Dance, Divorce, and Deflower

[SuperSavageMuffin]

Titles a alliteration

[Scarecrow545]

That crucial dot com pre-vid advertisement was the most epic commercial I've ever seen, anyone else get it? Hahah

[thatmanonthemoonable]

hey how do i email woody about things i want to ask him?

[LordHam5]

cover your willy before you get silly



[noodlesmcderpington]

14 in germany!

[250ICOW]

Is he asian?

[BoomTheKiller]

@250ICOW No



[EmModders]

@CBilly91 says the guy whos probably 25 and a virgin

[EmModders]

legal sex at 16 in the uk? pce out america

[Scarecrow545]

@EmModders

Haha, word bro

[Czed93]

15 in Sweden ;)

[CBilly91]

@EmModders 100% chance you don't get laid even before your 30th bday

[Heiryuu]

@EmModders it's 14 in some parts of Japan.

[aidenWTFtaylor]

@EmModders HA!

[MrChrisssssyG]

i go on your page and it cnt pm u :( how do i do it?

[starwarslego123]

This is the stuff that I'm going to use later in my life.

[firefurzz]

I. Love. Mail. Monday.

[garatinamaster]

@WoodysGamertag hey woody I've been watching your videos a lot lately. I have a serious problem Im hated by everyone friends, family, and others I feel like I am going into a depression and I don't know what to do I've have thoughts of suicide all the time my grades are horrible. If you can help me thanks!

P.S I think you can help me out.

[DrChrispocalypse]

@garatinamaster tell your frends how that your thinking of suicide and if they dont care, get some new frends this has happened to me before if oyu tell your parents how you feel they'll probably be supotive

[MadMarcusProductionz]

Pros

Canada -Nice people, low crime rate, bunch of snow activites.

Hong kong - easy women (if your american), lots of Chinese food, haha.

Choose up.

[DrChrispocalypse]

@MadMarcusProductionz fuck you this is not funny

[MadMarcusProductionz]

@DrChrispocalypse Calm down buddy... jesus christ, I know its a hard decision. Its fucking youtube, I can make a joke if I want.

[dzastahjr]

did that kid ever answer back? 

[chesney121]

I thought this was a new episode and was like 'same questions, videos and commentary!?'...then I checked the date.

[blackflag1011]

when my parents got divorced, I turned to good ol' maryjane

[BobjumpA]

my parents are divorcing but the problem isnt like this

[chipbag8]

I would personally ask to live with my aunt, or someone else who loves me, especially if the parents are in different ends of the world

[AsianFan111]

This video is so great, I'm proud to see the direction that the series is going in.

[Skyhook311]

I don't know about you guys but I would not be able to make that decision, seriously I feel for that kid

[cKo0cz]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeee the seeeconnnnnnd mailllll wassss probaly a CHINESE/ ASIAN WHOOWHOOWHOO

[iTacFlip]

no erection without protection

[Teaman38]

@iTacFlip Then your masterbation costs

[AlexLong1000]

@iTacFlip What, even masturbation? xD

[youngwoo1010]

your parents r divorced

[youngwoo1010]

wow, so deaths from trying to place claymores

[birtishcow]

im 15 my parents divorced at 4 and live and hour apart. i feel bad for this guy

[TheCorndog125]

it happened 2 me when i was 5. so i idnt make the wrong choice

[jhop4life]

my mom left my dad when i was 9 and she blamed me for hating her now when what she did was way too fucked up

[XxDemoNMuffiNxX]

@DUDE5365 its like this ( . Y . )

[C0DSNIP3R]

This guys divorce situation makes me feel soo lucky because my parents are divorced too, but live in the same neighborhood.

[windowfloor2345342]

@C0DSNIP3R Your really lucky then mine live about 2 hours away

[CleverMiner]

hey, how do i send him a message, Xbox? FaceBook? or what if someone could reply quickly i would appreciate it..

[fanoffdomino5]

@CleverMiner via youtube pm message thingy

[jode3465]

@CleverMiner sorry that i couldn't do the quickly part.

send to his youtube inbox a few times. make sure to send your message a few times. like try once every 10 minutes for a little bit.

facebook might work probobly won't

Xbox is a good idea... assuming you have an xbox keyboard.

twitter is maybe your best shot.

twitter is like celeberaty facebook

[bobdude678]

I know this isn't about the gameplay but did anyone notice the score was 201-200?

[timmy18ification]

LOOOOL turn on captions and read the one at 9:24

[teebone593]

if it means anything, i went through a similar situation with my parents. i lived with my mom and it was the best thing that could have happened in that situation

[Diptardable]

Ha Woody is the only guy to go to for sex advice xD

[jamesO4E123]

i wish i saw these before my first dance

[Zb5141]

the divorce thing happened to me when i was twelve and then they got back togther .... but now its happening again and now i defenetly know enough facts to choose  which parrent to stay with

[natemancool90]

he said groove *giggle*

[ElizabethMm315855]

I beg to differ! I am a girl, and I watch most if not all of the mature, English speaking MW3 commentators! :3

[imTazmanian]

Do somebody know how to send something in to Mail Monday?

[Mrtopgamer11]

@imTazmanian just right it here or private msg

[LoLBlTCH]

retardly long 2nd question.. -.-

[Redo97]

Woody died a lot

[sabulba57]

mail mondays twice a week? so I wanna know how you get 2 mondays a week, cuz i could always use another day

[Tyson007ian]

@sabulba57 man your comment made my day jajaajajaj yes i had a really boring day and this was so hilarious i didnt realize that little fact jajajajajaaj i would also like to know his secret of how to get 2 mondays in a week to make the same trick with the fridays!! jajajajajajajaj THUMBS UP TO YOUR COMMENT!!

[sabulba57]

@Tyson007ian = P

[TheKlayfish]

what is woody's email i need advice ?

[Bipohlar]

@TheKlayfish You PM his channel

[benjag888]

Wow, many of you out there dont realize how lucky you have itt. Just think about how hard other people have it,

[DillonHansen36]

woody your Youtubes Dr. Drew For sure!!!

[ThermoNuclearWaffles]

It always makes me so happy that my parents have been together for 24 fucking years lol

[queenz345]

Raywilliamjohnson and woody are the best youtubers of all time like if you agree

[Swittzer09]

@queenz345 rwj sucks, woody is top

[OhhShukzz]

Do more than 1 please!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewicked76]

please reply what was the dance move?

[muchablesalad]

new yt buffers soooo mcuh it sucks balls

[Aaronisbeastly5]

sounds like that dude is a man whore

[tarekk89]

Where can i ask a questionn...?

i have an interesting one..

[supersoniche]

@tarekk89 send him a message with the subject line "Mail Monday"

[DeMoN5377]

one think I SUCK THE BIG ONE at dancing!

[REACH491]

40?

[wierddude132]

wat does resent mean :\

[josephcreed13]

@wierddude132 its like hate 

[KBNgaming1]

Tips for sex? Make her say your name!!

[Fatcowonabus]

woody has a podcast? what is it called?

[xBanzaiBananax]

@Fatcowonabus Painkiller already, he does it with wings of redemption, onslaugh7 and other people like onlyusemeblade

[josephcreed13]

@Fatcowonabus painkiller alrdy

[nmomy115]

dammit i have a boner

[TheKittyMcfartface]

@nmomy115 da ef

[gobbo777]

No Kid should have to make that choice.

[uSecretlover13]

@gobbo777

I´m agree.

[DesiireaF]

@gobbo777 i have to also..

[DrChrispocalypse]

@gobbo777 ive had to i nealy killed myself before i made the choose

[ScavangerHDvideo]

If you are a GUY And a ONLY child,i wouldn't pick my mom,even though she supports me,cares about me and pushes me in life,but keep in mind that you that there is going to be a lot of your moms friends,who will kinda spoil you.If i were with my dad i would kinda be doing better in school,and wouldn't be spoiled this much,wouldn't want anything for free,would probably have a job right now because my dad couldn't provide me with all things i have in life now.

[xMoDzPRODIGY]

nobody cares, ur dad, and just do it

[267gamer]

whats march madness

[Tmack22222]

@267gamer......i feel sorry for you

[ErnestoS17]

@267gamer It's over now but it was kind of like a tournament with commentators that played cod and commentated to see who was a better commentator.

[Usoonshalldie]

LOL woody u got owned by napalm 3 times in 45 seconds

[Corkz00]

Fckin Verizon 4g ads every video annoying as a motor but worth the wait awesome vid woody!

[MrHjld]

240p...still loading

[iClicktele]

I saw your emblem, and said aloud, "Wanna get high?"

[miamibeach004]

For me, dancing is easy: DONT. Im 14 and 6'2 so i look pretty awkward when my moves set the dance floor ablaze lol

[supersnke1]

@miamibeach004 I know exactly how you feel

im 16 and 6'4 and very awkward on the dance floor

[TheSunnyThree]

@supersnke1 15 6'5 160 dating a 5'2 girl. feel both your pains.

[miamibeach004]

@supersnke1 But hey, at least we got basketball scholarships in the bag right?

[supersnke1]

@miamibeach004 basketball or volleyball

[miamibeach004]

@supersnke1 Yea i play both lol

[mindmaster323]

@supersnke1 wow im 14 and 4 inches shorter than you. cant dance at all. i even try to avoid dance class at all costs

[ihatesmokeys]

lube hehe

[Pillsbury52395]

and where a fuckin condom too

[random32198]

@Pillsbury52395 wrong type of "where"

[TheImperfectPlayer]

8:09 YEA!!!! knife that mofo

[SKAProductionsCrew]

Alright, Woody, you sound pretty good about the last one... But, condoms, since they also make her know she's safe and there is a VERY low chance of pregnancy, it'll help her get into it and loosen up, and just be... well, easier for the big O.

[jammingboy1]

Woody is my second dad :)

[nosamnosam123]

@jammingboy1 Woody Is my only dad... :,(

[al2699]

@jammingboy1 hes my first

[randomdude8158]

I LIVE IN HONG KONG :D

[narutomodernwarfare]

i didnt no u had to sign up to be a parent, jk, i actually feel bad for the guy

[LARPDuDe]

In my country you can have sex when your 14 but they want to rase it to 16.

[TheElvemageFGamingCL]

@LARPDuDe i would agree

[LARPDuDe]

@TheElvemageFGamingCL What do you mean by that?The raising to 16?

[TheElvemageFGamingCL]

@LARPDuDe yes

[TheL0ngRanger]

201-200 wtf?

[SanchezMeza8]

@TheL0ngRanger i once got a tie on domination im not lieing

[BananaOwn]

I actually believed you when you brought up that dancing part. :P I guess I'm gonna try your dance moves anyways. :D

[MagMaster125]

rock the boat, don't tip the boat over.....what, insensitive?

[theseamusexperience]

2:58 lol

[pcsiva]

10:46 i was like "oh woody you should have thrown the semtex to C" but then I saw the 4 enemies wearing Flak Jacket O_O

[lee12315]

definitely my favorite commentator!!

[DoseSickKidz]

12:05 I Thought Was A Firework lol

[P3NN4Z]

1 + sub

[silverwing549]

Hey thanks for reminding me to like the video near the end of it because I always forget to do so and we really do like the video.

[silverwing549]

Why does anyone even bother disliking this haters these days jeez

[JAAshard]

ummm brother of 9 watches this and he's talking about sex, condoms and lube.

[Sulfersayer]

damn dude. you get into it. Love your shit though. Your a great personality and i think your doing great work man.

Im a new sub.

[KaelanFournierTV]

The guy should pick his mom.

[1richardkyle]

Hey woody, my parents are split up and live in two different city's. I have been living with my dad for the majority of my life since my mother left when I was 7. I am now 14 and my parents have now forced a difficult decision upon me which is to choose where I am going to live for the rest of my high school career Admittedly I have most of my friends were my dad lives and not to many where my mum lives but I can always make more. I would appreciate some help on this one if you have any addvice

[MrTurtleslayer]

Ugh I need some help Woody.. the girl of dreams has a boyfriend who treats her like complete shit and I want her so bad.. all of her friends want her dating me but she just doesnt know what to do. Should I stop trying to get her and move on or should I keep trying..? Another problem I have is people telling me to just die.. how should I react to these people? Usually I just react in shock. If you could help me through this I would so grateful.

[joseph4t]

anyone can answer this for me, i just really need some help,

well il keep it short, i go out with this girl, who crys fairly often, and it doesnt bother me at all, she has alot of problems with home, but MY problem is, i am a really bad comforter, i just need some tips

[ps31v1zzzzz]

your the Dr.Phil of gameing

[tuck752ownzu]

i know the gameplay isnt important but did u ever get annoyed by the guy with the shotgun?

[Ffsrandomname]

@Marzell765 Rofl'ed

[alexwoffle2]

That 13 year old kid is very smart, actually thinking about how his mum would offer stability in his life :L.

[fspopshovit]

@alexwoffle2 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing..

[yevgeniy60]

@alexwoffle2 Exacly whaat i though

[gabrielhuanosto]

@alexwoffle2 for reals,..when i was 13 idid not talk like tht lol hes intellectualy in depth which is good,..iguess canadian schools teach well for an early age

[alexwoffle2]

@gabrielhuanosto Possibly, I'd say he had intelligent parents.

[gabrielhuanosto]

@alexwoffle2 true true :3

[alexwoffle2]

@gabrielhuanosto (:

[gabrielhuanosto]

@alexwoffle2 xD

[NoobyVids4U]

plz stop using summit in your comentaries

[PURE2DEATH]

the last part was a little inapropriate lol

[TheGamerX99]

the divorce story made me cry :(

[tdafan1111]

is this video in 3D

[DasNovaBoi]

"..clean up afterwards..." wow thats graphic. lol

[TheNuclearBananaa]

@slushieslurper86 Your supposed to private message it to him dude.

[TheJJKvideos]

in the back of a pick up truck? Woody you dog ;)

[kuntekinte2009]

Lmao from lube to nice game back to lube

[AtomicLameness]

Woooaaaaaaah 12:34..... 1234!!!!

[militia2121]

wooooooooaaaaaaaaah so tired now

[caasimun]

girls love ppl who dance, bust a move guy, even though its a tap tap clap it will do, she'll be all over you

[allstar183and2]

pop the cherry son



[rmsk813]

what was the dance move??



[mrdwarfclan]

the person who is looking to get some dont be suprised if it gets .... bloody.

[Seppala864]

CMM went to July.

[cowlik1721]

Woody? Will you educate me to Douglas?