Batman & Robin in 5 seconds

[SonicSprites2]

7 seconds

[Windows7Guy100]

@firestone1008 Batman & Robin.

[batfan038]

someone pick up bob kane and bill finger of the floor

[LocustHordeCreations]

A BAT CREDIT CAAAAAARRRRDD!?!?

[greyforge27]

This movie doesn't deserve 15 seconds.

[kickingdaisies12694]

Just another example of how incredibly stupid this movie is

[MultiLegoman1212]

You could've jus filmed someone taking a crap.

[TeryoLawVideos]

This movie is awesome. There is nothing wrong with it, it is funny and entertaining as the cheesy action movie that it is. If it's not your PERSONAL TASTE, fine. Go watch Nolan's films instead. To each their own. I however think it's good that there are different versions of Batman. Tim Burton takes, these groovy silly 90's style takes, and the realistic Nolan takes.

[redarmyrules]

GOD ! THIS MOVIE IS HORRIBLE ! xD

[hypesboi]

@redarmyrules Not really. I mean it took a while, but they finally made a Batman comedy movie. It will only be horrible if they were actually trying to act. :P

[MageReactor]

This scene showed Batman and Robin going way over 9,000.

[mcjuicyzombie]

Needs more Uma

[creativeminds1235]

Well.  Haha

[Mampfie]

made my life

[blackopsvsgorillaz]

thumbs up if u noticed that the card said Batman Forever

[spiro37]

batman nipple suit.

nuff said.

[brandojc97]

why didnt you go to stewie holding a gun in his mouth from the surfing bird episode

[superspy6]

they had the BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPER HEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD

[MrMethadrine]

worst batman movie ever.

[DarkTrojanHorse]

@MrMethadrine Not just the worst Batman movie ever, but one of the worst movies ever made... period.

[pockuinator]

Needs moar ice puns to be accurate.

[chroniclejoel]

Even 5 seconds it's still better than 2 hour's of Nolan's shitty realism Batman

[minhkhoaluong25]

@chroniclejoel dude, seriously, can you make the movie more awesome than Nolan ? try him

[nevermoonawolf]

@minhkhoaluong25 i like his take on it i liked the first one but i didnt like the second one of the things that pissed me off is that the action scenes are complete shit, and they pull me out of the movie when i see batman fighting like an old man with arthritis, in the first one that wast really an issue, because of the way they filmed of course the sacrafice of it being less clear but it was better than the shit in the second one, and the scene with the motorcycle and the joker, complet shit

[HuDaFuK]

@nevermoonawolf You may not like the Nolan films... but seriously, Batman & Robin is one of the absolute worst pieces of crap ever made. Every single thing about it is beyond terrible, despite the fact they spent millions on it. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING.

[nevermoonawolf]

@HuDaFuK well i really liked the first one, but batman and robin is without question terrible

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@nevermoonawolf Your tastes in movies are awful. The Nolan films are true Bat flicks. Fuck off loser.

[nevermoonawolf]

@ZipZagginGallifrey well i can truly kick ur ass soooooo.....

[meelker12345]

I LOVE HOW YOU PUT THE FAMILY CLIP AT THE END!!!!!

[kingbats45]

bat-a-rang bat-grapple bat-mobile bat-wing bat-suit bat-bed bat-couch bat-butler bat-credit card bat-toilet batman and that gay bitch robin

[TheEastunder]

you could have also just put a sign that says this blows on sceen for 5 seconds to show batman and robin

[superdowg316Videos]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! YOU WILL ALL DIE! YOU WILL GET THE GAS!

[SinCity2100]

1960 Batman > Batman and Robin

[Jsomms312]

Even as a 6 year old I questioned the credit card.

I always thought "Couldn't they track the money or his card information?"

[darthvenom305671]

@smergrl349 fuck off with ur chain letters fuckin idiot god you're so dumb to buy that shit !

[FallenM16]

never leave the cave without it Lol..

[PDram]

Why would you need that? And why would you need to pull it out while making a bid

[GoldenRavenPicture]

Batman and robin is the worst batman movie

And will be the worse

[Himencrash]

@GoldenRavenPicture I agree to 100%.

[DrWhoDamien]

@GoldenRavenPicture You know besides the dark knight rises, that looks so bad

[Jamesborisbye]

This might be the greatest video on youtube

[johnbanks707]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?????!!!!! Seriously, was Schumacher high when he thought this was a good joke?

[deevos2514]

@johnbanks707 -Na,he thought of it while getting bumbed by his rent boy.

[TheSpawnfan]

@johnbanks707 Considering what he did to Mr. Freeze, The Riddler, Bane and Poison Ivy, the question is when wasn't he high?

[agvoigt]

I would much rather hang out with Buzz Killington than watch this cinematic monstrosity.

[mannymatrixofwar2]

REALLY?! REALLY? UH!

[sporeuploder15]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!

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dsahv kjlchsjbfvhrewhdgsbvhbFUCK OALAskjvsh efyudgrtyfhewarftrefw3tr64byxh­vf!!!!Z FUCKYOU!!!!!!!

[matman000000]

I really wanted to hunt down Joel Schumacher for making this movie. I loved Burton's Batman movies, but this piece of shit haunted me for many years. It's like some stupid gay-porn parody.

[matman000000]

@CF9700 Screw the nipples, their suits have got zippers on ass!

[RyanEdge]

reportedly, George Clooney will actually refund people the price of the movie ticket if they ask him

[smokintheblaze]

I think it still doesn't be the Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

[Spinwheeling]

@smokintheblaze I think you are referring to the Anti-Shark Repellent Bat Spray. Also comes in whale, barricuda, and manta ray varieties!

[RVBeEtZ]

byt the end of this movie i thought batman and robin would marry.

[ime239]

Bat credit card comes with the sound effect

[captainspockify]

@CF9700 If u look closely when she's suiting up when they do a closeup on the bat symbol u can see the nipples

[HedNthaClouds]

@captainspockify you can see everybodys nipples.haha

[TheLockon00]

@CF9700 Pretty gay, I know.

[TheAdmirableAdmiral]

wow how ridiculous. Batman has a bat credit card next you'll be telling me he has a bat car, a bat plane, and bat weapons

[ACtheLegend]

What exactly is wrong with this? It's Batman. He has Bat Stuff. That's the point, non?

[TheLockon00]

@ACtheLegend Are you serious?

[ACtheLegend]

@TheLockon00 I'm always serious

[s1lenced]

so.....this was actually in the movie ?

[Slaveofamv]

Oh... that. Wait, let me restate my reaction... A BAT! CREDIT! CARD! I WILL KILL YOU ALL AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!

[hazza3]

That Utility belt has everything!

[ikosabre]

I wonder if people will be suspicious when they see that Bruce Wayne owns a bat credit card.

[ninmachine109]

@ikosabre great comment lol

[eywazzuplol]

@ikosabre Oh please, the card is in a disguise, it tricked you too eh?

[LAcHlAn1011]

@ikosabre thats what I wondered

[MrDeSouza91]

"Gay Bar" should be the main song in this movie!!

[w0nd100]

"forever" LOL

[captianspazypants]

this was an amazing movie because it was so funny to watch how awful it was who makes arnold mr freeze and in some point between forever and this batman turned into george clooney

[captianspazypants]

wheres he going to use that

[Tomdawg89]

Not to be a dick, but the music in the video is from the Tim Burton Batman movies, say whaaat.

[freebearride]

not in this economy batman.

[LEVIticusPHENOM]

but it was 15 seconds long not 5 seconds

[FearlessSpinner]

I assume its connected directly to Wayne enterprises backing accounts...makes sense if you are a billionaire!

[111stich]

Never left TV without George Clooney

[ninjapandaman]

lol this was an awesome movie when i was a kid! gotta admit :)

[DrakotMetal]

and who is the owner of the account...Bruce Wayne...uhum...

[DannyShaq26]

I liked the part where you insinuate it sucks.

[FunnyFredOfficial]

A BAT CREDIT CARD! YOU BASTERDS! I KILL U! I KILL U!

Later...

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WOULD U?

[onlyone23km]

@FunnyFredOfficial WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH EVERYONE QUOTING THE GODDAMN NOSTALGIA CRITIC?! WE GET IT ALREADY! NOW STOP!

[FunnyFredOfficial]

@onlyone23km i was just finishing darthvenom30567's Comment

[LOLCRAZEDmonkey]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

[Guthrie7777]

THE FUCK?

[Thepopcornator]

Anyone else notice that the expiry date is 'forever'?

[Methecookie3456]

I liked this movie,it was funny.

[Jdog89981]

I never saw this video before in my life and I knew it was going be the credit card.

[EXZ98]

holy shit!! clooney spit on us with this movie and bale delivered the final kick to the balls with batman begains!!!!

[BatMak23]

@EXZ98 Wait...what? Are you saying that Batman Begins/Dark Knight is/are as bad as/worse than Batman and Robin? Or that they are just bad movies in general? 

[EXZ98]

@BatMak23 no i just dont like bale he is m=not a good batman

[YoungYahtz94]

@EXZ98 hes better than Clooney. clooney isnt even intimidating. at least Bale comes off as a guy who could more than likely whoop your ass.

[BatMak23]

@EXZ98 I'd say out of Clooney, Keaton, Kilmer and himself, he is perhaps second best. I think what really sets Bale apart from the rest is because of the rebooting through Nolan and his team. The writing is superb and the directing demanded more from the role of Bruce Wayne. Yes, his voice was rough and yada yada. But that doesn't stop him from performing Batman and Bruce well. I also think of the four, Bale is a better Bruce Wayne, mostly because of his emphasized role compares to the others.

[EXZ98]

@BatMak23 keaton was the best of all then west because he is a funny button

[EXZ98]

@BatMak23 woops not button my bad i ment batman!!!!

[Marcosone1]

man this movie sucks so bad

[mariothief]

reminds me of nostalgia critic :D

[madloz76]

My pain is cosmic.

[umbrella12]

7 millions of waste with this movie -.-

[95Godfather]

THANK YOU STEWIE!!!!!

[HtodazzizzaDMC]

I almost choked on the stupidity! ROTFL!!!!

[Superbat577]

For once, I agree with you Stewie.

[Oasys18]

Good thru forever

[kmathisk]

lmao i'm gonna apply for a credit card now and put my name as "batman" and see what happens

[ZADER4427]

"Lets kick some ice" shudder

[snuhr]

irony that it says "Batman Forever" (Batman 3) on that 7million brick

[TheMarepoto]

What a gay and stupid movie. Batman is a badass hero, he doesn't deserve this.

[sonofabicho]

cash box sound!

[AnonyTF]

Not helped by the Family Guy add in, but otherwise accurate.

[danny6290]

Hahahaha. Don't feel bad Stewie. We feel your frustration.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

Yeah that blasted credit card has got to be one of the worst things ever. Can't imagine them sitting around writing the script thinking that was a good idea.

Reminds me of 'The Simpsons' when the guy was talking about drawing utility belts and pointed to one pouch 'where the Batman carries his change in case he has to take the bus'.

[hazardgd]

Where can i get one of Those Bat-Credit Card without Paying the Bat-Bills?

[stifflersmum7]

That film must have given those poor parents headaches

[TUBE666u]

I CANT BELIEVE THAT SCENE IS IN THE MOVIE CAUSE ITS SOO STUPID

[MPieter88]

I don't really mind the actual credit card, but the chaching sound effect? <_<

Wait... A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?

[TrufadeNetwork]

Was it wrong to have a huge crush on Poison Ivy when I was a little? And who is a girl? :3

[joshuare5768]

@TrufadeNetwork No. No.

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Family Guy is even worse then Batman and Robin.

[halloween666origin]

@MetroidPrimeRib dumbass

[justsomewings]

@MetroidPrimeRib

fag

[chakotay24]

Thumbs up if The Nostalgia Critic brought you here!!!!!

[Goraka91]

Really though, we all just watch this movie for Arnold as Mr. Freeze and the cheesy one liners. It's just funny to watch really.

[trewerd]

Where did robin get 6 million?

[SeBBaSs841]

too bad it's a 15second long video and the scene was 8 seconds long. you lose sir.

[thamutebutton]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!

[7hippocrates]

too much fail in this movie

[seanzoz]

Sorry we don't accept that bullshit here... Get the fuck out

[MegaPsplayer]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD....!

[IgiWhiteman]

This movie doesn´t deserve 15 seconds!Joel,how could you... :-(

[DarthStarscream1138]

A BAT CREDIT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!! :x

[ButterflyWars]

Was this a joke or was this seriously in the movie?

[Lollertron]

@ButterflyWars lol it seriously was in the movie hahahaha WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?!? THE ICE AGE!!

[seanzoz]

@Lollertron hey man hey... just CHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL

[Lollertron]

@seanzoz haha yarghhhhuhuayarghhhhhhh!!!!

[baron1324]

@ButterflyWars ...Very serious. 

[Tadddius]

I Don't Get What The Haters Complain About Now It Was Pretty Funny Moment Lol

[newtalent1]

worst batman ever

[darthvenom30567]

a bat credit card ? they gave him a bat credit card ? had the balls to give one of the greatest super heroes a bat credit card ?!?! no no ! does not compute !! does not compute !!!

[annie10103]

@darthvenom30567

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU!

[entewente]

@darthvenom30567

It was the worst Batman movie so far....

[gboy1441]

@entewente your statement implies that there may be a worse batman movie made in the future, and that is scientifically impossible, re-watch the clip of the BAT CREDIT CARD.

[entewente]

@gboy1441

:D

[RaTeDRKOdwyer94]

god i fucking hate this movie

[marcusduck]

BAT NIPPLES.

[pooheadJmax]

"A BAT CREDIT CARD I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"

*shoots screen*

....Well, that's $400 wasted.

[THEDARKKNlGHT1939]

I tried to use my bat credit card at the supermarket but they didn't accept it ; (

[Guerillaradio13]

..............................­..........sigh

[ToiletClogger1945]

worst movie in history....

[Highbudget]

It says Forever on the card

[Timmy2Dents]

Nananananananana... 

[bushbasher85]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU?! YOU'LL ALL DIE! YOU'LL ALL DIE!!!

[DamienDrake]

WRONG THEME! : P

[imnotfrommilkyway]

How can Batman Mask of Phantasm with a lot smaller budget be better than this thing?

[ATENakaATON]

@imnotfrommilkyway a budget doesn't buy a good story, it just means better production for the story, retard

[ATENakaATON]

@imnotfrommilkyway a budget doesn't buy a good story, it just means better production for the story, retard

[NCCanes73]

@imnotfrommilkyway BMP= bruce Timm B&R= joel schuemacher 

[epicdude79]

Uhhhhhhhhh

[MasterOctagon]

i didnt even like this movie when i was 5

[XxdomuscusxX]

He must have a big Bat Bill at the end of the month

[posom1]

Hahah I wasn't expecting that. xD

[Becsta17]

Hey, it's George Clooney in a batman suit!

[jgoth08]

I didn't hate the move at all. Wasn't really THAT bad,

[ComedyNurd]

@jgoth08 Sure, if you haven't seen any other Batman movies or the original series.  In comparison, it's really bad.

[jgoth08]

@ComedyNurd

I've seen all Batman movies, the 30's Batman series, the 60's Batman series, The Batman, Batman Gotham Knight, Batman the animated series, and I still know this movie is pretty good. I'd say Returns was the worst. So in comparison, I see it as a more light hearted Batman. It's something different. Sure it's not the best, but it's watchable and entertaining in it's own right

[ComedyNurd]

@jgoth08 You're right, it is watchable and quite entertaining. I think it was more the casting of George Clooney and Arnold Schwarzenegger that threw me off.

[KevDoFresh]

A BAT CREDIT CARD NOOOOO DOES NOT COMPUTE ILL KILL YOU!!!

[tuniturntablist]

LMAO FACEPALM

[amyleinart]

by scott george hes useing the bat visa!!!