A Vinny / HYBRID Christmas

[tundraman217]

was that a pregnancy test at 3:50?????????????

[por13siempre]

So steph is looks to be holding a pregnancy test 3:53? the fuck? who knocked her up

[nyancatshero]

its funny how all the gifts were for fighting the rake and them

[hahahannahification]

steph wrapped evans gift in PURPLE DUCT TAPE

[harlen333]

Slenderman hunting me...

Throw Christmas party...

[lowthunder7]

@harlen333 haha and in the last video, slender man hunting me... put up christmas lights

[jnnekats]

Evan looks so adorable when he hold the knife though, he looks so happy lmfao.

[ATOMICGAMER536]

i feel bad for alex :-(

[buddypowe]

From slender man to hybrids lol

[XxusagibunnyxX]

that fucking sock puppet makes me laugh so hard XD

[brandon8621]

what the fucking smigle

[Koolkevk]

The knife is so cartoonishly big and dangerous looking. I can't imagine it really existing outside of a cartoon.

[Xjelly95]

@Koolkevk It's called a Bowie Knife, friend. :P

[halofable574]

You know...Afte rI watched Jim Thorpe, I have a theory...eeach of these gifts is going to turn out to be some kind of weapon they can use against Slenderman, Habit, and the Rake. They already used the air horn to drive off the Rake.

[MonsterGuy1014]

@halofable574  whats Habit.. i looked it up on google and didnt find anything

[halofable574]

@MonsterGuy1014 He/it/they is some kind of demon or monster that has been stalking them. He does a lot of stuff off screen, it is theorized that, he either is the Rake or is controlling the Rake somehow. It is suspected that he has been posessing Evan periodically, whic hwould explain Evan's soemtimes, psychotic nature. It is unkown if Slenderman is in league with, or against Habit.

[glovestrong48]

<Evan being violent and unstable

<gets him a knife for christmas

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[SlenderGuardBackslas]

Yes, everything Vinny owns has a beard.

[returnofspiggstime]

for a second i thought the treadmill was slendy doing stretches

[carlz341]

bitchin party

[gimme20dolla]

as soon as evan gig as knifeot his gift, i was like "wouldnt it be funny if it were a big ass knife?" im a profit

[JBASS1358]

I love these guys but so many of their twists and plot lines come to dead ends or never are mentioned again, what about that shrine?!!? the one they were talking about when the first saw slendy??? and that hole in the wall that brought them to the beach? AND HOW IS THE RAKE RELEVENT? It has no motivation and it only attacks even, I wish this made more sense, too many twists and plots to follow anymore

[backtoklondike]

@JBASS1358 I'm pretty sure that we will get answers this year. Heck, I even think EMH will be concluded this year.

And the Rake? I'm pretty sure that it is related to HABIT. I even think that it is HABITs pet.

We just need to be patient.

[CaptainObvious227]

@backtoklondike actually, the lore on the rake is that he's slendy's evil twin. not to imply that slendy's the 'good' twin, but i suppose that's what makes them so terrifying. as far back as you want to go there have always been angles and demons, life and death, good and evil - there's always been a balance. but not here. not with these guys. heh... i guess it's choose the lesser of two evils.

[Racingfan533]

@CaptainObvious227 Angles and demons. WIN.

[CaptainObvious227]

@Racingfan533 lulz. deal with it. :P

[PurpleKaabii]

@Racingfan533 Are they acute? Or obtuse?

[lodawg333]

ya giving him a knife is smart

[dj09ish]

woah, at 2:51 it looks like Jeff and Vinny nearly got hit by another car or something

[ruffalina]

I took a quiz on which Everyman I was before I started watching, and I got Evan.

This is starting to worry me really bad.

[Xelaeatyou]

Where the fuck is Slendy? Even the rake is absent.

[pwninator345]

@Xelaeatyou Hey, even horrible abominations like to spend time with their horrible abomination families on Christmas.

[pwninator345]

Hey, even horrible abominations like to spend time with their horrible abomination families on Christmas.

[MrMedic8]

(You have anew Item!)

You have found:

THE BUSHWACKA.

"Now THIS is a knife."

[Guest1001]

Yes, that's what Evan needed. Another knife.

All he needs to do now is lose an eye and he'll turn into Kano ...

[SesshoMaruFTW01]

Toby

Toby Toby

Toby Toby Toby

Toby Toby Toby Toby

Toby Toby Toby

Toby Toby

Toby

all answers lie with Tony

[TheBrazillianCat]

@SesshoMaruFTW01 Wait. If all answers lie with Tony then why does the arrow say Toby?

[44rollins]

i want that knife soooooo epic

[dmanstheone]

I have a knife too and sorry Evan but mine's bigger XD

But what kind is yours?

[baconArchitect]

DANIEL IS THE HABIT

[SlymeGreen]

I'm so fucking confused, lol.

[therealcritic28]

@SlymeGreen

Me, too, man. Me too.

[PachucoDesigns]

Seriously, you wrapped a knife using that creepy purple duct tape? lol I figured you guys would stop trusting stuff in purple duct tape by now.

[OverlordSaiko]

Evan seriously has the best shirts EVER. Reptar? yes please.

[OverlordSaiko]

>dem tags

[The1whodreams]

@mynameisgeneric well thank you for killing the mystery for me ( ` O ` )

[addictedtodoom]

thumbs up if you put the snowflakes on

[insanitybook]

Evan and Steph made a person?!?

[DrakeDraco2000]

And Evan doesn't need to give them money for the gift to Steph. Because he already gave her the gift of...

...

Look, it's a joke about childbirth, mmk? -.-

[LaraCroftDiary]

What?... that doesn't make sense.

Was the girl pregnant? :o !?

[pyro80]

this series is finally picking up again

[333Mononoke]

This was even more amazing with the snowflakes button activated :D

[ForOurSakeOrHis]

super jealous of evan's reptar shirtxD

[natendo3ds]

The gap between Marble Hornets and TribeTwelve is driving me insane! >.< Good thing we got EMH.

[ecuarocker16]

The part with Alex is so vague... More questions are left to be answered

[GaiaonlineHD]

im telling you add me for Xbox Live :D

[gorgofdoom]

It's not just me that heard him say SlendermanHybrid at the end is it??

[richertai]

@gorgofdoom He says it throughout the video. There are 3 or 4 times where they say "SlendermanHybrid". I thought it was pretty weird too.

[MudHut67]

@richertai

I heard "santamanhybrid"....

[kallielink]

@gorgofdoom I heard SantamanHybrid.

[MrOdio100]

Someone was a little drunkie drunkie..

[GuitarRockGod951]

i hate evan... so much..

[00639productions]

@GuitarRockGod951 Why? Evan is a fucking awesome dude, bro.

[GuitarRockGod951]

@00639productions ive watched this whole series, and he is the only dude on this that just bugs the shit out of me. just the way he acts is annoying. good job to the other dudes for sure though

[HeroofLemon]

What kind of asshole leaves their xbox games out ON the xbox?

[Rahheemme]

I'm glad Steph was there. We haven't seen her in a while. I was getting worried.

[Levolpehh]

Evan: -opens gift- PLEASE BE A NEW KNIFE.. PLEASE BE A NEW KNIFE- YEEEEEAAAAHH I GOT A NEW KNIFE FUCK YEAH

[Genericdruid]

@Levolpehh Now stab those slendy fuckers to death.

[RekkiMekki]

Was that a pregnancy test when she came out of the bathroom? Is she pregnant with the guy who has crazy radioactive blood's baby? Or was it Slendy? Boom: The EverymanHybrid refers to a half human half slendy! ARG = Solved.

[richertai]

@RekkiMekki The bebe is going to be the new vessel for HABIT.

[patman2492]

The water part reminds me of minority report. Am I the only one who sees it? Also I may be the only one who's seen minority report.

[1AMC0RN]

I too, got an airhorn for christmas.

[VohnExel]

Guys, if you're all so confused, check out the Wiki, it might help make some sense of things. Seriously, it helped me get on track back when I was just getting into the series.

Also, I'm not so convinced Jeff really knows that isn't his dog...or maybe he's getting better. Still...I dunno, the way he said it just sounded like he was saying it for the benefit of whoever was recording (Steph? it was a girl, I know that.)

[iamknife7]

Maybe, Evan isn't HABIT maybe its.......Steph

[BronyNationUSA]

@inferno232 I know, right?

[DoomFoxofDeath]

HALT!!!!!!! I AM REPTAR!

[inferno232]

I normally take these videos VERY seriously, but I gotta be honest: I really wanted to see Slendy in a Santa hat.

[xXIAMTHESHEEPDOGXx]

i gotta be honest...im having a hard time staying focused on all the craziness of this video while im thinking of how im getting star wars the old republic tomorrow.

[alexrulez22]

EVANS GOT A REPTAR SHIRT. ME GUSTA

[JsbJsbJsbmager]

4:00 are we foreshadowing an abortion?

[AutumnDevi]

The SECOND this video was over...I realized I haven't taken my birth control in 4 days. Buying my refill first thing in the morning. I guess they really are going back to the "health" show format...maybe the next episode can cover proper condom usage?

[LaFayification]

@AutumnDevi well, clearly Evan shouldnt be the one to do it...

[KennethProducts]

Kinda going off plot now

[Legoman898]

No, really. What the hell is going on now?

Confusion + learning that they play CoD...

I am disappoint.

[Dojom1023]

I'm not sure what the series is about anymore.

[powersoftritone]

2:27 The arm to the right that is Evan's arm nobody else has really muscular arm and it appears that his left arm is making a slashing motion. The figure to the left is Jeff and in the middle is Vinny because if you look closely you can make out his haircut.

[Lasty91000]

Jeff has the exact same bass guitar as me! Why does this keep happening? First the same laptop and trash can, then the same desktop background, and now this? Why does my stuff keep showing up in these videos? Am I a part of the story and don't even know it?

[KennethProducts]

@Lasty91000 that would honestly make me laugh if the hybrid crew suddenly mention lasty91000

[Lasty91000]

@KennethProducts That would be pretty awesome.

[Anjiruu]

deargod 

[TheKillaov]

The joy of a knife :D

[SuperNinjaGinger]

Thank you, YouTube, for adding the snowflakes. It reduces tension in something so fucking scary.

[AcidCH]

Holy shit. I think the underwater clip we keep seeing in the morse code videos is Jeff's parents being attacked under water.

[FroYoPlatypus]

@AcidCH They were in a car accident, weren't they?

[DrakeDraco2000]

@AcidCH That, or the figure in the middle in those underwater clips is Jeff.

[Bumblewave]

@AcidCH

That's the most likely theory I'm seeing online. It's probably them drowning underwater. Maybe The Rake had something to do with it.

[AzukanAsimbu]

Evan got a new knife. Awesome.

[esshoyt]

Best Christmas gift ever :D

[DocRictofen]

LOL @ THE TAGS! decemberween :P



[iluturtles]

Okay, is it bad I hit the snowflake button while watching this?

[DoctorKandosii]

Slenderman is kinda scary, but Evan makes me shit my pants. Something about that grin and his love of knives.

[hehehe88]

Santa-man HYBRID

[TKA001]

THE RAKE IS THE REAL FATHER

[JorealConners]

A VALVe BOOK?!?!

;_;

[NeptuneMS385]

*Looks at tags*

IT'S A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS! They're gonna beat up Slendy with an Aluminum Pole and perform some Feats of Strength.

[EGRJ]

TACTICAL JEFF (WITH TACTICAL KNIFE) INBOUND

*woop woop woop*

[SaintSabre]

Slendy just wants custody of Alex.

[galiant609]

He almost said Slenderman.

[senkrad5]

Yeah the purple tape again

[XXBlazeXXxx]

So Stephs pregnant, jeff is thinking he should die and everyone is saying that the guy in the water is slendy getting grabbed and stabbed by the hybrids ,so to put that term simply it's like

Minecraft where the endermans weakness is water?!

[mynameisgeneric]

It ends on Daniel. Daniel's Slenderman and everyone's stuck on the island. It's so obvious. Also, Habit is Ben Linus.

[BygPhattyPlus]

A nice Christmas peppered with extra tidbits.

[Parallelocam]

it's clearly slenderman in the water, and it looks like the person coming in from the left stabs him while underwater while the other two people grab him

[rjglennrox714]

@MagnetThunder3528 It's Santa-man Hybrid

[MagnetThunder3528]

"This is Slenderman Hybrid signing off." A subtle crack in the fourth wall I see.

[MudHut67]

@MagnetThunder3528

santa-man hybrid

[Fuhjem]

I got my friend a knife for christmas, too. A badass, black military knife.

[EXTREMEANIMALS]

And now it's a sitcom. Boo.

[hypercolorfulcupcake]

herpa derp?? = my mind

[TeaTimeForBrits]

@wazthatme I meant when Vince and alex's brother were driving or was that the parents car?

[Tornadoof44]

This is the most confusing series on youtube. MAKE SENSE.

[ISleepWithAFanOn]

@Tornadoof44 I'm glad I'm not the only one that doesn't get it. All the transitions confuse me, and I can never remember anyone besides Evan. I'm not sure why I watch EMH. I guess it's just something to do.

[universeruler1]

@ISleepWithAFanOn if you don't like it don't watch it, it's simple

[ISleepWithAFanOn]

@universeruler1 I never said I didn't like it, I just said I find the series confusing. For example, in this one, the shots of someone under water. Are they themselves doing that, or is it supposed to be Slenderman... or the guy in the series that acts weird putting them in there?

I'm just confused by the series, and personally, I don't see a plot in it at all, but that might be due to how confused I am. After Dr. K "met" with them in the storage garage, I've lost interest.

[Tenthyr]

@ISleepWithAFanOn The whole point is that we don't know what the hell the water scenes are.

We're meant to be trying to work that out.

[PachucoDesigns]

@ISleepWithAFanOn Ok, based on what you're saying here, I think you need to start with the basics, man. Watch Marble Hornets. Read some of the blog compilations at CompileTruth. Slender Man has what are known as "proxies," controlled humans that sort of do his bidding. And these proxies tend to fuck with the haunted people, messing with their videos and such. This would probably be an instance of that. In this case, they are bugged by a proxy known as HABIT.

[SleepyKites]

@PachucoDesigns We have no evidence as far as I know that HABIT is a proxy. Especially since HABIT has implied hes been around for a very, very long time. At one point it seems like HABIT and Slendy were talking to each other over who owned the hybrids.

[PachucoDesigns]

@SleepyKites Were they? I don't remember that conversation. Did it happen in one of the blogs, or something?

[SleepyKites]

@PachucoDesigns

Happened on the hybrids twitter.

everymanhybrid(.)wikia.com/wik­i/Twitter

It's the second record under "Two Unsigned Tweeters: First Fight"

[PachucoDesigns]

@SleepyKites I see. I'm going to have to go back through this series and pay proper attention to the twitter. It seems these series don't really tend to include all information in the videos.

[SleepyKites]

@PachucoDesigns Very much so. I definitely suggest checking out that wiki. Along with the twitter there has been a tournament held by HABIT and boxes that fans have had to go out and find that held letters with more information.

[universeruler1]

@ISleepWithAFanOn to follow the plot you have kind of infer what's going on and don't just watch the videos. the series is like and an arg, you have to do a bunch of things to understand whats going on.

[justjosh876]

i love this series, and have from the beginning, but i almost feel like im just watching in the hopes of something making sense at this point. marblehornets is having the same problem.

[EvilJesusWTF]

@justjosh876 Marble Hornets is at least getting somewhere and is going to try to end next season. I don't know where EMH is headed, it seems like they just piled a bunch of ideas onto each other and forgot about the first idea.

[ZeroX7649]

@justjosh876 Not really.........MH is pretty damn straight forward. I don't think you can get more clear with Marblehornets at this point...

[superchimp99]

i know thats not a dog lol

[superchimp99]

figured out what the snowflake option does while jeff is talking about his dead parents at the bottom of a creek. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[YaoiForeverSasuxNaru]

So wait....Who's knocked up now? I'm horrible with names and sometimes faces....

[boutmoneygangRLO]

Jusst what evan needs

[aparadyor]

does the guy that plays as slenderman in this take a vacation or something?

[Insomniacwithnolife]

Congrats, Evan, ur gonna be a daddy :)

[Ispecopscorps]

Anyone else wondering why Steph was filming Alex..?

[sereously]

Who was that girl? And why was she holding a pregnancy test?

[paradisecamo]

Thanks, Steph. Just what we all needed. Evan with an even bigger knife.

[Silversun15]

This update was full of da crazy

[powersoftritone]

Calling it stephie is Habit she's been controlled this entire time that's way she was in the mental hospital that is why Habit took her website

[jameskf41197]

Knives, babies, sockpuppets of deceased relatives, survivors guilt. Merry christmas everyone. Foreshadowing much?

[manofgames112233]

Holy crap, Slender Man, Habit, The Rake, Now SOCKEY THE SOCK! 5:19 You guys are fucked now.

[CrazyRess]

Evan's present...has the infamous purple duct tape.

[EvilJesusWTF]

Calling it now, that baby dies or turns out to be a fucking monster that tries to kill everyone. I wonder who the father is.

[donwantstobesedated]

underwater slenderman?

[Takuthecheese]

DEMON SOCKPUPPET

[hedjacks]

Reptar shirt :D

[Bondread]

I have never been so bothered by a sock.

[Lateralus03]

I got Slendy a $20 gift card to zumiez

[ddrstandard2008]

@Lateralus03 win

[GoodJesse]

Aww, EMH you shouldn't have!

It's JUST what I wanted!

[MadHaTTe1992]

Wait, Stephs pregnant, Alex knows the sock isn't his dog, and Jeff has a damn near meltdown, and all people can talk about is Evan getting a knife?

[mrevil0001]

@MadHaTTe1992 I can talk about my Grandma getting an ax :)

[starstarSTARS2]

Watching videos like this is makes me smile. Nothing like seeing someone get a knife for Christmas. Happy holidays everyone! ^.^

[NuggleBunns]

Ooo someone is gonna be a daddy.

[masterewok21494]

The knife taped with purple duct tape. THE KNIFE WAS FROM SLENDY.

[TurboNemesis]

more knives are exactly what evan needs. especially after having recently murdered a man. good idea, steph.

[UnhelpfulHypocrite]

I watched this whole video with snowflakes falling down my screen. It made everything a little more beautiful.

[Bondread]

@UnhelpfulHypocrite I like the way you think.

[Killchrono]

I think the most important thing we've learned today is that Evan is a Rugrats fan.

FUCK YEAH, REPTAR!

[Alezicarus]

who has slendy's 20?

[ledzeppelin2468]

I was waiting for them to find a present from HABIT with like some severed head in it.

[CaptainTooner]

You better have got Slendy a present this year.