Never Mind the Buzzcocks S19E06 (Part 2)

[hannahtheplatt]

i'll do it again, jammy!

[heartbreaker506]

Simon's so cute! :D

[SlashMayHendrix]

the feeling you get when you know a song on intros round...

[draculon5]

I hope that If I ever get married it's to someone like Lilly.

[TimoMcD]

6:17 Is that the Dr. Mario theme song?

[martinwilliamrandall]

Amy Winelake! Classic Bailey!

[SeeThinkFall]

Not knowing ANYTHING about Jamelia before seeing this, this ep made me really like her lol (same thing with Alesha Dixon)

[mark26w]

how adorable is lily allen?

[TheMowlie]

@mark26w very

[x360rampagex]

@mark26w Too bad she's a bitch now!

[KurtGleek123]

@x360rampagex Stfu, bitch.

[x360rampagex]

@KurtGleek123 Soz, my personal opinion. But if my personal opinion offends you than maybe you should stop taking yourself so seriously. But again din't mean to offend you.

[KurtGleek123]

@x360rampagex Sorry. I'm easy to offend. I am a big fan of her. That's all.

[x360rampagex]

@KurtGleek123 Fair enough.

[SailorTaurus]

I was drinking the remains of a mug noodle when she knocked her tea over.

I spluttered all over my keyboard.

[GetOnTheFloor82]

Jamelia is awesome : )

[iMk21]

I'M BRINGING MY SEX MEN.

[J0ban]

"AND I'VE, GOT A PENIS!" - classic line by Simon

[supervanillabear4]

Because I'm sure you're all very interested, that bit about the nails didn't catch me by surprise at all. There's much worse in that autobiography of his. But Simon's reaction there was priceless.

[chap1144]

I ADORE LILY ALLEN, and thumbs up for 'pussy friendly finger'

[GoGinnyWeasley]

what does simon amstell say at the veryyyyy end of this video? after he says assault rifles?

[FidoDido1980]

@GoGinnyWeasley

"Decent Americans don't need to hear that sort of thing when they're buying their assault rifles and A to Z of local schools."

[psycodollkiller666]

I like the disgusted look Simon has on his face when he says "Pussy Friendly Finger"...

[RolaOla]

"And for viewers at home, the answer is A: Cocaine. Not what some of you thought B: Love of Clams."

Can't stop laughing.

[StevieStickman]

@RolaOla I thinks it's the way he says clams at the end. I rewinded that part about 5 times!! xD

[ardiar2011]

Is Jamelia a bit intelligent? It's weird. I keep seeing her on panel shows and she's actually, like, a smart human being. But she's a pop star. It's too much for my brain to handle.

[DjDafader]

they seem to have so much fun, how can u not like this programme?

[BIZ3LE]

....and i have a penis

[SlimShadyLPx]

I fucking love how Simon just says what he thinks about celebrities. He doesn't give a shit, does he? Love him.

[ss3goku00]

Stephen might not read 'pussy friendly finger', but he would talk about recto-vaginal insertion in reference to a pretzel <3

[SofaKingMusic]

@ss3goku00 who the fuck is stephen?

[aaddaammize]

@SofaKingMusic Stephen Fry. In this video Simon says 'Stephen Fry wouldn't read pussy friendly finger'

[MrClassi]

2:26 Jamelia looks so confused... bless

[Efreeti]

I'M COMING OVER WITH MY SEX-MEN

[hassassinator]

"lets go somewhere else, this quiz is too dangerous"

LMAO

[effkadesign]

Who is the older guy next to jamelia? he's soooo funny :)

[missgertudex]

@effkadesign His name is Bill Bailey x

[effkadesign]

@missgertudex thanks girl ;) A shame I'm french and I don't get all the jokes!

[greekdee]

Can't stop was literally the only song I have ever gotten from the intros round.

[soojb7799]

Mark Watson is so lovely. : )

[ThePhilzard]

@hostattack or would he ahahahahaha!

[Idole18]

The EAAAAAARRS of death !!

[ouiseylou]

I love Mark Watson so much :P

[convictPKlol]

I really hate jamelia

[sinmantky]

its amazing how they know so many songs from so many decades...

[DontGoQuietly]

Jamelia and Lily are so funny in this.

[MaggieCredits]

It's funny watching this to think that Simon made Jamelia laugh so much it gave her a hernia XD

[qquks]

"Let's go somewhere else, this quiz is too dangerous".

Never laughed so much in my life.

[knuckleskills]

"It's not a shag, it's a fight for survival!"

Phil, you're hilarious :)

[staticclings]

Jamelia is so lovely :D

[zombiegirl626]

this is the one where jamelia got a hernia isn't it?

[SlockNCFC191]

The last joke is so awesome xD and so true!

[nuimaleko7]

Mark is so cute.

[antipop55]

i thought cant stop intro sounded like my delirium by ladyhawke

[Efreeti]

I don't know Lily Allen well but she's really really cute here.

[taring9]

aw phil and lily makes for a fetching father and daughter ....

[saccharineDEATH]

i love jamelia's laugh @ 5:51

[TinyTeaza2k7]

i recognized can't stop as soon as phil started omg :')

[alexisyerrrr]

intro rounds > RAZORLIGHT! ♥

[luckycky]

Simon can be really offensive. But one smile oooft all forgiven ;D

[GirWaffles64]

@atsophie Steve Strange stole it XD

[Fahrvergnugen]

"We look like the Two Ronnies!" = PURE WIN!

[bakidk]

Steve seems like an allright fellow, but I might be wrong of course :)

[permian88]

how does youtube know to put bobby brown in the related videos?

[SnarryLove]

I remember the whole Jamelia/Alesha vs Javine the slag thing. lol I loved celeb gossip back then. Kinda weird knowing how it turned out.

[19hula]

The very last gag is pure gold.

So is "Stephen Fry wouldn't read 'pussy-friendly finger'!"

[wadeanddave]

i couldnt be more attracted to anyone like i am with lily allan theres just something about her which is weird to say now shes pregnant :|

[rosydonut]

Jamelia is brilliant... Very down to earth.

[koti1100]

'it was sort of a rain man moment' so mean but hilarious XD

LILY IS ADORABLE!

[girrcky]

Lily allen is so cute!

[ghostgirl468]

SIMON YOU ADORABLE MAN I LOVE YOU!!!

come back to us please, we miss you :'(

[PeepingTomWaits]

what does Bill say at 2-56?

[DispleasedHorse]

Jamelia's an idiot

Quote From Wikipdia: "Jamelia has expressed admiration for Margaret Thatcher, saying she appealed to the working class".

[Autonova]

@DispleasedHorse god yeah she's a proper bitch!

[baboon2525]

@DispleasedHorse oh dear. i no longer have an erection.

[xcherrycookiex]

i love simon he is so funny xxxxxx

[randothepally]

I swear, Simon is going to turn me gay.

[annaclare88]

Lily Allen is so beautiful here

[NymphoAngel22]

I love how even Simon looked disgusted reading the Anthony Kiedis Joke, Love him

[bloodnokian]

"Javine is one of the most boring people I've interviewed, and I've interviewed Ronan Keating" Brilliant :D

[bloodnokian]

I love Jamelia because she is hilarious. Can't stand her music though.

[coolbean08]

"why dont bill and i just come over and sleep with your wives!" thats probably not a very good idea to say simon, like viewers need more reason to love you!

[357Snowball]

When I saw the intro vid for mr. Heroin, I thought "no way can he look that weird, it's makeup." God knows he looks even freakier!

If that's him recovered...

[MissJanifa]

@357Snowball I actually think he's kind of cute...

[357Snowball]

Some things I just can't read.

[gawwy123]

Phil and Lily have great chemistry

[fowad27]

I thought (b) love of clams

[Huw312]

Simon looked genuinely shocked to read the autocue about Anthony Keidis's (spelling?) father

[joshmallon101]

hand movements* lets get out of here..this quiz is to dangerous!! my sides hurt after that

[DanYMA6]

HAHA! Lets go somewhere eles... this quiz is too dangerous lol love simon, why did he leave :'(

[johannaGreiff]

@DanYMA6 yea it sucks that he left :(

[alexisyeas]

shame on Mark for forgetting Razorlights (♥_♥) name!!! 

[stonewars]

haha! They are totally flirting with Jamelia, so cute

[viperswhip]

Wow, if you want evidence that serious drug use cannot be recovered from...

I don't like her music but Jamelia has a great laugh and a fun personality, at least on this show.

[MrSpacedude]

God i love Lily...great music and so attractive!

[TheDangermouse85]

part 3 jamelia and lily lez off

[kroid87]

I love Simon's and Jamelia's banter! :D

[JukesSB]

"it's not a shag, more a fight for survival!"

so genius haha

[pennydesouza]

This one is a really good mix of guests.

[thepatchworkheart]

razorlight? overrated?

[trisnjok]

@thepatchworkheart yup

[kjsmooth34]

hOW CAN YOU LEAVE ALESSIA FOR JAVIEN!!!!!

[flysi01]

I love Jamelia's laugh, is it wrong that I find it slightly arousing!?

[AvalaDemson]

Jamelia stop laughing - you'll give yourself a hernia!!! Plus its kinda annoying...

[aceminator42]

trying not to be creepy here, jamelia has a really dirty laugh.

[luxvoix]

@hawaiisaywhat haha, totally, thanks for that! I thought he reminded me of someone and I couldn't figure it out!

[miezulet]

he's a funny faggot i'll give you that

[ILoveMrPoynter]

Steve's just fucked out of his face ain't he? Lmao!

[gloomyoutlook]

Were I on the show, I would've just taken Simon right there on that desk xD

[slytown]

@gloomyoutlook If I get to take Jamilia, I support ur venture.

[supervanillabear4]

@gloomyoutlook My thoughts exactly. I want to superglue him to my hip so I can always be with him...

[CherryFunkaroo]

@gloomyoutlook

agreed:D

[brittanywsmith]

@CherryFunkaroo And the search begins......

[imissrose123]

9:35 LOL wtf is steve doing? look at his face!

[teufelstaub]

and Bill adds: Nana Mouskouri

[301frontline]

@CalvinCoooolidge she says "Oh, we look like the two Ronnie's."

As in Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker.

[lucynaribola]

Mark Watson is quite adorable

[PurushaDesa]

To be fair, Ronan Keating isn't the most boring ex-Boyzone for interviews now.

[Isabel6194]

Why is Lily wearing glasses?

[OrangeBananaApple]

@Isabel6194 She is blind in one eye (The right eye i think).

[OrangeBananaApple]

@Isabel6194 Well partially blind..

[slimboyjordan]

is that true????

[OrangeBananaApple]

@slimboyjordan Yeah she said it on Lily Allen And Friends i cant remember what episode i think it was the one with Phil Jupitus. :)

[BiggestLilyAllenfan]

"i'll do it again jammy"

[OrangeBananaApple]

Phil and Lily's intros were my favourite bit of this episode! i love lily :)

[MuseandIncubus]

that guy from 'the 80's.. was he the lead singer from the human league or is it sum1 else?

[Crookmeisteren]

phil and lil were awesome on the intros

[cleaningagent101]

i love that blokes leather jacket i rly want it

[ScarletxCrimson]

LMAO at Simon reading the "Pussy Friendly Finger" autocue xD

[billy2524]

what does bill say at 2:57?

[Farbpinsel]

@billy2524 Nana Mouskouri (this old singer... my mother loves her)... she always wore glasses like lily

[CalvinCoooolidge]

What does lily say at 2:52??

[applecrumble24]

@CalvinCoooolidge we look like the 2 ronnies

[notthatbasic]

Love Simon's "writhing."

[whitehotmess]

"it's a katie holmes and tom cruise!" :))

[krachaufwiedersehen]

At 9:30, after "I didn't Live Aid or...": What is Simon saying, can someone please tell me? (English is not my mother tongue)

[famiwid]

@krachaufwiedersehen "i did live aid, what have you ever done for africa?"

[krachaufwiedersehen]

Many thanks, famiwid!  :-)

[CasparWilson]

"what have you ever done for Africa"

[krachaufwiedersehen]

thanks, but famvivied has already cleared this thing up a while ago ;-)

[ubene]

@krachaufwiedersehen "I did Live Aid. What have you ever done for Africa?"

[OddyFreakchild]

"lets go somwehere else this quiz is too dangerous"

[tolchock1984]

I know it's not really about the points but Bill's team's "what have we pixelated" was much easier.

[HeadlightMorningGlow]

"The Scissor Sister's first album was banned from Walmart in America because of its obscene lyrics. Fair enough - decent Americans don't need to hear that sort of thing when buying their assualt rifle and an A to Z of local schools."

LOL.

[ChrisMeVersion2]

Jamelia is great, Javine is fair game though

[pacbizkit]

i think simon reli likes jamelia. she is pretty cool

[chasingsunbeams]

Mark Watson is so cute!

[hawaiisaywhat]

Steve Strange looks like Ricky Gervais would if he'd continued his pop career.

[TheConciseStatement]

@hawaiisaywhat

You're thinking of THAT clip, aren't you?

[dylandior123]

Jammy! :-p

[tehrealjono]

LILLY ALLEN IS SO CUTE

[hannahsarahann]

"I'll do it again, Jammy!" Simon <3

[jackhartcup]

theres the hernia!

[spazzing]

Simon is hot! Sexy bumolee tehe!

[Twigs0wot]

"love of clams," lol

[nearfantastica]

Bahahah I love Simon's C3P0 impression

[dustinlunsford23]

haha

"I HAVE THE EARS OF DEATH!!"

[SoftMattresses]

bahahaha!!!! simon at 7:06!!!! that's fantastic!!!!

[Soundfrequency]

How come Jamelia looks like the alien queen when she laughs? :O

[waltsdog]

lol, why's she a queen?

[Soundfrequency]

4:09

Lily Allen looks like a haunted doll o.o

[dylandior123]

LMAO :-p

[dylandior123]

"...knock ma tea over!" LOL :-p

[dylandior123]

"Some slaaaaaag!" LMAO :-p

[omgitsmegx]

Simon Amstell for the win.

[gloomyoutlook]

I'll do it again, Jammy!!

[sianisit]

Ugh, Simon is literally my perfect man.

Except e's gay and you don't know him?

I get where you're cooming from though.