Jackulator Chinatown pizza

[Purplecatsoup30]

wow I would never order from these assholes. What a bunch of lazy shit heads!

[Necroman666]

lol "joohn"

[66ott7]

what the fuck is it with you and your phone.

[DangerDave140]

How many times is she gonna threaten to hang up?  Jesus.

[Uprising771]

oh man...i laughed till i cried. the horns part was genius

[sindynr2]

- sir?

- yes?

- what the fuck is it with you and ur phone?!

*BANG*

[Foges6694]

Lady: Excuse me?

Jack: I did.

[TheCtownbrown16]

jack: lady? umm i thought you'd might like like to have dinner tonight

lady: beer?

jack: (laughs) BEER!(laughs)

lady: are done sir? (trumpet plays)

jack: no no (trumpet continues)

[vipersquad]

Brilliant! The trumpets and horns are from the Chinatown soundtrack. Perfect!

[RENEDU2]

John...?

[MrNitt]

What's your name?

Fagwhipe. xD

[SaintRob105]

the pic is from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[1XMarksSpot]

No beer? What kind of pizza shop is being ran?

[z0omz00m]

delivery or takeout.......FOOD!

[RENEDU2]

how much for a pizZA~~?

[Gunbarrelguru]

I want to know what were goig to do about pizaaa

[tjwxgirl09]

I love the trumpets and horns LOL.

[munoxxx]

what an old jack like me could find some interest plot points?

LMFAO.

[sdude456]

"I thought you might like to have dinner."

"Beer?!"

"BEER!"

[NaTex2488xHMS]

lmao hes like " i think your funnyy"

[punisher1432]

YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!!!

[420Pranksta]

so mint.

[elheadkickio]

BEER!

[DogSoop]

excuse me?

i did

[brightbite]

Son of a vagiNA! LOL

[imbored2]

expensive place

[dking987]

claude fagwipe!!!!!1

i had a mouth full of fanta when he said that, i almost drowned!!!!!!

[theloveshack18]

I want to know what we're going to do about pizzaaaaa...

[AntonBatey]

lol, i love when he says that

[nyccarini]

she has a lovely voice and accent

[NaTex2488xHMS]

pizzaaaa

[ashleelmb]

ha ha ha...lmfao. his phrasses have been recorded to sound like other words like the word pizza is actually a mix of 2 words to make it sound like hes sayin 'pizza'

[kylereece22]

Kudos on the sound effects!

[smallvilleSGL]

2:31 I'll wait, I'll wait *car horn* haha

[Rjparas26]

the trumpet and horns are just top notch!

[AJFreeway]

raa raa raaa!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

5/5 stars!!!

[ThePaperCreator]

lol 1:08

[smallvilleSGL]

yeah ahahaha, no wedding today

[xraycat30]

we don't do beer to go

shit

[StormProductionzZ]

god damn boy!*farts*LMFAO

[Thornesss]

Lol!

You cant hear meee *dun dun dundun* xD

[RedDaVincy]

Forget it, Jake...

It's Chinatown.

[pz3shwk]

that trumpet was awesome!

[JAYJAY1000000]

HOW MUCH FOR A PIZZaaaaaa?

[dannydevitopranks]

That 'plot points' thing is one of my favorite things Jack says

[GanNing89]

LooooooooLLLLOLLL

[TheShag69]

Dude this one doesn't even make sense, it's so fucking funny. I can't believe they stayed on for so long. I loved the trumpet that kept going off in the background.

"Son of a 'gina"

[dannydevitopranks]

Where would an old Jack like me find some interesting plot points?

[Trashfellas]

tip : if you're a little bit sad, watch this...

It works, ahhahahaha

[brooklynnite86]

youre a genius jackulator guy....how the fuck do you do it? no answer needed.

[Frenchie1985]

"YOU can't HEAR MEEEEE" HA HA HA

[mattrmc19]

$13 for a small pizza??? what a rip! that joint deserves this shit.

[1XMarksSpot]

@mattrmc19 The lady said $15 actually - which just says that joint deserves this shit even more.

[djm1780]

@mattrmc19 I must concur!

[FraterO]

soo funny :)

[Surgflave]

how much for PizUhhhhhh LOL

[Surgflave]

damn jacks crazy man lolol

[clinteastwood17]

lllooolll

these things are the best

[malkki85]

THAT WAS FUNNY!!!