Oh, Hi Mark!

[PSspecialist]

M-M-M-M-MONSTER BOTTLE THROW!!

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

By god was that bad!

[MrHEC381991]

meryl streep?

laurence olivier?

tom hanks?

robert de niro?

no, idiot,  it's Tommy Wiseau!

[thaggartxsoo]

o hai 240p

[DxAdZxD]

He is better at acting when he is suppose to be acting..

[SteelerFan716]

THIS WILL COME ON AGAIN ON ADULT SWIM ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY. WATCH IT!!!

[siralucard19]

I didn't pressed Timeline, its bullshit, I did not! Oh Hi Mark (Zuckerberg)

[Killersfrombeyond]

Epic.

[supercarlson2]

all we need is 22 condoms and a time machine...

[GermanBeez]

press 6 for chomping action!!!!

[nintendofool]

I DID NAAAAHHHHHHHHHT!!!.......o hai Mark!

[mazdaplz]

Press 2 for Untz Untz! and then alternate Pressing 3, 5, and 6. Have fun!

[kamalamasama]

Press 3 for dinner! :D

[ThePickleGamer]

Press 5 repeaditaley for SHAKEY SHAKEY

[MichaelRayne]

naahhhhhhht



[JackSpadeTaylor]

hold 7 for morse code

[CC856]

press 7. for bottle throwing action!

[LtFerret]

Oh, hi commenters

[yodadude666]

I'm convinced that the best actor in this movie was that water bottle he threw away.

[theshellshock30]

By god that was bad

[CanadianNoScopez]

Press 7 for the greatest line ever.

[latinoheat361]

greatest actor of our generation.

[Bike4life5]

I did not hit her, I did not....oh hai.

[MrWhispnasty]

I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE A GAY RETARDED VAMPIRE THANK YOU

[warman333]

did naaaht

[chuzzwozzer]

Press 6 really fast to create a new scene "Johnny knocks one out on the roof".

[TheDabb96]

this guy is the worst actor of all time

[MidKnightRyder36]

Was he talking to the water bottle or himself?

[RukiaKuchiki1619]

He didn't hit her, yet he harmed the poor bottle....ohai Mark ;D

[MidKnightRyder36]

@RukiaKuchiki1619 He likes throwing objects, decor among the house, the poor television. Must be jealous over their superior acting abilities.

[RukiaKuchiki1619]

@MidKnightRyder36 lol seems legit ;P

[ZippoFR1]

Great acting skills from the bottle

[Trashcansam123]

Jesus this acting is horrible.

[Metaltherebel92]

Fuck, someone lobotomized Edward Scissorhands

[MrVladoko]

i did NAAAAAATT

[idinaxyuzaebal]

"O hi ladder,hi a wall,hi bottle anyway how is your bottle life? (bottle`s language) hahaha what a funny story WaterMark"

[Betaops252]

press and hold 4, he is waving

[MAMAMACHINE]

I did naaat.

[Metaltherebel92]

He did not hit her.

[MisterPikol]

I have not wintessed worse acting than this guy, period.

[megamanrocks99]

IT'S NOT TRUE,IT'S BULLSHIT,I DID NOT REPEAT WHAT'S IN THE VIDEO! I ded nawht.

Ohai commenters.

[chuzzwozzer]

Ah deed naht het hur, its nod troo, its BOWSHIT! Ah deed nat het hurr, aey ded naaaaht, OH HI MORK!!

[MinceMachine]

Press 2 It's bo shit



[ballebanan]

So, I take it Johnny did not hit her? Just want to get it in the clear.

[12xxxjellybeanxxx]

@ballebanan he did naat.

[AlllexL]

Ohimarking as usual, I see?

[myheadisbloody]

Aij ded not hit her ..... O hai markhssssssssrrrkkk :3

[Kyogre9600]

0:03 Hi did nawt button

[coketom]

at lest the bottle was won best acter in the whole movie

[hahalolrofl]

Press motherfuckin five, just do it, cause the way he pronounced the line made my day :D

[AwkwardTurtleFilmz]

Press 6 for bitey bitey! :D

[elzmatey]

tap 8 to hear him bark.

[yourgay249]

And I`m pretty sure cs118 is a Brony (this video)

[missopan]

AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST MALE ACTOR PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR, GOES TO!!: TOM WISEAU, IN; "THE ROOM"!!

[01kingmike]

Give your applause for that bottle! What a great actor. XD

[achmedlolol]

I DEED NAAHT >:(

Oh hi Mark :D

[turnippooferman]

i deed naaaaght



[davey9000]

pause. press play. tap 6!

[Meescool2]

o hai 240p, hahw ees yawr sex lyfe

[Aventerra01]

Rapidly tapping 7 makes me giggle.

[bruvcuzfam]

I started tearing with laughter, even own my own, thats how fucking ridiculous this is

[EvisceratorSquayle]

Oh hi mark

[PootieTangsBelt]

was this movie trying to be serious?

[sodapo461]

this is my ringtone :)

[MontrealCharlie]

ISS BUSH-HIT

[RenoReturns]

Anyone else notice that he walks out of a shed?

Doesn't matter.

Anyway, how is your sex life?

[MalonsMilk]

@RenoReturns LOL!

[HardforJesus]

Oh hai GARBAGE DAYYYY! (pew pew)

[dking987returns]

Oh hi gunbarrauuughh

[TheMagicalBacon]

The bottle did great acting.

[trickstered]

I DID NACHT!

[markutsk279]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, WATER BOTTLE!

[Filipjphry]

Needs moar loop de loop!

[Nosorvivors]

press 2 to find out what tommy thinks about his acting :D

[AngstFisch]

I could press 5 forever

[Matasoga]

@AngstFisch

Believe me, holding down 6 is even better.

[andyofcomixinc]

I see what he did there.

HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[headbanner666]

0_0

[Puppana]

this will never get old

[diegoamerezrocks]

I did naaaaaaaaaht

[CitizenLegg]

Is good acting, huh?

[FeenecksChompski]

I did NAUGHT press number 5.

[Iomeces]

"I did naaaaahhhht." Coming soon, The Wizard of Oz starry Tommy Wiseau as the cowardly lion.

[randomguy199545]

Woah HUGE mood swing there, Tommeh

[MrToddytod]

i finally know what bad acting is...........lol

[gannon1op]

he hit her....then he is gonna hit me....oh my gooooooooood!!!

[ImPacman]

@gannon1op Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

[MrCnegcneg]

@gannon1op Where's this meme from?

[555misio]

Remember the Yogscast moment with Simon saying: " I didn't do this, it's not true, I DID NAAAAAAHT"

[ithoughtofthisname]

ohai.

[wheelcakes]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART MARK!

[RazrHack]

Oh man. Oh god. Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh MAN oh GOD!!!

[Breza23]

Hold down 6 to see Tommy Wiseau masturbate.

[kaltblut]

Thumbs up if you think these are the best lines in any move ever made.

[Gaboyaaa]

I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NAAAAAHT. OH HAI MARK

[Loof42]

240p. We meet again.

[SwiftOutlawful]

Is it me or does Tommy Wiseau always have his eyes closed?

[Nerd4life1117]

Best actor water bottle. Best supporting actor football.

[BuriedTreasure255]

@Nerd4life1117 and a nomination for doggie.

[mooo9321]

lol keep pressing 4 for floppy arm :P

[srlinski]

Who the hell was he talking to before he noticed Mark?

[Atlink]

@srlinski supposedly himself... But this is tommy wiseau, so it could have very well been the leaders of his home planet.

Telepathy?

[NINJACH0P957]

I did NAHT.

[MrVulgaris]

Hold down 5 to watch Johnny get his groove on

[GoMakeMEaSandvich]

Keep pressing 7

[Vorlnax]

oh hey johnny whats up

[TrapnestShinigami]

I did NAAAAAAAAAAAT

[DarKHunTeR4640]

lmao xD

[IllusionaryUsername]

LOL

Comedy gold.

[Firetaffer]

I DID NUT

[NamelessBlaze]

what the fuck kinda accent is that anyway ?

[MrHongKongBuffet]

@NamelessBlaze

Amerenchustrussispanish. Seriously. Nobody else has an accent like Tommy Wisseau. Nobody else can botch a movie quite like him either (except for Hal Warren, who wrote, directed, produced, and starred in "Manos: the Hands of Fate")

[SnowyHil]

DUMB FABRIC

[chaoschao455]

I DEED NAWT!! OHAI MARK.

[SnowyHil]

lol whats this show? pm me the name

[FeuerFremder]

@SnowyHil its not a show. Its a movie. And not just a movie. A bad movie. A very bad movie. The badness is so huge that it is considered a citizen kane of bad movies

[SnowyHil]

@FeuerFremder maybe its comedy? they did it on purpose

[FeuerFremder]

@SnowyHil sadly...no. and there's no "they". same guy directed, produced, wrote and STARRED in the damn movie. :)

[SnowyHil]

@FeuerFremder name of the movie?

[TheGamanic]

ACTING DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS!

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

You'd have to work extremely hard to make a performance this unconvincing.

[Inkfailior]

18 people still believe he hit her.

[AgentCack]

Obvious green screen is obvious.

[magounify]

so, how's your sex life?

[Angeliclily]

@magounify -SPITS OUT DRINK-

[Beowulf5566]

Keep pressing 6 for burger-eating Tommy Wiseau

[Konatablob]

Press 7 Oh hai Mark

[SuperMarioMoonshine]

Spam 6 for hungry hungry Johnny.

[AIimento]

Isn't mark wondering who the fuk is he talking to?

[michaelma399]

he sounds asian

[tes4o]

Press 4 and 5 repeatedly for Bottle-Dance :D

[TheTrueChuster]

I gotta admit this... it´s awfully brillaint. It´s the worst movie ever created and makes the perfect example of what NOT to do while doing a movie.

[SamFromNT]

Oh hi Mark.

[unkwonstudios]

He did NAT

[likestospoon]

press 6 for nom nom nom.

[suicidemeif]

press 6 repeatedly for intense biting action

[thecameramenaus]

The Room has taught me many a valuable lesson in life. Like how domestic violence is funny.

[ThatAwesomeCat]

press 7 for OH HAI MARK

[NickBigsmoke]

@ThatAwesomeCat what do you mean by pressing 7? im confused

[holyhandgrenade999]

@NickBigsmoke Keyboard.

[NickBigsmoke]

@holyhandgrenade999 ahhhh....I see. thankyou kind sir

[GENERALxRAAM1]

MY GOD WAS THAT BAD!

[hekk414]

Press 7 for NEVER ENDING EPIC OH, HI MARK!!!!!

[bmar896]

I DID NAAAAAAT.......priceless

[NNYVALENTINE]

Keep hitting 6. Nomnomnomnomnom

[TheAwesomeRacoon]

Press 5, INTENSE BOTTLE-THROWING ACTION!

[JRserver]

By God, was that bad!

[IFapToGayPorn]

@JRserver Yeah, it's like the Nirvana of bad acting, the Holy Grail, all hail to you, Your Lameness!

[ouellette001]

Was this supposed to b dramatic? I dont follow. Funny as hell though!

[AnotherTalk]

Keep pressing 6 and see what happens.

[Astroman9991]

And that water bottle was the same bottle that hit Justin Bieber. Well done, Wiseau!

[TheZombiecarnival]

i like that one of the suggestions is a video titled "Worst Line Reading Ever."

[HollywoodWhore17]

I did naaaaaaht... Oh hi Mark!

Hey Johnny, how ya doing?

Fine. Lisa said i hit her!

She said you hit her?!

And then she's gonna say i hit her!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

So how's your sex life?

[theviolentviolet1]

I DID NAHT oh Hi mark

[laddi2sub]

KOOTERS

[scrount1]

@laddi2sub

Hi Doggy.

[BBNick76]

Haha, what a story jhonny

[CODskatingALLday]

just press 6 repeatedly

[shteeeeeven12345]

Just got this in the mail the other day. :D

[CarltheGirafe]

@shteeeeeven12345 we ordered it yesterday, and i cant wait to see it (:

[mrmovieguide]

In Soviet Russia, Mark say Hi to you...

[IFapToGayPorn]

-Oh hi, Mark.

-Hey Johnny, I didn't know it was you. I did NAAHT.

-That's me!

-I definitely have breast cancer.

-YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, MARK!!!!! ...Hi, doggy!

-Where is my FUCKING MONEY, Johnny!?

-Chicken! cheepcheepcheepcheepcheep!

[Stratocoaster08]

@IFapToGayPorn forgot "downt tawch me matherfawker"

[nelsonr12]

@IFapToGayPorn

Johny doesnt drink

[rpmmelby]

@IFapToGayPorn and hi doggy

[dra900nka1n]

@IFapToGayPorn Don't forget "Johnny doesn't drink."

Worst reaction ever. Doesn't acknowledge anything about her being beat, so long as everyone knows he doesn't drink.

[Tinman888100]

@IFapToGayPorn lol what's with your username

[MrElegantElephant]

@IFapToGayPorn so anyways how's your sex life

[SonicLighting]

@IFapToGayPorn Wow this is better than their script. xD