The Room - Oh, Hi (insert name here)

[GoreyOr]

I think the reoccurring phrase "oh, hi" in this film is metaphorical for how everybody was high in the making of the film.

[fashnek]

no "hi doggie"?

[OMGanimator93]

oh hi gun barrowl

[kissfan7]

11 people need to put their stupid comments in their pockets.

[AwesomeMiddleVidz]

Oh, Hi Spaghetti Pasta Monster

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

Oh hi Gun Barwoll.

[thegamer549]

johnny goes to heaven "oh, hi god"

[MrKay0]

Hi Babe

[Schizima]

a lot of people got hi making this film

[sirable1]

Oh hi people

[Thekandy]

Oh hai comments.

[mrnewswoman]

i'm writing a script. It's my greatest screenplay fear that it'll suck like this one.

[alexkidd3d]

@mrnewswoman It probably needs more people saying 'oh hai'

[dannicron]

mhh the room youtube clips are downloading quite slowly. maybe the wires are struggling to transmit this huge pile of infested crap? ;)

[BiGSNaKeAwEsOmE]

Where's Hi doggy?? :( xP

[TruenoandLevin86]

Thanks to this movie I always say "Oh hi _____"

[btc430]

0:26 "oh hey pe-er"

[MrJohnnyWiseau]

Oh hi Oscar!

[cakestalker]

no hi doggie :(

[gmazing]

the one at 0:18 is the best, very sneaky. He says it with a flat, American accent, then goes right back to Borat/Walken voice...for anyone who needs convincing that Tommy was just fucking with all of us.

[XZoneCiderpowered]

needs the BAAAAAI at the end.

[redjed100]

N-h-h-o he is totally not. He over-acts.

[WishesSailorMoon]

She's actually really pretty.

[TheSilentAssasain]

I like how at 0:16 how he is automatically mentally prepared to say hi to mike

[Bobzeaux]

I made a pirated DVD of this just so I could hear it with the Rifftrax commentary, and every chapter of it starts with "Oh hai". *lol*

[narfire214]

O HAI

[TheLostProphecies]

hit 7 over and over : HEAD DANCE !

[TheRealEzzy]

Hit 2 over and over

[isabiggles1]

hai beeeeb.

[MsHeatherglenn]

oh hai!

[elvaelvirababe]

she might say he's her favorite customer for appearances, but if you PRESS 3 repeatedly, she says eww to his face~

[noisepuppet]

Oh hai pistol *BLAM*

[SosukoDaynex]

From that 1st "HI BABE!" you immediately know what kind of movie you're in for.

[BHE396]

Nooooooo! The last scene is missing the very best part:

It goes: "Oh HI Claudette... [awkward pause] ... Byyye!"

[arnoldt14]

0:06 Johnny: Oh Hi Denny... *fucking cock block*

[willylagos]

0:16 haha holy fuck, that scene is so bad acted

[Mist27]

I can't stop pressing 2.

[MagicAccent]

Oh my god.. It's like Schwarzenegger with a speech impediment doing a Christopher Walker impersonation...

[Sylar03]

You say "goodbye" and I say "Oh hai!" I don't know why you said "goodbye," I say "Oh hai!"

[sussex113]

'oh hi......... Claudette?...'

[CZRXCZR]

10 people are rude because they dislike greeting people.

[atomichead777]

aww, he never says "bye" :(

[RkivUnderground]

It's a crime not to have "Hi, doggie" in there.

[mancreep]

No hi doggie? Aw fuck this vid. In its ass.

[helloppl408]

guess what state jonnie lives in

ohio

[TheDeadPlayers]

@helloppl408 That was just epic, thumbs up!

[yan008]

@helloppl408 LMAO xD

[seanowbo]

@helloppl408 REALLY??? :DD i live there

[theblitz8]

@helloppl408 OH HAI O

[LoafOfPint]

Why is it called 'The Room' anyway? I assume they mean the lounge of his house but most of it takes place in other rooms or locations anyway. 'The Roof' would have been more apropos because that's where a lot of the action takes place. "Hi Doggy" definitely should have been in this is well.

[SodaPopElectric]

everyone's always so surprised to see their friends

[link000000]

OH HAI RANDOM PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE!

[hotpink910]

@link000000 oh hai link000000! (5 months late sorry) lol

[link000000]

@hotpink910 Oh hai lets go eat HUH?

[hotpink910]

@link000000 sure "huh" sounds good! lol anyways hows your sex life?

[subkontrabasklarinet]

8 people are too hi.

[mario0318]

You could end this clip with that last part where he immediately says "Bye!"

[RandomVideoDepot]

Why is everyone so surprised to see eachother? Oh hi, like I wasn't expecting you and/or have seen you in a long time. Oh hi toothbrush. Oh hi milk. Oh hi youtube.

[Russaldo13]

oh hey pee rrr

[buck62sugar]

This is bullshitI did Naht watch another The Room clip

I should keep these stupid urges in my pocket

Oh hai psychiatrist

[justicegang]

Oh hi jesus :D I'm dead hahaha.

[Jewkake1]

oh hai

[bluenova159]

OH HAI

[luke11992]

its funny how at 0:18 johnny has to stand awkwardly close to mark so that he doesnt back completely into the lamp

[lowers1987]

oh hi kalili

[Lifesucksdie123]

amazing.

[5KellyChan5]

oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xDDDDDDDDD

[musicnerd225488]

LOL 0:16

[MaxRebo120]

I disliked due to there not being "Hai Doggy!"

[ThePieIsLie]

I did naht touch Denny

It's bullsheet

I did naaaaaht

Ohai FBI!

[ElFattyFatMan]

OH Hai BAAAAYYYYBBBB.

[worldwidedownload]

Man this film blows more than Perez Hilton.

[MrThePandaman]

@worldwidedownload Budum- KSSS!

[FreedomBeats]

Oh Hai everyone here!

[NAPFilm]

Does anyone else get a retro film vibe from this? I love it though...if i didnt know it was made in 2005 i would've thought this was old, classic :)

[iamdivide84]

OH HI HI

[poopla707]

0:17 ...he COMPLETELY DROPS THE ACCENT.

[brendude95]

0:05

HAHA he sounds stoned.

"Oh hi Denny"

[Yngelel]

oh haaaaaai acting coach!

[JoeKamel3]

My friends and I took a shot for every time someone said "Oh hai."

My friend Steve died of alcohol poisoning. RIP Steve.

[grumblenonymusbosch]

oh hi thumbs up rating

[FedoraRanger]

U forgot hi doggie

[TwoCows23]

I am so going as Tommy Wiseau for halloween this year.

[seckles]

What if Johnny had been played by Daniel Day Lewis? ... Oh Hai Mark. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP! ... Oh Hai Denny.

[KillThroatEngine]

oh hi, youtube.

[Hamodey150]

Insert joke fish here.

[thetrueBiskui]

"oh hi, doggy" is missing.

[Vidhole]

his creepy presence and accent was never explained

[JoelSeers]

Oh, hi phone!

[neo1mantra]

THIS SHIT IS THE BEST EVER!

[whop9]

Wiseau's accent sounds Spanish-German.

[TheThunderhammer]

You forgot 'oh high doggie'.

[bigbadrambo]

oh hai 'oh hi compilation!!'

[BeckyPoC]

You forgot the dog!

[xlefreakcestchic]

ohhhh CHAAAAIIII colette

[verycrazyghoul]

oh hi, internet

[EchoBoomer1987]

@verycrazyghoul oh hi, verycrazyguy!

[TheSpriteMonster]

@EchoBoomer1987 oh hi, Echoboomer1987!

[EchoBoomer1987]

@TheSpriteMonster oh hi, spritemonster!

[verycrazyghoul]

@EchoBoomer1987 oh hi, Boomer, i didn't know it was you. So, how's your sex life?

[persianscomeandgetth]

lol'd so hard at "OH HI COLLETTE"



[Chinothebad]

You should of have the scene where Denny says hi to the drug dealer.

[LamentedxSoul]

Ohai you, ohai movie theater, ohai audience, ohai gun barrooow

[luke11992]

the script writing brilliance of tommy wiseau

[RoseRed12393]

O hai Youtube :D

[TheMindbreak]

"Oh hi bad moo-veeh!"

8D

[Quarantine53]

"Oh hi, gunbarrel!"

Man, I love rifftrax

[MrVann123]

You forgot oh doggie

[ifhgsfj]

Hi doggie.

[irarawkstarr]

OHAI! OHAY! OHAI! OHAY!

[viperhalberd]

"Hi doggie" - there's no excuse for this line not being in there!

[VincentPrice111]

@viperhalberd I couldn't agree more.

[tryandlisten]

@viperhalberd it seems to me that you're the HEXPERT viperhalberd. Are you keeping secrets? Well whatever...

[Emillister]

Of course!

[jruwing87]

oh hi awesome youtube-video!

[BottomlessLocker]

oh hai lisa, hows your sex life?

[Ianstrox]

OHAI!!!!!!!!!!

[HedgeBlue]

@Ianstrox Oh hi Lanstrox

[goodguysdoll]

THIS FILM WAS MADE BAD ON PURPOSE. FACE IT. YOU'RE ALL DUPED.

[peteagassi]

@goodguysdoll No way. Something like this is only accomplished by someone who was trying to make a serious film. Look at this other film which is a comedy - it is not funny at all - because he tried to make it funny. This is funny because he tried to make it serious. The guy has no talent. That's the bottom line.

[bobhoward62]

I like the part when he says "oh hi"

[gigantecrunch]

What about "Hi, doggie!" in the flower shop!?!?!?!

[ThePanterWithoutTheH]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

[townsjim]

@PaleGoldLizard LOL

[townsjim]

@eldreamo76 donn totch meeh mavvafukeur

[townsjim]

When he says "oh hi denny", in his head he's thinking "yeh, this movie is a winner". He's so pleased with himself lol

[787Bisurdaddy]

You forgot the best one:

"Oh hi, doggie!"

[artvandelay13]

HAI BAYYYYYB

[WeinerFilms07]

I like the part when he says, "Oh, hi."

[eatme765wes]

OH HAI THAR

[MrMEOWNICK7]

So much salvation

[7beers]

This video is pure joy!!!

[TheSallySeagull]

Oh hai guys

[WhereforeArt]

Oh hi terrible ADR

[kronic0071]

Tommy Wiseau is a genius and should be revered by the pope, and jesus himself....amen and thank you

[Fredcheesburger]

Oh hi Cldegh..

[erinra]

You forgot the doggy.

[zoeybaby07]

I did Naht just watch this

Its Bullshit

I did Naaaaht

Oh hai youtube!

[wiggiecl73]

hey you made a montage of all the hi's good thinking!

[PokeDurrrr]

oh hi wiggiecl73

[d2thh725]

oh hi nigger

[GetsuakaKato]

Oh, hi, Hollywood

[Pinworm4]

oh hi doggy

[keyburrito]

oh hey peter....

[terran236]

fucken this shit isn't art, its cringe-worthy.

[YarrHarrFiddleTeeHee]

hi doggy

[TheHermanoBluth]

Oh, Hai Youtube

[Eurashal]

Oh hai pocket.

Oh haiiiii stupid comments.

[UnchartedChart]

@Eurashal Oh hi Matt.

[Eurashal]

@UnchartedChart Oh hi again Dom.

[MrOlliester]

@Eurashal Oh haiiiii Matt

@UnchartedChart Oh hi Dom

@TheVideo Oh hai The Room

[bobzilla211]

its like they're surprised to see people in their own houses.

[themightyjoseph]

Ow hi gun LOL

[arshton123]

17 seconds: Doesn't even know who it is yet

[stupidnaccount]

Oh hi from Ojai!

[RiffRock51]

Oh hi green screen

[RiffRock51]

Oh hi $6 million budget obtained from importing leather jackets and selling them

[Yeahraftin]

If only we were all this constantly surprised to see each other in real life. Your day would be fuckin' intense.

[mlvguitarist]

@Yeahraftin Yeah I totally agree on that one. Days would be insane if people were this surprised and enthusiastic all the time.

[turtl3soup]

@Yeahraftin I nearly pissed my pants reading that, lol.

[bruhe]

@Yeahraftin Oh hi. This has to be the very best comment I have ever seen in Youtube history. They need to start charting these so we can keep track of the great lines. Fucking intense. I love it!

[peteagassi]

@Yeahraftin This guy didn't even put in all the "Oh Hi!" scenes. He missed about 35 more. This video should be about 5 min. long if he actually took the time to insert all the "Oh Hi!s"

[Yeahraftin]

@peteagassi

Oh I know, I've seen it more than a few times. A couple other videos here have more of the lines in them though.

[neo1mantra]

@Yeahraftin Oh Hi Yeahraftin!

[das81]

@neo1mantra Oh Hi neo1mantra!

[neo1mantra]

@das81 Oh hey das81, whats up?

[das81]

@neo1mantra Oh hey Neo1mantra, youtube says that I download illegally, it's not true don't even ask!

[neo1mantra]

@das81 You're just a cheeken, cheep cheep cheep cheep

[das81]

@neo1mantra Everybody betrays me!, I'm fed up with this world!

[neo1mantra]

@das81 You are tearing me apart das81!

[das81]

@neo1mantra I'm going to take a nap, bye!

[neo1mantra]

@das81 What a story das81!

[offdutyjie]

@Yeahraftin Fucken awesome man!

[chosentonessournotes]

You cut out the best part!

"Oh hai doggeh!"

[pardingo]

clearly some of the best writing minds at work in this film.

[crazedmongoose2003]

@pardingo you'd be this good too when driven by the spirit of tennessee williams

[nickrock23]

"Great noooohs everybahhhdy we expecting, ha ha !"

Meanwhile he sounds like he wants to jump off the roof. Then two people come up and say congratulations to Johnny, but no one acknowledges Lisa, not even her mother. I had to rewind that sequence like 50 times to understand what had just happened.

[7beers]

Oh hi, hilariously inept movie re-packaged as a black comedy!

[JungleKitteh]

oh hai hamsup

[wesker100000000]

oh hai piece of toast, oh hai fridge, oh hai coffee, oh hai person that just delivered newspaper that i just spoke to at the door who just left :P