Ron Jeremy is Godfather to Porn. Every person on this planet want to be just like him. Whatta life. Kinda weird because he is a nice guy, ex teacher, cheap, and a jew. Over 1700 scenes expanding 21 years!
This episode is awesome! Crazy I met Ron Jeremy in the lobby last night at the Magic Castle for my birthday and I mentioned how I saw him on the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show!! It was awesome!!! Made my night!!!!
"Stick it in, stick it in, hurry stick it in....oh no doctor you didn't stick it in in time, now your patient is a vegetable." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO KIKO!!!!!!!!!
When Ron said "What the F**k is happening?" I fuckin lost it. that's exactly what I said in episode #3. I honestly couldn't stop laughing. For the record, kiko is cute as hell.
Wow. I didn't realize that Unicow was such an auteur. Bravo Unicow! And that Jeremy Irons guy comes off like a horn dog. But his janitors are enormous.
lmfao How did they ever get Ron Jeremy (aka "Jeremy Iron") to agree to this? And the "Chief Sturgeon" fired him... how sad. At least now he's a Pamous movie star. lol
It's a reference to Buster Keaton's The Playhouse (a funny clip of which is available on Youtube). Keaton was making fun of film producer Thomas Ince, who included his name very copiously in his own films, to the point that it kind of detracted from everybody else's credit.
Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!
True, though in my experience, emus are far less likely to like strawberry ice cream. And that's a big factor y'know. When picking a strange animal to breed. The ice cream.
I showed this to my mom (because I'm in love with GTCMS) and she turned red laughing so hard. She said "hahahahah that was so much better than anything that's been on SNL in the last 10 years!" I love it.
lmao
mirrorseye 1 week ago
Oh God.
lauriekaypoli 1 month ago
Lick Pope
Rick Poop
FTW!
FearRipper74 2 months ago
That reminds me, I'm supposed to be looking for a job.
mikemike20202020 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
omg actaul dairylea for an advert comon x_x
lauren1142265 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
awesome! Rick Pope is back
ChaddMellow 9 months ago
Just remeber if your friends have enormus janitors give them a hug!
Amphipolie 1 year ago
this "Show" just made me dumber. know what makes you smarter??? studying the FEDERAL RESERVE and how the USA is getting fucked in 1-2 years.
tmac9938 1 year ago
You won't believe you're eating Ron Jeremy's Butter.
Raidenko91 1 year ago
Ron Jeremy is Godfather to Porn. Every person on this planet want to be just like him. Whatta life. Kinda weird because he is a nice guy, ex teacher, cheap, and a jew. Over 1700 scenes expanding 21 years!
rob2049 1 year ago
Anybody can easily grab this mp3 file at soundnabber..com
descriptive8 1 year ago
Ron is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!
rob2049 1 year ago
OMG STUPID ADS I WANNA WATCH NOW
floppy9100 1 year ago
OMG!!! rick poop is back!!
gurlisa3345me 1 year ago
Did anyone else read the tags? o.O "awkward asian porn ron hedgehog sex adult felicia day the guild" o.o
FinalFrost 1 year ago
Ron Jeremy.
You got Ron Jeremy.
Is there nothing you guys can't do?
BoomBoomSticks 1 year ago
So, Lick Poop and Kiki are going out steady now? How is it working out?
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago
Lol enormous janitors!!!!
pierreman7894 1 year ago
you want hot pee? my side hurts every time. I dont know how she can say it with a straight face and the delivery is awesome.
xIdlersdreamx 1 year ago
FANTASTIC - but i need a hint as to the names of the porno songs, especially the one right after intermission - It's driving me NUTS!
bhorick 1 year ago
This episode is awesome! Crazy I met Ron Jeremy in the lobby last night at the Magic Castle for my birthday and I mentioned how I saw him on the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show!! It was awesome!!! Made my night!!!!
msdrkstar 2 years ago
O.o
wtf did I just watch?
Drewzker 2 years ago
It sucks how this can't be emb'd.
TundraBlitz 2 years ago
I miss THIS C-Spot (if not this, PLEASE bring back Kim Evey's work in SOMETHING!)
voicetube 2 years ago
Ahhh, jeeez, Kim, you are too, too much! I laughed my fookin head off!
nihaokwan 2 years ago
isnt that greg benson's wife?
AKA mediocre films
mrpotatohead34 2 years ago
I want to make a movie with Kiko...
Jabronimus 2 years ago
This is fucking hilarious. I can't believe they got Ron Jeremy for this. SO funny.
chosentonessournotes 2 years ago 4
lol favorite one so far!!
GorgeousJourney 2 years ago
3:10 he is still in the shot hahahhahahthat made me lol so bad and he has enormus janitors hahahahahhahah
TheBenjerminFrankin 2 years ago
lulz wtf is up with this show?!?!
jecker19000 2 years ago
Lol... Did they dress Ron Jeremy up as a hedge hog for real. Funny as hell. All the credits for the porno were "Unicow"
DrownRTardBabies 2 years ago 2
Kinda like an acid trip.
synaps13 2 years ago
lmao
911andre 2 years ago
Oh my Jeremy Iron, you have very big janitors
NocturnalSorrow 2 years ago 3
LMAO if friend have giant janitor.. give him hug.. OMG my sides hurt!
ladyamethyst83 2 years ago
what the fuck is happening
Civonos 2 years ago 6
LOL "Tiny bushy pig!"
NUTSUCKER09 2 years ago 5
I love Julie
therealclamknuckle 2 years ago
"Who have made the order of a cheese pie?" LOL
Togain 2 years ago 19
Srsly Best show EVER!
WhitneyKensa 2 years ago 16
"Stick it in, stick it in, hurry stick it in....oh no doctor you didn't stick it in in time, now your patient is a vegetable." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO KIKO!!!!!!!!!
cognitoincognito 2 years ago 5
lol look at the blue thing at 0:49, Imma firein mah lazzah!!! or blowin' that pornstar lol
Farcry437 2 years ago
little bushy pig...lmao!
thebatzinator 2 years ago 4
Enormous Genitals!
MuscularRock 2 years ago
this sow is so rediculous, and yet I cant seem to stop watching.
Peace!
maseltah 2 years ago 6
same here!
ninapan118 2 years ago
Hilarious!
wanderingdead 2 years ago
I love this show. Why isn't back for a third season?! WHY?!
mythboy6 2 years ago
intermission. hes a vegetable. Best ever.
illburloser 2 years ago
hes quite.....disturbed....lol
foxfirebluelace 2 years ago
ENORMOUS JANITORS!! Lmfao omg i love kiko!!
mzmamiko 2 years ago 3
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jujuli9990 2 years ago
hes a pamous movie star on the silvery scream
EvlTaco 2 years ago 5
that was creepy, Ron looks so old, but truely fun.
moby406 2 years ago
When Ron said "What the F**k is happening?" I fuckin lost it. that's exactly what I said in episode #3. I honestly couldn't stop laughing. For the record, kiko is cute as hell.
jerryisbetterthanyou 2 years ago
I Love YOU KIKO!
aaahelen 2 years ago
Wow. I didn't realize that Unicow was such an auteur. Bravo Unicow! And that Jeremy Irons guy comes off like a horn dog. But his janitors are enormous.
IngotAU 2 years ago
Yeah, well that's because he is..
CSpot 2 years ago
YEAH! one of my favorites! I think this is ron jeremy's first movie without cock in it.
brolyservant 2 years ago 2
haha, touche!
CSpot 2 years ago
i thought he was retired.
gorlep666 2 years ago
I just saw Ron Jeremy in CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE, along with David Carradine.
Nefarioso 2 years ago
That one janitor is so creepy
Zugzugul 2 years ago
Lick Poop is so cute :p
Zugzugul 2 years ago
its lick poop xD
B4cKuP01 2 years ago
ooooohhhhh....annoying! But it's pretty cool ^^
FIFAChampion2010 2 years ago
LOL. Oh gosh. I don't think I've ever seen anything more random than this.
zaio0watase 2 years ago 2
I rolled on my side laughing when Lick Poop came back XD Can't believe you actually got Ron Jeremy.. sorry Jeremy Iron XD Magnificent!
sabotagethefool 2 years ago
I never stopped laughing it was so funny.
JoshMagness 2 years ago
"i think we can stop hugging now.."
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"
edgychic 2 years ago 3
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yerrj 2 years ago
On fired!
Nesempai 2 years ago
gdfd
plasticPlaystation 2 years ago
this was the best one
dougdmelo 3 years ago 4
Little things to notice about Ron Jeremy Irons:
1) He is wearing Crocs (tm) with no socks!
2) When he is made crap and dies, you can still see him crouching in the lower left-hand side of the scream.
3) His hedgehog hat is made out of loosely held-together packaging foam.
I am very grateful that Kiko and Unicorn made this film for the furniture of the children. :) Jane!
SamIamb 3 years ago
lol is that really ron jeremy? crazy!
mschmidt163 3 years ago 2
Is he really that famous? :- / Never seen him lol
Dominub 3 years ago
He has enormous janitors!You must have seen them!
tutube998 2 years ago
omg i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
franpig101 3 years ago
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THis is fucking awfall
DANGERDUNK 3 years ago
"now hes a vegetable" lol XD
BLOOredd 3 years ago 2
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this does not achieve what it sets out to do
yamba 3 years ago
I love Ron Jeremy!
Bridenal 3 years ago 3
ron ......what the hell
damienjeffgomez 3 years ago
ron jeremy is like a real life of mario!!!
8H2324 3 years ago 2
Remember, if your friend have enormous genitals, give them hug!
KoolKidsRUs 3 years ago
lol ginormus janitors
ILuvMolagBal 3 years ago
Omg I was crying I laughed so much. The look on Ron Jeremy's face is priceless.
julianp0e 3 years ago 2
rofl this is the best one ever...i laugh so hard every time i watch it
drbobaddict 3 years ago
Ron Jeremy is one of a kind...
CSpot 3 years ago
I love Ron Jeremy ;) I mean how could you not.
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago
omg ron jeremy hahahaha "wtf" he says directed by the cow..LOL
thedigitalcollective 3 years ago
So he is made frat and dies. THE END! 8D
RabidIceWeasel 3 years ago
I LOVE YOU KIKO!!!... hmm, I wonder if she heard me?
2rafael 3 years ago
i remember watching this every saturday mornin while my parents smoked crack panda and unicow and gogo girl were my rolemodels
verdemanthe1 3 years ago 2
LOL!!!!!!!
CaNaDiAnJeLLy 3 years ago
omg, lol!
CaNaDiAnJeLLy 3 years ago
The janators should go curling for once!
Kingkong9099 3 years ago
btw lmao the songs are always so random and funny.... hahahah i cant even imagine how they come up with the songs...
haha
++ who owns this
MediocreFilms or CSpot because i saw some on there and some on here?
XxMysticLove 3 years ago
also: julie wittner. cool
yohaneuano4 3 years ago
lmfao How did they ever get Ron Jeremy (aka "Jeremy Iron") to agree to this? And the "Chief Sturgeon" fired him... how sad. At least now he's a Pamous movie star. lol
sausillio 3 years ago
...and he thought he'd never be regarded as a serious actor...
restcure 3 years ago
icu creemu! <3
BooooooooooooomAz090 3 years ago
omfg :0
doctorwhoobawooba 3 years ago
that explains all these mysterious hugs im recieving... wocka wocka wocka? SUCCESS!
justinheath905 3 years ago
LOL, gotta give RJ a hand for having a sense of humor! :)
arahitah 3 years ago
i bet ron jeremy really wanted to fuck her
12iced21 3 years ago
This is so far for me the absolute best one!
Too funny!
kuribo1 3 years ago
"Oh no, Doctor! you did not "stick it in" in time. Now your patient is a regetable!"
^_________^
lotusmoonblossom 3 years ago 5
LOL gotta love the intermission XD
UdAMnLaMeBoO 3 years ago 5
It's a reference to Buster Keaton's The Playhouse (a funny clip of which is available on Youtube). Keaton was making fun of film producer Thomas Ince, who included his name very copiously in his own films, to the point that it kind of detracted from everybody else's credit.
SamIamb 3 years ago
yay Lick poops Back its not in a mental asilelem then, well thinking about i think hes returned too it
SonicsMate 3 years ago
asylum*
++ lol yes lick poop is the best
XxMysticLove 3 years ago
lololololol! omg i cant believe this show! it never stops making me laugh. wow the schoolgirl clothes look good! ;D
0GodJudges0 3 years ago
Pure Genius!!
BeRaNdOmXD 3 years ago
Oh my Egads . This is brilliant. It kicks adult swims tail. Who ever thought of this was on crack and I LUV LUV LUV it.
Mitsukomaru 3 years ago
Brilliant :D RJ is such a good sport!
megamarsvin 3 years ago
will always love these!
raccoonstarsmember 3 years ago
ya gotta love lick poop's face when the janitor hugs him ^_^ lol
andreamonster9390 3 years ago
woner i ron eramy did actually 'make an ADULT movie' with kiko in the end!!
ogicabp4u 3 years ago
What do you want to tell us? oO"
FumaSnake 3 years ago
It's freakin' Mario!!!
Shogunelite 3 years ago
I'm so glad that they made more of these, and if this is any indication, then the writing has only gotten better...this one was a laugh RIOT *****!!!
PervyWotaOni 3 years ago
LMAO! I don't know how I missed this one.
imatroll5 3 years ago
I love how the blonde lady never talks.
CatchyCC 3 years ago
unicow and panda don't talk either XD
andreamonster9390 3 years ago
lmao shes a go-go girl! xD
ItsUmed 3 years ago
lmao this is my favorite episode. XD
guitargod668 3 years ago 2
I cannot stop laughing! This is without a doubt the best written sketch from this series. Perverted comedy done right! Hahaha!!!
Death2Fanboys 3 years ago 2
"now your patient is a vegetable"
lol, brilliant XD
AmvruleS 3 years ago
Wanna see 'em?
roflz
ryan50ryan 3 years ago
"Jeremy Irons..." nuff' said... (perfect)
mekman7 3 years ago
打つ性器??
what's it mean?
chikin1987 3 years ago
i did a online transaction, I don't speak Japanese, i don't know if this is correct but here it is... "The sexual organs which it strikes"
unknownsoul19 3 years ago
the better translation to English would be "Dick-slap"
PervyWotaOni 3 years ago
best film EVER
bok1bok3 3 years ago
LOL Ron Jeremy is so epic in this one XD
BloodDemon293846 3 years ago
"you're on fired!"
nibbles1637 3 years ago
lol...Ron Jeremy.
mochitsukiman 3 years ago
Greg you are one Sick High Larry us Funny man and what a great Kiko to watch !!
Kim ROCKS!
LittleRickyAustin 3 years ago
not funny??
keepXonXrockin 3 years ago
I think this is my favorite GTCMS episode!
HILARIOUS!
YunieTheOracle 3 years ago
Friggin hilarious.
GTOJudge68 3 years ago
Rofl. Enormous janitors!
uglypoot 3 years ago
I dont think the bunny ears the teddy bear or the cowboy hat should be on the wall it doesnt look right.
jessieheartsyou 3 years ago
Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!
spunkypuppy 3 years ago
tres double U--
itgoesroundandroundyay
dott**COMM
dingoatemydoobie 3 years ago
ROFLMFAO
doomsday93 3 years ago
LMFAOO!!!!
EngorgedxSpleen 3 years ago
Rofl xDDD
Boardomplz 3 years ago
Rofl
amythepure 3 years ago
ROFL BEST ONE
Alruie 3 years ago
Did that say that the sound was done by Sean Becker?
Is there nothing Sean and Payman don't do?
C16H12FN3O3 3 years ago
Ostriches. They don't breed ostriches.
clemsonfight 3 years ago
actually they DID but switched to emus--smaller. more efficient and less likely to rip open their soft underbellies.
dingoatemydoobie 3 years ago
True, though in my experience, emus are far less likely to like strawberry ice cream. And that's a big factor y'know. When picking a strange animal to breed. The ice cream.
clemsonfight 3 years ago
So he is ON FIRED! lol
MKIced 3 years ago
hahaha hes a porn star
HOMESKILLINBISCUITS 3 years ago 3
OK. It's Kiko who made Lick Poop watch the Adult Film she made with Ron Jeremy.
Who can blame Poop for his 15 foot elephant part for Kiko. I take the death threats backs.
AVTPro 3 years ago
Wow Ron Jeremy, is so washed up that hes doing retarded YouTube movies.
Its funny tho =]
my22590 3 years ago
isnt the lick poop guy kikos real life husband?
tacomandie 3 years ago
ew.. boooooo
ZombieTrick 3 years ago
if your friend hab enormous genitals, gib him a hug! peace!
HAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!
samantonio 3 years ago
best episode
eiramleira 3 years ago
will kiko give me a hug?
NYCeddie15 3 years ago
wish she'd give me one.. :( lol
tacomandie 3 years ago
i love the depressed inicow. :D
so funny!
ilikescreaming247 3 years ago
wow poor ron jeremy this is what hes doing now
BSacchetti13 3 years ago 3
nu i 4to.. Xd
RomasanT 3 years ago
Ron's always been pleasant folk. Swell guy.
Efferts 3 years ago
lol.
yeah, Ron "the hedgehog" Jerwmy gets around.
wow.
funny stuff ^_^
soflabob 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Remember the first one, and how funny it was? What happened? Now, it's a cheesy parody of itself. Same gags, same 'ol re-used shtick.
Horrible. They should be ashamed.
Gone...is everything that made the first one so seemingly spontaneous and excellent.
Poop!
eggbertsmith 3 years ago
I showed this to my mom (because I'm in love with GTCMS) and she turned red laughing so hard. She said "hahahahah that was so much better than anything that's been on SNL in the last 10 years!" I love it.
rumspringaa 3 years ago
Wow, does Ron get around.
Ya just can't get away from the guy.
first I am seeing him in my dads magazine collection back in the 80's,then he's
"popping up" on most of my mail order films and videos,then at my favorite night club doing stand up,now here on GTCMS!
I am beginning to think he was cloned...
HA HA HA HA
funny F#@$k'n Show!
SPIN THE WHEEL OF FUN!
corbinscorner 3 years ago
wow... Major props to ron jeremy for doing that.. haha thats awesome..
krystalfox007 3 years ago