god that was so goddamn stupid. i have an idea for the next halo game, master chief just randomly goes into cardiac arrest during a fight. they just leave him there to die.
@Mysterious0Bob cancer issue has been addressed multiple times as well the retarded "front-loaded anvils" joke. Almost nobody here has commented on just how absolutely fucking terrible Tomb Raider is as a series. Horrible storyline, abominable controls, vomit-inducing graphics and awkward gameplay, saved only by a gimmicky female protagonist with big tits. I would rather fuck an Easy Bake oven than play this abortion of a game.
@f0reverITG To be fair, Tomb Raider 2 is one of the best PS1 games ever made. Not better than SOTN, but definitely not worse. They are both on par with each other.
We have a challenge for Eidos. In the next Deus Ex, create a story line where It's actually a prequel to the first game.
Imagine the drama, as a badass Adam Jensen still persisting in his worldly adventures despite his augmentations.
It may not be revolutionary, no pun intended, But we're sure the world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the effort to create a sequel to Deus Ex that isn't Invisible war.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl was amazing, but if the series is going to continue, the next game has to include how the characters turned from dolls into trophies.
I'm starting to wonder who these Navigator videos were intended for in the first place. They're too boring to be intended for kids, and too stupid to be for anyone else.
@1tobedoneX Well this may come as a surprise, but that's not the first thing that comes to my mind when dealing with a review of Tomb Raider. I'm sorry that I can't follow your extremely convoluted thought process.
Being a games designer I would've said 'A sequel to Tomb Raider 2 may be enhanced by a deeper plot, perhaps concerning a magical plague Lara has contracted to provide the opportunity for temporal restrictions and gameplay objectivity'. I don't think I would've mentioned breast cancer tho. xD
So, the potty is broken and mommy doesn't know what to do, the fixer guy comes and takes a crap on it and the potty blew up, and the mommy says way don't want a balloon potty.
nope navigator's reviews are posted form an old video game show and retitled "gaming in the cintion years" the guy in them is dead but rest asure he means what he said.
Can someone please tell me if navgtr is a troll? The videos he makes (like his "like his response to his fans for Final Fantasy 7", for example) often nearly convinces me that he is, but at the same time I can't tell. Does anybody really know?
@Ironfruit16 He isn't, these videos were actually broadcast in a Maryland TV channel in the 90's and later uploaded to Youtube, It's basically what happens when an old man who knows nothing about video games tries to make video game reviews.
LARA CROFT AND THE GAURDAIN OF LIGHT SUCKS!!! NEXT GAME, WE SHOULD BE DRIVING THROUGH wATERFALLS OBEYING SPEED LIMITS AND GETTING LARA TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE LARA DIES OF BREAST CANCER!!!
His grandiose description of the game during his grading is definitely a stark contrast to the gameplay of him dicking around shooting at hawks like a retard.
"The opinions expressed are those of the original third party 90's writers and not the narrator or NAVGTR Corp., which was incorporated in 2001. These videos pre-date and thus are unrelated to the NAViGaTR Awards, for which the ubiquitous narrator does not and never did determine (or vote upon) the outcome/recipients. "
I have a challenge for everyone commenting on this video.
In your next comment, create a funny comment in which you do not use this "I have a challenge for..." joke.
Imagine the drama of you being original, but still persisting in being funny in the comment section despite a different set-up.
It needs fleshing out, no pun in existence, but I guarantee that the commenting world will be shocked, stunned, and moved at the efforts to make these comments more meaningful.
@TaleOfNobody um but comming up with sumthing orignal reqoirs u to hve n imagination n life experience >.> creativity is hard insert overused and crappy meme here how to be funny without reciprocating at such a benign level that puts you on the same intellectual prowess as a parrot????
Make a teenage mutant ninja turtles game where the turtles go through puberty. Imagine the drama of having 4 horny teenage boys fighting the foot soldiers despite their condition.
It'll stick up for itself in the video game market -no pun intended- but we guarantee that TMNT fans will be shocked, stunned and moved that will make the story more relatable.
We love the turtles but it's about time the gaming industry had a big shock for a change.
Make a game where in the near future, America becomes Imperialist again (do not ask how, that doesn't matter) and they go out conquering smaller countries.
You know what would be cool idea for a game. A zombie killing game like call of duty zombies but with a randomly generated city (or 10 city blocks randomly generated). I would pay 100 bucks for it especially if it had multiplayer.
Alright, so Kirby's Epic Yarn was fun, but I think Nintendo really needs to address the psychological aspect of Kirby's compulsive eating disorder if they really want to keep the series moving forward.
I have a challenge for Gearbox Software, in the next Duke Nukem create a storyline where Duke gets herpes.
Imagine the drama, as a vulnerable Duke Nukem still persists on his ass kicking adventures despite having bumps everywhere.
It needs some popping, no pun intended, but we're sure the gaming world would be cock blocked, scared, and disappointed by the efforts to make Duke's character more like a tool.
We love Duke, but it's about time we fuck with him for a change.
my game idea is like gta + nfs + cod + every game what is , exept sims series, on the network, to play online, create charecter and live how you want, where u can buy cars, cribs and even islands, where is all world map. if u join army than they sent u to hot points, like afganistan and you feel like u are playin call of duty, or you raise to president and you can play even strategy, war and economics. from ilegal racing 2 legal, from bum to serial killer or police oficer. and only with 1 life.
In the next Team Fortress 2 update, have the mafia break the Scout's legs.
Imagine the drama of a vunerable Scout, still persisting his intel runs despite being crippled.
It needs more bacon, no pun intended, but we guaruntee Team Fortress 2 players won't be shocked, stunned, moved at the efforts to make the Scout's character more meaningful.
WE HATE THAT LITTLE YOU-KNOW-WHAT! It's about time the pro Scout players had a big dissapoint for a change.
What the fuck does cancer have to do with raiding tombs and recovering aincient artifacts? Honestly, the rebooted Tomb Raider looks even better in comparison to this guys idea....
This guy has to be the ultimate 90's troll. He can't possibly be serious. Christ, he's so unbelievably awful, it hurts me. The review he did of Symphony of the Night seriously made me blind with rage and fury. His SOTN bullshit ranting makes it obvious the guy never even KNEW about the upside-down castle, let alone play through the bad ending of the game. He's so terrible I want him to die more than Jack Thompson, and that's no easy feat.
I have a challenge for the HUB, in season 2 of My little Pony Friendship is magic, create a storyline where Twilight Sparkle gets horn cancer. Imagine the drama, as a vulnerable Twilight Sparkle, still persisting in her magical adventures despite her illness. It needs some magic, no pun intended, but we're sure fans will be shocked, stunned and moved by the efforts to make Twilight's character more meaningful.
We love Twilight Sparkle, but it's about time Bronies get a big shock for a change!
As soon as they invent time travel, I'll have a challenge for Navgtr's mum:
As soon as she gets preggers with Navgtr, she aborts him. Imagine the drama of a world where Navgtr never existed. Retsupurae will be without some of its most legendary riffs, and I'll be going straight to Hell, but on the other hand, there'll be one less guy making gamers look like insane creeps who indulge in bizarre fetishes when they're not shooting up high schools.
I... really have nothing to say. It speaks for itself. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, to say that can add to the complete idiocy of this game idea.
George Wood (conceptualizing his review of Final Fantasy VII): "We have a challenge for SquareSoft: write a story where Aeris gets stabbed to death by Sephiroth. Imagine the drama of a--"
*he reaches the end of Disc 1*
George (restarting his train of thought): "If you don't like Final Fantasy VII, then you are STUPID!!"
NAVGTR: "...we have a challenge for Nintendo. Make a game where Samus has all of her abilities right from the start but cannot use them due to orders from a seemingly stoic CO. Imagine the drama of a Samus unable to use her Super Missiles despite the fact that the door that moves the plot along can only be opened by them."
Sakamoto, you're absolutely sure he wasn't just joking there?
In the next Touhou game, have every character be MALE.
Imagine the drama, of a world of lolis, suddenly deprived of the fetish fuel that draws most of its fans to it.
It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the entire Touhou community will be stunned, shocked and moved at the efforts to make Touhou more than a game for lolicons.
We love Touhou, but it's about time the fandom had a big shock for a change.
We have a challenge to navgtr: create a video in which he dies of cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable navgtr, still persisting in his inexplicable reviews despite his illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the effort to make navgtr's videos more meaningful. we love navgtr, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.
Every time I hear/read "imagine the DRAMA" I think of those episodes of Pokemon where Meowth would come up with a convoluted domestic use for that week's Pokemon. "IMAGINE DA BAWSS..."
In the next entry, Slenderman gets testicular cancer.
Imagine the drama, of a vunerable Slendy, still persisting in stalking Jay and eating children.
It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guantee the ARG world will be stunned, stalked and eaten at the efforts of to make Slendermans dinner more meaningful
We love Slenderman, but it's about time the children had a big shock for a change.
Create a new Mario game in which Mario gets AIDS. Imagine the drama of Mario still trying to collect all the coins and rescure his princess despite his condition.
ans might be split on whether it was a good choice or not -no pun intended- but we guarantee that Mario fans will be shocked, stunned and moved at the effort to make the Mario's story more meaningful.
We love Mario, but it's about time the gaming industry had a big shock for a change.
In the next Pokemon game, Professor Oak has a brain tumor.
Imagine the drama of a cancer ridden Samuel Oak, still insisting on spread Pokemon knowledge to the Pokemon world.
It needs fleshing out (no pun intended), but we guarantee the entire world will be stunned, shocked, and moved at the efforts to make Professor Oak's character more meaningful.
We love Gamefreak, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.
In the next Grand Theft Auto game, create a storyline in which the main character is an Al-Qaida terrorist.
Imagine the internal struggle of the suicide bomber, set on blowing up a metro with C-4's strapped around his cock n balls and being promised paradise after death.
It'll needs a bigger bang, no pun intended, but we guarantee that the gaming world will be shocked, stunned, and moved in the effort of the main character's mission more meaningful.
Imagine the drama of Mario being unable to jack off despite the temptation of Princess Peach's front loaded anvils.
It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the entire world will be stunned, shocked, and moved at the efforts to make the Mario series more sexual.
We love Mario, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.
slowbeef's noise at 4:29 is the most perfect noise
themrdib 2 days ago
Really?
Fucking really?
Gauphastus 2 days ago
You know what the next Smash Bros needs? Cripples.
RebelWinterwolf 6 days ago 4
god that was so goddamn stupid. i have an idea for the next halo game, master chief just randomly goes into cardiac arrest during a fight. they just leave him there to die.
ZACKnirvana 1 week ago 4
Slowbeef man, this one must've hit you hard!
ReloadXPsiPlays 1 week ago
Tomb Raider 3 - Lara Goes Bald
Now with more chemotherapy!
AkumaADemoncus 2 weeks ago
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Yeah, the gaming industry needs a big shock. It's not like it got one from Mortal Kombat, DOOM, Night Trap, Postal, or Manhunt.
Tonio31 1 month ago
You heard the man, Square-Enix. Tomb Raider 2 is the best game ever, now hurry up and re-release it on GOG.
sankunsama 1 month ago
They should create a fifth Indiana Jones film where Indy gets fedora cancer.
videogamenostalgia 1 month ago 3
@Mysterious0Bob cancer issue has been addressed multiple times as well the retarded "front-loaded anvils" joke. Almost nobody here has commented on just how absolutely fucking terrible Tomb Raider is as a series. Horrible storyline, abominable controls, vomit-inducing graphics and awkward gameplay, saved only by a gimmicky female protagonist with big tits. I would rather fuck an Easy Bake oven than play this abortion of a game.
f0reverITG 1 month ago
@f0reverITG Watch out, we got a badass over here.
tehcaptainhair 1 month ago 2
Tomb Raider 2 gets an A and SOTN gets a B? Are you FUCKING kidding me?
f0reverITG 1 month ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 4
@f0reverITG Of all the issues in this video, thats what you point out?
Mysterious0Bob 1 month ago
@f0reverITG To be fair, Tomb Raider 2 is one of the best PS1 games ever made. Not better than SOTN, but definitely not worse. They are both on par with each other.
videogamenostalgia 1 month ago
Clinton + Feminism
DOES NOT COMPUTE
TheRealKitsune 1 month ago 2
We have a challenge for Eidos. In the next Deus Ex, create a story line where It's actually a prequel to the first game.
Imagine the drama, as a badass Adam Jensen still persisting in his worldly adventures despite his augmentations.
It may not be revolutionary, no pun intended, But we're sure the world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the effort to create a sequel to Deus Ex that isn't Invisible war.
TheStrongBadMan 1 month ago 2
Gaming in the Reagan Years: Princess Toadstool Gets AIDS.
evrbody 1 month ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 2
Super Smash Brothers Brawl was amazing, but if the series is going to continue, the next game has to include how the characters turned from dolls into trophies.
Goldenblade14 1 month ago
God damnit I hate this navgtr guy. I wish we could vote to ban people from youtube.
R7gmbx 1 month ago in playlist Retsupurae NAVGTR
His belief in death making for great drama manifests is also apparent in his FF8 vid, which is hilarious.
GoRedskinsAndWizards 1 month ago
I'm starting to wonder who these Navigator videos were intended for in the first place. They're too boring to be intended for kids, and too stupid to be for anyone else.
mysterykcad 2 months ago 14
@mysterykcad They are Intended for Ash.
1tobedoneX 1 day ago
@1tobedoneX Who the hell is Ash?
mysterykcad 22 hours ago
@mysterykcad Ash Ketchum! The dumbass!!!
1tobedoneX 17 hours ago
@1tobedoneX Well this may come as a surprise, but that's not the first thing that comes to my mind when dealing with a review of Tomb Raider. I'm sorry that I can't follow your extremely convoluted thought process.
mysterykcad 17 hours ago
Being a games designer I would've said 'A sequel to Tomb Raider 2 may be enhanced by a deeper plot, perhaps concerning a magical plague Lara has contracted to provide the opportunity for temporal restrictions and gameplay objectivity'. I don't think I would've mentioned breast cancer tho. xD
KlokwerkSolja 2 months ago
A funny comment in which I do not use this "I have a challenge for..." joke.
THUMBS UP PLEASE
progrockcoffee 2 months ago
He isn't called Navigtr he is called Gorge Woods and it stands for .
National Academy of Video Game Testers and Reviewers. No jokeing.
Judgementxxx 2 months ago
So, the potty is broken and mommy doesn't know what to do, the fixer guy comes and takes a crap on it and the potty blew up, and the mommy says way don't want a balloon potty.
XxTOTALROCKSTARxX 2 months ago
@XxTOTALROCKSTARxX W-what?
werebee 2 months ago 2
Breast Cancer, what was your relationship with Rita?
MrCrolen 2 months ago 2
These jokes get funnier as I get older.
ShijrakiCostominso 2 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
LMFAO I pissed my pants at the breast Cancer thing. WTF?!?!?! XD
VentusvsVantias 2 months ago
I love Slowbeef's impressions of Navgtr.
grottypissedstained 2 months ago
He must be a troll
JackIsASexyMf 2 months ago
@JackIsASexyMf
nope navigator's reviews are posted form an old video game show and retitled "gaming in the cintion years" the guy in them is dead but rest asure he means what he said.
deviltetsuo555 2 months ago
@deviltetsuo555 Would have been shocking if it were breast cancer that killed him :P
hildegain 2 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
Maybe the guys from CTRL+ALT+DEL watched the video and realized that a miscarriage was the only way to move forward.
smpletan 3 months ago 3
Can someone please tell me if navgtr is a troll? The videos he makes (like his "like his response to his fans for Final Fantasy 7", for example) often nearly convinces me that he is, but at the same time I can't tell. Does anybody really know?
Ironfruit16 3 months ago
@Ironfruit16 He isn't, these videos were actually broadcast in a Maryland TV channel in the 90's and later uploaded to Youtube, It's basically what happens when an old man who knows nothing about video games tries to make video game reviews.
MattHubris 3 months ago 7
LARA CROFT AND THE GAURDAIN OF LIGHT SUCKS!!! NEXT GAME, WE SHOULD BE DRIVING THROUGH wATERFALLS OBEYING SPEED LIMITS AND GETTING LARA TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE LARA DIES OF BREAST CANCER!!!
TheAirShooter 4 months ago 10
Navgtr, did you kill Lara?
LonelyMonarchist1998 4 months ago 10
we love lara, NOW KILL HER
nejinaji 4 months ago
I wonder if Navgtr knows that men can also get breast cancer. NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT????
EliteBeatDrummer 4 months ago
The test results came back. Lara Croft definitely has breast cancer.
INeedUrTurnips 4 months ago 70
@INeedUrTurnips Lol, The Room reference.
GmodCaboose56 3 months ago
@INeedUrTurnips Hahaha Funny story Turnips
NoiseMarines 1 month ago
@INeedUrTurnips
I'm sure she'll be fine
By the way, how's your sex life?
Megamildman 1 month ago
@Megamildman
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART NAVGTR!!!
AntiYourFacePhD 3 weeks ago
@INeedUrTurnips You're tearing me apart Lara!
mortman200 1 month ago
@INeedUrTurnips She doesn't wanna talk abut it...
ZJP 2 weeks ago
@INeedUrTurnips Mom, you're not dying.
fireluigi12 2 weeks ago
@fireluigi12 Mom, I don't love Johnny, I love Mark.
Venupowuh 2 days ago
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@Venupowuh But Johnny IS your future husband. He provides for you.
fireluigi12 2 days ago
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fireluigi12 2 days ago
Classic Retsupurae.
DJCuellRebirth 4 months ago
My only challenge is to figure out why the music video for Oasis's "Wonderwall" is a feature video to this.
rickhh1 4 months ago 6
I have a challenge for.......
(looks at comments section)
Darnit, several hundred people already beat me to it..........
GoRedskinsAndWizards 5 months ago 3
...and then everyone makes a breast cancer joke in every single navgtr retsupurae video's comments. It's an old joke, let it die already.
...but knowing the internet, it'll never die. None of the jokes posted on the internet will ever die.
BreakTargets 5 months ago 5
"I can't get over it!"
Neither will Laura...
IDNA222 5 months ago 2
I fucking died when i heard "Breast Cancer".
SparklePrincePeasley 5 months ago
What??? Breast Cancer for a Tomb Raider game? He can't be serious. XD
Gst0395 5 months ago
His grandiose description of the game during his grading is definitely a stark contrast to the gameplay of him dicking around shooting at hawks like a retard.
JanitorAntisocial 5 months ago 2
haha slowbeef "WHAT HAS TO BE THE MATTER WITH YOU TO THINK OF THAT?!?!?!" I agree lmfao....
bobbyewing311 5 months ago
I have a challenge for navgtr.
Stop being a fucking retard.
sincearly - Lara Croft
TheMightyP00tis 5 months ago
"If you don't have Lara have breast cancer in Tomb Raider 3, then you are stupid. I know it's insulting but it's the truth."
PTp1ranha 5 months ago
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crazyrabbits 5 months ago
From navgtr's channel.
"The opinions expressed are those of the original third party 90's writers and not the narrator or NAVGTR Corp., which was incorporated in 2001. These videos pre-date and thus are unrelated to the NAViGaTR Awards, for which the ubiquitous narrator does not and never did determine (or vote upon) the outcome/recipients. "
Martianorbit 6 months ago 3
I have a challenge for everyone commenting on this video.
In your next comment, create a funny comment in which you do not use this "I have a challenge for..." joke.
Imagine the drama of you being original, but still persisting in being funny in the comment section despite a different set-up.
It needs fleshing out, no pun in existence, but I guarantee that the commenting world will be shocked, stunned, and moved at the efforts to make these comments more meaningful.
TaleOfNobody 6 months ago 225
@TaleOfNobody That was poetic.
Blackchain119 4 months ago
@TaleOfNobody Based on this comment I have to assume you had something to do with Rita's death.
Toastyfire45 4 months ago 9
@TaleOfNobody Are you trying to pun-ish us for our senses of humor?
inferno232 3 months ago
@inferno232 pfftttt ahahaha
RhinoSea 3 months ago
@TaleOfNobody The irony in this is that you yourself used that very same joke structure.
DrButler 1 month ago
@DrButler Thats the joke.
InaudibleSlinky 3 weeks ago
@TaleOfNobody um but comming up with sumthing orignal reqoirs u to hve n imagination n life experience >.> creativity is hard insert overused and crappy meme here how to be funny without reciprocating at such a benign level that puts you on the same intellectual prowess as a parrot????
DragoonBoom 4 weeks ago
@TaleOfNobody All puns and funny things have been used before. There is no such thing as origonal.
LordofDragns 2 weeks ago
@LordofDragns Why would you think that? You say it like humanity existed for long xD
chadoftoons 1 week ago
@chadoftoons Your mind is blown.
LordofDragns 1 week ago
@TaleOfNobody What I found ironic is that there was a similar joke by TAGMOMG in the comments
TheCoincidence 2 weeks ago
I have a challenge to konami.
Make a teenage mutant ninja turtles game where the turtles go through puberty. Imagine the drama of having 4 horny teenage boys fighting the foot soldiers despite their condition.
It'll stick up for itself in the video game market -no pun intended- but we guarantee that TMNT fans will be shocked, stunned and moved that will make the story more relatable.
We love the turtles but it's about time the gaming industry had a big shock for a change.
Daclunator 6 months ago 6
If slowbeef and Diabetus both got breast cancer, retsupuraes would be alot better.
ExtrematronYT 6 months ago 5
Everything needs more breast cancer.
DiddlyDiPotatoes 6 months ago 6
Tomb raider 3: laura feels a lump
Demock 6 months ago 9
Wow.
I bet this guy looked at Super Mario Sunshine and thought "You know what this game is missing? MELANOMA!"
Fucked up. Just...wow.
QuicklimeTime 6 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 3
I like their laugh after Navgtr says "It needs fleshing out, no pun intended." @ 1:28
CrazyGamerDragon64 6 months ago
This is fucking hilarious.
salvo711 6 months ago
lol anyone else want to press any button at 1:22 ? xDDD
gameboycolor47 6 months ago
Can't wait for his review of Uncharted 3 and his challenge to Naughty Dog for giving Drake prostate cancer for Uncharted 4.
AiRwOlFe23 6 months ago
Why does it have to be breast cancer?! Why can't it be skin cancer?! Or lung cancer?
AirConditioner23 7 months ago
@AirConditioner23 Because lung cancer does not involve tits, and the #1 rule online is TITS OR GTFO.
Ygdrasel 6 months ago
Make a game where in the near future, America becomes Imperialist again (do not ask how, that doesn't matter) and they go out conquering smaller countries.
CamelBallZee 7 months ago
@CamelBallZee So like right now :P
tuobniklat 7 months ago
@tuobniklat Kinda, but more of a 2021 kind of thing.
CamelBallZee 7 months ago
@CamelBallZee Ah
tuobniklat 7 months ago
Im laughing so hard!
ShirosakiX 7 months ago
What the hell is this reaction thing?
Paikerchu13 7 months ago
You know what would be cool idea for a game. A zombie killing game like call of duty zombies but with a randomly generated city (or 10 city blocks randomly generated). I would pay 100 bucks for it especially if it had multiplayer.
kellystone84 7 months ago
The best part is when the guys are noticeably choking back their laughter so as not to totally walk over the shit that's rocketing out of his mouth.
Grubbo 7 months ago
I have to wonder if this rant about breast cancer is George Wood's meager attempt at an Aristocrats joke.
pwnedTAS 7 months ago
what.the.fuck?
Shawaeon 7 months ago
navgtr was the G4 of the 90's
trumpeter811 7 months ago 11
Alright, so Kirby's Epic Yarn was fun, but I think Nintendo really needs to address the psychological aspect of Kirby's compulsive eating disorder if they really want to keep the series moving forward.
MapiesMaster 7 months ago 130
Use the Transcribe Audio option on closed captions. It picks up most of what navgtr says perfectly. He's officially a robot.
Saxonation 7 months ago 14
I have a challenge for Gearbox Software, in the next Duke Nukem create a storyline where Duke gets herpes.
Imagine the drama, as a vulnerable Duke Nukem still persists on his ass kicking adventures despite having bumps everywhere.
It needs some popping, no pun intended, but we're sure the gaming world would be cock blocked, scared, and disappointed by the efforts to make Duke's character more like a tool.
We love Duke, but it's about time we fuck with him for a change.
MitchZer0II 7 months ago 7
@MitchZer0II this is made of win.
darthkrauser 7 months ago
These videos are the most hilarious videos I've seen all summer.
GodOfExploding 8 months ago 6
*facedesk* *facedesk*
mewtwo711 8 months ago
Front Loaded Anvils hahahahaha wtf.........
bobbyewing311 8 months ago
my game idea is like gta + nfs + cod + every game what is , exept sims series, on the network, to play online, create charecter and live how you want, where u can buy cars, cribs and even islands, where is all world map. if u join army than they sent u to hot points, like afganistan and you feel like u are playin call of duty, or you raise to president and you can play even strategy, war and economics. from ilegal racing 2 legal, from bum to serial killer or police oficer. and only with 1 life.
jaroshus 8 months ago
@jaroshus
Sounds like Game of the year
pilebomber 1 month ago
I have a challenge for Valve.
In the next Team Fortress 2 update, have the mafia break the Scout's legs.
Imagine the drama of a vunerable Scout, still persisting his intel runs despite being crippled.
It needs more bacon, no pun intended, but we guaruntee Team Fortress 2 players won't be shocked, stunned, moved at the efforts to make the Scout's character more meaningful.
WE HATE THAT LITTLE YOU-KNOW-WHAT! It's about time the pro Scout players had a big dissapoint for a change.
WittingStudios 8 months ago 5
What the fuck does cancer have to do with raiding tombs and recovering aincient artifacts? Honestly, the rebooted Tomb Raider looks even better in comparison to this guys idea....
AtticWarrior1994 8 months ago
This guy has to be the ultimate 90's troll. He can't possibly be serious. Christ, he's so unbelievably awful, it hurts me. The review he did of Symphony of the Night seriously made me blind with rage and fury. His SOTN bullshit ranting makes it obvious the guy never even KNEW about the upside-down castle, let alone play through the bad ending of the game. He's so terrible I want him to die more than Jack Thompson, and that's no easy feat.
TheRoomy 9 months ago 4
@TheRoomy You...do know he's dead, right?
SAPattersong 8 months ago
@SAPattersong yay hes dead we need to thank who ever did it and if not a person then we thank god
rocklee989 8 months ago
@TheRoomy Your face when he's been dead for a while now, actually.
OneWithTheNight 8 months ago
@TheRoomy fuck i know right least he gone now i feel sorry for the people who had to raze this fucking tumor
rocklee989 8 months ago
@rocklee989
No he's actually still alive he alledgidly claimed to be dead;
pilebomber 1 month ago
@pilebomber well damnit
rocklee989 1 month ago
Greatest pitch ever
foreshadowjr 9 months ago
all the breast cancer jokes on these videos are freakin hilarious
Frozone470 9 months ago in playlist Retsupurae NAVGTR
I have a challenge for the HUB, in season 2 of My little Pony Friendship is magic, create a storyline where Twilight Sparkle gets horn cancer. Imagine the drama, as a vulnerable Twilight Sparkle, still persisting in her magical adventures despite her illness. It needs some magic, no pun intended, but we're sure fans will be shocked, stunned and moved by the efforts to make Twilight's character more meaningful.
We love Twilight Sparkle, but it's about time Bronies get a big shock for a change!
MitchZer0II 9 months ago 14
@MitchZer0II Ah, but they already did that in episode 9, remember?
Now, Pinkie Pie getting diabetes, on the other hand...they haven't gone THERE yet.
DorianCairne 9 months ago
Tomb Raider 12: Lara Croft has to struggle her way through a bad break up!!! OMAIGAWD!
kittehfoodz 9 months ago
@kittehfoodz
Thats stupid, what kind of man would break up with Lara Croft? you'd have to be gay.
CCRockit 9 months ago
Lara Croft: Womb Raider. A game about birth control.
Bleenderhead 9 months ago
I have a challenge for....
no, imagine the drama.. of...
DAMN IT, CUT
steveharley0345 9 months ago
"Is Eidos devouring capcom?" *ChrisBrown1992 comes running*
WhiteTiger225 9 months ago 2
"It needs fleshing out, no pun intended..."
Wait, did he really just... Is that what I think it... No, no one can be THAT big of a dick. I must be imagining things.
SouljaBoyRealHipHop 9 months ago
As soon as they invent time travel, I'll have a challenge for Navgtr's mum:
As soon as she gets preggers with Navgtr, she aborts him. Imagine the drama of a world where Navgtr never existed. Retsupurae will be without some of its most legendary riffs, and I'll be going straight to Hell, but on the other hand, there'll be one less guy making gamers look like insane creeps who indulge in bizarre fetishes when they're not shooting up high schools.
We love Navgtr, but...wait, no we don't.
DorianCairne 9 months ago
@DorianCairne The idea needs a push in the right direction (No Pun Intended)
WhiteTiger225 9 months ago
@TAGMOMG
... but you just used it.
zlpq51 10 months ago
... 0_o;
I... really have nothing to say. It speaks for itself. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, to say that can add to the complete idiocy of this game idea.
yoshmaster5 10 months ago
Someone should drop a couple front loaded anvils on this douchebag's nutsack.
qtfan1121 10 months ago 12
I have a challenge for Team Meat.
In their next game, create a story line in which Meat Boy develops salmonella.
Imagine the drama, of a vulnerable Meat Boy still persisting in dying over and over again despite his illness.
TheGullibleParrot 10 months ago 10
THIS IS THE MOST VIEWED RESTUPURAE THAT ISN'T MARIO.
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 10 months ago
Well, you never know what Eidos would do with Lara Croft next game, especially since it's a reboob-I mean boot.
LessthanJake14 10 months ago
George Wood (conceptualizing his review of Final Fantasy VII): "We have a challenge for SquareSoft: write a story where Aeris gets stabbed to death by Sephiroth. Imagine the drama of a--"
*he reaches the end of Disc 1*
George (restarting his train of thought): "If you don't like Final Fantasy VII, then you are STUPID!!"
spaceawesome22 11 months ago 2
what the fuck? that was funny shit when he mentioned breast cancer! well not really funny that is some evil shit if you think about it.
ContraCommando 11 months ago
I have a challenge for NavGTR: Go die in a hole.
There, obligatory joke done quick. >.>
BohepansTheThird 11 months ago
I have a challenge for Notch.
In the next Minecraft update, characters develop carpal tunnel syndrome.
Imagine the drama, of a vulnerable minecraft guy, still persisting in digging tunnels despite his illness.
pullahoko 11 months ago 129
I wouldn't doubt that this is how we got Other M.
NAVGTR: "...we have a challenge for Nintendo. Make a game where Samus has all of her abilities right from the start but cannot use them due to orders from a seemingly stoic CO. Imagine the drama of a Samus unable to use her Super Missiles despite the fact that the door that moves the plot along can only be opened by them."
Sakamoto, you're absolutely sure he wasn't just joking there?
RedSalamander 11 months ago 10
How sad is it that I would actually play that were it real?
PEZhead5432109876 11 months ago
fucking kimo raider 3
terroristbombing 11 months ago
I have a challenge to ZUN.
In the next Touhou game, have every character be MALE.
Imagine the drama, of a world of lolis, suddenly deprived of the fetish fuel that draws most of its fans to it.
It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the entire Touhou community will be stunned, shocked and moved at the efforts to make Touhou more than a game for lolicons.
We love Touhou, but it's about time the fandom had a big shock for a change.
Archimonde259 11 months ago 7
@Archimonde259 Never thought someone would do Touhou xD
jettythesunfish 11 months ago
@jettythesunfish Well, I did it. ZUN, YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED.
Archimonde259 11 months ago
Front loaded anvils.
....
Well, at least he didn't say "Meat baskets nestled in over-the-shoulder boulder-holders.".
jettythesunfish 11 months ago 9
@jettythesunfish That is the best thing I have ever read.
Metroid225 11 months ago
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Archimonde259 11 months ago
We have a challenge to navgtr: create a video in which he dies of cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable navgtr, still persisting in his inexplicable reviews despite his illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the effort to make navgtr's videos more meaningful. we love navgtr, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.
handsomebrick 1 year ago 6
Every time I hear/read "imagine the DRAMA" I think of those episodes of Pokemon where Meowth would come up with a convoluted domestic use for that week's Pokemon. "IMAGINE DA BAWSS..."
EponymousKid 1 year ago 14
@EponymousKid
Imagine the Boss, still persisting on torturing Team Rocket by making them get killed by Pikachu over and over again.
Cheetah1251 11 months ago
I have a challenge for Marble Hornets
In the next entry, Slenderman gets testicular cancer.
Imagine the drama, of a vunerable Slendy, still persisting in stalking Jay and eating children.
It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guantee the ARG world will be stunned, stalked and eaten at the efforts of to make Slendermans dinner more meaningful
We love Slenderman, but it's about time the children had a big shock for a change.
GrawrawrLPs 1 year ago 7
@GrawrawrLPs Goddammit. This one made me crack up.
DJCalusTracks 1 year ago
I have a challenge for Nintendo..
Create a new Mario game in which Mario gets AIDS. Imagine the drama of Mario still trying to collect all the coins and rescure his princess despite his condition.
ans might be split on whether it was a good choice or not -no pun intended- but we guarantee that Mario fans will be shocked, stunned and moved at the effort to make the Mario's story more meaningful.
We love Mario, but it's about time the gaming industry had a big shock for a change.
sporister 1 year ago 3
I have a challenge for Gamefreak.
In the next Pokemon game, Professor Oak has a brain tumor.
Imagine the drama of a cancer ridden Samuel Oak, still insisting on spread Pokemon knowledge to the Pokemon world.
It needs fleshing out (no pun intended), but we guarantee the entire world will be stunned, shocked, and moved at the efforts to make Professor Oak's character more meaningful.
We love Gamefreak, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.
momoandmiz 1 year ago 10
@momoandmiz OMG, that is an awesome idea! You should pitch that to Nintendo!!!!!
kirby570 1 year ago
if you go to navgtr's channel Retsupurae is in other channels which i thought was funny
thetazz12ful 1 year ago
I see that this is the source of the phenomenon.
I have found enlightenment, and drama that requires fleshing out. (No pun intended.)
TehComs 1 year ago
I have a challenge for Rockstar Games.
In the next Grand Theft Auto game, create a storyline in which the main character is an Al-Qaida terrorist.
Imagine the internal struggle of the suicide bomber, set on blowing up a metro with C-4's strapped around his cock n balls and being promised paradise after death.
It'll needs a bigger bang, no pun intended, but we guarantee that the gaming world will be shocked, stunned, and moved in the effort of the main character's mission more meaningful.
rickyrolled7 1 year ago 5
I have a challenge for Nintendo.
In the next Mario game, Mario has dick cancer.
Imagine the drama of Mario being unable to jack off despite the temptation of Princess Peach's front loaded anvils.
It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the entire world will be stunned, shocked, and moved at the efforts to make the Mario series more sexual.
We love Mario, but it's about time the industry had a big shock for a change.
Mickothebest 1 year ago 15
Lara Croft: Tumor Raider
drewstergooster 1 year ago 234
@drewstergooster OH YOU
Lunarvx22 1 year ago
@drewstergooster Womb Raider would be better.
88Meters 9 months ago
@drewstergooster ITS NOT A TUMORRRRRRRRRRRRR
ut2k4wikichici 8 months ago
@drewstergooster Womb Raider.
88Meters 7 months ago
I have a challenge for Let's Players.
In their next Let's Play, they a