Real time With Bill Maher - Writing On Hand

[ASADG27]

the Bush one is the best !!!!! Cant belive americans voted for him .... TWICE !!!!!

[522aromano]

@ASADG27 Actually, Americans didn't vote for him....Florida bought his election. Gore had the popular vote.

[HyrulianWarlord]

that amy winehouse one is either really fucked up, or funnier now

[mesolovely1]

we need bill mahr, seth mcfarlane, corey taylor, and kevin smith to sit at a table and just talk for 36 hours

[MSAlex23]

@mesolovely1 I do not know Kevin Smith (I'm not american btw) BUT I strongly approve the presence of Corey Motherfucking Taylor and, of course, Seth MacFarlane

[erika2012vsu]

Damn for that Amy Whinehouse one

[jkellis2]

George Bush...oh, typical. lol

[LeilanieMariaRebecca]

I can watch this a 1000 times and still laugh my ass off!

[jackp22]

2:00 well this is awkward...

[mikefromauckland]

I seem to remember a youttube video from a few years back that went viral with people writing stuff on their hands... from that guy... VforVendetta.

[TheMiraiMaki]

@mikefromauckland I instantly thought of that too. But I think he did it WAY better...lol!

[lilwill32995]

The Amy Whinehouse one isn't funny anymore... :(

[MrBobo9921]

@lilwill32995 yeah it is

[Dazzler59]

@Granty2k8 i only use the term heaven in the context of the joke seeing as im totally atheist lol.

[williambeecher]

since when was george w bush able to read the word hand? let alone write it.

[Dazzler59]

@Granty2k8 shes waiting at the back of a queue in heaven until the norweigan translator arrives

[Schutzstaffel23]

when it zooms on trigg's hand the guy in the audience is like HOHAOHAOHOAHAHAHA

[jejo02]

Omg...this is hands down one of the funniest skits he has ever done...no pun intended

[jejo02]

hahahaha

[dummychaos]

Talk to the... hand?

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[somarriba333]

Amy Winehouse.

[HOCxKrieg]

This is worse than the time they built a green house on a baseball field *unrelated cutscene*

[hackebeil20]

"pull out" ;-)

[yahboyeee]

*sigh....god damn it

[Nanotech92]

That advert, WTF?????

[Neosaigo]

So that commercial is saying taxes, freedom, liberty are something so hard to remember they have to put it on their hands.  Well that is just awesome.

[Turtleman7007]

I can't freakin breath! Lmao "hand"!!!!

[MrEatonbeaver]

@Turtleman7007 Oh, god damn, that one is a "keeper." It is so fabulous that you need not the visual, but can verbally describe it, and it bellows out of the recipient. I am still pissed they flew him back to xas. Should have made he and the homicide by vehicle first lady walk back.

[eggiex1]

I have something written on my hands too.. it says "Breast exam testing machine."

[MooseHunter911]

im crying !! HAND! HAHAHAH

[FoGGeRdk]

"hand.." rofl!!!

[Frankensquatch]

I literally snorted laughing at this segment... LOL

[jjp39t]

Hand

[ak031995]

@jjp39t loved that one the most :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[xinecallaw]

In regards to what is shown starting @00:45, I have but one question. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! Please dont tell me that was a publicity piece of crap, trying to make the note taking of a child level mentality utilizing penmenship to hand! SERIOUSLY, this can NOT be the reason. If so, then I owe Bill Maher an apology. You see when he stated that people in the US are 'stupid', my response was 'FUCK YOU'. Sorry Bill, I tried being optimistic, but this is just to much, ppl in our country are STUPID

[MrJJModern]

Best moment ever in Bill Maher history. hahahah

[tubehiki]

HAND

[shore1701]

I laughed hard on George Bush part.

[TheBalcom]

Tha's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I never trhought Americans had a sense of humour. :-)

[DawnOfTheDead991]

You can't go wrong by being stupid especially in the South

[charlzcox]

love this guy 4 his music ... but seth's sense of humor so rocks ... 1 funny mothrfukr! hum ... hum ... let's see ... bright, creative, talented artist ... hum ... reminds me someone else i know ... but she can dance2 ... and much hotter ...

[SuzieGuru]

I bet Voldemort has writing on *his* hand.

[AmericanBadass44]

I'm conversative, but I have to admit, that was funny.

[TAz69x]

I would've put "Left" on Bush's Right hand!

=3

[Notecrusher]

hahaha - amy winehouse - if found and her phone number - priceless!

[superman122491]

Lmfao xD

[mvman14]

on bushes hand it should have said right hand because he cant tell them apart

[DawnOfTheDead991]

@mvman14 good one!

[ronoc9]

hahahahaha!

[fullbrigades]

Funny funny Funny x 1000..

[ibrahim2788]

This videi always makes me laugh

[PRINCESSABITCH90]

omg I laughed soo hard I almost peed my pants.............!

[abdulalfarzed]

hillarious

specially bush´s hand

really i´m new bill maher´s fan

[MCweylin]

freakin hilarious, Bush part was the best.

[92Fishman92]

This is hysterical!!!

I love Bill Maher!!

[MountMarcyNY]

Actually, while she has a snow ball's chance of being elected president, she is raking in the big bucks from all the shoddy media like FOX & TLC thanks to millions of saps out there. So she is laughing all the way to the bank which was all she was about besides publicity. Another vapid American celebrity is born.

[SickerThanThou]

In their world, «stupid» means «down to earth, ordinary person, non-elitist», «freedom» means «guns», «liberty» means «no healthcare for me and my children» and «fair tax» means «less taxes for my rich employer, but more taxes for me, please». They're following Jesus: they're ready to suffer for their employer's sin of greed.

[mrcoolguyify]

this show was on my birthday too!

[lokakuu1985]

On Paul Reuben's right hand: Do not use this at the movies!

[Ben1987X]

Where can I find the whole real time episodes?

[hk86]

LMFAO "Hand"

[jackieclark123]

lol the writing on the hands for the campaign ad i can hardly see, lol

LOVE THE ONES THEY MAKE UP FUNNIEST SHIT

[TheBestInterest]

Hah, that fucking ad was great.

But on a serious note. I think that those of us who disapprove of Sarah Palin should spend our time criticizing the more dangerous aspects of her character, rather than whether or net she scribbles on her hand. After all, Obama and all other presidents read from teleprompters.

Maybe, just maybe, if we didn't bash her so much for petty things such as this, conservatives would actually listen to us.

Probably just wishful thinking, though. . .*sigh*.

[BOOBOO3976]

@TheBestInterest Lulz. About what? You guys elected a president that thought we had 57 states and wont even put his hand on his chest for the national anthem. Nothing is wrong with Palin, she just simply doesn't want a far left country built on the socialism. I'm not trying to badger you in any way. I can respect opposing views. But aside from her having politics you disagree with what is wrong with her?

[TheBestInterest]

@BOOBOO3976 First, I would like to state that I do not care for Obama.

I'm not aware of Obama thinking there are 57 states. He graduated from Harvard Law School, so I would assume that he knows better, it may have been a mere slip up.

I am also ignorant of his refusal to place his hand on his chest for the anthem. My personal opinion is that the anthem is stupid, bordering fascist.

To point out these facts about Obama the equivalent of liberals criticizing Palin's hand scribble.

[TheBestInterest]

@BOOBOO3976 (Cont.)

As for her "dangerous aspects". . .she is a fundamentalist Christian. This means she is stupid (I do not mean to sound overly radical or insulting). Too add to the absurdity, she takes from the Bible that the end times are near, making her a dangerous woman to hold nuclear codes.

As for your comment on Obama's "socialism". I think that if you were to draw a truly objective political scale, he would be a centrist. America's scale is so skewed that he seems like a leftist.

[BOOBOO3976]

@TheBestInterest I don't believe in the Bible either. God I believe in, I think the Bible has been distorted through out the years.

[hadinizami]

@BOOBOO3976 obama said he went through 57 states on his campaign, he did not say america has 57 states. also the picture of him without his hand on his chest is when the "star spengled banner" was playing. you are not required to put your hand on your chest during america's "theme song".

[MountMarcyNY]

@hadinizami Obama occasionally makes a gaffe or says something stupid, with Palin, that is her profession

[hadinizami]

@MountMarcyNY yea i was not saying obama doesnt make mistakes, i was simply refuting specific attacks on him. maher once said "Palin is a category 5 moron" i agree.

[zarthered]

@BOOBOO3976 if you actually believe that were anywhere near being a far left country i need to buy the same drugs you must be taking by the truck loads cause it has be some great shit to make someone that delusional.

[BOOBOO3976]

@zarthered First off: Lame.

Second off: when you have actual evidence supporting we are not left leaning you can talk shit.

[zarthered]

@BOOBOO3976 Who is your supplier? Cause you must be on some primo quality shit from deep in Indochina where some amateur scientist is trying to be a new age Albert Hofmann and create hyper blends of new hallucinogens. Man, you must pay out the ear for that stuff.

[BOOBOO3976]

@zarthered Again, lame.

You're trying too hard. Just find some evidence and quit beating around the bush with these lame comebacks.

[MountMarcyNY]

@BOOBOO3976 Typical Palin fan, can only regurgitates simple minded crap some talk radio scumbag fed him. Why do the people who claim Palin is so great always resort to crude Obama attacks when they find out most people really don't like her? Is she the only conservative you can think of?

[BOOBOO3976]

@MountMarcyNY I don't care for Palin, typical liberal wing nut.

[MountMarcyNY]

@BOOBOO3976 Well, you brought Obama into the thread. At least I was able to focus on the issue at hand while you burped up a bunch of irrelevant canned crap.

[BOOBOO3976]

@MountMarcyNY I'm just saying. All Politicians sucks, don't fling mud at the ones you don't like unless you have a good reason (No liberal does).

[MountMarcyNY]

@BOOBOO3976 So ALL liberals, who you assumed I am, don't have any good reasons to fling mud, but you do?

[BOOBOO3976]

@MountMarcyNY All politicians sucks.

End.

[JessShia]

BTW That laughter you hear is Norah O'Donnell!!!! The one in the middle!! Her laugh is so funny/ridiculous/annoying!!!

[mrcoolguyify]

I have this whole episode and love this part!

[JessShia]

@mrcoolguyify Can you post this episode, please???

[mrcoolguyify]

@JessShia I can try, just don't know if it will work

[JessShia]

@mrcoolguyify Please do!

[zyphernova750]

This was awesome, simply put.

[Manx36]

I pray to the fake baby jesus every night that sarah palin runs for president so that she can drive a stake into the heart of the republican part once and for all

[Charybdys]

That laugh is funnier than the jokes. It is simply too ridiculous to be a real laugh. I'd love to have that guy follow me around at parties. I would be the funniest guy ever to one guy, and everyone would know it.

2:10 cannot be real.

[neomp5]

a little hypocritical for maher to talk about making stupidity a virtue. isn't he an anti-vaxxer?

[xylonisawesome]

@neomp5 Only for people like him whose bodies have been drowned in vaccines all their lives already.

[neomp5]

@xylonisawesome

what, they've been cured enough and want to die? what is that supposed to mean?

he actively discourages people from using medication that saves lives, and does it purely based on political rhetoric he finds personally appealing. his fashion statement kills people. he has no right to speak against others who do the same.

[elotequeen]

OMG I loled so hard.

[muthushiv]

Oh God, Bill, you are incorrigible. God bless you... I laughed so hard.

[mrtryps]

wow, that comercial's retarded

[Stingerbillion]

HAHA Tiger Woods: "Heidi Montage" and Bush: "Hand". Epic!

[themooddisorders]

on her hand she reminded herself that:

Dems = Bad

Reps = Good

What a doofus....wait, can a woman be a doofus?

YES!

[thelivingfire]

lol "Hand!" ha ha ha

[skypurple15]

this is hilarious! lol.

[dracpcpp]

i love it when there's one guy in the crowd with a huge laugh that's louder than the whole rest of the audience.

[FreeInquisition]

@dracpcpp Lol that guy had a real cartoon laugh. He must have been sitting right under the nearest mic.

[davetrombone1]

@dracpcpp i think that was Seth MacFarlane laughing

[DaHonestAbe]

@dracpcpp If you love that, then watch his interview with Chris Rock from 2008. There was one guy in the crowd laughing really loud, and it had me crackin up like crazy.

[jmandernach232]

@dracpcpp that was seth laughing

[metabolgia]

so fucking funny.

[johnclavis]

Look, it's really simple -- there's a type of person (the "authoritarian") who thinks in terms of ruthless loyalty to their in-group. They work based on what Colbert calls "truthiness" -- if you criticize someone in their group, they get defensive and give the target every benefit of a doubt, whereas it's considered okay to ridicule and scorn people outside their group and assume the worst about them. So they rally around Palin's hand-notes while mocking Obama's teleprompter. It's bigotry!

[gvt2u]

Note to right hand: don't cum on me.

[GaryNull]

I love when that chick laughs lol.

[avalsonline]

gee, how many of these republicans were writing on their hands when bush and the republican congress passed the patriot act and the military commissions act? NONE. that is because when the GOP is in power, it is our patriotic duty to support them, no matter what. HHYPOCRITES. OPPORTUNISTIC HYPOCRITES

[stereokid]

@avalsonline By the way Obama renewed the Patriot Act. And even though Gitmo will be closed, the Military Commissions Act is still on the books ready to be used if wanted.

[Amorisey2010]

LMFAO "hand!!"

[spiderfreak20]

you say that like its a bad thing

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

Where did you see that???

[gman6501]

"Tigers Wood...... Heidi Montag" lmao!!!

[yes4me]

rofl...

[mikeo67]

Thank you for posting! I laughed so hard last night and had to find this immediately.

[karlmarx80]

Thank you for posting this video... It saved me the time.. LOL