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  • Food goes in, poop comes out. You can't explain that! Lol.

  • Does David Letterman have left-wing or right-wing political views?

  • "The intent was noble." Awww so cute, so worth thousands of lives. Definitely.

  • everytime bill gets owned he tries to say something funny so the audience gets distracted by the fact that bill is full of shit.

  • How many times does Bill O'Reilly use the phrase "you're over simplifying the situation"?

  • @basmith123385 Actually the "worst" president of all time would be "King" Andrew Jackson... He veto'd the Bank of the United States recharter which in turn nearly destroyed the country and on top of that (this next thing is happening now) there was to much paper money for the amount of specie (hard money Gold, silver, etc.) which put the country farther into debt. Then Great Britain went into debt and demanded that the U.S. pay back debts in only specie which was hard because the national bank

  • @AJJacome it's not the Governments fault there isn't democracy... Democracy is when the CITIZENS vote on EVERY, SINGLE issue. It's the responsibility of the people to take the time to learn what the Constitution says, what your rights are... And since no country can ever truly succeed at that true democracies do not exist. Which is why when the Articles of Confederation were thrown out and the Constitution was written, when ask what type of Government the U.S. was to have Benjamin Franklin was

  • Deomcaracy doesn't even fucking exist. It's people like Bill who make it impossible for a democracy and unfortunately most are running our country.

  • Yeah, Bill, high ratings means you're telling the truth. (*rolls eyes*)

  • When Bush took the country to war in Iraq, they had no post-war plan at all. There was no mention before invading that the US was there to turn the country into a democracy.. they were there to get rid of the WMDs which was all wrong as well. Bush and his cronies bucked the UN and attacked anyway, with his so-called Coalition of the Willing. 'Once they were in there they couldn't -or wouldn't leave without losing face (?). Then they found a nightmarish scenario and embroiled in a civil war.

  • he freaking destroyed oreilly

  • FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

  • Letterman is wrong.

    O´Reilly is right.

    Bill Clinton still a virgin.

    Snoop Dog hates weed.

    And i have the biggest dick in the world.

  • he even sounds like bush

  • Owned

  • 1:29  Spot on Dave. Fuck you Bill.

  • Bill o reilly is a fucking prick, go get stabbed in an alley.

  • "2:20" I looked at the book. What is it, a book about sailing?

  • ye just an act we're all friends, Letterman is a great inverviewer and I'm a faggy piece of crap.. but we're friends right?

  • Bill O'Reilly frustrates me beyond belief.

  • I hope to God I live long enough to see Bill O'Reilly's beliefs, opinions, and virtues ultra-fucked into a whole new way of thinking.

    If doesn't work out I hope I live long enough to read his name in the obituaries.

  • Actually, Bush was an Evil liar, O'Reilly is just a Stupid piece of crap

  • @1984serpiente; i concur; someone needs to kick his ass!!!!

  • Is Bill really that dumb, or is it his competitive advantage?

  • Apearantly most of you are leftist and probably also hate Glenn Beck; personally i'm not on either side, i'm an independent, but seriously why do you all have to be pissing on O'Reilly? He just tells it like it is.

  • bill o'reilly is gangsta

  • Bill O'reailly - Getting owned by everyone EXCEPT himself.

  • when a Boxer gets knocked out, at times when he falls to the ground the body stiffens and the arms still try to punch at air, and some leg kick may occur. it is only later when the boxer wakes up that he finds out that he has lost.

    even if the defeated boxer doesnt want to believe the truth.

  • The sad thing is OReilly thinks his ratings equals people liking him.

  • It's displays of abject idiocy such as this that makes me proud to not be an American. No offence meant to you Americans of sound intellectual capacity, if anything I pity you whole heartedly because you have to deal with narrow minded prats like O'Reilly on a daily basis.

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  • WOW I NEVER SEEN O-Reilly FEELING SO STUPID LIKE RIGHT NOW LOL

  • OMG LETTERMAN IS FUUUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!

  • You're putting words in my mouth the same way you're putting artificial facts in your head!! I LOLLED!

  • They know Hussein had WMD's because we sold them to him. What they don't know is where they went.

  • @KenMacMillan ummm no. The Americans only sold weapons to Iraq to allow them to fight off the Iranians. They did not however, sell weapons that were capable of mass destruction. These lies were mere propaganda to occupy iraqi soil. Today, the biggest American military bass is located in Iraq, which happens to be the centre (roughly) of the middle-east. STOP AMERICAN IMPERIALISM.

  • The Senate committee's reports on 'US Chemical and Biological Warfare-Related Dual-Use Exports to Iraq', undertaken in 1992 in the wake of the Gulf war, give the date and destination of all US exports. The reports show, for example, that on May 2, 1986, two batches of bacillus anthracis -- the micro-organism that causes anthrax -- were shipped to the Iraqi Ministry of Higher Education, along with two batches of the bacterium clostridium botulinum, the agent that causes deadly botulism poisoning.

  • One batch each of salmonella and E coli were shipped to the Iraqi State Company for Drug Industries on August 31, 1987. Other shipments went from the US to the Iraq Atomic Energy Commission on July 11, 1988; the Department of Biology at the University of Basrah in November 1989; the Department of Microbiology at Baghdad University in June 1985; the Ministry of Health in April 1985 and Officers' City, a military complex in Baghdad, in March and April 1986.

  • The shipments to Iraq went on even after Saddam Hussein ordered the gassing of the Kurdish town of Halabja, in which at least 5000 men, women and children died. The atrocity, which shocked the world, took place in March 1988, but a month later the components and materials of weapons of mass destruction were continuing to arrive in Baghdad from the US.

  • @KenMacMillan indeed, ashamed as I am, my government (british) were actually sending engineers over to suddam hussein to help him construct bio-weapons to use againstt he iranians, and then we wonder why the iranians dislike us ...

  • @lee250893 Now we're sending troops to Israel. Don't be surprised if you see us invading Iran before the 2012 presidential election.

  • @KenMacMillan Indeed, I think our government tends to forget we are not the biggest empire on the planet anymore, we cant go around pissing everybody off.

  • @KenMacMillan Cool story bro, no one gives a shit. We're here to see Letterman troll O'Reilly.

  • @KenMacMillan

    Odd that both warlord bushes took us to war with the countries that controlled the oil in which the companies they had stock in received oil from, wouldn't you say?

  • listen everyone not all republicans are retarted. im a republican and hate fox. MSNBC NBC CNN are big time news stations but foxx is the worst... fucking bill oreily makes me deisgusted withmy self for being republican

  • wmd or nuketown

  • FUCK IT!!!! WELL DO IT LIVE !

  • Looks to me like Bill O'reilly went into Dave's house and kicked his ass. The audience are all Dave fans, and yet Bill got just as much applause, and then Dave had to back down from any intelligent discussion. All he could do was throw out bad one liners.

  • O'reilly Has a tendency to "win" so many arguments because he's the only person that gets to talk. Anytime someone is about to criticize him and point out his flaws, he starts yelling, like the pious blow-hard that he is, loud enough so nobody can hear what the other person said. Then to cover up his lack of common decency by then accusing the opponent of being the "bad guy." Bill, There's a reason god gave you 1 mouth & 2 ears, but apparently he left out a brain & spine, so you have my pity.

  • BILL O'REILLY AND FOX NEWS ARE A TERRIBLE JOKE! DO NOT USE MAINSTREAM AMERICAN MEDIA TO GET YOUR NEWS. TRY RT! GOOD PUBLICATION!

  • this is an act.

    They hate each other's guts

  • Bill got owned? Don't think so, fools!

  • Kill Bill!

  • "you're putting words in my mouth, just the way you're putting artificial facts in your head"

  • Highest ratings in cable for 5 years? Oh yeah I love the fox comedy channel.

  • oooooh!!!! see the free mason handshake there?

  • dave all class, bill all arse.

  • Bill O'reilly Quote."I think it was pretty white hot on 9/11 when 3,000 people were slaughtered on the streets of this city. So why don't y'know!... What YOUR"E doing is over-simplifieing a very complicated situation.

    Dictionary;

    (To) PROJECT: display (an emotion or quality) in one's behavior.

    to project something onto; transfer or attribute one’s own emotions or desires to (another person): unconsciously : "(ppl) may sometimes project their own fears onto others."

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  • Ron Paul can save America from bigots like Bill O'Reilly

  • These guys are so awesome together!

  • haha ahhh,God I dont know where the time go,,,lol,,,meaning,,I wasted all my time speaking to this loser.

  • i don't care about Iraqis enough to put one American life at risk.

  • You're putting words in my mouth... just the way you put artificial facts in your head lmao

  • Hows it going sucking George Bushes dick O'Reilly

  • Letterman got owned here. Letterman is ignorant to politics.

  • I hate O'reilly but america had to intervene in Iraq, it had to be done

  • @moroney1 Why? Is USA the global robocop?

  • @azrodrigues Without being rude it seems you dont really know what ur talking about

    If a country meets certain criteria it must expect that intervention will occur. Those criteria would be

    1. Potential for misuse of WMDs

    2.Slaughtering of its people

    3.Harbouring terrorists

    4.Potential invasion of another country

    Iraq fit all four of these criteria.

    Secondly no one could be as credulous to state that Iraq is not better off after the overthrow of its genicidal distatership.

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  • @azrodrigues First of all, in reference to only point 1. I said 'potential', which is completely true if you look at the facts the ambition for WMDs was great.

    He already killed 180,000 Kurdish people by poision gas showing his flippancy and danger potential.

    Sadam stated that a big regret of his was not developing the nuclear weapon before the invasion of Kuwait in the early 90s and during this time the US accidently found more of such potential with the tawatha reactor

  • @azrodrigues In reference to point two you are being silly and ignorant. It is a category error to compare the Death Penalty in the States with on going genicide from the dictatership of Hussein.

  • @moroney1 1-IAEA said there were no WMD back then

    2-US HAS DEATH PENALTY!

    3-The US harboured Osama in the past and 9/11 was a reaction, cause USA was interfering in the Middle East long before 2001. after 10 years in Iraq USA is hated there more than ever.. It's US interference that makes Islamist hate America, not the opposite

    4-That didn't happened. US is trying to legitimize interventions in countries that COULD become a threat in future. And that often happens after US 'defends itself'

  • @azrodrigues For point three the Iaqi govenrment had deep links with terrorist organizations and was paying 25000 dollar rewards for terrorists attacks against israel as well has protecting the bomb maker for the 90s twin towers attack.

  • @azrodrigues Point four is something i find difficult for you to deny, that is the clearist one fo them all, the annexation of Kuwait was one of Sadam Husseins biggest ambitions and his efforts in doing this were on going and well known.

  • @moroney1 not enough to start a war, and it could be resolved with other methods..

  • @azrodrigues It is a masochistic lie to blame 9/11 on the USA. That is disgraceful and excuses the real criminals.

    Do you really think that f America pulled all of its bases out of Saudi Arabia (which it did) or fulfilled all of Al Qaeda's conditions that we would suddenly have no attacks from them? That is rediculous.

  • @moroney1 I'm not blaming US citizens, I'm blaming US foreign policy that not only supported and armed saddam hussein and osama bin laden in the past but also acted irresponsibly in the late 90's in the very region.

    If it doesn't work write me back

  • @azrodrigues The only thing you could critqie about the overthrowing of Hussein is that it didnt happen years ago

  • @azrodrigues To put it in context when the US was a young country and the Ottoman empire was stealing ships and taking them as slaves, Jefferson asked why such a thing was occuring since the United states had never had a quarrel with the Muslim world of any kind and the reponse he got back was that the Quran gives permission for terrorism to occur because you are infidels.

    So please do not excuse Islamic extremism when thei foundation texts justify their violence

  • @moroney1 The US also had slaves c'mon!!!

    That's not a thing to be proud of but the argument given by christian churches to make Africans slaves all over the Americas was very similar. They said they were not Christians and had no soul. You'll find extremists in all religions and you cannot generalize the hole religion because of them.. The same way Americans are intransigent to their own religion and you got the media and the government satanizing Islam, the opposite also happens.

  • @azrodrigues You are giving me strawmen and poor worthless arguments.Ive already shown you that Iraq had major ambitions for WMD, they constantly tried to invade Kuwait, slaughtered their people and gave shelter to terrorists. IF a country fulfills all of these requirements they have lost their sovreignty.

    And of course the US had slavery, but why are you deviating away from the issue. Chrisitianity yes is as stupid as Islam, however Islam at present is much more dangerous

  • @moroney1 It's not Islam, it's Islamic fundamentalists!!!!!

  • @azrodrigues That's a cop out. ITs not that these are fundamentalist, but many are simply moderate or inspired by secualr morality. There is nothing fundamentalist about following your own book of God. Many simply choose to ignore the justification of violence in the Koran. However if you are to simply go along with the writings of your faiththat is not fundamentalist, it's simply upholding the teachings of ones foundational text. You have still given not one adequate argument

  • And im not much of a Davud letterman but i love his comeback at 1:28-"You're putting words in my mouth, just the way you put artificiall facts in you're head" Bill's reaction to that was classic :D good stuff David

  • 1:02-"...I not gonna call you a bone head or a pin head..." Why the hell not billy? you try to make all you're guest speakers feel like bone and pin heads during your little moments! This would be the first time Bill hasn't tried to be condisending while getting his view across. But this isn't even his show and he still manages to piss off the other person.

  • the more i hear it the more spreading democracy starts to sound like inserting and/ or maintaining puppet governments. its not like its never happened before

  • i missed the "owned" part? I just seen another ignorant talk show host, with a mirrored jack ass comment section.

  • "It's full of artificial facts."

    ... Oh my god. Bill O'Reilly just said something HONEST! A TRUE statement! Holy mother of Christ!

  • @Kotsuso But he also referred to the "ricin plot" here, which was a load of fuss about nothing - a lone nutter who had no idea what he was doing, had nothing to do with "al-qaeda" such as it is and never manged to produce any ricn anyway.

  • Ok lets take republican and democrat out of the conversation.. Bill O reilly works for FOX with Glen Beck and Hannity, so HES A DOUCEBAG!!!! Case closed...

  • Wowww. I haven't seen letterman get political before... I suddenly respect him a little !

    "... You 're putting words in my mouth. Just the way you put artificial facts in your head."

    OMG!! WHAT a Line !!!!!!

  • Dave making us Ball State grad's proud!!! Get 'em!!!

  • AWSOME! JUST AWSOME

  • Getting owned by Letterman? Doesn't look like anything close to ownage to me. As far as I'm concerned, O'Reilly owned him. All you pussy ass liberals can't stand the truth, so as a result, you complain your asses off. Well enjoy crying, pussies!

  • @EternalIntelligence U mad, bro?

  • @EternalIntelligence So its complaining when you say america wasting own soldiers lives and lives of innocent civilians in irak? Where the fuck do you get the ego you son of a bitch?!

  • @EternalIntelligence are you actually defending the cunt o reilly? you realize hes a goof?

  • @EternalIntelligence cool story bro.

  • @EternalIntelligence EternalIntelligence is probably one of those Republicans who are so sure the republicans will save him from their mobile home. They think gay marriage is wrong, but this guy probably fucks his sister.. He didn't pay attention because his mother was changing in the other room and he was too busy watching her.

  • bill o'Riley is a republican, are you really surprised that he's an uneducated jack ass?

  • @colin9413c ron paul is a republican

  • @colin9413c better than being a democrat and taking all of the hard working peoples money

  • @austincox23 are you a fucking retards? who owns the oil companies? republicans! don't be an uneducated bible beating republican, it makes everyone hate America. and you know what? i don't blame them, throughout my entire life the economy has never been this shitty. you can thank the republicans for that, all they are are a bunch idiots who get their "news" from fox news, which has been shown countless times how unreliable and biased they are. get smarter, because you know nothing.

  • @colin9413c Yeah they do because they are the most wealthy and they worked hard to get to that point. Why don't you democrats get off your lazy asses and do something about it instead of blaming everyone but yourselves about you bad life. Typical democrat lashing out and blaming others for their problems. Yeah the economy is bad but I'm still working my ass off to get through it. What are you doing? Probably sitting on your couch waiting for food stamps.

  • @austincox23 typical republican, the American dream is a lie. you do realize that 40% of our wealth belongs to the top 1%? they own so much of all of our money that we can't even remotely make a good living anymore. maybe you should get off YOUR ass and see what the real problems are. but seeing as how you're a republican you'll just watch fox news and feed into their lies.

  • @colin9413c First off when did I ever say I was republican? I am an AMERICAN. I have my own individual opinions and I don't follow one side or the other. I wouldn't want to be on either side, but definitley not the democratic side. I don't know what your talking about haha I'm living comfortably in a 4,500 sq foot house with my loving family and dinner on the table every night. I think you should stop making excuses and take your own life into your own hands.

  • @colin9413c Whining about it and blaming other people that worked hard for their money won't get you anywhere in life. Your the typical person that will sit there and criticize all the people in power because its an easy way to say its their fault and not yours. They can't magically change the world in a day or even a year. It takes each and every american to pitch in. Fighting about which side is better won't do shit.

  • @austincox23 i have money, that isn't my point. sometimes people have too much money, and because of that the middle and lower class have barely any money. can you honestly sit there and tell me that it's fair for one person to have 8 billion dollars? there should be a cap on how much money one person can have, then it would be fair to the rest of the world. people aren't poor because they're lazy, they're poor because they can't get any money no matter how hard they try.

  • @colin9413c This country was founded on the basis that a man can make something for himself through hard work. Who the hell are you to say it's wrong for someone to have a lot of money? Thank God people like you don't have the ability to make that ridiculous bullshit a reality.

  • @Buttnut105 you're an idiot, and it's people like you that make this country shit. a few get to be rich while millions are left to starve, if you think that is the way this country was meant to be than you must be a dumbass and a republican, those two go hand in hand. this country is such shit because of republicans, nixon, bush and all of those pieces of shits. your name says a lot about how smart you are, and you're not smart enough to have an opinion you nothing.

  • @colin9413c How can you possibly believe it's right for the money and success someone earns and builds, to be taken from them? Even if that did happen as you'd like it to, this is not Robin Hood and that money would go right to heavy-spending democrats to increase the country's debt, not the needy. Clearly though, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're a lazy degenerate and blaming others for the country's problems is a real pussy (& untrue) move. Fucking asshole.

  • @colin9413c Hes a Harvard grad lmao

  • @I9IIEIIYIIEIIS a lot of world elite assholes have graduated from harvard

  • @squattrovt lol?

  • @I9IIEIIYIIEIIS you're an idiot, it's people like you that makes every country hate us. this country is run by corrupt retards and assholes, and its because of uneducated republicans like your self. keep saying "lol" and "lmao" because someone of your IQ shouldn't try to talk about important issues.

  • @I9IIEIIYIIEIIS

    the "uneducated" you are referring to has context, it doesn't literally mean unschooled.

    and 'lmao', really? like you've made a good point or something?

  • @homerfromhelI move along

  • @I9IIEIIYIIEIIS

    move along?

    i hope for your sake your head's got more content than your comments.

  • Dave handled that dude pretty well. How does Bill O'ReallY not got his ass kicked everyday? Is having a monster for a daily,f trusted, fair and balanced media really such a good idea?

  • ive only watched a few interviews with bill o'reily ive never heard of the guy but after watching the lupe fiasco and this one hes a total DICK!

  • aw-kward!

  • FINALLY someone shut that bigoted bastard up. Letterman FTW

  • Destroying a Country and killing thousands of people is a mistake? American evil will come back to haunt americans.

  • Like how every time Letterman owns him, he immediately says "We're really friends"... O'Reilly is a pro at changing the topic.

  • We all love Dave

  • GETEM DAVE

  • It's amazing how everytime bill gets out thought by Letterman, he tries to dial it down and make a joke about how they are friends to cover up how stupid he comes across. Well done Letterman for taking the bigot down.

    However I would like to say it isn't just American soldiers dying, many many innocent Iraqi, Afghani and Pakistani children, women and unarmed men have died.

  • Hey Americans! Help the world out and stop watching this asshole! He will evaporate if you do! I promise!

  • Reilly got served! LOL

  • I am from Sweden and we also have untrustworthy people who do not have morality on TV and just talking shit we put the stop on that kind of people at once. my question is why do not you stop to people like Bill O'Reilly it's like he does everything that people may think it is ok to his countrymen to die. Give him a gun and fight so he may see how it really is. America do something to send back your soldier, it is people who want to earn money on your lives.

  • @MrMario1111 it's media raping the freedom of speech my friend. Whole different ball game from your scandinavian bliss

  • @MrMario1111 People have brought that up. He'll bring out his nephew card who served in Iraq and how nobody else knows the kind of sacrifice 'he' made (by sending his nephew?!?).

  • this man is my hero! *letterman*

  • this man shouldn't be allowed to speak. he makes hitler and stalin seem like decent human beings. bill o reilly is beyond the dumbest/racist fucking idiot i have ever heard spoke on tv

  • David Letterman is quite amusing, very few people in the industry can be as awkward and as dry as him.

  • fuck letterman he only talks cuz he has mouht wtf does he means by solve the problem does he really thinks its that easy to solve a problem what a mother fucker

  • @fastmilion No! dumb ass. Letterman is talking about that nobody can change, or fix, and make stability, in part of that world like, middle east. Nobody can solve the problem because the middle east have been around from the begining of mankind. So!! how the fuck the U.N. is going to fix the middle east by having war.

  • @fastmilion i bet u live in a farm.

  • @a3iano i bet u thought that was a clever comment ^^

  • @fastmilion at least he fucks moms... what about you? Farm animals, i bet!

  • @junkhead27 is he your fucker that u deffend him so much?

  • @fastmilion AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! you're fucking dumb dude! LOL this is the first and only time i defend him... go fuck some farm animals cause you ain't denying that either! hahahahahaha! what a cunt nugget! oh and don't forget to ride Bill's dick while you're at it! LOL fucking tool. Get the fuck outta here with that shit! lmao

  • @junkhead27 funny thing is that im not even a farmer ^^

  • book about sailing haha 72 people bought it unknowingly

  • lol @ David Letterman socks. hahahahahahaha

  • haha fuck him

  • NO, its not an act Bill !!!

  • 1:28 - owned

  • Ironic that the band played "War, (what is it good for)" at the commercial break xD

  • Thank you Dave for putting that little media disinformation whore in his miserable little place. Friends my ass!!!

  • Ahhhh...i love it!!!

  • respect letterman for this.

  • Hitler reincarnation. 

  • SUCK IT BILL!

  • Hats off to Letterman!

  • How do u make cookies

  • I want a book about sailing!

  • O'Reilly is too l loud for anyone's good. But in light of the Arab spring, many of the points he brought up in support of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan appear to be substantiated.

  • Kick his ass Letterman.

  • how does he stay so liberal and lie so well, he should be a Hollywood superstar!

  • That handshake at 3:03 SMH!!!!

  • funny though that the almost 1 million dead iraqis that died as a result of the invasion in Iraq are not mentioned

  • @moee12 Sad how most americans can only see and feel for their own belly button.

  • Wow, Bill O'Reilly just needs someone to toss him

    around and all u get is a dizzy old fart.

    David is the man!

  • Wow! Dave shut him the FUCK up!! LOLL hahahaha