agree with most of it. I dont want people to think im being a hater because i didnt mean to sound like one... lol anyways great vid hope to see more =)

  • That was too funny LOL

  • just throw in an egg lmfao

  • Umm you are kinda being dumb.... you have to have some common sence.... I do understand what you are trying to get across but maybe next time you can show facts... over all funny vid but a ton of lies. Sorry

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  • THE MAGIC BULLET ROCKS!!

  • z z z....

  • It looked like you over-loaded the bullet on a good portion of the recipes...that's the reasoning it took longer then it did.

  • The Magic Bullet works WELL! The M.B. Platinum Pro works SUPER WELL! I actually TRIED the BLENDTEC...was disappointed -- pre-set timing didn't let me choose, & food jumped up and down and all over like an imp in a bottle. If you've got the money, get a ViTaMix....and/or the new Euro-Pro "Ninja" blender. Both are good. I LOVED the BlendTec commercial -- & still do. But I returned the machine, sadly and being very disappointed!

  • Im starting a raw food diet and I want to buy a good blender do you think that M.B Platinum pro would be a best choice If I dont wanna spend a lot of money? I also wanna blend heavz nutts... thanx

  • Idiots... This video wasted my life.

  • suck it

    magic bullet is so good

  • wow that was fucking funny as hell dude nice work :)

  • awesome,

    but heres a tip

    It has to be a harboiled egg lol :)

  • Very very clever!

  • Lol, you're awesome dude.

    That was almost too funny.

  • Good parody, but the bullet is actually really good, we've been making smoothies and omlettes every morning and its awesome. And the cleanup is really easy since theres only 2 things to wash, the cup and the grinding thingie. I'm really happy with it.

  • good job with the Alman Brothers at the beginning :3

    nice vid, 5 stars.

  • Ugh, that's so gross. I actually bought the magic Bullet, and it actually works really well for scrambling eggs and making whipped cream, but not for chopping stuff. It also crushes ice pretty well, but it sometimes leaves chunks. It's also really loud. It worked for about 3 years, and then it finally crapped out on me, pretty good for something off an infomercial.

  • Yeah, go ahead and get me suspended from youtube, like you can find an excuse to report me

  • @randomfreak9865 report him for what dumb ass

  • You are the real motherfucker!

  • Your an ass one big fat ass!

  • I mean then talk shit about it!

  • Fuck you you son of a bitch I just brought one for my mom and she loves it and it works fine! Stop talking trash about the magic bullet how can the infomirsel fake all of that you know what all of you are just not useing it wright learn how use it first the talk shit about it if it really does not work! Sorry for swearing but I'm pissed!

  • Well maybe if you learned how to spell before you talk shit about people who offend you then maybe people would like you more. Just saying

  • @honskilled : Technically, since you are going after 'Randomfreak9865', you should learn proper grammar before attacking the spelling. Just "saying". (Actually...It's called 'typing', but I don't want to seem as boarish as you, so nevermind.)

  • @honskilled maybe if you both owned a cat.

  • @honskilled Your I dick fucker.!ha.

  • @allstar23ful it's people like you who really discourage me from making video's, because deep down in my heart trolls who live in their mothers basements truly do hurt other peoples feelings. You should be proud that you have purpose in this world.

  • @honskilled shut up.!Creeper..

  • @allstar23ful someone needs a hug

  • @honskilled ...why,?

  • @honskilled i think you video it funny :D

  • @randomfreak9865 personally i have nothing against the magic bullet, i just hate informercials.

  • @randomfreak9865 calm ur balls he's just trying to make a funny video, im srry if ur slow and dont relize that... obviously he knows that it works good he just wants ppl to laugh

    @honskiled so true theres no way to report u u didnt do anything

  • @randomfreak9865 hahaha you're fucking retarded.

  • wow shut the fuck up u random freak

  • @randomfreak9865 you suck

  • @randomfreak9865 its INFOMERCIAL...IF U WANT A PROFOUND COMMENT SPELL PROPERLY

  • holy crap, that finger scene looked so real haha

  • omlette looks like cat food oll

  • This is fucking hilarious

  • if you dont know how to use it dont talk crap bout it

  • And there's your sandwich...LMAO

  • throw the oranges in...rind and all! ...there's actually more vitamin C there than in the actual fruit! ; )

  • 1:45 the magic blade III perfection series knife set?  Only a true infomercial fan would make such an awesome reference. Kuddos.

  • Probably the worst vid on youtube. FAIL

  • Lol, funny stuff

  • hehe. well good.

  • Dude you live in the worst place ever everything is shorting out even your toaster lol

    The highlight of the whole thing was bowser XD

  • You guys are stupid & actually show how well the Magic Bullet really works. Thanks!

  • lol that it fucking funneh!!

  • Guys, dont rag on the Bullet just because you dont know how to use it.

  • i love the magic bullet!

    its only good for drinks though.... :\

  • The first thing I try to make was apple source and it failed. =(

  • ITS AMAZING I HAVE IT WORKS GREAT!

  • I've had mine for 3 years and it works great! You just have to time things correctly! I love mine!

  • gay

  • hot dog and egg lol

  • I bet he actually cut his finger.

  • lol "we'll put an egg in there, just for good luck"

  • This thing is a pile of shit! Sometimes the bottom unscrews while it's "blending" so when you remove it from the machine you'll get a very nice mess to clean up. It can do some things okay..., but most of the claims are total BS. The only thing easy about it, is not using it.

    Don't waste your money, just get a real blender instead.

  • lmfao! magic bullet sucks!