Mike Walker farts Artie laughs hysterically

[vreal1981]

That fart sounds like it hurts.

[MagicRoosterBlues]

Mike ... admit it, you shit yer pants.

[PRCLIMAX]

That baseball song parody and the one guitar riff by YES

[bigyertleturtle]

Please bring Artie back, Pease!

[dunskie]

The "Yes' guitar riff was the one that killed me. Oh my.

[TheMrupurs2]

Love this every time

[hiddenfire65]

8:47 - man I miss Artie!

[Kryptonfather]

I had tears coming down my face from laughing !!!!

[JWFernel]

I miss the baby gorilla.

[Nagiliath]

Cant breathe xD

[Zenderquai]

100% with artie... Crying with laughter here..

[optimisticcosmic]

robin is such a house nigger

[NobesBLO13]

a gossip columnist complaining about privacy?

[mtk3001]

this is one of the funniest clips ever! i'm crying laughing!

[dannyjock1]

hahaha howard!!

[MakeYourLifeWork]

liquid shit is running up and down his crack!!!!!!!!! hahahaaaaa hearing that nastyness!!!

[AMpufnstuf]

@zombyfart you spelled zombie wrong and also have fart in your name

[TheWholeYearInn]

The Layla riff was the best. That nearly had me passing out.

[Haifisch190]

lmfao ive been hearing this for the past hour im dying here....arties laugh is hysterical lol

[Colin2720]

as soon as "For Those About to Fart" I just bawled my fucking eyes out laughing. oh my godddd

[KARINCLANE]

@Colin2720

I love that one too. It almost sounds like the song goes, " For those about to rock.....FART!!!" Hahahahaha

[Colin2720]

@KARINCLANE yeah... I know. I think we all know.

[KARINCLANE]

@Colin2720

Ummm not everybody is familiar with the song, or the music of AC/DC for that matter. But thanks for the snide remark anyway.

[Colin2720]

@KARINCLANE ..... are you retarded?

[KARINCLANE]

@Colin2720

No. I am not. I am sorry, however for trying to share in a laugh with you. You obviously were not being the douchebag you really are. Just because you know something doesn't mean the whole world knows it too. It's pretty pathetic that it took you a week to come up with that insult. A three year old could have done better. If you want to think I am retarded, so you feel more intelligent, be my guest. I am done wasting my time with you. Have a good life.

[Colin2720]

@KARINCLANE hahahaha you measly cunt! as if it took me a week to do that. as if I look at my youtube account everyday just to see if YOU commented back. you're EASILY retarded. don't try to cover it up now!

[HoudiniTheKing]

@Colin2720 Behave yourself, lest my cane find your backside.

[Colin2720]

@HoudiniTheKing shove it up my tight ass!

[HoudiniTheKing]

@Colin2720 Oh! ha ha

[sovietserb]

farts anonymous

[MrRufflove]

This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

[kimqueentool]

The funniest Howard moment ever. Period.  god I miss Artie.

[JapJackson]

This just reminds me of how much I miss Artie on the show! He was the guy that would always get me laughing my ass off every day I drove to school at 8 in the morning. This is just fuckin great!!!

[version12003]

omg i can listen to this every day ..damn fknn artie!!!!!

[myrkvargkjetter]

...turn on transcribed audio, english... and play the part where Howards plays the "bongos and farting" clip...

[DrPoon]

It took me 5 minutes just to make it past the first fart I kept playing it over and laughing as hard as Artie everytime.

[wannabesedated00]

mike walker is fuckin humourless and robin demonstrated exactly why a broad isn't needed on the show in this one..what a boring douche

[hiddenfire65]

4:56 ... too funny ...

[hiddenfire65]

Artie, we miss you. I've actually cancelled my subscription, Howard doesn't even try anymore.

[FijiUnited]

6:53 kills me everytime!

[JMcDonoughIII]

Sounds like it hurt

[vintagefella1936]

Just hearing Artie and Howard's cackle makes me cry laughing..its even funnier than that remarkable passing of gas lmfao !

[skitzstatus]

lol im deff tearing from laughing hard,it hurts hahaha

[deathproofpony]

I'm crying. Listening to the song parodies and then Artie laughing, I'm dying. It's great.

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

This makes me want to fart...

[pittsky]

Robin doesn't fart. She fluffs flowers.

[pittsky]

Remarkable fart.

[japstoryeditor]

That was one juicy fart.

[BodhiGamer]

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...

FART!

[TheGoogler77]

that was one wet loud fart

[KARINCLANE]

I agree with Artie. I love the AC/DC one the best. Hilarious. XD

[cheffy84]

damn.. between this juicy fart that sounds like a chainsaw.. and Artie's hilarious laughter is killing me. I'm crying laughing!

[bigdun52]

"arties on a roll" hahaha love that

[2taggs2]

I cried laughing when they play that fart with the songs...

[Nomindnotrouble]

Choking on my laughter.....

[Lvduggo69]

Sounds like hernjes mom queefing !

[vladster7272]

Stern shows without artie is like Seinfeld without kramer, stern show blows without artie now everyday it's the ronnie show makes me wanna go head first into an oncoming truck

[bigtone718]

ROTFLMFAO!this is one of the funniest shit i've ever heard,man!i love howard stern!!!

[Theburn77]

The show has never been the same since Artie left

[avarioussire]

his fart sounds like someone playing the trumpet in a bathtub

[TheMissLeo]

totally sounds like the addams family

[JustStaringOutWindow]

You can literally just feel Mike Walker squirming with embarrassment while Artie just continuously demeans him with his laugh, lol. Epic.

[marcus3379]

Baby gorilla think funny

[TheDucciano]

my wife just yelled at me for laughing at this

[CaLiBluNTs562]

@TheDucciano hahaha

[2rude]

@TheDucciano throw her out a window

[StephenAndrew777]

@TheDucciano lmao

[konatown5]

@TheDucciano your wife sounds like an uptight bitch.

[TheDucciano]

@konatown5 Hey, hey, hey! Whatcha mouth - my wife is not uptight.

[PRCLIMAX]

@TheDucciano I would have told her to shut the fuck up and make me samich!!

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

Anybody else amused at the fact that a gossip columnist is complaining about his privacy?

[Knottsy]

"I shit my pants way louder than you, fuck!" lol, that fuck at the end had me rolling.

[natalieperry1]

this show suck now without artie

[Fozzy911]

oh baby

[bahdahdoop]

I laughed at this until I cried

[jwolf822]

artie's laughing was so contagious, he made every bit funnier just by his laugh

[BeastieBoys85]

What song is played at 6:42, and the song right after?? what songs are those??

[SilverAgeSupes]

@BeastieBoys85 The one right at is "Roundabout" by the band Yes. The second one is "Layla" by Derek and the Dominos with lead vocals by Eric Clapton. The third one is the Van Halen version of "You Really Got Me," originally by The Kinks in the mid 60's. Hope this helps :)

[jpizzle990]

I love the adams family theme with the fart lmfao

[joemufc2]

oh my god that was fucking hilarious

[littleriverboat]

fucking love artie!

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

Mike come on ya shit your pants it's not even a fuckin question.

[jam1ga]

This guys crying about privacy?Come on!!!

[CaLiBluNTs562]

this makes me miss artie on the show

[hightow12]

I've listened to this video so many times and every time I hear it I fuckin die laughing

[ULTRADREW1]

WOAH!! LOL

[nsd1901]

i would NOT wanna hear artie fart

[TrueGamerX]

omg fart roundabout had me with artie

[bg004009]

I shit myself listening to this!!!

[fyakilla]

Is there video of this???

[DisappointingPorn]

Everytime I hear that man shit his britches I somehow automatically smell that sweaty, pickled eggs stench that only the heavier, hairier men seem capable of producing....Holy god almighty, that fart must have had some lumps. BARF.

[vdentjr]

the fart song around 8:35, i was drinking applejuice and when his fart came in i spit it out all over the place from laughter XD

[Grandeblue]

This was certainly the Stern " Abby Road album ". Era. The classic best.

[Polyfusia]

There is no way to measure just how much funnier the show was with Artie on it. My god. MY GOD.

[emmasaieva]

the schedule now is ridiculous, why doesnt he just retire, from not coming in thursday he has missed major possible interviews including robert deniro, WTF howard like wtf do u do all week lay around taking pictures of a plant you homo

[missraw]

I swear I almost died laughing. I had to stop the video so I can compose myself!

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from the bunk was here

[armandm85]

I remember being so happy that they busted his balls all that time. I hate mike walker. Artie was brilliant here.

[9pt9]

Greatest piece of radio ever recorded.

[kepics]

I remember when this originally aired and Artie described it sounding like someone stepping on an iguana! I almost died laughing. Actually had to pull over!!! LMAO!!!

[summer999ppp]

I hate celebrities! 

[OzzyFan87]

"Unless we can somehow get Liz Smith to shit her pants." hahahahaha

[fyakilla]

Is Howard's neck photoshopped in that pictures???

[fyakilla]

I never hear anyone talk about this bit, so fucking funny. Great upload!

[themythofcreationism]

F robin

[ghost2dapost]

@MasterTubeTheatre - original air date on this was 3-24-06

[M2J]

2:22 

[thegrimyeaper]

Wow, I never noticed how good Artie's Mark the Bagger impression is.

[simonmyson]

I really cant get enough of this one. I still crack up!

[tyrone37]

so this is where sal and richiard got that fart for their prank phone call where they ask to tell their favorite matt dillian story real briefly lol

[rrbrown813]

Artie is/was a legend.

[rrbrown813]

I remember the beginning of the Sirius move..random men stepping to the mike and farting at will. Man, those were the days...lol....

[lswanger924]

I think this was towards the beginning of the Sirius era, but couldn't say for sure.

[GoEagles35]

Hilarious! I wish the show was still this funny.

[Snick422]

it was around the beginning of summer 2006. definitely before october 2006.

[batgirl3445]

old man rippin one off.

[simonmyson]

Not anymore, hopefully as a guest soon!

[morgan2993]

wait so arties back on the show?

[simonmyson]

I don't know what's more funny, the fart itself or Artie busting up!!

[RatedRKJerichO]

One of the funniest Stern clips EVER! Thanks!!!!

[JBLAKIE1]

I bet he clenched his jaw to produce that much force.

that fart has a considerable amount of force

[CarMoves]

Artie Rocks!

[katkal3]

shit,that's a scary fuckin fart.It came out with a fury."for those about to fart! fire!"

[TheFutureFirefighter]

Artie rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joemj413]

lmao that's definitely an old man wet fart

[khills3283]

Everytime Arties laughs he makes me laugh :)

[2rude]

so fuckin funny!!!!

[Hughezy]

i know people are bored reading people say that want Artie back on the show.... but i mean the guy was funny simply by LAUGHING.

..... bring him back!

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@Hughezy The show has started to suck BIG time without Artie. I didn't think so at first, but it's true. I can't stand Howard's long-ass commentary on NOTHING every morning. Artie made the show entertaining, kept it fun. These days I find myself fast forwarding and only listening to a total of about 15 minutes. And don't even get me started on Robin's news.

[Hughezy]

@BigBrightBlueBox i haven't listen to the Stern show is AGES, almost a year! and when i read about the show highlights i think "thank fuck i missed that"

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@Hughezy Exactly. You and me both man. You and me both. They need someone else in the studio, someone younger. Benjy could help if Howard kept's his mic on. I don't know, its just not what it used to be. Howard's gotten boring.

[Hughezy]

@BigBrightBlueBox to be fair though, i don't blame Stern 100%. i mean, the money the guy is making is INSANE and if i was earning even a 10th of what he's getting i wouldn't really give a fuck either.

all Stern wants to do is stay home, get blowjobs off his way too hot wife and count his money.

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@Hughezy Well said. But then he really should consider hiring an Artie replacement to do the heavy lifting.

[Hughezy]

@BigBrightBlueBox i remember there was a rumour Jim Breuer was coming to do it, but he sat in on the show one day and it was BORING AS FUCK.

i like Breuer, but there's only so many times he can do his impression before it starts getting dull.

[MasterTubeTheatre]

Date on this please!?

[knightlaugh]

@MasterTubeTheatre don't know original date, but this aired 4/19/11.

[tacitus2244]

@MasterTubeTheatre i think it was around 2004 or 2005 maybe?

[ronniepooch]

@MasterTubeTheatre  around 2007 - 2008.

[SmokeDutchVegetables]

@MasterTubeTheatre late april of 2006

[bcg77777]

@MasterTubeTheatre I think this was like ... 2006-07 era

[yakomuto]

OH this is hilarious Thanks a lot.