Bastard!! (English dub) Ep 1 (2/3)

[AnimeninjaZero]

ENglish dubbed is so lame

[alicat589]

... I know why this is called bastard now...

[bigdog80000]

WTF IS THIS

[thekid11go]

why is dark schnieder naked?????????????????????

[thekid11go]

its hilarious when yoko slaps the boy

[malina909878]

OH MY GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE THE RED HEAD FROM FUSHIGI YUUGI!!

[YukiSenpai16]

@malina909878 That's because it is! XD I had the same reaction when I first started watching this!! XDD

[ropersun]

@malina909878 he IS taski from Fushigi Yuugi, hes also Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents! :D

[suseuekthrash]

@negazoz Dark Schneider is actualy misspelt name of Udo Dirkschneider, former heavy metal vocalist of german band Accept ;) everything is here connected with heavy metal

[yagamiraito]

"Yoko, in order for any of us to live you got to release the power (cum) that is deep within your young friend Luche. And to awaken (arouse an erection) that power you must invoke (seduce) the spell by breaking your seal of purity (hymen)."

[Renzythegreat91]

This bitch Yoko would rather have everyone be killed by demons because she's too embarrassed to kiss...a GUY! How stupid is she?

[negazoz]

"Now i am darsnider" where do they come up with these names XD

[lissylou700]

WOOT!!! EPIC NAKED REBIRTH!! XD

[MyDude1991]

Dark Schneider vs goku who wins?

[SSJ555]

@MyDude1991 DS > everything (read the manga)

[twilightrocks4692]

why are you- SMACK!!!

[pelida77]

4:04 what's going on?

but then he look at her boobies

[pelida77]

this anime is hilarious

[funichigo]

5:02 - 5:17 THAT is the funnest part in the video

[ZeroRequiemGX]

LOL!, Is there something I should know?

[NoelHein]

i-i-is th-th-that INUYASHA!?!?!? it's like a copy of inuyasha, I mean he looks like him, he acts like him when he gets released from the seal, what the hell is going on here!?!?

[xXInuyashaCurseXx]

@NoelHein ewww.. dont even think of camparing Inuyasha to ... that... 0.e

[I3oSsTrAd]

Inuyasha vs Dark Schnieder. Inyasha has fire rat robe which grants protection to flames, faster than a horse , immortal ,high vitality and has his senses along with Tessaiga but Dark Schnieder has the spells Black Sabbath or In the Anime Helloween both are beyond what inuyasha could survive. Helloween may only be used when the moon is right though,his signature spell Venom which only he knows summons magical enzyme from gates of hell which instantly melts (anything) to dust ? Dark Schnieder WIN

[funichigo]

@NoelHein inuyasha came out in 1996. bastard came out in 1988. you just showed that inuyasha is nothing but a bastard rip off.

[thebratzandwinx]

@NoelHein he dose not really look like inuyasha inuyasha is way hotter

[adamrain12346]

stupid names with such serious tone so cool!

[orochikaiba]

Miss Yoko, Yoko, OOOHHH Miss Yoko, Yoko.  LOL, sounds like they're abt to nut or something

[warlock923]

she looks like kenchin

[ONLYMESSENGERGURL]

@ 4:12 he got slapped that is so cold XD

[IHeartMyKittyKan]

poor, poor lushe (sp?) that boy has way too innocent a mind for a 15 year old....

[KaikoSaishimizu]

THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE SLAYERS!

That little boy is cute! :)

[haitii666]

even her father blushes

"is there something that i should no?" lifts eyebrows...lmfao

[tommybrown33]

Boobies n wax

[gymnast27]

the guy who played Himura Kenshin is also playing the Blonde hair cutie dude!!!! i luv dat vioce.

[mrsonewful]

dark shuld have a sexier voice lol

[meaganbledsoe]

@mrsonewful my thoughts exactly. his voice just ruins it.

[mrsonewful]

@meaganbledsoe

its weird his voice sounds like it could be fathers voice

[eclipse00000]

Bon Jovina lol xD

[lox12]

LOL Dark Schneider is my hero!

[zotrablue]

break a seal with preists??? helz no!!

[willDxxxp]

what dose he mean by 80% chasted

[nightwish568]

Why is she wearing modern clothes? they didn't have them back then 0.0

[zotrablue]

@nightwish568 itsa fantasy they can do what they want!! imean like even final fantasy 4 (2-usa) was kinda in the past /present and that didnt stop them!

[Darkphoenix3450]

@nightwish568 this is the future after are world was wiped out by are own man made weapon/god. so this is 1000 years after man kind started rebuilding.

[winterkeow]

*start's chanting* kick-him-in-the *cough* What was I the only one thinking that!? I mean come on, He has no armor in that spot!........or pant's!?????.....ummmmm *faint's with nosebleed* ;p

[onlynumbersas]

oh shit LOL

[jurijbenko]

Goddess Anal Marta? You kiddin' me!? Hahaha

[filzmonster]

dark schneider?!?!

oh yeah it´s a realy scary name...

[MioRaem]

When her father asked "Or is there something that I should know?!" I totally was like OMG ROFFFLLL LOLL

[onlynumbersas]

we nowadays have perverted minds. lol

[KaikoSaishimizu]

@onlynumbersas true dat, true dat.

[12081985]

where to watch with japanese dub and english sub?

[invaderzimchick12]

Duuude is that Timmy Turner's dad?!!!!

[josevidal1234]

go hydras!!

[Crestlinger]

anyone else find themselves cheering for the hydra here?

5:28 one hell of a seal broken, ye might want to stand back

[pacdskjkeishuwrre]

i could break her barrior

[KingPiccolOwned]

Uh....hu.

[Freodeo]

miss yoko, miss yoko, miss yoko, TIME FOR SEX

[onlinegamerfreaks]

i thought she had to do something else.lol

[MisdermeanerJ]

This drawing style REALLY

reminds me of Slayers. XD

[Crestlinger]

agreed is the same timeframe as when its first season came out

[lostpuppy6]

hahahahaha i love this HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DaEmporess74]

Dark Shneider... XD nosebleed!!!

[emeraldgeminiphoenix]

Damn Yoko, just kiss the boy!

You act like you got to f&@# him!

(P.S. Your dad is an old freak )

[PixleatedBadCompany]

@emeraldgeminiphoenix Herp derp i mean he did do a pedo smile

[Rizzo258]

the kiss reminds me of negis n asunas pactio

[maiasm]

Haha... Daran used his Cowboy Andy voice and his Jorgen Von Strangle laugh!! lol.

Gotta love that bitch slap from Yoko XD

[xino951]

i thought his voice would be more like a hero while readin the manga!!

[40kguy]

lol. they had me going for a bit.

and also...80%?....

dark shinder? sounds like a porn star.

[xino951]

totally right dude he is one!!!

[loluklol]

HOT

[ticklemegangrene]

LOL damn those animators and story writers.

They got me all excited with talk about breaking sacred virgin seals of purity and then I find out its only a stupid kiss.

[MasterMaxD]

Dark Shneider? XD I can imagine his first talking line being "YOU CAN DO EET!!!"

[mhspikeh]

lol older inuashya

[sayroni]

Lol I wish i was him.. (i mean the powers....) and if i was him i called me a cool name like i don't know "ahh" "the Prince of Darkness" or or "gaylordFUcker"

[cloudfantisy]

101% vergin rofl

[eureka0521]

lol are you fucking kidding me, her entire village is being slaughtered and she's afraid to give a kiss?

[megaman62007]

100% vergin

[ByeKitty19]

dark shneider...wtf and rofl

[redhaunting]

his name is lame couldnt they come up with something better thandark schneider

[shade219]

Are you kidding?! His name is so insane that it just becomes badass.

[cytysonjames88]

it's probably something he came up with himself. his real name might be ted

[shade219]

haha you have a point there

[callshadow3]

what dark schneider is such a cool name

[feynissa]

"I don't wanna!"

XD I don't think I would want them to break my "holy seal" either!! Especially with that little kid!!

XD XD

[NoelHein]

@feynissa I ain't no girl, but I bet that the old geezers there ain't helping much...

[tobs001]

"And besides butchering your father is a fitting way to begin my conquest of the world!! AH HAHAHAHA!!"

I love the way he says that like it perfectly justifies slaughtering the girl he loves father. hahahaha!!! DS is awesome!! Equalled only by alucard in sheer awesomeness.

[masterpro14007]

D.S. is awesome! i want him 2 teach me how 2 be like him ^_^

[trogladorianpower]

FIRST KISS!?! BASTARD!!! I thought they were gonna make her have sex with Lushen...

[shots2345]

trogloadorian i thought the same thing o.o

[Muheet]

hahahahaa mee too

:)

[OldSuperMarioBros]

Haha Dark Schneider must be the stupidest name EVAR!! Makes it even funnier how he kicks so much ass!!

[lostinthemusic5]

did anyone tell them not to play with black magic.

[LunarEntity]

His voice actor.......Schneider......OMG XD

[MakaiDeSenkei]

My opinion of his voice:

It kinda suits him and it kinda doesn't it.

it should be a mix of inuyasha's and this guy's. who is D.S.'s voice actor anyway? He sounds familiar.

[RSorincha]

Voice of the english DS is Daran Norris.

[MakaiDeSenkei]

lucien is sooo adorable...and D.S. is a horndog.

[WhiteBlood900]

Schneider voice doesnt really much him -.-

[BlackCrow013]

father-NOOOO!!YOKO YOU SAID YOU WERE STILL A VIRGIN!!(gets hits in the face by a shose)X3x!

[BlackCrow013]

uh..why are you bluhin-*slaps*OOOHH!!(///)O3o!­!

LOLZ!

[DanniDotNet]

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

"Schneider"? Ahahahaha!!! And his voice! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

"Seal of Purity"??? *Dies laughing* xD

[moonbunny2101]

ah dammit why does the voice actor for Dark Schneider sound so... constipated i mean i love the show and all but maybe they should have used a sexier voice err...

[SGTSouskeS41]

My pride will never die! *Crack* Ugh! *faint*

[mbissant]

Dark Schneider is kinda funny lol XD

[Fajjani]

Smells semi hentai out of this anime ;P

[bastardrian]

the manga is, definetely.

[sesshylover17]

dude is it me or does one of the henchmen remind you of shredder? -.-

[raevensshadow]

yes....yes he does....... -.-U

and that is just fucked up. XD Seal of Purity. omg.

[potatismat]

poor girl

[beaufortguy18]

old school

[dwford22]

yoko please make the sacrifice....think of all the people that will die if you dont go through with it...

[GovernmentsDog]

yaya brake the seal XD ..... wtf isnt braking? U said u are a virgin rofl that crak me up XDXD

[tcDaRkLiNk]

Wow, I almost feel sorry for the poor girl... but nobody said war was fun all the time, or... maybe it is :P

[kickass35360]

they sell it at borders

[bastardrian]

of course, the anime is censored. in the manga there are far more ridiculous, absolutely awesome things like in book 21 when d.s. rapes the archangel michael ( its a girl) that really happens!!

[animeluverinu]

serious??*sigh* wish i could find where they sell the manga...

[Delos1138]

Why do people think this show's so hot? It's all sword and sorcery cliches with tons of metal references but NO FRICKIN' METAL!! Down with Dork Schneider, and long live Dethklok!!!

[tacoslayer]

Judas Preist, Ozzy Osbourne, no they're not metal at all. Hang yourself.

[bastardrian]

this is the anime, not as good as the manga.

theres alot of metal stuff, the kingdoms and spells named after metal bands and theres for example king harris of the kingdom iron maiden.

in the american version it has been renamed though due to the fear of copyright sues

[theherodragon]

break the seal ( yea right ) and her father is a pervert

hahaha fuckin funny though

[brokensleeper]

I don't think they thought out their "ace in the hole" plan very well.

[andrewkim9]

her

[andrewkim9]

his fathers a prev

[Jubilee87]

Shneider and yoko are made for eachother i wish this anime wouldve continued longer

[Khan30094]

She is really Hot!

[MoonlightWay]

This is too good! Thanx for the upload! Seal of Purity.......*_*

[aerithlives]

Waah! Bastard!! I haven't seen this in years! ...I think I still own it, somewhere. Ahh, memories~ ^^ This anime is so awesome!

[CalyxAsgard]

They needed her to be pure before but they want to break Ms Yoko's seal now? Sounds kinda suss!

[animechik99]

wow ill give this anime an A for cheesy retarded speeches..

[Karue]

omg XD The word "Schneider" sounds like something that came from Star Wars or Star Trek, Something corny.

[Silver1700]

Schneider is german for tailor

[tobs001]

i love invincible heros like Dark Schneider or Arucard!

[zestyone]

arg eng dub ><

[GeminiEclipse]

Yeah, Seal of Purity...

[stewaraj]

Ha... 80%

[CyberphobiaX]

wahahhahaha funny the seal of purity wahahaha

[MrBobble]

does any1 know how Yoko became only 80per-cent virgin, what happened to the other 20?

[livingdeadgirl0666]

well the father specifies 'pure and chaste' .. chaste is purely physical while the pure aspect refers more to ones mental state, so if one is physically virginal if they have had 'unclean' *keeping a straight face* thoughts they might be chaste yet not completely pure ..

Pure and Chaste is an impossible state of being IMHO.

[rinku13]

yup, its dark schneiders voice is the same voice of cosmo

[salvalmas]

hot!

[Inutenma]

Cosmo!

[Farodean]

dark schneider sounds kinda stuoid to me

[laodemon22]

wooo wait that red head is a boi?

[zomgitsthatperson]

does it matter the kids like 8 or 10

[666948]

He is actually 14. Believe it or not.

[demonepion]

ooohhh she's gonna have sex lol not really it's just a stupid kiss

[Valnar2]

YAHHHH! finally someone put bastard! on! xD i love you dude!

only read the manga and serached so long for the anime!! xD

but...dub? sub would be way better,but oh well,thx a lot anyways xXD