Black Metal Teenagers

[InfernalThunder]

1.38 - I would smack the little shits in to another county for spilling my coffee with whiskey.

[walterkrieg]

what the fuck!!!

[91Danger91]

MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK!

[Equilibrijo]

what the fucking hell has this to do with blackmetal

[cifosehepatica777]

nice video and song, whats the band name?

[JFuzzman]

Where's the black metal? ....And the teenagers?

[3xKayx]

this is just sad -.-

[priestvanglak]

so much effort. no black metal.what a fucking waste of energy, dumb fucks.

[baphogir]

@ two best reactions. pls strike a pose.

[TheScorpio333]

hell ya!

[1oODeathAngelOo1]

ok if all black metal teenagers can spouk some blood then.... i dont now then =)

[TheLemonXXXLime]

hahaha that shtuff was funnny

[TheSublimedesign]

wt the fucking hell is this shiiiiiiiiit?

[Rockergirl612]

what the hell about the music? is that supposed to be Black Metal

[Blagadechgirl]

i dont understand...

[baphogir]

Not a FUCK was given that day!

[bafk3t]

LOVING THIS!

[DaniMetal89]

???



[lmllukaslml]

._. What the....?

[cradlelian]

listening to this video on MUTE

[marc973]

\m/

[Thigibson]

name of the music: Nephicide, by Jogger.

[anjin33]

excellent video!

so who made it and for what?

[m00se321]

ha,ha,ha Music Isn't BlackMetal---\m/

[pr0metherion]

please...just don't make these anymore.

[PEST0666]

Music Fail...

[frozenthrone001]

OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKING CLUE WHAT BLACK METAL IS AND WHAT IT STANDS FOR. IT'S A WAY OF LIFE FOR SOME OF US. I SEE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BLACK METAL ABOUT THIS VIDEO WHATSOEVER.YOURE TITLE SHOULD OF BEEN CALLED "BLACK METAL TEENAGE POSEURS" INSTEAD!!

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

More kids should be like that

[FL0YD666]

This video had some great potential, but the music ruined it. I also dont get what the 2 adult guys in the garage are doing.

[ProlapsoRetal]

A galerinha do metal negro é malvada desse jeitinho UAHSUAHSAUSH

[MrJimi6768]

Take that orange juice...

[AardlaTV]

that should be a black metal song ?? are you f*cking kidding me

[ThygarHell]

Very nice video, but they act like a stupid and bastards girls. This is a bad and wrong idea about the behavior of the black metalers.

[lemalvivant]

name of the song please!

[blindhead69]

wich is the name of the band that plays?

[unble21]

So I really love the song and the video, but all the people I know who do listen to black metal, including myself, do not dress like that, nor do they act like assholes, I don't like the stereotyping :'(

[somzer]

@unble21 exactly. I listen to black metal too. but this? clothes, acepaint, but mostly the behavior? wtf man?O.o

[Kaelazakk]

im sorry, i have to dislike this, it gives a completly wrong idea about this metal stereotype, i give along with a lot of ppl who like/play this kind of music, and they neider dress like this, neider they act like bastards, most of them are much nicer ppl than most.

[Vrzdrvb]

That's how my daughter will look like but without any Gorgoroth nor NBM shit.

[Lyonerlars]

Great Video !!!!



[KidYouGotSpunk]

make up looks like alice coopers

[SiCSiXSEX]

i don't know why this song is so infectious. what is it?

i'm a loser.

[TomDarkwulf87]

LOL at some of the pissed of fundies commenting on here.

[wiika1]

tak naprawdę my tacy nie jesteśmy -,-

[HMEcomedy]

i lol'd. cool clip.

[vietdroid]

very nice and good video, but i don't see and hear even a bit of black metal in here

[Soveraine]

@vietdroid No, but you saw a black kid, and some naked tweens skateboarding.

Tell your imaginary friends and family, so they too, can become Politically Correct.

[vietdroid]

@Soveraine what are you trying to say?

[Soveraine]

@vietdroid Politically Correctness isn't about "black metal" or actual content.

It's about a black kid riding a metal skateboard. This is how they get you, Multiculturalism.

[vietdroid]

@Soveraine sorry, but I'm not getting it. Are you a pro-america or something?

[lapsiquisarcaica1]

Black Metal is burzum motherfucker!!

[lapsiquisarcaica1]

SO SUCK SO SUCK SO SUCK

[Marianadk]

there is something called 'humor sense'

[gtafibra]

FU**IN SATANIST,CALL A EXORCIST.

[Svartdoden]

i didnt liked this... those men at the kiss each other at the end ._.U

[WeeWeeDinosaur]

There's black POP in the background XD

[cuervosadicasatanica]

jajajajaja como me rei jajaja

[jimjam738]

WTF is this shit

[RapIsForMorons]

Black metal = spoiled kids from the suburbs who think by dressing like Kiss and blasting shit music will scare their parents.•¥•

[Wormmu]

@RapIsForMorons Yes, but that's the american style.

[PaganWinter666]

@RapIsForMorons black is a way of life! not a joke like this.. any way go fuck your self!

[ziribai]

@RapIsForMorons Cliché! It is easy to label a genre rather than to understand it. The very "essence" that drove black metal to exist died in the early 90's. And no other band in the world, not even Mayhem or Immortal and others, continued to carry that flame that drove black metal. It is a path of individuality and self destruction, it is about spirituality and freedom. And there is a bottomless abyss in the end. Not many have gone deeply enough, the ones who did are not here to tell the story.

[DiegoILLANES1200]

Sad times are here and now , PEOPLE DON'T HEAR BLACK METAL THAT'S A SHIT HEAR WHITE METAL 777

[TomDarkwulf87]

@DiegoILLANES1200 LOL

[Fastfreddyfi]

Sadly the only thing even remotely close to relating to black metal is the makeup. Everything else is just perpetuating the uneducated prejudice against us.

[saantiproduct]

Where are the bullet belts and Hellhammer shirts? Epic retardation.

[jeromeriedl]

@saantiproduct they should have used black metal for the music

[xumingozable1]

is breakbeat music whit metal, i think, but i like :D

[historynonexistent]

this video was awesome and their attitude was the funniest part. music bad ass too. rock on

[KarikoSaga]

I wish I could throw up blood on command..

[666Maltekurt666]

funny video... but fuckin awesome music... what is the name of the band!

[zackgto77]

new wave of black metal music? the kids should be burnt! thats a true followers!

[B0NEL0C0]

If 1 of these faggot looking fucks nocked my drink out of my hands I would choke them to death!

[LychaonNightspell]

Hehehe jævlig bra

[sadakrath]

EWWWW WT D FUCK?!!

GAY POSERS!! WAGHAHHHAH! :D

[Paltoko]

happy death metal?

[unble21]

Nephicide by jogger

[pau6961]

jajajajajajaaj marce te am,oooooooooooooooo

[Yahishot]

Abrahadabra children.

[DeathBYDesign666]

What the fuck is that music? It sounds kinda like techno with death vocals.

[unble21]

Song name PLEASE?!

[AgentSpamCorp]

Nice song... but it isn't Black Metal!

[SelerBand]

@AgentSpamCorp Yes its not but lulled with video, good choice :)

[Rottenpoe]

how is this song called

[SDgooo]

Go fuck yourself guys. This song is epic and video too!!!!

[Arctic222Avenger]

3:42 Subaru :D

[wipezama]

3:52 pies del sujeto incorrectos e.e

[adam69721]

cette video est bien mais elle sert a rien

[Rudimentarypenis]

Morlocks!

[marespand]

......the song actually isn't that bad. its good to hear something different once in a while

[Svarttjern666]

Este video la caga weón

[blackgoetia]

why are they so short

[PelaoIM666]

the first boy looks EXTREMELY GAY

[blackabby666]

just great!!

[lunaticg2003]

very funny parody video i love black metal btw

[Etrius91]

I don't know whether to feel touched or utterly mindfucked...

[fridisen95]

In the head of a headbanger: "Sun is enemy and shadow is friend."

[Sethys000]

this video is so fucking wrong!

[Dani004able]

atomrofl!

[Mansarde1]

Hahahaha, I don't know how I got here, but I got a good laugh :')

[Lunhyver]

nocturno culto and infernus when they were weee lil ones.... makes us feel all fuzzy inside.... cute

[shishkabooty]

There are just way to many wrongs in this video. But, for how those kids were acting I blame the parents

[FantasminhaCamarada]

Funny video

Interesting music

[sheillaabigail]

this is cool

[NNgmbh]

in dem vid gibts nur ein fehler, metler sind freundlich ;)

[WeakAsBronze]

Fags.

[JollyRogerVF31]

EPIC !!!!!!!! This song make me happy )

[StianSlam]

this is interesting as art, even thought their stereotyping of black metallers is incorrect and a bit uneducated.

[cucaramacaracucuro]

whi this fucking song? this song is shit!

[sbbaldur]

weird... :D

[RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

So this is what this music vid says to people: Teenagers who listen to black metal happen to look like dead people EVERY DAY, they act liked douches, spurt blood, change from man to child in an instant, and of course, they like slapping stuff out of people's hands... not exactly a good message or example of true bm... but then again, interesting vid.

[Popexify]

@RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Totally agree with you dude, i listen to black metal and i dont behave this way, besides the music is fag, they act like punks instead of just burn a church or something, i mean, not even an Axe or a Forest, Mitology, fuck this video im gonna flag this bullshit. Varg Vikernes does not approve.

[RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

@Popexify lol

[RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

lol they look way too young to be teenagers...

[FutileGrief]

lolololol. What's the name of the song? :p

[TehMadCow]

@FutileGrief "Nephicide" by Jogger. Uploader is another idiotic video thief that doesn't include title or give credit.

[runeblade806]

wat

[TR3YCDC11]

Is the brunette a chick?

[AntiChristxD]

wheres the black metal ?

[Muffinman1186]

this shit is funny xD

[Skateking1449]

What up with the upside down cross necklace

[RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

@Skateking1449 inverted cross...= anti-christianity. stereotypical theme of black metal.

[SuperOblina]

<3

[cerebraloddity]

I love the blood barf. That was hilarious.

[MrHiller]

now i want to be a father by my self :-)

[KristianCramer]

wtf is wrong with these posers?.. going places they dont like, just to be dicks..

[leviathan1851]

@KristianCramer

They like the places (check out 2:53). They just hate people. Thats what Black Metal is about.

[20silentscream]

actually Metal heads are generally helpful and good

[Lordwarship]

all good though

[NativeSunBear]

it's pretty obvious they are making fun of the band mayhem with varg vikernes and Aarseth.

[SmashedSkullOfficial]

wait.. what? I don't get it x_x why the kiss at the end?

[METALLICA848]

@SmashedSkullOfficial cose its so brutal man

[ScreammBloodyGore666]

i live in california and im 15 and i defenetly think i can dress and do a way better blackmetal teenager thing AND YES ID EVEN ADD A FOREST PART!!!!!!!!!! (seriousely concidering doing a video response haha only if there were any more black metal teenagers hereDX)

[prodigy45]

@ScreammBloodyGore666 Yeah Cali!! There's a black metal, doom metal, and thrash metal scene here! Yet sadly noone randomly walks around in corpse paint.

[ScreammBloodyGore666]

@prodigy45 hahahaha yeah true that main metal thing here in my area is the northbay thrash and as much as id like to do like a black metal band probably gonna end up in a old school death metal band or black thrash but yeah haha

[prodigy45]

@ScreammBloodyGore666 At least there's that. In Sacramento it's mostly this core shit, but there is a somewhat vibe of black, death and thrash and grindcore. But for my favorite genre funeral doom and death/doom there is noone haha.

[ScreammBloodyGore666]

@prodigy45 oh damn yeah fuckin core shit is here too but still thrash is like hella storng but wow yeah thats true though i sure like doom metal type stuff like candlemass, Draconian, my dyeing bride are pretty cool doom ive listened too havent gotten that much into doom metal but yeah i like thoes alot

[slashbashx]

Is this like douchebag metal? Cuz it's gayer than any Christian music I've ever heard and to top that off if there was Jewish metal this would still be worse...

All scarred for life from this vid look up a thousand times repent

[wipezama]

pero que onda? que representa o que significA?

[AntiChristxD]

wtf

[Destroyerr22]

Euronymous and Vikernes when they were teens!

[jodansemarikas]

@Destroyerr22 think it is better not Euronymous and Dead

[miffification]

blue sky, big sun... this is no place for black metal. you need MOUNTAINS! NON-STOP COLD! DARKNESS! GREYNESS! i love Norway

[darkhelloween666]

songs sucks

[nativeboiy2007]

twelve.

[snair2355350]

This was Crap. None Of the Black metal Fans Do such things..!

Fuckin Bullshit Stereotyping!

[IronBrutzler]

mmhh the vid was okay but what is the name of the song?

[amunac0]

@IronBrutzler it's Nephicide by Jogger

[DarklandsSlayer]

Who mutted song and setted his own?

[zimmit]

@madvillan jogger-Nephicide

[Madvillane]

LOL what's the song name?

[SuperVitaminTHC]

Where is the forest??? Where is the axe???

[m4rt1nkrank]

@SuperVitaminTHC It's replaced by sand and skate

[JoeyBelgier]

@SuperVitaminTHC Where's the black metal

[Incaelian]

I feel like i'm 16 again, fuck it was great.

[hashimali72]

GAY.

[sabatonmaster123]

fake black metal is show black metalhead not have the black white in the face and black metalheats ´not are gruftis how hate people-.-

[ikarock1]

Great

[pillowhole]

WOW, California black metal?

[ivangel24]

the video is sooo gay

[TheHolyBar]

@ivangel24 you are gay!

[Kamozeloraoz]

Wtf is this?!

[Salthasyr]

the video is okay.. but the music in the video sucks ..

[LeBlackMetalGirl]

LOL nice blood spillin at 03:05 XD

[bonegrindtribe]

@illmtc

whats that song? lol

[rahaap]

WDF!???

what is this.. ??

fool kids...

[callumtutt]

black metal symbolizes nothing of this shit get a grip stupid dickheads

[Hateandhatred]

the fuck is this

[DeathHeretik]

Retarded.

[timlucifari666]

pretty good vid, but those kids just seem like rebels. i went through that phase once, but now i still wear arm spikes and listen to the sickest metal out there. but thats because i love it. Back then that was when id listen to it just to freak out my parents. thats how we all got to love black metal right? but now we love the music and have a deep praise for it.

[metaldorksforever666]

@timlucifari666 Nah, I never did things to freak out my parents. I was just a freak naturally, and still am. :3

[KuukaJunior]

Gay

[DrTortureTactics]

just a typical day being faggots

[ChrissyRogers]

Now that was funny!

Reminded me of my mate Danny and me, in our Iron Maiden phase, aged 13... denim jackets and Maiden T-shirts, studded wristbands and baseball boots... sharing a bag of chips from the shop and growling at people...