TotalBiscuit and The Yogscast "play" Magicka - Part 3 - Please stop healing me

[icha44]

I WHAT IS THE MINIMUM GRAPHIC CARD REQUIREMENT!

[EpicHeros]

Whys he say "why do you hate freedom and america" when hes british and lives in england haha

[TehRavenclaww]

But... I am a bat!

[SnowyFairy1]

I dont think i can trust simon with the weapons!! I think he should hold nothing and let louis take them

[DifDemPort]

i love freedom.... but i hate america

[PoseidonPwnsYou]

@DifDemPort Your telling me that after watching a 25 minute long video that's the only intelligent comment you could think of?

[DifDemPort]

@PoseidonPwnsYou I watch these people play video games..... so yes

[gamekid537]

they should let simon use more spells because he like only uses heal and rain

[nactan]

start off each encounter by killing him as a strategy to prevent rain

[minecraftprojectism]

TB+yogs = laghing

[ValtheKnight]

did anyone else hear how the druids summon the trees?

The say "shrubbereeyy"

[GTTacKnife]

Homies unite

[Y0shi228]

Lol i said the plural of Wizard as Wizi at exactly the same time as them

[thingyjigy]

"I CAN SEE THUNDER!" "no you cant unless your a fucking bat!" ahahaha

[XDawnwhisker]

They're on the Celaeno.

[OminxxHeroblade]

if anyone can watch this without laughing i proclame you amazing

[2000ltbs]

use arcane shield, its hilarious

[greendragonvideos]

lol simon and lewis are just completely ignoring total biscuit

[MrHoneyphos]

I think a council of wizards is the collective noun

[MaxoGaming]

Why hasn't Simon learned that he can do DWARF?

[dragatus]

@MaxoGaming Because Cold (R) and Fire (F) are opposites and cancel each other out. ;)

[scythenstetson]

@dragatus And so are earth (D) and lightning (A).

[Xtapolopoketl]

@MaxoGaming Nope.. earth & lightning are oposites & cancel eachother out :p

[minecraft5525]

@MaxoGaming Dwarf wouldn't work...

[Aisee27insignia]

@MaxoGaming He did but one of the magic combinations dont work. :-/

[Bingcrusher]

Thing is Simon is actually the best at this game, he just uses his powers to troll and its hillarious :D

[NinjaBoy7480]

LOL at 8:21

[MonsteriuM]

and i was playing it alone! *for ever alone*

[kittenlover00001]

You REALLY had to let Simon have the M60?! You must be crazy!

[KiwiOrangeSparkles]

If I was totolbiscut

I would never trust Simon with the M4

[Sneezefox]

Stop leaving your good equipment on the floor!

[AroborisBattleblade]

Lol. this is gold! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Well played Yogscast and TB

[whirlwindofawesome]

omg major buttclench at leaving the cool looking staff

[oiChromezx]

10:20 all i could think about was Shadow Of Israphel

[Veggieman87]

The Three Stooges of gaming: TB (Moe)- the straightman who generally abuses the other two, Lewis (Larry)- the middleman who mediates between TB and Simon, and Simon (Curly)- the lovable oaf.

[blizwiz101]

i just relized the only thing killing you guys are your selves

[MultiGamering]

I really don't think it was a good idea to give Simon the gun

[masteroffate2692]

@MultiGamering i wish i could vote for this more than once XDDD

[ShanedawsonsrapistTV]

1 thing that pisses me off is how u continually leave staffs lying around

[MrMineboy1]

14:21 Epic battle scene here. TB and Lewis firing beams and Simon summoning rain

[Ofl124]

"Oh, I see thunder." No ya' don't. Not unless you're a f***in' bat."

I laughed so hard the rootbeer I was drinking came out of my nose.

[saveyourselfagain]

Any video involving Yogscast members is most similar to 'porn'-->

Conclusion: Most Yogscast fans use Youtube for 'porn'.

[manutdpetey123]

tb - i see thunder no you dont not unless your a fucking bat lmao classic

[MforMogul]

also the only time simon does lots of dmg its to his teammates

[MforMogul]

sword of masters or the space marines gun are my fav

[SinerAthin]

roflmao

Like 80% of their casualties are from friendly fire xD

[MrMineboy1]

Its funny how, in the middle of battle Simon looks up spells and outside of battle he uses them.

[platypusvids]

To celebrate my one year anniversary of being a yognaut, I am watching the series that introduced me to the yogscast

[MarsmaloBandito]

Simon knocking people off backfired. Classic.

[Slasher374]

17:20 OMG LOL

[kristoferson16]

haha I love the "teamwork" in this

[mic2000100]

Skyward spear, you point it in the air and shoot out a spinny blade of lightingness.

(Skyward Sword Reffrnece)

[unkownfire25]

i miss captain planet



[yourdemiseishere]

19:50 FUS RO DAH :D

[mammalb0y]

wtf does the shield sword do?

[Yuxqexaowq]

@mammalb0y absolutely NOTHING :D

[GGORRO]

"CLICK THE FUCKING BUTTON LEWIS,I KNOW IT'S YOU!"

I lost it.

[bobenbob123]

@GGORRO Thanks for ruining it for me.

[olllj]

so this is what i watches 1 year ago, thanks for the reminder, youtube.

[SRSnickers1]

19.51: i thinkk that simon is a member of anonymous

[Themysteryman9700]

I am wet wtf TotalBiscuit!?

[ultam8darkness]

11:14 does anyone else think that blood looks like a dick

[PopeKurt]

simon left behind his mace :*(

[PopeKurt]

these deaths are absolutely hilarious, but they are losing all their gear.

[DyaSlayer]

wait. what spell was lewis using at the boss fight?

[dadadada336]

i always has to rain in their videos

[jaxonnobles]

16:43 Rouge is raging right now

[s7jam]

lmfao why do you hate freedom and america so great simon

[camjam091]

my startup tip was:

chuck norris isnt in this game but if he was you would have already lost O.o

[killertron123451]

0:56 - Had a spoonful of cereal in my mouth, and i spewed it back up into my bowl because I laughed so hard.

[greenmonster1113]

DO YOU HAVE TO INSTALL THIS GAME TO YOUR COMPUTER?

[ZilasKoldGames]

@greenmonster1113 yes Pc only not mac

[aykincakaloz]

@greenmonster1113 Well, yeah... same as ... you know, any other game.

[TBfanclub]

'Mace of the Molten Core' Oh, hi, Sulfaras... How'ya doin'?

[TBfanclub]

17:34. check TBs shadow... LOK'TAR OGAR! FOR THE HORDE!

[TracinyaLachance]

TB shouldn't swear

[Sipphiron]

"Oh look, I see thunder"

TB: No you don't... Unless you're a fucking bat."

LOLOLOLOL

[Trux2010]

@gundamwing45 terry pratchett reference?

[gundamwing45]

@Trux2010 yeap

[MidnightGallow]

yogcast: omg its so gory

TB: ya tis abit messy

loled

[gundamwing45]

the collective name for wizards is war

[letsgetpshycho]

i hate youtube it never completely loads a video

[Gamemaster411]

This is the funniest "Play" I've seen to date, too bad it will be killed by SOPA.

[PANDAPANDAMADNESS]

@Gamemaster411 Baah, baah, fucking cheap. Educate yourself.

[zelderia]

try a three way beam its epic



[Balothar]

what the hell? I couldn't kill the guy that tells you the life thing...

[Fr1tzy687]

Anyone else think that Bethesda got their idea for the Nord Accent from this game?

[xXxDakrathxXx]

23:15 simon LOL

[jn71000486]

ANYONE KNOW how to transfer your found spells between campaign like they started with some spellbooks

[RysiekD3]

@jn71000486

if you bought game in like two weeks after release for pc you got "meteor shower". But you can beat game and then start new game but with items and spells with which you completed game. note: if you beat game in single and get all spells, and with gameplay + you start co-op, ur friends will have all spells (but they will have to find all spellbooks to get achiv).

[vasimre42]

why no one uses shields??

[hle027]

omg simon stop shooting lewis with your shotgun ...

[5illyMe]

They made a smiley at 20:40 :D

[luptatormistic]

I seee thunder

No u dont, unless ur a fuckin bat!

I laughed my ass off.

[sloogz]

OMG I NEED THE GAME!

[TheKorakian]

shrubirii= death

[jk00jl00]

did lewis kill that thing with a healing thing at 18:16????

[UlyssesWeber]

Loving the Highlander references.

[talon339]

anyone else notice the bomb smiley at 20:43 lolz

[TheCarsm]

10:45 any body else notice everything going for Lewis

[WallaWallaShow]

The colective noun for wizards is a colleg (cant spell)

[Art210495]

So... that's where they got the idea for the beginning of the 3rd season of SoI! ;-)

[wellguesswhatIthink]

1:26 that was a fleeing villager!!!!

[ZKoftherebellion]

thats something that confused me in pokemon. you use thunder and lightning comes out. You can't explain that,

[ZKoftherebellion]

Skyward Spear? wow really.....learn2orignality

[Littlemoviestudio]

@ZKoftherebellion Ermm, you do know when this game was released right?

[Fledgling123456]

@ZKoftherebellion its a reference to the game

[airforceguy21]

have we got a kingslayer.. lol that was funny

[megapotato1]

can Bat-man see thunder?

[elm0b0b]

at 16:00 look at the top of the screen those are cardboard cut-outs

[Jakiladd]

BTW the collective noun of wizards is a "fellowship of wizards"

[megapotato1]

@Jakiladd no, thats from LOTR. it's a "party" of wizards, adventurers, friends...

[Jakiladd]

@megapotato1 oh, i just got mine from the first website a saw xD

[TheAnnHarper]

Try D,E,A,D :D 

[thenorthernscout]

omg tbs voice is eargasmic

[MysteryMusicianGirl]

Does anyone agree that giving the machine gun to Simon was an absolutely HORRIBLE idea?

[ToaLewa6]

@MysteryMusicianGirl is giving simon a dangerous ANYTHING ever a good idea?!

[zKiller810]

@ToaLewa6 simple answer is no XD

[ToaLewa6]

@zKiller810 so true. still, I'd like it if SOMEONE could find a way for simon to have even a slightly dangerous item and use it for a decent reason other than "It's cool"

[MysteryMusicianGirl]

@ToaLewa6 good point.

[moonlightgirl31]

@MysteryMusicianGirl agreed

[TheEuphoniumboy]

@MysteryMusicianGirl Giving Simon a machine gun is like giving a serial killer a permit to kill.

[Tappermccabe]

@TheEuphoniumboy If someone is a serial killer, they obviously don't care about permits? Giving a Simon a machine gun is like giving a child petrol, a lighter and a can of redbull.

[TheEuphoniumboy]

@Tappermccabe I mean to say that it's like allowing a serial killer to kill people and not get in trouble.

[Thechuggaablade]

@MysteryMusicianGirl 24:08

points at big LAKE of blood of lewis

ya think?

[darkenigma771]

@MysteryMusicianGirl i think giving him magic in the first place was bad...

[JFluffyful]

@MysteryMusicianGirl i think it was either that or have Simon kill them both and take it.

[dude155s]

Opps trine

[dude155s]

When r u guys gonna play tribe 2

[Sonoshi731]

I liked Magicka better in its buggy state

[Error52QFG]

@Sonoshi731 You liked Magicka when you couldn't play it?

What the hell?

[mushroomshrub]

"There is one thing... NEVER try and save my life again."

I may have misquoted that, but you know what I mean right? :)

[Killusak]

Simon is the weapon of death, It just needs to know right spell

[jimpikles]

will my computer run this? it's a toshiba satalite pro

[tc2k93]

Oh, I see thunder. No you don't, not unless your a fucking bat... absolutely hilarious

[lanson0]

the machine gun is a mcgyver reference

[YourMindWillMelt]

oh god the healing mines

[WizRyaaN]

0:00 why is it so quiet *turn up volume* HELLO! *turns volume back down* 0.0

[jkazos]

@WizRyaaN It's a good pain.

[undercoverpivotdudes]

wait...a m60 in magicka? thats not right D:

[siikaismo]

"Skyward Spear"

I see what you did there...

[zxeonx]

@siikaismo Actually this was made before skyward sword.

[Jornalator]

And another thing I never sad anything about dicks or any word that is about dicks or that American sucks dicks. I having friends and family in America.

[Exbigg]

14:45 WTF

[Jagethemage]

the airship's crashed, its on fire,

the airship's crashed, its on fire..

there's fire everywhere, fire - fire everywhere,

there's fire everywhere, fire - fire everywhere;

[mariafiliberti1]

8:20

I DIED

[skippy5801]

tb sounds like a superhero

[Jornalator]

Simon "why do you hate America?"

TB "because of SOPA!!!"

[MrHotdog1187]

@Jornalator That wasnt really funny, probably more offensive then funny. Sopa suchs ik, i want it gone just as much as you do,but no need to say america sucks dick



[Jornalator]

@MrHotdog1187 I didn't say America sucks dicks I know I a lot of Americans don't like SOPA. Its just that when I was watching this I also saw TB's vid about SOPA. I'm sorry to any American that is offended by my comment my bad. :(

[Velix32]

Q-F-Q-F-S-A-A-m2 = Greatest Beam EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[TheRidley21]

@XOfSpades9 TotalBiscuit's callsign on the Internet is "The Cynical Brit." I'll let you do the math.

[XOfSpades9]

"Why do you hate freedom? And america?"

Last I checked simon was english and TB was american?!??

[TemporarilyWoW]

@XOfSpades9 TB's brittish. (hence the synical brit)

[LoganLDG]

@XOfSpades9 Wow...

[Shaldier]

@XOfSpades9 TB is quite British.

[elementbender1]

@TotalHalibut Please finish!

[TheFishslayer2000]

i think it a little funny that @13:30 they are burning trees and the book still is fine.

[MegaBluesguy]

well this is the end of our magicka playthrough i hope you enj... we respawned DAMN IT

[luxraylover1234]

LOL i died at this part Simon: R, E, A A A Luis: Are you looking up cheat codes? What are you doing? Simon: Shift Right click Luis: Woah. Simon: Aw yea! *TB walks into lightning* Luis: Oh TB: ow ow ow ow ow Simon: laughing hysterically

[luxraylover1234]

SRSLY! My ad buffers! What is wrong with you ad people! Can't you make ads immune to buffering!

[DonutHolestien]

simon is a terrible person

[freetorule12]

7:50 FUS RO DAH!

[Zmaster6030]

Bitch be trippin' elements

[melmo8671]

omg, you guys keep missing stuff.

[CaptainRed1000]

The collective noun for a group of wizards is "a circle" you are a circle of wizards.

[spawnscout]

TB: WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

i just died of laughter

[J0hnnyb0y1998]

@mudkipmagic37 yes, or a 9+. you get it of steam really cheap too.

[halfordize]

these guys are epic. cant help but laugh :')