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  • put that little guy back you garlic eating savage.

  • Ok the person who said it's a killing machine is stupid. It's a sand shark! And I rly do hope u put it back in the water they are amaZeing animals I grew up around them.

  • Oh my GOD the shark is barking!

  • It's a Smooth Dogfish. Looks like a shark, but not a shark at all. Has no teeth. The idiot has his dog barking behind the camera.

  • dog fish HA very funny lol

  • If he puts it back in the water sometime in the future that will become quite the killing machine. Eating little children on the beach to exact his revenge on that idiot.

  • why did you pick the shark up anyway.I know i wouldnt like to be that shark : o

  • PETA alert. Dumb hippys

  • who the fuck cares? it's a fish.

  • was this shark tasty?

  • hope you know telling him to put it back in the water is fucking pointless cause last time i checked 100% off all videos currently on youtube ARENT LIVE STREAMING this shit is history pointless to tell him to put it back so do the world a favour and shut the fuck up

  • hahaha all you moral fags crack me up!!!

  • what the hell?? you're going to kill the poor thing!! put it back!!

  • Put it back fucktard!!!!

  • I bet theres a dog there barking at it, not the shark barking... freaking liars. -_-

  • @Masamune364 So obvious :)

  • I spent over 2 years fishing and tagging sharks in South Texas... ..there is NOTHING cruel about this video...

  • You're a jackass with no respect for life..

  • FAAAAAAKEEEEE . .. . (and gay) sharks mouth wasn' t even moving, and the noise was to clear and coming from the background or being added

  • @PojeMetal no shit...its a joke!lol

  • WOW you'd swear it's just a dog barking in the back-ground, but no it is of course the shark - who new a shark's bark never differs in volume no matter how far away or how close it is.

  • ....Sharks can make NOISE?.....*mind blown*

  • he was gonna eat it at the end

  • Is that a dog fish? Seriously, I've always wondered why they called them that, and I can only assume it's because they bark.

  • i was just thinking the whole time: throw him back in the sea...poor little shark

  • @himointag That shark would eat your nuts with pleasure as soon he would get the chance. Think about that.

  • in the end of the video he want to eat the shark lol

  • poor shark

    

  • a dog was barking in the background (?) Duhh (?)

  • Dude, Im beach'd az!

  • fake and gay

  • @jman12351 its not fake lol look it up

  • Poor sharky! :(

  • thats why its called sea dog in the past ~

  • ur like killing it

  • @ultimagod492 they can live out of water for pretty long.

  • What Is It Lassie.?? Timmy Stuck In A Well.??

  • 0:08 u see the man's mouth opened (a vanturlaquiz)

  • @RockhopperY lol no

  • @Bliss0Wizzerd so are all fish dude

  • PUT IT BACK IN THE FUCKING WATER YOU FAT PIECE OF AMERICAN TRASH

  • @slipmad get bent kid

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  • that was a dog.....

  • @rockshandify thats why it's called sea dog in the past lol

  • was it really the shark barking???

    WTF!!

  • @Marianastar13 no dumbshit, it was a damn real dog. god where the fuck did u go to school?

  • @mbtkabjd DO U KNOW WHAT SARCASTIC MEANS?? YOU STUPIDASS!!!

  • It should read beached whale slowly killing shark.

  • @ziggy7028 Haha xD

  • @ziggy7028 Get Your fact's right before you start Hating

  • guys i think he did put it back because he kissed it at the end then they told him to just lisen very carefullt xD

  • Omg, I hope you had put it back in the ocean. Please tell me! Oh, and when I went to the Indianapolis Zoo, they had these sharks. That shark is called a Puppy Dog Shark. The cool thing is, your allowed to pet the sharks. And its really CUTE, because the sharks LOVES to be pet. I'm not kidding. I was afraid to pet at first, but they just come straight at you, like its saying, "Pet me some more!".................Ok, I'm going to stop typing now. hahaha sorry. A little carried away here.

  • put it BACK in the WATER NOW NOW NOW

  • PUT ME BACK IN THE DAMN WATER BITCH

  • it's a dog shark. no joke btw.

  • @TheGeeksoldierz nah bro, its a sandbar shark. true to their name they stick towards the end of the sandbar but theyll sometimes swim up towards shore. probley why this guy was able to catch this little one

  • u ass hole PUT IT BACK IN THE FUCKING WATER

  • WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S BARKING?! PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER ALREADY!

  • Fucking hell I hope you but that bitch back in the water

  • Dog Fish XD

  • wtf????

  • PUT IT IN THE STUPID WATER YOU STUPID FOOL!!!!

    

  • Im not saying to kill it, but if its a beach..and thats a shark.....Hmm...

  • live the  shark dum ass !!!

  • "aw,poor thing!" "are you scared? it's...it's gonna die!" wtf didn't he put it back in the water?!

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  • what a fucking idot..put it back in the water u dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gosh dang, ok it barks... put it back in the water now, they suffer out of water because they can't breathe...

  • PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER YOU FAT CUNT

  • save the sharks, but dont forget... shoot the seals :)

  • gosh put it back in the water all ready

  • the shark also screams and talks

  • KILL THE SHARK!

  • Ula!! no flippys off the dock!!

  • theres a dog in the background...

  • put the shark in the water they can only breath out of water for a few minutes u dummy

  • omg it's obviously real. I saw this on discubry.

  • Ok first off I'm pretty sure that a dog was barking in the background not the shark plus that dude should put it back in the water so it won't die.

  • WTF nob head

  • Um any sea breating anamal is going to die in seconds we had a 2 inch fish from the lake that lived for 2 1/2 hours yeah

  • You dumb fucks, just how long do you think it's going to take a shark to die out of water? A minute? The shark aint gonna fucking die, I'm pretty sure the guy wasn't like "DURR-DE-DURR-HURR I'MMA HOLD DIS SHARK IN DE SUN 4 A HOUR LOL!"

  • You fucking retard it's going to die... One star... At best.. Shark killing faggot

  • wtf that shark need to breath put it in the water dumb ass

  • mg fucking retards put it back in the water!

  • After this video ends

    Man in black trunks: I wonder how sharks breathe? *remembers that sharks only live in the ocean* OH SHIT! *chucks the shark back into the ocean like an idiot*

    America, home to some lovable and hate-able morons XD.

  • eat it or put it back in the water, but whatever you do, if the shark asks you if you want a bj, its a trick!

  • dude, just put it in the water

  • thats just a dog in the background haha not the shark...

  • /facepalm idiot put it in the water or eat it

  • You're a horrible person. You're killing the shark. Put it back in the water, douchebag.

  • is it barking

  • @doomthehedghog sharks can live hours out of water before they die

  • uber fake but cool

  • fake and gay

  • Hey I know it s your sound lol!

  • at the end it looked like he was going to eat it O_o

  • Damn hippies are actaully feeling sorry fir these monsters? Lol I fished a little shark, then stabbed his head. And threw him back. How ya feel now?

  • did u let it go?

  • OMG THAT WOMAN:''ITSA SHARK? WOW!' stay in the kitchen...

  • poor shark!

  • ah put it back

  • fucking kill that thing..

  • fake and gay

  • @FrostNovaify you woundnt be trollin would ya

  • how would you like it if i held your ass in the watter for 10 min while you tried to breath, PUT THAT SHARK BACK IN THE WATER >.>

  • @Helion231 well if u tried to hold me under water id beet the shit outta u and who the hell cares about a shark why do u go watch finding nemo or something u fukin treehuger

  • stupid guy !

  • I hope someone drown your head in the water to see how you like it.

  • put the damn thing in the water it can't breathe

  • put it back in tha water asshole.

  • 0:15 "Its a shark? No way"

  • Where was it when you found it??

  • ....Lol stupid people bitching about the shark being out of water. both fish and sharks can survive a rather long time out of water before suffocating. the shark most likely lived.

  • @Raininchu shut up bitch wat if they put your head in tha

    water for a long time...... u woudent like it huh FUKKIN DUMB ASS!!!

  • @CrAzYmOnStEr616 wow that raininchu is a dumbass..

  • @SupraNirvana YEAH HE PROBABLY A RETARD

  • Put it back in the water, faggots...

  • ITS NOT A TOY. Fuck you human

  • @yxaiben lol "fuck you human", are you a shark too?

  • would you like if someone put your head under the wather for 5min?

  • 73 PPL disliked it.

  • calm down, fuk that shark there are millions of others in the ocean, so 1 shark dead is nothin

  • He ate a dog!!!

  • Its a shark?

    no, its a Elephant ¬¬

  • First off, liar. Thats a dog behind the camera. Second, that shar

    k wants to live and you probably killed it. Jerk.

  • um...you're suffocating it.

  • You guys are dumb if you think its real.

  • put it back you ass hole!

  • If you're the man in the video, you're a huge faggot... go die. If you're the fat bitch, I hope your bf/husband goes and has a heart attack because he's such a fat ass.

  • @Javierlopez707 holy shit calm down ...wow.

  • stupid fat ass, such a stupid human i would love to kill you right now you bastard!

  • >:(  >:( >:(

  • put that in your urethra

  • lol all of u stfu u fuccing midgets faqqets im sure he had put the shark back u fuccing idiots piece of shets stop fuccing crying u fuccing ass holes

  • OMFG PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER U DICKHEAD

  • @legodeath2600 sharks can live out of the water for hours. they don't die very easily, not even little ones like that.

  • @djking2d YUP IM NOT SURE ABOUT "HOURS" BUT I SAW IN DISCOVERY CHANNEL 20 MINS OR EVEN MORE

  • @Marianastar13 I know several people who catch sharks that size and a bit bigger to take home and eat. They don't even bother with water for the 3 hour drive home from Ocean City, MD, and the sharks are fine and dandy. They can also survive in a bathtub of freshwater for at least a night because all sharks are able to process the salinity of the water they are in. Bullsharks are the most efficient at it though, and have the most testosterone, which makes them the most aggressive shark out there.

  • done already? how about put it back where it came?

  • i think that's animal crulity

  • PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!

  • I think he did in the end. if not it's too late now anyway :-(

  • motherfucker put it back you son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111­1111

  • Uh.....put it bak in the water

  • wow who falls for this? its funny though

  • Hahahaha, a dog is barking in the background you idiots

  • Oh god how funny :O

    lets get him to the air and see how he is trying to breath for his life :D

    your a fucking asshole rdy for the gas chamber -.-

    Nothing will happen just hold your breath ;)

  • put it back in the water....that thing stand no chance aginst the current, it wouldve died w/o human intervention

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  • PUT IT BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKIN ASSHOLE...THE POOR SHARK..i think we should take you underwater for 10 mins..with a stone on you feets. Let's see what happens...ohh you died..i am sorry but ..game over...arrghh crazy mankind.

  • @BuilderofWTC88 i totally agree with you!!

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  • PUT IT IN THE WATER ITS DYING!

  • I think it needs water...

  • Try holding your breath for 3min..

  • put the shark in the water, stupid...

  • @GreatBroly Every video involving animals always have those crazy bastard animal lovers bitching about something. Go eat your Wendy's you contradicting pinheads.

  • No...there is a dog in the background...making the sound. You can even see it's shadow.

  • EVERYONE CALM DOWN geese

  • eat the shark and the dog

  • Put it back in the water you fat fucking fool and drown your annoying wife while your at it.

  • Is it a disease going around where people insist on callin videos fake or bitchin about other peoples comments . . . I know im doin it but ive enjoyed the frickin footage. No wonder theres war in the worls. People are dumb fucks!!

  • yeah some of u just wanna seem real smart but ur really stupid humorless people "sharks do not have vocal cords" obiously they dont u dumb shit dont u ever have some fun with stuff??

  • i can't believe all the dingleberries who took this to be a seriously planned hoax. get a fucking sense of humor!

  • FAKE!!! THERE A DOG SOMEWHERE!!!

  • Spend less time killing fish and more time on a Stairmaster.

  • u douchebag put it back, how would u like it if someone held u underwater for ages

  • Goofs

    Continuity: Sharks do not have vocal cords therefore they cannot vocalize, thats obviously a dog barking in the BG.

  • Sharks! They only bite if you touch their private parts...

  • @cameltoejoe69 wow, Jaws must've been raped really bad then lol

  • @cameltoejoe69 And you would know..... how exactly?

  • eat it :D

  • It'll be fine guys. XD Researches have to take them out of the water so that they can tag them in order to keep track of their numbers, making sure they don't drop too low. Obviously this guy is just doing it to say "Hey cool, check it out." rather than tagging in, but it still won't do much damage.... unless he leaves it out for too long. XD

  • RETARD its like a alien comes to earth a take you because it is impress and show you to all his friend mean while your fighting to get your air !! listen to the dog !! dum fuck !! it's telling you to put in back !!

  • you fucking asschol !

  • put it back in the ocean!

  • dog in the backround dont be stupid

  • as hard as it is to believe ... this is real ! just another weird part of nature .

  • its not real dick weed