Thank fuck we dont get stuck after sex cuz then my girl would be like "ok now we're going clothing shopping" and i'll be like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I*LL NEVER HAVE SEX....untill dinner time that it ;)"
I'm not sure if someone told you yet or not, but the reason dogs get stuck after sex is because the male's penis swells up to keep it from pulling out early.
13mordeth, Have you seen or read any of the stuff from Keith Code? Look up Twist of the Wrist 2 DVD. EVERYONE who is riding a bike or thinking about riding a bike should read his books or watch the dvd. You can buy it or download it whichever, just get it!
Basically the bulbous glands of the male’s penis swell inside the female dog's vagina. The dogs are virtually locked together for 15-20 minutes, during this time the chances for a good insemination rise.
its because when a dog ejaculates a knot formes in the shaft of there penis so they can either forcfully pull out which would hurt or they can stay stuck together for 20 mins or so tilll the knot isnt swollen
@13mordeth Hate to be crude, but the "stuck" issue is because dogs' nuts are actually attatched to their penis, so during sex, the nuts get caught up in there, and can pull out after the blood leaves. It helps with empregnation, and stretches out the folds in the vaginal lining, increasing the exposed area to be fertilized...Not to mention, it is a "plug, preventing sperm from escaping too soon. Hope I didn't offend anyone, it's biology.
The system has evolved toward this M13, because K9s don't have sperm storage. So the male needs time to produce AND transport AND release the sperm. The male ensures that all of this -necessary for reproduction- stuff can actually happen in a copulation, by having a penis that swells and lodges in place for the time it takes him to do all that.
(testicles have nothing to do with it.)
(the vagina is not the receptive part in any mammal species)
@balisticsquirel No, dude, I seen it one time.. their nuts are litterally attatched to the penis. Besides, you really think anyone will believe that sperm can be "made" in seconds? come on now. That must be a longer process than that, probably hours or even a day..and as far as your statement that "sperm never escapes" is bull. If I'm balls deep in some chick and haven't been laid in a while I'm gonna fill her to the brim.. some is gonna escape fo show..
Sorry, but I can't even explain how many ways you're wrong in the ~480 characters here. Never mind explain the copulation system. So that will have to do.
Anyone truly interested can look for info on dog copulation / mating and the "tying" online. Wiki is a good place to start.
You are correct about the sperm production though. It's more like ripening. And the tying is MORE about the slow ejaculation & other things.
@balisticsquirel I guess if not having a PHD in dogsex is considered being an idiot, I'm guilty as charged. You have shamed me greatly, and tonight I'm gonna cry myself to sleep.
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Its always the Gooks that ride those gay street bikes. A real motorcycle is a Harley Davidson or a chopper. Does not get any manlier or more American than that.
the dogs stay together cause most mammals have some sort of spikes in their penises, so they can't really get it out. The theory is, that this happens to prevent some other male from inseminating the female and reducing chances to produce offspring.
I wanna ride with the HOT guy playing with the dog 2:54 M13 can he and I borrow the HK scooter and well....err u know ride and stuff. What?? No?? I can only ride with you?? BOSS!! OK! LOL
Ok have a few things to comment here, first thank you for doing video's of and around the streets there, has been very helpful in seeing what is to come when I finish my BA and hopefully come teach there. And I give props to anyone who is an animal lover, very cool.
Have gotten use to your off humor, but the question as to why dogs stick together during or after sex, topped it all. But cool job on the videos here and the actual site.
I wouldn't mind being stuck in a female. As difficult of a time as they give us trying to get in there in the first place, they sort of deserve it. Though I'd be pretty pissed if she got up and started walking around on the street while I'm stuck.
When I was a 7 years old I ate a metal can into pieces and thinking I'm like the bad guy from james bond, named Jaw. That just came into my mind, lol..
@13mordeth Not as much chicken strip, but yours isn't a full on sports bike, so you have 160 tyres, so it's easier to reach the limit of the tyre hehe
They stick to ensure pregnancy, to keep the sperm inside for a time. Its really funny when the male dog is a good bit shorter, his rear legs will be suspended in air. (happened to my dog, painfully hilarious...)
well.. you already have a lot of coments here... so i'm pretty shure some one already explained that dog thing...
but i'm gonna tell it anyway lol
when a dog humps a "bitch", it sitcks together to give its sperm time to act... because normaly, another dog may hump her right after him and that will increse its chances of empregnating the female.
Canines "tie" after sex to ensure insemination, the male's penis "knots", at the base of it there's a sort of a ball that inflates called the "bulbis glandis". They remain tied for 5-30 minutes.
wow, you taught me something new today mordeth... I didn't know dogs got stuck together after sex too, I thought it was just artic wolves and stuff! Take that Discovery channel! I guess it makes sense though, dogs are just tame wolves really thanks to humans.
From what I remember a high school biology teacher told me (and I'm a bio major aha) a dog penis is slightly barbed. When it is erect it grips the vagina a bit so she can't get away during sex. I'm guessing the just finished, it are in the process if making sweet sweet love.
Can't remember where but a women called a 911 dispatcher and told him that her dog and another dog were "stuck" together. The dispatcher calmly told her that they would become "unstuck" in a little while. The women sounded unconvinced but trusted the certified dispatcher... I wonder if the other dog had puppies and she called concerned that the stork was now missing...
I thought they were being mean to the dog at first but then I notice the dog was enjoying it. I uh, played Black Ops all night last night... and my kill/death ratio was fucked up the ass. I don't know what was wrong with me. I lost my touch. Weirdly, I'm better with green crosshairs than red crosshairs. I don't know why. Weird huh? I've been testing out different weapons, I can't find this one awesome one.
All dogs get stuck for around 5-10 min after intercorse. The male's prostate swells up during the act and has to swell back down for them to detach. My sister breads dogs, I see it all the time lol
@whitewolfdemon14 She might breed dogs but a dogs'. prostate is on on the end of its dick and thats where the swelling is. Show her a chart on the anatomy.
@Jaythechauffeur Ahhh, well if you don't kiss, cuddle or hold hands.....then that means you aren't attracted to women and only do straight sex to relieve yourself. Don't worry one day you'll meet the right guy and a whole new world of kissing and cuddling will be opened up to you.
@13mordeth What's with the gay bashing? No I am not gay, nor is Jaythechauffeur most likely. Odd comments from you today. I fellow that turns on his computer after sex has no room to talk. ---
@tesskansas Why? Is there no room to talk after one turns on his or her computer? You didn't really make it clear what you were talking about, "I fellow" What's an "I fellow"?
@Jaythechauffeur LOL you seem very self conscious after mordeth13 commented on you. If you like cuddling with your woman that's cool man. Don't try to backpedal now! :P
Dogs geting stuck? Just about everything that happens because of sex has evolved that way to increase the chances of conception. Ever notice when there are more dogs around two dogs humping, the others try to take turns? Well if daddy gets stuck inside mommy the other dogs won't get their turn right away and the lucky dog has a better chance at being a dad.
@lonelykatana the dogs gonna dread reliving that feeling of insecurity and is going to start snarking or growling when someone does that. hitting the ball in hits mouth is fine. but acting in an aggressive way that causes the dog to second guess a human in its mind is usually a bad thing. dogs are pretty good at adapting to human actions.
@lonelykatana sure but i doubt this dog sees them on a daily basis and is fully confident around them to be comfortable with being swatted at. i did actually notice the dog blink when it was being swatted at. From my experience when a dog has to blink it usually hesitates and expects some kind of action upon it (whether its abused or not). the fact it has to close it eyes makes it uneasy and unsure and thus its defenceless for that period of time. same thing goes for humans. eventually
@walkertexasranger33 It blinks because its a natural reaction. I'm sure if someone was swatting at me, I would blink. Also, I think the dog would have left if it felt defencless or in danger. You're definatly over-thinking that whole situation, and/or you have never had a dog.
@purplemunshkin i think you're kinda forgetting the dog has a brain and memory. Reptitive actions that turn the dog off will result in bad or moody behaviour by the dog when put in that situation. I do have a dog and i know first hand how these problems develop
They weren't abusing that dog at the end... haha whoever said that is stupid... My Australian Shepherd always plays tug of war with me and she's 5... Everytime I give up, she comes right back with her rope and puts it right in front of me to play more.
my dog loves playing with me only that he uses door mats.
about the the sex organ, there was an incident way back in the 90's i think it happened in an arab country that a couple got rushed to a hospital because the guy's pennis got stuck in his girlfriends's vagina he can't pull out his thing because it's painful. maybe they got less lubricated or something.
those asian guys shouldnt be making fast movements in the dogs face, itll startle it and cause it to develop aggressive behaviour. grabbing the thing in its mouth is great and ok but swatting at it is another thing.
2:35 that awesome how u already noticed from playing around to slaping the plastic thing can lead to someone thinking wrong n just hitting the dog or something u know but yur there so for sure u wont let that happen. Thats the guy from the Kawasaki store that works there, ithink, changed yur schooter into an awesome hello kitty ride. cool doggie at the store chilling.
its still a chicken strip in england :)
mx97jb 13 minutes ago
That dog pwns all bikers
turbo311 1 week ago
Thank fuck we dont get stuck after sex cuz then my girl would be like "ok now we're going clothing shopping" and i'll be like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I*LL NEVER HAVE SEX....untill dinner time that it ;)"
TheMightyDahQ 1 month ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä 13mordeth
Dog so fat is animal cruelty.
powderremicrider 1 month ago
Dogs stick together WHILE having sex because the penis of a dog gets swollen so that the bitch dosnt runs away.
TheCrankaintdead 3 months ago
Dogs have barbed wangs. It's why you shouldn't throw water on scrumping dogs. They will hurt each other by pulling out.
TheDustinsandwich 7 months ago
you should have tried to pull them apart
BALJIT147 7 months ago
has anyone ever told u u sound like kermet the frog?
heyheyitsjames 8 months ago
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1775edde 9 months ago
I'm not sure if someone told you yet or not, but the reason dogs get stuck after sex is because the male's penis swells up to keep it from pulling out early.
inverseactuality 10 months ago
the dogs stick together coz they were scared by something when they did it :D
lauris15151 11 months ago
im subscribing
mrcrazyppl1 11 months ago
your vids always make me feel like im good on a bike xD danke
duprey0 11 months ago
13mordeth, Have you seen or read any of the stuff from Keith Code? Look up Twist of the Wrist 2 DVD. EVERYONE who is riding a bike or thinking about riding a bike should read his books or watch the dvd. You can buy it or download it whichever, just get it!
NicksterOnAGixxer 11 months ago
Basically the bulbous glands of the male’s penis swell inside the female dog's vagina. The dogs are virtually locked together for 15-20 minutes, during this time the chances for a good insemination rise.
AlexEttelis 11 months ago
@AlexEttelis listen to him M13,..he's the real deal when it comes to dog fucking!
gynecolog1st 10 months ago
why do you wear a mask all the time? seriously, i never take mine when riding.
Poltergeyst 11 months ago
come on, you'd rather leave than staying in the nice warm oven? ;)
wilcooper64 11 months ago
It must be an American female Dog
MrGreenday 11 months ago
its because when a dog ejaculates a knot formes in the shaft of there penis so they can either forcfully pull out which would hurt or they can stay stuck together for 20 mins or so tilll the knot isnt swollen
dontcareboutname1 11 months ago 2
That dog's amazing.
r4x2 11 months ago
@13mordeth Hate to be crude, but the "stuck" issue is because dogs' nuts are actually attatched to their penis, so during sex, the nuts get caught up in there, and can pull out after the blood leaves. It helps with empregnation, and stretches out the folds in the vaginal lining, increasing the exposed area to be fertilized...Not to mention, it is a "plug, preventing sperm from escaping too soon. Hope I didn't offend anyone, it's biology.
Yankeeprepperasshat 11 months ago
@Yankeeprepperasshat
um, NO!
The system has evolved toward this M13, because K9s don't have sperm storage. So the male needs time to produce AND transport AND release the sperm. The male ensures that all of this -necessary for reproduction- stuff can actually happen in a copulation, by having a penis that swells and lodges in place for the time it takes him to do all that.
(testicles have nothing to do with it.)
(the vagina is not the receptive part in any mammal species)
(sperm never escapes)
balisticsquirel 11 months ago
@balisticsquirel No, dude, I seen it one time.. their nuts are litterally attatched to the penis. Besides, you really think anyone will believe that sperm can be "made" in seconds? come on now. That must be a longer process than that, probably hours or even a day..and as far as your statement that "sperm never escapes" is bull. If I'm balls deep in some chick and haven't been laid in a while I'm gonna fill her to the brim.. some is gonna escape fo show..
Yankeeprepperasshat 11 months ago
@Yankeeprepperasshat
Haaaaahahaha You're an idiot.
Sorry, but I can't even explain how many ways you're wrong in the ~480 characters here. Never mind explain the copulation system. So that will have to do.
Anyone truly interested can look for info on dog copulation / mating and the "tying" online. Wiki is a good place to start.
You are correct about the sperm production though. It's more like ripening. And the tying is MORE about the slow ejaculation & other things.
Get that problem seen to.
balisticsquirel 11 months ago
@balisticsquirel I guess if not having a PHD in dogsex is considered being an idiot, I'm guilty as charged. You have shamed me greatly, and tonight I'm gonna cry myself to sleep.
Yankeeprepperasshat 11 months ago
How did you get the name mordeth again? :)
ColDwight 11 months ago
@ColDwight I think it was from some book..
SmokeyCough 11 months ago
Dog: MY GARBAGE!!! YOU GET OFF!!
kwijaeboner 11 months ago
What dont you get stuck together weird ...
stoopefy 11 months ago
Dogs are all related from CHina 15,000 Years ago. Humans are atleast 5 million years old. There kinda big difference :D
antonyr123 11 months ago
anyone notice when he says "cool" he brings up the camera to show the floor mat where it also says cool
bmorrisseau24 11 months ago
Still call them chicken strips in UK I think. At least I do :-/
perks320 11 months ago
@perks320 yup chicken strips in uk too
Thunderous71 11 months ago
holy shit thats a fat dog
PandemoniumStudios3 11 months ago
what hand are you? that will determine what side ur better at leaning with
XeroFailGames 11 months ago
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Its always the Gooks that ride those gay street bikes. A real motorcycle is a Harley Davidson or a chopper. Does not get any manlier or more American than that.
woodsman513 11 months ago
@woodsman513 You're just plain old ignorant.
TheMayonnayse 11 months ago
@woodsman513 im sure you need that extra muscle to haul your sister home from the nascar races on the back of it for some good ol' inbred loving
ChaseSpeer 11 months ago
The dog gets stuck because the dog's penis is barbed.
moguls914 11 months ago
the dogs stay together cause most mammals have some sort of spikes in their penises, so they can't really get it out. The theory is, that this happens to prevent some other male from inseminating the female and reducing chances to produce offspring.
TheStrayHotdog 11 months ago
rear tyre + sandpaper = biker cred
Just joking man :)
thesmellofnapalm22 11 months ago
I LOVE your videos!
skatepeak 11 months ago
he took that dog behind the fence and they got STUCK together ....
ragedmaximus 11 months ago
I wanna ride with the HOT guy playing with the dog 2:54 M13 can he and I borrow the HK scooter and well....err u know ride and stuff. What?? No?? I can only ride with you?? BOSS!! OK! LOL
zeta3cat 11 months ago
hahaha thats awesome!
MechRider89 11 months ago
that dog is prob like finally people are playing with me
bkillinsoftly 11 months ago
Ok have a few things to comment here, first thank you for doing video's of and around the streets there, has been very helpful in seeing what is to come when I finish my BA and hopefully come teach there. And I give props to anyone who is an animal lover, very cool.
Have gotten use to your off humor, but the question as to why dogs stick together during or after sex, topped it all. But cool job on the videos here and the actual site.
photguy66 11 months ago
Fat dog is cool!
I wouldn't mind being stuck in a female. As difficult of a time as they give us trying to get in there in the first place, they sort of deserve it. Though I'd be pretty pissed if she got up and started walking around on the street while I'm stuck.
Jafromobile 11 months ago
Paying tug with a can, bad for dogs teeth.
chunkylover48 11 months ago
@chunkylover48 It's not a can. it's a plastic bottle. Which isn't great....but not as bad as a can would be.
13mordeth 11 months ago 16
@13mordeth Ah that's fine then really. My dog loves bottles :D
chunkylover48 11 months ago
@13mordeth
When I was a 7 years old I ate a metal can into pieces and thinking I'm like the bad guy from james bond, named Jaw. That just came into my mind, lol..
MikkoMuhis 11 months ago
@13mordeth or rope, wood or bone.
rtepic 11 months ago
@13mordeth Not as much chicken strip, but yours isn't a full on sports bike, so you have 160 tyres, so it's easier to reach the limit of the tyre hehe
akamikeg 11 months ago
it's something to do with the gos penis tieing in knot or something, i know it sounds wierd and unlikly but still.
DayLight95 11 months ago
that looks like a gentle dog
worldtravel101 11 months ago
dogs have been evolving millions of years longer than humans
EDog1o1 11 months ago
I can't watch the video :(
It shows a play button, but when I click it, it doesn't play.
This keeps happening to me on a bunch of videos.
Does anyone know the problem?
fargon123 11 months ago
@fargon123 Use a different browser. IE, Firefox, Google Chrome......if one doesn't work try a different one.
13mordeth 11 months ago 6
@13mordeth Ahh, thank you M13! I don't know why I didn't try that. Firefox usually works all the time.
fargon123 11 months ago
@13mordeth I think I figured it out. I think my ad-blocker is interfering with the videos. Youtube may have finally fixed that loophole.
fargon123 11 months ago
@fargon123 Try firefox or chrome. Im guessing ur using inet explorer?
EtyleN 11 months ago
@EtyleN nobody should ever use IE.
ericbombardier 11 months ago
@fargon123
I had this problem the the other week, delete all your hhistory and all will be good :)
dippidop 11 months ago
@fargon123 Same problem on firefox in the last few days. Google chrome loads it fine.
dbauernf 11 months ago
@fargon123 i had that,, if your using and add on which needs updating, that might be stopping you.
i used a advert blocker which didn't like my firefox update and videos stopped working on youtube...
mrpunisher123451 9 months ago
They stick to ensure pregnancy, to keep the sperm inside for a time. Its really funny when the male dog is a good bit shorter, his rear legs will be suspended in air. (happened to my dog, painfully hilarious...)
dracdrum 11 months ago
That dog loves to play... hahaha
JhonyGP 11 months ago
It is chicken strips in the UK. In france it's chicken goujons LOL
robertwillmer 11 months ago
well.. you already have a lot of coments here... so i'm pretty shure some one already explained that dog thing...
but i'm gonna tell it anyway lol
when a dog humps a "bitch", it sitcks together to give its sperm time to act... because normaly, another dog may hump her right after him and that will increse its chances of empregnating the female.
canis002 11 months ago
@67kneil thumb up to you:) I have some unwanted experience:)
venyusz01 11 months ago
some people do get stuck together after sex its called a relationship or marriage or somthing like that :)
67kneil 11 months ago 41
The reason dogs "lock" together is to reduce the chances of other dogs successfully mating and reproducing with the bitch.
Pundit041 11 months ago
@Pundit041 Beat me to it, but I agree.
Arkantos117 11 months ago
This is bullshit! I can only "like" it one time!
Pundit041 11 months ago
This video has the greenest like/dislike bar.
FinalCorner 11 months ago
dogs get stuck like that just like we get married its called the pussy trap
crabyars 11 months ago
I'm glad humans didnt evolve like dogs. What if the husband came home and found me stuck to his wife, i'd be dead.
syncmaster915n 11 months ago
ah at last u put the extended video with that dog at the end :)
qwStyle 11 months ago
These guys look like samurai on bikes no wonder they produce ninjas etc ;D
Johnno3D 11 months ago
are you the token white guy in this group?
SkypE092 11 months ago
eheheeheh I got a dog just like that, "labrador" and "she's" fat also hahahah 35+ kilos!
BBoyXy 11 months ago
@BBoyXy Translation for anyone too lazy or afraid to switch to the metric system: 77.1617918+ pounds!
delacob 11 months ago
Cigarette after sex is unbeatable!! That or having a piss...what?! it burns from the inside just the right amount...mmmk.
Crystalinalake 11 months ago
I love that dog and that guy playing with him
zackrulz626 11 months ago
@13mordeth Hey M13 can you do a review of the new MotoGP 10/11 game? I enjoy your gaming vids and am interested in what you think of it.
NinjaVince1 11 months ago
Lol.!3. Love da vid.
sleep410 11 months ago
Canines "tie" after sex to ensure insemination, the male's penis "knots", at the base of it there's a sort of a ball that inflates called the "bulbis glandis". They remain tied for 5-30 minutes.
ChibiBritishGir 11 months ago
why is there a 4 min add, that cool.
evilmuffen117 11 months ago
I think they do it to stop other dogs getting their seed in
klestor 11 months ago
Mordeth if those are Bridgestone Battlax tires for the love of all things good get rid of those evil hard compound pos tires before they hurt you.
musickid1090 11 months ago
wow the dainese man was really goin at it!
cyclopse50 11 months ago
We call it a chicken strip in Ireland or at least I do. Not sure about englishire.
simon44 11 months ago
seeing locals like that makes me miss Asia
Bradc19 11 months ago
Great explanation for those that don't understand hanging off the bike changes lean angle!!
WildmanR1 11 months ago
Like how the dog is sleeping under the Slurpee machine, and is like: "You're waking me up for such *lame* petting - I'm sleepy, stop bugging me!"
LAter, outside, the pooch is awake and enjoying playing with you guys...
chemech 11 months ago
dang..i've never seen a fat dog before
jrahm001 11 months ago
that dog has had alot of slurpies
farthead4321 11 months ago
lol the dog seems to be having a lot of fun :D
MetalPlatedHand 11 months ago
I always thought they got stuck together to keep other male dogs from coming over for sloppy seconds?
hahaha
wat720 11 months ago
Maybe if you were in a world populated by dogs, you would cling to another humans side.
bee2424 11 months ago
lol, the look on the dogs face is priceless
cornrows1978 11 months ago
wow, you taught me something new today mordeth... I didn't know dogs got stuck together after sex too, I thought it was just artic wolves and stuff! Take that Discovery channel! I guess it makes sense though, dogs are just tame wolves really thanks to humans.
Crana 11 months ago
The dogs haven't finished - it's called the "tie", where part of the dogs penis swells to allow sperm transfer to take place.
Oochia 11 months ago
From what I remember a high school biology teacher told me (and I'm a bio major aha) a dog penis is slightly barbed. When it is erect it grips the vagina a bit so she can't get away during sex. I'm guessing the just finished, it are in the process if making sweet sweet love.
proatlife 11 months ago
um at :32 uh i know this is stupid but uh were they uh having sex??????
fallenyuko99 11 months ago
body lean more = bike lean less
oh, you are saying that now...
postiez 11 months ago
is the weed good down there?
OneMillonAce 11 months ago
@OneMillonAce Weed is more illegal than Crystal Meth in Taiwan (because all the Asians do meth.....while only the foreigners smoke weed).
13mordeth 11 months ago 5
it not fat, it's just big boned, get it... i crack my self up
nokiakeys 11 months ago
its not fat
89KxRider 11 months ago
That dog is not fat it's fluffy :p
Cebrail1991 11 months ago
i smiled so much while watching this XD
awhcom 11 months ago
Can't remember where but a women called a 911 dispatcher and told him that her dog and another dog were "stuck" together. The dispatcher calmly told her that they would become "unstuck" in a little while. The women sounded unconvinced but trusted the certified dispatcher... I wonder if the other dog had puppies and she called concerned that the stork was now missing...
lvsmagic 11 months ago
Dogs get stuck to increase chances of conception.
It hasn't been "bred out" by evolution, because dogs that get stuck get more babies ;)
ApemanMonkey 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
m13 ur hilarious
worlddxb 11 months ago
...two dogs stuck together? W'the fuck mate.
I am better at left turns on bikes as well.
I thought they were being mean to the dog at first but then I notice the dog was enjoying it. I uh, played Black Ops all night last night... and my kill/death ratio was fucked up the ass. I don't know what was wrong with me. I lost my touch. Weirdly, I'm better with green crosshairs than red crosshairs. I don't know why. Weird huh? I've been testing out different weapons, I can't find this one awesome one.
SCHIZOPHRENlC 11 months ago
Nice tires.
jaycarmine 11 months ago
All dogs get stuck for around 5-10 min after intercorse. The male's prostate swells up during the act and has to swell back down for them to detach. My sister breads dogs, I see it all the time lol
whitewolfdemon14 11 months ago
@whitewolfdemon14 She might breed dogs but a dogs'. prostate is on on the end of its dick and thats where the swelling is. Show her a chart on the anatomy.
JOHNDEEBANK 11 months ago
No you are right chickenstrips !
Martinnc30 11 months ago
Damn that dog has strong grip.
shiftplusone80 11 months ago
Wow, i thought that only happened with Wolves...
I wouldn't want to be stuck to a women after sex...All i wanna do is clean up and have a sandwich....
Maybe that's how we've evolved into cuddling....
Jaythechauffeur 11 months ago 10
@Jaythechauffeur Cuddling? You gay? After sex I jump out of bed and turn on my PS3......or in this case answer comments under my vids.
13mordeth 11 months ago 52
@13mordeth Im 14 and never get out of the house. your videos are a great substitute. haha.
videogamer65 11 months ago
@13mordeth:P I didn't say I wanted to cuddle....I don't like holding hands, Kissing, or cuddling...Just straight sex........And with a woman...lol
Jaythechauffeur 11 months ago 2
@Jaythechauffeur Ahhh, well if you don't kiss, cuddle or hold hands.....then that means you aren't attracted to women and only do straight sex to relieve yourself. Don't worry one day you'll meet the right guy and a whole new world of kissing and cuddling will be opened up to you.
13mordeth 11 months ago 71
@13mordeth LOLOL that's hilarious.
terran236 11 months ago
@13mordeth HAHA funniest thing i heard in a while.
EMIHM 11 months ago
@13mordeth ROFL
zeejenkins 11 months ago
@13mordeth What's with the gay bashing? No I am not gay, nor is Jaythechauffeur most likely. Odd comments from you today. I fellow that turns on his computer after sex has no room to talk. ---
tesskansas 11 months ago
@tesskansas Why? Is there no room to talk after one turns on his or her computer? You didn't really make it clear what you were talking about, "I fellow" What's an "I fellow"?
SpeedStrike7 11 months ago
@13mordeth what was the dog biting on at the end of the video?
azndragonbuster 11 months ago
@Jaythechauffeur LOL you seem very self conscious after mordeth13 commented on you. If you like cuddling with your woman that's cool man. Don't try to backpedal now! :P
terran236 11 months ago
@13mordeth I'm the same, except I turn the computer on haha.
leagle0147 11 months ago
@13mordeth So wait.... You just had sex???? LOL.
jayco941 11 months ago
@13mordeth Is it true that asian chicks fall asleep during sex?
EtyleN 11 months ago
@13mordeth Yeah, cuddling his girlfriend after sex is very gay for a guy (with a girlfriend)
ericbombardier 11 months ago
@13mordeth omg , you play ps3 ?
awesome , name on ps3 ? lets play black ops sometime ,
(i have no ps3 for 3 weeks becuz of sony )
killermoens 11 months ago
@13mordeth LOL. Mordeth FTW.
SCHIZOPHRENlC 11 months ago
dogs getting stuck = "they are cuddling" in human terms. Ever notice how the male dog never looks happy after they get stuck?
grphx7 11 months ago
its called a chicken strip in england ;)
cp4781 11 months ago
i see your friend from the bike shop is playing with the dog lol what a nice fat dog
conrad4ever 11 months ago
cool dog
Aggiesgigem 11 months ago
yeah they're chicken strips in the uk but most people are so slow they have chicken fillets..
dmccfc1992 11 months ago
Wussy lines! Here in England ive heard both chicken strips and wussy lines. Like "hey man man up you are such a wuss!"
EllTheGamer 11 months ago
thank you mordeth13 for advertising the "LoL" game in the videos you posted a while ago. LoL rocks!
Xeno7771 11 months ago
Fat dog :D
Zeuspwns 11 months ago
From england to you 13mordeth we call it chickenstrips as well, i've not heard different.
Tatemo1 11 months ago
It doesn't evolve out of dogs because humans are not related at all. The closest resemblance goes all the way up the tree to mammal.
ampdgmr 11 months ago
Dogs geting stuck? Just about everything that happens because of sex has evolved that way to increase the chances of conception. Ever notice when there are more dogs around two dogs humping, the others try to take turns? Well if daddy gets stuck inside mommy the other dogs won't get their turn right away and the lucky dog has a better chance at being a dad.
ozwerks 11 months ago
Nice one on that lean angle. What tires are those?
samxtx1 11 months ago
@lonelykatana Nice story, dogs love tug of war. Mine will bug me to keep playing but man it hurts your hands after a while haha.
bfmv580 11 months ago
Cute dog, it's cool that they let it just hang out in the store.
bfmv580 11 months ago
@lonelykatana but i do agree with you, not all dogs are the same and I am probably wrong.
walkertexasranger33 11 months ago
@lonelykatana the dogs gonna dread reliving that feeling of insecurity and is going to start snarking or growling when someone does that. hitting the ball in hits mouth is fine. but acting in an aggressive way that causes the dog to second guess a human in its mind is usually a bad thing. dogs are pretty good at adapting to human actions.
walkertexasranger33 11 months ago
They all look like frikin samurais
NoKozak 11 months ago
@lonelykatana sure but i doubt this dog sees them on a daily basis and is fully confident around them to be comfortable with being swatted at. i did actually notice the dog blink when it was being swatted at. From my experience when a dog has to blink it usually hesitates and expects some kind of action upon it (whether its abused or not). the fact it has to close it eyes makes it uneasy and unsure and thus its defenceless for that period of time. same thing goes for humans. eventually
walkertexasranger33 11 months ago
@walkertexasranger33 It blinks because its a natural reaction. I'm sure if someone was swatting at me, I would blink. Also, I think the dog would have left if it felt defencless or in danger. You're definatly over-thinking that whole situation, and/or you have never had a dog.
purplemunshkin 11 months ago
@purplemunshkin i think you're kinda forgetting the dog has a brain and memory. Reptitive actions that turn the dog off will result in bad or moody behaviour by the dog when put in that situation. I do have a dog and i know first hand how these problems develop
walkertexasranger33 11 months ago
Dose happen to people. Only if you mistake Ky for super glue !
tartan1985 11 months ago
They weren't abusing that dog at the end... haha whoever said that is stupid... My Australian Shepherd always plays tug of war with me and she's 5... Everytime I give up, she comes right back with her rope and puts it right in front of me to play more.
JasinskiGolf 11 months ago
mordeth you look like a murderer with that balaclava on.
alehax27 11 months ago
What were you guys wrestling from the dog?
awesomerandomninja 11 months ago
What was the guy trying to get of the dog at the end?
FAB12UCB 11 months ago
I had a dog that loved to play tug-o-war like that all the time.
ButterflyDragon9 11 months ago
Lol mordeth i love the fanny pack
organziedchaos 11 months ago
thug of war game :D
my dog loves playing with me only that he uses door mats.
about the the sex organ, there was an incident way back in the 90's i think it happened in an arab country that a couple got rushed to a hospital because the guy's pennis got stuck in his girlfriends's vagina he can't pull out his thing because it's painful. maybe they got less lubricated or something.
tremor1016 11 months ago
those asian guys shouldnt be making fast movements in the dogs face, itll startle it and cause it to develop aggressive behaviour. grabbing the thing in its mouth is great and ok but swatting at it is another thing.
walkertexasranger33 11 months ago
people do get stuck together after sex... its called marriage
cheesegr8er 11 months ago 6
2:35 that awesome how u already noticed from playing around to slaping the plastic thing can lead to someone thinking wrong n just hitting the dog or something u know but yur there so for sure u wont let that happen. Thats the guy from the Kawasaki store that works there, ithink, changed yur schooter into an awesome hello kitty ride. cool doggie at the store chilling.
goose003 11 months ago
What was in the dogs mouth?
Jneevbe 11 months ago