This song makes me feel like I'm a jellyfish swimming in a murky green ocean. Just floating peacefully... until a man catches me and uses my poison to irritate his nipples. Mmmm. he likes the pain that I inflict upon him and indeed I enjoy being the catalyst to such pain. He moans in ecstasy as my slimy film covers his abdomen and I squirm in delight in the though of him dying because of my grotesque body mechanics. Die you ignorant sailor. When he is dead I melt into the Earth. Contently...
@SilentKill217 more like red bull vodka some heroin 3 oz of tiger blood and a bar of super-concentrated over powered UBER- chocolate all in a 32 oz shake which she drank in about 3.2678 seconds and won the bet.
@DevotionTrance lol dude just becuase it doesnt have a growly bass doesnt mean its not dnb. you could consider it liquid drum and bass, listen to some good aritst like netsky or the square it way better than the kiddy bass pop
@Bokensewins Dude, you realise that a noob could have made this right? All he did was take a song and speed it up to 190BPM and then add a 190BPM breakbeat loop to the background.
What's with the negative comments guys? This guy's just experimenting with the song; I thought this sounded great :D. Like my mom always said, "If you don't have any thing good to comment on, then don't strat a flame war."
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ah doesn't sound good, the singpart is to slow for the beat. that makes it sound like just two songs played at the same time, not like a good "remix".
Alright who dropped coffee on Glados circuit bored 0_0
milky5432 1 month ago
epic heavy intro
DaHuuuuuuudge 2 months ago
@DaHuuuuuuudge I watched this, and I totally agree with you.....
Heavy was by far the best part of this in my opinion
Sakwilla1 2 months ago
@Sakwilla1 *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*
DaHuuuuuuudge 2 months ago
w....t....f...is...this...??
C41nst3r 3 months ago
SilentKill217 all im going to say is u drink coffee u dont sit on it and shes a robot :3
katatafishbrett 3 months ago
THIS killed JFK.
xSimmyN 4 months ago
must... kill... lincoln
nicsleeper 5 months ago 2
GET THE DRUG CORE OFF HER
lolzfinn 5 months ago 13
And you see Kids... This brinks me to my next Point, Don't Smoke Crack!
Just4dalaughs 5 months ago
@xDannyDeamon Or copy his comment, douche.
MrKrauzz 5 months ago
nicee
MW2luva 6 months ago
brain=splode
armadda08 6 months ago
Who's the big guy?
BucketSeeker 7 months ago
@BucketSeeker HE IS HEAVY
willeatforfood8 7 months ago
@willeatforfood8 Is that his name? It sure goes with his look.... trolololol.
BucketSeeker 7 months ago 3
This deserves more VIEWS....AND LIKES!!! <3
DeathNoteFan126 7 months ago
166 People don't like Bass, Portal, or Coffee!
9v100 7 months ago
WOW!!!!
spyrothedragonuk 7 months ago
DICKS EVERYWHERE.
DustinTheGoth 8 months ago
no creativity involved. original drum beat was taken from Clean vs Dirty by Iridium.
MistahReynoldz 8 months ago
This beat ain't fitting my friend.
Mdebify 8 months ago
did any1 look at this as jorge and kat from REACH in the 1 trailer
rOfLcOpTeR4100 8 months ago
@rOfLcOpTeR4100
did any1 give a shit
TubularBroccoli 8 months ago
GLaDOS is a boss..
DougMods 8 months ago
GlaDos is a Spy!!
HubraBubra 9 months ago
Glados have drinked too much energy drinks
Vebjorn50 9 months ago
great remix, great game, grea... ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
x12lesser21x 9 months ago
158 people arent alive anymore
eXite9524 9 months ago
До свиданья )
otakepepyake 9 months ago
This song makes me feel like I'm a jellyfish swimming in a murky green ocean. Just floating peacefully... until a man catches me and uses my poison to irritate his nipples. Mmmm. he likes the pain that I inflict upon him and indeed I enjoy being the catalyst to such pain. He moans in ecstasy as my slimy film covers his abdomen and I squirm in delight in the though of him dying because of my grotesque body mechanics. Die you ignorant sailor. When he is dead I melt into the Earth. Contently...
ohmygod36008 9 months ago 24
@ohmygod36008 O...k....
ttppyy3 9 months ago 5
@ttppyy3
Cool Beans.
xPatentPendingx 9 months ago
@ohmygod36008 WHAT.......THE........FUCK!
gohanknowsbest 9 months ago
@ohmygod36008 wow.... its all i have to say. That is deep :D
TheLuckyDraw 9 months ago
@ohmygod36008
I like fish aswell.
ItsDorp 8 months ago
ellis: GRABBIN HEROIN uhh i mean adrenalin >.> <.< *inject* ASILFHILAFAHISBNDJHFUAHFAHFUKA
CreedandConflict 9 months ago 3
That's heroin for you.
chrislukebt 9 months ago
whoa glados had way to much cake! O-o
SilverWonder25 9 months ago
Aparture science wishes you to join us... please...?
For science..?
TheLastOfTheHybrids 9 months ago
And at the end, I will sing really fast.
Turnip6697 10 months ago
Cake Zappin' my turret
DilutedOrange 10 months ago 3
co za asy ...
bloody31234 10 months ago
I like how the intro moved from my left speaker to the middle and finally to the right speaker. Like Heavy would run past me ^^
SandeProHiQu 10 months ago
Ze cake is ze spy!
gmfk07 10 months ago
Lmao, I thought it was Mirrors Edge.
TheGameBoyTV 11 months ago
my brain sploded
caseyzun50 11 months ago
So, you sped up the original, eq'ed it a bit to solo out the vocals, added some generic drums and added a new synth bassline.
JoeWithers100 11 months ago
The cake is a Lie. D:
NeuroticPwa 11 months ago
@NeuroticPwa who knows... mehbeh if u r good in portal 2 u will get cake! :D:D hopes up everyone!
sirhammyhamster 11 months ago
@NeuroticPwa no the cake is a pie =3
inusouta 11 months ago
Genetic
Lifeform
and
Disk
Operating
System
thats what glados stands for :P
MusicGaming1 11 months ago 2
holy crap,sucks,
XtremTutorials 11 months ago
@XtremTutorials holy crap,no u,
MrCommentcritic 11 months ago
this is kinda relaxing to me, but also, i want to jump around o.e
natalia54413 1 year ago
I LOVE IT :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Mrmikko102 1 year ago
this is fl-studio noob -.-
TheGuuzy97 1 year ago
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GLaDOSoc
Genetic
Lifeform
and
Disc
Operating
System
on crack
JustAnotherSilverFan 1 year ago
I... I dunno what to say other than ,"THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC THING EVER."
DARKLINXMASTER2 1 year ago
i ran out of cake trying to keep up with this song.
airsoftbuddies50 1 year ago
DAMN
monkeynade126 1 year ago
lame
EpicSmartAss 1 year ago
@EpicSmartAss GlaDos Will now Dispose of You, Enjoy your Cake, Hope you Find it Dry and Dissatisfying.
KnifeyyProductions 1 year ago
drum is BEAST!
20buddy98 1 year ago
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BORING
kevinelmeg4m4an 1 year ago
@kevinelmeg4m4an GO DIE CAMEL TOE
J4M3SPR 1 year ago
My hears... YAAAAARGH!!!!
shadic96 1 year ago
like me because you have nothing else to do! at least like this comment!
Sayiism 1 year ago 3
It was ok but essentially you've sped it up and added a drum beat and it doesn't sound too good in my opinion.
ILikeCabbages 1 year ago
@ILikeCabbages there is allso bass can hear it on the sub and synth sounds it a great MIX
Domasterx 1 year ago
@Domasterx I said essentially i know there are other things in the backing but im not very good at picking up what they are.
ILikeCabbages 1 year ago
@ILikeCabbages IT has more than just drums it has shit load of bass and synth (can hear on the sub) way to go cabbage. PORTAL is God :)
Domasterx 1 year ago
Sux d; i really think the timing and the beat sux sorry :(
Klamepa 1 year ago
glados on 4loko
terenceandphillip74 1 year ago
Glasdos on bonk
thefunkyboi1 1 year ago
144 people have no taste ;)
Backwoodsairsoft1 1 year ago
@Backwoodsairsoft1 have no cake
and stop using it unless it really is funny
JustAnotherSilverFan 1 year ago
meh, the original was better, but this isn't bad.
AIphaDog 1 year ago
Awesuuum <3
xTheFluxThing 1 year ago 2
This Remix is not worth sharing it with anyone.
Jailomatic 1 year ago
@Jailomatic Fail Troll fails. this is actually pretty good.
SteelthewolfX 1 year ago
Glados on coffee
SilentKill217 1 year ago 127
@SilentKill217 more like on crack
SuperMarioNJ 11 months ago
@SilentKill217 more like 5 hour energy
Milkmanbag 11 months ago
@SilentKill217 Redux; Crack!
Danewolfair 11 months ago
@SilentKill217 glados on CRACK
SuperMarioNJ 11 months ago
@SilentKill217 nose coffee
zebulon0 10 months ago
@SilentKill217 nosecoffee
zebulon0 10 months ago
@SilentKill217 more like red bull vodka some heroin 3 oz of tiger blood and a bar of super-concentrated over powered UBER- chocolate all in a 32 oz shake which she drank in about 3.2678 seconds and won the bet.
Ares12893 9 months ago 3
@SilentKill217 GLaDOS on SCIENCE
FTFY :D
sayrith 9 months ago
@SilentKill217 I think it's a little stronger than coffee.......
9v100 7 months ago
@SilentKill217 More like GLaDOS on cocaine.
xrecon2113 7 months ago 6
@xrecon2113 LOL
natalia54413 7 months ago
@SilentKill217 Me on red bull
Th3LetterH 5 months ago
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foLyka2 1 year ago 2
xaksldjoekdxs/ntffl hsALAA HAALP
redwv 1 year ago
comedywatcher1150 is right =D
JanoschHu 1 year ago
olol im not kiddingskdHJAFLnHOLLLYYY SHHIIIIIT
frenchtoaster1000 1 year ago
It is hypnotizing my mind
Xida0705 1 year ago 74
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JustAnotherSilverFan 1 year ago
Somehow I can't stand still while listening to this song! >.<
Killboy10MNE 1 year ago
It makes my fingers soooooooo fast, so when I'll need to type any thext very fast I will turn it onXD
AKirill1942 1 year ago
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU... i hit mah head
SpyIsTeam 1 year ago
too fast
lampenpam 1 year ago
haha why is this so cute
Rinxxxxx 1 year ago
Stepmania....
spiranomad 1 year ago
I love people who try to tap out music with hands/feet, especially when its to fast XD
Companioncube12 1 year ago
i can do it whit my psp >:)
pataponattack 1 year ago
Glados Voice broke.
Shep9250 1 year ago
my leg is shaking extremely fast! i love the tempo!! even if my leg is having a major seisure... u took it from ten minutes to a 2 minute song!
rytoof 1 year ago
my leg is shaking extremely fast! i love the tempo!! even if my leg is having a major seisure
rytoof 1 year ago
The last 5 Still Alive remixes I heard sucked. I came here expecting more like that. I was pleasantly mistaken.
SkyNinja1 1 year ago
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if u listen to this in the car ull crash in 1 minute :P
blackjedi111 1 year ago
If u listen this in the car ull crash in less then 1 minute XD!
blackjedi111 1 year ago
i love this song
sonicroxx123 1 year ago
i love this song
sonicroxx123 1 year ago
BAAAAAAAAAD
Pseudonym919 1 year ago
i think it was better when it was slower
markd9011 1 year ago
sucks bad.
s3ntimental 1 year ago
@s3ntimental Quit Trolling! >:(
ODSTD56 1 year ago
@ODSTD56 haha xD this is my opinion, not a troll attempt.
s3ntimental 1 year ago
@ODSTD56 lol odsts ftw
TheODST100 1 year ago
WEEEEEEEee!! Kurwa, ale zajebiste :D
jeremie1st 1 year ago
best remix ive heard my whole life
angrygoblin132 1 year ago
Victory
Rynorak46 1 year ago
epic fail -.-
To fast + to much bass and drum
MICKUS100 1 year ago
Sucks.
MrJeekz 1 year ago
catchy, but in the begining, you warped it WAY too much, it makes it all distorted, and just messes with the whole theme of it..
fireyblackdragon 1 year ago
lolz
zackron11 1 year ago
epick
chiefzog 1 year ago
oh..not bad..kinda catchy too
ianpal123 1 year ago
lol, nice mix
Glitchinema 1 year ago
this is rocken
SuperMarioNJ 1 year ago
prepare for music lag by glados
nightstalker282 1 year ago
speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out
thats what she seid
brody3199 1 year ago
sounds like tabla beats science
Gordzila19 1 year ago
not bad.
AlCapwn7 1 year ago
Hell awesome ape escape beat.
EaglesNestOne64 1 year ago
No growly bass = not DnB. Learn to use your software better... First get the acapella, so you dont have all the gay background music.
DevotionTrance 1 year ago
@DevotionTrance lol dude just becuase it doesnt have a growly bass doesnt mean its not dnb. you could consider it liquid drum and bass, listen to some good aritst like netsky or the square it way better than the kiddy bass pop
Bokensewins 1 year ago
@Bokensewins Dude, you realise that a noob could have made this right? All he did was take a song and speed it up to 190BPM and then add a 190BPM breakbeat loop to the background.
DevotionTrance 1 year ago
@Bokensewins I know, but it still follows the charasteristics of dnb, doesnt mean its not dnb bro
Bokensewins 1 year ago
awesome
PLAZMACHARGE 1 year ago
@carrmx0 the people who dislike this song are like
fuck this noob song
i prefer thinking of what it would be to kiss a girl
cedoxi 1 year ago
ME LAIK
CaptainKqus 1 year ago
skillz O: good work ^^
Torchaan 1 year ago
WTF is with people hating this, this is like the meaning of awesome ;~;
carrmx0 1 year ago
oh god so fast!!!
shazbot322 1 year ago
What's with the negative comments guys? This guy's just experimenting with the song; I thought this sounded great :D. Like my mom always said, "If you don't have any thing good to comment on, then don't strat a flame war."
garysnail123 1 year ago
This gives drum and bass a bad name :(
TheMaraudingGuy 1 year ago
@TheMaraudingGuy
no that would be just drum and bass that does that.
XD
xNEXAVOBISx 1 year ago
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IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN ALL NIGHT
SendMeYourHATE 1 year ago
This shit is da'sheet! >:D
killbox9999 1 year ago
niceeeee, i can tell u used FL studio!!!!
TomTrain1 1 year ago
moar like jungle remix
Tubofluxar 1 year ago
MY HEAD IS SPINNIG....... VERY FAAAST!!!!
bananhosdig 1 year ago
lol @ start aka heavy
ACMMEH 1 year ago
Decent, but quite easy to do.
Just put the song, speed it up and add a drum n bass beat and sync it up, some parts are well synced though, so good job.
Magnum337Gaming 1 year ago
THIS VERSION MAKES MY HANDS AND FINGERS GO FUCKING CRAZY
Bustias1 1 year ago 76
@Bustias1 hmm just wondering how exactly did you type this.
pein374 1 year ago
@pein374 it was his 50th try, this is my 67th :D
thelooker28 1 year ago
@Bustias1 THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME
bigdogblues2008 1 year ago
@Bustias1 GIYLKS JOI HOLY CRAPS WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN
CheshireLite 1 year ago
@Bustias1 fap fap fap?
Xida0705 1 year ago
@Xida0705 Ill tell you when your older.
TheeCakee 1 year ago
fake and gey
LogoMproductions 1 year ago
@LogoMproductions Like you. Last night. WHOAAAAAA
RealEmotionX 1 year ago
@LogoMproductions real and straight
angryslug1 1 year ago
@LogoMproductions shut up you dumb TROLL
hbgames17 1 year ago
tht song always made me smile - drum & bass own xD
mtake2 1 year ago
Portal :)
Wildpfad 1 year ago
Start wasn't that good after that it was fair. Haven't changed the music just attached a beat to it...
orenco 1 year ago
perfect for a cake eating contest. thumbs up.
KlydeMcKlydester 1 year ago
the cake is NOT a lie.... but is indeed a liar!!!
solidumx 1 year ago
Do you have the drum and bass by its self?
QuincytheDestroyer 1 year ago
GOOD!
DJmany1000 1 year ago
Sounds pretty good, but I prefer the calm and slower version. :)
TheWiggler1234 1 year ago
awesome dude!
deathrain02 1 year ago
at first i was like :|
then i was like :/
IceDriftX 1 year ago
ah doesn't sound good, the singpart is to slow for the beat. that makes it sound like just two songs played at the same time, not like a good "remix".
jahizar 1 year ago
TEH CAKE IS...not a lie...
ComedyWatcher1150 1 year ago 10
@ComedyWatcher1150 The cake IS a lie, but the pie tells the truth.
Johnwatsis 1 year ago
sweet song pwnage awesome
rara1818 1 year ago
Yes. GOD yes.
zortecian 1 year ago