Clockwork orange funny scene

[14Srb88]

I know,oh yes,I know !

[alleseb7]

And I'm so proud of you...........

[alleseb7]

Not funny if your actually smart enough to have read the book.....

Tards

[ThotdFan127]

@alleseb7 I read the book.....tard

[Diogenes1360]

Best part is at 0:49 when someone in the back releases a wind-breaker . .

[fleamarket3000]

there is more that is true in this one scene than there is in hundreds of other movies I have seen

[fleamarket3000]

a fireball spinning in their screaming guts!!

[09desertrocksfest]

dont laugh damn you!!!!!

[FeelGood30]

Interesting symbolism/coded commentary here with the church and perverts (RE: pedos) being portrayed together, side by side. Knowing Kubrick's meticulousness, this wasn't an accident-and as we know, rampant child abuse and pedophilia in the church has been thoroughly exposed. A little bit of 'art imitating reality' here, I'd say :)

[JakeComeauNotFrench]

Isaw it at 15

[JakeComeauNotFrench]

Just like me at catholic school

[TheHasanMurat]

At 1:42, "What,what in the butt?" 2 perverts and their rapeface.

[CrAZychicke]

they should remake this

[whitbyjet65]

@CrAZychicke No! No! No! No! No! I HATE, DETEST & ABHOR remakes of classic films. It's like remaking the Pyramids or The Beatles....you just end up with a piss poor imitation. Why do you need artificial flavours when you can have the real thing? Enjoy the original as it was mean to be seen because every remake has been utterly diabolical.

[melosebrainuhoh]

@whitbyjet65 Well said. Remakes should be limited to movies that had promising premises but bad execution. Movies like this that have no real room for improvement should be left the bloody hell alone.

[nintendopet114]

So, for all you strange Internet characters I have a question? Parents, soon to be's, and those who fantasize, at what age will you let your children see this? For reference I saw it at 13.

[ThotdFan127]

@nintendopet114 I saw it at 14 but i'd prolly wait till they are 17 or 18

[Superwolf1337]

@ThotdFan127 It's not even that bad. The violence isn't disturbing in the least (except for maybe the home invasion scene and the hobo beating, and the hobo beating is seen from the side, in the darkness) the violence is more comically brutal and stylized than it is disturbing. The worst thing is a few boobies here and there. 13-14 would be a good age.

[NormanBatesRocks911]

@Superwolf1337 yea im 14 and I find it a good movie, this is a fine age I love the movie

[Struckworld]

@nintendopet114 im 14 and saw it 2 months ago :)

[Jaglyser]

@nintendopet114 Me myself i saw this movie when i was between 11-12 and i was extremely fascinated by it.

[melosebrainuhoh]

@nintendopet114 I read the book at 17 and saw the movie soon afterward. There's no good reason for somebody younger than that to see it. Kids wouldn't get it.

[666AMC666]

@melosebrainuhoh i don't get it lol, i still don't get it, good movie tho

[oloompop]

@melosebrainuhoh Saw it at 14 and most certainly "got it".

[NormanBatesRocks911]

@melosebrainuhoh im 14 and I get it, dont stereotype us as stupid please!

[John1000]

@nintendopet114 15 maybe 16

[anoolab]

@nintendopet114

4, perhaps 5. In fact, this will probably be among my kids' first educational videos, right along with Elmo.

[MyJustMeHere]

@nintendopet114 I saw this at 12. It remains my favourite film. As for your actual question, I'm really not sure. It depends if they're mature enough to handle certain things.

[TheHasanMurat]

I was a wandering sheep, i did not love to fold, i did not love my shepherd´s voice,

i would not be controlled. I was a wayward child , i did not love my home, i did not love my fathers voice etc

[XxMDAxX]

am i the only one who thinks the prison guard is fucking brilliant.

[ThotdFan127]

@XxMDAxX He's one of the best parts of the movie

[FridayTeardrop]

droogs oh you let us bratschni tchelovecish pray to the old man up there while of course oh brothers dear our gulliver has something else to let his own little mind to wonder around like the little titsas and their mountains and hills we followed at that mollokko bar the other day or something like this or something completely different rofl

[statelessmars]

lol the pedophiles at the end where like, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[ShadowGunner82]

Hilarious scene!

[Moogaar1]

LOUDER!!!!

[jrmetmoi]

That warden's looking a bit like a sunburned Hitler somehow.

[ChristopherDone]

In the book one of his cell mates tries to bum him but he fights him off.

[varva001]

it sound like KRACOSIA

[4SCARECROWS]

This whole scene is LOL ha ha hah haaaaaaaa XD

[Alannbitchh]

Hey it's my teacher

[AnaTheQueen]

OMG THE ENDING

LOOOOL

[gheddox]

pause the video at 0:57...great british humour. ^^

[jimijig336]

I know,oh i know FFFFFRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP farts are god

[EmperorCesar]

LMFAO HAHAHAHA

[jrmetmoi]

Yeah Alex, what rapes around comes around

[jsgold2000]

" a fireball, spinning in their screaming guts" right before the guy rips the big fart....ROFL

[josuedinho98]

Gordon Ramsey?

1:42

[CupofPhenol]

every priest is an (_x_)

[TheTomatenfisch]

this priest is like fucking adolf hitler

[xevanescencex4evax]

i love this scene alex is really funny in it, such a suck up :P

i love it (:

[TheBarryviper]

8 people were kiddy fiddled by their priest.

[ThotdFan127]

@TheBarryviper Win comment!!!

[foevahavinskillz]

@TheBarryviper haha i initially thought u wrote kiddy fisted lol

[tannaberton]

@TheBarryviper Only 8?

You guy sare not even close to the deprevation of us here in Newfoundland...however i loves this movie

[Nanotech92]

@TheBarryviper Ohp, two more

[Ziggy1890]

.59 seconds. There is the mason symbol. Totally a masonic movie. Sun worshipping and free masonry. And british people. All three combined make up for a true masonic movie. Interesting.

[witness124]

@Ziggy1890 Oh, right. Ahhhh!!!!! Britsh people! they're all masons! Oh wait...

I'M BRITISH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Get a life. not everything's a symbol, sign, or icon to Jabuhlon. Grow up.

[Ziggy1890]

@witness124

Okay you DO know this is propoganda... You DO know the pyramid with the eye is a symbol? You're ignorant to the fact they they do run this world. You're ignorant to the facts right in front of you. I did not say all british were masons. All I'm doing is pointing out the freaky COINCIDENCES *as you would like to put them* out to people. Open your eyes. 

[witness124]

@Ziggy1890 Honestly? You sound sad. It's really sad. My only regret is that you'll never be happy in life because you believe that the masons are way more powerful than they actually are. So what? Even if there is Masonic propaganda in here, do you think it was anything more than a couple of Masonic producers having a laughter? They're a group of old romantics, nothing more. Please, can't you just give up? You'll probably accuse me of being a Mason now. You would make an excellent Witch-finder.

[Ziggy1890]

@witness124

all I'm saying is Masons control the media. Their symbolism is everywhere. EVEN in The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassius. In fact, thats got a lot of freaky and heavy symbolism in it. Do some research on it. I wouldn't act the way I do unless I looked deep into the rabbit hole. No I do not believe you are a free mason because if you were you would shrug off my comments. Look I'm not trying to fight. All im saying is, and I need to quote this, there is "More than meet the eye".

[witness124]

@Ziggy1890 I used to be obsessed with Freemasons too...until I began to realize something. THEY'RE JUST A GROUP OF ARISTOCRATIC TWITS WHO WEAR TUXEDOS! There's nothing wrong with that! You're just a little mentally sick! Honest to God, if you reply once more saying that 'They control all' then I'll blow. Grow Up! Nobody is going to tell a billion Christians, a Billion Catholics, and a bilion Chinese people WHAT TO DO.....

Now be quiet and go back to making a tinfoil hat.

[Ziggy1890]

@witness124

There's a lot more going on in this world than you probably know of and the signs are right in front of us. Its up to you to accept the information and connect the dots. Hey, if you want to live oblivious and be brainwashed by school books go for it. But I suggest just paying more attention to the intentions of organizations. Masons, Cross Bone, Illuminati, all different. BUT they share a same goal. Control. Media control.

[witness124]

@Ziggy1890 Okay, let me clear up a fact. I am quite concious of the fact that my school is trying to make me a casual, normal individual, with no spirit of free will. However, I don't blame the ****in' FREEMASONS! Let me make myself clear. YOU THINK YOU ARE PART OF SOME ELITIST CLUB WHO ARE ABOVE US 'DELUDED SLAVES TO THE MACHINE'. You're wrong. You're not better than me because you jump at shadows! I'd rather be ruled by the Freemasons than by you! At least they dress better!

[witness124]

@Ziggy1890 May I also add that the 'masonic symbol' ou pointed out is non-existent, as Jesus and Masonry are not the same thing. Perhaps you are merely paranoid.

[legalyzefreed0m]

aww man u cut out the kisses

[ilovebfslucy]

farts make everyone immature

[LeChatDeNoir13]

Poor Alex

[penchanskii]

Let's have a little reverence you bastards.

[DeckardA1A1]

this reminds me when i was young and i went to church with my family and my little cousin farted

[MrStonecold69]

this is my favourite scene from ANY of kubricks movies

the man was a genius

[sarahthediva]

I was a wandering sheeeeep I always crack up at that for some reason

[ThotdFan127]

@sarahthediva cuz the prisoners sound funny and the Hitler guy makse it funnier

[diamejia84]

@ThotdFan127 I swear only the swastikas were missing in that scene!!! The hitler wannabe does make it funnier!!

[halloweenfan92]

the laughter of sinners are stronger then any voice of any preacher

[ThotdFan127]

@halloweenfan92 I'm a chrstian (sorta) but I think i'd be laughing too is someone was farting and burping in church XD

[halloweenfan92]

@ThotdFan127 i know just the message i belive he was trying to convey on this scene

[hotelmario510]

@ThotdFan127 You can't really be "sorta" a Christian, you either follow Jesus Christ, or you don't. But I get what you're saying :)

[ThotdFan127]

@hotelmario510 well I believe jesus is my savior but I don't follow the bible very much

[yityatlvr]

i read the book first and i like the movie better. which is weird for me.

its prob because i like the ending of the movie better and the soundtrack is wicked awesome.

[ThotdFan127]

@yityatlvr Yes the soundtrack is amazing. Its a shame we dont get this good of cinema nemore

[RedEliteFilms]

@ThotdFan127

Well, its not like Kubrick made any recent films(that I'm aware of) and that saddens me.

[ThotdFan127]

@RedEliteFilms He passed away in 2000 and on that day he made this film legal in england

[RedEliteFilms]

@ThotdFan127

......what.....WHAAAAT!.....Ku­brick...is dead? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRR­RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG­GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[TheIveet]

@RedEliteFilms o.O yep, he's. R.I.P kubrick

[MrTheChompiras]

theres was something that i never undestand of the movie, the repetitive and constanly close-ups of the hitler-like guard, why was that? always the interest in his expresions...

[dom86juve]

sing up dam you = lol

[RsAnc1ents]

lol

[mxsxckmxnd]

Alex is sexy..

[bibblebob]

Good scene but doesn't really show the same state brutality the book does.

Like in the book, when the guy goes brrrrp, the guards think its someone next to him and drag him off to beat the shit out of him.

I'd say watch the film first and then read the book though, because otherwise the film will seem much poorer in comparison (despite it still being great)

[ThotdFan127]

@bibblebob The book deeply disturbs me alot more then the movie does I saw the movie first also it took me a while to finally get the book and read it.

[fleamarket3000]

@bibblebob of course the book is more violent, do you really think Kubrick could of made this film more violent in 1971? it got a ridiculous amount of bad press and had to be censored and even banned in certain countries

[coralarch]

Karaoke- 1971 style!

[gerryono]

is it just me, or does this guy sound like Ian Paisley. Was that on purpose

[Sothie]

I don't think I can name any movie off the top of my head with more belching and people saying "sir" than ACO.

Oh, and..."human FAAAHHRR!"

[InvaderSlusk1994]

ha. he belched. sounds like what i did at church

[tallswede80]

@InvaderSlusk1994

Awesome.  Next time, shit on the floor at the same time.

[crackernazi]

Come and get one in the catholic yarbles. If you have any cathlolic yarbles, you unic stink jellyfilsh magpie!!

[RockinBlues4]

lol alex is so cute

[Museegirl0018]

He is.

lol The guy at the end of the video was making kissy faces at Alex.

[ZorenA65]

@RockinBlues4 hes also a rapist murderer

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@RockinBlues4 yea 70s boys were hot as hell during those times

[RadGirlRadford84]

@TheNextAvrilLavigne I was there and YES they were!

Best ones were in "the Sweet" my personal favorites!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@RadGirlRadford84 im a 90s girl but i studied different decades

[WhiskeyArjan]

Great how Alex behaves. Acting very serious, but you see he's faking good behaviour.

[LeonBeethoven]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[DeeLaitti]

The kissy-faces by the blonde guy to Alex. So cute.

[ThotdFan127]

Okay thats nice

[uNANOtube]

@poof00000

your 100% Gay

[magentaish]

@poof00000 You realize that at the begining of the Nazi reich, the Pope endorsed Hitler and the nazi's? Dumb ass.

[pdunny1920]

welcome to catholic school

[WestiGirl]

@ pdunny1920: LOL

[MrTantraMan]

I won't go that far. I was in one for 4 years and it was NOTHING to this extent at all. This is a prison in the flcik nto a Catholic school. It not unitl you leavethe sytem you realize the diversity of religions and also the people.

[Ygdrasel]

@pdunny1920

I would take prison AND monstrously crippling anti-violence conditioning over Catholic school.

[stwp1]

can anyone tell me what a prestoopnik is?

[PSPOD]

GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND

[johnnystulic42]

prestupnik means fellon

[KENNYPWNAGE]

The guards should have gotten the britvas and gone all bezoomy on the prsioners.

[psychokitty93]

"Human faaaaaaaaaaaaah" lol :)

[sweinundhundherz]

that's where I've heard this before.... skinny puppy song.... it all comes full circle.

[grnmn883]

should have played another minute or two while he talks

[getyourtruth]

just notice how fast little alex did install himself up in the front side of the big big big sinners so aside from the ones with the law and power on their side

[soph337]

I really like how faithful this is to the book.

I've not seen the film yet, just a few clips on here.

Book is freaking ace, though. One of my favourites.

[6EELZE6U6666]

it really isn't faithful at all to the book, Burgess himself hates it

[ChocolateWafers]

burgess doesnt hate it he just thinks its kubricks vision not his.

[soph337]

I'm pretty interested to see what the film's like. I've only seen a couple of scenes on here.

I'm worried I'll just be disappointed though.

[Virgilx711]

You may be. I've never read the book, but I've heard a lot of it was changed in the transition. I hope to read the book soon; as much as I love the movie, I've heard from many others that they typically preferred the book.

Kubrick (like any director) injects a lot of his own material into the movie, which can definitely change the story (or in the case of the ending, the entire plot).

You may be disappointed if you expect it to match the book, but view it on its own merits with an open mind.

[soph337]

Yeah, I find it difficult to separate a book from a film but I'll do my best.

I didn't mean to offend with laughing at your interpretation of it, but if you read the book you'll see why I found it a bit odd. Just seemed a little bit out there, to be honest.

[psychokitty93]

@soph337, so did I! There are a few changes between the book and movie, but I still have trouble distinguising the two.

[armbru3ter]

If you read the book, this scene's actually part of the humor of the book. Pretty funny. Best book of all time, no doubt.

[sikboyuk]

This Humour is pure Kubrick, not Burgess.

[Indielicous]

This scene is reminiscent of a passage in James Joyce's - Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. They both comment on the use of religion as a means of conformity.

[DontBeAfraidToCare]

Read the damn book first.

[ThotdFan127]

The book is amazaing

[firetasteslikebacon]

I'm reading the book right now, and I'm loving it.

[actyme]

a lushious young malchik such as your stoyteller xDDD LOL!! I saw this movie and loved it. It was so wierd, maybe it's because i was high. i found it very amusing to hear so many russian words (devuchka, galava, druug and others) that i so often hear here, in my post-soviet country streets xD owned.

[MJ0428]

Yeah, this movie and the book are written at the height of the cold war, so it's possible that either or both of them make assume that he Soviets had conquered Britain at some point, and that's how those words got added to the language. For all we know, it could be a fascist-like state that is actually at work here.

[jugglebug911]

oh wait. its not the boogey man. . but i have seen those lips in the nightmare before christmas. anyone see what im talking about??

[jugglebug911]

that preachers lips remind me of the boogey man from nightmare before christmas.

[ayn0612]

Jail.Its wasted time.I have threw into Jail.

[tom8fallon8]

watch the film and then you might found out

[teamtagaly1]

a guy

[Anchoviakis]

malchick means BOY in Russian.

[hotathlete2]

this scene is funny as hell. perverts ready to dribble all over a luscious young malchick like Alex. poor little Alex. I guess he woke the following morning with a pain in the gulliver.

[tom8fallon8]

haha ye

[lisambofoh]

The guy is making kissy faces at Alex. Is it that hard to understand?

[Dungarth]

let's have a little reverence you bastards!

[marirob92]

best film ever.

[Evani0]

Hotter then any flame of human FIIIIIIIRE

[michealtwonan]

1:25-1:27 always makes me laugh.

[ximsol182]

poor Alex, first Deltoid and now this....

[Bash316]

(Burp).

[marcelthemaoist]

Sorry dude, I've watched the movie probably like 30 to 50 times since 1992, and the head guard you are speaking of does no such thing. Let's see you show one seen in the movie where he does. Also, have you ever read the book? I have 3 times at least. The person making the flirting and kissing to Alex DeLarge is one of the pedophiles "ready to dribble all over on a young malchik like myself" as Alex says. I agree with you 100% on repressed homosexuality. Just don't think it's the intent here.

[Bash316]

Dude, why did you reply to me? I think you meant to reply to Virgilx711. Oops.

[Virgilx711]

I never got the chance to read your reply, since you responded to the wrong person. I've pretty much rescinded on my old position, as I haven't read the book yet and my interpretation was based on the fact that the guard seems to observe carefully the two young pervs' "kissing motions/lip pursing/whatever" and then emulating it himself. At least, that's what I assumed was going on.

He also seemed to take a very personal interest, beyond the scope of his job it seemed, in keeping Alex in jail.

[GoblinBerserker]

hey I didn't understand what is that guy trying to tell by doing that thing with mouth?

[VN930816]

He's flirting stupid :P

[BOOSHBOYDOM]

i think hes gay

[Virgilx711]

The prison guard has repressed homosexual feelings towards Alex, and picks up his little flirting techniques from two of the convicts. The movie makes a point of showing the guard's state of confusion, frustration and self-hatred throughout Alex's stay in the pen.

[marcelthemaoist]

I don't know where you are getting that from. The prison guard is not insinuated to have feelings for Alex. He hates Alex because he sees that he is a wicked youth and doesn't believe he can reform. He is a deeply conservative man and feels embarrassed that any homosexuality is occurring in the prison.

[Virgilx711]

Are you not aware of the fact that he is making subtle kissing motions towards Alex in almost every scene he's in? Yes, he is very deeply conservative, which is likely an even greater source of inner conflict for him. This is not uncommon whatsoever, as many people from all walks of life - including hard line conservatives - have been proven to have homosexual feelings. One's sexual preference is not always chosen, and may conflict with one's own morals and beliefs.

[samnoper123]

it's lip pursing. not kissing. it's disaprovalXD

[soph337]

Everyone is entitled to their own interpretation, but this one makes me lol to be honest.

[Virgilx711]

I'm glad I amuse you.

It also seems you haven't seen the whole film, by your own admission. By all means, I welcome any opposing views, but I might take you a little more seriously if you actually watched the whole thing.

[jjmklauwn]

I dont think its intended, the guard represents more a hitler-like figure, strict and totalitairian. He points fingers to the gay man in this clip and that means: watch out. Some other clip u can see him with an open mouth when the nude girl is standing in front of alex on the stage, Afterwards he loudly applauded like its was the first time he saw any boobs

[lizgannon]

Flirting! The prisoners a gay!

[gnubboleso]

AHAHAHAAHHA

PRRRRRRRRRR

[RagingWeichel]

Prison Charlie: "DONT YOU LAUGH DAMN YOU! DONT YOU LAUGH!" on of my favorite quotes from the movie

[benjirichardshooper]

what hymn is that does anyone know?