Weighted Companion Cube Incineration

[TheAwkwardMeow]

MY HEART!!!!!!!!!

[jedrorm]

I have one thing to say:

You murderer!

[boots1622fan]

@tronmaster12 Know how many people just get 300 or less?

[stich7771]

why you do that you make me cry :'(

[746c]

These people have no life

[fanboat9179]

@746c

One time, I burned something

ergo

I have no life

also

repost is repost

[BleachIBG]

Failsauce.

[Bennyisawsome1112]

but the companion cube saved you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you burn it?

[GreenCakeLazer]

You broke my heart!!!!! Not even black mesa can help us now!!!!!

no joke!!

[jedrorm]

@GreenCakeLazer

I wouldn't trust Black Mesa in the first place, aren't they the ones who "accidentally" created a portal which resulted in a utter invasion of earth!

[portalrunner117]

I love the fact that dere is to pieces of chicken on da grill

[thebub]

Ya but chell gets a slightly charred cube as a keepsake when its over

[TheLAFilms99]

Wasnt the orignal anyway... T__T

[turtleshells118]

garghhh i cant say anything without portal 2 spoilers!!

[tapicationer]

@tylorh26 how many idiots have I met?

[fanboat9179]

@tronmaster12

It's a lot for me, dorkface. And your overuse of the term 'EPIC FAIL' damages society as a whole.

[Suchter95]

YOU MONSTER!!!

[sonicfangamer2]

dont panic! All aperture technology (includes cubes) can withstand tempertures up to 4000 degrees kelvin!

[DontPutSpiceonRice]

@sonicfangamer2 Have you forgoten??? This is the Companion Cube Beta Ghetto v1.3!!! It was built before that feature was added!

[sonicfangamer2]

@DontPutSpiceonRice >.< oh dangit...

[hellawag3]

NOOO I can't watch this anyomre!

[magfable1]

Ya she's still alive just burning!

[TheKNjF]

heres a twist 53 people have shotguns and 72 people must die

[InoLore300]

you're a not good person

[jktube0211]

how dare you!!!!!!!!!!!

[clubpenguin235]

You fail

[theluthershow]

YOU MONSTER!

[420plz]

you sick son of a bitch!

[angelvi]

Where are the marshmellows?

[mattstorm360]

you have burn your Companion Cube  quicker then anyone ells

[TheBillybooboo]

DAYLIGHT PPL!

[KaollaTheSu2]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nobody24601]

You're not a good person. You know that, right?

[anissaperkerson12345]

such a sad companion cube :( GradOs would be angry and disgraced.

[ShadowLyceum]

OMG U FUCKING COMPANION CUBE INCINERATOR! I HATE YOU!

[JohnColumbusTV]

Worst, flame, ever...

[mr42kirby1]

YOU SUCK

[cursedswordsman]

wow. nerd.

[fanboat9179]

Yeah Nixon was pretty crazy about those Charleston Chews now that you mention it.

[TheTerraTitan]

@746c

I DESPISE you

and i hope you die.

[gameinggurus]

@746c your just biching becaus your to retarded to understand the game ITS A FUCKING PUZZLE GAME THE CUBE IS TO SOLVE THE PUZZLES THE IDIOTICNESS IS THE JOKE OF THE GAME!!! the game is epic and you should die in a fire

[CaptainKqus]

@746c GLaDOS hates you and username is idiotic.

[ImaginaryBunnehz]

@746c You made me CRYYYY

[746c]

@ImaginaryBunnehz sorry, I don't know why I wrote that

[pidgeonsandpiearetas]

Wow,

I am not sure whether to love or hate the person that did this....I have my own cube...so love it is!

Well done sir, well done! :D

[evilhealer]

nope, i didn't incinerate MY companion cube

[Soban410]

for the lulz

5 stars for thinking of it, doing it, AND putting it on YouTube

[rejectedpunk9]

</3

[343gulityspark]

How DARE you are to burn OUR BEST FRIEND

AND THAN TO BEGINT TO LAUGHT AT HIM T-T

sry but thats our best friend so i thing i speak for the most here

[fanboat9179]

watch yourself, you floaty-ball-thingy, lest ye next taste the flames!

...that dialogue needs work

[343gulityspark]

@fanboat9179

i know the comment is a year old but i forgot to mention one thing :

i wasnt being serious for one word in that sentence .

it was more a sarcastic comment dint ment to sound offending or anything like that.

my apologies if i made any trouble =)

mfg 343Gulityspark

[ShadowLyceum]

@343gulityspark ye dont FUCKING LAUGH AT HIM! HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU!

[thelegostudios]

dick, how could u, he rocks, AND BURN IN HECK

[VolcanoGames]

How dare you burn that cube in the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator... I mean, grill? To grill chicken wings?

Cubie :(

[anthonio98]

poor cube

[BobbyProFilms]

i hate ppl like you wei00007

[wei00007]

hehehe i hate people like me too :P we has so much in commonz

[theocan]

wait wtf O_o well that was a quick transition from anger to happiness :D ... well nice to meet you

[CyberSonic8]

You euthanised your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record.

Congratulations.

[atmosphericc]

That was a really bad Companion Cube.

[TrollNoLife]

NO !

Don't do it !

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[jalacy93]

fail cube

[smudger115]

WAT THE

[walteryu0901]

the cube is ugly, sorry~

[TGGeko]

that is probably the worst companion cube Ive ever seen

[LordMeire]

umm... no offence, but this is borderline creepy. and i regularly burst into song (singing in the rain) in public.

[muffinslololol]

:C oh noes! xD good job

[Icepummel]

If you fast-forward through it then it looks like the fire bursts into a giant flame. O_o

[freakynoobz]

i should buy thousands of companion cubes so i can cook marshmallows

[Bobbyjkl]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[343gagster]

lol, that's funny! and this guy can take jokes better than any of the other people i've seen

[Legio207]

You should make this off the tittle :a day in the life of 2 nerds making fun with fire

[fanboat9179]

not a bad idea lol

[lycana911]

You gonna make another one?

[fanboat9179]

I was thinking about it, and might do it for Christmas, dunno though. the first time the materials just were kind of around, i don't especially want to find them haha

[iamahedgehog]

DOUCHE

First you spill your lemonade on it and then you burn it?! What next?! Burning your supercomputer?!

j/k

[fanboat9179]

Who told you about my supercomputer!?

lol

[LorChan1919]

You burned your chicken wings faster than any test subject on record.

I plan to kill my companion cube this way after a convention next month... It's a big box for someone to wear, but he hates cube so we'll be roasting marshmellos.

I'm sorry cube, but you made tasty mashmellows.

[onzanokooya]

Actually, a few of my friends and I had to do this too.

One of them had made a little paper Companion Cube that had gotten beaten up beyond repair during the course of a week, and thus we felt that rather than simply throw it away, we would euthanize it honorably by fire.

And then we had toasted marshmallows with the new one he made!

[Funkymarcher]

Lol! hehe! That's humor! :OD

[Nukeable]

imposter cube ALWAYS threatens to stab you and deserves to burn

[Alex15Shinra]

the companian cube will never leave us it has no legs.....but your just a fucking douchebag

[myfurryhat]

WHY would you do that? =[

[1337blahred]

your cruel >:( what did the companion cube do to you?!

[Foolfyer]

Stab me.

[SigmaInfinite]

Mmmm, Fizzy Companion Cube.

[WorkaholicPRO]

nooooooo! you burned your.... chicken wings.

[Hiroslave]

you sick bastard you killed Her you killed HER!!!

[Lemmekickyourteeth]

The companion cube is a her? It hast no penis, I guess...no vagina's either. I think it's just a cube with a heart on it. A gay version off all the other cubes in the game! D:>

[RudolfSchand]

You are the FIrsT test SUBject on reCOrd to euthaniZe your FAItHful comPAnIoN Cube.

[SadisticGamerAdmin]

noooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Narutogamer13]

crys noooooooooo

[crayon151]

omgosh nooooooo! CUBIE!!!!!lawl

[ibutton77]

OMG, weighted companion crutch XD

[TouKxiePie]

How could you?? After all he did for you?? XD YouU HaVe nOO SOOOOUL!!! I hope GlaDOS finds you in your sleep and makes you perform all sorts of weird "experiments" then makes you incinerate your companion cube after it's the only thing that has kept you company for so long!!....And I hope she tries to kill you too!!! XD

[HalfLifeForLife]

Um...Are all you guys insulting him just kidding?? I'm pretty sure HE was.

[roxes10373]

aaaaah I HaTe YoU!

[Norudorugu]

The difference between you and the companion cube is that he can feel pain.

[wildpeaks]

No cake for you

[lineriderrulz]

if you make a cube from a game with paper, masking tape and a pink felt tip pen, then you really have no life.

[fanboat9179]

...that's not what I did...

I used cardboard, scotch tape, and a black marker. and a printer. Do I have a life? I need to know! I'm looking into life insurance!

[Godzillapan]

I hope this companion cube stabs you, you meanie

[StormRRA]

nooooooooooo!!

you kill the companion cube!!

[TheStendahlShow]

Your an asshole you killed the companion cube pls dont show your face on your vids its ugly as shit

[dsguy120]

-_-

[VideoGameandAnimeFan]

you...hurt...the...companion cube...AGAIN...no this isnt possible, *looks for knife* ima go roflkinfe on you now!

[Darkfregga]

You're not a good person, you know that?!

[DeathBoy730]

0.0 NOOOOOOOO! IT CAME BACK AND U KILLED HIM! NOOOOOO! -sits in corner and cries-

[OVCA911]

WHY??!?!?!?!??!?!

[tigeren400]

you guys are mad D:

[fcpictures]

poor cube!!

[tiagocotrim]

HOW COULD YOU?!!

[Linkin217]

NEPM

[OMTenma]

YOU SICK BASTARD!

[crazystuffproduction]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo

[D4rksilver780]

YOU MURDERER! >:O

[Monkeyboy2021]

You're a monster!!

[RandomProduct]

The cube had to go!

Or else he couldn't proceed onto the rest of the test.

[fanboat9179]

Exactly! I had a Biochem final, and they wouldn't let me proceed without it! Blame the AI that runs the scan-tron machine!

[Martin1990Bulgaria]

NEPM (Not Even Portal Music):

Nothing justifies 5'ing burning companion cube. Not even Portal music.

LOL

[Snoops6]

OH GOD. I'll have nightmares about this now.

[tigeren400]

dont hurt the loving companion cube it not going to stab you

[westnile456]

hahaha o man good catch

[Krapenhoeffer]

YOU SICK, SICK, LITTLE MOO-COW!!!

[CutnSpray]

your sick!

[fanboat9179]

thumbs down for grammarz

[DJKnl]

Damn, your fat.

[hungaryanhyker]

missing information mod

[hungaryanhyker]

sorry that wasnt going for you

[fanboat9179]

NEPM!

Let's not go there

[hungaryanhyker]

missing information mod

[fanboat9179]

huh?

[hungaryanhyker]

thats where the

lets not go that way is from

[ensenhest]

yeah? it's a bad mod, based on the Half-Life 2 BETA. The Beta had a ship using the same model as the Boreallis boat has in HL2: EP2.

[fanboat9179]

If it's based on the BETA, does it have plot stuff that's now spoliers/non-canon or were the gaps filled by the mod team?

[ensenhest]

there was no plot, it was just a BETA map. it had normal Combine soldiers in it, and the only "new" enemy in the game was the STALKERS (you can see them working (literally) in Half-Life 2.). so the answer is no.

[blahdob]

well done, you incinerated your cat faster than any other test subject.

[dededebobobo]

whats so special about this.....cube gosh perhaps people will stop talking about it now BE GLAD THIS ISNT A CAT

NEDM NEDM NEDM NEDM

[vawriss3]

:'( so sad

[lolyrudy]

BASTARD

[vergil107]

you fat bastard you murdered that poorly made companion cube

[SkyNinja1]

Um... The song is "Still Alive".

Also, you GRILLED it?

[fanboat9179]

Technically, it *was* the grill. I used it to grill... chicken wings.

[SkyNinja1]

*with traces of fear and hesitation in voice*

What do you mean "was?"

[fanboat9179]

I mean I didn't grill the cube, the cube acted as a grill for something else. As demonstrated, this only works once.

[SkyNinja1]

Oh, I get it.

[cubeface21]

kill the fake bastard!

[kazura123]

Whoever did this are socially impared. Cmon, make a box, burn it and then have the biggest fun... if thats the top of ur life, ur real sad.

[fanboat9179]

Who the hell said this was the top of 'ur' life? Not me! Plus, fire good.

No, my friend, ur real sad. ur.

[DATAENT]

burn the cube!

[PipKitsune]

hey, that wasnt the real companion cube. YOU LIAR!!!

[backo8]

he deserved to die!! poor companion cube :(

[Vietcong01]

omg get a live you nerds!

[DemonDZ]

Get a english teacher you moron!

[Snoops6]

Both of you get a grammar teacher.

[werandomnize]

I totally agree with Snoops6.

[trevorandaj]

at least they have a video on youtube UNLIKE u fag cock sucker

[The7thRaven]

EVERYONE FAILS

[DATAENT]

oh for gods sake! penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis!

[EmoVampirePiggie]

god! that companion cube is hideous! what is it...retarted?! im glad you euthanised it...it was obviously suffering someway or another. lol

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Spelling? retarded not retarted

[Vertimad]

Dude you should have put a bunch a lighter fluid in it

[fanboat9179]

I tried that to get it started, but lighter fluid burns at a low temperature that usually doesn't ignite the paper it burns on. I didn't really have enough to douse it either, ha.

[amig90]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I guess we really need to get over the cube's death and stop acting butthurt. Like Hitler's death. It should be funny. The game itself had some dark humor.

As for the G-man Gordon theory, I also believe that G-man is Gordon himself from a alternative parallel dimention. Its easy to figure out once you put them side by side.

Thanks for uploading this.

[fanboat9179]

YES! Multiple positive feedback achieved.

The one thing about G-man being Gordon is... well, at some point in time Gordon's gotta get really weird. But I'd probably confuse people for fun if I bordered omnipotence haha.

[amig90]

In other words:

"Great Success!"

"In Kazakhstan, we burned companion cubes for Barbie-cues. It was very niiice. Then we put cake hats on our heads and did the Glado dance."

More useful scientific facts:

"In soviet Russia, Companion cube Incinerates YOU."

[alcadeus]

How could you do such things!? Have you no LOVE for your CUBE!?

[fanboat9179]

some guy posted a comment here that i thought was funny and i accidentally deleted it instead of hitting reply. I'm sorry, if you'll repost it I'll try and remember the funny response I was going to write.

[fanboat9179]

why is the remove button next to the reply button anyway? That's as silly as putting the thumbs up next to the thumbs down. Hey wait...

[Bletotum]

Murderer.

hahahaha funny, cube is fried =)

youre so evil, poor cube, she had to dye two times