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  • its still a chicken strip in england :)

  • That dog pwns all bikers

  • Thank fuck we dont get stuck after sex cuz then my girl would be like "ok now we're going clothing shopping" and i'll be like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!­!! I*LL NEVER HAVE SEX....untill dinner time that it ;)"

  • Dog so fat is animal cruelty.

  • Dogs stick together WHILE having sex because the penis of a dog gets swollen so that the bitch dosnt runs away.

  • Dogs have barbed wangs. It's why you shouldn't throw water on scrumping dogs. They will hurt each other by pulling out.

  • you should have tried to pull them apart

  • has anyone ever told u u sound like kermet the frog?

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  • I'm not sure if someone told you yet or not, but the reason dogs get stuck after sex is because the male's penis swells up to keep it from pulling out early.

  • the dogs stick together coz they were scared by something when they did it :D

  • im subscribing

  • your vids always make me feel like im good on a bike xD danke

  • 13mordeth, Have you seen or read any of the stuff from Keith Code? Look up Twist of the Wrist 2 DVD. EVERYONE who is riding a bike or thinking about riding a bike should read his books or watch the dvd. You can buy it or download it whichever, just get it!

  • Basically the bulbous glands of the male’s penis swell inside the female dog's vagina. The dogs are virtually locked together for 15-20 minutes, during this time the chances for a good insemination rise.

  • @AlexEttelis listen to him M13,..he's the real deal when it comes to dog fucking!

  • why do you wear a mask all the time? seriously, i never take mine when riding.

  • come on, you'd rather leave than staying in the nice warm oven? ;)

  • It must be an American female Dog

  • its because when a dog ejaculates a knot formes in the shaft of there penis so they can either forcfully pull out which would hurt or they can stay stuck together for 20 mins or so tilll the knot isnt swollen

  • That dog's amazing.

  • @13mordeth Hate to be crude, but the "stuck" issue is because dogs' nuts are actually attatched to their penis, so during sex, the nuts get caught up in there, and can pull out after the blood leaves. It helps with empregnation, and stretches out the folds in the vaginal lining, increasing the exposed area to be fertilized...Not to mention, it is a "plug, preventing sperm from escaping too soon. Hope I didn't offend anyone, it's biology.

  • @Yankeeprepperasshat

    um, NO!

    The system has evolved toward this M13, because K9s don't have sperm storage. So the male needs time to produce AND transport AND release the sperm. The male ensures that all of this -necessary for reproduction- stuff can actually happen in a copulation, by having a penis that swells and lodges in place for the time it takes him to do all that.

    (testicles have nothing to do with it.)

    (the vagina is not the receptive part in any mammal species)

    (sperm never escapes)

  • @balisticsquirel No, dude, I seen it one time.. their nuts are litterally attatched to the penis. Besides, you really think anyone will believe that sperm can be "made" in seconds? come on now. That must be a longer process than that, probably hours or even a day..and as far as your statement that "sperm never escapes" is bull. If I'm balls deep in some chick and haven't been laid in a while I'm gonna fill her to the brim.. some is gonna escape fo show..

  • @Yankeeprepperasshat

    Haaaaahahaha You're an idiot.

    Sorry, but I can't even explain how many ways you're wrong in the ~480 characters here. Never mind explain the copulation system. So that will have to do.

    Anyone truly interested can look for info on dog copulation / mating and the "tying" online. Wiki is a good place to start.

    You are correct about the sperm production though. It's more like ripening. And the tying is MORE about the slow ejaculation & other things.

    Get that problem seen to.

  • @balisticsquirel I guess if not having a PHD in dogsex is considered being an idiot, I'm guilty as charged. You have shamed me greatly, and tonight I'm gonna cry myself to sleep.

  • How did you get the name mordeth again? :)

  • @ColDwight I think it was from some book..

  • Dog: MY GARBAGE!!! YOU GET OFF!!

  • What dont you get stuck together weird ...

  • Dogs are all related from CHina 15,000 Years ago. Humans are atleast 5 million years old. There kinda big difference :D

  • anyone notice when he says "cool" he brings up the camera to show the floor mat where it also says cool

  • Still call them chicken strips in UK I think. At least I do :-/

  • @perks320 yup chicken strips in uk too

  • holy shit thats a fat dog

  • what hand are you? that will determine what side ur better at leaning with

  • @woodsman513 You're just plain old ignorant.

  • @woodsman513 im sure you need that extra muscle to haul your sister home from the nascar races on the back of it for some good ol' inbred loving

  • The dog gets stuck because the dog's penis is barbed.

  • the dogs stay together cause most mammals have some sort of spikes in their penises, so they can't really get it out. The theory is, that this happens to prevent some other male from inseminating the female and reducing chances to produce offspring.

  • rear tyre + sandpaper = biker cred

    Just joking man :)

  • I LOVE your videos!

  • he took that dog behind the fence and they got STUCK together ....

  • I wanna ride with the HOT guy playing with the dog 2:54 M13 can he and I borrow the HK scooter and well....err u know ride and stuff. What?? No?? I can only ride with you?? BOSS!! OK! LOL

  • hahaha thats awesome!

  • that dog is prob like finally people are playing with me

  • Ok have a few things to comment here, first thank you for doing video's of and around the streets there, has been very helpful in seeing what is to come when I finish my BA and hopefully come teach there. And I give props to anyone who is an animal lover, very cool.

    Have gotten use to your off humor, but the question as to why dogs stick together during or after sex, topped it all. But cool job on the videos here and the actual site.

  • Fat dog is cool!

    I wouldn't mind being stuck in a female. As difficult of a time as they give us trying to get in there in the first place, they sort of deserve it. Though I'd be pretty pissed if she got up and started walking around on the street while I'm stuck.

  • Paying tug with a can, bad for dogs teeth.

  • @chunkylover48 It's not a can. it's a plastic bottle. Which isn't great....but not as bad as a can would be.

  • @13mordeth Ah that's fine then really. My dog loves bottles :D

  • @13mordeth

    When I was a 7 years old I ate a metal can into pieces and thinking I'm like the bad guy from james bond, named Jaw. That just came into my mind, lol..

  • @13mordeth or rope, wood or bone.

  • @13mordeth Not as much chicken strip, but yours isn't a full on sports bike, so you have 160 tyres, so it's easier to reach the limit of the tyre hehe

  • it's something to do with the gos penis tieing in  knot or something, i know it sounds wierd and unlikly but still.

  • that looks like a gentle dog

  • dogs have been evolving millions of years longer than humans

  • I can't watch the video :(

    It shows a play button, but when I click it, it doesn't play.

    This keeps happening to me on a bunch of videos.

    Does anyone know the problem?

  • @fargon123 Use a different browser. IE, Firefox, Google Chrome......if one doesn't work try a different one.

  • @13mordeth Ahh, thank you M13! I don't know why I didn't try that. Firefox usually works all the time.

  • @13mordeth I think I figured it out. I think my ad-blocker is interfering with the videos. Youtube may have finally fixed that loophole.

  • @fargon123 Try firefox or chrome. Im guessing ur using inet explorer?

  • @EtyleN nobody should ever use IE.

  • @fargon123

    I had this problem the the other week, delete all your hhistory and all will be good :)

  • @fargon123 Same problem on firefox in the last few days. Google chrome loads it fine.

  • @fargon123 i had that,, if your using and add on which needs updating, that might be stopping you.

    i used a advert blocker which didn't like my firefox update and videos stopped working on youtube...

  • They stick to ensure pregnancy, to keep the sperm inside for a time. Its really funny when the male dog is a good bit shorter, his rear legs will be suspended in air. (happened to my dog, painfully hilarious...)

  • That dog loves to play... hahaha

  • It is chicken strips in the UK. In france it's chicken goujons LOL

  • well.. you already have a lot of coments here... so i'm pretty shure some one already explained that dog thing...

    but i'm gonna tell it anyway lol

    when a dog humps a "bitch", it sitcks together to give its sperm time to act... because normaly, another dog may hump her right after him and that will increse its chances of empregnating the female.

  • @67kneil thumb up to you:) I have some unwanted experience:)

  • some people do get stuck together after sex its called a relationship or marriage or somthing like that :)

  • The reason dogs "lock" together is to reduce the chances of other dogs successfully mating and reproducing with the bitch.

  • @Pundit041 Beat me to it, but I agree.

  • This is bullshit! I can only "like" it one time!

  • This video has the greenest like/dislike bar.

  • dogs get stuck like that just like we get married its called the pussy trap

  • I'm glad humans didnt evolve like dogs. What if the husband came home and found me stuck to his wife, i'd be dead.

  • ah at last u put the extended video with that dog at the end :)

  • These guys look like samurai on bikes no wonder they produce ninjas etc ;D

  • are you the token white guy in this group?

  • eheheeheh I got a dog just like that, "labrador" and "she's" fat also hahahah 35+ kilos!

  • @BBoyXy Translation for anyone too lazy or afraid to switch to the metric system: 77.1617918+ pounds!

  • Cigarette after sex is unbeatable!! That or having a piss...what?! it burns from the inside just the right amount...mmmk.

  • I love that dog and that guy playing with him

  • @13mordeth Hey M13 can you do a review of the new MotoGP 10/11 game? I enjoy your gaming vids and am interested in what you think of it.

  • Lol.!3. Love da vid.

  • Canines "tie" after sex to ensure insemination, the male's penis "knots", at the base of it there's a sort of a ball that inflates called the "bulbis glandis". They remain tied for 5-30 minutes.

  • why is there a 4 min add, that cool.

  • I think they do it to stop other dogs getting their seed in

  • Mordeth if those are Bridgestone Battlax tires for the love of all things good get rid of those evil hard compound pos tires before they hurt you.

  • wow the dainese man was really goin at it!

  • We call it a chicken strip in Ireland or at least I do. Not sure about englishire.

  • seeing locals like that makes me miss Asia

  • Great explanation for those that don't understand hanging off the bike changes lean angle!!

  • Like how the dog is sleeping under the Slurpee machine, and is like: "You're waking me up for such *lame* petting - I'm sleepy, stop bugging me!"

    LAter, outside, the pooch is awake and enjoying playing with you guys...

  • dang..i've never seen a fat dog before

  • that dog has had alot of slurpies

  • lol the dog seems to be having a lot of fun :D

  • I always thought they got stuck together to keep other male dogs from coming over for sloppy seconds?

    hahaha

  • Maybe if you were in a world populated by dogs, you would cling to another humans side.

  • lol, the look on the dogs face is priceless

  • wow, you taught me something new today mordeth... I didn't know dogs got stuck together after sex too, I thought it was just artic wolves and stuff! Take that Discovery channel! I guess it makes sense though, dogs are just tame wolves really thanks to humans.

  • The dogs haven't finished - it's called the "tie", where part of the dogs penis swells to allow sperm transfer to take place.

  • From what I remember a high school biology teacher told me (and I'm a bio major aha) a dog penis is slightly barbed. When it is erect it grips the vagina a bit so she can't get away during sex. I'm guessing the just finished, it are in the process if making sweet sweet love.

  • um at :32 uh i know this is stupid but uh were they uh having sex??????

  • body lean more = bike lean less

    oh, you are saying that now...

  • is the weed good down there?

  • @OneMillonAce Weed is more illegal than Crystal Meth in Taiwan (because all the Asians do meth.....while only the foreigners smoke weed).

  • it not fat, it's just big boned, get it... i crack my self up

  • its not fat

  • That dog is not fat it's fluffy :p

  • i smiled so much while watching this XD

  • Can't remember where but a women called a 911 dispatcher and told him that her dog and another dog were "stuck" together. The dispatcher calmly told her that they would become "unstuck" in a little while. The women sounded unconvinced but trusted the certified dispatcher... I wonder if the other dog had puppies and she called concerned that the stork was now missing...

  • Dogs get stuck to increase chances of conception.

    It hasn't been "bred out" by evolution, because dogs that get stuck get more babies ;)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    m13 ur hilarious

  • ...two dogs stuck together? W'the fuck mate.

    I am better at left turns on bikes as well.

    I thought they were being mean to the dog at first but then I notice the dog was enjoying it. I uh, played Black Ops all night last night... and my kill/death ratio was fucked up the ass. I don't know what was wrong with me. I lost my touch. Weirdly, I'm better with green crosshairs than red crosshairs. I don't know why. Weird huh? I've been testing out different weapons, I can't find this one awesome one.

  • Nice tires.

  • All dogs get stuck for around 5-10 min after intercorse. The male's prostate swells up during the act and has to swell back down for them to detach. My sister breads dogs, I see it all the time lol

  • @whitewolfdemon14 She might breed dogs but a dogs'. prostate is on on the end of its dick and thats where the swelling is. Show her a chart on the anatomy.

  • No you are right chickenstrips !

  • Damn that dog has strong grip.

  • Wow, i thought that only happened with Wolves...

    I wouldn't want to be stuck to a women after sex...All i wanna do is clean up and have a sandwich....

    Maybe that's how we've evolved into cuddling....

  • @Jaythechauffeur Cuddling? You gay? After sex I jump out of bed and turn on my PS3......or in this case answer comments under my vids.

  • @13mordeth Im 14 and never get out of the house. your videos are a great substitute. haha.

  • @13mordeth:P I didn't say I wanted to cuddle....I don't like holding hands, Kissing, or cuddling...Just straight sex........And with a woman...lol

  • @Jaythechauffeur Ahhh, well if you don't kiss, cuddle or hold hands.....then that means you aren't attracted to women and only do straight sex to relieve yourself. Don't worry one day you'll meet the right guy and a whole new world of kissing and cuddling will be opened up to you.

  • @13mordeth LOLOL that's hilarious. 

  • @13mordeth HAHA funniest thing i heard in a while.

  • @13mordeth ROFL

  • @13mordeth What's with the gay bashing? No I am not gay, nor is Jaythechauffeur most likely. Odd comments from you today. I fellow that turns on his computer after sex has no room to talk. ---

  • @tesskansas Why? Is there no room to talk after one turns on his or her computer? You didn't really make it clear what you were talking about, "I fellow" What's an "I fellow"?

  • @13mordeth what was the dog biting on at the end of the video?

  • @Jaythechauffeur LOL you seem very self conscious after mordeth13 commented on you. If you like cuddling with your woman that's cool man. Don't try to backpedal now! :P

  • @13mordeth I'm the same, except I turn the computer on haha.

  • @13mordeth So wait.... You just had sex???? LOL.

  • @13mordeth Is it true that asian chicks fall asleep during sex? 

  • @13mordeth Yeah, cuddling his girlfriend after sex is very gay for a guy (with a girlfriend)

  • @13mordeth omg , you play ps3 ?

    awesome , name on ps3 ? lets play black ops sometime ,

    (i have no ps3 for 3 weeks becuz of sony )

  • @13mordeth LOL. Mordeth FTW.

  • dogs getting stuck = "they are cuddling" in human terms. Ever notice how the male dog never looks happy after they get stuck?

  • its called a chicken strip in england ;)

  • i see your friend from the bike shop is playing with the dog lol what a nice fat dog

  • cool dog

  • yeah they're chicken strips in the uk but most people are so slow they have chicken fillets..

  • Wussy lines! Here in England ive heard both chicken strips and wussy lines. Like "hey man man up you are such a wuss!"

  • thank you mordeth13 for advertising the "LoL" game in the videos you posted a while ago. LoL rocks!

  • Fat dog :D

  • From england to you 13mordeth we call it chickenstrips as well, i've not heard different.

  • It doesn't evolve out of dogs because humans are not related at all. The closest resemblance goes all the way up the tree to mammal.

  • Dogs geting stuck? Just about everything that happens because of sex has evolved that way to increase the chances of conception. Ever notice when there are more dogs around two dogs humping, the others try to take turns? Well if daddy gets stuck inside mommy the other dogs won't get their turn right away and the lucky dog has a better chance at being a dad.

  • Nice one on that lean angle. What tires are those?

  • @lonelykatana Nice story, dogs love tug of war. Mine will bug me to keep playing but man it hurts your hands after a while haha.

  • Cute dog, it's cool that they let it just hang out in the store.

  • @lonelykatana but i do agree with you, not all dogs are the same and I am probably wrong.

  • @lonelykatana the dogs gonna dread reliving that feeling of insecurity and is going to start snarking or growling when someone does that. hitting the ball in hits mouth is fine. but acting in an aggressive way that causes the dog to second guess a human in its mind is usually a bad thing. dogs are pretty good at adapting to human actions.

  • They all look like frikin samurais

  • @lonelykatana sure but i doubt this dog sees them on a daily basis and is fully confident around them to be comfortable with being swatted at. i did actually notice the dog blink when it was being swatted at. From my experience when a dog has to blink it usually hesitates and expects some kind of action upon it (whether its abused or not). the fact it has to close it eyes makes it uneasy and unsure and thus its defenceless for that period of time. same thing goes for humans. eventually

  • @walkertexasranger33 It blinks because its a natural reaction. I'm sure if someone was swatting at me, I would blink. Also, I think the dog would have left if it felt defencless or in danger. You're definatly over-thinking that whole situation, and/or you have never had a dog.

  • @purplemunshkin i think you're kinda forgetting the dog has a brain and memory. Reptitive actions that turn the dog off will result in bad or moody behaviour by the dog when put in that situation. I do have a dog and i know first hand how these problems develop

  • Dose happen to people. Only if you mistake Ky for super glue !

  • They weren't abusing that dog at the end... haha whoever said that is stupid... My Australian Shepherd always plays tug of war with me and she's 5... Everytime I give up, she comes right back with her rope and puts it right in front of me to play more.

  • mordeth you look like a murderer with that balaclava on.

  • What were you guys wrestling from the dog?

  • What was the guy trying to get of the dog at the end?

  • I had a dog that loved to play tug-o-war like that all the time.

  • Lol mordeth i love the fanny pack

  • thug of war game :D

    my dog loves playing with me only that he uses door mats.

    about the the sex organ, there was an incident way back in the 90's i think it happened in an arab country that a couple got rushed to a hospital because the guy's pennis got stuck in his girlfriends's vagina he can't pull out his thing because it's painful. maybe they got less lubricated or something.

  • those asian guys shouldnt be making fast movements in the dogs face, itll startle it and cause it to develop aggressive behaviour. grabbing the thing in its mouth is great and ok but swatting at it is another thing.

  • people do get stuck together after sex... its called marriage

  • 2:35 that awesome how u already noticed from playing around to slaping the plastic thing can lead to someone thinking wrong n just hitting the dog or something u know but yur there so for sure u wont let that happen. Thats the guy from the Kawasaki store that works there, ithink, changed yur schooter into an awesome hello kitty ride. cool doggie at the store chilling.

  • What was in the dogs mouth?