How to Make Your Own Butter - CHOW.com

[wingstoplover408]

my butter taste like shit.

[Rotorzilla]

can you make creme fraiche from that heavy whipping cream?? or does it need to cultured?

[TheMidnightDecay]

She just looks like that scary person no one wanted to sit close to in middle school.

[AnOrdinaryUKGirl]

why would you add water? I don't understand...

[lagadefala]

@AnOrdinaryUKGirl You add cold water to wash away the unwanted milk solids, which gives you butter that's more pure. In using cold water it won't dissolve/melt your butter if that's what you were worried about. I hope that answered your question.

[gambamama]

You're adorable! I'm feeling a bit like an idiot for not making my own butter all these years though.

[strek0655]

Top tip to all Norwegians!

[Ummelolz]

show tits

[mecemical]

She's not even fat... Just because this woman does not conform to the media's portrayal of attractive doesn't mean she's ugly. Christ. Not skinny != Fat.

[risingsun113x]

Can I make... GOAT BUTTER... instead?

[billyhkc]

@risingsun113x GOAT BUTTER YOU SAY?

[KiddyPie123]

IS it salted butter or unsalted butter

[ApfelPii]

@KiddyPie123 salted butter = add salt

[sk8tafrnk]

@ApfelPii Quite a contribution you have made here haha.

[SillyLitleGirl]

@KiddyPie123 I'm going out on a limb here and saying unsalted. But you can easily add a pinch of salt to the cream before shaking it up and voila, salted butter!

[Jex134]

looks like someone likes their butter just a bit too much

[1Deminator]

keep pressing 5

[lilmissgaga]

@1Deminator

I have to wear a corset for my lungs, because of my deformed back and that made me laugh so hard, that I'm in huge pain right now xD

[ghoooooooj]

I love the host. She is perfect for videos like this.

[TheMighties1220]

I would rather pay 2 dollars then shake a jar for 30 minutes

[JosephWilliamsMusic]

Press 3 For Milk Shakes & 1 For A Point lmaoo

[obliviousfafnir01]

I like this lady. She's a lot friendlier than your other hosts.

[countryboybrandon96]

waste 30 minutes of your life or waste 2 dollars

[123monkey123]

Looks like you like butter

[TheDokuraChan]

Press '5' for Nightmare..

[Capabalanca]

So.. buy milk, put in in a jar and shake for.. 30 whole minutes, or just spend 2 minutes at the shops taking a tub off the shelf...

[KingRyltar]

@Capabalanca she did say use whipping cream.

[ohrightjames]

CHOW TIPS :D

[carcano38]

cheaper to by the butter. Half gal. of organic milk is about $3 to 4, and it looked as if there was only about half lbs of butter.

[MrAtraktor]

PLEASE MAKE GIF OF HER SHAKIN

[CDJProduction3]

@MrAtraktor go to funnyjunk. type in shaking it. your welcome :)

[RestaurantEquipment]

Of course, if you don't feel like shaking, you can always use a food processor.

[Elmware]

One time there was this thing in the funnies papers that had instructions how to make butter from creme by putting it in a container with two marbles and placing the lid on it then shaking it for about 20 minutes or until it all lumps.

I tried it and it worked.

[Sushiwubber]

How long does that last? (as in a Best before timeline?)

[vivivifairy]

keep pressing the 5 on keyboard... every 4 sec

[RYAN101010100]

Id also add a little salt

[iAmCanadianese]

Shake.. it for 30 mins WTF?!

[MomOfLV]

For less exercise, but faster butter, food processor. And don't forget to save the buttermilk for other recipes. =D

[DEVILMATE1996]

WHAT THE HELL 0:01 "SHOW TITS"....

[ballzindeep]

-you missed the part where i use i food pro. not shake it for 20 minutes. and add a pinch of salt at the end.

[lilmissgaga]

0:01 SHOOOW TITS.

[gorillazz91]

why would you make your own butter ?

[DripsGaming]

@gorillazz91 Well according to her it's better tasting...I don't know =/

[yrbabuena]

Wow, that is so cool! Thanks!

Is there any way to do this besides spending a half an hour shaking it?

Blender, whisk, electric mixer...anything?

[DdeadPsy]

realy cow xD

[S1gmundFreud]

i like the part where she shakes it

[underwearskids]

He is going to give me nightmares.

[Shrumins]

odor free jar? where can i get that?

[Ladylyla]

Why do you all ask about salt, butter doesn't have to have salt in it. Here where i live usually we don't eat salted butter.

[ludame]

Shake it for 20-30 minutes? Id rather buy it...

[gangstamoocrew]

I shake it. I shake it. I shake it. But all that comes out in the end is cream!

[nishoutofwater]

i'll just go buy an amish.

[simonandre99]

MILF

[iknowadog]

how the fuck does she know i have been buying butter my entire life!!!??? STALKER?!!?

[callesundberg]

fake and gay

[AnimeCosplayFan92]

how much dosage do you recommend in the case i want to make garlic butter

[AnbuKakashi77]

This is only for body builders and martial artists. Who else can shake that huge jar for 20-30 minutes and still feel their arms?!

[lilmissgaga]

Shake for 20-30 minutes ? OH HELL NAW, imma go at the store. -.-

[Bella329]

@lilmissgaga haha me too!

[davinhardoyo]

if you shake more than 30 minutes, does it add another spoonful of butter or is that the maximum butter that can be achieved?

[bounceeer]

i want an episode to how to shit your pants.

[12kasper21]

20 to 30 minnutes then at water o wait i use to mutch water oke lets do it again

[IIFMJZzzII]

press 5 repeatedly

[caitlinsboles]

Would this be cheaper than purchasing the same amount of butter?

[1Deminator]

keep pressing 5

[Lilweedkila510]

WOW thats it you disguisting fat slut dont deserve to smile you lack charisma

[internetakias1]

@Lilweedkila510

And who are you to judge, dumbass? Just because she is fat means that she doesn't deserve to smile? Get the fuck out of here and go rip your spine off.

[Lilweedkila510]

@internetakias1 STFU u Bi$# ass /NIka go fuk som more ugly Bi#$ess like this fat slut.. actually go suk dick bi ch GTFO here backing up som person u dont even know mother f u ck er

[Unanimous97]

@Lilweedkila510 it's hard to tell if this was actual english or if you just banged on the keyboard.

[Lilweedkila510]

@internetakias1 GO SUK HER DI CK B ICH

[internetakias1]

@Lilweedkila510

Wow, you are really retarded,

[Lilweedkila510]

@internetakias1 suk her cock

[Lilweedkila510]

@internetakias1 somebody needs to put her down chinese girl you do it

[internetakias1]

@Lilweedkila510

...what? I think you've been smoking so much weed, you can't even form sentences right.

[billyhkc]

@internetakias1 your comment made me LMAO

thanks!

[sk8tafrnk]

@internetakias1 Never trust a skinny chef. Never.

[internetakias1]

@sk8tafrnk

Uh...why are you replying to my comment?

[sk8tafrnk]

@internetakias1 Because it was the top comment. If you don't like getting replied to, don't post comments. And get a grip for Christ's sake.

[internetakias1]

@sk8tafrnk

No, it's because I never said anything bad about her, the dumbass I replied to did.

[sk8tafrnk]

@internetakias1 I thought my logical process for this was self explanatory enough, but anyways;

You were replying to a moron, who by judging by your comment, was making a derogatory remark about the lady's weight in the video. I've been known to carry a few extra pounds and people like me to cook. In reference to this, my buddy exclaimed "Never trust a skinny chef," when this scrawny guy tried to push me off the BBQ. I was agreeing with you.

For you, getting laid is advisable.

[iKnockturnal]

shake it...shake it

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

how to get butter:

Step 1: go to Coles

Step 2: buy butter

[herds789]

or just label it FRAGILE and mail it to yourself via 1st class post.

[bakedpootetoo]

^_^ you shake it!! ^_^

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

step one...go to walmart

[MadGunnerMan]

put it in a paint shaker at the hardware store... problem solved to shaking

[HelloImJazz1]

0:20 - 0:26 WTF!!!!

[Flawls1]

Or I could just buy butter...

[hanest3842]

Oh my god... I almost shat myself when she shook that.

[MocCreatorStudios]

Press, 5. And Repeat. Omg. XD

[Chilidog32]

could I put salt in the cream beforehand?

[CHOW]

@Chilidog32 Your best bet would be to make the butter then add the salt in after the fact. A good starting point is about 1/4 teaspoon of table salt per 4 ounces of butter, but you can always just add salt to taste. Hope this helps and have fun shaking!

[quintinp02]

Nice video.

[MBJB07]

Way too much energy...

[techno34]

:O i cant believe its not butter!

[2007FORLife]

Keep pressing 4. Yes its white and she says "longer" haha

[free1here]

lol with the shaking

[ReasonsItrust]

how much salt would you add per pint of cream if you want salted butter/ Thanks!

[CHOW]

@ReasonsItrust You're free to add as much salt as you want, but a good base to work off is 1/4 teaspoon of table salt per 4 ounces of butter. So shake up your pint of cream and then salt the resulting butter till your taste buds are happy. Thanks and have fun shaking!

[99familyguy]

@CHOW how much water do I put?

[truemirror]

@ReasonsItrust You don't want to salt the cream as the salt will disolve in the liquid and most be poured out with the buttermilk, that would also give you salted buttermilk which sounds icky. If you have a food processer, you can whip up some butter with out all the shaking.

[FlamingWarrior7]

hey guys think about this... Never trust a thin chef.

[PanosOsbourne]

i'll have nightmares about this....0_0

[YTAbbeYT]

Someones like to shake?

[MalcomEggs]

Drew Carey?!

[markho997]

crazy fat lady

[PTexxVids]

Omg I dont think I've ever laughed so hard in my life

[LukeWarmHand]

Never trust a skinny chef.

[underwearskids]

@LukeWarmHand What about Gordon Ramsay?

[2555222]

Her videos are about cheese yogurt and butter, is she the dairy queen?

[MisterSketcher]

yum

[AnonymousUbiquity]

She missed the part where you add salt to taste.

[FreakExceptionale]

@AnonymousUbiquity yeah



[DaSpudanator]

its only some cream....stop fucking shaking it!

[Phr33Pur3]

Next on Chowtips! How to dig your own grave!

[spblackey]

You can also do this in the food processor... in about 4 minutes. Once the buttermilk separates salt the crap out of (a lot of the salt will go out with the buttermilk.) Unless you want to save the buttermilk - then salt after separation.

[YummyCakesDeli]

you could just use a standing mixer....

[CadenRolland]

20-30 minutes! That's a lot of shaking! How about putting the jar into a backpack and jog for 20-30 minutes. When you come back you got butter. You burn calories, you add them back, its the circle of life!

[wsaer56]

@CadenRolland You'd get a workout just by shaking it also.

[narutoSU8D]

id would keep buying the butta at the store

[PhoenixTamer2310]

i want her on my team in case of zombie apocalypse!

[undernetpolice]

fuck ! This lady scared the shit out of me

oh my god now i can't sleep

[Tdfdruj1]

@undernetpolice me too,she got turned on by a jar and some cream

[thehyphenator]

also, show tits

[thehyphenator]

press 4 for jizz

[jamieyeng]

20-30 minutes of shaking??? I think I'd still prefer to buy it from the store.....

[josefopeda]

@jamieyeng Good exercise.

[georgedodia]

who the hell would shake cream for 30 minutes just a little butter?

[derekbegins]

would it be easier if u just use a hand mixer and just whisk the cream till it becomes butter =.="

[Massivegman]

@derekbegins You can't use a whisk beacuse it would become to hard to wish the "buttermilk" and the wish would break

[Postie218]

You also need to learn to "paddle" the butter so it doesn't turn rancid from having too much milk and water left in it. This video sucks for instructions, I'll look for better.

[Postie218]

Use a stand mixer like a Kitchenaid, it's a lot easier, just put the speed on slow and use the paddle mixer. You also can't use Ultra-Pasteurized cream. Well, you can, but the high heat they use to make it "Ultra-Pasteurized" makes the butter taste scalded, best to go buy raw cream from a dairy.

[NaitsHDFTW]

shake it for 30 minutes?

Fuck fuck this...

[kysmik]

Very cool!

I have wanted to learn to make butter for so long and here, it is as simple as this? On my way out the door for some cream!!

[3uphoricRose]

I'm doing that, but just for a work out. 

[GoHabsGoNigga]

pause the video, then press 5 and play

[vespabones]

That was an amazing video, I watched it again and again and again until I couldn't take any more. You are a beautiful and amazing woman can you make a re make of this video clothing optional or in a bikini, I know I like it............. a lot. Girl you know how to churn my butter.

[vespabones]

That was an amazing video, I watched it again and again and again until I couldn't take any more. You are a beautiful and amazing woman can you make a re make of this video clothing optional or in a bikini, I know I like it............. a lot.

[khusae]

pause vid, then play and press 5 for a dance tutorial :)

[slickrickjohnson]

Oh my god I love you, I love butter on my toast with a cup of freshly ground coffee.I'm doing this later today:)

[papervampire]

No, it came from the supermarket where I bought the cream...

[bloominglove27]

She makes shaking seems fun! :D I've gotta try this! lol :)

[faylinameir]

i make butter in my vitamix, it takes 2 minutes... awesome vid though =)

[simon2381]

I find that really easy to masturbate to.

[markiss92]

@simon2381 LOL yay

[brightindigoblue]

that is amazing. im not much into butter because i dont care for the salt and other aded and artificial ingredients. but i am definitely gonna give this a try!!!!!

[bodyvegas]

That's why the lady in the video is fat, from eating real butter like that.

[r3b3l1n]

@bodyvegas would you rather fake butter?

[bodyvegas]

@r3b3l1n I don't eat anything like that.

[peteyandjaydee]

I find that this is good in a bind, but not good cost wise

[SomeKnowsLikes]

i think i go with the wipping method.. much faster .. but i enjoyed this video thought

[aarossell]

except it didn't come from my kitchen... it DID come from the farm.

[thebakershop]

That's cool, i tried it it worked but i but alot of cream but it olny made a little :(

it is rude 2 point @ people

[melthazor]

Haha, thanks! You were cute! Anyway, I think I'll use a blender/food processor to substitute all that shaking. It's quite a workout isn't it?

[newspaperface]

you dont have to buy butter anymore but still have to buy cream. i dont know about the states but here in ireland cream is more expensive than butter.

[465demi]

ahaaaaaaaa that was 45 seconds of my life i will never get back

[ChocolateRules12345]

0:24 O_O woah

[thehobknocher]

just keep pressing 5

[KreaStina19]

this lady is GREAT! 

[M09W41]

A cow making butter. :w

[internetakias1]

@M09W41

grow up

[charliethegent]

@M09W41 A cock making comments. :P

[M09W41]

@charliethegent: You must be fat. :P

[charliethegent]

@M09W41 It's true I am fat, I can't help it, every time I fuck your mother she makes me sandwiches.

[M09W41]

@charliethegent Whoa dude, you've got some issues. A gentlemen of 22 shouldn't be fucking 60 year old HIV infected whores.

[ultrakool]

shake it for 20 to 30 minutes? who's gonna do that?

[Discernaoftruth]

didn't know it was that easy! Thanks :)

[herrmann777]

0:11 uttassssss

[wotdahellz]

interesting!! thanks!

[luisito161993]

she shakes it retarted btw 0:01 SHOW TITS

[ryanjames731]

I like you, thanks for the tip!

[0kiccc0]

i remember doing this in grade 2 :)

we had "medieval week" where we were learning about different things of the medieval time and one lesson we learned about medieval food and drink :)

we had a banquet with bread and butter, that we shook ourselves, and grade juice we pressed! :)

good times :)

[SevereIDAHO]

@0kiccc0 we must have went to the same school.

[ThisIsInvisible]

pause the video and press 5 every second

[punk3r7]

@ThisIsInvisible 6 for cream pie lol

[imthetank3]

@ThisIsInvisible i found that hilarious