John Ashcroft Let The Eagle Soar backwards (Oh Sweet Evil)

[jhm1365]

"I said him, not you."

[fotoline]

People such as him as responsible for SOPA/PIPA.

[Rainydazed100]

I laughed so hard my face fell off - brilliant. heavymetalprophecy I would vote for you in 2012. Run, please.

[ziggyboi1995]

All this talk of eating is making me hungry

[SquishedButterfly]

For some reason I find it really funny to hear the long drawn out vibrato note coming at the start of the phrases.

[willyr9]

That's a classic! Actually I like it a lot better backwards.

[MFRedeemerp2]

His dog knows when he is heard.

[danger0usknowledge]

No John, you eat him...

Bet you had to eat a mouthful during the Bush

early years...and such as that.

[revbookburn]

This is fantastic!

[danger0usknowledge]

Thank Dog fur Johnny Ashcroft. This "patriot" lost a political race to a dead man and that dead mans wife b4 he was appointed US AG. What did the RNC have on him? What was the famous 911 quote that I heard at the 911 hearings from acting FBI director Picard, "He (Ashcroft) told me he didn't ever want to hear the words Al Qaeda again". This was around early 2001 when Ashcroft cut the counter terror budget by a half billion $.

[151boomboom]

tristanbrink dude why would you do that!!

[CLANTISBANT]

"He'll eat the roast."

This is, no doubt, prophetic. Here, he is referring to Ashburn, who, we know now, loves to eat rump roast.

[phuquedupworld]

I love how at the end he rubs his chin and then looks around like "WTF just happened?"

[acsdx]

Hail Satan.

[ScaperSteph]

"So he is surfing"

"In Hell is that" LOL!!

[ScaperSteph]

"Sweet Evil roams in the world. Should we eat him?" One way to get rid of evil. LMAO!

[MandrakeSauvignon]

You just blew my mind.

[walkermydawg]

Hey I want to see this motherfucker;s birth certificate.

[nickatdusk]

mmm roast..

[champeens]

Twisted Sister aint got nothinj on this scary ass pankake make-up wearing creep.......!

[RoseMathilde]

We should all help the peoples from the USA!! 3rd world country as it is...

Screw the Govmnt. Not the peoples.

peace

[ualreadyknew]

"There's no use there at all, so you f**k some."

This shit is comedic genius. I've seen this like 8 times and it still gets me.

[fodsaks]

Yes... We must all eat him that fell.

[fixable]

This is my new favourite song.

[torremalku]

"He'll eat the roast"

"It will be gross"

LMAO

[FeygeleGoy]

2:15 I love the frantic scream, "And I'll give him... SA-TAN!"

This is the most convincing case for claims that backwards masking carryies subliminal "Satan worship" messages. (Still not convincing, but better than mosst.)

[spartacusrockes]

Still hilarious! I wish more people could see it.

[tenor529]

Oh my god this is amazing.

[spartacusrockes]

Hilarious!!!! I'm hearing a bit differently though, where the words say "we'll cover him up", I'm hearing "we'll carve him up", but brilliant nonetheless. I hope enjoyed the roast, and him that fell. Reptile.

[Iadysarah]

"See our foot sail out of her ass"

LMFAO

[anniebhier]

Laughing so hard I can't breathe right now...excellent translations.

[nopieisy]

funniest thing ive seen in a very long time.

[wassup287]

I love the random pans to the flag, OH MY GOD ITS SO INSPIRINGIMGOINGTOCUM

[ManicMuppets]

Haha that was really funny for about 3 min then it got all creepy.

Why the fuck was this guy involved in government at all? He is so clearly some batshit crazy christian.

[JimHalpert123]

im in tears, that was amazing

[TalentMattersLV]

Oh GOD. I'm coming here at least once a day to watch this! From what I can tell, it's Ashcroft's review of a recent dining experience:

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

GIRL: He'll eat the roast.

WAITRESS: Said him, not YOU.

GUY: Her also.

WAITRESS: It'll be gross.

GIRL: Serve and see still. He harks on this.

WAITRESS: There's no use there at all, so you f**k some. Often, that's the end of it.

BOTH: We eat him who fell...his meat. Isn't that quaint?

WAITRESS: Hurry off...

[TalentMattersLV]

I SWEAR I have woken the neighbors with my screaming laugh attack watching this! Perhaps surfing in hell while hearing my own dog was just too much for me! I am TRULY LMFAO!!!!!  If only you could see the tears running down my face right now over this! Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever seen IN MY LIFE! Ricky Gervais has NOTHING on this guy (who IS backwards...) or this backwards version of his putrid "performance!" I and my neighbors thank you sincerely for the best laugh EVER!

[runirokk]

WE EAT THE LOW!

[druha10304]

dude i sat here and thought this is so weird.

so then i said.

"dude this is so weird"

[redshadow1111]

See your foot sail out her ass LOL

[thevirtuallabb]

That's kinda funny...

[MFRedeemerp2]

ill see your foot sail out of her ass

[googlejoint]

Serve and see still. I couldn't have put it better myself.

[markobears]

I love it! This is very creepy. It's like a warning from god.

[Rautas78]

now that was great, 5 stars

[FuzzyDuck]

Hilarious. Does anyone have an mp3 of the original?

[guzuta]

genius

[richardsull119]

hahahahahaha

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[willyr9]

LMAO!!

[sloanscreen45]

now it's dark

[Palominoid]

This "hear their own dog, he'll know" thing reminds of Son of Sam. And "he'll eat the roast"...I could relate that one to Jeffrey Dahmer.

[destroyalltacos]

"The low ocean" actually sounds more like "the lotion" to me, As in it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

[NyBob85]

We eat him. The low ocean that woe gives him.

[benheeha]

That's like Cormac fucking McCarthy. Awesome.

[Palominoid]

His meeeat! fucking gold...

[tristanbrink]

Is it wrong of me to masturbate to this?

[TehPwnererJr]

The question of our time.

[killtheabsence]

Depends on if it's wrong of me to watch.

[krelbar]

Let the semen soar!!!

[meushubris]

@tristanbrink not at all... I thought the very same thing

[josiahjamesbenjamin]

@tristanbrink are you pure evil?

If so no

if not yes

[capelipl]

devil speak

[kkoegler]

That's some scary shit.

[turfclub9]

For ohh!!

[heavymetalprophecy]

It'll be gross. Serve and see still.