Death Star Canteen

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

Come on, who hasn't tried to be Darth Vader by wearing a black jumper, a black pair of gloves, some jeans and a binbag wrapped around their shoulders...?

[alienhowitzer54]

He lost his cape

[slycooperscane]

You guys should watch my videos

[slycooperscane]

Awesome video

[mclprule]

i used to be darth vader then i took an arrow to the knee

[dewil619]

@mclprule you used to be darth vader then you took an arrow to the knee and then you became a total loser, hmm interesting

[USn1njaSlayer]

@dewil619 FAGGGGGG

[123PoisonCherry]

there moouths were not moving which made it gay

[Thumper27]

@123PoisonCherry gayer*

[Tomauru]

*Canteen...

[pinkiepiepie]

You dont understand...the fucking trays are wet.

[DaddyReaper101]

So why don't there mouths move

[LOOTERKING2001]

cool movie

[anukaran]

the lego pieces acted better

[timhyer1]

his cape is a zip up jacket bag

[pinkiepiepie]

the thin bit

[PeregrineTrousers]

Daft Darth

[TheBlueJellyfish]

would be soooo funny with better costumes and a vader voice

[TheFallenFace]

This is between battles, as Eddie says. So Vader is in his casual wear.

[FalconFruitPawnch]

I wanna learn how to talk without opening my mouth at all!

[nicolenel001]

Eddie Izzard is kak funny, but this video is L.A.M.E.

[TheCherylin]

this freking funny!!!!!

[polog56]

I'm chocked... Vador is fat ! :O

[mirekinho]

"But where did his cloak go?"

"Probably killed with a tray!" :D

[shadeslayer1231]

Lego versions better

[TheTrueFoxMcCloud02]

The Vader costume does suck, but this is one funny video.

[ValesVlogs]

445 people got killed with a tray.....

[ebbhead20]

a rented Vader costume,and this could have been a good effort,instead it died on its arse!

[baconator2222]

Jeff vader shall kill you by tray

[TheTwkstar]

how can he tell if the trays are wet or not with gloves on lmao =)

[Eyeball117]

"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons!"

[Naymy]

@Eyeball117...the Lemon is a lie.

[Man101202]

Damn funny!!

[caine13]

Darth Vader likes Jeans?



[PlaguebornVirus]

This sucks Lego WAY better

[tantorecords]

Darth Failder

[niegazovana]

Classic

[auguts458]

Yea Lego one rox

[MyFlipperLikesIce]

the lego one is waaay better

[jbcleere]

Worst Darth Vader costume ever.



[brendan129]

@jbcleere Let's see yours...

[dewil619]

@jbcleere that is what he wears when he is not working xD

[UrbanKynetix]

@jbcleere Who cares its still funny

[arconegro]

I translate the gag in Spanish here:

Narrador: Debe haber una cantina en la estrella de la muerte, ¿verdad? Debe haber una cafeteria en el piso inferior, donde Vader puede ir entre batalla y batalla.

D Vader: Tomaré un penne a la arrabiatta.

Cocinero: Necesita una bandeja.

D Vader: ¿Sabes quién soy?

Cocinero: ¿Sabes quién soy yo?

D Vader: Esto no es un juego para saber quién demonios eres tú. Pero soy Vader,D Vader,Lord Vader,puedo matarte con un simple pensamiento.

[arconegro]

@arconegro

Cocinero: Aún así necesita una bandeja.

D Vader: No, no necesito una bandeja, no necesito una bandeja para matarte, puedo matarte sin bandeja, con el poder de la fuerza, que es más fuerte, lo que significa que podría matarte incluso con la bandeja si así lo desease, golpeando tu cuello con el borde de la bandeja hasta que tu sangre salpicase toda la cantina.

Cocinero: Pero la comida está caliente, necesita una bandeja para poner la comida en ella.

[shiningstars1997]

i love my brother for showing me this in the first place ROFL

[heavyleech]

"i'm your boss"

"you're mr. stevens"

ROFL xD

[frostyuk2007]

Simply genius, love the concept of acting out the live script. I'd like to see more of this kind of thing.

[ElenarMT]

This is good, but the Lego version makes it 100x funnier

[Keddyman1]

@ElenarMT so true

[tjekkedekevin9777]

''He lost his cloak at 2:04''

[boltboy101]

I will kill everyone in this canteen with a tray!!! :D

[TheBabeshaw]

This is fucking hilarious! XD

[powerjazzatitain]

@TheBabeshaw Calm down Brad Whore XP

[TheBabeshaw]

@powerjazzatitain yuck joey

[tmgistheawesomest]

haha i <3 this!!! its so damn funny!!!!

[tmgistheawesomest]

wow this is old as!!

[JJSparrow1]

where did his cloak go?

[ConnorDrake]

@JJSparrow1

his cloak falls of @2:04

[RMJ1984]

he should have used a bit more time on the whole who are you.

IM THE CARTEEN EMPLOYED; and you shall respect me or tho shall not get any food!.

[adrianlugg]

LAAAAAAME. 

[FiveFansTube]

This is sooo funny I had to see it again!!

[FiveFansTube]

sooooooooooooooo funny! :P I love Vader

[PLATZORE]

Death by tray it shall be!

[tuscany4487]

Lego is jawohl 1000 mal besser!

[vsenderov]

I am Jeb Vader

[lilmissawesome0707]

the lego version is much funnier :)

[khairulazzim]

vader wearing jeans?

[slybsen]

@khairulazzim darth vader is stylish! xd

[Ctenosaura]

The Legos are better actors.

[MrACR1298]

HA HA SO FUNNY

[bishanator100]

what a weirdo 

[VongolaAQW223]

@bishanator100 fvck off troll

[TheMaxhabib]

I think it is amazing and funny!

[i0u0y0]

the lego one is so much better

[Wilmott3]

thumbs for the spelling fail

[JheiPs]

Atleast darth vader is humle. :))

[SteveSabbai]

...421 people didnt want a tray!...

[TheChoppy12]

Canteen is how it is spelled in Australia and possibly England

[nintendo4ever123]

..sorta amazes me some people dont know how to spell Cantine e-e

[YAZZOwatcher]

who ever made this will be killed by a tray

[samson0z014]

this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet. . . did you dry these in a fucking rain forest?

[teckosk]

i remember this video led me to eddie for the first time... it is pretty damn hillarious itself though. in fact, a good laugh every single t ime i watch it. first time i saw it, i couldnt stop watching it over and over again

[mssomethingweird100]

hahaha i cant decide which is better the lego one or this one their hilarious xx

[bauccgia0]

418 people were killed with trays.

[kjr140180]

Absolutely superb!!

Oh the food is hot?! I did not realise! I do need a tray...

[Gvmlegovideos]

Lego Version it's Nice. This version sucks.

[rabbid673]

Vader:I am darth vader I run the death star

Chef:what's the death star

Vader:this is the death star u r on the death star I run this star

Chef:this is a star

Vader:yes this is a fucking star

[viroyd]

*vader* do u know who i am

*chef* do u know who i am

*vader* this is not a game of who the fuck r u

LoL

[kody018]

Jeft Vader... lol

[BlueBaronComedyINC]

Like this video or Vader will kill you with the force...

Or a tray. Death by tray!

[TheSarah1011]

Death by tray! :D

[drawingdude267]

this is a fucking star! LOLOL I can kill me with a fort! xD

[paulietrev1]

I just wet myself..soo damn funny

[bulldawg1235]

gosh its just he doesnt even kno the movie the sith didnt have the force they had the dark side

[TheFirstFool]

@bulldawg1235 Idiot... Its the dark side OF the force! Both sith and jedi use the force...

[Jinxer564]

now the food is hot u need a tray to put the food on oh i did not realise heh i though u were challengeing me to the fight to the death what this is the cantenie i work here

but every one fight me to the death

[hattrickster33]

No...Darth Vader didn't need to eat cuz his suit kept him alive. Whole concept of video is phail

[EPICLOLZ888]

@hattrickster33 still u hav 2 admit its still funny

[hattrickster33]

@EPICLOLZ888 yea lol

[starzilla83]

favorite part

0:36 to 0:46

[spidey8vader]

vaders suit must have been at the dry cleaners.

and the polishers.

and the repair guy.

and the science wiz shop.

or mabye he felt like going casual.

[susah135]

I can kill u with the tray until your blood flow through the cantin, oh, the food is hot ? I'm sorry then, i didn't realize xD

[Manmancarlwaa]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[MultiLolly1234]

funny

[DarthSodaPop]

Vader Casual Wear.

[MrDdogg96]

you'll need a tray

No no i dont need a tray to kill u i can kill u with a single thought

[kiwito7777]

I'll get a tray fuck it lol....this one is wet this one is wet lol

[chilangabanda2]

notheynotmovehismouths productions!!

[siouxz181]

lego version is wayyyy better!!!!!!

[Anakin53Padme]

@siouxz181 get a life

[siouxz181]

@Anakin53Padme got one thanx maby u should look in the trash for yours

[Anakin53Padme]

@siouxz181

talk to the hand

[robot2431]

fuck fuck fuck bullshit crap son of bitch whore shit hooker

[robot2431]

do you know how many times i have watched this 567 fucking times fuck off thats some awsem bullshit right there in a good wy of a son of a bitch wy its so fuvking awsem but it was a fucking copy to

[dewil619]

0:55 WTF Huncback lol

[thestickmun]

your a copy cat

[Shotgun93Steve]

@thestickmun Check the dates between this one and the lego one before you post. At least, that's what you would have done if you were not one of the sheeple.

[jncarlos007]

GREAT!!!

[EVOtrooper416]

Lord Baron Von Vaderhan

[AngusGibsonT]

In the long shots, Vader doesn't have his cape on, lol

[Hellosakurakitty]

I FOUND IT!!!!!! THE VIDEO I WAS SEARCHING FOR!!!! THE ONE I'VE BEEN WANTING TO WATCH FOR A YEAR BUT COULDN'T FIND IT!!!! I'M MASSIVELY HAPPY!!!!!! :D

[rutger5000]

Very very funny. The image really is a big plus.

[Newbonzy]

*point point point point point* darth vader likes pointing.

[Mr10vvvvvvvvvv]

his cape fell off at 2:04

[akane1255toya]

I can kill me with a thought! Just-! oh, I'll get a tray fuck it... Hilarious!!! :D

[FILMMAKERCHAP]

I still think its good. Well done guys

[SpiderVenok]

They did a cut at 2:06 watch darth vader dudes back his cape falls off

[lolicrap]

EPIC

[WEMNGB]

Do you know who i am?

Do you know who i am?

This is not a game of who the fuck are you

[hammerheadrock]

damned, insane.....learn something new everyday. english comity can actually be humorous! 

[Grimchu]

This is not a game of who the fuck are you, for I am Vader. Darth Vader...

[helenadrumz]

lame, copycat

[mhildreth]

@helenadrumz - check the dates on the videos

[Anakin53Padme]

@mhildreth

take it easy. hes to dumb to do and notice that...

[Anakin53Padme]

@mhildreth

i'll kill you with a tray

[biggi098]

2:35 LOL "did u dry this in a rainforest?"

[christoph0077]

Man, Vader can kill catering with a thought.

[crimsonvampirewolf]

XD he lost his cape near the end

[hammerheadrock]

@crimsonvampirewolf looked more like a cut garbage bag

[YaTzyftw]

AHHAHAHA, "Do you know who i am?" "do you know whooo i am?" "This is not a game of who the fuck are you!" xD

[BADALASS]

@YaTzyftw It's much better in Lego!

[blueman4444444]

Death by TRAY!!!!!

[theVMstudios]

I liked the Lego version better

[ScraPp1coc0]

2:03 he lost his bin bag xD

[heyosnibity]

wow u coppy from lego version and u done even open your mouth when u talk. FAIL. it sucked too

[haydos271]

@heyosnibity Fucking noob. This was made before the Lego version. You noob, I'll kill you with a tray. I'm Jeff Vader.

[PuzzlingEvidenceTV]

@haydos271 Are you Jeff Vader?

[XardasDerMaechtige]

its spelled trail.... nooby -.-



[haydos271]

@XardasDerMaechtige Have you ever been to a canteen? It's a foure letter words that is SOOOO easy to spell. TRAY. T-R-A-Y. Look. It. Up.

Also you spelled noobie wrong.

[themassivefail]

@haydos271 only noobs use the word 'noob'

[haydos271]

@themassivefail No...people use the word 'noob' because 'noob' is a word, so people use it. Idiot.

[youarenotnoobiam]

@haydos271 >=(

[haydos271]

@youarenotnoobiam The canteen guy agrees, I'm Jeff Vader. I'll kill you all with a tray!

[iReallyLikeTech]

Alright im jeff vader.

[ZxxBombxxZ]

No the food is hot ull need a tray to put the food on. :) :D

Your Mr.Stevens?

[1024402]

its so funny

[joshdins]

the lego one is epic, this one is shit

[FalonGrey]

ah ah i edam uoy kool sdrawkcab.......Get it yet????

[cumesoftware]

LOL

[darkplasma1]

reminds me of chad vader

[smajlordjc]

booooooooooooooooooooooooo aint funny !!! Why are u trying to remake lego one ?? BOOOOO ur Bad

[Xjordanary]

@smajlordjc and u know the leggo one is just based on the comdeian...

[lmccreazy]

'death by tray it shall be'

[gabeus2010]

Lol funny, darth still need a tray. Lol

[pivotstick111]

lol

[kidchase2185966]

388 ppl epic button failed



[ShadowClaw333]

Darth Vader: Do you know who i am?

Worker:Do you know who i am

Darth Vader: This is not a game of who the fuck are you!

[ShadowClaw333]

where is this cafe i think i have seen it before

[Sachsi003]

that´s no fail

i can kill you with a thought

[hahaownedlolz]

the costume sucks >.<

[Marsdenlols]

this was shit.

[firestartertwistedfi]

is it me or is this not very funny? shame, as he was a big comic hero of mine