Me doing stand up comedy with props.

[IDeathMetal58]

The turning tricks part was funny, But after that it went downhill.

[spaghettilover100]

ummmmm.... this is ridiculous... im going to watch charlieissocoollike and fred.... good bye!

[MrJarbuckle]

FAG (fake and gay)

[netsyrb]

im baked and this is gay

[proskater758469321]

Wow... you will never become as great as carrot top. How dare you compare yourself to him.

[imnotalogin]

it was decent at first and then it seemed to drop in the middle somewhere. not as bad as everyone's complaining overall, imo.

[bones78413]

why did i click this?

[scottof83]

@bones78413 cause you were sick of fred?

[aramhampson]

kinda lame, but for just some schmuck its not that bad.. i did not even come close to a chuckle though, not even close... possibly because the camera work was really really bad. makes it really hard to watch

[madrabiddog]

awful quality. awful humor. there is nothing redeeming about this video at all.

[madrabiddog]

I'm still looking for the "I Hate This" button.

[gotmadskillz2]

3 fucking word ( go commit suicide )

[jebis03]

OMG YES, YES,YES!!! i couldnt have said it better myself

[TheBxylq]

lmao longer then i could make it in a fred video.....perhaps i should give you a second chance

[TheBxylq]

i made it through 4 minutes and now i think my iq has accually dropped 30 points.

[scottof83]

@TheBxylq thats nice, I made it through 4 seconds of Fred's video and my iq dropped by 100 points.

[twistaj32]

@scottof83 where the hell does fred come in on all of this?

[Klankumz]

Under a TACK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHA

[shaquanshia]

......i can do better......

[bizmarkiefan]

Amazing. Absolutley amazing.

[alkebest1]

it irritates me the way he wont shut between the props, :" oh oh oh oh, look look look, wait wait wait, oh oh look look, wait look wait oh oh.

fucking annying

[jdfalc01soccer8]

jesus christ. prop comedy does not mean you use every thing in the world to make a play on words.. god help me. this is awful

[tajash13]

...

[spauldinghaig]

Fail!

[ellomrpimps1990]

wow tat was so gayyyy

[Shmulvey]

Genius.

[XxthepwnisherxX07]

dude get a job

[Doublejeebus]

get a better camera and teach your friend how to HOLD IT WITHOUT SHAKING IT!!!!

omg i thought there was a freaking earthquake in there!!

[shicklick]

i didn't even smile

[seansg86]

This is fucking horrible jesus

[Kooly1]

guy has great ideas, once he gets more relaxed on stage in front of people and presents himself calmed down he'll be doing great, you got good ideas dude, these lil fuckers are comparing you to Carrot Top who is a more experienced version of you.

[JoiXco]

:| ...

[CowboyTuff1]

HA HA....... NO NOT FUNNY

[senordiablo333]

shit sux

[smiddy515]

...nerdddd

[thepwnbros]

Dude...

[screambetch]

hahahahha nice

[xxD3fyingGr4vity]

Not funny.......

[shmookins]

funny act with a lot of ideas. and the more you do it the better you get. the other idiot kids on youtube see the pros with many years of experience and compare then to everyone else. that guy got talent and a good eye for things and is obviously creative. keep at it!

[stingpingchamp]

terrible... they arent even funny reese witherspoon?? g-string... soo gay! NOT FUNNY

[zippywaite]

hahah the guy at 1:56. listen to what he says. what a moron.

random guy: "does it just say G on it?"

other random guy: "yeah"

random guy: "haha thats awesome"

[619balla]

the only funny part about this video is the way he talks and how often he sssttudders...and the way he ran at the begining of the video with his prop box, fuckin skank

[619balla]

ur a giant douche

[fellowrobots]

LOL!!! THAT'S SOO FUCKING FUNNy! ROTFLMAO hahaa, i'm too excited to sleep.

[360deeman]

SORRY BUT THIS IS GAY

[APOLOCRYDE]

must seriously be the worst kind of comedy ive seen in my life... prop comedy is gay

[magmawk]

I'm going to go against the flow of bad ratings and "group hate" on this video... lighten up folks.

Quite a few of the gags did make me smirk or chuckle, however I think a lot of the negative commenting was just about the delivery. More leadup to fewer props could have helped if you decide to do stand up again. I know this was filmed back in 2005, but seeing this and hearing the AG review shows great improvement in your humor.

[drumjod]

he's gotta say "look look!" before every joke to make sure people are paying attention. I had to do that when I taught my dog to play fetch. The guys by the camera had a hint of sarcasm in there voice.

[scottof83]

That was a take off of the Wid, because before each joke, he says "Right over here right over here" etc.

[scottof83]

That was a take off of the Wid, because before each joke, he says "Right over here right over here" etc.

[lilizzy556]

i can hardly here him

[lspadefx]

*cough*

[SuperBigPickleWeasle]

sad XD

[allofmymoms]

That was horrible.

[XxCarCrashHeartsxX]

is your friend paid to say these things? he really gets a kick outta ur routine.

you sound like one of the guys from homestarrunner

[nickypeeps]

i love your friend's comments of reassurance to whoever is sitting near him about "good ones" coming up when theyre just as bad as all the rest

you're also dressed like this was filmed in 1988

[nickypeeps]

i dont think ive ever seen someone who shouldn't be speaking in front of other people as much as you. and the fact that you're aspiring to be a comic who is universally known by reasonable people as the biggest joke on earth is insane

[imrealldum]

hey hey hey you're...dumb. I like the guy who openly says I don't get it

[benjammin8807]

yeah tht sucked ass...

[JakOutOfAgony]

That made me want to pour acid on my eyes and stab pencils into my ears repeatedly so I would stop feeling so ashamed that another being of my species was performing such an atrocious, lame 'comedy' act.

lawl

[555Kamikaze]

You probably got that from iHate.

[dwankman]

Why are you trying to be "The Whid?"

Whid was doing this stuff 20 years ago..

There is only one Whid....and you are not him...

[demidkk]

u suck monkey balls and donkey dick at the same time

[JosephO75]

wow holy shit that sucked, kill yourself

[321joe123]

you suck bitch

[555Kamikaze]

lol this is crap

[goldskarr]

meh.3*'d

[Jdog129]

Omfg its Lloyd from dumb and dumber.

[treepirate]

i have either heard hafe the jokes like cereal killer and the cards shit or i couldn't understand him he barley got any laughs and he wasn't good if he thinks he is trying to be a carrot top hes a dick because it gives carrot top a bad name and c-top did the props thing cuz none eles has ever done it befor now this nerd tried it shame on u 0/10stars

[velocity211]

wow this is so funny cause its so freakin bad!

[bobbyducttape]

FAIL

[deaddudes123]

you are not funny. at all.

[daridave]

AHAHAHAHAHA NOT.

[malaflam]

I could watch this guy all day.

[Spanky85]

Move out or try suicide.

Love Mom

[joemofo619]

I vote suicide

Love Dad

[SUBLIMESINSEMILLA]

give me back my tampons

love sister

[CVsnaredevil]

wtf is wrong with you people....

[jonceltspatssox]

to take a page out of this guys book:

i have to give him props for going on stage with probably the worst material of all time

[G33kz0r]

This is a class? Where's Cho when you need him?

[tehsimo]

nothing gets the crowd going like a box of crap

[marcuschi]

I can't tell if he was being sarcastic.. but this was hard to sit through. Its all about the presentation and it would have worked if he had a little more personality.

[laughs2907]

Oh My God!!!!!

[merskin]

Digg users are more retarded them myspace users

[iamunforgivable]

Not in the least.

[darkzealot89]

"Myspace users are the most retarded people on the planet. Long live digg!"

FIXED

[dralter]

Digg users have some semblance of intelligence, Myspace users, not so much.

[eymatt778]

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

[tony4moroney]

look youre shit (points at comedian) and dozens of other more puns!

[Enalios123]

This was actually pretty good. Very nice word play, lots of wit, a couple bad ones (anything involving a toilet seat) but the pace was so fast you barely noticed them.

I liked 'under a tack' as well as 'heart attack' !! 'Show pan' was nothing short of inspired. I think it really showed off the guys wit, and I hope he stays in comedy, though perhaps away from props.

[drumjod]

lol

[gochiefs83]

i thought it was kinda funny. i think you people are just too picky. it is very dorky but that doesn't make it horrible.

[trigun92589]

He did it for the lulz.

[mastawok]

It's like a train wreck... I can't... look... AWAYYYYY!@

[nakedcello]

That was great! I laughed and laughed, man you rock.

See, that was me being funny.

[robcleaton]

A bit of me just died, I would rather lick my own arsehole than watch this!

[MechaSpyder]

Why are people laughing?

[ohceecee]

SO SHITTY!

[m0fin0]

No one likes this prop crap. You have balls to present it, but it's time to put the box away.

[Woss42]

how much do you pay the audience?

[ryanakron]

BAD!

[mikronn]

awful.

[Everfalling]

i stopped it at 'turning trix'. i could have sworn i went to Prop Comedy's funeral.

[dewyjuhl]

why are people laughing. its worse than carrot top.

[SickItToTheMan]

yea dude u fail

[HACK612]

you suck at comedy

[MadGouki]

Kill yourself, just to be sure.

[iSeeStupidPeople15]

dude you fucking suck.

[mikke619]

rvdtito4life is this bill

[dbhaley]

If he meant this to be as corny and awkward as it was, then he is a genius. Unfortunately, I doubt that.

[scottof83]

Yes, this is a parody to the stupid comic known as the Wid.

[austinsaiiz]

this is awesome

[Gunbard]

LMFAO EPIC FAIL.

[Cowfrommars]

Hmm, if the 'comedian' who did this aimed for a "stupid but funny" technique, he did not tackle that in the right way at all. Very poorly executed and it just make him look like a dick.

[zedr77]

This is just AWESOME in so many wrong ways...

[RadMadSquirrel]

The language isn't offensive, your horrible "routine" is.

[stublag]

Fucking awful.

[p0wn]

thats totally revenge of the nerds like part 23. beauty and geek needed

[wijy5]

He's better than Mitch Hedberg at least.

[phreeJ]

Wow, I can't believe someone said that...

[Robubie]

i can't believe someone would say that even if it was a joke

[viksra]

I hope you're kidding about that because I LOL'd when you said this.

[sirpsychosexy]

i hate to perpetuate stereotypical youtube comment hatred, but if you're comparing shitty puns and potty jokes to mitch hedberg, you need to die

[ArkAnglachel]

tr00f

this was really lame

[Tonohono]

This is fail.

[muftyclothingrigs]

god awful.

[helikopter12]

seriously, enough jokes involving a letter written on a piece of paper. this is the most uninspired, depressingly bad excuse at prop comedy i've ever seen. could your wordplay be any LESS intelligent? cereal killer... i'm pretty sure that was a real funny bit to all of your 7 year old friends, but to adults, it's just sad. i don't care what your deal is, if you came up with all of this in a day like you said, it really fucking shows. this is just, insanely bad.

[alayos123]

Please, no more. You have to be high for this to be any close to funny. The people in the audience were on crack to be laughing at ANY of his jokes. I think his comedy was for the mentally challenged or for children under the age of 6.

[ATH025]

Wow you're pretty bad :|

[Blindside462]

FRANKENSTEEEEEIN!

[mattheffner]

horrible......

[chesbombproductions]

oh thats just painful.

[TerryShow]

torture!!! FAIL

[xokxtrunks]

Terrible. TERRIBLE.

[NikTheJew]

That was absolutely fucking awful.

[rkrehe20]

MAKE IT STOP

[Pr0f3550rPWN]

God damn that was most horrible stand up I've ever seen.

[619balla]

are u dead yet? hopefuly some1 shot u

[Superman0113]

you aint no balla, nuttin but a bitch

raggin on the dude cause you wanna suck his dick

why dont you do us all a favor and try to grow up

and take your shit elsewhere cause no one gives a fuck

whats on your mind or whatcha gotta say

leave the kid alone and go jerk off to rey.

[619balla]

ur moms dead superman

[Superman0113]

your like 6 right

[619balla]

ur like gay right?

[Superman0113]

far from it playa. you can talk to yo moms about that one

[619balla]

ouch good one, i wont be able 2 sleep after that insult.

[Superman0113]

at least i can call my comebacks and insult unlike you. the only cumback you got is drippin down your ass

[619balla]

what site did u get that 1 from? lame-jokes dot com??

[HardxRocker93]

You are the worst comedian i've ever seen.

[TERRANCIO]

well, this guy plain sucks, the viewer who said "hes pretty smart" is his cousin, holding the camera, lol

trying to make it look funny, poor guy, nobody liked his jokes, carrot top wanna be?

[Thevideosucks]

Haha, isn't it just too funny how if someone doesn't enjoy your video, they "hope you die"?

I found some of the jokes a little weak, some of them quite funny. Some of the props I couldn't even see, because of camera handling, but you had no control over that. I think that if you had taken more time with this it could have been something really great. Nice triple strike with the composers, too.

By the way, was this just a little project you had or do you want to be a comic?

[kryptonwolf]

Oh god...I'll give you a critical response...Kindergarden comedian! Its just way to corny, and like one viewer said...OH THATS PRETTY SMART!

Thats the problem, cant be a smart lame in comedy unless your making fun of them lol i give it a 4 for trying lol

[scottof83]

Actually, this is a mimic of a real comedian called the Legendary Wid, this is exactly what he does. It's stupid, but funny at the same time, so I understand you are saying.

[619balla]

kk. rate this act out of 10

[619balla]

Your mom farted on Bob Saget?? Really??? WHEN???

[scottof83]

Okay, now that was pretty funny, but still, if you want to hate the video, that's fine, but please don't flame the person, just the act.

[619balla]

u probably just feel bad for the turd cuz of his autism so ur tryin 2 make him feel good, his act sucked.

[scottof83]

No, he is picking on the fact that you can't even give a critical response. A critical response is saying what worked and what didn't work about it. What you said was not a critical response, it was your attempt at comedy. In fact, the reason why you probably didn't like it is because your brand of humor is a fat man breaking wind on a skinny guy.

[619balla]

and i want my fucking time back

[link12321]

go kill yourself u inconsiderate prick (im talking to 619balla). i thought that worked, due to the infectious laughter. i got some good laughs. very smart. i bet it took forever to prepare...

[scottof83]

Actually, aside from the cock (which took a week to build, alot of item was stuff I got from home. It took me no more than a day to think it up. Although I agree that this type of stuff won't please every, only at the real experts. It's like a David Lynch or Oliver Stone movie, you either like it or hate it. Thanks for the defense anyway.

[TERRANCIO]

Oliver Stone??? david lynch??? what are you talking about? have you heard of Fellini or Kubrick? thats for the experts, the best "movie" from oliver stone is considered "Natural born killers", lol and its more like a long musical video, haha

are you the guy in the video? you suck, thats not smart, my 4 yr old nephew does that kind of jokes everyday, seriously

[scottof83]

I am talking about filmakers you either love or hate.

[619balla]

this isnt funny and i hope u die

[Tadd14j]

@ 5:29 faggot mummbles "theres a good one coming up" but he lies there all crap!!! DARCHOLE120 is right ur retarded!!!

[scottof83]

Whoa, you have to watch out on how you use that R-word to autistic people.

[littleindianboy]

SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

[teknomaker18]

awesome

[Darchole120]

You suck...Your jokes were lame and the audience you had sounded like you paid them to sit and watch to make an ass of yourself. Half of the time they were on the brink of boo-ing you just because it would have been to too awkward to keep silent. You aren't funny and I really hope you didn't quit your day job.

[scottof83]

That's just your opinion. Actually, this is a class, not an actual club, and they were naturally laughing, and the intructor, Alex Golsen, said I had a natural gift for comedy, and said that this routine is what he categorizes as high class wit. Maybe this type of humor is not your forte.