you don't just beat children up, you Discipline them ! The need disciplinary pain to enforce natural laws right from wrong. Already Earth has over 40% bad parenting present from data analysis in 2011. More common sense, Martin is the king.
Hahahaha, So funny doing a speech on corporal punishment & just had to watch this. And yes you don't disrespect your parents for you will pay for it later.
@RandyOrtonFan2324 umm it was retoricle AND THTS A STUPID ANSWER NO KID QUD FIGHT THEIR PARENTS OVER THT ...well there r rare exceptions BUT STIL its mARSHMALLOWY SUGARY MUSHY YUMMY GOODNESS lmao
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6:25 "come on...fuck that, you gon eat yo rice krispies...you gon EAT yo rice krispies" lmao
Shakaku001 1 week ago
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Shakaku001 1 week ago
This Daddy Nigga! lol
davidoats1986 2 weeks ago 2
My dady is here who mixs him with 2pac
TheGGG4 3 weeks ago
DIS DADDY NIGGUH!!! LOL
TheWildfireGate 3 weeks ago 3
take ya leg like thiiiiiiiis do ya arm like thaaaaat....stop think abou it
contrettofab 1 month ago
Dis daddy nigguh
MRUGK 1 month ago
Favorite comedian of all
WillWright027 1 month ago
you don't just beat children up, you Discipline them ! The need disciplinary pain to enforce natural laws right from wrong. Already Earth has over 40% bad parenting present from data analysis in 2011. More common sense, Martin is the king.
DarkRezo 1 month ago
DNT TOUCH MY TWINKIES NIGGA, I'LL BE HOME ROUND 9!!!! Lmao!
AnimalRocker211 1 month ago
I'M ON THE PHONE TALKIN TA MY HOMIES NIGA
mone1303 1 month ago
lmfao i hope nobody do that to they baby lmao
TbabyVocals1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MelOdiiYa
all my bitches say hoe!!!!
nahomabayneh 1 month ago
ghetto hokey pokey lmao! now do your hips like this one time.
mexia23 1 month ago in playlist Favorite Comedians
you bitch you hoe you bitch you hoe
Princewon1 2 months ago
STOP..........THINK ABOUT IT! LMFAO
nuknuknuk111 2 months ago
Stop think abot it lmaooooo
LovelyLarRika10 2 months ago
who mixed him with 2pac
kronthegreat22 2 months ago
Whats up u LIL MOTHERFUCKER wake up lil nigga!!!!this daddy nigga!!!
yurison10 4 months ago 4
@yurison10 Let me tell you sumn this DADDY here muthafucka!
196555mayhem 4 months ago
THIS DADDY NIGGUHHH!!!
josefrancisco6969 4 months ago
HANG THE MUTHAFUCKIN FONE UP DAD, HANG THE FUCKIN PHONE UP DAD, IM ON THA PHONE TALKIN TO MY HOMIES NIGGA. ROTFLMAO!!!
mone1303 4 months ago 3
1 DIP UGH!!. 1 MORE DIP IM DONE LMMFAO
mone1303 4 months ago 5
@mone1303 THATS WAT IM TALKING BOUT RIGHT THERE NOW!! LMAO
nuknuknuk111 2 months ago
@nuknuknuk111 lmao 1 DIP.
mone1303 1 month ago
Hahahaha, So funny doing a speech on corporal punishment & just had to watch this. And yes you don't disrespect your parents for you will pay for it later.
Drea1239232 4 months ago
wake yo lill as up mothafucka its daddy nigga HAHAHAHHA
Moabd19 4 months ago
"do ya hip like this one time, now keep doin yo hip like this, stop, think about it..."
Averde8 4 months ago in playlist runteldat
that's right, they don't have me winning out this mothefukca all night!! LOL
Ededdyedd 4 months ago
thake time and get my foot up out yo ass!!
BboyE15 4 months ago
u hoe u bitch u bitch u hoe all my bitches say hoe rotfl!!!!!
1polochick 4 months ago 13
Get your ass in time out dad ! get your fuckin' time out dad!
god damn what did I do? I don't know what the fuck i did wrong... What did I do?! LOL
Ededdyedd 5 months ago
"hang the fucken phone up dad!" "hang the fucken phone up dad!..im talking to one of my homies!" lmao
91vincelakers 6 months ago 6
Get the fuck off the umbilical cord!!
GodWeenKatie311 6 months ago
You hoe u bitch u bitch u hoe. All my bitches say hoooe lmao
Fuck that u gone eat yo rice crispies, u gone eat yo rice crispies lmfao
welcom2fancysworld 6 months ago 4
one dip uhh one mo dip im donnne!
TheGuinnessboys 6 months ago
"dis daddy nigga!" lmao
2010raquan 6 months ago 4
Hang the fuckin phone up dad XD
bulky79 6 months ago 3
1 dip uh alright thats it thats it 1 more dip IM DONE lmao that had me rollin
tipology 7 months ago 3
@tipology That was my favorite part of this video.
Neptunz05 5 months ago
who mixed it with 2pac))) loool)))
Nikky286 7 months ago 2
the ghetto hokey pokey!
SugarRayClay 7 months ago 2
the ghetto hookie pookie !! lmao
dime2209 7 months ago
DIS DADDY NYUGGA!
MastinoNapoletano420 7 months ago
Who mixed him with Tupac!
djfaygo 7 months ago 4
dnt touch my twinky in the fridge mutha fucka lol
The251Pimp 7 months ago
fuck you mommy you hoeyoubitchyahoeyabitch! lmao!
halofan11794 7 months ago 5
stop think about it lol
pmtkillah 7 months ago
get off the umbilical cord, i will knock your mother fuckin ass out! DONT PLAY WIT ME
AllAboutMusic50 7 months ago 3
I like how Martin sings and he doesn't need music to make his singing sound good lol
PojekGwapzpo123 8 months ago
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STOP THINK ABOUT IT
SONSofVENDETTA 8 months ago
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STOP!!!! Think about it
MusicNevaDies1 8 months ago
"take time out to get my foot out your ass" ha ha ha!!!
hahaha2250 8 months ago
ghetto hokey pokey
Zanarcist 9 months ago 21
haha
candyapple551 9 months ago
who killing my dude??? u tell me???
youngdoah4000 9 months ago
He is a comediant that comes up with jokes on stage and not at home.
He's thet best
Jindojay 10 months ago 4
@Jindojay IKR
youngdoah4000 9 months ago
Take time out to get my foot out ya ass. LMFAO!!!!!!!
1pinkfriday 10 months ago 2
..you hoe you bitch you bitch you hoe,b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch bitch hoe..all my bitches say hoee..roflmfao!
mercylyn19 10 months ago 4
dam right can't fear the family services they create more thugs than they have the brains to see. but it is gov so don't hold your breath
1871lonewolf 10 months ago
you gonna eat your rice crispies lol
hugojamesharmony 10 months ago
Who mixed him with Tupac ? Who mixed him with Tupac ? Oh shit !
357vegeta 10 months ago 4
LMAO "fuck dat, you gonna eat yo rice crispies"
SANDIEGOROOTS 11 months ago
turn to the left..turn to the right....now THINK ABOUT IT....LOL....
mrsruthfernandez 11 months ago 2
Who mixed him with Tupac who mixed him with Tupac ??
DaChemist13 11 months ago 2
Na, Fuck that! You gon eat your rice krispies, you gon eat ya rice crispies! lmao
DaChemist13 11 months ago
"DA GHETTO HOKEY POKEY"
jlavelle24 11 months ago 5
PAP!!! then walk him to the car ....hi officer yeah? just out taken a stool thats all
lmao!
MrPhatboichris 1 year ago
even though its funny, i wont do it 7:15 - 8:15
DaPoeTMaN12ook 1 year ago
Hit 'em with the seat buckle. POW! Shut up!
(that part had me cracking up for a long time. XD)
The1910Phantom 1 year ago 3
hahhahahhahahahhahah!!!
drea12392 1 year ago
get ur f*ckin time out dad..lol i dnt know wht d f i did wrong..LMAOOOO
gaj1234 1 year ago
damn grab the damn ambilincle cord lol
tyreesewalker12 1 year ago 2
get the fuck in time out dad! what the fuck did i do now tom shut up dad get the fuck in time out
spotlight23s 1 year ago
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OHhh godd my dads in here i shittttt
2468KaLaN 1 year ago
OHhh shit my dads in here i shittttt
2468KaLaN 1 year ago
"Fuck dat... You gonna eat your rice krispies... you gonn eat.. your rice krispies"
stopwhining1 1 year ago 3
my daddy in here how mixed him wid tupac how mixed him wid tupac lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dis shit had me roling wid laugh
solelve 1 year ago 2
I remember I used to have to sneak and watch this when I was little.lol love martin.
naiveaddictionz 1 year ago
Stop! Think about it.
lilruc 1 year ago
DAMN!!!! HE RIPPED THE SHT OUT DAT PUSSY LOL!!!
3rdsoldier 1 year ago 3
the thing about the bad and good kids is not a joke! he was saying it like it is
NMaalo 1 year ago
7:42 DONT PLAY WIT ME, DIS DADDY NIGGA! Lmao
xXrickstarXx 1 year ago
7:47 the bomb son!!! wat up u little motha fucka!!
jamit141 1 year ago
8:15 Luther Vandross
113centrino 1 year ago
"WHATS UP U LITTLE MOTHERFUCKA" DIS DADDY NIGGA! LMAO
acepapa33 1 year ago 6
Martin and Eddie are fucking kings.
lilruc 1 year ago 32
@lilruc naaa martin and dave chapelle
mrmileskp 4 months ago
Katt William took his swagg
confettidadon 1 year ago 6
i know the ghetto hokey pokey when i hear it
ImaTeliaSomthn 1 year ago
LOL 2:41 look like a crackhead dancin, high as hell on crack lmao
REIGN131 1 year ago
My Daddy in here. Who mixed him with Tupac who mixed him with Tupac. lMAOO
Godofnyc94 1 year ago 4
STOP THINK ABOUT IT!!! LMBO
shouitnj1 1 year ago 26
lmao!! u gotta catch them when they comin out the pussy!!! that shit wuz 2 funny!
glajubutu 1 year ago
Runteldat - one of the greatest standup shows ever imo
djstriderite 1 year ago 2
thnnxz 4 uploadng..cld u upload any chris rock vids.... full show...!!!
TheSaswatam 1 year ago
take ya leg like his here do ya arm like this stop think about it lol do ya hip like this 1 time then keep doin yo hip like this
stardom1100 1 year ago
one dip uh alright dats it dats it one mo dip im done lmao
stardom1100 1 year ago
i got 2 dips left lmao!!!!
bertfreez 1 year ago
ghetto hokie pokie lol
littlemonster918 1 year ago
DIS DADDY NIGGA!!!!
lilhoodstar91 1 year ago
Dis daddy NIGGA! DONT B STARTIN NO SHIT. LOL
mariolterrell2 1 year ago 2
"come on fuck that. u gon eat yo rice krispies, u gon eat....yo rice krispies."
roflmfao martin killed me wit that shit!!
BooSkii091 1 year ago 2
"Stop....think about it". lol
TheSuperman215 1 year ago
fuk that you gonna eat your rice crispies lol
albrigsy 1 year ago
im high as fuk this shit funny
chevypassby23 1 year ago
Oh shit i gotta go!!
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17183859233 1 year ago
I miss when they used to be able to say fuck shit ass bitch and nigga as much as they did on tv
TheDonKilluminaughty 1 year ago
LMAO "Aw daggg what did i do now - what did i do?" lol
REIGN131 1 year ago
lol 1 mo dip im dne! lolz
mrseximix 1 year ago 3
Hahahah..I still fear my parent and i`m 21 and have a son from 7 months and im living on my own since i`m 17. hahaha
Martin is right
altagracia89 1 year ago 2
lolz pang! take time to pick up yo teeth pang! take time to pick up yo wisdomz pop! take time to get my foot out cho azz! lolz
mrseximix 1 year ago 5
ghetto hokie pokie!! lmao!!
tt0287 1 year ago 4
get em when they r lil newborns ... IST DADDY NIGGER ... IST DADDY NIGER !!!
melhem999m 1 year ago
spoiler alerts
threewishmonkeypaw 1 year ago
You ever raise up on me i will knock yo mothafuckin ass the fuck out!!
3fargon 1 year ago
fuck you ya hoe ya bitch ya hoe ya bitch lmao
realwoodgrain4u 1 year ago
wht kid wud fight with their parents ovr rice crispies?!
yippy010 1 year ago
@yippy010 I don't know maybe a 6 year old.
RandyOrtonFan2324 1 year ago
@RandyOrtonFan2324 umm it was retoricle AND THTS A STUPID ANSWER NO KID QUD FIGHT THEIR PARENTS OVER THT ...well there r rare exceptions BUT STIL its mARSHMALLOWY SUGARY MUSHY YUMMY GOODNESS lmao
yippy010 1 year ago
Dis DADDY, nigga!
Landonio1 1 year ago
"WUSSUP YOU LITTLE MUTHA FUCKA WUSSUP wake yo little ass up lil nigga"
kidclown200 1 year ago 6
u gone eat ur rice crispy
tyresems181 1 year ago
DIS DADDY NIGGA , DONT START NO SHIT LMAO
357vegeta 1 year ago
I got two dips in me now LOL
Stilletto101 1 year ago
Now stop think about... ROFL
MsCoCothaprincess 1 year ago
you gotta catch them when they coming out the pussy.......lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drea12392 1 year ago 2
i got about 2 more dips in me haha.
onionbootyman 1 year ago 2
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do ya hips like this one time... now keep doin' yo hip like this ??? what's song is that?? name and group please x )
jesussnider 1 year ago
LMAO DIS DADDY NIGGA
nik2hot4u 1 year ago
hit em wit the seat buckle .. POOW SHUT UP !!! LMFAOOO
GinaBaby22 1 year ago 6
hahaha
badazzbb 1 year ago
i know the ghetto hokie pokie lol
dare4uf 1 year ago 5
I start ROLLIN at 7:17!
senorbeige 1 year ago
do ya hips like this one time... now keep doin' yo hip like this LMBO
souljahrick 1 year ago 4
all my bitches say hoooeee.. lmfao
ayodarkskin 1 year ago
hey I got a lot of ass whipings and look at me now hahah
0ssandon 1 year ago
do you hip like this 1 time... lmfao
mikedenniz4 1 year ago
B-B-B-B-B-Bitch Bitch Hoe ..... All My Bitches Say Ho Lmao
ayobitch66 1 year ago 121
@ayobitch66 LMMFAO!!
damedukes87 1 year ago
@ayobitch66 hahahhahahahahhahahahhahah
drea12392 1 year ago
dis daddy nigga
damilish 1 year ago 2
dis daddy nigga lol
trudon 1 year ago 78
I agree wit @poneyswife
keyah121 1 year ago
martin is sexy! and rediculously funny
poneyswife 1 year ago 3