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  • BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!! I seriously hope people do not actually believe this crap!

  • Troll physics, Dig to the other side, you may now call this guy an idiot

  • Err...the bible does not claim that the Earth is flat.

  • I misread, but still f word :/

  • @xhemexx spoken like a true Christian, the creator of this video should kill himself? really?

  • who put all that shit into your brain

  • Funny you use science to back up ya claim :D

  • so are u inplying that the whole universe if spinning around the earth?

  • this was really made by an atheist/evoloutionist dip shit it was a good laugh tho thanks

  • go and tell this to scientists, they will put you in a mental hospital

  • @xhemexx Unfortunately, anything put up featuring Ray Comfort or Kirk Cameron, or anything put up by VenomFangX or ShockOfGod, is genuine. I cannot believe how stupid VenomFangX is (or why he thinks the False Witness commandment doesn't apply to him.), but there are people that ignorant.

    @easymoney4ever You are a Fool. Not believing things that are true. How ridiculous. Evolution explains Everything in Biology, ancient religious texts are stories. And I prefer Okami to Christian myth.

  • So our eyes are square? ;]

  • Science only lies when you get it from the bible, or your science teacher is a creationist.

  • This video should be taken down by yourtube it is just another troll video of stupidity. Not a true Christian video by any means. As a matter if fact there are MANY MANY videos on youtube thtaclaim to be Christian or to have Christian content which do not unfortunately. The person ho put this shit up should go fuck yourself

  • @xhemexx im an atheist and i beleive you are a christian and i think you are show a bit of hatred toward some person on an internet site wich is on the internet created by scientists and evolutionsist so does this mean you are going to hell for showing hatred?

  • @purest0evil NEVER. None of us are. All will go to Heaven.

  • god what a fail video this is

  • Comments are allowed on the video so there's no way this isn't satire.

  • You got 1 billion muslims dreaming of virgins as payment for evil deeds. so yea. But I still consider myself christian, only on philosophical terms, not sycophantic. The original creation story is in The lost book of Enki. Not the sumerian dribble. But only Enki's biography. Your eyes will be opened to our true history, or as close as we can get right now.Evolution is debunked if humans adopt as history not myth.

  • pauvre type 

  • Idiot

  • This is definetly a satire

  • That scrolling text was fuck-off irritating

  • as I can PLAINLY see

  • Funy vid, you even right like a kristain. 'Father away', lol.

  • Yeah, flat like a PIZZA xDDD

  • this is funny hahahahaha LOOOL

  • This has to be a poe.

  • Can people get any more stupid? The world is round and has known to be for a long time. Just because some stupid book says its flat don't mean its flat you retard!

  • lol 81 liked this because it made them laugh

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  • Why do I lose line of sight/ radio comms on calm seas at approx. 5 klicks, even with advanced optics, lasers (wouldn't gravity bend that too?) morse, burst xmit etc. etc. etc. ?

  • Well, I guess its ok to keep on my creatards are idiots rant. It fits.

  • so I'll be tortured forever for thinking the Earth is round and not flat.... :P

  • Science is often incorrect, not because it lies, but because the data that has been gathered isn't the entire answer. Science has made many progressions, and whilst many of you will hail and applaud progress with blood transfusions, cancer and serious animal/mammal illnesses. You'll go to such extremes to disprove other factors, because it doesn't benefit you and your cause. Stupid people.

  • LOL. Can't accept earth isn't flat, no problem accepting 'gravity bend light'. You are fail, at least try to make it look real.

  • Haha, goddamn. My face was drawn, mouth in a frown, and my knuckles were digging into my temples.

    Then, I saw "Category: Comedy" and sighed, laughing that I could fall for such an obvious poe-troll.

    Good work. +1

  • Insanity is such a sad thing.

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  • Obvious Troll apparently isn't that obvious.

  • Epic facepalm

  • verry funny video :p

    I just can't believe that these conspiracy theorists don't realize that we can travel around the world via boat or plane and there is no end :p And we have satelites for goodness sake xD

  • This must have been made by an Atheist trying to make Christians look stupid.

    If it's not; I'm worried.

    Can anyone be that delusional?

  • @legion1a lol, i'm sure u're right.

  • @legion1a VenomFangX. Kent Hovind. Kirk Cameron. The Westboro Baptist Church.

  • @onijester56

    Are you implying that they are not capable of rational human thought?

  • @legion1a I don't need to imply. Ray Comfort is famous for his continual defense for the claim that the banana disproves evolution because it fits in a claspable hand and can be peeled.

    Of course Shawn and Kent may appear to display rational thought. They have committed quite extreme frauds. But even then, the acts were directed towards essentially idiots and were quite easily discovered. I've seen drunk homeless bums act more rational and thoughtfully. And that speaks for itself.

  • @onijester56

    I just saw on TV that your friends at the Westboro Baptist Church (wink) are going to protest at Steve Jobs funeral.

    I love it when thay do stupid things like that.

    Rational people get to see the damage done to human thought by any religious beliefs.

    They do more to help the Atheists by accident,. than I can do trying.

  • @legion1a Well yes, back in his Christian days DonExodus made a video on how he thought those people made Christianity look bad.

  • @legion1a The category is comedy, so yes it was most likely made by an atheist.

  • @legion1a sadly yes there can be

  • @legion1a yes, yes they can. sigh

  • @legion1a there are some pple on this earth that think the earth is flat...... even do this still needs gravity to work.....

  • @Dinonemesis it's obviously asteroids physics come on now keep up.

  • Well, I never thought this way but the video really convinced me. It is a simple and elegant proof of the flatness of this earth, Amen

  • ive heard creationist say dumber things but yes this is satire ,it must be

  • fuck you dumbfuck stupid fuck ignorant, get o a boat and go in the same direction, there is no limit

  • i should think your head is big enough for gravity to flatten it out considerably. am i correct?

  • I love these spoofs.

  • This...this IS satire, right? Please, please let it be satire.

  • At fisrt, I though wit may Ateeust ways an said "Dis ain't right, de Earff is roun' an dis guy is just stoopid". But den, I saw da Back of da Light, jsut as he sayd!

    An it sayd "Turn Two Geezus, N Pray Fur Ateeusts Two See Da Back off Da Light!"

  • someone please show me the back of light :P

  • Pretty good poe.

  • LOL, too frickin' funny!! Wait, what...you were serious?? Time to up your meds, godworkshere. And I mean up them A LOT.

  • The moon has its own self-emitted light. The question has already been solved by the Flat Earth Society.

  • @thadeum1 Haha! I love you satirists!

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  • We have many experiments demonstrating that the earth is flat. I invite you to debate on the topic on the Flat Earth Society website, because I won't do it on Youtube.

  • @thadeum1 why not?

  • I believe in the bible...that it was a fairy tale to raise money for a loved one but got out of hand.

  • its a joke people

  • This is the downright stupidest thing I have ever watched!

  • super troll video for sure

  • Despite how fuck up this is, I still laughed!

  • '-' this shows that the pope and others of his... Pedophile church is RETARDED.

  • @jppfeil only pedophile churches?

  • Galaxies are flat, is it sad i start to believe this?

  • youre joking, im gonna leave it at that, haha funny stuff... your stupidity is kind of depressing though

  • lets be nice and remember that christians are brain dead.they need to reboot their reason and largic.its not their fault they were born into christian bondage...they need to follow a book that was writen by word of mouth and was writen by sheep herders with no high school diploma....may be we can get them to reprogram their blind faith and dogma.......lets give more money to the pimp pastors that pimps them out like a$ 2.00 hole

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  • All of you who gave this video a negative rating, should look up "Poe's Law" in Wikipedia. This video is an excellent proof of the above concept.

    Still, I'm amazed that so many people have fallen for this...

    Then again, there are so many real fundamentalists videos out there making exactly this kind of outrageous claims, that we should expect people to vote down everything similar in frustration... :)

  • even if the premise of this video is true, who do you explain people sailing/flying around the world and not falling of the edge? im sure this vid is pure sarcasm buti guess theyve got me

  • troll harder....

  • Light can bend... BUT ONLY IF IT'S FUCKING DENSE!

  • best troll video EVAR. +20 internets good sir

  • SCIENCE lies and the BIBLE is true and I prove this to you by invoking SCIENCE!!!

    Well... of course, only the science that is convenient to prove my point.

  • it may be satire but all religious stuff on youtube is all from america (no offence)

  • can't tell if trolling...

    ...or just stupid :/

  • this guy is an imbecile. he has no idea how light and gravity work. also, how exactly does the bible state any of the above video's 'claims'. just because your mind thinks it, dont put it in gods mouth. (and god forbid, if god couldnt have made the earth round. apparently its out of his power...?) jeez

  • @guineapiggyman You know this is purely satire right?

  • @AgowTisro i wish it was. unfortunately, if you read some of the replies from the poster, he thinks this is real. sad

  • @guineapiggyman Just click on his channel and read his description =P. These kinds of videos are painfully obvious.

  • this guy is an imbecile. he has no idea how light and gravity work

  • really, this "theologic" explanation is more scientific than Stephen Hawking's theories lol

  • @terroncinopugliese how the hell do you figure? stephens math backs everything he says up

  • Look they have sent sattelites that have proved the earth is round!

  • another retard, wake up man and come down to the real world.

  • Please let this be a joke

    

  • you need to go back to school sir, and then you need to apologize to GOD for your arrogance, only GOD decides who is condemned and who is not, it is not for you to even have an opinion on the matter. Not for you to say, you also are NOT to distort the badly translated to english bible to fit your own personal ideas, you are a doer of iniquity. You are DISTORTING the word of GOD and for a POINTLESS idea that has NOTHING to do with salvation.

  • Why would scientists lie about the earth being round?

  • "Sadly so many atheist are going to burn in hell all because they fallow the religion of science and don't except Christ who did for their sins. Even christians who have come to except the lies just my find themselves burning in hell for letting them selfs believe in such a lie."

    you're(not your, but you're) from usa, arent you?

    most people who think like that and have such poor domain of the english language are from usa. if they invested more in education instead of building armies...

  • LOL!

  • This is so good of a poe, it fringes on being impersonation.... sadly.

  • haha, you really dont know anything about physics, do you hun?

  • hahaha so funny and fake

  • wow, look at all the dislike votes on this. The problem with seeking validity in imaginary things is that they are still imaginary. It would be nice if JesusGod stopped devastation and disease, but he seems to have enough trouble just operating his decloaking device.  End the children's game. Join rational human beings. get some sense about yourself.

  • The bible never says that the earth is flat! Nice try at lying though. God says the earth, and other celestial bodies are spherical. He also explains; orbit, gravity, magnetic poles, hemisphere, life of stars, sun, pull of the moon, how the earth os suspended in space, seasons, the cycle of water- precipitation- cloud vapor-rain-rivers-oceans, There are hundreds of accurate science facts in the bible, whines that NO ONE knew back then- especially not the simple cultures in Jerusalem, and

  • @TheWayandWordofLife Can you mention a good video that covers all the points you mention? I'd love to see it...

  • This idiot needs to put down the bible and pick up a geometry book.... and is he seriously saying that it takes hours for light to travel across the surface of a "flat" earth? Hate to break it to you, Moses, but the time it takes to flick a light switch, light can travel around the earth 7 times. The speed of light is a fundamental principle of physics, and the proof is in every day technology, you idiot. That comment of wanting to burn churches more now.. +1

  • But the earth is more of a squashed sphere

  • The back of the light..... HAH

  • I always thought that being a young-earth creationist was the most deluded you can get.

    I just watched a flat-earth video, and even though it is a comedy, there are people who think the world really is flat.

  • LMFAO!!

  • Wow, way to be retarded.

  • EDIT: The category is comedy. These videos are not serious.

    Now go enjoy your funny videos!

  • I wanna burn churches even more now

  • IGNORANT CUNT.

  • Is this a joke ?

  • @willg678 yes...

  • What a fuckwit!!

  • thanks for the viedo.. im quitting cristianity......

  • im a christian but your full of crap, god could have made the earth anyway he wanted too, and I know some people dont believe in god that they earth just formed out of coincidence, and even if there is no god, you could say that all luck to us is god while to you its just luckif you get what I mean.

  • Sorry, I didn't realize this was comedy. I will "like" this.

  • If the earth is flat, how can you get from Aisa to America going either east or west?

  • So science lies and you chose to use scientific words and diagrams to prove it ahahahaha

  • This video is comedy, lighten up dudes!

  • The bible never says the earth is flat. The bible speaks of the earth as being a sphere, and that it has 2 poles ( north, south) " pillars", it also says that it has an axis, is suspended under nothing- (. Orbit, and gravity), it also says that there are 4 cornerstones of direction ( South, North, East, Western Hemispheres), that there is an equator, and much more, as well as lots of other 100% accurate scientific facts about the universe, nature, time, medicine, animals, and the human body

  • @TheWayandWordofLife

    Lets first just ignore the interpretation methods you have to use to get those similarities.

    Actually there is no east and west hemispheres. Direction is relative to your position. North and south is your relative position to the magnetic poles, that is true anywhere on the plane in general. However, in terms of west and east it is all about relative positions.

    The terms of "easterner" and "westerner" is the relative position when cultures starts to interact.

  • I like his spelling errors

  • alright, then can you explain how their is a hill outside my window?

  • one more thing if the sun goes down as you said on the other side of the earth that would mean that every one has the same time zone. well i have friends on the x box live and i play on weekends at 8 am i play and my friend from the other side of the country has to go to bed because its 11pm and its dark out over their how did that happen if the sun is up over here and the sun is not up over their that makes no sense and why the hell would the government cover that up it wont cause any harm

  • @doddseman2 dude shut up man and come watch my video!

  • @MJ1234765 holy flying fuck marlin im not gonna watch your dumb video leave me alone

  • if the earth was flat there will be no core without the core their will be no atmosphear without that the radiation from the sin will kill anything living we would not exist and a person had circled the globe in a spaceship soo yea circled

  • So the race to the moon is a big lie? Satellites actually just chills? And the gravity makes us blind? And the Earth is so flat, that's why it's so freezing cold in Denmark? Well, the last thing might be right...

  • this is the coolest thing i have seen in years - now I wonder if the GPS will stop working as a result of this new found evidence

  • The pic you are using is from...a movie called ..A Funny thing happened on the way to the Moon....You might like it...could fit your theory...cuz they say...that's a window in the shuttle and that they turned out the lights and took that photo from inside the capsule...that you are looking out the round window of the capsule

  • THIS WILL GO AGAINST YOU, WHY DONT YOU ASK BUZZ ALDRIAN, I THINK HE SAY DIFFERENTLY. YEAH I THOUGHT NOT.

  • Dear youtube,

    this video has a "like" buttion. Please get rid of it.

    Love,

    anticorncob6

    P.S. can I replace the "corncob" in my name with "godworkshere"?

  • Seriously people, i'm confused, is this satire like EdwardCurrent, a really bad joke or a Delusional Creationist. I'm speechless. I'm serious. I so definitely never want to travel to space anymore.

  • How can the earth be flat if there is a full moon at midnight?

  • buy a fucking boat and sail around the Earth idiot. Creating a hypothesis doesnt make it a theory, hypothesis is based on confirmed data. Your data is false in so many ways. Gravity does not bend light, photons have no mass. What you try to touch on here is called red shift, but thats completely different story. Besides, your day/night shift destroys your ow theory. Night doesnt just come at the top of an hour. You can observe sun rising in the morning you fool!

  • @eleminatus Umm no you're wrong, General Relativity says matter does bend light. Look up gravitational lensing and learn your facts before you call anyone a fool

  • @Minkar First of all, nice job picking out a single line in attempt to sound smart. Secondly, look up the elevator analogy of this theory, understand how it works and then try to debunk my words.

  • @eleminatus Thanks, I think it worked pretty well, especially since I'm right and proved you wrong. LOL. I want you to go try to tell a black hole it isnt allowed to bend light hahaha

  • @Minkar you're funny

    i mean stupid

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  • @eleminatus : Gravity can bend light, otherwise light would not be trapped by black holes. That proves gravity can bend light (due to curvature of space-time).

    Earth is flat, this has been demonstrated by the Flat Earth Society.

  • @thadeum1 Gravity does not bend light, it bends the space-time that light transits. Can you demonstrate what evidence FES used to prove there exasperatingly foolish idea?!

  • @eleminatus You are playing on words, the result is the same. The FES is perfecting the model, but the evidences of the possibility of a flat earth model have been published by many FES scientists on the forum and on the main website.

  • @thadeum1 by no means bending light and bending space is play of words. We are talking about two fundamentally different substances here. However that is not what is relevant here. Why dont FES scientists publish their results in reputable scientific journals and give their research for scrutiny to other members of the field?! A forum on a website is hardly a proper place for such information, dont you think?

  • @eleminatus the people at FES have a real life and it takes time to publish the results. But many papers are already on the website, and the fact that the earth is flat has been debated in scientific newspapers as well, a decade ago. One day or another, the current mainstream 'science' will be facing the wall and understand that we were true.

  • @thadeum1 look, through centuries we were perfecting the way to distinguish between truth and lies. Scientific method applies to any kind of physical claim! ANY! A newspaper or a website have absolutely no credibility for the substance of your claims! Only when you take the research (if there is any) and data, and show it to thousands of other scientists in various fields, to analyze, only then you can make any kind of conclusion! Why dont you or FES do such?

  • @eleminatus What we do is not a flawed science. Your science starts by speculating, takes results, and it happened many times in history of your science that the results were twisted to match the speculations. That's why we apply a specific zeteticist method in our searches. We take facts first, then results, then we speculate. In that order. Our method demonstrated flaws in the so called science. Would that seem so absurd that mistakes in science do happen? To us, it's not.

  • @thadeum1 thats not what we are arguing about! Of course mistakes happen in science. Thats the whole point - the progress of knowledge. But the biggest flaw in your accusation is that science CAN NOT be biased. Why? Because if one step or one variable or one aspect of a research is subjective, the whole card house collapses. Think of it as a labyrinth - the correct way out of it represents correct way to do research (hypothesis, then models, then calculations, then testing etc and after all...

  • @thadeum1 .. of it you draw a conclusion). But all the wrong paths represent subjectivity and bias in science - if you take path of bias you will never get to truth. Simple as that. So if mainstream science was biased, the progress would halt! And we dont see that happening. I can provide you with thousand methods to prove the Earth is round! Can you provide a single method to prove its flat?

  • @thadeum1 so you believe the earth is flat, then how can there be a full moon at midnight?

  • i'm a little confused...

    was this video serious? or a very sarcastic critique of the bible?

  • What do Bible and medieval euoropian geography have to do with each other?

  • Category:

    Comedy

    yeah.

  • I am so ashamed to be of the same species as you filthy Christians

  • believing the bible is like believing in harry potter. so what if i hop on a broom? will i start flying around? or if a say a few words and whip out a wand, will it turn someone into an animal?

  • This is a shitty attempt at a joke.

  • Oh my Science! did Im guessing Education poisoned your mind? I think you neeed to put more work before you show another video.

    In the bible, Genesis, said that God created the earth in 7 days and had life in it.

    Science said that it took hundreds of millions of years.

  • dude stop smoking that shit or stop reading the bible cus is not good for ur mental health...

  • Please oh please let this be a joke.

  • TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS

  • Biblical Science is a threat to humanity. Your " science" that proves that the earth is flat is pure and total bullshit. I bet you also believe that earth is only approximately 6k years old . What the fuck is an anti photon?

  • @fatguy137 a joke maybe?