Carlos Mencia - Santa Claus is BLACK!

[jlarch3313]

Santa claus is real! And he's black.

[theT3chbr0th3r5]

Exactly 4 years later and still funny!

[PartyInMyPants415]

@theT3chbr0th3r5 this wasn't filmed 4 years ago it was around 2000 it was uploaded 4 years ago.

[nycpd75]

@RodMunch248 I dont mind him stealing jokes i love his deliveries of each jokes and his expressions

[MrDrewsherbert]

joke: Whats the difference between santa clause and Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

answer: Santa clause only has 3 hos

[chicobar313]

ABOUT TiME THIZ FAGGET IZ FUNNY..

[leginkrik]

Wait a min! This joke was kinda funny. It couldnt be Mencia's.......

[chicobar313]

@leginkrik Thatz wat iM saying, LOL

[MrDrewsherbert]

@leginkrik fuck u

[Mrvegeto123]

Im glad he hasnt called my mom a hoe-hoe-hoe :P

[madgang201]

Didn't Dave Chappelle tell the exact same story except it was, I don't know, a lot funnier than this?

[savaughnabell]

lmao im black and it didnt offend me it was funny as fuck

[Mrvegeto123]

White santa claus: Shhh, dont worry kid i brought you all the presents you asked for ohohoh, merrychristmas

Kid:Gee thnkz santa goodnight

Black santa claus:Ayo im sorry im a couple weeks late, i had some pussy for lunch, and some weed so i could smoke it off,

Kid:Its valintines day!!!

Black santa claus:well fuck you kid!!! You lucky you even gettin presents, you old cracka!! Gee wiz Dawg, where da cookies at?! huh ive been all around the world i need it, o and tell yo mom she a ho-ho-ho

[LighterOfDewbies]

Fuck them cookies...better leave Santa some fried chicken!

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf Does going to comedy videos and patronizing people for making humorous jokes make you feel good about yourself?

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf Excuse me asshole, yes I was making a joke. You come to a comedy video titled "Santa Claus is Black" and expect not to hear any racist jokes? That's like Googling porn then bitching when you get porn. Dumbass. Either you're full of shit or you're fucking retarded - probably both. Chances are you'e either a troll, a PC douchebag, or a black person who cant take a joke about their own race. News flash - you don't like racist jokes, stay away from Carlos Mencia. That simple.

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf The point is if you got offended by racist jokes PERIOD you shouldn't be on this page. Mencia stereotyped a lot more than I did, but somehow he's exempt from your criticism. I'm a troll because I reacted negatively to your bitching? Lol funny, last I remember, it was you who replied to me first, asking me if I felt better about myself for making a joke. History revisionists now aren't we? But no, I must be wrong, because I cursed! Lol you're hilariously pathetic.

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf Nice try champ, but no dice. You're not worth my time.

In the words of Carlos Mencia himself - "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke"

Obviously you take dick, so you should be able to take a joke as well. Gorw some balls and laugh. Later

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokak You might say that, I look even more intelligent next to you. And yeah I make all sorts of jokes with my white friends, and my black friends as well! Nice try sport, A for the effort, but you can't win 'em all.

This is the last time I'm acknowledging your pathetic existence. Good luck taking on all the rest of the commenters on this video.

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf Not angry, just amused lol. You still seem to have this "hold my nose up high and look down on you" attitude. It's pretty cute. And for the record, you can disagree with someone without calling them an idiot or talking down to them like a child. You should try it some time! :P Anyways peace, and good luck filing for your government checks :D

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf Whatever you say bro

[LighterOfDewbies]

@mylokaf Oh look, you're lecturing other people like youre their first grade teacher too lol. Wow

[taker13angel]

makes total sense

[Z3bProductions]

53 ppl are black

[Thejoecross]

haha I'm Black and this shit is funny

[applepie468]

what predictably

[elektrash17]

Like he met 'em xD

[pepon811]

Why people geting mad that he stole jokes? Americans been stiling from the start. If you get mad at me just look it up it is (HISTORY).He is just being american.Like what he does he is super funny.Hope he does new stand up.

[bobeagle007]

prick..

[brentduncan18]

I did that joke first.. he stole that from me that prick

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

lame

[nemzz9st]

mecia stinks

[Trivium336]

GENIUS!!

[spy96]

Santa claus is Finnish, He's definitely white. Too motherfucking cold for black people.

[GuitarheroWWEduh]

PHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.. OMG... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! xDD

[POPJack1717]

I wonder who he stole this joke from.

[Naturepheonix]

HO HO HO!

[gothdude176]

press and hold 8

it looks like he's masturbating xD

[jqp9]

@bradyrussell24 Fuck you, bitch!

[bradyrussell24]

if santa is black...then how come he gives us gifts..instead of steal them?

[ShadowVampireFTW]

@bradyrussell24 Where do you think he gets the gifts?

[lmao no offense to black people. just the ones who steal from Target]

[valericool]

@bradyrussell24 supposed to be a joke? just asking...

[natedaug1]

Damn that is funny.

[TheGizmono]

Santa isnt real?

[diazconias]

@TheGizmono yes he´s, he lives with teletubies in sesame street

[TheMastahG]

45 people were robbed by the real santa

[jruiz94]

Man I'm tired of dis stuff if you dont like mencia dont watch him truth be told da only reason you watch him is to talk shit cuz you actually think that your opinion about him matters...

[tatilatonta]

talkin bouh ho ho ho loooool

[TheJoec2005]

mencia sucks



[Kimmis1990]

I`m not ready for the idea of a black santa claus. that would suck. We wouldnt get our presents till the 28th. 29th. "oh, sorry im late kids" "Santa got caught up with some pussy in Vegas, oh". "I had to sell some toys to get back". Where them cookies at?"

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@Kimmis1990 chappelle right?!

[maya356556]

@Kimmis1990 not all black ppl are like that duh!!!

[Kimmis1990]

@maya356556 Its just a joke. I know not every blacks are like that. Just like not every white man belives in what the KKK stand for.

[csabin17]

@Kimmis1990 Dave Chappelle over everything

[madtodamax]

@Kimmis1990 at least put Dave Chappelle's name when you quote him

[IncDeathCreed]

@Kimmis1990 lmmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[Kimmis1990]

@mylokaf youre saying im stupid? I know he is not real. I Was making a joke. If you dont get that, then you should have been swallowed at conception.

[Kimmis1990]

@mylokaf I ve never been coward. Im white. Im not gonna ignore that. But you have to take something in to your consideration: freedom of speech. I just wrote that santa thing as a joke. The purpose is only to make people laugh. If youre trying to play the race card, its not gonna work on me, cause it has nothing to with you. I always look at individuals. No matter race, religion. Gender or sexual orientation, and i know not all blacks are the stereotypes that we see on TV.

[Kimmis1990]

@mylokaf and you understand the blood and the Crips thing just as much as me. Black people killing each other over gang territory that doesnt even belong to them . its just bullshit.

[mylokaf]

@Kimmis1990 You are so typical.....you are the one who said the stereotype and Im playing the race card....what! Bloods and Crips....the KKK and Skinheads ....whats your point.....oh that was your attempt to show me you are not a prejudice.....whatever.....Im done with you!

[Kimmis1990]

@mylokaf i did not say youre playing the race card, but i dont understadn why youre getting upset with me.

[Kimmis1990]

@mylokaf Dont get at us whos watching this. We`re watching because i belive in Freedom of speech. so should you. Tonight soldiers are dying so people like you and me can have that in this country. Race are bullshit. Person/personality is reality. By the way, dont we have a black president?

[Kimmis1990]

@Kimmis1990 Because i know something most people dont tell: and that is that theres 2-300,000 more black in College than jail, but people dont know that, because media only focus on the negative shit that comes from minorities. I wanna hear about blacks that do everything they can to be A fabric member of American society. But Newscasters wont say anything about that. They wanna talk about "tyrone" who stole a snicers, while George Bush stole the country.

[fallenempireoverdrve]

@Kimmis1990 chris rock

[rkhjd]

how brilliant!! a black santa!!! I am sure no one ever thought of such a great joke!! where the hill does this guy bring his jokes from?!

[spongebeatles]

omg...soo...fnny

[RaulValdovinos]

(no racism intended) but another reason i think he santa claus is black is because he only works one day a year

[krayzeejojo]

@RaulValdovinos LOL good one!

[kellyraye815]

i'm getting a little sick of every damn mencia vid i go to and some asshole mentions him stealing jokes. for one, you can't "steal" a joke if you deliver it in a different way, which is what he's doing. so get off his dick and stop hating

[princesshope77]

lawl!!

WHY DO U THINK HE CUMS DOWN UR CHIMENY TALKIN BOUT HOHOHO!!!LOL

[zarkbot88]

The same people who continue to hate Mencia in 2010 are the same people who wish Justin Bieber got hit by something more dense than a water bottle...i mean, let's face it.

[killamonkey]

Get it? Because he's black!

LAAAWL

[gasfreetech4]

Mencia Seems To See The World For What It Is

[XoXoGlamorousKay]

ho ho ho

[macr0machine]

racism, lol

[ChrisIsOver9000]

Hoe...Hoe....Hoe...

[MrBraddock09]

He ripped off Chapelle here - he rips off funny shit and makes it unfunny -HE SUCKSSSSSSSSSSS -and you know he's half German and his real name is Ned Holness - F'n lame

[yojochode]

@MrBraddock09 and what if his name is Ned? people have nicknames retard, and what if he half german? who cares?

[VKSmovies]

@MrBraddock09 no he didn't reatard chapelle just talked about the guy being fired cause he was black. he never said ANYTHING about a black santa reatard.

[jaminx2x2]

this joke is old carlos stole it. he sucks

[FuckingStanz]

GET OFF THE STAGE.

[puppytrails2121]

@FuckingStanz GET OFF YOUTUBE

[ozonepizza3562]

carlos menstealia stole a bunch of jokes that were never funny to begin with.

[UNKNOW7V]

hey isnt dis from chappelle stand up?

[IMORTAL777]

HAHAHAH LMAO hahahhaha wow hahah santa cluas is black "coming down the chimany say ho ho ho" hahahahaha lmao this guy is funny as hell

[garytech]

Lol I've been watching this for 2 days ... and it still makes me laugh .. btw i'm black lol ... 

[1LadyFlaca]

when other think it. carlos says it (:

[wetbackwerwolf]

carlos needs ALETNIQ that vatos mencia is loco

[krayzeejojo]

How did I know he was gonna say something about sneaking into a stranger's house in the middle of the night LOL

[TeiaBaxter]

im black and i think this shit was soooooooooooooo funny fuck the ones that think it aint funny and think its racist

[2800boy]

@TeiaBaxter

Good to hear that. You take a joke as a joke.

[whowhatwhenwatch]

i am sad now retards dont like mencia because he "steals jokes" yet we ALL LOVE family guy....guess what confirmed they steal jokes aswell LOL

nostalgic critic ftw

[07Warrior13]

Whoever started the stealing joke rumor is a faggot... I want to make my own video of MANY MANY MANY Comedians in the past STARTING WITH RICHARD PRIOR all comedians use material from some other source sometimes..... the kings of comedy had a lot of jokes that RICHARD PRIOR told and nobody went around bitching about them stealing jokes.... Carlos's OWN original material is funny shit people are fucking DE DE DEEE I swear.

[MortalWarz]

YAY!

he uses other peoples jokes and says it in a mexican accent. lol it makes it funnier.

[laneangeln08]

ho ho ho that guy killed me !!

[DamnUSlutz]

LAFF MY DICK OFF!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

[MrNarcko]

LMAO HO HO HOOO

[CopaBleyenhoek]

HO HO HOOO

[mrkku123]

so true

[510raj]

can i ask u guys something y would a black man is mad wen i called him bro over da phone without knowin tht he was black i mean it was funni n jus messed up n we aint talkin about young kid we talkin about a 40+ year old man y ????n m talkin to him wid his name n sir wid all da respect u give a coustmer over da phone

[spyked1]

@510raj coz u aint his mofuckin bro... if u called me sister on the fone... I'd stick my hand in through the digilogue and whack you across the face like that ... pow! Straight into next week! Goddaaaaam... calling a black man brother when you aint black.:)

haha idk... perhaps he didnt like the informality:) perhaps u'll be more formal next time m8:). My buddy penned the first part haha.

[510raj]

@spyked1 i feel ya mayn buh da thing is i didnt new he was black or white indian german wtever he was i didnt new till he was mad @ meh i should have warn meh first n if still i try to dis him after knowin all dat thn hell ya i diserve for him to beat meh up wtever buh this happen wen i didnt new who he was .. i recpect anyone anything long as they got same respect for meh u no wt m sayin

[ozonepizza3562]

yeah carlos mencia isn't funny. Those are jokes that the retarded outcast at school would make and then they would get made fun of for it.

[deonvan]

@ozonepizza3562 he wouldn't be on comedy central then...

[MadHatter3Z3]

Lol! I did not see the end of that joke coming XD...

[greenjack101]

lmao ho ho ho

[loversquote]

HAHA HES SOO FUNNY! i love him!! the ending was hilarious!! "talkn bout ho ho hoo" LOL

[MyAdorable1231]

@saprissa30

at least he iz somebody making money

& u watch his shit and by talking shit about carlos mencia ur making him famous

hater make him famous!

stupid bitch!

[saprissa30]

@MyAdorable1231

you are so ignorant coksucker

i`m never say that i hate that scumbag

so FUCK YOU

[yoiwuzheryo]

Y U THINK HE COMES DOWN YO CHIMNEY TALKN BOUT HO HO HOO~!! xD

[rice1ninja]

ho ho ho XD

[elmasduro1008]

You just spellde it

[losingmymind611]

Oh God, thats kinda racist xD but its funny.

[oreganopeople]

He says the truth it's not racecist I love black white brown and yellow people why can't I laugh at them don't take itself so serious it not like mencia is standing at a podium in washingtont dc wearing a white hood and saying " all u niggers are gonna die" that's racist dude. He's not bombing federal buildings and calling for a holy war Lol laugh bro

[EMajors96]

Ya calm down man he's also racist to mexicans and I'm a Mexican and I don't care he's fuckin funny

[presidentofsomalia]

FUCK Mencia!

HE IS NOT FUNNY JUST RASIST

FUCK HIM

[The305felix]

thats whats funny..

[Richboy219]

How the hell is that racist??? Dude calm down..its just fucking comedy...GEEZ!!!!

[losingmymind611]

Notice how you can't even SPELL racist?

[SinbladeZen]

XD Thats funny

[Senmetsu]

Fuck you Mencia!

[Cheatmaster22]

"Ho, ho, ho"  xD

[pinglauwa]

@Cheatmaster22 Yeah, hahaha I laughed so fucking hard "ho, ho, hooo" =P

[Southwesttwo]

I get it, but it's not that funny.

[fromdilio]

hahaahhah yeah all just a coincidence some how almost all his jokes have been said before

[FrankBlocc]

I love that people are comparing every fucking thing Mencia does, and says someone else did it. MAYBE it's a fucking coincident? Huh? Yeah.

[halliezmandy]

@FrankBlocc I agree 100%

[POPJack1717]

@FrankBlocc No it aint a coincidence, its theft. If u can't see that then you're fuked up just like his so called jokes. I wonder who he stole this joke from??? Won't it george lopez or dave chappelle or kat williams?? Idk but i heard this same exact joke from one of the three.

[mylokaf]

@POPJack1717 Dave Chappelle

[pedinoway2]

@FrankBlocc thats alot of coincident

[BestOfTheBestNumber9]

Wow he actually ripped this right off from Eddie Murphy's skit on an SNL christmas special where he plays santa and says "Me and Santa are very similar, you see, we both like to break into your house late at night"

[dominicangta4]

this makes sence lol

[iTzdaAznJerry]

LMAO!

[IllegalAmigo222]

hahaha

I miss that show Mind of Mencia, Comedy Central fucked up for canceling his shit

[14zup]

From one fellow Mencia fan to another, I'm gonna be honest. I never liked "Mind of Mencia"

The way he delivered all of his material in the first episode, then had to improvise the rest of the season, flop. I enjoy Carlos as much as the next guy, but as a host of his own show, it fuckin sucked.

[amartinez97]

agree

[filfoman]

hahahahahaha !!!

[adamtoumi1992]

it's comdey peapol light'n up !!

[xoOfficialHHxo]

LMAO! thats hella funny!

[Redbull357]

Lame.....

[ProudDominican1]

this funny!!!!!!!!!

[EthioArsonist]

i think dave's version is funnier..

[DaRocker21]

I agree. "Sorry I'm late, Kids. Santa got caught up with some pussy in the North Pole! Now where are 'em milk and cookies?!"

[linux750]

oh that was a good well crafted joke from mencia.

[honeyjones09]

omg yall need ta grow the fuck up

[furryfan420]

turkey claus

[cremefresche]

Ned Holness (aka. carlos mencia) was decapitated in South Park's recent "Fishsticks" episode both literally and careerwise..FAKE ASS WANNABE MEXICAN Mind of Mencia is OVER!!

[cmxsevenfoldxmc]

LMFAO! Carlos Mencia is still the shit. It's sad how all people can do nowadays is bitch about him.

If you can't make it as a comedian, then don't blame it on others. Stop complaining about those who are better than you.

I think this "CarlosMenstealia" kid loves Carlos Mencia. Making a username like that and posting comments that often... Definitely obsessive, if not, homo.

[CarlosMenstealia]

Your a faggot. Not only did you wrongfully assume I'm a homo but more because you watch this homo.

[cmxsevenfoldxmc]

If you really think Carlos Mencia is a homo... You have a bad perception of what a homosexual person is. You sure you're not confused? It's ok, really. Nowadays homophobia is frowned upon. Live life, stop obsessing over people you hate. Get laid. Have fun :)

[MongoMcMichael]

No, you're just closeted. You did admit that you let an older man touch you when you were younger on your user-page, just like you also admitted your desire to have sex with children and dogs.

Nice use of commas in your clauses and the possessive 'your' instead of the contraction 'you're', dumb-ass. No wonder you never finished high school.

[CarlosMenstealia]

No you.

[MongoMcMichael]

Oh, I'm sorry! You didn't say you had sex with a man? I seem to have screen-caps that say otherwise, but clearly your wit has made me seen the light.

Pedo.

[CarlosMenstealia]

I never had sex with a man. You are clearly lying. Who would be stupid enough to say something like that on the internet or even real life?

[MongoMcMichael]

Apparently, you. What was that again on that Bigfoot video about the guy entering your house and sexing you up? Darn! I guess I'm going to have to get that screen-cap up from my hard-drive.

Then again, you might have been trolling, but that would just prove that there's nothing of substance to your character.

Oh, the dilemmas people get into when they post personal shit on the internet!

[CarlosMenstealia]

I wasn't trolling and I didn't write that. It was my little cousin.

[MongoMcMichael]

You mean even your family hates you and believes you were molested?

Your life is balls.

[MedievalManIII]

why do you imply homosexuals are stupid?

[CarlosMenstealia]

The only reason you would be offended is because you are indeed a homosexual.

[MedievalManIII]

again, judging from your comments, you're still obsessed with homosexuality. which really ties into that "one more thing" that i've just brought up