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  • This Daddy Nigga! lol

  • My dady is here who mixs him with 2pac

  • DIS DADDY NIGGUH!!! LOL

  • take ya leg like thiiiiiiiis do ya arm like thaaaaat....stop think abou it

  • Dis daddy nigguh

  • Favorite comedian of all

  • you don't just beat children up, you Discipline them ! The need disciplinary pain to enforce natural laws right from wrong. Already Earth has over 40% bad parenting present from data analysis in 2011. More common sense, Martin is the king.

  • DNT TOUCH MY TWINKIES NIGGA, I'LL BE HOME ROUND 9!!!! Lmao!

  • I'M ON THE PHONE TALKIN TA MY HOMIES NIGA

  • lmfao i hope nobody do that to they baby lmao

  • all my bitches say hoe!!!!

  • ghetto hokey pokey lmao! now do your hips like this one time.

  • you bitch  you hoe you bitch you hoe

  • STOP..........THINK ABOUT IT! LMFAO

  • Stop think abot it lmaooooo

  • who mixed him with 2pac

  • Whats up u LIL MOTHERFUCKER wake up lil nigga!!!!this daddy nigga!!!

  • @yurison10 Let me tell you sumn this DADDY here muthafucka!

  • THIS DADDY NIGGUHHH!!!

  • HANG THE MUTHAFUCKIN FONE UP DAD, HANG THE FUCKIN PHONE UP DAD, IM ON THA PHONE TALKIN TO MY HOMIES NIGGA. ROTFLMAO!!!

  • 1 DIP UGH!!. 1 MORE DIP IM DONE LMMFAO

  • @mone1303 THATS WAT IM TALKING BOUT RIGHT THERE NOW!! LMAO 

  • @nuknuknuk111 lmao 1 DIP.

  • Hahahaha, So funny doing a speech on corporal punishment & just had to watch this. And yes you don't disrespect your parents for you will pay for it later.

  • wake yo lill as up mothafucka its daddy nigga HAHAHAHHA

  • "do ya hip like this one time, now keep doin yo hip like this, stop, think about it..."

  • that's right, they don't have me winning out this mothefukca all night!! LOL

  • thake time and get my foot up out yo ass!!

  • u hoe u bitch u bitch u hoe all my bitches say hoe rotfl!!!!!

  • Get your ass in time out dad ! get your fuckin' time out dad!

    god damn what did I do? I don't know what the fuck i did wrong... What did I do?! LOL

  • "hang the fucken phone up dad!" "hang the fucken phone up dad!..im talking to one of my homies!" lmao

  • Get the fuck off the umbilical cord!!

  • You hoe u bitch u bitch u hoe. All my bitches say hoooe lmao

    Fuck that u gone eat yo rice crispies, u gone eat yo rice crispies lmfao

  • one dip uhh one mo dip im donnne!

  • "dis daddy nigga!" lmao

  • Hang the fuckin phone up dad XD

  • 1 dip uh alright thats it thats it 1 more dip IM DONE lmao that had me rollin

  • @tipology That was my favorite part of this video.

  • who mixed it with 2pac))) loool)))

  • the ghetto hokey pokey!

    

  • the ghetto hookie pookie !! lmao

  • DIS DADDY NYUGGA!

  • Who mixed him with Tupac!

  • dnt touch my twinky in the fridge mutha fucka lol

  • fuck you mommy you hoeyoubitchyahoeyabitch! lmao!

  • stop think about it lol

  • get off the umbilical cord, i will knock your mother fuckin ass out! DONT PLAY WIT ME

  • I like how Martin sings and he doesn't need music to make his singing sound good lol

  • "take time out to get my foot out your ass" ha ha ha!!!

  • ghetto hokey pokey

  • haha

  • who killing my dude??? u tell me???

  • He is a comediant that comes up with jokes on stage and not at home.

    He's thet best

  • @Jindojay IKR

    

  • Take time out to get my foot out ya ass. LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • ..you hoe you bitch you bitch you hoe,b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch bitch hoe..all my bitches say hoee..roflmfao!

  • dam right can't fear the family services they create more thugs than they have the brains to see. but it is gov so don't hold your breath

  • you gonna eat your rice crispies lol

  • Who mixed him with Tupac ? Who mixed him with Tupac ? Oh shit !

  • LMAO "fuck dat, you gonna eat yo rice crispies"

  • turn to the left..turn to the right....now THINK ABOUT IT....LOL....

  • Who mixed him with Tupac who mixed him with Tupac ??

  • Na, Fuck that! You gon eat your rice krispies, you gon eat ya rice crispies! lmao

  • "DA GHETTO HOKEY POKEY"

  • PAP!!! then walk him to the car ....hi officer yeah? just out taken a stool thats all

    lmao!

  • even though its funny, i wont do it 7:15 - 8:15

  • Hit 'em with the seat buckle. POW! Shut up!

    (that part had me cracking up for a long time. XD)

  • hahhahahhahahahhahah!!!

  • get ur f*ckin time out dad..lol i dnt know wht d f i did wrong..LMAOOOO

  • damn grab the damn ambilincle cord lol

  • get the fuck in time out dad! what the fuck did i do now tom shut up dad get the fuck in time out

  • OHhh shit my dads in here i shittttt

  • "Fuck dat... You gonna eat your rice krispies... you gonn eat.. your rice krispies"

  • my daddy in here how mixed him wid tupac how mixed him wid tupac lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo dis shit had me roling wid laugh

  • I remember I used to have to sneak and watch this when I was little.lol love martin.

  • Stop! Think about it.

  • DAMN!!!! HE RIPPED THE SHT OUT DAT PUSSY LOL!!!

  • the thing about the bad and good kids is not a joke! he was saying it like it is

  • 7:42 DONT PLAY WIT ME, DIS DADDY NIGGA! Lmao

  • 7:47 the bomb son!!! wat up u little motha fucka!!

  • 8:15 Luther Vandross

  • "WHATS UP U LITTLE MOTHERFUCKA" DIS DADDY NIGGA! LMAO

  • Martin and Eddie are fucking kings.

  • @lilruc naaa martin and dave chapelle

  • Katt William took his swagg

  • i know the ghetto hokey pokey when i hear it

  • LOL 2:41 look like a crackhead dancin, high as hell on crack lmao

  • My Daddy in here. Who mixed him with Tupac who mixed him with Tupac. lMAOO

  • STOP THINK ABOUT IT!!! LMBO

  • lmao!! u gotta catch them when they comin out the pussy!!! that shit wuz 2 funny!

  • Runteldat - one of the greatest standup shows ever imo

  • thnnxz 4 uploadng..cld u upload any chris rock vids.... full show...!!!

  • take ya leg like his here do ya arm like this stop think about it lol do ya hip like this 1 time then keep doin yo hip like this

  • one dip uh alright dats it dats it one mo dip im done lmao

  • i got 2 dips left lmao!!!!

  • ghetto hokie pokie lol

  • DIS DADDY NIGGA!!!!

  • Dis daddy NIGGA! DONT B STARTIN NO SHIT. LOL

  • "come on fuck that. u gon eat yo rice krispies, u gon eat....yo rice krispies."

    roflmfao martin killed me wit that shit!!

  • "Stop....think about it". lol

  • fuk that you gonna eat your rice crispies lol

  • im high as fuk this shit funny

  • Oh shit i gotta go!!

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  • I miss when they used to be able to say fuck shit ass bitch and nigga as much as they did on tv

  • LMAO "Aw daggg what did i do now - what did i do?" lol

  • lol 1 mo dip im dne! lolz

  • Hahahah..I still fear my parent and i`m 21 and have a son from 7 months and im living on my own since i`m 17. hahaha

    Martin is right

  • lolz pang! take time to pick up yo teeth pang! take time to pick up yo wisdomz pop! take time to get my foot out cho azz! lolz

  • ghetto hokie pokie!! lmao!!

  • get em when they r lil newborns ... IST DADDY NIGGER ... IST DADDY NIGER !!!

  • spoiler alerts

  • You ever raise up on me i will knock yo mothafuckin ass the fuck out!!

  • fuck you ya hoe ya bitch ya hoe ya bitch lmao

  • wht kid wud fight with their parents ovr rice crispies?!

  • @yippy010 I don't know maybe a 6 year old.

  • @RandyOrtonFan2324 umm it was retoricle AND THTS A STUPID ANSWER NO KID QUD FIGHT THEIR PARENTS OVER THT ...well there r rare exceptions BUT STIL its mARSHMALLOWY SUGARY MUSHY YUMMY GOODNESS lmao

  • Dis DADDY, nigga!

  • "WUSSUP YOU LITTLE MUTHA FUCKA WUSSUP wake yo little ass up lil nigga"

  • u gone eat ur rice crispy

  • DIS DADDY NIGGA , DONT START NO SHIT LMAO

  • I got two dips in me now LOL

  • Now stop think about... ROFL

  • you gotta catch them when they coming out the pussy.......lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • i got about 2 more dips in me haha.

  • LMAO DIS DADDY NIGGA

  • hit em wit the seat buckle .. POOW SHUT UP !!! LMFAOOO 

  • hahaha

  • i know the ghetto hokie pokie lol

  • I start ROLLIN at 7:17!

  • do ya hips like this one time... now keep doin' yo hip like this LMBO

  • all my bitches say hoooeee.. lmfao

  • hey I got a lot of ass whipings and look at me now hahah

  • do you hip like this 1 time... lmfao

  • B-B-B-B-B-Bitch Bitch Hoe ..... All My Bitches Say Ho Lmao

  • @ayobitch66 LMMFAO!!

  • @ayobitch66 hahahhahahahahhahahahhahah

  • dis daddy nigga

  • dis daddy nigga lol

  • I agree wit @poneyswife

  • martin is sexy! and rediculously funny

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