*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 2

[DOUGLA192]

LOL Alucard cause High School of the Dead!!

Get your jobs 100% DONE DAMMIT!! XD

[M8E8L]

What was the song that Alucard was blaring at Integra during the opening?

[DerekDerp]

haha, Only just noticed that Alucard's 'mission in Japan' was a shot from Highschool of the Dead - I like the implications there

[shadamyluffa123]

i watched this then at school i zoned out. My teacher called on me but i hadn't answered. she then asked me " What made me zone out?" all i said was " I don't give a shit, i don't give a fuck, now if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit, so i dont give a-" and my teacher proceeded with calling my name loudly. "____, SUCH LANGUAGE. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!" and i just said "Fuck you thats how." And so now im suspended from school. TOTALLY WORTH IT.

[00paincakes00]

haven't seen it yet, but at least one of these comments says "bitch i eat people!'

[D4rK3mO]

He makes one every Halloween so u have to wait

[ManWithEgo]

I bet he doesn't like the man who created stairs either.

[carter4171]

Love the Butler.

[WeMakeVids98]

Funniest parody ever

"Say it right or I'll shoot you in your other testical"

LOL

[magibubu]

anybody know the name of the song at 08:17 ?

[SamFischer1000]

9:08 creepier than everything else in the fucking series

[greenpeach20]

You know, in Asshole #3 and 4's defense, $20,000 for a Candi is a little obnoxious.

[jdburge17]

keep reading or i shoot the other testicle lol gresomely epic

[yani12345678910]

MAKE ONE MORE PLZ IM BEGIN YOU.YOU PROTESTED FUCK BUCKET

[lifegt1]

repe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[TheLCosgrave]

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!

[jdburge17]

@TheLCosgrave AND BLONDE WANNA BE DEMI-GOD BITCHES

[Papadragon18]

I love how you managed to make Jan's messege to the Round Table even more disturbing than in the actuall series...

[mixmasteredd]

ya Protestant fuck-bucket...

[supersonicbro]

@TLangas what portal reference?

[Iucari0]

"if i could just get up the stairs i... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw fuck"

best bit imo

[supersonicbro]

@TLangus what portal reference?

[TLangas]

I would love to quote my favororite parts, but I would have to quote the whole video.

Love the Portal reference.

[shikinoba]

"release restrictions to level one."

"level what now?!"

[shikinoba]

"the ones who sent me were.........NAZIS....."

"i heard george lucus. anybody else here george lucus?"

"i heard miami heat..."

"i heard the motley crew with mah vampire hearin'..."

god i love these lines!

[ravensharpe]

This vid... ! I like it! More! *smashes coffee cup onto floor*

[tjontario100]

It's attractive when the police girl is in a blood rage (red eyes)

[000nocomment]

Alucard- "Bet you I'm right"

Integra- "Bet you your wrong"

Alucard- "Bet you you're a skank"

Integra- "Bet you you're an asshole"

Alucard- "BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!"

[Animefreak18241]

Could someone PLEEEEAAAZZZ tell me the name of the song that plays at :55? When alucard says BORING I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! I looked at the list in the description and it's not there :(

[dududu9531]

Keep reading or I shoot the other TESTICLE!

XD

[BLaaze430]

Whats the song at the title i can't seem to find it?

[AidsRanger]

HA HA, i dnt know who else got the high school of the dead reference bu that would be awesome of TFS did that series next

[Pyro5139]

LOL how could anyone record that Epic Meal Time without cracking the fuck up

[DeadBabiesRpro]

Oh you dirty bitch work the shaft!

Oh I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone is, Sucking my dick!

[Spyattack45]

I got you're arm. So shove it up you're ass 11:18

[shadow5041]

i wish for a episode 3... i can do 'perfect cell's voice from dbz and gir from invader zim, i shit you not! i can give you a voice sample.

[magibubu]

plz make more of these,love your work

[eggplantTVC]

this is the only reason i look forward to Halloween anymore

[fantasygirl902]

i love the line "bet your a skank" "bet your an asshole" "bitch i eat people" rofl.

[matthewraser]

WOW usually fan subs are the worst pieces of shit ever, but not only is the voicing in this really good but the humor is really funny as well.

VERY WELL DONE DRACO!

[Mastrubatoryi]

14:32 BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!

[TakashiXzero]

alucard: you were talking all that good shit a second ago!

Boondocks Reference ftw

[goosfraba1324]

@Emanfox333

Haha yeah best part ever

[MattTheMachineDay]

"And all of the sexual harassment"

".........I'm not apologizing"

Love it

[Emanfox333]

11:45 i like that song

[Emanfox333]

6:08 i like this guy that is so fucking pricless oh man i wish i could of seen his face

[cartmicah3]

This is fucking awesome I want so much more of this.

[FromHellDesigns]

Alucard: right here on Epic Meal Time; I'm the Sauce Boss and tonight we're eating this blonde wannabe demi-god bitch. XD

[megamanzax]

OK SO after a very long time i have counted 86 times they say fuck, shit and so on BEGIN THE DRINKING GAME!

[rageingshenron]

That's the kinda talk where you know the guys pissed...

[TheHoodyninja]

I did a survey at school, and only 4 of the 22 girls i asked said they did not like cannons.

Conclusion:

Bitches love cannons.

[napalmbom32]

Hey sport go get dady another drink.

[Spyattack45]

So am I and I'm falling and I'm sorry for that it because I'm so Agitated because this small little shit crawled in my room breaking I'm 70in plasma tv and he's falling to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father

[Spyattack45]

People say that when you have a tv it makes u violent well not having my tv is really making me violent

[partyguy10]

The voice of Yan is spot on.

[xENxFitz]

Episode 3 will be coming out in November 2012.

[TLangas]

@xENxFitz So far away, but I'm sure it will be worth every second.

[megamanzax]

HI

[whatshesaid84]

I heard the Motley crew with my Vampire hearing

[COMFYSOCKZ]

Whenever I saw Jake laughing I was LMAO!!

[RandomHero845]

moral is, dont break alucards tv.....



[TheSuperteen13]

Oh man this shit is priceless

[AJweathersby]

0:23 LOL Highschool of the dead reference! It'd be badass if Alucard actually showed up there!

[n8vemedia]

is any of this from the original??

[LoliCritic]

sup bitch.

[PureS0urce]

the one who sent me was Nazis. Grammerz.

[that1guy322]

That was a 70 inch Plasma Screen TV....

[rosegurl12]

I love this. Lol

[bambamkim2120]

"bitches love cannons."

BOOM!

"oh shit that's an anti-tank rifle...."

sudden realization

"OH SHIT THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!!"

[JsonRulez]

@bambamkim2120 my favorite part. xD

[Suodemon]

This show seems to be a Halloween release special. Their royal fucking of DBZ must finish first.

[MistaTamilan]

That was fucking awesome!!!

[Shikamaru1801]

13:41 GEVE ME A HUG >:D

[Mandemon1990]

Please please please pretty please make 3rd episode!

[spacemarinehero123]

wich one of the songs is playn when Walter does his classy speech?!?!?!

[TurboTobyTurnerTwin]

No episode 3 eh... reninds me of Gabe Newell

[abeerbeer1]

99....point 9 percent done

[trueforge2]

More cuz bitches like cannon's

[Phoenixknight203]

so how long will episode 3 come out because i been waiting for 5 month for it to come out

[shoutingchief]

Best fucking show ever. Please make another one.

[Ripbeats1994]

49 bitches don't like cannons

[SenialHobo]

cool story bro

[Saturos007]

WeeklyTubeShow, the voice of Walter in this dub, is outstanding. If you haven't watched his dubs you don't know what you're missing.

[deadmaster1111]

13:03 alucard kind of sounded like nappa

[djexams]

@deadmaster1111 because the guy who has dubbed this has also dubbed nappa in dbz abridged series

[Soulcalibar41]

Locked in the basement? Hmm... deja vu.

[innfallbuske]

Did you get give me a hug from kuriboh or dud he get it from you?

[omgabanna]

Shut up and take our money!

[WJR1720]

Alucard: Give me a HUG!

Luke: Re-Really?

*Alucard smiles as his demons go after him*

[barrettjohn56]

GET THAT BITCH A CANON BITCHES LOVE CANONS

[napalmbom32]

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!

[TheHoodyninja]

I lost it at the hotd clip



[napalmbom32]

All the sexual harrasment clauses....i will not apologise...

[bigkuma1990]

49 ppl was a blond demigod bitch.

[himissatan]

There's no mention for Dethklok - Bloodlines in the songs list! *Le disappoint*

[WJR1720]

Luke: I am a demi-god!

Alucard: really?

Luke: really!

Alucard: really?

Luke: really!

Alucard: Really!?

Luke:Really!

Alucard: Release restraint Level 1

Luke: level what?

[jdburge17]

@WJR1720 lol give me a hug

[jdburge17]

@jdburge17 AND BITCH I EAT PEOPLE

[rageingshenron]

@WJR1720 where here on epic meal time. im sauce boss... and tonight, where eating this blond lil wana-be demigod BITCH!!!!

[WJR1720]

*Explosion*

Alucard: That was a 70" plasma screen TV... Tch.. So how can I help you..

[Nekosierra]

Alacard: BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!

Me: Eat me out next then!

[JaySweetZ]

Oh, you dirty bitch, WORK THE SHAFT!!!!

I died at that part.

[Cipher158]

I love this oh so much, BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!

[ZetamoonAmos]

Tally HO!

I am sorry, I had to stop it I was laughing to hard

Again another great job with this!

[hippy4music]

this is the real epic meal time

[SilverSonic202]

Ha ha. High School of the Dead was Alucard's fault. :D

[AngelIriePanda]

Takahata makes such an awesome alucard~I love it!!! whens the next episode coming out OwO

Hehe...

"You dirty bitch work the shaft!"

"Oh im sorry,.See heh i love to dirty talk when someones SUCKING MY DICK"

[youmamma789]

49 people didint make up the stairs and needs a hug

[DesertThieves]

@HakkaisRilan hae men, AM NID GOATSE plis plis?? ?? HUEUaHAUEHuAEUhAUEhAEUhAEUHaUH­aUEhUAhuAeHUAeUHaUEhaEUhAUEhAU­ehUAehAEUhaUehAUEhUAEHUaUhAUhU­HAhuaeUHeAUhAUhAUHaUhUAhUAHUEU­aHAUEHuAEUhAUEhAEUhAEUHaUHaUEh­UAhuAeHUAeUHaUEhaEUhAUEhAUehUA­ehAEUhaUehAUEhUAEHUaUhAUhUHAhu­aeUHeAUhAUhAUHaUhUAhUAHUEUaHAU­EHuAEUhAUEhAEUhAEUHaUHaUEhUAhu­AeHUAeUHaUEhaEUhAUEhAUehUAehAE­UhaUehAUEhUAEHUaUhAUhUHAhuaeUH­eAUhAUhAUHaUhUAhUAHUEUaHAUEHuA­EUhAUEhAEUhAEUHaUHaUEhUAhuAeHU­AeUHaUEhaEUhAUEhAUehUAehAEUhaU­ehAUEhUAEHUaU

[ryuugan1444]

Robo Cop 3:47

That poor bastard...

[iamwhoiam0193]

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!! i can't wait to use that one!

[gringo335]

@iamwhoiam0193 Every day. xD

[xx3070]

lol at around 6:24 if you look at the telephone one of the keys is missing. :D

[xx3070]

The numbers on her phone at the beginning are arranged upside down...

[DoxIxHAVExTo]

and now I'm on FUCKING FIRE!! :D

[tiltaz02]

Shut up and take our money

[tiltaz02]

Shut up and take our money

[mynamesnotdan]

49 people didn't work the shaft

[jdburge17]

@mynamesnotdan THEY ALSO WASNT DIRY BITCHES LOL

[zoe87192]

Nazissssss.....

[that1dude400]

for the love of everything evil and funny please make more ive heard BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!! so many times now

[Saturos007]

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE

(couldn't ask for a better closing line)

[neonthehedgehog18]

8:30 LOLZ

[TheUnholyCleric]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS MAKE MORE

[99dragonstalker]

Watch dbz tfs abridge

[TheAwesome117]

10:49-11:00 at this point I fell out of my chair and had a myself a mental breakdown of laughter.

[AJweathersby]

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!

[guntotingtomcat]

This is amazing!! More TFS Hellsing, u guise!!

[kmaple9]

This guy is a genius. No complaints.

[EpiclyLost]

this time on epicmealtime, im the sauce boss, and tonight were eating this demi-god bitch

[Trivious89]

Uh ya that oh ya just give me a second.......Oh ya its ghouls definitly definitly ghou....OH GOD!

[brainflash1]

2:04 Oh hi Yahtzee, I didn't know you were dead

[Whiteflame45]

Adventure time, c'mon grab your friends, well go to very distant lands. With Jake the dog and Finn the human, the fun never ends, adventure time!!!

I think I got that all right.... But very good episode!!!! Please make the next one soon!!!!

[BRAVEvesperia1928]

MAKE MOREEEE PLEASEEE !!!!!!!!

[kittykitty101001]

Hellsing OVA EP 9 IS OUT GUYS AND ITS EFFING AWSOME

[FalseDerek]

hit me, fight me, GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!!

[buttononafedora]

It's the Hellsing Abridged Drinking Game.

Take a drink every time someone swears.

(You'll be dead by the third minute.)

Good Luck, <3

[Americanbadashh]

@buttononafedora

I counted I think this is somewhere between 70-80 drinks by the end

[grimcelticfrost121]

@buttononafedora tried it last night. Went through 3 bottles of miller highlife in less than 2 minutes..

[ElJAsok]

@buttononafedora between 11:32 and 11:40 is an OD by itself

[BobyChanMan]

@buttononafedora That's only 7 drinks

[BobyChanMan]

@buttononafedora More like start the game when the two other guys get there.

[ChaosDarkWolf13]

this actually is pretty acurate to the show. surprisingly.

[pouj4000]

protestant fuck bucket

[SilverEyedAngel1]

12:50

[SilverEyedAngel1]

lol at 2:50



[Trivious89]

I want more!!!!

[THUNDERGUN777]

@gorlack2231 But with less symbolism and more of my penis in your vagina...

[Joshua5003]

I love how the abridged series is somehow even more awesome than it's abridging (see 8:12 - 9:07,

[Lycan4425]

The funny part is that this is more likely how it'd happen than the real version.

[MattAlexWatson]

Boondocks reference ftw.

[Darklight18818]

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE

[XxXdarkestwhisperXxX]

my friend and i loooove this when we talk we ricite the lines cause we have them memorized from watching it so much xD

[taa347]

This is amazing. Just have to say right around where he said not having his tv is making him violent, I distinctly heard Nappa xD

[ROOKI3LINKX]

Even though the viagra joke is old, this made it funny because of how you voice that guy :)

[TheMustangKateer]

I've lost count of how many times I've watched it. Just wanted to say, the voice acting in all these series are fantastic! I almost prefer this to the original.

[icycobra13]

bitches love cannons. :D

[gorlack2231]

"I heard Motley Crew with my Vampire-Hearing." The voice actress for Seras made her sound so hot.....I'd f**k the red right out of those eyes.

[MasterSnake820]

That was a 70" plasma screen TV... So how can I help you?

[tjontario100]

Make new vid SOON!!!!!!!!!

[strawhat2324]

shut up and take our money!!

[criminals112]

WE WANT MOOOORE!!! :D

[Killerblade105]

BITCH I EAT POEPLE!!!!!!!!!

[BobyChanMan]

Bet you you're a s skank

[TheQ774]

@HakkaisRilan Dude they come out once a year at youmacon

[zenosaiga]

Does anyone else really like the Zerg building noises they used for Alucards demonization?

[ryan033093]

This shit is fuckin great!!!!

[Flyguy779]

hey im not protestand i have no official religion

[ShawnyBoyKrump]

Carmen Sandiego FTW!

[Sheecacaa3]

@HakkaisRilan Probably it'll be released next Halloween. Look at the dates of this and the first one.