Comedy Act Part 31

[jimmybob12]

stay still you fat fuck.

[coutchman11]

this is fucking great

[mybruisedarm]

Wait, Chris chan?

[EricToTheScionti]

LETS ALL DO THE TURN AROUND

[MarkyxMarkxVader]

You people wouldn't recognize genius if it was wearing jorts and singing you happy birthday. This guy is ahead of his time. Don't give up Daniel! The world will appreciate your art!

[GasMaskedMidget]

A combination of a Leprechaun and a lumberjack into a swirling mix of audio torture.

[owlchallenger]

2:43 What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[doctordogballs]

hey ya know, i mean, hey. hey guys. i'm like, hey guys

[KitKat178]

gosh what WOULD dan do... well im sure in any situation dan would start singing (terribly), dance like an idiot, and make a complete fool of himself

[0musicluver01]

sooo, when does the comedy part come in?

[RizzelC]

@2.17 mins

I watched this on the 30th Anniversary of John Lennon's murder. Have a bit of respect you jean short wearing blubber cunt

[nigkingoi]

@RizzelC I don't know if you're joking; he didn't really do anything disrespectful...

[mcb1132]

He really is a fat Dangle in this video

[mcb1132]

He really is a fat Dangle in this video

[richarddsfar]

Hey guys! Y'know?

[chaospad]

look at his fat nervous legs.

[jo103005]

this fucken guy

[illuminaryOne]

Is this a gay man sending up a straight man?

I get it: this is Dan Cook in 10 years and 10,000 hamburgers ...

[mamiller18]

Smuggle those plums, Dan

[mamiller18]

The outfit is beyond awesome, I laughed before he said a word.

[rscrob]

No, I don't know. I really don't know. Why do you ask if I know and then ignore my cries of "No, I don't f"cking know" and move on to the next bewildering story?

[ccpearce5]

JULIE IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS... NOW PAY YOUR TICKET!

[Jombafomb]

I

Can't

STOP

WATCHING!!!

[sbrobin1]

Wow, this is the worst comedy act I"ve ever seen.

[enigma19833]

It's Ned! RYERSON!!!

[RipleyisBA]

@enigma19833 Hahahaha!

Yes.

[revilo314]

Is this... antihumour?

It's like he starts up a ridiculously complicated setup and then doesn't put a punchline on it.

"I gotta finda BETTER way of kissing these beutiful girls" - wat wat wat wat

[creadishcread]

Strangely compelling...

[Nagsworth]

What the hell just happened

[slash5754]

hey guys, you know

[donvitodaplaya]

*crickets chirping*

[ThisIsYearoftheTiger]

Those jean shorts make me want to be a better person.

[deblacquiere]

This one's my favourite on account of the songs. This is Dan Songer bringing joy to the people.

[GomerDose]

Pause at 1:04 it looks like he's taking a painful big ol' dump

[MouthfullUK]

I like him... though he is wearing shorts designed for a 7 year old ! :)

[ABABASSPRO]

This guy's gonna be rich ! As unintelligent as the scripts are .. He will be rich and well known in many parts of the world ! Maybe not america but somewhere .. People pay for this .. Like Jackass in america , other countries get humor out of different things ! Way to go Dan !

[azgrem]

@ABABASSPRO ..... really? lol

[Dannomack]

I feel bad for the people who don't get how funny this is

[SunBloatedCorpse]

@Dannomack Oh it's funny alright. But it's tragically funny, not HaHa funny.

[PATENTAX]

Painful and not funny. THWG

[Zatki]

I don't think those shorts are being worn ironically.

[sisk22]

comedian? i think more like fashion designer

[marcrocksharderthanu]

the only thing funny here would be those shorts.

[deblacquiere]

I learn in China English for make benefit my family and friends and all who I love and respect. This video bring me great joy! My whole family laugh with the hearts of a thousand suns!

[sisk22]

best. comment. ever.

[reichjoyce]

I remember the first time I mixed lsd, ecstacy and booze too!

[funremember]

Hilarious, for all the wrong reasons.

[PrimusInterInpares]

Look what they've done to my name, man.

Look what they've done to my name.

They've taken it to a low down, nasty shame.

Who is to blame?

Look what they've done to my name, man.

Now, my name is Daniel Songer,

And I'm going to take it to fame, man.

Look what they've done to my name.

It seemed worth transcribing.

[sisk22]

win

[poppyseed223]

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!?o_o

[MGJENGLAND4LIFE]

What shit.

[bobzilla211]

i feel so bad for the human being who has to film this

[LeKryon]

Oh god just now I realized there's someone filming his videos. Must be some kind of community service, alternative jail time thing.

[bsawolfman]

I like to dance too Dan! your an comedy idol to me! Im German Student learning to make laughs with people too! Make smiles happen Dan!

[TCt83067695]

seriously you need another idol

[bsawolfman]

HAHAHAHA I love your comedy styles! Im German Student learning to make laughs with people too! your' idol to me!

[Thorzyleify]

I'd rather eat diahera than have to see this shit again.

[FatRoland]

He has all the energy of Rich Fulcher without the funniness.

It's still ever so slightly better than Michael McIntyre.

[jmsymmons]

brilliant!!

[theinternetsmrak]

Those cut off jeans don't really require turn ups.

[iheartyourbrains]

what the hell?

[amara01addis]

So bad it's funny, but then gets even worse that it's just sad.

[LyricalWax]

why does he talk in such an annoying voice?

[ryanL7]

Oh dear lord. I managed 3 mins of this then I had to turn it off. Quite proud I got through that much. Just ew.

[where8angels8play]

WW DD  WW DD WW DD WW DD

[MitsukoLi]

It'd be funnier if you fell through the fence behind you.

Yeah.

That'd be hilarious. This unfortunately isn't.

[where8angels8play]

He reminds me of that gay guy outta family guy.

He's actually really funny. Was laughing through all of that.

[Scrabble31]

If you were his neighbour, there would be a precisely equal amount of intense irritation and muted hysterics.

Great stuff, in its unique way

[profsim]

he;s pushing back hair he doesnt have

[christonederlands]

you cant sing so dont try

[paulbrown06]

Hey Dan! You're totally right! I typed Daniel Songer in to a google search and it came up with all sorts......

Daniel Songer is dressed like a 9 year old boy.

Daniel Songer is a form of comedy cancer.

At 3:16 Daniel Songer just needs to spin fast enough to take off and get sucked though the air intake of a passing jet!

and the list goes on.

WWDD? WTF?? I think we all know what we'd like Dan to do.....

that's right..... keep posting this genius.

[tehweine]

who would have thought gays couldn't be funny?

[ChrisGrape]

the worst part is, i think he thinks he's actually a good singer.

[MrSeannypoo]

,,,

[phevb]

david brent

[nexuspexus]

I don't understand why everyone thinks he's so bad. He's a hell of a lot better than Dane Cook.

[Chewkakke]

that's like saying getting stabbed in the dick is better than being stabbed in the balls.

[workprods]

this is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[duralet]

Funniest comedian of all time

[BuddahUK]

He must be an outpatient from a mental hospital or ex US Army (the germany reference). Seriously annoying and sad. What's with the dressing as a child thing?

[Rumpio]

Seriously, come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone. It's 2009, it's socially acceptable.

[tombobzine]

Juli? Err, Lucy. It's lucy mate. Stop shouting. It's alright, we share the link to show who to avoid at the clubs.

[BuddahUK]

Jesus, this guy is annoying/pathetic/unfunny in equal measures. Total shit! What a fucking weirdo.

[symonster01]

Do you have mental problems?

[thirtytwo32]

why do you have cleats on? truly unfunny, good job sir.

[30803080308030803081]

this is ridiculous

[mrpayne123]

my ratings

Comedy: 9.666

Ambiguous sexuality: 9.2

Jean shorts(cuffed): 9.9999

Accidentally buying baseball cleats: 4.2

Overall score: 11.3 (not an average)

[famouseyes]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! Keep it up, Dan.

[AmazinAzn1]

Agreed, you truly are bringing new life into the comedic realm. Finally. Thank you, Dan.

[TheNorthNorthBlogg]

please delete this from the net asap, horrible.

[funkwaffle]

Usually I like terrible things because there is some awesomeness in how bad they are. But this... this is just awful. And for fucks sake, uncuff your godamned shorts.

[SuperGameChallenge]

PERFECT.

[johnnyex]

honestly one of the most uncomfortable people I've ever seen

[kangurokid]

this guy needs cut back on the speed

[ltdgtr]

god damn it people don't you know genius when you see it??

[TheDoodyJustin]

The In-Camera Edits make me feel alive

[thehumannapkin]

Chris Farley with dementia meets cheerleader in jorts...

[Zooltarstingworth]

"Daniel Songer" is an anagram of "Enraged Loins."

[mwaysdorf]

Hey man it's been about 3 weeks, where's the new video? I've been waiting

[comebybutterfly]

You... Are a little bit terrible.

[jphishb04]

Another grand slam, Dan! They just keep getting better! please don't ever stop

[theboutros]

This was not very good. I'd like to be constructive, but all I really have to say is that this was not good. Not good at all.

[TheMisterfriendly]

Mr. Songer - Do you tour your act? I am looking for available comedians to open for a comedy sketch group I represent in Chicago. I would like to talk to if you are interested. How can I reach you? This is a serious inquiry.

[kurtloderlovespie]

this is the best place to see daniel songer

[jethrodon]

did you hear him fart at the end?

[TheCheezeFactory]

hahahha, this is almost as good as our videos :P

[Stealthsuit07]

Do you have down's?

[justinscarbrough]

why do i take reddit dares? i won, but for some reason it feels a WHOLE lot like losing.

[angeltari11684]

i cannot. I could not finish this. dude, really, it's ok. Nothing wrong with being gay. Really....actually nm, if you were actually gay you could maybe go with that.

[twelvespaces]

wow...

[davidmtfnc]

i watched all of it. i need a better dare reddit.

[steveholt41]

0_o

[steveholt41]

Just to clarify....you suck.

[spaerk]

dear god i hope you have a real job.

[pscheller]

i was dared to watch this, and they said i wouldn't be able to watch it all the way through. i did, but it was damn hard. the singing and the flamboyant dancing don't help your act. and you talking about finding women attractive doesn't either.

[norappers]

This is terrible

[JoshuaOst]

I live my life by WWDD

[cmbezln]

i cant believe someone actually films this for him without puking

[stevespielberg]

Gain 100 pounds and you'll be a lot funnier.

[tronus]

Dear God.

Go to an open mic, watch some of the comedians, and then go home and drink some tea.

Don't ever fucking do comedy again, until you can get your act together, literally.

"If you ain't funny, get the fuck off the stage." -- Richard Pryor

[rojaz]

You should really give up comedy. You're not funny at all. You truly are awful.

[jdevlin666]

What in the name of christ was that all about!?

I'm never gettin those 5 minutes back!

[ken668]

Ugh.....go shoot yourself. That was the worst piece of shit I think I've ever listened to. I almost never leave comments, but this was SOOOO horribly horribly bad that I felt compelled to tell you what a dumb fuck you are. Do the world a favor and jump head first off your deck.

[Kaerigan]

. . .

:|

[Ninji00]

I can't believe I watched the whole vid.

PLEASE RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

[mvpkent]

Wow you are truly talented Dan. First god lovin music and now this. Never give up. Look what they've done to ur name man! Wow that was a great line, you should make a song about it. Oh and the rolled shorts...definitely fashion forward bud. They don't make you look gay at all.

[ampexian]

what a jerk!

[olleman42]

is it intentionally bad?

[BagginsX]

Part.... thirty..... one.... D:

[binaryloop]

worst. comedy. ever.

[nionx]

I love your shorts. That's the only good thing about this video.

[maxnally]

Where are the jokes?

[MrBluEDicE]

This is some epic level comedy. The guy is clearly a genius.

[BIGBOY089]

nice shorts

[Carneasada14]

Glad I got to the end so I could hear about the double D ugh. . .

[batman5785]

all, i can think is that the camera keeps moving...I can't understand why they didn't stop and save the rest of us

[urlilshawty33]

jorts

[iheartheadcrabs]

this man clearly has a mental illness

[3l1zab3t4]

23 seconds. I can't take it anymore.

[Larsosborne]

I have to give you credit for persistence. 31 acts is a lot. Perhaps you need a break to re-fresh and learn how to not suck.

[coreysr5]

is this serious? someone tell me he is just joking.

gotta be fake

[HMachProductions]

Will he ever stop walking back and forth? I won't know cuz I didn't finish watching.

[projorz]

at least he's funny looking

[denimvest]

Hey, Daisy Duke called and wants her shorts back...

[McDonGARB1134]

watching this video in "high quality" is an oxymoron.